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deathmetalunicorn1 · 2 days
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How would the ROR cast react to watching the tv show Bluey?
-Watches every episode, eyes glued to the TV, will get very upset if you try to talk to them during the show. Do not mess with their Bluey time. Openly cries at the episodes.
            -Zerofuku, Goll, Loki, Eve, and Anubis
-Dragged to watch Bluey with the ones above, watches it with them, and while at first, they weren’t into the show, over time they grew to appreciate it and enjoy it as well, but may deny it.
            -Buddha, Brunnhilde, Hercules, Jack, Adam, Shiva, and Ares
-Saw it only in passing but stopped to watch it, mainly because there was a group watching it, and he couldn’t help but see how involved the show was. It’s very educational, but in a way that children can understand, and shows both kids’ and adults’ perspectives. If it’s on they will watch it, but then continues afterwards. May deny that he watches it.
            -Hades, Zeus, Nikola, Apollo, Kojiro, and Raiden
-Doesn’t watch it, for one reason or another. May be a secret closet fan, but nobody knows.
            -Beelzebub, Poseidon, Leonidas, Lu Bu, Thor, and Odin
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kanroji-san · 22 days
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Obanai!Y/n/Reader AU
Zero: Papa!! Can I have chocolate cookies?
Buddha: What's the rule?
Zero: *Rubs his arm and looks saddened* No cookies before dinner...
Buddha: No, that's your Mommy's/Daddy's rule, My rule is you have to bring me some too~
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xx-lemon-drop-xx · 10 months
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(Y/n): Me and Buddha are having a baby.
Zerofuku: Oh that's great! I'm so happy for yo-
(Y/n): *Aggressively slams down adoption papers* It's you, sign here.
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praisethesuuun · 8 months
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If you are still doing requests for record of Ragnarok??
If so can I please have a deaf/ hard of hearing reader. Doesn't have to be romantic. Everything in life is like an misinterpreted lyrics video 😂
•adam (paternally)
•zerofuku
•buddha
(as a certified dead person I don't mind communicating about any questions you have)
I really hope I did it good, dear🌻☀️my father also has problems hearing, so I tried to base myself with my experienced with him too
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RoR characters headcanons: them with a deaf!reader
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ADAM
🍃Adam's sixth father sense is always active when you are with him. He is always attentive whenever you need something, ALWAYS; and tries his best to make your life easier.
🍃Speaks very slowly when you are together, enunciating the words well and letting you see the way his mouth pronounces each single letter. He's sure you won't miss anything, so he's all over you if he sees you struggling.
🍃Adam doesn't hesitate to pick on anyone who makes fun of you or tries to pick a fight, using the excuse of deafness to insult you. He immediately takes your defense, but does not start a fight in front of you, in fact Abel has the task of covering your eyes.
🍃Together with Adam, Cain and Abel will do their best to learn how to interact with you, always inventing a different and fun way to not make your situation weigh too much. Even if, in the end, it will always be Eve who consoles you and tries harder...what a proud mother she is!
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ZEROFUKU
🍀Probably, Zerofuku met you during one of his many journeys on earth, remaining intrigued by your condition given the way in which you interacted differently with those around you. Initially, he thought you were being rude, since you didn't respond when he tried to get your attention from a distance.
🍀Every time he starts talking quickly and enthusiastically about his days, Zerofuku gets lost in his little fantasy world, only stopping when he sees your thoughtful face and your half-closed eyes peering into his soul. Then he realizes his mistake, apologizing profusely and realizing that, of his speech, you understood only a few words.
🍀But for him it is not a problem! The God of Fortune starts over again, looking at you all the time and speaking loud and clear, enunciating the words! Don't worry, he would spend hours talking to you and never loses his temper.
🍀He always tries to save you from embarrassing situations, and if he sees that someone misunderstands your intentions or your behavior, Zerofuku explains your condition to them, hoping to do good.
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BUDDHA
🍬"Oh, you're ignoring me? You do what you want, I respect that"
"Sorry, did you say something?"
"Yeah, just like that...cool. I like your attitude"
🍬You two become friends and you have no clue how it happened, it will always remain a mystery to you. The only thing you know is that, one day, he liked you, and now you have to get along with it. Expect lots of jokes from him: Buddha may move his mouth in front of you, not uttering a sound and inventing non-existent words, and then burst out laughing at your confused and complex face.
