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deathmetalunicorn1 · 2 days
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How would the ROR cast react to watching the tv show Bluey?
-Watches every episode, eyes glued to the TV, will get very upset if you try to talk to them during the show. Do not mess with their Bluey time. Openly cries at the episodes.
            -Zerofuku, Goll, Loki, Eve, and Anubis
-Dragged to watch Bluey with the ones above, watches it with them, and while at first, they weren’t into the show, over time they grew to appreciate it and enjoy it as well, but may deny it.
            -Buddha, Brunnhilde, Hercules, Jack, Adam, Shiva, and Ares
-Saw it only in passing but stopped to watch it, mainly because there was a group watching it, and he couldn’t help but see how involved the show was. It’s very educational, but in a way that children can understand, and shows both kids’ and adults’ perspectives. If it’s on they will watch it, but then continues afterwards. May deny that he watches it.
            -Hades, Zeus, Nikola, Apollo, Kojiro, and Raiden
-Doesn’t watch it, for one reason or another. May be a secret closet fan, but nobody knows.
            -Beelzebub, Poseidon, Leonidas, Lu Bu, Thor, and Odin
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luxthestrange · 3 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#164 Our Dadam
Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!
Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!
Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!
Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~
Gods/Goddesses:...
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praisethesuuun · 10 months
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How would RoR characters react to you wearing these pajama pants?
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Oh boy, this is going to be fun
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RoR characters reaction to you wearing this pajama
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Brunhilde: doesn't really know what to say, but I have the feeling that, once the initial shock is over, she'll ignore you for the rest of the day. His tactic is: if I don't look at it, it doesn't exist.
Lu Bu and Chen Gong: you probably convinced the strategist to wear them with you, making silly poses and bursting out laughing immediately afterwards. Lu Bu is confused, very confused, but if you're having fun then that's okay.
Thor: he has no reaction, completely apathetic, but you look cute in those pants
Adam and Eve: they wonder how they could raise you like that. Did they do something wrong? Are you crazy and didn't notice?
Hermes: he believed that, being with him, you had learned to have good taste... that's not the case-
Poseidon: he would burn them instantly, probably with you in it
Kojiro: he bursts out laughing like crazy, thinking about where you bought them and how it is possible that they passively fit you. Eventually he buys himself a pair.
Jack: he would be startled at first, then chuckle. You look so silly in those pants, he can't help but think you're cute, so cute!
Heracles: he probably gave them to you
Raiden: oh boy, he would stare at them and wonder why you decided to buy yourself such a thing. From the outside he judges them, but inside he would like a pair too.
Shiva and Rudra: I think they had some mercy initially, before demolishing your sense of style. But then, they do a totally unexpected wow thing: "Look! I'm wearing them too, so they make fun of us both"
Buddha: "What the f- why are you wearing that stuff?". He starts asking you a thousand questions wondering why you're wearing it, then he sighs and let you be.
Zerofuku: he asks you where you bought them and buys himself a pair of the same type.
Hajun: "...what the hell are those? No, you know what? Don't tell me"
Qin Shi Huang and Hades: they are emperors, they spoil you like never before, they give you and buy everything you want... and you choose those pajamas? Outrageous.
Loki: he is shocked. His brain is blank, there is no reaction, before he bursts out laughing like hell and making fun of you. This will be something he will remember for ages and will make sure you don't forget it either.
Beelzebub: he honestly doesn't give a damn
Tesla: "WHA- where did you get them? I want them too!"
Leonidas: well, he's wearing that hawaiian shirt and you're wearing your weird pants. I think it's fair.
Apollo: oh my god. What the fuck are those. Take them off instantly, they don't suit you one bit.
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How I think RoR characters would scream
expect some of them are incorrect because idfk
‼️ LOUD WARNING ‼️
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@monochrome-cropcrown @roygiri @rexmez @thequietkid-moonie @recreationalfanfics @snowmantita
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monochrome-cropcrown · 7 months
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OMG-
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Zerofuku looks so evil 😭😭💀
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micah-drew · 5 months
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Record of Ragnarok: How Many…
How many shots will it takes for me to hookup with the ROR characters? Let’s find out!
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Einherjar
Lü Bu: A GOOD…SIX I THINK? I don’t have much reasoning other than I’m pretty sure he bites
Adam: none, because it’s not happening!
