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Could you make Yandere Platonic Poseidon with a child who was secretly dating a human please?
Yandere Poseidon (platonic)
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Okay, it would be really hard to hide this from Poseidon.
Or it would be really hard to hide anything.
But you tried.
Because you were truly in love and you knew your father would NEVER approve of this.
But you were too in love to care.
It was only a matter of time before Poseidon found out.
And he wouldn't take it well.
YOU DO WHAT?
Poseidon would be really shocked and disappointed.
He would not accept this.
You would be too young to date.
And you will be forever.
Poseidon wouldn't let you go out again.
So that you don't do anything stupid.
He would blame himself a little.
If he had been more protective, that "thing" wouldn't have gotten close to you.
You could be mad at him but Poseidon wouldn't care.
He would be sure that you would understand in time.
He would have all the time to make you understand.
Btw your human partner would die with a 99.99% chance.
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"๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐๐จ๐๐ ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ค๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ!"
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๐—ต๐—ฐ๐˜€ + ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ผ: ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ธ? ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜†โ€ฆ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐˜„๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ดโ€ฆ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜?
โœฉ ๐—ณ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ | ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฟ, ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ป, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฑ๐—ต๐—ฎ, ๐—พ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ ๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜… ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ
โœฉ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ
โœฉ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜€: ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ! ๐—˜๐—ป๐—ท๐—ผ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€! ๐— ๐˜† ๐—ค๐˜‚๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐˜๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ
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๐‡๐€๐ƒ๐„๐’
Imagine his confusion when you dodge his kiss
A bit hurt but tries to kiss you again
You dodge him once again, making his face turn to horror as if Poseidon had said he was the worst older brother ever to his face
Hades, who had fallen in love with you, was always a gentleman. The first time he saw you, he knew that you were going to be his wife. He treated you as his equal, his woman, and his queen all at once. He was gentle, patient, loving, and so protective of you, making sure to respect you as who you are. He was one of the few gods who physically showed how much he loved and cherished you, which was rare in the divine.ย 
He introduced things to you slowly, making sure to go at your pace since he didnโ€™t want to hurt or scare you away. Showing affection and kisses in small moments was one thing that he adored, since it showed connection and strong desire for one another.
There was a trend going on lately where lovers would dodge each otherโ€™s kisses as a prank, and you thought it would be funny to try it on your husband, who was so heavenly in love with you. It was just a small teasing but your heart absolutely shattered when you saw his face fall.
โ€œLove?โ€ Hades tilted his head, his strong arms coming to grasp your waist once you dodged again.ย 
Hades didnโ€™t think this was funny at all as he pulled you onto his lap. He turned you over so you were facing him before he placed his head above your chest.
โ€œDid I do something wrong?โ€ he pouted, his handsome face turning sadder in each second and you couldnโ€™t take it anymore.
โ€œNo! It was just a prank, thatโ€™s all!โ€ you explained everything to him and suddenly it all made sense.
โ€œWellโ€ฆ shall I try again?โ€ Hadesโ€™ mood brightened up as he attempted to kiss you once more, and you happily obliged.
Now, heโ€™s carrying you to his bedroom where heโ€™s going to punish you for teasing him ๐Ÿ˜‰
Poseidon later came to visit his brother and his sister-in-law until he heard the noise coming from the bedroom and he left
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๐“๐‡๐Ž๐‘
He leans in to give you a kiss but you dodged, making him kiss nothing but air
He stills for a few moments before he opens his eyes with confusion and he whips around to see you resuming to your own routines
You felt extremely bad as you felt his eyes upon your figure, as the thunder god wonders if you are mad at him
The thunder god never showed any sort of affection or emotion to anyone, so imagine the shock of the entire heavens when rumours had it that he had fallen in love with you. He wasnโ€™t social and didnโ€™t have many friends despite how powerful he was but the moment you came into his life, it brought another side out of him. He wanted nothing but to spend his immortal life with you, enjoying the sweet comforts of your presence, listening to your stories, and relishing your touches, kisses and love.
