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luxthestrange ยท 3 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#164 Our Dadam
Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!
Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!
Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!
Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~
Gods/Goddesses:...
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coffeecubes ยท 11 months
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"๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐๐จ๐๐ ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ!"
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๐—ต๐—ฐ๐˜€ + ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ผ: ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ธ? ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜†โ€ฆ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐˜„๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ดโ€ฆ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜?
โœฉ ๐—ณ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ | ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ, ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ป, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐—ต๐—ฎ, ๐—พ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ ๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜… ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ
โœฉ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ
โœฉ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€: ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ! ๐—˜๐—ป๐—ท๐—ผ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€! ๐— ๐˜† ๐—ค๐˜‚๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐˜๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ
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๐‡๐€๐ƒ๐„๐’
Imagine his confusion when you dodge his kiss
A bit hurt but tries to kiss you again
You dodge him once again, making his face turn to horror as if Poseidon had said he was the worst older brother ever to his face
Hades, who had fallen in love with you, was always a gentleman. The first time he saw you, he knew that you were going to be his wife. He treated you as his equal, his woman, and his queen all at once. He was gentle, patient, loving, and so protective of you, making sure to respect you as who you are. He was one of the few gods who physically showed how much he loved and cherished you, which was rare in the divine.ย 
He introduced things to you slowly, making sure to go at your pace since he didnโ€™t want to hurt or scare you away. Showing affection and kisses in small moments was one thing that he adored, since it showed connection and strong desire for one another.
There was a trend going on lately where lovers would dodge each otherโ€™s kisses as a prank, and you thought it would be funny to try it on your husband, who was so heavenly in love with you. It was just a small teasing but your heart absolutely shattered when you saw his face fall.
โ€œLove?โ€ Hades tilted his head, his strong arms coming to grasp your waist once you dodged again.ย 
Hades didnโ€™t think this was funny at all as he pulled you onto his lap. He turned you over so you were facing him before he placed his head above your chest.
โ€œDid I do something wrong?โ€ he pouted, his handsome face turning sadder in each second and you couldnโ€™t take it anymore.
โ€œNo! It was just a prank, thatโ€™s all!โ€ you explained everything to him and suddenly it all made sense.
โ€œWellโ€ฆ shall I try again?โ€ Hadesโ€™ mood brightened up as he attempted to kiss you once more, and you happily obliged.
Now, heโ€™s carrying you to his bedroom where heโ€™s going to punish you for teasing him ๐Ÿ˜‰
Poseidon later came to visit his brother and his sister-in-law until he heard the noise coming from the bedroom and he left
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๐“๐‡๐Ž๐‘
He leans in to give you a kiss but you dodged, making him kiss nothing but air
He stills for a few moments before he opens his eyes with confusion and he whips around to see you resuming to your own routines
You felt extremely bad as you felt his eyes upon your figure, as the thunder god wonders if you are mad at him
The thunder god never showed any sort of affection or emotion to anyone, so imagine the shock of the entire heavens when rumours had it that he had fallen in love with you. He wasnโ€™t social and didnโ€™t have many friends despite how powerful he was but the moment you came into his life, it brought another side out of him. He wanted nothing but to spend his immortal life with you, enjoying the sweet comforts of your presence, listening to your stories, and relishing your touches, kisses and love.
Affection was something he never knew he lacked in his life until he met you, and your small kisses were one of the very things that always made his busy day better. He was extremely occupied these days with his duties so he didnโ€™t get to spend much time with you, making him wonder if you were pissed at him.ย 
You were already regretting your actions and you should never have listened to Lokiโ€™s stupid prank. Thor was good to you but that dumb trickster had decided it would be funny to see his cousinโ€™s reaction to his wife not wanting to kiss him.ย 
โ€œMy sweetโ€ฆโ€ Thorโ€™s voice echoed down the corridors, as you scurried away from him.
His loud footsteps followed your smaller form, as guilt began to bottle you up. You can feel the hurt and sadness radiating off of his body and it got worse when he grabbed your arm gently to stop you.
โ€œAre you mad at me?โ€ the god asked as you refused to answer to keep Lokiโ€™s prank going.
You thought you could do it until he pulled you into a tight embrace, apologising to you.
โ€œIโ€™m sorry. Please forgive me.โ€
Thatโ€™s it.
You whipped around and cupped his cheeks, explaining everything to him, telling him that Loki told you to do it because he wanted to see his reaction. Thor was obviously pissed at Loki and he was about to go beat him up when you grabbed his face once more and kissed him lovingly. You two made out in the halls for a little while until his bloodthirsty battle smirk came out.
He throws you over his shoulder and carries you to the private chambers, where you two will make up for all the lost time when you were apart ๐Ÿ˜
Loki got a black eye after
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๐๐Ž๐’๐„๐ˆ๐ƒ๐Ž๐
You have a death wish if you have the audacity to dodge his kiss
He was mad, like really mad, as he grabs you by your chin and holds you in place to kiss you but you deny him by biting your lips in
He never felt anything ill towards you but for the first time, there was this bitter and hurt feeling that boiled up in his chest as his cold eyes glared into your own
It was an understatement that Poseidon was a terrifying god. Of all the divine, he had the most power, authority, and presence of all the gods and he was ruthless in his approach. He looked down on others and even deemed them as filth if they didn't reach his standards. He doesnโ€™t talk to the lowly and his emotions seem non-existent.
Until he met you.
When you first transferred to his castle to work for him, he felt as if cupidโ€™s arrow had cruelly decided to pierce him and for the first time, this god wanted someone. He wanted someone to stand by his side, someone to rule with, and someone to love.ย 
Poseidon was cruel to everyone in his fortress but when it came to you, he tried to soften up and treat you less harshly. He was still critical and blunt, but you soon realised that he was giving you advice and helping you improve. Pretty soon, you two were together and now married. He would also show gentle gestures such as caressing your cheeks, holding your hand, and embracing you to show others who had their eyes on you that you belonged to him - and him ALONE.ย 
When you two were alone, Poseidon showed a side to you that you didnโ€™t think he had as he treated you and your body with such grace and gentleness. He was rough in bed as well but it felt as if he was telling you that you were his everything, his precious goddess who stole his heart.
And now, Poseidon was on thin ice with you as he slammed the door shut and placed his hand above your head, trapping you beneath his large body.ย 
โ€œWhatโ€™s going on?โ€ he sneered at you, โ€œyou donโ€™t want me anymore?โ€
You were going to kill Aphrodite later for blackmailing you into this.
โ€œPoseidon, no! I do want you!โ€ you told him truthfully, โ€œitโ€™s just that Aphroditeโ€ฆโ€
The moment you said that lustful goddessโ€™ name made Poseidonโ€™s face darken. He huffed angrily and brushed his blond hair, feeling his anger snap. You were a nervous wreck as you tried to walk past him until he took you by the chin and slammed his lips into yours. You kissed him back and sooner or later, he was on top of you in bed, making sure that you gave him the kisses he deserved.ย 
You two had fun that night, Poseidon made sure you were sore the next day ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Aphrodite was banned from talking to you ever again
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๐๐”๐ƒ๐ƒ๐‡๐€
Imagine the shock pikachu face as you dodge his kiss, his jaw dropping to the ground like a heavy stone
His lollipop fell from his mouth and you try not to snicker as you walked passed him
Not a single word was spoken out either, while the feeling of being heartbroken stabbed him like a blade
Buddha was a god that took no shits from anyone. He was true to himself, he was enlightened, and he was proud to guide others into a path where they could also achieve enlightenment. Thatโ€™s why he became so fond of you.