🍬Expect to get in some trouble with him. If he sees that someone wants to get your attention, but you ignore him because you just don't hear him, Buddha will start making up the weirdest stories to justify your lack of reaction. He would approach the person in question, saying that you are a princess and that you have no time to waste with them, or he makes up that you are his girlfriend and that they should let it go. But the Enlightened lets no one dare to get angry with you, Buddha becomes your personal protector.
🍬If he sees you're having trouble with too high a decibel sound, Buddha immediately whisks you away from that seat, plugging your ears and making sure you're okay. He gives you a candy and then pats your head, the important thing is that you are fine now.
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monochrome-cropcrown · 7 months
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OMG-
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Zerofuku looks so evil 😭😭💀
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telvess · 6 months
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Record of Ragnarok: What kind of pet do they have?
I'm like Tesla 🤣
Jack
I once read that people who are broken or haven’t experienced much love as children tent to choose animals that are less popular and sometimes seen as bad omens, such as black cats or ravens. So I see that Jack has a rat as a pet. They are intelligent and very clean animals, with an unfairly given bad reputation, and I think that suits Jack very well.
Nicola Tesla
Hear me out, Tesla is the proud owner of a turtle. There's a joke going around turtle owners that every time the turtle does something - such as yawns or falls asleep - you take a photo or video of it and happily show it to everyone. This is Tesla. The entire science crew has a mailbox full of this kind of spam, and their all sigh whenever Tesla sends them a new video of his pet doing absolutely nothing.
Poseidon
I think he likes animals in general. He despises humans and most gods for not behaving as they should, but animals are themselves. They do what is expected of them, they are excellent at being themselves, if that makes sense. So Poseidon probably has a dog that he has trained very well. The dog listens to all commends and generally behaves very well.
Hades
It’s canon that Hades has a pet - cockatoo. These animals require a lot of attention from their owner, which makes sense because we all know how lonely Hades is. He is literally playing chess with it! The parrot probably knows some fancy words like „magnificent” or „mellifluous”, and a whole bunch of wine names that it randomly says. Adamas, by the way, puts some effort into educating the bird too and incidently teaches it how to swear.
Beelzebub
Given how little he cares and how little he CAN care, the only option he has is fish. He gives it a good tank, he remembers to feed it and that’s it. They just exist. Damn… how depressing…
Loki
Two options. First: SAND ANT FARM. He watches it from time to time, mocking the ants for poor direction choices or just messing up with them for funnies. Second option is ferret. Loki finds them both annoying and interesting. There’s no boredom with them.
Ares
Ares thinks highly about himself, after all he is a part of the most powerful pantheon and the son of Zeus. He believes that he deserves only the best, which mean that whatever animal he gets, it will be a pure breed. If he chooses a cat or dog, it will receives a golden pillow to sleep on, a silver food bowl, the fanciest toys, the best caretakers, and… „the best owner”.
Thor
Thor has a cat. Most of the time they simply exist in their spaces and don’t interact. But every now and then a cat comes to Thor and demands a scratch, which Thor gives without hesitation. Loki once overheard Thor talking to his pet in those rare moments. Surprisingly, he speaks in a very gentle and caring tone, almost like mother to her child.
Hajun
He probably has a tank full of dead fish. Never cleaned, never fed, never bothered.
Lu Bu
Lu Bu has a pussy. He had no intention of having a pet, so the cat had to choose him, and Lu Bu obligated. He gives it lots of scratches and plays with it. Lu Bu is unfazed by the claws. Hearing her meow when he isn’t close puts him in a fighting stance. Nobody hurts his cat girl.
Hermes
Budgies! The guy has a lot of responsibilities, he's probably the last to fall asleep and the first to wake up, but he still finds time for his melodious pets. They always get the best snacks and for some unknown reason they become very excited when Zeus is around.
Göll
She has hamster, as small and cute as she is. Göll tries very hard to provide it a happy life, which probably means she’s trying too hard. She asks all his sisters for advice, and knowing how many siblings she has, she probably ends up with very conflicting opinions.
Zerofuku
Definitely rabbit. They are both full of energy, do not pose a threat and just enjoy themselves on a clearing somewhere.