Affection was something he never knew he lacked in his life until he met you, and your small kisses were one of the very things that always made his busy day better. He was extremely occupied these days with his duties so he didnโ€™t get to spend much time with you, making him wonder if you were pissed at him.ย 
You were already regretting your actions and you should never have listened to Lokiโ€™s stupid prank. Thor was good to you but that dumb trickster had decided it would be funny to see his cousinโ€™s reaction to his wife not wanting to kiss him.ย 
โ€œMy sweetโ€ฆโ€ Thorโ€™s voice echoed down the corridors, as you scurried away from him.
His loud footsteps followed your smaller form, as guilt began to bottle you up. You can feel the hurt and sadness radiating off of his body and it got worse when he grabbed your arm gently to stop you.
โ€œAre you mad at me?โ€ the god asked as you refused to answer to keep Lokiโ€™s prank going.
You thought you could do it until he pulled you into a tight embrace, apologising to you.
โ€œIโ€™m sorry. Please forgive me.โ€
Thatโ€™s it.
You whipped around and cupped his cheeks, explaining everything to him, telling him that Loki told you to do it because he wanted to see his reaction. Thor was obviously pissed at Loki and he was about to go beat him up when you grabbed his face once more and kissed him lovingly. You two made out in the halls for a little while until his bloodthirsty battle smirk came out.
He throws you over his shoulder and carries you to the private chambers, where you two will make up for all the lost time when you were apart ๐Ÿ˜
Loki got a black eye after
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๐๐Ž๐’๐„๐ˆ๐ƒ๐Ž๐
You have a death wish if you have the audacity to dodge his kiss
He was mad, like really mad, as he grabs you by your chin and holds you in place to kiss you but you deny him by biting your lips in
He never felt anything ill towards you but for the first time, there was this bitter and hurt feeling that boiled up in his chest as his cold eyes glared into your own
It was an understatement that Poseidon was a terrifying god. Of all the divine, he had the most power, authority, and presence of all the gods and he was ruthless in his approach. He looked down on others and even deemed them as filth if they didn't reach his standards. He doesnโ€™t talk to the lowly and his emotions seem non-existent.
Until he met you.
When you first transferred to his castle to work for him, he felt as if cupidโ€™s arrow had cruelly decided to pierce him and for the first time, this god wanted someone. He wanted someone to stand by his side, someone to rule with, and someone to love.ย 
Poseidon was cruel to everyone in his fortress but when it came to you, he tried to soften up and treat you less harshly. He was still critical and blunt, but you soon realised that he was giving you advice and helping you improve. Pretty soon, you two were together and now married. He would also show gentle gestures such as caressing your cheeks, holding your hand, and embracing you to show others who had their eyes on you that you belonged to him - and him ALONE.ย 
When you two were alone, Poseidon showed a side to you that you didnโ€™t think he had as he treated you and your body with such grace and gentleness. He was rough in bed as well but it felt as if he was telling you that you were his everything, his precious goddess who stole his heart.
And now, Poseidon was on thin ice with you as he slammed the door shut and placed his hand above your head, trapping you beneath his large body.ย 
โ€œWhatโ€™s going on?โ€ he sneered at you, โ€œyou donโ€™t want me anymore?โ€
You were going to kill Aphrodite later for blackmailing you into this.
โ€œPoseidon, no! I do want you!โ€ you told him truthfully, โ€œitโ€™s just that Aphroditeโ€ฆโ€
The moment you said that lustful goddessโ€™ name made Poseidonโ€™s face darken. He huffed angrily and brushed his blond hair, feeling his anger snap. You were a nervous wreck as you tried to walk past him until he took you by the chin and slammed his lips into yours. You kissed him back and sooner or later, he was on top of you in bed, making sure that you gave him the kisses he deserved.ย 
You two had fun that night, Poseidon made sure you were sore the next day ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Aphrodite was banned from talking to you ever again
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๐๐”๐ƒ๐ƒ๐‡๐€
Imagine the shock pikachu face as you dodge his kiss, his jaw dropping to the ground like a heavy stone
His lollipop fell from his mouth and you try not to snicker as you walked passed him
Not a single word was spoken out either, while the feeling of being heartbroken stabbed him like a blade
Buddha was a god that took no shits from anyone. He was true to himself, he was enlightened, and he was proud to guide others into a path where they could also achieve enlightenment. Thatโ€™s why he became so fond of you.
