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jackiequick · 8 months

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Agents of SHIELD Incorrect Quotes 🔏

-> In other words, Nikolai, Melissa, Marlene and Amelia being idiots ;)

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Maria Hill: Report of your mission with Melissa Wallace.

Marlene: Target was taken out.

Maria Hill: Very go-

Marlene: Then I took her to a lovely restaurant. Candle lit dinner. I proposed by the end of it. She has my last name now.

Maria Hill: I—

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Nikolai: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Marlene: You people already know too much about me.

Melissa: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Amelia: Leave the poor girl alone!

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Marlene: Shit.

Nikolai: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Melissa: OH MY GOD AMELIA FELL OFF!!!

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Amelia: Am I in trouble?

Nikolai: Take a guess.

Amelia: No?

Nikolai: Take another guess.

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Marlene, tending to Nikolai’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Nikolai: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Melissa: Is something burning?

Marlene: Just my love for you.

Melissa: Honey, the toaster is on fire.

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Nikolai: I can explain.

Amelia: Can you?

Nikolai: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Amelia: Someone will die.

Melissa: Of fun!

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Melissa: I turned out perfectly fine!

Marlene: Babe, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Melissa: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Marlene: I prevented a murder today.

Amelia: Really? How’d you do that?

Marlene: Easy. Self control.

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Nikolai: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Melissa: What did you do?

Nikolai: Nobody died.

Melissa: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Nick Fury: I know you snuck out last night, Marlene.

Melissa: Play dumb!

Marlene: Who's Marlene?

Melissa: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Nikolai: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Marlene: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Amelia: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Melissa: Well shit!

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Nikolai: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Amelia: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Nikolai: Absolutely not.

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Melissa: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Marlene: Oh, I’m always running!

Melissa: The question is from what.

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Maria Hill: You know those things will kill you, right?

Nikolai, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Marlene, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Melissa: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Nick Fury: I think we're missing something.

Amelia: Teamwork?

Melissa: Cohesion?

Marlene: Research?

Nikolai: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Amelia: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Marlene: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Nikolai: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Melissa: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Coulson: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Coulson: Anyone d-

Melissa: Depressed?

Nikolai: Drained?

Amelia: Dumb?

Marlene: Disliked?

Coulson: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Marlene: Good morning.

Nikolai: Good morning.

Melissa: Good morning.

Amelia: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Nick Fury: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Amelia: Just like that!

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pollensweetchimera · 10 months

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Ace:it's a white flag,you may as well start waving it right now Nawa.

Nawa, After ace made more problem for Yuu(Aka; her baby) to take care of: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK INFRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER! HIJO DE PUTA!

Ace:...

Trey: Good lord..

#twst incorrect quotes #oc incorrect quotes #my ocs #incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland yuu #twisted wonderland #Twisted Wonderland ace #Twisted Wonderland Trey #Twisted Wonderland Oc

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smollangrycat · 1 year

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Thin Ice

Characters: Jake, Alue’k, Lo’ak

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Jake: “You’re standing on thin ice, son.”

Lo’ak: “I’m standing on the floor.”

Jake: “It’s just an expression.”

Lo’ak: “It’s dirt.”

Jake: …

Lo’ak: …

Alue’k: …

Jake: “Don’t you dare laugh, Alue’k.”

#jake sully #avatar oc #ocs #oc #daughter oc #lo’ak #incorect quote #avatar incorrect quotes #oc incorrect quotes #funny stuff

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galaxywing-has-adhd · 1 month

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avastor family part 2

Hunter: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Alastor:

Alastor : son, are you alright?

Hunter: *sobs*

Wendi: Where’s Hunter?

Artemis: Around.

Wendi: Around?

Wendi: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Hunter, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

Artemis: Look, dad! It's the good Kush!

Alastor: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?

Ava: Al , you’re in charge!

Artemis: dad, can we start a fire?

Alastor: Darn, the power went out.

Hunter: Don’t worry dad, I got this.

Hunter: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Alastor: What-?

Hunter: I swallowed a glow stick!

Alastor, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Wendi: I have a plan.

Alastor: I have the hospital and your mother on speed dial.