Kojiro Sasaki: Uhh, 7?? grandpa doesn’t need to break a hip today
Jack The Ripper: I think 7 again? It just makes sense to me
Raiden Tamemoon: 3 for confidence, praying he doesn’t crush me
Buddha: pass, sorry
Qin Shi Huang: 2 for confidence, yeah
Nikola Tesla: 1 for confidence HE IS SO FINE OH MY LO
Leonidas: 3 for confidence because oh my lord, WHAT A MAN
Soji Okita: pass
Michel Nostradamus: blackout. deadass I need to be fully blackout for a CHANCE
Sakata Kintoki: pass, again
Simo Häyhä: probably not gonna hookup, but I’ll give him a little kiss on the cheek!
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Gods
Thor: I THINK 7…NOT GONNA LIE IM A LITTLE INTIMIDATED..
Zeus: PASS. NOT HAPPENING N
Poseidon: probably 7, I feel like he’d insult me the whole time for taking so much shots but iTS FINEEE
Heracles: 2, for confidence. he’s like a teddy bear I think
Shiva: UHH…7, yeah 7 seems good
Hajun: pass.
Hades: 3 for confidence, thank you and we move on
Beelzebub: I love him, but probably 9 or close to blackout I’m gonna be fully honest
Apollo: 2 for confidence, why is everyone in this round so fine
Loki: PASS.
Hermes: I think 4?? yeah 4 seems good
Ares: pass, sorry bestie
Adamas: pass
Odin: IMMEDIATE PASS THIS GREASY MOTHERF
Aphrodite: 2 for confidence
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Valkyries
Randgriz: I think 2 is good personally, no reason other than I’m shy
Reginleif: pass
Hrist: SOBER. FULLY SOBER OH MY LORD
Thrud: 1 for confidence! I like when tall women…
Göndul: 1 for confidence, again. can we kiss now
Geirölul: …fully sober or 1 for confidence, because oh my GOD WHAT A WOMAN PLEASE I AM ON MY KN- *coughs* sorry the demons won uh
Brunhilde: 3 for confidence
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Why did I do this instead of actually writing? I don’t know
Anyways Geirölul supremacy—
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telvess · 5 months
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I was hanging out with a little girl who fucking coughed on me and now I'm sick...
Usually I'll drink a shot of vinegar, ginger honey, cinnamon and cayenne pepper... but i don't have access to than rn...
And in my sick/ half sleep haze I was thinking about how our diverse cast of hot men would take care of sick s/o using natural remedies
So Shiva, jataka, Buddha, (it might be the same because India idk, I guess Thai for Buddha)
Loki (Celtic/Greek idk)
Kojiro (Japanese)
I need some ror men..
medicine!
Need medicine...
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I hope your sickness was short!
I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH SASAKI BECAUSE OF YOU!
RoR: How do they take care of sick s/o (Shiva, Jataka, Buddha, Loki, Sasaki Kojirō)
Shiva
Shiva has never been sick in his life, so he freaks out a bit when you get sick. Not the most helpful companion you can find. At first he asks what to do, but if you are too weak to speak, then… oh well.
Shiva doesn’t leave his realm, so he doesn't know any natural, human remedies that could help you. He keeps you warm and sits next to you the entire time. He remains vigilant. Even he pretends it’s nothing, his wives can tell he genuinely worries.
Once the worst is over and you start to look more alive, Shiva does his best to keep you in a good mood. Say a word and he will even dance for you.
What’s surprising, no matter how hard you try, you can’t infect Shiva. He basically cuddles you, feeds you, and helps you change clothes all the time, and yet all the germs seem to ignore him.
Jataka
Jataka was sick himself, he knows it all too well. As soon as he notices the first symptoms, he is very caring. Even if it’s just a flu, he doesn't downplay it.
He prepares for you an ayurvedic drink. Depending on your symptoms, he will choose the right recipe. He makes sure you drink all of it, so don’t even try to argue. It’s a waste of time, this man is too stubborn.
Jataka provides everything you need, he even brings you a book to read or he reads to you himself. He is cautious and keeps his distance, but that doesn’t stop him from being very strict: he makes sure you drink enough water and that you’re warm.