He adored and fell in love with you because you gave no shits to anyone. You didnโ€™t let the hardships and suffering of the things around you bring you down, instead you found new ways to conquer them and achieve happiness. Buddha adored and loved being by your side. He particularly loved cuddling with you on top of hills, munching on little snacks and tears, while being lovey dovey with each other.ย 
Buddha was always a tease to you because he loved seeing how flustered and shy you get, your facial impressions were one of the top things he enjoyed. But recently, he seemed to be getting over your boundaries with his teasing. Youโ€™re usually fine with his teasing but this time, Buddha just wonโ€™t leave it alone. Usually he would drop it and apologise afterwards, even kissing and caressing your figure, but this time, he was persistent.
So of course, you decided to get back at the enlightened one, turning your head away and walking away from him. Buddhaโ€™s jaw dropped to the ground in shock as he whipped around, seeing your figure walk away.
He, of course, went after you.
โ€œ(Name)... my love?โ€ he questioned, pouncing on you.
His legs were wrapped around your waist with his hands hugging your chest, as he cling to you like a koala. Because of his heavier weight, you tumbled to the ground, with him straddling on top of your waist. He tried to kiss you once more, but you dodged, making him quirk an eyebrow as he was getting more and more frustrated.
You were trying to keep on this facade until a lightbulb appeared in Buddhaโ€™s mind. You were beginning to crawl away from him when he grabbed you by the leg and pulled you back, proceeding to tickle you mercilessly.ย 
You shrieked and wheezed, laughing your core out while Buddha teasingly leaned into your ear.
โ€œDo you not love me anymore?!โ€ Buddha cried out, biting your ear as you continued to laugh.
His figure was heavier so he practically had you in his grip, as you laughed and tried to fight his hands off.
โ€œBuddha, no-!โ€ you shrieked at his towering figure, โ€œI was playing a small prank-! I love you!โ€
โ€œIf you love me then donโ€™t dodge my kiss! Youโ€™re breaking this gentlemanโ€™s heart, you know?โ€ he soon stopped and engulfed your breathless body, nuzzling against your hair in a loving way.
You two soon made up until you yelped when he spanked your ass.
He then carried you like a baby to an area thatโ€™s more private to have some sexy time together
Letโ€™s just say you both gained more than enlightenment on that night
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๐๐ˆ๐ ๐’๐‡๐ˆ ๐‡๐”๐€๐๐†
This handsome king would just keep on asking for kisses, but you would continuously deny him
No one would deny the emperor of China but you took your chances to prank him since he always had a sweet spot for you
The first time you did it, he felt as if you bitch slapped him as he stared at you in shock, before he followed you everywhere, asking for kisses again and again
Qin Shi Huang was the greatest emperor of China, a title that was on par with his strength. He was confident, bold, and never backed down against an enemy or someone that threatened his country and people.ย 
He met you one night when he was ill with a cold. You were a healer from a small village but you were extremely talented and knowledgeable, so his advisors went to fetch you right away. When you arrived, the emperor was breathless when he saw your appearance, as you treated and tended him tenderly.
โ€œWho are you? Iโ€™ve never seen you before.โ€ were the first things he told you.
โ€œIโ€™m a healer.โ€ you told him simply, telling him the village you were from.
After that night, Qin realised that you were intelligent, beautiful, compassionate and he declared proudly that you were his official doctor. He recovered quickly and soon, the emperor was absolutely in love and enamoured with you.ย 
As a husband, Qin was much more charismatic, playful, and teasing in a cute way, unlike his usual serious self when he was taking care of the country. He loved to kiss you, cherish you, and shower you with his attention and touches. Speaking of touches, this man absolutely cannot get his hands OFF you. He was obsessed with touching you, making sure that you were still here by his side since he had a terrible past. He didnโ€™t want to lose you, holding you tight every night in his arms when you two slept, and making sure that the guards and bodyguards were keeping you safe when he was busy - though he tends to guard and protect you now.ย 
You always responded to his touches and affectionate gestures but since he was always a tease, you wanted to have some payback.