He adored and fell in love with you because you gave no shits to anyone. You didnโ€™t let the hardships and suffering of the things around you bring you down, instead you found new ways to conquer them and achieve happiness. Buddha adored and loved being by your side. He particularly loved cuddling with you on top of hills, munching on little snacks and tears, while being lovey dovey with each other.ย 
Buddha was always a tease to you because he loved seeing how flustered and shy you get, your facial impressions were one of the top things he enjoyed. But recently, he seemed to be getting over your boundaries with his teasing. Youโ€™re usually fine with his teasing but this time, Buddha just wonโ€™t leave it alone. Usually he would drop it and apologise afterwards, even kissing and caressing your figure, but this time, he was persistent.
So of course, you decided to get back at the enlightened one, turning your head away and walking away from him. Buddhaโ€™s jaw dropped to the ground in shock as he whipped around, seeing your figure walk away.
He, of course, went after you.
โ€œ(Name)... my love?โ€ he questioned, pouncing on you.
His legs were wrapped around your waist with his hands hugging your chest, as he cling to you like a koala. Because of his heavier weight, you tumbled to the ground, with him straddling on top of your waist. He tried to kiss you once more, but you dodged, making him quirk an eyebrow as he was getting more and more frustrated.
You were trying to keep on this facade until a lightbulb appeared in Buddhaโ€™s mind. You were beginning to crawl away from him when he grabbed you by the leg and pulled you back, proceeding to tickle you mercilessly.ย 
You shrieked and wheezed, laughing your core out while Buddha teasingly leaned into your ear.
โ€œDo you not love me anymore?!โ€ Buddha cried out, biting your ear as you continued to laugh.
His figure was heavier so he practically had you in his grip, as you laughed and tried to fight his hands off.
โ€œBuddha, no-!โ€ you shrieked at his towering figure, โ€œI was playing a small prank-! I love you!โ€
โ€œIf you love me then donโ€™t dodge my kiss! Youโ€™re breaking this gentlemanโ€™s heart, you know?โ€ he soon stopped and engulfed your breathless body, nuzzling against your hair in a loving way.
You two soon made up until you yelped when he spanked your ass.
He then carried you like a baby to an area thatโ€™s more private to have some sexy time together
Letโ€™s just say you both gained more than enlightenment on that night
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๐๐ˆ๐ ๐’๐‡๐ˆ ๐‡๐”๐€๐๐†
This handsome king would just keep on asking for kisses, but you would continuously deny him
No one would deny the emperor of China but you took your chances to prank him since he always had a sweet spot for you
The first time you did it, he felt as if you bitch slapped him as he stared at you in shock, before he followed you everywhere, asking for kisses again and again
Qin Shi Huang was the greatest emperor of China, a title that was on par with his strength. He was confident, bold, and never backed down against an enemy or someone that threatened his country and people.ย 
He met you one night when he was ill with a cold. You were a healer from a small village but you were extremely talented and knowledgeable, so his advisors went to fetch you right away. When you arrived, the emperor was breathless when he saw your appearance, as you treated and tended him tenderly.
โ€œWho are you? Iโ€™ve never seen you before.โ€ were the first things he told you.
โ€œIโ€™m a healer.โ€ you told him simply, telling him the village you were from.
After that night, Qin realised that you were intelligent, beautiful, compassionate and he declared proudly that you were his official doctor. He recovered quickly and soon, the emperor was absolutely in love and enamoured with you.ย 
As a husband, Qin was much more charismatic, playful, and teasing in a cute way, unlike his usual serious self when he was taking care of the country. He loved to kiss you, cherish you, and shower you with his attention and touches. Speaking of touches, this man absolutely cannot get his hands OFF you. He was obsessed with touching you, making sure that you were still here by his side since he had a terrible past. He didnโ€™t want to lose you, holding you tight every night in his arms when you two slept, and making sure that the guards and bodyguards were keeping you safe when he was busy - though he tends to guard and protect you now.ย 
You always responded to his touches and affectionate gestures but since he was always a tease, you wanted to have some payback.
โ€œLOVE!!!โ€ Qin exclaimed, following you and trying to kiss you constantly, โ€œcome back!โ€
โ€œI caught you!โ€ he sang and you squealed as he embraced you and lifted you up happily.
His hands rested on your waist and his lips pursed, leaning forwards to kiss you once more, when you dodged again, leaving him more perplexed than ever.ย 
โ€œEh?โ€ his eyebrows raised and he tried once more, but you dodged, โ€œmy queen, are you upset? Please donโ€™t beโ€ฆ I just want to kiss and love you.โ€
He continues to pester and whine, placing butterfly kisses along your neck and arms until you give up and finally kiss him.
Since you denied this emperor, he was going to give you the spanking of your life in his bedroomย 
And you gave him some treatments too- ๐Ÿ˜
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Additional stories:
โœฉ Infatuation (yandere!gods x reader)
โœฉ Little Darling (yandere!thor x reader)
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Normal sleepover at the Einherjar's
From that on, Brunhilde makes sure that they all have blankets during sleepovers.
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Adopting Their Fallen Enemy's Child (PT.3) ~ RoR/SnV x Child! Reader
Type of Writing: Poll Result Characters: Qin Shi Huang, Jack the Ripper, Sasaki Kojiro, & Child! Reader Name: Adopting Their Fallen Enemy's Child (PT.4) Original Poll Link: Here Other Parts: (PT.1), (PT.2), & (PT.3)
A/N: Okay, this is the final part of this series until the next few rounds of Ragnarok come out! Now, enjoy!!
โ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒป
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โ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒป
๐Ÿ‘‘ This guy never realized a small child watching his fight against the God of the Underworld, Hades
๐Ÿ‘‘ So, when he heard many Gods yelling and the small footsteps of a child's, he spun himself around while Alvitr gasped and said your name
๐Ÿ‘‘ Qin Shi Huang had a small soft spot for children, and whenever he saw one crying, he'd feel so bad for them, no matter their status
๐Ÿ‘‘ But, he was the most sad for you...
