Gondull: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night. Tesla, after doing science all night: I got a solid eight minutes. Tesla, happily: Not consecutively, but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

*Before round 8 start* Brunhilde, to Goll: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd. Tesla: Do you have to call me a nerd so much? Brunhilde: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

Alvitr: You know, Qin, sometimes I think you say things just to hear yourself talk. Qin: What do you want me to do? Ignore myself?

Mary: I raised a perfectly functional kid. Jack, genuine confused: You have kids I don’t know about?

Kondo: Souji said a bad word during dinner. Leonidas: Where the fuck did he learn that?

Apollo: Twenty years from now, I guarantee you I'll be Leonidas's second wife. Geirölul, concern: What happened to his first wife? Apollo: Nothing you can prove.

Kondo: Okita really looks up to you. Sasaki, accidentally mean: He's two feet tall, he looks up to everybody.

Chen gong: my lord just said “I’ll be back” and left the car on dog mode.

A little bit late but happy two years!

I can't believe that it hass been two years since I started this blog and that I haven't be the more consistent but I still love this manga so much it just I have periods of wanting to do nothing.

I will try my best to update more!

And if anyone wants to send ask the askbox is always open!

Hlökk: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Jack: I'm a knife.

Heracles, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

Simo: You are a human mountain! You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body. Leonidas: Never skip ear day, Häyhä.

Qin: I never brag. Alvitr: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

Hades: Go tell Tesla he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen? Beelzebub: He could hear me.

Samael: You guys want some soup? Azazel: Yes please! Wait this isn't soup is cereal. Samael: A.K.A Soup. Lucifer: No, soup is savory. Samael: Not all soups are savory. Azazel: Soup has meat and vegetables. Samael: And things in liquid soup. Lucifer: Soup comes in a can. Samael: Cans are just metal boxes. Azazel: Soup is hot! Lucifer: Yeah! Samael: Gazpacho! Lucifer: Oh go fuck yourself! Samael: Soup, soup, soup, soup! Azazel: He is right. Lucifer: No! Samael: C'mon said for me just once! Lucicer: Don't! No,no, no, no. Azazel, crying: It's soup!

I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Anubis

Pimon: Last week I got mugged by a goddamn ballerina.

Pimon: She tried to make me pass away, Then the bitch spun away.

Hummer: No one gives a shit but you and men who smoke at chain restaurant bars.

Alaric: Oh yeah, nothing matters unless you care, i see how it is.

Hummer: Can you just assume you won the argument so I can stop hearing this?

A submission from @brokensenseofhumor

Apollo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Leonidas, trying to read: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Apollo: I—

Apollo: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.