Buddha
He doesn't have a pet, but he occasionally looks after Zerofuku’s and Göll's pets. He complains that he doesn't have time and that he doesn't care, but in the end he has a great time with the rabbit and hamster.
Noah
I think he ends up with a pigeon. He just feeds it from time to time in the same place and slowly tames it. Before he knows it, the bird becomes a new part of his life. He tells it about his problems, about Luna, Jack, Mother Goose and Shakespeare. This pigeon has therapeutic properties.
Qin
Definitely a husky. I see just two idiots keep talking to each other and arguing over nothing. The more the emperor demands something, the louder the husky's tantrum will be.
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sketchy-owl · 1 year
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~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 14
Zerofuku: Y/N!!! Buddha was mean with me!!*big tears*
Y/N:WHAT!?
Buddha:THAT'S NOT TRUE!
Zerofuku:*cries and hugs Y/N* he hates me!!
Buddha:Stop lying!
Y/N:*glares* How could you treat him this way? He's just a child!
Buddha:He's even older than me!!!
Y/N: I don't wanna listen to your excuses. No sweets or candies for you today!
Buddha:What!? Not during our Netflix and chill night!! You made my favourites!!
Y/N:Looks like you don't deserve them! Let's go Zerofuku, I'll make you an hot chocolate and cookies.
Zerofuku: Thank you Y/N*big puppy eyes* I luv u so much *hugs them*
Y/N:*cuteness overload* You deserve everything dear *picks him up *
Buddha:*glares at him*
Zerofuku:*smirks and gives him the middle finger *
Buddha: You little piece of s-
Y/N:*turns around with a death glare*
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Buddha:sssssugar honey iced tea?
Y/N:No sweets for one week.*walks away*
Zerofuku: *mouths* "See ya loser!"
Buddha: ....."I'll make him pay"
[Owlie note:I know Zero is not like that....but I cannot help but imagine him and buddha as siblings fighting for Y/N's attention)
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thequietkid-moonie · 1 year
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S/O is killed out of hate
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[ SCENARIO ] [ Thor, Zerofuku, Hades ]
[ Records of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie ]
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It hurt me to write this 😔 anyway, here it is hope you like it! 🤠
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Thor
Thor may don't be the best with feelings or to express them, but when he start a relationship with you is because he is sure that he loves you and that he does it with all his being
If you ever have a problem you can always count with him, even when he doesn't fully understand it or when the only thing he can do is hear you he promise to always be there for you, you have Thor's protection without even asking for it
Still, Thor isn't someone possessive or clingy, he loves spending time with you but is okay if you need some time alone or sometimes is him who have things to do that will make him be away for a while, he is still the one of the greatest gods after all
Also, if he knows that you or even him have an enemy that could be dangerous he will give you an bodyguard if is need it, someone that will keep you safe when he can't be by your side, just to make sure
Still, you are free to go wherever you want, so it would in one of those occasions where you were just having a walk alone when someone had approached to you and put an end to your life
Thor will not going to take this well, at first when the news of your murder reach him he really hopes that this is nothing more than a bad taste joke of his brother, he was already looking angrily at the person who had tell him the news, but when the person insisted on it Thor doesn't waste more time and rush to your side, it was obvious how desesperate and furious he was, so much that no one dared to say anything, even stepping aside fearing to get on his way
When he gets where you were he slowly approaches to you without saying a single word, he is just too focused on you, gently caressing you face before holding you carefuly un his arms, hugging you tightly close to him while asking whoever where there what happened, his voice was so intimidating and full of fury that the person it was almost unable to answer
However, if the case is that he was the one who find you his reaction will be a little more aggresive, just by seeing your body on the floor he is shocked, it took him a moment to notice your blood or how you weren't moving (it would be just worst if the bodyguard he assigned to you was death there too), getting back to his senses he rushes to your side, despertly searching for a hint that you were still alive, but your pulse weren't there anymore, he feels so frustrated and angry that he even let go an scream of pain that alertated everyone around
He have to recive help from others to conduce a proper investigation because he can't just bring himself to calm down, he is too focused on his desire to find the culprit and make them pay for what they have done to you. He isn't someone who normally resorts to violence, but this time he isn't going to hold back when confronting the person
When he discover that they killed you because he hated you he will be even more furious, almost unable to hold himself and kill them right there, Thor wants to fight them properly, mainly because he wants to make them pay for what he have done to you, the more the person says the more angry Thor gets (as if he wasn't already angry enough), but it would make things worst for both if the person did it because he hated him instead of you, in that case he will be even more aggresive with them while fighting, calling him coward and saying that he don't deserve to even continue living