๐Ÿ‘‘ You looked completely different from your father, the only real things telling you guys were family was the leaf markings on your face and neck, your elf-like ears, and aura you both carried
๐Ÿ‘‘ He paused and looked at his Valkyrie for some help, in which she just looked at you with pity before motioning her hand to you
๐Ÿ‘‘ Qin sat down next to you as you bawled where your father once stood, asking him why he wanted to fight and why life wasn't being fair
๐Ÿ‘‘ The Gods and Humans gasped as Qin laid your head on his lap, he patted your head as the medical staff came running out to you both
๐Ÿ‘‘ When he awoke, he saw you laying on his chest while reading a small book the staff gave you
๐Ÿ‘‘ He looked at you and pat your head, causing you to hug his good hand and try healing his two missing fingers, to which he said;
" I'm surprised you don't hate my guts because of what happened out there! It's quite amazing how calm you are despite the circumstances, kiddo! In fact, would you like to stay here and watch the next few rounds with me? I don't mind! "
โ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒป
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โ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒป
๐Ÿฉธ Jack admired your father, Heracles, for who he was and the color he radiated, so when he felt another similar, yet smaller form running into the arena with a slight amount of fear, he froze
๐Ÿฉธ Humanity stayed silent as your tiny form ran out of the hallway and towards your crumpling father, crying his name
๐Ÿฉธ The killer and the warrior looked back and saw you, and your father chuckled, commenting on how stubborn you were
" Hey hun, don't worry about your old dad, okay? You'll see me again sometime! " " Don't lie to me, daddy! I can't stand it when you lie! "
๐Ÿฉธ Jack stared at you both witch a hint of sadness in his heart, but, he wondered, why did he feel this way? He never had before since he was a child
๐Ÿฉธ Heracles looked at Jack and alerted him with your name, making him look up from you and into your father's blue eyes, which were slowly turning green and breaking apart
" Take care of them for me, yeah? "
๐Ÿฉธ You looked at Jack when your father turned into nothing and sniffed as he stiffened, why would he entrust his child to someone who killed when alive?
๐Ÿฉธ Humanity erupted in protest, stating you should return to your family, in which you held your hands to your ears and ran to grab Jack's leg in fear, and he had to hold himself back from really making you scared
๐Ÿฉธ Whatever reason Heracles had for giving him guardianship of you must have been important, so, what kind of gentleman would dishonor the wish of a fallen warrior?
โ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒป
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โ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒป
๐ŸŒธ You watched your father get killed in front of you, you had every right to be upset at that human right now
๐ŸŒธ Sasaki sat in the medical bay healing from your father's trident hits, and when he heard the distant calls of some of the Gods, he sat up in shock
๐ŸŒธ Especially when his door burst open with a young child standing there, and when you closed it shut, his eyes widened when he really looked at you
๐ŸŒธ Your outfit loosely resembled Poseidon's, from the tighter top to the charm around your waist and the cloth that fell down your legs
๐ŸŒธ He looked at you and at the ground in shame, you must have been very upset with him, he had killed your father, but when you said the words that you said next, his heart jumped
" Do not worry, mortal man, I do not hate you for this. Rather, I dislike my father, he should have not engaged in such a puny battle against Humanity. And, I would like to apologize for his words, he wasn't the most pleasant man in Valhalla. "
๐ŸŒธ Sasaki was officially shell-shocked
๐ŸŒธ One would normally hate the one who killed their parent, but the way you just maturely confessed your true motive behind visiting him, it made him chuckle to himself
๐ŸŒธ You were very daring, definitely taking after your father in that way, and the way you held yourself was very similar, making him looked back on the way your father looked up at where Zeus and Hermes laid
๐ŸŒธ You must've been up there with your cousin and uncle watching
๐ŸŒธ Sasaki smiled and offered you a seat by him, along with a drink, in which, after a long while of talking about his battle tactics, you asked him to adopt you, claiming your uncles, besides Hades, weirded you out
๐ŸŒธ He chuckled at your bold question and nodded, stating;
" I would love to take you in as my own, dear heir of the sea. And while I'm not sure your family will be happy with this development, if you are alright with it, you may call me your father. "
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palesublimeduck ยท 5 months
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๐Ÿฅ€Would they slay?โœจ๏ธ
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I would kill for fanarts & spin off episodes like this ๐Ÿ˜ญ
On another note, Apollo & Loki would 100% do "GRWM" videos before attending events & meetings
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kanroji-san ยท 12 days
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Sanemi!Y/n/Reader AU
Sanemi!Y/n: I was gonna donate some blood today but they ask too many personal questions.
Sanemi!Y/n: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"
Qin Shi Huang: My spouse. My love. My sun. My everything. What the fuck-
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Should I make more Qin Shi Huang x Sanemi!Reader?
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lilys0evil0twin ยท 1 year
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Hello ! I am sorry to bother you
(If you're busy) can i request Yandere Qin nsfw headcannons pleasee
Take care of you !
Bro the guys that make you believe they're blind? Uh just uh๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Qin is an emperor, which means you are an empress/emperor now too
It's the clothes for him, imagining you in the most expensive silk, jewelry and furs, works for him like medicine his "little" man is standing up to attention
But don't expect to wear underwear, he doesn't have any so why should you?
Everywhere he sits is a throne but his lap is the only throne for you, you either sit on his lap or you're not sitting at all, of course he wouldn't let you stand your legs are too precious
Is totally obsessed with the idea of you getting off on his muscular thighs, after the first time he suggests it all the time, privacy is irrelevant
Now you are wearing expensive clothes, and I gotta say they are really revealing.... Like really, but no one is allowed to look at you if they want their head intact
Qin loves your body, he loves to touch it, caress it, kiss it, and most of all he loves to watch your qi
He says your qi is the most beautiful and most fluid
Praise is on a daily basis and during your love sessions he worships you whole, it's enough that during the day he kisses the ground you walk on
Qin shi don't fuck, he makes love
Your pleasure is his only concern, but don't worry he gets off to your moans and sighs
His fingers do magic, never was a big fan of eating you despite loving your taste
Like Loki, Qin is a moaner, even tho his moans are quiet, he prefers to verbally show you how much he loves what you're doing to him
Expect him to moan your name repeatedly when he's close
Doesn't have a strict code on cumming, when you say to pull out he pulls out, when you say nothing it's inside
Qin is a master at after care and always asks if you're alright
All in all, Qin Shi Huang is a very caring yandere, and will gladly follow your every word, but watch out since you now have a great power at your hands
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telvess ยท 6 months
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RoR: Morning with them (Hermes, Hades, Qin) ๐Ÿ”ž
I've finally defeated my writer's block, at least a bit. And I swear I wanted to write something fluffy. Then why - for the Helheim sake - I ended up writing NSFW context againโ€ฆ?
