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claritys-silly-things · 1 month

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Various incorrect quotes I usually have to edit to have the right character dynamics

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Cherri: I'm going to fight the next person who insults Angel.

Angel: I hate myself.

Cherri: Alright, square up.

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Alastor: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Husk: Please, just say fuck.

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Lucifer: Hey Adam, Lilith just broke my apple-shaped lamp.

Adam: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Lucifer: Okay, you win.

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Applebee's Waiter: What would you like to order?

Pentious: I'll take the apple.

Applebee's Waiter: We don't actually sell apples.

Pentious, visibly frightened: Ok then... I'll have the bees...

(not edited)

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Ritz: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

Nella: *laughs* Book recommendation? I can’t read!

(“Whaddup I’m Nella, I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read”)

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Husk: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Angel: Jokes on them. I'll ruin his fucking life.

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Molly: Sorry if I'm bothering you...

Surgeon: How do you keep waking up and saying that?

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clarityroses · 3 months

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Random stuffs I have

New bat character is ritzelle/ritzel because I refuse to have normal names for anyone

Now there’s bayla nella Aleena (the only normal one smh) and ritzelle

I love my hazbin ocs

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claritys-silly-things · 2 months

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Ritz: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Angel, snickering: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

#clarity speaks #hazbin hotel oc #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin oc #oc incorrect quotes #hazbin incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #oc and canon #hazbin ritzelle #angel hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #the creatures of my brain

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claritys-silly-things · 2 months

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A collection of various incorrect quotes bc I’m having fun

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Vaggie: Why don’t you go talk to them?

Bayla, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Vaggie: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Bayla: She could hear me.

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Vaggie: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".

Bayla: I see you're passing on your name.

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Ritz: I've noticed that ever since I had COVID, coke (the soda) tastes gross.

Cherri: Thanks for clarifying.

Angel: Coke (the powder) still taste fine?

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*Cherri drunkenly wanders around the house and Ritz is drunkenly giggling*

Angel, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Nella.

Nella, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

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(Canon to my fic basically if I ever get to that point lol)

Nella: Count me in!

Ritz: Who the hell are you?!

Nella: Oh, you know my “brother!” He works for Val.

Ritz: Oh yeah, Angel! How is he doing?

Nella: Oh yeah, not too good. He’s been at this hotel for the past like 6 months. Went clean.

Cherri: What the hell, he didn't tell us!

Ritz: I’m…sort of also there, Cherri.

Nella: Same.

Cherri, to herself: Why tf are my friends all lame??…Now I gotta go to this boring ass hotel

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Ritz: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Angel: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Nella: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Cherri: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Nella: *flips the board*

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Vaggie: What do you want then?

Nella: Er… something work related.

Vaggie: What department is this?

Nella: Sorry?

Vaggie: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?

Nella: *looks at Ritz and Bayla* Some sort of homosexual department?

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Lucifer: I feel so burnt out.

Nella: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Lucifer: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Nella: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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Early Season 1 Husk: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Early Season 1 Husk: *upends the bottle*

Okay that’s enough of that

Have fun figuring out my hazbin oc’s personalities and dynamics from this

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claritys-silly-things · 2 months

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Ritz: *running towards Bayla with open arms*

Bayla: *moves out of the way*

Ritz: Hey, why'd you move?!

Bayla: I thought you were going to attack me.

Ritz: I was going to hug you!

Bayla: Why would you hug me?

Ritz: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!

#bayla’s got them exterminator instincts smh #hazbin incorrect quotes #oc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #oc ship #bayelle #hazbin bayla #hazbin ritzelle #clarity speaks #hazbin hotel oc #hazbin hotel #hazbin #the creatures of my brain

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claritys-silly-things · 2 months

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Bayla: Ritz, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Ritz, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

It’s funny because their height difference is like

(Ritz is a bat. Smol.)

#clarity’s arts #clarity speaks #hazbin incorrect quotes #oc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the creatures of my brain #hazbin bayla #hazbin hotel oc #hazbin ritzelle #oc artwork #hazbin oc #oc lore #oc posting #oc sketch #bayelle

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