However, he himself will be in charge of preparing a farewell ceremony with all the honors, he wants to say goodbye to you properly and thank you for all you have done for him
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Zerofuku
After Zerofuku was consumed by the negative feelings he was left behind with nothing more than the hatred he feels and the inmense pain, and still you decided to stay by his side
It doesn't matter too much if you know him since a long time ago or you just met him after he transformed, the important is that you had made your way into his life and heart, showing him the kindness and love no one had show him before, and once he accepted you in his life he wasn't planning to leave you go away, you are the only good thing in his life right now
That is why he had grow pretty protective over you, not wanting to anything bad happening to you, if he ever notice (or you tell him) that other people doesn't seem to like you too much or you even have some enemies he will be even more protective, wanting to be by your side all the time in order to protect you
It was one day that you were alone, maybe you have some things to do and Zerofuku just couldn't be with you right now or just you (or him) need some time alone to relax or think, everything seemed normal, just a pretty day, but while you were busy in your own mind someone came from behind to attack you
By the time Zerofuku had come searching for you that person had already go away, leaving behind nothing but your body. The moment Zerofuku lay his eyes on the escene it was like time stoped for him, unable to move or response to anything just trying to process what he was seeing
When he finally was able to move he screams your name while running to your side, he didn't want to accept that this was real, he was desperately looking for your pulse, some sign that you are still alive, the feeling of your blood in his hands it was unpleasant and the cold of your body scares him
He hate it, he hates you for leaving him, he hates himself for not protecting you, he hates this situation, he has nothing more than hate. He didn't exactly calm down but he does noticed the signs of the murder, it could be the position of the wound or that there wasn't around any kind of weapon, or even signs that you had fought for your life, and with every new sign he discover he just get more and more angry
It doesn't matter much if your death was quickly, that doesn't make things easier for him, but if you had suffer while dying that will make him more eager to find the bastard who had done this
After giving you a proper sepulcher and saying a last goodbye to you he will spend every minute of his life searching for whoever have done this, he has nothing more that his hate again, he has nothing to lose anymore. Even if he part himself before being able to find the culprit that won't stop them to continue with this, he isn't going to rest until he put an end to life of the bastard who killed you with his own hands
He was already planning to make that person suffer for what they did, but when he discover that they had did it because they hated you (or him) and that they even were just glad that you died that will make him more furious and eager to end with their life. He start fighting with them without even a warning and won't stop until his body don't give more, he is planning to let out all his anger and pain against that person, making them suffer until the very end, and even if they die that won't stop him from razing with the whole place until he can't anymore, until he feel like his entire body will fall apart, until he feels like he will pass out and has no more strength to continue
Is until then that he can finally just lay down and quietly cry for his grief
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Hades
Hades is a really caring person, and even when he seem really calm he is passionate, he loves you with al his heart and he is willing to do everything in his power for you to be happy
If you ever have a problem he will like to know, he is willing to give you all the time you need to talk about whatever is bothering you, but he wants to know at some point, specially if the problem is with someone specific since he will hate for the problem escalates to a greater one (still he is ready to step in order to protect you if is need it)
Hades isn't exactly clingy nor possessive, so you are free to do and go to wherever you want, but he will like to know what you are into just in case you need his help or just because he cares for you. Although he is a busy man, so he may not be able to spend all the time with you
It was one of those occasions that you two were apart, maybe he was busy or you just wanted to do something alone, either way you being alone gives to however wanted to attack you the perfect oportunity to do so, being quickly and before someone notice it they put an end to your life
His reaction will depend a little for how the situation had happened, but what doesn't change is the feeling of anger and frustration for not being able to help you