Hermes
You were wakened by a morning sunlight. You opened your eyes and immediately regretted it, covering your head with the pillow to find relief in the partial darkness. The empty space next to you - where your hand expected to find Hermes - alarmed you, so you forced yourself to peek again. The feeling of disappointment woke you up completely. โ€” Why are you leaving so early? โ€” you mumbled, seeing him getting ready in front of the mirror. He was putting on a shirt, so for the last seconds you could see his naked back, which you had kissed many times last night. โ€” Duty calls. โ€” Youโ€™re god, you know? โ€” you jumped out of the bed and hugged him from behind โ€” You have the right to take the day off! Even as you interfered, Hermes buttoned his dress shirt. โ€” Iโ€™m afraid the gods donโ€™t have that privilege. โ€” Really? โ€” you sighed into his back โ€” Even we, humans, figured that out! You saw his reflection in the mirror smiling at you. After the shirt, the time had come for a tie. โ€” Let me โ€” you offered help. Without a word, Hermes handed you the tie, and as you placed it around his neck, you felt his eyes on you. Since you were standing naked in front of him, your cheeks suddenly felt warm, and the situation didn't get any better as you remembered what happened last night. โ€” Is everything okay? โ€” Yes โ€” you replied, however you didnโ€™t have enough courage to look up. Otherwise, you would have notice Hermesโ€™ mischievous expression, because - as always - he knew exactly what was going on in your mind. As you were tying a tie, Hermesโ€™ hands appeared on your waist. He was already wearing white gloves and was now caressing your skin with the soft fabric. As his touch was leaving burning trace on your bare skin, your sensitive body slowly began to wake up. Hermes moved his hands to your back, where he raised them along your spine to reach your shoulders, neck and finally your jawline. You bit your lower lip and without second thought, you let your hands slide over Hermesโ€™ collar to touch his neck with trembling fingers. โ€” Patient, silly goose โ€” his calm voice brought you back to reality โ€” Tonight you gonna untie that tie as well. Your eyes met his. Hermes seemed amused by your confusion, but beside that you didnโ€™t notice any sign of lying. โ€” Will you leave that early the next morning too? โ€” you asked. Then, to your surprise, Hermes just leaned towards you. Your lips moved instinctively as he approached closer to yours, meeting in a deep, promising kiss. Every time Hermes and you shared an intimacy moment, you slowly lost yourself in his firm hug and skilled tongue, but over time you started to realize that he was the one who was overcome with passion much more than one would expect. As if his perfect, unshakable image had loosened slightly, as if Hermes had finally forgotten himself in the endless years of tasks assigned by Zeus. Then again, something - perhaps his divine control or just aversion to being late - forced him to stop. Hermes was the first to regain absolute control over himself. The only things that gave him away was his rapid breathing and the messy hair you gave him, which was also taken care of very quickly. โ€” Yes โ€” he answered, calmly. It took you a moment to remember what you had asked him, and once you did, a groan of disappointed escaped your lips โ€” However, tomorrow we will wake up much earlier. You smiled at the hidden promise in his words. Hermes checked himself in the mirror one last time before touching your jaw again and forcing you to look into his eyes. โ€” Thatโ€™s a good knot. Thank you.
Hades
You were lying partially on Hadesโ€™ chest and were leaving a trails of small kisses on his exposed skin. Some time ago, a faint light started to seep through the curtains, but you were already awake. Watching Hades sleep was something you never expected to do and you really hoped now that it wasn't a dream. As you left another kiss, you saw how Hadesโ€™ head moved slightly. โ€” Oh? โ€” he looked so adorable: sleepy eyes, messy hair and a very lazy smile. You felt so lucky that you had witnessed this side of the king of the Underworld. โ€” Good morning โ€” you smiled back. โ€” Morning, my queen โ€” Hades ran his fingers through his hair, making them even more dishevelled. โ€” Did you sleep well? โ€” you asked, trying really hard to hide your laugh. โ€” Yes, but it doesn't compare to the awakening. Hearing this made you want to kiss him again, but now your fingers also explored his skin, following a track of his sculpted muscles. โ€” Wellโ€ฆ I didnโ€™t mean to wake you upโ€ฆ โ€” you kissed him again โ€” Itโ€™s justโ€ฆ โ€” and again, โ€” โ€ฆ you teased me. โ€” Oh, really? โ€” Hades grabbed you with his large arms and rolled over with you, so that you were now underneath him. You laughed at the sudden change. For a moment he just looked at you without any particular expression, and then he leaned towards your neck, where he placed a very gentle kiss. His warm breath on your skin, especially on that sensitive spot he found out about last night, made you moan. Hades lifted his head just for a moment to show you his triumphant smile before returning to leave more kisses just below your ear. โ€” You areโ€ฆ aah-hโ€ฆ soโ€ฆ You couldnโ€™t control your body anymore, but was that a reason to be angry? Because you felt so good right now as Hades continued his journey down your chest to your breasts. You ignored weak resistance of your pride and closed your eyes, enjoying the moment. Hadesโ€™ lips around your nipples sent shivers your lower parts and as he licked and sucked on them, more moans escaped your lips. You grabbed his hair and arched your back in a fit of passion. โ€” Now, now, whoโ€™s the teaser hereโ€ฆ โ€” you heard his quiet, deep voice. โ€” Hadesโ€ฆ His lips were replaced by his hands now, which slowly massaged your breasts, and Hades' fingers poked your nipples from time to time. โ€” Just look at you โ€” he said slowly โ€” Very naked and veryโ€ฆ mine. You couldnโ€™t help but smiled. You opened eyes just to find him watching you. He reached for your head to brushed your hair behind your ear. โ€” I didnโ€™t know youโ€™re such tamer. Hades laughed, his finger was curling your strand of hair. โ€” I didnโ€™t know that either. Looks like you drew it out of me. โ€” Oh, so now itโ€™s my fault? โ€” Wellโ€ฆ โ€” he pinched your cheek โ€” What can I say, thatโ€™s your charm, dear. You giggled. โ€” Woah, quality save. Hades leaned towards your lips, but stopped an inch before he reached them. โ€” You know, y/nโ€ฆ โ€” he whispered โ€” I'm not a morning person, but you're on your way to changing that. โ€” You seem to have a lot of energy, my king. โ€” And even more ideas on how to use it. Hades wasnโ€™t lying, he had plenty of them.
Qin Shi Huang
You were a light sleeper, so when Qin sat at the edge of the bed, your eyes immediately opened. โ€” Donโ€™t go! โ€” you muttered, and in a sudden burst of desperation, you clutched to Qinโ€™s back and wrapped your arms and legs around his waist like little child. โ€” Iโ€™m expected to, my sweet lady โ€” said Qin, but his tone indicated he was open to conviction. โ€” Yesterday you said that you expected your empress to speak loudly about her needs! โ€” you remained โ€” And today I expect you to stay and entertain me! You left a few kisses on his centipede tattoo that ran down his back and smiled in satisfaction as you felt Qinโ€™s body tremble. You pretended to shudder with the cold. โ€” Ugh! Iโ€™m so cold! Qin froze for a moment, the sculpted muscles on his back flexed and then before you could blink, he turned around and gently pushed you onto your back. โ€” Cold? โ€” said Qin, outraged โ€” In the presence of the emperor? Unforgivable! Then he lay down close by and he whispered with a smile: โ€” I will handle this matter myself. You giggled as he covered both of you with the duvet, and then pulled you into his chest. He held you tightly in embrace, with his face buried in your hair you felt his warm breath on your neck. โ€” You smell nice โ€” his words made you blush. You started massaging Qinโ€™s muscular arm, feeling his bare skin with your fingers and listening to his slow breathing made your body completely relaxed, to the point where you had to fight with yourself to not fall asleep again. โ€” Qinโ€ฆ โ€” you mumbled. โ€” Yes? โ€” Iโ€™m sleepyโ€ฆ โ€” Thatโ€™s good to hear. You frowned but didnโ€™t open your eyes. โ€” No! I donโ€™t want to sleep again becauseโ€ฆ because I hate waking up alone! You felt his grip tighten, and then his lips whispered next to your ear: โ€” Iโ€™m never too far away. You opened you mouth and closed it almost immediately, feeling ashamed of yourself. โ€” Wellโ€ฆ Youโ€™re right โ€” you said and sat straightโ€” You have your responsibilities. You should go. โ€” Oh? โ€” you couldnโ€™t help but smile at his disappointed reaction โ€” The duties are where I am! Your attempt of withhold a laugh was mediocre, and soon the huge bedroom you shared was filled with loud laugher from both of you. Qin grabbed your arm and forced you to lie down next to him. โ€” Here I thought I'd rest a little longerโ€ฆ โ€” he sighed. โ€” Oh, so you tried to use me as an excuse then! Qin presented you his false smile that he usually gives to unwanted advisors, and you stuck your tongue out at him in the response, then grabbed his cheek and moved his head towards you, so you could place a kiss on his lips. His hand appeared on your back almost immediately and the other one hid itself in you hair, pulling you closer to his warm body. โ€” It seems you have a new reason to stay โ€” you said once you stopped kissing and looked at the bulge in his pants. โ€” Yes, and it requires an immediate solution. Qin touched your jaw and turned your face towards him. You could drown in his pure, innocence eyes, even now, when he had such dirty thoughts. You giggled, feeling sudden surge of shyness. Qin smacked his lips. โ€” You shouldnโ€™t make emperor wait.