Hunter: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Hunter: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.

Alastor: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Ava:

Alastor: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Ava: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

Alastor and Artemis: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Alastor: We need an adult!

Artemis: dad, you are an adult!

Alastor: We need an adultier adult! Get your mother!

Alastor: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Hunter: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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just-a-lazy-ghost · 1 month

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Naruto: What happens when you drink the potion?

Kiba: After you drink it... You turn into "ligma".

Hinode, appearing out of nowhere: What's "ligma"?

/'Murders' plays in the background

#oc incorrect quotes #naruto incorrect quotes #oc stuff #au #naruto oc #naruto uzumaki #kiba inuzuka #naruto fanfiction

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marauders-peace · 2 months

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Loving lies incorrect quotes

Masterlist Prologue - - - Part 7

So... I realized that my characters in my story don't have many moments. I can't write all the moments i would like to so i made something like behind the scenes for you, so you can connect with these characters. And for fun all of these are canon in my story.

It was only a little idea and I hope you will enjoy these <3

Maya and Lydia

Maya: You're ignoring all your problems. Lydia: I know. Maya: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism? Lydia: I'm ignoring that fact as well. Maya:

Lydia: You know me, Maya, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Maya: What? Lydia: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

Maya: Can you keep a secret? Lydia: Do you know anything about my love life? Maya: No, I don't. Good point.

Maya: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the black lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Lydia: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

Maya: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while class, so instead I have every morning Lydia saying ‘we need to talk after class.’ It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Seraph and Sirius

Seraph : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Sirius: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Seraph : You two suck together. Sirius: That's not constructive criticism.

Seraph : Quick! You must come with me! Your in great danger! Sirius: Why?! Seraph : Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.

Seraph: Is this mistletoe? Sirius: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Seraph: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Sirius: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Seraph and Leander

Seraph: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Leander: … Seraph: Oh, right. The lying.

Leander: Come to think of it… You’ve always been nice to me. Leander: I mean, you listen to all my problems- Seraph: No, Leander I just simply stand here while you talk, there’s a big difference.

Leander: Why are you like this?? Seraph: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Leander: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here. Leander: And if you don't well then fuck you. Leander: I'm looking at you, Seraph, you jealous mop.

Seraph: Wait you like me? For my personality? Leander: I know, I was surprised too.

Seraph: Dammit, Leander, you ruined everything between me and Sirius! Leander: You’re welcome.

Seraph and (y/n)

Seraph: Whisky, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. (Y/n): Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Seraph: Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you. (Y/n): Thanks, Seraph! Seraph: It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

Seraph: You’re overthinking this. (Y/n): You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Seraph. What if I’m underthinking?

Lydia and friends

Lydia: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

Lydia: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Lydia: How late were you up last night? Luis & Luke, in tandem: Me? Lydia: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Lydia, (thinking Maya was on a date) to Maya: You.

Luis: What's worse than a heartbreak? Lydia: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Luis: Hey, what are you reading? Luke: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself. Luis: Impressive! I must have it for myself! Maya: So it’s just a Notebook? Luke: It’s just a Notebook.

Luis: Something tells me Lydia's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Lydia, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Maya isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

Luis: For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home if you were asleep or drunk. But then we got rid of the horse. Luke: You complete moron. You stupid fucking idiot. "Cars would be better if they could bite and shit" – that was you just now, dumbass. Luke: "Wouldn't it be cool if cars could piss? Wouldn't it be cool if cars could fuck?" Fuck off. Maya: It would be cool if cars could fuck. Lydia: We... We still have horses.

Sirius and Leander

Sirius : Why can’t we all just get along? Leander: Because most of us are assholes, Sirius.

Sirius: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Leander: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Leander: Let’s not Sirius this into a worse situation than it already is. Sirius: Did you just use my name as a verb?

Leander, to Sirius: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

Slytherin friend group

Damien: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Phina: No, I said "Damien, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

Damien: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Phina : Um…Neat. later Phina , lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Leander. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Leander, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Phina . Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Seraph kissed me at the lake? Phina : Didn't you thank her? Leander: closes the book and looks at the ceiling I fucking thanked her.