If he was the one who had find your body his inmediatly call your name and runs to your side, holding you close to him carefuly and searching for the pulse, just hoping that is still there, it doesn't take him long to accept that you died but that doesn't make things less painful. However, if is one of the guards/servants of the palace who had bring him the news he stops whatever he is doing inmediatly and demand to be lead to where you were, even rushing himself to get there, when he finally get he just slowly walk to your side and carefuly hold you tightly, in both cases even when he knows that you are death deep down he just wants for you to open your eyes, at least once, even if is just for say goodbye
This kind of situation it would be pretty difficult to happen inside of his palace, there are a lot of guard and since it is his domain he has an advantage, still it isn't imposible, so if it was actually on the palace it would make him feel worst, this was supose to be a safe space for you, somewhere you could feel free and secure and still someone had manage to do this. If it was outside of the palace he still feels bad but knows that there wasn't much he could have done for you
He tries to stay clam during all of this, quickly starting to work and ordering some guards to help with the investigation, but in reallity he is just putting his feelings aside in order to concentrate to solve the problem, he will express all his frustration and anger later, right now you are more important
Hades makes sure that, after he end the investigation he makes an special ceremony to say goodbye, he feel like this and finding the culprit is the very least he can do for you, if he wasn't able to protect you as he should be at least he will make things right in your name
Hades is a really good leader and strategist so it won't take him so long to find the culprit of this, and even when he have the bastard who dared to take you away from him he tries to stay calm, wanting to know why exactly they had done this, why they had went against you
Hearing that it was out of hate make him feel even more furious, that person had killed you just because he hated you, he can't comprehend why some one will hate you that much to the point that wanting to see you death. But it will make him feel worst if it was actually because they hated him, if the problem was with him you shouldn't be affected, it anger him that just because some coward that couldn't face him properly you ended like that
Either way, unlike like him, he won't be able to hold himself more and he himself will make sure to make the culprit pay for what he had done, he does it for your honor too
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 1 year
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Hello author its me the on who requested the Love after death in both part and the others... I finally have courage to reveal muself and no longer anonymous.
First of all before i request another one (sorry for being greedy) i wanted to thank you for responding to my requests especially the angsty ones, you never failed me to give a comfort and motivation, i cannot thank you enough for that.
And now for my request if you remember my other request about ei reader x ror characters that you can't write due to being unfamiliar to the character?
I will ask you instead to write a ror x demi godess freader. She commonly use a weapon like lu bu when fighting but once her weapon breaks or she found a very strong opponent she use her katana. She summon it like in the gif in below.
Now the fun part is how would the ror charcters react? Would they ended up having a nosebleeds, ended up shy or tease them?
Gods
Thor
Poseidon
Shiva
Rudra
Budhha
Zero
Beelzebub
Loki
Ares
Hermes
Aphrodite
Humans
Kojiro
Adam (platonic)
Hercules
Jack
Lu bu and chen gong
Raiden
Qin shu huang
You can choose who to write because i know there is a lot of them😅😅😅😅
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Ahh~ my sweet love, your angsty requests have been so much fun to write! I don’t mind you asking for another, you’re not being greedy, I’m just happy that you are patient while I write all these requests plus my own original works.
I do have one question however….
Why in the world does she have a sword between her titties?! I actually looked this up and watched the scene where she does this, and I’m just flabbergasted that she had it there!
-As a demi-goddess, you had the choice of fighting for either side, as both Zeus and Brunnhilde had approached you to fight, both knowing your skills as a fighter.
-You were initially going to refuse both of them, but after Zeus tried to command you, while Brunnhilde asked you, you chose to fight for humanity, not liking being commanded to do anything, something Zeus regrets as he lost a good fighter because he was so pushy with you!!
-Your opponent was strong, which excited you, as that meant you didn’t have to hold back!
-You swung your halberd with ease, and your opponent, Kand, a minor earth god, managed to snap the blade clean off, breaking your halberd.
-The other fighters and the audience in attendance called out in worry for you, as they didn’t want to lose someone like you, beautiful, powerful, and smart, you really were the whole package.
-Kand laughed at you, pointing a finger at you while he held his belly, “Can you still fight me Y/N?! Now that I’ve broken your only weapon!!”
-You glared and brought your hands up to your chest, “Who said that was my only weapon?”
-What could only be described as a black hole, opened at the top of your chest, on your cleavage, as you tilted your head back.
-A sword began to emerge from the black hole, glowing brightly as your hand lifted to the handle.