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You ever see those grandparent videos where the parent brings their newborn into the house, without the grandparent knowing they were born yet? Imagine adult! Reader inviting everyone in and to their knowledge she hasnโ€™t gone into labor yet but to their surprise the baby is right there.
Bonus points if itโ€™s multiple babies like twins or triplets and the family had no idea until the reveal.
-Your family was waiting for you and your husband to arrive, it was the normal routine for Saturday, when you both would come over, there would be a big barbeque or meal, and you would get to spend time with the massive family you called your own.
-It had been a little difficult for you lately as you had been pregnant up until just a few days ago, but only Brunnhilde and Eve knew this, as you had called them, letting them know but asking them to keep it a secret, as you wanted to surprise everyone with your twins.
-They agreed to keep it quiet only if they got to hold the babies first, which you and your husband agreed to while trying not to laugh, the four of you plotting the surprise.
-You arrived quietly and Brunnhilde was waiting by the side door so you both could sneak in the back door to drop off your babies in a side room to get them ready, getting them out of their carriers.
-Eve told everyone else that you both were here, but when Loki spoke up after running to the door, wanting to get a hug first, he pouted when he saw neither of you there, โ€œWhere are they?โ€ she just smiled warmly, โ€œY/N had to run to the bathroom.โ€
-They all nodded in understanding, as you were due any day now, as Hermes questioned, โ€œIs it a good idea for her to be traveling right now?โ€
-Brunnhilde was recording before she gave you both the signal. Your husband walked out, holding your daughter, before you walked out, holding your son, โ€œIโ€™m fine.โ€
-Everyone turned, their eyes growing to the size of dinner plates, except for Eve and Brunnhilde as you grinned warmly as the house was shaking with screams and cries.
-Your daughter got a bit fussy at the sound, almost crying which made everyone hold their hands to their lips, silencing their cries as your husband rocked her.
-Your babies were being handed around, everyone enjoying the new additions to the family as you were relaxing, sitting curled up next to your husband who was grinning, recording now.
-Obnoxiously crying, unable to stop their tears as they held one or the other of your babies, unable to form any coherent words as they would look down at the baby, then to you, babbling nonsense while sniffling loudly, which made you giggle warmly.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  -ARES, LOKI, Apollo, Nikola, Zerofuku, and Goll
-Only let a few happy tears slip out as they talked to your babies, talking so softly and sweetly, before turning to you and your husband, calling you both gremlins for pranking them, then turning back to your babies. They are overjoyed to see you and your babies, but how could you not tell them you had your babies already?!
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  -Adam, Zeus, Hades, Kojiro, Jack, Hercules, Hermes, Aphrodite, Shiva, Raiden, Eve, Brunnhilde, and the rest of the Valkyries
-Panicking, please donโ€™t hand him a baby, he doesnโ€™t know how to hold one! You sit next to him, guiding him how to hold your son who smiled up at him, babbling cutely which immediately made him melt, even if he didnโ€™t show it. You canโ€™t help but lean into him, seeing his rare soft smile.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  -Thor, Lu Bu, Beelzebub, and Poseidon
-Expert baby holder, can easily put your children to sleep, all while trying to hide their smile that they were so good at it, despite others calling them out on it because they want to know how good there are, but theyโ€™re not revealing their secrets so easily, which causes you to laugh.
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  -Leonidas, Buddha, Qin Shi Huang, and Odin
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๐Ÿ“โœ‚๏ธRor/ Snv characters as Students๐Ÿ“โœ‚๏ธ
Qin shin huang:
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๐Ÿชญ never listens to the teacher. Like ever. He just does a lot of shit and the teacher is fed up with him so they let it slide
๐Ÿชญ Heโ€™s the type of student to never study or show up and still pass with ease. No one knows how, not even the teachers.
๐Ÿชญโ€™ Qin you have had like 43 periods of missed lesson and itโ€™s not even the second semester. How the hell did u even pass my testโ€™ โ€˜Sir, i am literally Godโ€™s chosen emperorโ€™
๐Ÿชญ If youโ€™re partnered up with him, prepare to take the lead cause bro either doesnโ€™t know shit or he aint even present to begin with
๐ŸชญEven though he doesnโ€™t do much for projects, he still buts whatever you need for it as a way to repay you. Including if he gets food or drinks, heโ€™s paying for them too.
๐ŸชญHas very random subjects. Mainly cause they have China in them, including Chinese.
๐Ÿชญ โ€˜Alright, what subjects do you wish to choose to take exams from?โ€™ โ€˜Chinaโ€™
๐Ÿชญ Violates dress codes. You need to dress in uniform? Heโ€™ll wear the most lavish suit you have ever laid your eyes upon. The school has a gala and you need to dress fancy? Heโ€™ll pull up w the most casual and basic outfit ever.
๐Ÿชญ If heโ€™s actually present, which is a rare sight, heโ€™s usually loud. Mainly cause he has lots of friends and basically knows everyone since you can get along with him greatly.
๐Ÿชญ complains about a lot of subjects. Math? He hates it. Biology? It gives him big brain moment and he doesnโ€™t get it. Literature? Not Chinese? He donโ€™t want anything to do with it.
๐Ÿชญ โ€˜Maโ€™am iโ€™m innocent, why does thou must bestows such suffering upon me?โ€™ โ€˜Qin i just asked you if you could read page 34 out loudโ€™
๐Ÿชญ popular with girls. U know how bro rizzed up Alvitr? Yeah he does that with other girls too. Heโ€™s one of the popular dudes so itโ€™s not like itโ€™s hard either๐Ÿ’€
๐ŸชญHeโ€™s a kpop stan. You canโ€™t prove me otherwise. He listens to BTS, Straykidz, Ateez, KAI, EXO, Tri.be, Itzy and a lot more.
๐Ÿชญ has lots of friends to the point he almost knows the whole school. Even the new comers.