Seraph: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Seraph: Cassie, where’s your report card? Cassie: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don’t have it anymore. Seraph: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie? Cassie: What lie? Seraph: That you have friends.

Seraph: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.

Seraph: I am literally evil incarnate. Seraph: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Seraph: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

Phina: Seraph has no idea I’m high. Seraph: You’re high? Phina: Oh, I’m sorry. Phina, leaning over to Cassie: Seraph has no idea I’m high.

Seraph: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Seraph lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Leander: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me. Damien: But they said not to touch the masterpieces. Leander: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall. Seraph, on a walkie talkie: This is Seraph, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Damien, putting his hands over Phina's eyes: Guess who! Phina: It's either Damien or the cold, clammy hands of death. Damien, putting hishands away: It's Damien! Phina: Dammit.

Leander: I’m gonna die alone. Cassie: Leander, you’re not gonna die alone. Leander: Seraph, was my safety net, okay? She and Sirius got together and now I have to get a snake. Damien: Uh-huh. Why is that? Leander: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Leander: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Leander: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

Damien, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Seraph: Can I go to the bathroom? Damien, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

Damien: Am I right, Leander? Leander: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Phina: Hey, Seraph, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Seraph: Yeah. Phina: And you, Leander? Leander: Umm… yes? Phina: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Leander: Did she just-

Bonus:

Lydia, pointing at seraph: I hate her. Maya: I don't like her either but why do you hate her? Lydia: She is in every single chapter. Even the short ones! I just have one long conversation with the protagonist. Just one in which I tell her secrets we share! Maya: You have what. Lydia: You don't? Leander: At least you have conversations with the protagonist! I only have one in which I destroy her self-esteem and get in a fight with Sirius! Damien: Please don't complain about that. Luke: At least you had more than two sentences. Phina: I had literally no conversation with the protagonist. I only made fun of them. I only interact with Seraph and Cassie. Leander: At least I have many interactions with Seraph. Phina: Fuck you. Cassie: Wait you guys said something?Phina: Shut up. Cassie: Sorry. Seraph: What are you talking about? Lydia: Nothing. Seraph: Are the side characters fighting? Maya: Please, piss off. Seraph, laughing: I'm so relieved I'm not a side character. Luis: Well I was in two stories just saying. Seraph: Fuck you. Laughing in the distance. Sirius: Amateurs.

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flowersarefreetherapy · 10 months

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Used this generator for some incorrect quotes! now you all get to share in my brainrot

Thad: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

Star: *is throwing stones at Ezra's window* Ezra: You have a phone for a reason, Star! *THUD* Ezra: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

Daniel, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Ezra: Star's in the kitchen.

Robin: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Thad: Yes. Robin: I love you. Thad: It back. *Later* Star: Why is Robin crying face-down on the floor?

Ezra: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

Ezra: We both look very handsome tonight. Daniel: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Ezra: I couldn't take that chance.

Robin: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

Daniel: What goes up but never comes down? Robin: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

Robin, teaching Daniel to drive: Okay, what does a green light mean? Daniel: Go! Robin: A red light? Daniel: Stop! Robin: And what about a yellow light? Daniel: If you floor it, you can make it! Robin: …No—

Tagging (only if you want to!) @eatyourdamnpears @for-the-love-of-angst @whumpcereal @whump-card @justplainwhump @soheavyaburden and anyone else who wants to join!

#marz actually talks #my ocs #incorrect oc quotes #oc incorrect quotes #thad #robin #star my beloved #ezra my boy #daniel the protector

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jasmariswonderland · 3 months

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*Ace, Deuce, and Grim are sitting on a bench*

Yuulan: Why do you guys look so sad?

Ace: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Yuulan sits down*

Grim: The bench is freshly painted.

#twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst ace #twst grim #oc: yuulan #oc incorrect quotes #oc shitpost #memes and things

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queenie-the-court-jester · 1 month

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oc incorrect quotes #8

*cotton ate all of y/n's food and left his "love milk" all over their pillow case*

y/n: I should have left you outside in the snow.

