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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
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Sanemi: Who want to make 5 bucks?
Muichiro: How?
Sanemi: I need someone to take the fall.
(Y/N), in the background: Oh my god!
Iguro: What did you do?
Sanemi: Yes or no, no questions asked.
(Y/N), in the background: Oh! My! God!
Muichiro: Make it 10.
Sanemi: Done!
(Y/N), in the background: OH MY GOD!
Sanemi: Your a good kid, I GOT HIM HONEY
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It was supposed to be Sanemi x Giyuu but i changed it last second.
#demon slayer#x reader incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#demon slayer incorrect quotes#sanemi shinazugawa#kny sanemi#obanai iguro#kny iguro#muichiro tokito#kny muichiro#sanemi x reader
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Solomon: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Asmo: That's true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Solomon: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
#obey me#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me game#obey me asmodeus#obey me shall we date#obey me solomon#obey me ideas
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A rewrite of my previous post
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Law: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Ace: *Kicks Luffy off the counter*
Sabo: *Helps Luffy up on the couch*
Law: As you can see there are two types of siblings
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Luffy: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Sanji: *Helps Reiju up on the couch*
Doflamingo: *Kicks Rosinante off the counter*
Luffy: As you can see there are two types of siblings
#one piece incorrect quotes#one piece#one piece luffy#one piece sanji#one piece reiju#one piece doflamingo#one piece rosinante#one piece corazon
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Rayleigh: Roger, you're in charge while I'm away.
Roger: Alrigh I'm your man.
Rayleigh: Keep Buggy and Shanks, out of trouble.
Roger: Okay, I'm kinda your man
Rayleigh: And don't do anything stupid.
Roger: You need another man.
#one piece#one piece incorrect quotes#one piece roger#one piece female rayleigh#one piece shanks#one piece buggy#one piece rayleigh
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KILL ALL EMOS KILL THEM NOW HE WASNT A INSPIRING AT ALL AND ZEROFUKU NEVER GOT NIS JUSTICE WHAT THE FUCK I WANR MY JUSTICE IM SCREAMING HERACLES DEAD BUT THAT DONT MEAN JUSTICE GOTTA BE DEAD 😭
#record of ragnorak#shuumatsu no valkyrie#shuumatsu no walkure#snv#ror#ror beelzebub#ror nikola tesla#snv beelzebub#snv nikola tesla
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Loki, after he pranked Thor by painting flowers on Thor's face while he slept.
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Loki: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?
Thor: Once!
Loki:
Loki: No
#record of ragnarok incorrect quotes#record of ragnorak#shuumatsu no walkure#shuumatsu no valkyrie#snv#ror#ror loki#ror thor#snv loki#snv thor
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Qin Shi Huang: What are you, five??
Hades: Yeah, five heads taller than you
Qin Shi Huang: ...
Hades: ...
Qin Shi Huang: ...
Hades: Please don’t kill me
#record of ragnarok#shuumatsu no walkure#shuumatsu no valkyrie#snv#ror hades#record of ragnorak#ror#ror qin shi huang#snv qin shi huang
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!
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Do you? - Heracles x Jack the Ripper
Heracles: *Nudges Jack awake at 4 am*
Heracles: Do you like me?
Jack: I married you.
Heracles: Well, yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a husband? Unclear.
#record of ragnarok#shuumatsu no valkyrie#shuumatsu no walkure#snv#ror heracles#ror jack the ripper#snv heracles#snv jack the ripper#Record of ragnarok incorrect quotes#Shuumatsu no valkyrie incorrect quotes
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Washing Machine - ft. Y/N
Y/N: Hey Tesla
Tesla: Yes?
Y/N: Can a person breath inside a washing machine while it's on?
Tesla:
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Tesla: Where's Beelzebub?
#record of ragnorak#shuumatsu no valkyrie#shuumatsu no walkure#snv#ror nikola tesla#snv nikola tesla#ror beelzebub#snv beelzebub#Record of ragnarok incorrect quotes#Shuumatsu no valkyrie incorrect quotes
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The List - Beelzebub x Y/N
Beelzebub: When have i ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Y/N: Do you want your list in chronological or alphabetical order?
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BABY?! - Hades x Y/N
*It's quiet, Hades and Y/N are sleeping peacefully beside one another*
*Baby crying*
Hades and Y/N: *Shooting up in panic* BABY?!
Hermes: Good morning sleepy heads *Holding his phone*
Hermes: We have a long work day ahead of us, so it is time to get up *Replaying baby cries on his phone*
Hades: Haha~ very well, Hermes
Y/N: *Sweating and gripping their head* 'Oh my fuck i thought i popped another one out'
#record of ragnorak#shuumatsu no valkyrie#shuumatsu no walkure#ror hades#ror hermes#snv hades#snv hermes#hades x y/n#Shuumatsu no valkyrie incorrect quotes#Record of ragnarok incorrect quotes
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One Thing - Beelzebub x Y/N
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Y/N: What is one thing I told you not to do?
Beelzebub: Don't burn the house down.
Y/N: And what did you do?
Beelzebub: Made you dinner.
Y/N: *Raises an eyebrow at him*
Beelzebub:
Beelzebub: ... and burnt the house down.
#record of ragnarok#shuumatsu no valkyrie#shuumatsu no walkure#ror beelzebub#snv beelzebub#beelzebub x you#beelzebub x reader#Shuumatsu no valkyrie incorrect quotes#Record of ragnarok incorrect quotes
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My Idiot - Hades x Qin Shi Huang
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Hades: *Sees stranger doing something stupid*
Hades: What an idiot
Hades: *Realises it's Qin Shi Huang*
Hades: Wait, that's my idiot!
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Plan G - Human Fighters
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Adam: Time for Plan G.
Kojiro Sasaki: Don't you mean Plan B?
Jack the Ripper: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. Adam had to skip plan C due to technical difficulties.
Raiden Tameemon: What about plan D?
Qin Shi Huang: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Nikola Tesla: What about plan E?
Adam: I'm hoping not to use it. Nostradamus dies in plan E.
Lu Bü: I like plan E.
#record of ragnorak#shuumatsu no valkyrie#shuumatsu no walkure#ror#ror adam#ror lu bu#ror sasaki kojiro#ror jack the ripper#ror raiden#ror qin shi huang#ror nikola tesla#Shuumatsu no valkyrie incorrect quotes#Record of ragnarok incorrect quotes
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