๐ŸชญHe a player actually. You know how bro had like idk 39291819101 concubines? Yeah that doesnโ€™t change here either. โ€˜Hannah? She was In February. Mao mao? Sheโ€™s so last weekโ€™
๐ŸชญThrows house parties. The extravagant ones too. Big house, a pool, big garden, many floors. You name it. Funny thing is: it aint even the main house.
๐Ÿชญwon the vote for: โ€˜Who will most likely become a stripper at the end of the school year?โ€™ In the year books. Most think itโ€™s not even cause he needs money but because heโ€™ll do it for fun
๐Ÿชญ passed out during the School Gala cause he heard someone say that Sushi is Japanese.
๐Ÿชญdoesnโ€™t eat cafeterias food. โ€˜I, Qin Shi Huang, refuse to eat thisโ€ฆ.stuffโ€ฆI have my own glorious food. Youโ€™ll never catch him eat anything that isnโ€™t Asian food.
๐ŸชญBothers ppl during lectures. As in he turns and just stares. Heโ€™ll either smile or just keep staring to annoy you.
๐Ÿชญ always goes to school functions, yet ends up being the one yall wait for to go back. He just disappears when yall arrive and spawns back 34 min late.
๐ŸชญHas started a campaign for trips to China
๐Ÿชญ Had a lot of baby mommaโ€™s. He a cool dad and rich enough for it. Lowkey knows how to be a dad too
Poseidon:
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๐Ÿ”ฑ heโ€™s in the schoolโ€™s swimming team and even won awards for it.
๐Ÿ”ฑ straight A+ student. He a boring one okay. He dont party, doesnโ€™t even hang out after school. Straight home and learning.
๐Ÿ”ฑ Youโ€™ll only catch him drinking water during breaks and eating nutritious. He actually enjoys saladโ€™s. Especially when itโ€™s middle eastern ones. Does he know whatโ€™s in it? He thinks. But he dont care. If it healthy and it bussing it works for him.
๐Ÿ”ฑ โ€˜My body is a templeโ€™ ahh student. It wouldnโ€™t be surprising if his ass did Yoga or some meditation.
๐Ÿ”ฑ only goes to school trips if itโ€™s on the beach or itโ€™s for a grade. He the type of person that actually does the assignment instead of having fun.
๐Ÿ”ฑ he doesnโ€™t have many friends and usually sticks to his brothers or has his earphones in. Heโ€™s the one thatโ€™s usually silent during that time too
๐Ÿ”ฑ Heโ€™s the honor graduate. Didnโ€™t give a speech tho. He just grabbed the diploma and dipped. He did grab some food that was prepared
๐Ÿ”ฑ actually has a gf??๐Ÿคจ like legit, and sheโ€™s the captain of the swimming team. He lowkey simps but heโ€™s Poseidon so you probably will never notice.
๐Ÿ”ฑ was at a house party once. ONCE. Bro got wasted. He didnโ€™t know punch contained alcohol, bro thought it was lemonade. Ate too much with alcohol in his system. I think yall can guess that it didnโ€™t end well for em๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ”ฑ He wears casual clothes, sometimes blazers. He doesnโ€™t like yoga pants cause they look โ€˜lankyโ€™ not even during Yoga
๐Ÿ”ฑ He takes notes during classes. Like every class. Every moment. He either writes them or types it on his laptop. Only shared with ppl likes. Itโ€™s always organized too.
๐Ÿ”ฑ if youโ€™re partnered up with him, it can go two ways. Heโ€™s either doing only his part and leaves you to fend for yourself. Or he helps (rare sight) with the difficult parts.
๐Ÿ”ฑ he prefers communicating in the chat document. That way he can be home and still communicate if he needs to, he doesnโ€™t like calling cause his brothers are loud asf, and he wouldnโ€™t talk until necessary.
๐Ÿ”ฑ supports the school library. Mostly because itโ€™s quiet and he likes quiet, but also because he wants to read a lot and itโ€™s an excuse to not go home. He usually studies there too.
๐Ÿ”ฑ goes to waterparks during school breaks and posts pics on insta. Insta only too. No snap, no facebook, no bereal, no nothing. Even if he does have it, he doesnโ€™t want others to know.
๐Ÿ”ฑ surprisingly has discord. But itโ€™s only to play games. He curses ppl out in voice chat.
๐Ÿ”ฑ would either never have kids or ends up being a teenage dad. Dw tho, his gf can support him if he ends up being a stay at home husband.
๐Ÿ”ฑ models for extra money. Mostly tight clothes cause they gotta use that body for good advertisement.
๐Ÿ”ฑ he also hits the gym regularly, so he posts pics about him at the gym too.
๐Ÿ”ฑ has an onlyfans?????
Loki:
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๐ŸŽญ probably sees the school therapist. Every month too. They give him candy.
๐ŸŽญ Actually likes literature, art, music and surprisingly p.e๐Ÿคจ he likes p.e cause he can get his mind off things and look hood.
๐ŸŽญ probably has or is in an emo phase. He has his ear pierced and wears black cargo pants. Might even have some tattooโ€™s.
๐ŸŽญ He either annoys ppl or is very quiet. Although ppl are mostly scared when heโ€™s quiet cause he unpredictable.
๐ŸŽญ He probably goes out for walks with his earphones in after school. Like yโ€™know when itโ€™s raining a lil and you can smell the grass n all while you listen to music? Yeah thatโ€™s his nostalgic experience.
๐ŸŽญ He writes poems in his free times or spents a lot of time in the atelier.
๐ŸŽญ Had a very messy break up with sigyn and it was the hot topic in the school. It was in the schoolโ€™s newspaper and everything. Even the teachers knew
๐ŸŽญ he listens to a lot of music. Mostly during making art or writing. He mostly listens to: Mitsuki, Chase Atlantic, Beach Weather, The Weekend, Tylor the Creator and The Neighborhood.
๐ŸŽญHe either hates or loves school trips. Even if he hates the school trip he still goes, mainly because Sigyn goes. But he wonโ€™t talk to her though. Cause he too scared.
๐ŸŽญ He takes aesthetically pleasing pictures of different things. He has a nature page, a dark royal one and a school one. All of em are on insta though.
๐ŸŽญ he does sometimes go to parties, but he either spends a lot of time with his friends and gets wasted or goes home early.
๐ŸŽญHeโ€™s friends with Hercules and Ares. Who are mostly concerned for his well being.
๐ŸŽญ he also might have gotten into heavy metal and vkei. His ass might may have since it cause Sigyn likes it.
๐ŸŽญ if you pared with him you, he either does stuff ir leaves it and does it on the last moment before tge deadline. His ass likes working alone. Secretly prays to be put w Sigyn
๐ŸŽญ Legit had a mental breakdown in class once. I think bro is used to having em.
๐ŸŽญ Got voted to be one of those pissy teachers later on in life in the year book.
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Thatโ€™s all for now๐Ÿ’€ might make a part two w more characters.
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Heracules knew his hand was screwed when he saw the first person in line ๐Ÿฅฒ
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RoR Incorrect quotes#162 Scary Movies
Your room in the arena turned into the fighter's TRUE neutral hotspot to rest...they treat it as the room you can have more fun in given you have a giant TV, games, and snacks...which lead to this
Ares*Coming inside and checking to see the movies he asked you to rent*...What the hell?... Where's Texas chainsaw massacre? Hey Human!