โ€œLOVE!!!โ€ Qin exclaimed, following you and trying to kiss you constantly, โ€œcome back!โ€
โ€œI caught you!โ€ he sang and you squealed as he embraced you and lifted you up happily.
His hands rested on your waist and his lips pursed, leaning forwards to kiss you once more, when you dodged again, leaving him more perplexed than ever.ย 
โ€œEh?โ€ his eyebrows raised and he tried once more, but you dodged, โ€œmy queen, are you upset? Please donโ€™t beโ€ฆ I just want to kiss and love you.โ€
He continues to pester and whine, placing butterfly kisses along your neck and arms until you give up and finally kiss him.
Since you denied this emperor, he was going to give you the spanking of your life in his bedroomย 
And you gave him some treatments too- ๐Ÿ˜
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Additional stories:
โœฉ Infatuation (yandere!gods x reader)
โœฉ Little Darling (yandere!thor x reader)
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monochrome-cropcrown ยท 1 year
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Normal sleepover at the Einherjar's
From that on, Brunhilde makes sure that they all have blankets during sleepovers.
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Incorrect Quotes #34
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[Name]: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands.
Poseidon:ย That's physically impossible.
*[Name] cups Poseidon's cheeks*
[Name]: Are you sure?
Poseidon: *blushing* Stop it. I have an image to uphold.
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So yall telling me yall saw this FINE ASS MAN and there are barely any fics surrounding this gorgeous specimen to find.
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Uuuhh thoughts hehe <3
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โ€” Buddha
He was so entranced, your voice and the faded beating of your heart was so beautiful. The way your hands weaved throughout his hair, divine grace and energy prompted a lighthearted air.
Normally, he wasnโ€™t this used to being this relaxed. Being the reserved one-man team of a deity that he is, โ€œhey, mind tellin me what yer doing little punk?โ€
The enlightened entity only joked of course, you too knew this. You stopped for a moment with a light chuckle, leaning over to allow your presence to truly be in his view.
โ€œIโ€™m just making you some braids and a little flower crown to go with it!โ€ You state, denoting your declaration with a quick jab of the finger and went back to making sure your masterpiece looked perfect enough.
Buddha nodded with a small humming rumbling his adams apple, โ€œI trust ya know what your doing.โ€
You lightly jabbed the side of his head at his words, to which he responded with a laugh.
โ€œYes, you best believe not to doubt me Shaka.โ€ You joked, an undercurrent of sarcasm in your voice. He blinked for a few moments, letting his eventual emotions of confusion show in his eyes.
It was comical.
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I don't know who is the artist of this but DAAAAAAMM I'MM GOING FERRAL FO THIS MAN. HIII ZAZZY, PICK MEE!!!!!!!
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AND WE HAVE THE UNTIDE HAIR VERSIONN, FUCK*NG LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!, THE LOLIPOP AND THE TIRED SEXY LOOK I'm dying!, it's over for my poor soul.
I (not so secretly) want him to suffocate me with his massive teddies. too much for my heart.
THE ARTIST: 1_4ใพใงSkebๅ‹Ÿ้›†้ถโ™‚ on Twitter (beautiful art by the way, it's got me screaming and choking)
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I think I have a type
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Meme for @deathmetalunicorn1
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Leonidas and Brunhilde are going to beat Apollo in the ass for teaching a child that word and calling Leonidas DILF
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Buddha fluffy headcanon
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Buddha would love you very very very much.
He would really like to show it to you.
Even if you are in the early stages of your relationship.
Buddha would be a big PDA fan.
He would like to hold your hand, a hand on your shoulder or on your waist almost always.
Buddha hugs would be really gentle and a little playful.
Often, the two of you would relax and eat something at the same time.
Buddha would definitely share his food with you.
And he would like you to share the food with him too.
That would be the ultimate love.
Buddha would also love it if you stroked his hair.
He would love to have his head in your lap.
Buddha wouldn't care if he was a small spoon or a big spoon in hugs.
The most important thing would be that you were in his arms.