Every time he checks if you have a fever, he caresses your cheek with his finger before moving away. It's the only physical thing he can do right now to show you his affection.
Buddha
His first reaction is to tell you to lie down. It doesn't seem to bother him, because it’s just the flu. He had it when he was human, it’s not a big deal, especially if you have everything you need right under your nose. But secretly it eats him up inside, to the point where he can no longer eat sweets. So he shows up on your doorstep with his very casual attitude and starts asking questions. He checks if you’re hydrated, if you have a fever, if you need anything.
Buddha was born in present-day Nepal, so he follows ayurvedic… a little. He knows it’s not 100% effective, but he still finds some methods solid. He would make you brew containing honey, tusi leaves and lemon juice, and force you to drink it. It’s the best for the flu in his opinion.
He sits at the proper distance, eats his sweets and talks to you. He isn’t the worst companion you can get. Isn’t the best either… Do you know how good this candy is? Oh, right, you don’t, because you can’t taste *smirk* Don’t waste your pillow trying to hit him…
Loki
Let’s be honest, Loki probably isn’t the best person to take care of a sick person. At first, he acts annoyed when you announce your condition to him, but after awhile when he sees you struggling with the easiest tasks, he begins to worry. Seeing you in such weak shape makes Loki a little, a bit… soft.
From what I’ve researched, the Nords believed that sickness was an attack of malignant spirits (often ancestors) on the body. Loki obviously knows better what’s going on with you, but I wouldn’t be surprise if he mentions this fun fact to you. He was probably the one who sold people this nonsense in the first place. Let's just hope you're not hallucinating…
Loki prepares you tea with honey and entertains you with his new diabolical plans of how to mess with humans. He doesn’t even need you to be active in the conversation, but it's nice to see you smile or snort from time to time.
Loki doesn't follow any rules (i.e. keeps his distance, washes hands) and he will probably end up sick as well. Guess whose fault it is? And guess will have to take care of him? AND guess who won’t lie in bed and rest but spread germs everywhere? That’s right…
Kojirō Sasaki
He is the sweetest guy you could have by your side right now. A little clumsy, but he has got a spirit.
Considering how observant Kojirō is, he'll probably be the first to notice the symptoms. Even if you deny it, he will prepare for the possibilities ahead.
Sasaki would prepare for you hachimitsu-daikon - it’s Japanese form of cough and throat syrup, made from honey and Japanese radish. Kojirō would make it for you just like his mother did when he was a child.
Kojirō doesn’t mind missing a few days of training, you’re his priority. He is with you as long as you need and entertains you with stories from his life. He can read you something until you fall asleep.
He makes sure you’re hydrated, always brining you fresh water or preparing ginger tea called shoga-yu. He doesn’t try to make you anything else, because he is terrible at picking herbs and might accidentally poison you.
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riseofamoonycake · 3 months
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RoR character and pussy eating headcanons?
WE WE WEEEEEEE
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RoR characters eating your pussy out
With: Hrist, Sakata Kintoki, Sasaki Kojiro, Hades, Bishamonten
!! These characters are not included here because they already have their NSFW alphabet or NSFW hcs and it seemed like repeating myself: RUDRA, SHIVA, INDRA, LOKI, ODIN, ANUBIS, THE SCIENCE CREW, JACK THE RIPPER, LU BU, LEONIDAS, NOAH !!
The reader is FEMALE or AFAB.
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Hrist
Sweet, but hungry. Her leonine side stays silent during the act, because there is no need for it to show up: you deserve only love and all the attention of the world.
At the beginning, the Valkyrie goes very slow, savoring every fold and tasting all the angles of your intimacy, rubbing her tongue on your lips in soft licks; but as soon as she hears your moans and cries increase, she goes wild, doesn't understand anything anymore and puts more and more pressure until you beg and whine so loudly the chambers echo your voice. And it is only the first stage, because as soon as she starts to go deeper... WELL.
A wonderful experience, especially because she becomes addicted to it in no time, so every occasion is good for a proper lick on your pussy. She asks for consent every time with pleading eyes that could melt the entire North Pole.
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Kintoki
WILD. TOTALLY WILD. Always respectful, but he holds back anything. You have to feel all of his tongue on every part of your warm womanhood, to be aware of every inch of it, and to give in totally.