Y/n*Coming in own room seeing...Ares scrolling through your movies, Loki eating your chips on your beanbag who is watching...Raiden and Qin Shi eat thru all your spicy noodles*....Yeah?
Ares: I thought you were gonna rent scary movies!
Y/n:..I did!
Ares: "Walt Disney Watcher in the Woods"What the fuck?
Y/n: Chainsaws are lazy and obvious, This is cerebral. And itโ€™s a really scary movie~
Loki*Scoffs and raises brow*Walt Disney?
Y/n: Early โ€™80s Disney, the dark period
Raiden: Oh, what dark period? Itโ€™s fucking Disney!
Y/n:Youโ€™ll be scared~
Ares: Oh, come on, I sawย Aladdin, and I was fine. I wasnโ€™t sitting there like, oh, no, fucking Jafar
Ares:You know, weโ€™re not kids, Human!
Raiden: Yeah!
Ares: I havenโ€™t cried last four haircuts!
Raiden: Yeah!
Ares:Iโ€™m using deodorant now!
Raiden: Yeah, deodorant!!!
Y/n: Fine, I dare you all to watch it, See if it doesnโ€™t mess you up~
The Four: Fine, sure!No problem!
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๐•ฅ๐•™๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜๐•ค ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ช ๐••๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ฃ๐•ฆ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ค๐•–๐•ฉ
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๐™๐™˜๐™จ: ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ฎ ๐™™๐™ค ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ง๐™ช๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™จ๐™š๐™ญ
โœฉ ๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™›๐™ฌ | ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ค๐™ง, ๐™๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™จ, ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™จ๐™š๐™ž๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ, ๐™–๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ก๐™ก๐™ค, ๐™—๐™ช๐™™๐™™๐™๐™–, ๐™—๐™š๐™š๐™ก๐™ฏ๐™š๐™—๐™ช๐™—, ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™–๐™˜๐™ก๐™š๐™จ, ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ ๐™ž, ๐™ฆ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™จ๐™๐™ž ๐™๐™ช๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ ๐™ค๐™ก๐™– ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™จ๐™ก๐™– ๐™ญ ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™ง
โœฉ ๐™ง๐™š๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™จ ๐™–๐™ง๐™š ๐™˜๐™ช๐™ง๐™ง๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™˜๐™ก๐™ค๐™จ๐™š๐™™ ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™›๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š
โœฉ ๐™ฌ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™จ: ๐™ข๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ข๐™ช๐™ฉ
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Thor: Quiet the whole time to the point where in the middle of his thrusts, you ask him to make a noise because it feels like youโ€™re fucking a ghost ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Hades: Nothing. He is โœจperfectโœจ
Poseidon: You ask him to talk dirty and now heโ€™s thrusting and ranting about the random and little things you do daily that piss him off ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Apollo: Fucks you in front of a mirror, admiring himself, his muscles, his looks, and the way his dick is going in and out of you the whole time ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Buddha: In the middle of fucking he stops and pulls out a giant bowl of snacks because heโ€™s hungry. And no, he did not share. He wants more energy to keep going ๐Ÿ˜‰
Beelzebub: Tells you youโ€™re dry as hell and asks you why youโ€™re not wet as if heโ€™s expecting you to be ready for him on the get-go ๐Ÿ™„
Heracles: You call him โ€œdaddyโ€ and heโ€™s confused on what it means so now youโ€™re both sitting up on the bed and youโ€™re teaching him the meaning of that endearment name ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Loki: Eats you out and then proceeds to ask you if pussy is supposed to taste like that since this dumbass thought it was supposed to taste like sunshine ๐ŸŒค๏ธ and rainbows ๐ŸŒˆ
Qin Shi Huang: Moans so loud to the point the entirety of China can hear him. Also to let everyone know that youโ€™re the only one who can make this king feel this way ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
Nikola Tesla: Gets a phone call while in the middle of a passionate moment and he pulls out and gets dressed in order to see the next spectacular scientific alien ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค
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Additional stories:
โœฉ Infatuation (yandere!gods x reader)
โœฉ Little Darling (yandere!thor x reader)
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๐๐จ๐ฌ๐ž๐ข๐๐จ๐ง, ๐๐ข๐ง ๐’๐ก๐ข ๐‡๐ฎ๐š๐ง๐  ๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ค๐จ๐ฅ๐š ๐“๐ž๐ฌ๐ฅ๐š ๐๐’๐…๐–
๐Ÿ๐ข๐œ'๐ฌ (๐“๐–: ๐๐จ๐ฆ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐๐ž๐ซ)
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A quick thank you to anyone who voted!
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๐Ÿ„ฟ๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ…‚๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ณ๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ„ฝ.
๐“๐ฐ: Overstimulation, nicknames, degrading, subspace, nipple play, reader is mean and rough
The once prideful god is now laying almost motionless underneath you, his hands laying next to his head as he whimpers and moans till his throat almost hurts, he can't even count how many times he had came, your hips still forcefully clapping down on his dick over and over again, as he feels dizzy everytime your soft and moist insides get tighter around his cock, he tried to keep up, he really did, but it's too much when you keep throwing insult after insult everytime he cums too early, of course he's sensitive, you won't even let him have a break.
โ€œ You call yourself a โ€˜godโ€™? a โ€˜Tyrantโ€™? don't make me laugh.โ€ you chuckled to yourself as you slammed your hips down hard, burying his cock deep inside, making him cum inside of you, his now weak hands tried to paw at your hips to push you away, his whining can't even be put into any form of words as he keeps on just begging between his sentences, oh, how great if felt to tear at his ego and crush his pride, having him all pathetic under you, what happened to that perfect god thing he had up?
โ€œ One more.โ€ you said as you start to move again, making the god under you whine as he seemed like he was about to throw a fit but too weak to do so, his blonde hair sticking to his forehead from the sweat, it was the nth time you said that in one night, why do you treat him like he's nothing but under you? like he's lower than all the mortals that he hates, he shouldn't be treated like this, he's a king, a god, you should bow in his presence, yet you taunt and torment him for your own enjoyment till he's forced into a mess.
Your fingers slowly trail up his chest, finding their way up to his pink nipples, as they reached their destination, you pinch his nipples tightly at the same time snapping your hips down on him, making him let out a yelp mixed with a loud moan as he throws his head back, his knees jolted up as he quickly falls back into his moveless state, his moans becoming louder as you play with his nipples harshly and at the same time ride his cock too fast for him to take, his head becoming dizzy as he tries to move his chest away from your gaze and your harsh touch
โ€œ Stop whining like a common whore and take it, your supposed to be a god or something, right?โ€ you taunt him again as you don't move your hands away from their place, pinching hard as you pull at them ever so slightly, as you almost immediately felt him cum again, looking down at his face, it looks like he's about to pass out from all of this, you chuckled under your breath as you slowly pull away letting his cock slip out of you with a wet sound as it slowly starts to spill out of you, that's probably enough for him, for today at least.