Another thing Buddha would enjoy would be your kissing.
His kisses would be quick and playful.
And there would be many of them.
BTW love bites would really be a thing with Buddha
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๐•ฅ๐•™๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜๐•ค ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•–๐•ช ๐••๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ฃ๐•ฆ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ค๐•–๐•ฉ
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๐™๐™˜๐™จ: ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ฎ ๐™™๐™ค ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ง๐™ช๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™จ๐™š๐™ญ
โœฉ ๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™›๐™ฌ | ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ค๐™ง, ๐™๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™จ, ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™จ๐™š๐™ž๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ, ๐™–๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ก๐™ก๐™ค, ๐™—๐™ช๐™™๐™™๐™๐™–, ๐™—๐™š๐™š๐™ก๐™ฏ๐™š๐™—๐™ช๐™—, ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™–๐™˜๐™ก๐™š๐™จ, ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ ๐™ž, ๐™ฆ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™จ๐™๐™ž ๐™๐™ช๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ ๐™ค๐™ก๐™– ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™จ๐™ก๐™– ๐™ญ ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™š๐™ง
โœฉ ๐™ง๐™š๐™ฆ๐™ช๐™š๐™จ๐™ฉ๐™จ ๐™–๐™ง๐™š ๐™˜๐™ช๐™ง๐™ง๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™˜๐™ก๐™ค๐™จ๐™š๐™™ ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก ๐™ค๐™ฅ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™›๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š
โœฉ ๐™ฌ๐™–๐™ง๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™จ: ๐™ข๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ข๐™ช๐™ฉ
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Thor: Quiet the whole time to the point where in the middle of his thrusts, you ask him to make a noise because it feels like youโ€™re fucking a ghost ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Hades: Nothing. He is โœจperfectโœจ
Poseidon: You ask him to talk dirty and now heโ€™s thrusting and ranting about the random and little things you do daily that piss him off ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Apollo: Fucks you in front of a mirror, admiring himself, his muscles, his looks, and the way his dick is going in and out of you the whole time ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Buddha: In the middle of fucking he stops and pulls out a giant bowl of snacks because heโ€™s hungry. And no, he did not share. He wants more energy to keep going ๐Ÿ˜‰
Beelzebub: Tells you youโ€™re dry as hell and asks you why youโ€™re not wet as if heโ€™s expecting you to be ready for him on the get-go ๐Ÿ™„
Heracles: You call him โ€œdaddyโ€ and heโ€™s confused on what it means so now youโ€™re both sitting up on the bed and youโ€™re teaching him the meaning of that endearment name ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Loki: Eats you out and then proceeds to ask you if pussy is supposed to taste like that since this dumbass thought it was supposed to taste like sunshine ๐ŸŒค๏ธ and rainbows ๐ŸŒˆ
Qin Shi Huang: Moans so loud to the point the entirety of China can hear him. Also to let everyone know that youโ€™re the only one who can make this king feel this way ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
Nikola Tesla: Gets a phone call while in the middle of a passionate moment and he pulls out and gets dressed in order to see the next spectacular scientific alien ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค
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Additional stories:
โœฉ Infatuation (yandere!gods x reader)
โœฉ Little Darling (yandere!thor x reader)
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Jack's wearing a school prefect uniform (white and has that fabric thing around his arm). And you see that bag filled with snacks(?) that he's holding? HE CONFISCATED THEM AS CONTRABANDS.
And he's not actually making a sad face. HE'S EYEING ON BUDDHA
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And Buddha thought he's slick by having Zerofuku holding some ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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BRO THOUGH HE SLICK ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Incorrect Quotes #29
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[Name]: I have flaws. What are they?
[Name]: I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time sleeping. Occasionally I'll stab someone.
Hades: I hear no flaws.
Nikola: Are we really ignoring that last part?
Loki: Yeah! Why didn't you say you were wifey material from the start??
Nikola: ...
Leonidas: Nah, cuz that's really hot.
Nikola: ...what's wrong with all of you?
