Poseidon the God of Bottoms

*Telling Pytix why is a good idea for them to marry* Poseidon: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type. Pytix, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Poseidon: Perfect. *** Zeus: I like your top, Poseidon! Pytix, no fucks to give: I have a name, you know. Hera: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this. *** Pytix: *sucking on a popsicle* Asmodeus: Pfft, you practicing for when Poseidon gets here? Pytix: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Akaboshi & Alvah: Nice. Adamas: *Concern* Poseidon: *Turn on* *** Poseidon, trying to be romantic: You look good in that corset. Poseidon: You know where else I'd look good? Pytix, zero hesitation: Your bed. Poseidon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what? *** *After Poseidon is excepcional mean with Adamas and Zeus* Adamas: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? Zeus: What’s up your ass this morning! Pytix: *walks in* ...Hey. Hades: Hmm… nevermind. Poseidon: WAIT NO!

supernatural movie reboot but its a ghostfacers mockumentary about their attempt to make a “serious film” about sam and dean winchester. opens on ed and harry going “CUT!” and the camera pans to a guy that looks kind of like jared padalecki pulling off a party city wig. turns out the finale was actually part of the ghostfacer’s retelling of supernatural. Sam Dean and Castiel spend the entire movie chasing after ed and harry trying to stop the thing being made. (its a huge commercial success and they screen it at the destiel wedding)

“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man

Say whatever you want but Missy explaining Orpheus and Eurydice to Spider while he listens with genuine awe going "woag. Fr?? No shit?? Thats tragic asf waog.." is indeed peak romance and you can't do a thing to change my mind

Hear me out

"you decided to put your dick into the heir to the british throne" zahra says, as she is actively pegging the equerry to the heir to the british throne

Lieutenant Clarabelle my beloved

There’s something to be said about how this illustrates the core of who Wolfwood really is, about how much he cares despite everything, in how he pegs Vash just as fast as Milly--if not even faster.

Design attempts 💥💃

Very important pieces of information that absolutely everyone needs to know and remember

the amount of "i can fix him" energy henry winter (or any other tsh character tbh) produces in people should be studied

status 85% complete unpacking

Ok I've unpacked everything I can without a closet hanger rod, a whole ass wall shelf not yet installed, missing shelf pegs that are currently in my dad's wallet, and no tower PC to speak of (I am not unpacking a single gotdamn cable if I cant plug it into anything that's nuts)

New problem: how do I display an entire bouquet of decorative daggers

I am allowed to put small nails into the wall but only some of these have chains set up

any suggestions? @hellenhighwater I think this is in your wheelhouse??

lemme know in the replies n stuff folks, pls know that my new roommate HAS a 3D printer

being soooo terribly normal about the high socks (© mitsuyama takahiro, suga satoshi, ohyama takahiro)

Gonna make Robin my stay at home husband. He is going to watch the babies while I go out and work. I'm gonna come home to him in an apron and cooking me dinner. I'm 👏 going 👏 to 👏 peg 👏 him 👏

Anon, are you under my bed?

bff household.