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๐Ÿ…€๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„ฝ ๐Ÿ…‚๐Ÿ„ท๐Ÿ„ธ ๐Ÿ„ท๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„ฐ๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ถ
๐“๐ฐ: Handjob, edging, nipple play, reader squeezes his (tits) pecs, overstimulation (implied at the end)
You currently have the first emperor of china up against your chest while you play with his cock and he struggles to not cum, his back pressed up against your breasts as his muscular arms hold onto your thighs tightly, his head thrown back against you shoulder as moans and pathetic whimpers fall from his throat, your hand doesn't stop as it reaches his tip, running your thumb over the slit teasingly and immediately pulling back as you feel a twitch from his cock that he's about to cum.
He immediately let's out a frustrated moan as his tip leaks out pre cum on his thigh, his hands strongly squeezing your thighs as he huffed is annoyance,โ€œI- I beg of you..โ€ the emperor chokes on his own moan as he tries to beg for your mercy, he's an emperor and you treat him as your own personal servant and toy, which he does find enjoyable but also tortures with how you don't even give him a moments rest.
Your hand almost immediately goes back to his cock, stroking up and down as a smile paints onto your face, your eyes looking at his cock and your hand continues teasing him without rest, your lips kissing his jaw as you pull him close to you, one of your hands that's on his stomach to keep him from slipping, slowly makes its way to his chest, gently squeezing one his pecs, putting his nipple between your index and middle finger as you pull at it gently, making him bite his lip as he struggles not to let out a whine.
But that is quickly put down the drain as you move your hand faster around his cock and pitch at his nipple at the same time, he let's out a whine and throws his head back in pleasure, as many loud moans fall from his throat right after and you feel his cock twitching, before you could pull away, he spills into your hand as he's panting heavily, his body limp against your chest, his cum being all over your hands and his thighs.
โ€œReally? You couldn't even hold back one more time till I told you you could come?โ€ you taunt at him as you look at his flush drowned face, he tries to gather his words and try to talk to you, but is quickly shut up by your hand starting to move up and down his shaft in a fast motion, no real intension of stopping any time soon, he just came and yet you do this out of the blue? now that's just cruel to your little emperor.
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๐Ÿ„ฝ๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ„บ๐Ÿ„พ๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ฐ ๐Ÿ…ƒ๐Ÿ„ด๐Ÿ…‚๐Ÿ„ป๐Ÿ„ฐ
๐“๐ฐ: riding, begging, sweet talk (not really), nice and mean reader, orgasm denial
โ€œ [Name]! I- I beg of y- you! pl-please!โ€ the scientist words turn into mindless blabbering as he can't even think straight any longer, you keep going so slow, and he knows your doing it on purpose, you won't go any faster even when he begs, oh so sweetly to you, haven't you mocked him enough by treating him as if he's a crying child all this time? it's as if he's throwing a tantrum, but he's not, he's listening to your words so sweetly, yet you don't even ride him right.
โ€œ Nikola.. your whining again, you know I don't like when you whine like that.โ€ you muttered as you softly pet his hair as he buries his face into your soft breasts, wrapping his arms around your back as he tries and listens to your every order, but you make it so hard when your seemingly punishing him for something he didn't do, he can only nod his head as tires and calms down but when your pussy is so snuggly tight and wrapped around his cock like that, it makes it so hard to not try and thrust up to get some stimulation.
You hum as you move your hips slowly, a smile painting your lips as you watch him react, you know he needs more, but your not giving it to him, why? because he needs to have some sense into him, of course, he's a sweetheart of a nerdy scientist but he can be more oblivious than a damn rock, so why not make him whine and torture him for a tad bit?
Your hand brushes against the man's, now messy, short brown hair, twirling it around your finger gently as you brush it out of his face, kissing his forehead gently as the scientist looks at you with lost eyes in admiration and awe of you, the only god he was willing to worship, you smile down at him as he leans into your gentle touches, at the same time your hips start to move faster as you obliged to his earlier wishes, making the mans breath catch on his throat as his hands go to grip onto your thighs as he throws his head back in pleasure.
Pleads and thank you's leave his throat as he tries to pull you closer to him, your touch on his bare skin feeling like a blessing to him, his cock already so sensitive from the time you forced him to stay still while he was buried deep inside of you and your warm pussy was squeezing him so tightly he thought he'd cum right there, his moans growing louder as your hips moved faster against his, one of your hands placed on his shoulder for support as you leaned back to give him a view of what you were doing to him.
As he gets closer and closer to the edge of his climax, he feels your hips stop right as they slam him all the way in for the last time, he chokes on his breath as his head fall forward, burying his face into your shoulder as his arms are tightly wrapped around you, you were so cruel to your sweet scientist but he didn't let a word out, only swallowing his words as he was merciless under your sweet and loving touch.
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I like being mean on this one, idk why
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A/N: Because of the request I had gotten, I was making this, but it turned out fairly long and I didnโ€™t want to have it go from short to short to HOLY CRAP! But, despite that, enjoy~~
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โ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒปโ—‹ใƒปโ—ใƒป
๐Ÿ‘‘ Qin Shi Huang is the definition of golden retriever
๐Ÿ‘‘ I donโ€™t care what anyone says, he definitely pampers you like nothing
๐Ÿ‘‘ Qin is a fairly let-loose and happy guy
๐Ÿ‘‘ So mix that with the more reserved and irritable nature, phew it makes a very interesting mix
๐Ÿ‘‘ Your subjects initially thought of you as a more traditional leader; calm, collected, smart, and quite frankly just all around nonchalant
๐Ÿ‘‘ But while they seemed to see you as more of the classic ruler, they wouldnโ€™t say it out loud, as you were known to also be just as irritable as other rulers
๐Ÿ‘‘ So, they kept it to themselves, knowing if you heard, youโ€™d probably brutally scold them for offending their king, their Emperor, and your husband
๐Ÿ‘‘ Qin loves you because of how calm you are, and thatโ€™s just the truth
๐Ÿ‘‘ He would, like Buddha, give you the cutest nicknames, and even if you didnโ€™t like them, heโ€™d still use them without a care in all of the world or Valhalla
๐Ÿ‘‘ Your husband would hug you daily, giving you so much affection that it could actually be comparable to a real golden retriever
๐Ÿ‘‘ While Ragnarok occurred, he would constantly surprise both Gods and Humans with how different you both were
๐Ÿ‘‘ Nobody, not even people like Zeus or Hades believed you guys were married, until they saw how your gaze seemed to soften when looking at the Emperor in adoration
๐Ÿ‘‘ Like what I said earlier, he loves to pamper you with anything you could ever want or need
๐Ÿ‘‘ You want a pillow? Yours.
๐Ÿ‘‘ You want an extra hour of sleep? Yours.
๐Ÿ‘‘ You want someone dead? Yours.
๐Ÿ‘‘ Okay, he wouldnโ€™t go that farโ€ฆ maybe
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Songs used:
"V*gina" (On the floor remix) by CupcakKe Remixes.
"Half Of My Heart" by Josh Makazo. "RUNRUNRUN" by Dutch Merose.
"Kicking Flavors" by Fly Boi Keno. "Good Looking" by Jake Hill/Dixon Dallas
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