Your pussy is his playground: he teases your clit no stop, moves around in circle movements and looks for every sensitive spot you have, goes deeper and deeper and then recedes, and deep again, while his hands caress your hips, press your thighs to make you stay still or stroke your belly or breasts, if you are on his face. Because yes, he loves to have you on his face, so he can put also his nose at your service (and torture you more).
Fast licks that become slower or even more frantic as soon as your weakest spot is discovered, following the pace of your breath and how loud you scream and whine. Be ready to lose your voice and mind again and again.
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Kojiro and Hades
THE GENTLEMEN. Before eating you out, they spoil you for hours: Kojiro takes you to the sea or mountain, prepares a picnic for both, gives you flowers, cuddles with you all the time, combs your hair, kisses and hugs you a thousand times; Hades takes you out for a romantic dinner, buys you dresses and jewels, strokes your back during the evening, keeps you pressed against him and on his lap, praises your beauty no stop. They don't do this because they want your pussy in reward, but because both of them believe that is the only way you can be treated with, worshipping you; in fact they do these exact things everytime, from the start of the relationship.
Then, both act the same, asking for the honor to make love with you; if you allow this, then they kneel before you, gently lift and open your thighs making you lay down on the softest surface at disposition and, at this point, say yes to heaven.
Kojiro goes slow, exploring your pussy carefully and without leaving anything untouched; he is sweet, playful at most, with some moments of mischievousness when he wants to tease you a bit and then his tongue wriggles more into you, while his hands are on your hips or roam on your legs; Hades, on the other hand, wants to tame you with the pleasure and he can be sadistic when he reaches that point you beg him for so loudly, and doesn't stop easily, staring at you with narrowed eyes and a smirk on that divine face. Sometimes he even bites or nibbles your inner thighs, before attacking your clit again with the most powerful licks ever felt by anyone.
Oh, they are very needy. All the time.
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Bishamonten
How can it be that someone so stern and stiff is able to eat you out so divinely? Yeah, because Bishamonten is really a master in this.
It takes time to get to this point, because for this mighty God of Fortune this is a goal that must be achieved through merit and knowledge, not something that is given regardless, especially if he doesn't know you well enough; but little by little, as the relationship progresses and you gain points in his heart, well… then things definitely get hot.
This happens with you either on his face or underneath him. Your wrists tied behind your back, so you have no chance to stop him, and your thighs held tightly in his grip, not enough to hurt, though: Bishamonten absolutely wants to avoid seeing you suffer… at least from the pain, hehehe.
So… slow, powerful licks, made to test you: your flavor, your softness, your heat, the way your body reacts, and so your voice. Don't think that he will remain slow for a long time: the time to make you understand what awaits you, and then the god unleashes all his strength using tongue and lips on you, sucking, licking, and sometimes just biting, for the sake of just inserting his teeth into your soft flesh, but without pressing too much. The session is very long, infinite, because Bishamonten wants to take you to the exhaustion by pleasure; sometimes, he even inserts a finger or two on purpose to increase the pleasure, before starting again with the tongue. He can even use his chin, rubbing it against your folds so you can feel the sensation of the metal mask against your dripping pussy. We already know you can't last too much with all of this love storm upon you.
When then you can't bear it anymore, your mouth dry for the moans and the begs and your eyes watering for the pleasure, he stops, takes you in his arms and kisses your lips, making you taste your own juices, then allows you to rest on his chest, stroking your back and hair with his usual expression softened by the sensation of your body on his, and your beating hearts at the same rhythm…
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recordofmangapanels · 4 months
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Kojiro Sasaki - Chapter 13
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 5 months
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Can I request another Anya!Reader if that’s okay?
After watching Princess and the Frog, she looks at Apollo, telling him even if he was a frog she wouldn’t kiss him, instead she would throw him off a bridge (Who’s cackling at her brutal honesty and lack of regard to Apollo’s feelings)
I believe in the Bullying Apollo Supremacy 😂🛐
-Your eyes were bright and sparkly, watching a princess movie, The Princess and the Frog, with your family all around you, as it was your turn to pick a movie for family night.
-The music and the story were both beautiful and you couldn’t help but smile brightly the whole way through. Your family did enjoy the movie, but seeing your smiling face is what made it really memorable.