Cotton: but ya didn't >:}

#ocs #yandere x reader #yandere x darling #queenie writes #queenie ocs #yandere #yandere male #yandere male x reader #male yandere #male yandere x reader #Yandere boyfriend #Cotton the bunny #Yandere bunny hybrid #Yandere hybrid #oc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Yandere oc #yandere oc x reader #Yandere x you

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claritys-silly-things · 26 days

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Various incorrect quotes I usually have to edit to have the right character dynamics

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Cherri: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Angel.

Angel: I hate myself.

Cherri: Alright, square up.

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Alastor: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Husk: Please, just say fuck.

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Lucifer: Hey Adam, Lilith just broke my apple-shaped lamp.

Adam: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Lucifer: Okay, you win.

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Applebee's Waiter: What would you like to order?

Pentious: I'll take the apple.

Applebee's Waiter: We don't actually sell apples.

Pentious, visibly frightened: Ok then... I'll have the bees...

(not edited)

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Ritz: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

Nella: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!

(“Whaddup I’m Nella, I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read”)

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Husk: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Angel: Jokes on them. I'll ruin his fucking life.

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Molly: Sorry if I'm bothering you...

Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?

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burningrosesbythesea · 4 months

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Damian and Akira again bc I have issues

Akira, throwing his head into Damian's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Damian, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

. . .

Robin: This bloodline ends with me. Green Reaper: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

and then they proceed to have Milo so-

. . .

Akira, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy. Damian: I will short out the language center of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Robin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Reaper! Green Reaper: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

the kicker is that they're both wearing masks

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Green Reaper: Fight me! Robin, standing behind him and holding a sword: mouths Do not.

. . .

Green Reaper: We’re having a moment, aren’t we? Robin: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

. . .

Akira: Hey, Damian, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Damian: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Akira: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Damian: Can't really say I have. Akira: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Damian: Sorry, Akira. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

. . .

#original character #damian wayne #dc robin #damian wayne x oc #dc batman #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #oc #oc incorrect quotes #dc universe

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purpleprincessonfyre · 21 days

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And now for your entertainment @ethan-lensherr

Shit Me and Ethan say as a Couple!

Feat. @ethan-lensherr with special mention to @ask-missparker, @askstevella and @wizzzardofoz

Ethan: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? *clearly flirting*

Liane: ...*oblivious* Have you never taken a shower before?

💜

Waiter: What would you like?

Ethan: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Liane: *blushes*

Ethan: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

Liane: *sighs lovingly*

💚

Ethan: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Liane: Lilacs, why?

Ethan:

Liane: Were you going to get me flowers?

Ethan:

Liane:

Ethan: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

💜

Ethan: Is something burning?

Liane, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Ethan: Liane, the toaster is literally on fire.

💚

Liane: We both look very hot tonight.

Ethan: You know, if you'd just said that I looked hot, I would have said, "So do you."

Liane: I couldn't take that chance.

Ethan: You are lucky I love you.

💜

Ethan: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Liane: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Ethan, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Stella: *spits out her drink from across the room* WhAt?!

Steve: *snickering*

💚

Ethan: Goodnight to the love of my life, Liane, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Cole: He's still not over me stealing his food, is he?

Mia: Doesn't sound like it.

Liane: *giggling like a teenager*

💜

Ethan, arriving to a Mission Briefing: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Liane, lipstick smudged, dress askew: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

💚

Liane: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Ethan: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

💜

Ethan: Did it hurt when you fell-

Liane: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Ethan: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Liane: ...

Ethan: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

💚

Ethan: You got a date yet Liane?

Liane: No...

Ethan: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

💜

Ethan: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Liane: It was autocorrect.

Ethan: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Liane: Yes.

💚

Ethan: I’m in love with you.

Liane: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Ethan: I know.

Liane: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

💜

Ethan: I like your new pants!

Liane: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Ethan: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Liane: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Ethan: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Liane: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ethan.

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Liane: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Ethan: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Liane: Stop.

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Liane: Talk dirty to me~

Ethan: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Liane: Wha-

Ethan: The economy is in shambles.

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Ethan: That was so hot, Liane.

Liane: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Ethan: I'm so in love with you.

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Ethan: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Liane: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Ethan: That one. I want that one.

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