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Not my art
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Anubis from Record of Ragnarok ch 84
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Hii, could I please request Sasaki, Heracles, Adam and Hades react if child! reader asked for a piggyback ride? I honestly think that would be so cute and wholesome ๐Ÿ˜ญ, reader and the character are very close, and I was thinking of reader kinda looking at them as a parental/brotherly figure? (Brotherly for Heracles, because we all know he would be the best brother ever), thank you if you have time to do my request!
AWEEWS YES YES YES THIS IS SO CUTE IM GONNA BAWL OMFG!! this idea is absolutely amazing
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Getting a piggyback ride from Sasaki, Hercules, Adam, and Hades!
Warnings: None!! pure fluff :3
Type: Headcanons and drabble
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โš”๏ธ Sasaki
You just always thought he was cool!
so of course, you just followed him around
He loves playing with you!
Tag, hide n seek, you name it!
heโ€™s oddly good at hide n seek
This man has taught you so many terms and words you shouldnโ€™t know but ya know
When you ask for a piggyback ride, he absolutely agrees!
You and Sasaki were sitting in a field as usual, resting after a fun-filled day. Sasaki was gently rested against the large oak tree, his eyes closed. The gentle breeze pushed his hair, the grass around him following suit.
His eyes fluttered open as you stood up from your sitting position, standing infront of him in the sun. Your eyes were wide and full of playfulness.
โ€œMister Sasaki..! Wake up!โ€
He smiled, sitting up.
โ€œIโ€™m up kid, iโ€™m up.. Are you ready to head back home?โ€
He watched as you grabbed his hands, trying to pull him off the ground.
โ€œYes yes! I want a piggyback ride!โ€
โ€œA piggyback ride? Oh lord, kid..โ€
He chuckled and stood up, walking over to you. He soon squatted down, waiting for you to hop on his back. He and you laughed and laughed as you rode on his back all the way back home.
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๐Ÿ’ช Hercules
SILLY
SUPER SILLY
Demi god jungle gym
just letโ€™s you hang from his arms on a daily basis
Hercules was busy walking down the halls of Valhalla, his weapon resting gently on his shoulder. The only noise breaking the silence was the sound of feet hitting tile in a fast manner.
โ€œHerc!! Hercules!!โ€
The large Demi god stopped in his tracks, looking over his shoulder to see you running towards him. Your bright smile and small legs hurdling towards him. He was quick to turn around, squatting down to your level.
โ€œHey kid!โ€
He opened his arms wide, pulling you into a tight hug. Hercules stood up, spinning you around in a circle before setting you down.
โ€œWhatโ€™re you doinโ€™ here?โ€
โ€œMiss Hilde told me where to find you!! I havenโ€™t seen you ALL DAY and i miss you!โ€
He chuckled at your antics, your slugged down, rolling your eyes about how long it had been since you had seen the god. You quickly made โ€˜up oyโ€™ hands towards Hercules.
โ€œI wanna be with you! Can have a piggy back ride?โ€
He smiled and nodded, grabbing you swiftly and setting you on his shoulder.
โ€œI know this ainโ€™t a piggyback ride, but itโ€™s just as cool!โ€
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๐ŸŽ Adam
Hes already carrying you around
you help him pick fruits!!!
Eve loves you sm omg
Adam walked around Eden with you, you both holding baskets of fruits. You both had been roaming around, feeding animals and having fun in Eden. Adam noticed you getting tired over time, slowly trudging behind him in the fields.
โ€œHey, you okay little one?โ€
He looked down at you as you slowly trudged up the hill, your forehead covered in sweat.
โ€œMhm.. iโ€™m.. im okay..โ€
Adam waited patiently for you to catch up to him, his hair swaying in the wind. As you met him at the top of the hill, you sat the basket in your hands down. You took a deep breath, sitting down in the grass.
โ€œItโ€™s so hot..โ€
He blinked at you a couple times, before squatting down next to you.
โ€œWe only have a bit longer til we see Eve. Can you make it?โ€
You slowly looked up at him, your eyes heavy and exhausted. You shook your head, wiping sweat from your brow.
โ€œCan.. Can i have a piggyback ride Mr Adam..?โ€
He stared at you slightly before obliging. He sat you snugly on his back, carrying you the rest of the way back to the house.