-As the credits were rolling, Apollo, who was on his belly next to you, turned, beaming brightly, “Y/N~ if I was a frog would you turn me back with a kiss?”
-Your face was that of disgust, turning your nose up, “Eww- no! I hate frogs!” your answer quickly got many of them laughing, hearing your blunt response.
-Apollo then tried again, “What if you knew it was me- you would rescue me, wouldn’t you?” you turned, eyes unwavering, completely serious, “If any of you were frogs I would toss you off a bridge into a river- I wouldn’t want you near me.”
-Can’t breathe because he’s laughing too hard.
            -Loki, Leonidas, Zeus, Shiva, Raiden, and Buddha
-Couldn’t help but smile, at least you were honest.
            -Odin, Thor, Lu Bu, Kojiro, Poseidon, Hades, Adam, Beelzebub, Nikola, Jack, and Hercules
-Hurt by your lack of willingness to help if they were ever turned into a frog.
            -Ares and Apollo
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luxthestrange · 26 days
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RoR Incorrect quotes#177 ROASTED
Apollo: It's illegal to be more beautiful than me~
Y/n*Walking behind him*Damn, So We're all going to jail?... I CALL DIBS ROOMING WITH KOJIRO OR JACK THE BEAUTIFUL MANS!!~
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praisethesuuun · 11 months
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What do you think RoR characters would be cancelled for? Part 2
Here we go again☀️
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Lu Bu: probably explicit violence and torture, everyday stuff yk...yeah-
Chen Gong: too much simping, like bro, Lu Bu must have reported you for stalking
Adam and Eve: nudism, and by Adam probably also opposition to the forces of order, he even punched the cops
Kojiro: invasion of private property. You will have built a cabin at random in private territory, at least next time check if it's free geez
Heracles: violence against animals, I'm sorry but Hades did not take well the defeat of Cerberus
Shiva: public indecency, explicit violence and more! He got into so many bar fights that he was banned everywhere, and he in return he declared war on every state he was exiled from
Buddha: I don't even waste time listing his crimes; just know that, in case he asks you to go on an adventure with him, LEAVE HIM ALONE AND RUN- He's the type to drag you to jail with him, if one falls the other does too
Hajun: murder, torture, violence.
Qin Shi Huang: reported for irritability. Hades once said: "I give you a super philosophical speech on the life of a ruler, I open my heart to you and you only answer me with "Hăo!"
Beelzebub: this evil fly has more crimes than soul, please officer take him away. Lock him in a cell and throw away the key
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l0sercat · 11 months
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Jack, Hermes, Kojiro, Lu Bu, and Buddha walking in on you humping his pillow
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Jack
Was away for a while but didn't tell you why
You were lonely and needy
So here you were on top of his pillow humping and rubbing yourself on it
He opened the door quietly trying to surprise you he heard noises upstairs
He kept up and heard you moan
He paused and opened the door smirking
There you were humping his pillow like a bitch in heat
He leaned on the doorframe and watch your face contort in pleasure as you cummed all over the pillow
He cleared his throat to signal he was there which startled you making you jump
He walked towards you taking your hands in his and nips on you neck
"You really couldn't last 3days without me?" He chuckles in your ear
He will then proceed to fuck you properly and give you the best head ever
Hermes
Had business with Zeus and Ares so he was gone for a while
When he texted you he'd be home soon so he was surprised when you weren't waiting for him at the door
He walked though the house searching for you
Imagine his surprise when he saw his beloved darling humping his pillow with a flushed face and closed eyes and moaning his name loudly
He smirked and held his chin with his hand and the other on his hip
He noted this in his head for later and just enjoyed the show
When you stopped to catch your breath you saw him standing in the doorway smirking
He gave you a wink and walked up to you and held you down "Couldn't even wait two days, huh?" He kissed along your jaw and gave a peck to your lips "So naughty.." he mumbled and a hand went to play with your sex
He made you cum with his hand before he thrusted himself into you and over stimulate you for hours
Kojiro
Was out training and lost track of time but he knew you would understand but hoped you wouldn't be too mad
He slide open the door and immediately froze when he heard your voice calling his name in bliss
His face heated up and he slowly krept over to you and saw you humping his pillow
His face was red and he started stuttering which alerted you