-Your eyes snapped open, glowing with power as you pulled out a beautiful katana from the magic black hole between your breasts, clutching it as the light faded.
-Kand was gawking, pointing rudely as his eyes were wide, “Where the heck did that come from?!”
-You charged at him, fast enough that it looked like you disappeared, before reappearing behind him as he fell, his head rolling off his shoulders.
-You pouted lightly, “It’s rude to ask a lady questions like that.”
-The crowds went wild, roaring loudly.
-Thor- Was stunned on how quickly the match ended, able to see that your katana was your true weapon, you were good with the halberd, but there was something natural about you holding a sword. He blinked once or twice, confused on how you were hiding that sword.
-Poseidon- Eyes widened only just slightly before relaxing as he watched you pull your sword out, before his amusement grew with how easily you took care of that weaker, cocky god. It made him curious about how strong you actually were.
-Shiva- Immediately turned to his wives, who were cheering for you, “Can you really hide stuff in your chest like that?” they just giggled, like they had a secret as Parvati spoke, “That’s a woman only secret~” but all three were impressed with your skills.
-Rudra- Eyes went wide when your halberd broke, but when the sword started to emerge from your chest, his jaw dropped, mouth hanging open before you pulled that out, completely stunned on where you got that sword!
-Buddha- Smirked, moving his lollipop to the other side of his mouth, finding it alluring and could instantly tell that your sword was your true weapon as you ended the fight so quickly after pulling it out. Then had to ruffle Zerofuku’s hair after the boy asked him if he had anything like that between his chest.
-Zerofuku- Was confused as to why you had a sword between your chest. He looked up at Buddha who had a big chest, wondering if he had anything between his own which got his hair ruffled by the taller god.
-Beelzebub- Was more intrigued with the magic that appeared there first, curious as to what it was. Froze, eyes wide when he saw you pulling the sword from your body, unable to look away.
-Loki- Looking disrespectfully, gawking with his tongue lolled out, full blush on his face as he could only gawk in awe. He wanted to get a closer look~
-Zeus- Cheering loudly, leading the charge of the cheers of the arena. He had never seen anything like it and he was so excited!!
-Ares- His whole head was bright red, staring shamelessly, blood dripping from his nose as he couldn’t believe what he just watched, gripping the arms of the chair tightly.
-Hermes- Amused by Ares’ reaction just a bit more, but was stunned with the magic that you used and even more so when he saw how big the actual sword was.
-Aphrodite- Giggled softly, hiding her mouth behind her hand, amused to see the reactions of others, but as a large chested woman herself, she knew well that any woman could hide things between or under her boobs, like knives~
-Hercules- Lifted a hand to his face to hide his blush, embarrassed to stare at you in such a way, but couldn’t take his eyes off of you, especially when you handled your opponent so easily.
-Kojiro- His face was bright red, watching you pull that from your chest, but he immediately focused on your form, his eyes widening as he saw you move, being one of a handful that was able to keep up with your moves.
-Jack- Was staring before he started, his cheeks warming as he turned, being a gentleman, not wanting to gawk at a young lady such as yourself in such a way. Was impressed with your skills with the sword however.
-Lu Bu- Could sense the power radiating from you, a feral grin appearing on his lips, wanting to fight you himself. However, he was one of the few that wasn’t bothered where you had your sword stashed.
-Chen Gong- Unlike his lord, as soon as you pulled that sword out he flew back, blood spurting from his nose, twitching on the ground. He didn’t even see the end of the fight.
-Raiden- A bright grin on his face as he watched you pull your weapon out, delight on his face as he found it attractive, “What a woman!” cheered loudly with the rest of the crowd.
-Qin Shi Huang- A bright smile on his face as he watched the scene, amazed by the magic that had appeared, wanting to know more about it, but very pleased watching the show.
-Adam- The time from when you pulled your sword out to being announced the winner was only about five seconds, but he was instantly glaring, exerting his pressure to those around him as he glared at them, ready to throw hands and lay waste to those who would say anything impure about his precious daughter!!
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stargengen · 4 months
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Zerofuku and his four strange uncles
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kittybutter · 9 months
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More SNV incorrect quotes haha
Buddha: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Loki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Buddha: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Buddha: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Loki: *chugs entire bottle*
Loki: It’s perfume.