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โ˜ ๏ธ Hades
Not amused
at all
like he likes you
but heโ€™s not amused by your antics
You had been following Hades around for hours now. Brรผnhilde had shewed you off, leaving you to wander the halls of Valhalla til you found Hades. He had been ignoring you for the whole time. But he has kept a keen eye on you, always steering away from the gods that may cause you trouble.
After another hour or so, he could see you slowing down behind him.
โ€œMisterโ€ฆ Mister slow down..โ€
He heard your pleas, his feet stopping completely. He turned to face you, his eyes looking down on you.
โ€œMm.. as you wish, small one.โ€
He waited patiently as you caught up with him.
โ€œMister-โ€œ
โ€œHades. Just Hades.โ€
He cut you off, kneeling down to match your height.
โ€œMister Hades- can.. can i have a piggy back ride?โ€
His brows furrowed slightly, before he slowly nodded. He helped you on his back, then proceed through the halls to helheim.
I LOVED THIS SO MICJNOJ MU HOD ITS SO FITE OSHWWHHSGR SO CUTE IT MADE ME SCREAM THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REQUEST!!
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Get in the Water
Fem!Reader x RoR!Poseidon
16+
NO USE OF Y/N
TW/CW: TALK OF PHEROMONES AND CHEATING, SLIGHT DESCRIPTIONS OF SEX, GENERAL REVENGE, RAGE, AND VIOLENCE
Based off the song by Jorge Rivera-Herrans on TikTok
Word Count: 1.5 k words
The ocean is a fickle thing, and so are the deities that control it. From beauty and tranquility to savagery and destruction, the ocean can flip on a dime. Poseidon, God of the Sea, was the one responsible for that. His temper, his disgust for humans, his general distaste for everything that wasn't perfect, was easily seen as a reflection in the water.
They say that the ocean is composed of the Sea Goddess's tears, that she cried every time a life was lost to the ocean tyrant. You knew that Poseidon was dangerous, and that he was a bad man, but you couldn't help but love him. To you, he was kind, considerate, albeit cold most of the time you were in public together, but you couldn't fault him for his personality.
Though being the goddess of the sea, you didn't possess the ability to speak to the animals in your care, but you were able to read minds when thoughts were directed at you. Most of the time it wasn't a very useful power unless you were talking to an angry guppy, but it had its pros.
You resided in Poseidon's deep sea palace. While he took care of the more diplomatic measures, you ensured the safety of the ocean's inhabitants, fauna and flora and the like, including the servants and the nymphs. You hadn't seen much of your husband in recent months, but when you live forever, the human's concept of time is mere seconds for a god. You weren't worried about it, you thought you didn't need to be, but that's when you found him.
A few months ago...
Poseidon had told his wife that he would be in the heavens on official business, and to not worry about him if he was gone for an extensive length of time. This was not unusual for the god, seeing as he might as well have had his own palace in the heavens with how much he was there. If only he was honest about why he was going in the first place.
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The nymph that had tempted Hades before he married Persephone, Mynthe, had a sister, Meisha. Meisha was a beauty, kind and intelligent, as well as reserved, any god would have fallen for her, and they did. Meisha had a certain talent, releasing pheromones like a flower to attract her prey; it worked as a sort of aphrodisiac.
When Poseidon met Meisha, it was a few centuries ago, not long after you two were wed. Meisha had a large family. She was Mynthe's half sister, and the rest of her family wasn't Mynthe's problem. She needed to provide for them, but she didn't want to work for it, so what better way to care for her siblings then to live in a fucking palace. Meisha set her eyes on him, and her plan was set. She wanted the most powerful god wrapped around her finger, and she wanted the territory that came with him. She knew that with you in the way, the god would never fall for her on his own, and she wasn't powerful or influential enough to kill a goddess, so you were her main hindrance. She resorted to using her pheromones on the god, a slow, agonizing process for her.
The way Meisha's pheromones worked was that they enhanced her natural appeal and scent, making the victim's vision of her skewed, so she would be viewed as more sexually appealing to her prey, heightening the likelihood of them falling for her. To release the pheromones, it's not like a switch that she can turn on and off, she has to actively push it out of her body, which takes patience and precision, too much at one time and it could kill her.
