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clarity2electricboogaloo · 3 months

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Got me kicking my feet and giggling and shit I can’t 😔

I’m gonna implode

#clarity speaks #shitpostss #hazbin #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin husker #huskerdust #hazbin spoilers #husk x angel dust #angelhusk #angel x husk

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claritys-silly-things · 24 days

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Various incorrect quotes I usually have to edit to have the right character dynamics

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Cherri: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Angel.

Angel: I hate myself.

Cherri: Alright, square up.

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Alastor: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Husk: Please, just say fuck.

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Lucifer: Hey Adam, Lilith just broke my apple-shaped lamp.

Adam: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Lucifer: Okay, you win.

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Applebee's Waiter: What would you like to order?

Pentious: I'll take the apple.

Applebee's Waiter: We don't actually sell apples.

Pentious, visibly frightened: Ok then... I'll have the bees...

(not edited)

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Ritz: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

Nella: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!

(“Whaddup I’m Nella, I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read”)

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Husk: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Angel: Jokes on them. I'll ruin his fucking life.

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Molly: Sorry if I'm bothering you...

Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?

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clarityroses · 2 months

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Tell them to leave what the flip man

This is literally on an “essay” performance task lmao

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oceanside-story · 28 days

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Hey guys! I’m gonna be jumping off MY STAIRS because I hit 5 FOLLOWERS on this tumblr!

Like, I’ve never got more.

/ref

#this came to my mind and there is literally no reason other than I have 5 followers here #hell yeah #clarity speaks #shitpost #shitpostss #5 followers #slay guys

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beans-in-your-socks · 6 months

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ok so like apparently this is controversial but I really like 2 minute noodles with a fuck ton of ketchup and cheese. All my friends say I’m feral for eating it but it’s SOO GOOD

#Noodles #ketchup #vee shitpostss

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mdr-reikas · 1 year

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Hdhsjfjdi WHY am I like thissss??? This was supposed to be my art blog not random shitpostss wtfff. I think I have to make a proper art blog again now. For fucks sake.

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levtuve · 4 years

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