Your head snapped back and your face was red from pleasure and embarrassment
Kojiro walked closer to you and towered over your figure in a swift movement you were underneath him with him straddling your hips and his hands on each side of your head
His hot breath panned against your face and he licked his lips then he stole your lips with his kissing you sloppily
He patted for air and immediately removed his pants and without warning thrusted into you
He tossed his head back and let out a soft moan, he pulled your legs over his shoulders and picked up the pace; he is going to be fucking you for hours
Lu Bu
He was off fighting and you were left at the camp waiting for him to return
You were waiting for what seemed like forever and you were so needy so you grabbed his pillow and slowly fucked yourself on it and moaned out his name
You pictured yourself riding him instead of his pillow
Lu Bu and his army headed back to the camp, Lu Bu jumped off his horse sighing and rubbing his neck
He opened the tents flap and at first didn't recognize you but looking up he froze for a second and then grinned
He grabbed your shoulder making you yelp
He pinned you underneath him and you could see his cock harden in his pants and you let out a wimper
You were getting wet and really needy "P-please Lu Bu I need you so bad" you squirmed "Your such a needy whore huh?" He said in a low voice
He undid his pants and tore your off and teased you and made you beg for his cock before he thrusted into you at fucked you at an inhuman pace
Buddha
Buddha was away on a trip which left you lonely and needy
You were thinking of him fucking your mouth which got you wet so you did what anyone would do and you humped his pillow
Your moans echoed off the walls of your shared bedroom and your mind blocked out any sounds including the front door opening and Buddha shouting your name
His brow raised and he called your name again which lead to him frowning and brows furrowed
He heard noises from your bedroom and he headed over and opens the door
His lollipop was crushed in his mouth when he saw the sight of you fucking yourself on his pillow
The stick fell out his mouth and he swallowed the bits and grinned "I wasn't even gone long" he said and chuckled
You squealed and you backed up off the pillow
He walked towards you and tugged off his shirt and jacket
He grabbed your ankle and tugged you towards you towards him, he threw your legs over his shoulders and preceded to eat you out for hours, overstimulating you
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monochrome-cropcrown · 3 months
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Winners of Ragnarok
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m3l-moony · 5 months
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IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?
(snv/ror x my oc/persona)
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Mel: *looking at Hrist*
Mel: “I can take her...”
Sasaki: “In a fight, right?”
Mel: *silently drinks her coffee*
Sasaki: “In a fight, RIGHT?!”
(a/n): Tbh, idk why I did this—
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criesinitalics · 1 month
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What Record of Ragnarok characters smell like.
According to what I wrote in my notes app on the 21st of December, 2021. (With comments)
Poseidon: Obviously fish. He’s a fishy boy, just arrived from Greece, landed like fresh tilapia. (This is a Rupaul’s drag race reference, but I have no idea who said this.) Maybe a bit like saltwater?
Adam: I’d say grass but the most likely answer is animal shit. (I mean, he is surrounded by them.)
Eve: Flowers. And animal shit.
Loki: Your ex bf’s sweater, or e-boy perfume.
Raiden: Sweaty rice (???)
Kojiro: Burning wood or forest.
Thor: Your fingers after you touched that static ball that makes your hair stand up.
Buddha: It is cannon that he smells good, best bet flowers and sugar.
Aphrodite: Milk. (I don’t think I was implying anything weird with that either, she just gave that vibe. I probably specifically strawberry milk or rose or champagne would fit better.)
Geir: Teenage anxiety. (god bless her soul.)
Heracles: Also sweat, with a hint of BBQ sauce.
Hemidal: Metal, the good kind. (whatever that means?)
Parvati, Kali, Durga: Smoothies, Cola, Fresh Laundry (In order. I like grouping them together :] )
Socrates: Unidentifiable.
Jesus: Wine, duh.
Confucius: Flower-scented stationary.
Zerofuku (Baby): Puppy breath. (I have no idea what this smells like btw but I heard it’s actually good.)
Zerofuku: Shattered dreams.
Ares: Comedy. (?????)
Zeus: The inside of that one unopened, unwashed water bottle you left on your bedside drawer for awhile.
Brunhilde: She’d kill you before you even get a whiff.
Jack The Ripper: London rain or a tea soaked cigarette.
Odin: Your grandpa’s old army uniform.
Hermes: The inside of a wooden instrument.
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