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Thor: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Lü Bu: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Thor: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Lü Bu: Thor, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Thor:
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Thor: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Lü Bu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Thor: Absolutely not.
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Buddha: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Zerofuku: You mean literally or figuratively?
Buddha: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Buddha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Zerofuku: You would eat yourself?
Buddha: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Buddha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Loki, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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adcmans · 10 months
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PLEASE MY SON LOOKS SO ADORABLE!!!!
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zodiacs-web · 1 year
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hi enlightened person, how are you? I would like to apply for Record of Ragnarok (more specifically, Buddha,Shiva,Zerofuku,Hares And Hades. with a human(woman) who is a famous empress/queen/warrior who is very well known.more, despite being an exceptional swordswoman, she is very kind and shy. I apologize for any mistakes, English is not my mother tongue and Google is not 100% reliable. God bless you and have a nice day!
Shy Queen Hcs
𖥔 Buddha/Shiva/Zerofuku/Hermes x Fem!Reader
𖥔 What's in the web: Established relationships, fluff, implied romance
𖥔 A/n: Sorry if it took too long. Have a good day as well!
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Buddha
Despite everything about your outer appearance blaring danger from all corners, Buddha holds no fear as he approaches you. Only for you to stutter on your words when he makes a conversation. He only watches in delight that some tough looking girl is shy, what a sight to see.
Very patient with you and sometimes likes to tease you. Of course he switches from the two from time to time, but overall he's very fond of your presence. He learned that you have someone who speaks for you when it comes to official business unless it requires you to speak.
Doesn't necessarily want to spar with you unless he's bored or gets curious about your swordsmanship. He hasn't met any Queens in his time that can pull off stunts that you can so it entices him to learn more about you. To get closer.
Your still shy around him, but don't mind having a conversation with him. As time draws near your fight, you can help but feel a bit sad. But don't worry, Buddha assures you that you'll win your fight and come right back to him.
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Shiva
He is very on edge having this blaring danger walk up to him yet laugh at how shy you are when initiating conversation. Stuttering on your words and looking away in fear as he watches with a smirk on his face.
Eyeing every piece of jewel that twinkles adorned on your clothes. He realizes you were a queen right off the bat asking questions like how you became a queen, how you knocked competitors off. Will definitely try to get you to be more confident and beat other people's asses.
Very loving as in teasing you every second he has saying it's to build confidence yet he's thriving off your pout. It takes you a while to open up but now he's learned how good of a swordsman you are. Asking to watch you train so that maybe one day both of you can go at it and maybe defend himself against armed foes.
Your a bit more relaxed with him yet still not keen on conversations. You love spending your time with him and so does he. So, when it is time for your fight he's right there watching and making sure that your alive so he can be near you once more.
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Zerofuku
Ah Zerofuku! When he first met you, he was terrified to say the least but when he saw you in your state his fear turned to compassion. He was kind enough to direct you where you needed to be.
He likes spending time with you, going to little shops in villages and stopping at food stands. Playing games and wondering off to meet with different people. He loves interacting with different people and he enjoys doing it with you.
Gets interested watching you train, he sometimes can't keep up with your moves and has to ask what you did afterwards. Decorates your sword with all sorts of nick knacks that has you overjoyed.
He likes hugging you every second he can get and often praises you for your kindness. Has little brother energy that you can't help but be overprotective of him. Your grateful to have him by your side even if he's much farther away from you, his grace will never leave.
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Hermes
Very observant to say the least. Wasn't one bit afraid of you but was interested in the attire you wore. So when he realized you were shy he actually took his time with you and directed you where you needed to go.
His interest in you grew when he realized that the shy you was a queen. Leading him wonder how you managed to gain that position considering your time was rough. He loves praising you when you retell your story of you came to be.
Loves your flustered state and often teases you when training. At first he wanted to analyze your movement and swordsmanship yet turned into seeing if you can focus on your training if he was throwing compliments left and right. You could not.
You've come to be a bit more relaxed when he's around. Never shying away from his grace and passion to be near you. Often tries to boost your confidence. He just adores you and that won't stop him from his teasing. Even during your match, he'll be supporting you in secret.
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monochrome-cropcrown · 9 months
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SUMMER FESTIVAL 🎉🎉🎎
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