When she met Poseidon, she started the process, releasing pheromones and flirting with him. Every time she saw him after their initial meeting, she would do the same thing, until Poseidon started seeking her out. Their rendezvous became more frequent, and more heated. Everything was going according to plan.
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Poseidon knew something was wrong the moment he met this nymph. Something about her unsettled him. He missed his wife's company, but he found himself unwillingly drawn to her. Meisha was like a parasite in his brain, driving him to do things he would never normally do, like sleep with another woman.
He didn't understand it, to think of his wife, the only being other than himself that he had ever loved, which he would never admit aloud, was becoming revolting to him, while the nymph gained attractiveness and appeal in his eyes. She was everything he wanted, all that he needed. He didn't need his wife, wait, why would he think that? What was his wife's name again? All he knew was that it wasn't Meisha.
Poseidon lost himself in her essence, drowning in his own despair. He felt something was wrong, his subconscious telling him that these feelings were not his own, that he should distance himself at all costs, but his body wouldn't allow him too. Poseidon had never had a high sex drive, but when he was around Meisha, he only thought with his dick.
He couldn't let his wife find out.
Present...
You had missed your husband, but you knew he would return soon. That was until your good friend Aphrodite invited you to her palace to stay, she needed help with something or another. When you read about going to the heavens, all you could think of was surprising Poseidon.
You had packed your things and made your way to the celestial realm. You had gotten settled in at the palace and you had told Aphrodite about going to see your husband. She was ecstatic. She knew about your husband's infidelity and did not want you to be oblivious any longer, she just wanted to be a good friend.
That was when you caught your husband fucking that nymph whore. Shock and dread filled you in that moment, he was so caught up in the deed that he didn't notice the door open, but Meisha did, and she knew just how to break you. She looked you dead in the eye and smirked, and then started moaning louder, encouraging Poseidon's wild thrusts. She started pumping out pheromones, making you sick and making him insane, pumping inside her like he needed it to survive.
What you weren't aware of is that he did. If the prey refused the directed pheromones, they die. That's why Poseidon felt so conflicted, and his subconscious was sending you a message, telling you everything he had learned and everything he felt, and how he had no control.
Your sorrow turned to rage. You tore your husband off Meisha and threw your cloak at him so he could cover up. You broke Meisha's concentration as you grabbed her, and her pheromone spell broke apart, releasing Poseidon. He felt guilt for the first time in his life at that moment. He had hurt the one thing he truly loved in a way that shouldn't be forgiving. He was shell shocked.
You dragged Meisha to the rocky pier overlooking the sea, just outside of the celestial gates. The skies darkened with your approach, swirling clouds and thunder struck, Meisha realized that she underestimated you, forgot that you weren't just the ocean god's housewife, but that you were a god yourself, and that she had fucked with the wrong person.
You walked to the end of the ledge and threw Meisha on the rocky floor.
"Get in the water.." You muttered, your eyes turning from their calm E/C to a glowing red with your rage. Meisha just stared at you, too frightened to move.
"Get in the water." You spoke, still quiet, but this time more commanding. Meisha still didn't move, frozen like a deer in headlights.
"Or I'll raise the tide so high, your little village will all die. Get in the water."
She didn't move, but she spoke.
"Stop this, please."
"Get in the water." You stalked closer to her, grabbing her jaw harshly in your grip, pulling her face towards yours.
"I'll make tidal waves so profound, both your sisters and your brothers will drown."
"NO!" She squealed, getting up in your face.
"THEN GET IN THE WATER!" You shouted, your hair floating as torrential downpour came in waves as the tide did in fact start to rise.
"GET IN THE WATER!" You screamed at her, she flinched back, involuntarily crawling closer to the edge.
"Don't mistake my threats for bluff, you have lived more than enough. Get in the water."
Meisha was sobbing now, screaming in terror as you continued to get closer. She stood up, trying to escape you. She stumbled as she reached the edge, desperately looking behind her before looking back at you, but you were already in front of her. You shoved her off the edge.
"Get in the water."
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