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Spent a few days making her, and I think this is the most blue I've ever used for a character since my first actually original character-
#anthro#scalie#blue#furry art#oc art#original character#outer space#artwork#digital art#actually an excessive amount of blue#I can smell the simping from a mile away#artists on tumblr#digital arwork#suggestive#built like a refrigerator#void's art
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Like anything miles 1610. I feel like everyone is writing for miles 42 and forgetting about the og!
midnight cravings - miles morales
SUMMARY: texts at 3am + a mcdonalds notif = a recipe for chaos
WORD COUNT: 561
A/N: i love midnight snacking. mcdonalds always hits harder at 2 in the morning! also sorry i keep writing miles in like situations where he isnt usually 100% Himself (sleepy, sick) so um,.. i will get to a proper one soon
WARNINGS: nothing seriously bad just fluff, food i guess, reader doesn't know miles is spiderman, reader is highkey a simp
"Ugh..."
You wake up with a groan, rubbing your eyes and assessing your surroundings. Noticing the still-dark environment surrounding you, you reach out for your phone which was on the bedside table.
2:42 AM. The phone lights blare onto your face, causing you to squint. As you scroll through your notifications, two catch your eye— a text bubble from Miles sent a few minutes ago, and a promo from McDonalds for their new meal.
Miles’ message was rather cryptic, and a normal person wouldn’t understand what “ruawkkekkrkx” meant. But a few months of these kind of typos (which meant Miles was either on patrol or barely awake), and one learns the language.
On the other hand, the McDonalds notif… if it was a propaganda technique, it was definitely working on you. You click on the advertisement, and damn did that chicken burger look good…
You decide to go back to Miles’ text. After opening the app and keyboard, your fingers feel too heavy to type… so you tap on the call button instead.
After exactly three rings, he picks up; in place of his normally spunky voice was a low, raspy one.
“Hey. You good? What’s with the random call?” Damn, his voice was unintentionally sultry as hell. Would it be weird if you started screen recording? He wouldn't know, right?
Ahem. Anyway.
"Oh, I'm fine, a little hungry though. I just didn't wanna type. Um, nice voice by the way." You hear a chuckle through the screen.
"So, you hungry? I mean, I could like, get you a snack or whatever."
"It is literally 3 in the morning right now." Though you expressed disapproval at what he said, your facial muscles tugged into a smile.
"Whatchu want?"
One link to a McDonalds meal later, you're patiently waiting in a now dimly lit room, phone in hand and still in bed. You decide to watch a show while waiting.
You're midway through your show, engrossed in a particular fight scene when you hear your window open with a click. Your fight or flight senses kick in, and you jump out of your bed and grab your phone and lamp (it's the nearest weapon, so...).
You watch as a dark figure comes out of the window in fear, you are ready to swing your lamp and dial your nearest police station when the figure raises both their hands in the air, to signify peace...?
The person pulls up their mask to show their face, one that you'd instantly recognize anywhere.
"Miles!"
You drop everything and sprint to his arms— literally nothing, not even a meteor, could stop you at that moment from wrapping yourself around his lean figure. Miles places his hands on your back, and the two of you relish in each other's presence.
You wish the two of you could stay like that forever, but the enticing smell of a chicken burger and drink eventually draw your attention towards it and you pull away from him.
"Can we talk about how the hell you got to my window with me living in the 21st floor? I seriously thought that the moment you clicked open the window was going to be my last for a few seconds."
Miles smiles and slightly bites his lips, and God forbid the kinds of things you would do for this man.
"Maybe over a chicken burger?"
a/n: to be completely honest i cringed so hard typing this fanfic but i just need to finish it so i hope none of you umm.. feel what im feeling rn at my own writing...
#atsv#across the spiderverse#spiderman: across the spiderverse#itsv#spiderman: into the spiderverse#spiderverse#atsv x reader#miles x reader#miles morales x reader#miles morales x you#miles morales x y/n#miles morales fluff#miles morales imagines#miles 1610
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At Thor's and Jane's house; quite a few miles away from the Avengers compound...
Snow flakes dance outside of the window. Fairy lights are everywhere. The smell of Christmas wafts through the house.
Jane & Y/N: standing in the kitchen and preparing dinner, as the lines of Ed Sheeran's & Elton John's 'Merry Christmas' sound through the rooms
Thor: rummages through the closet in the bedroom upstairs; searching for the santa hat while he tries to squeeze his muscular legs inside the red trousers of his costume
Frigga: sits on the sofa beside Odin; holding her newest grandson Erik; eyes glittering with love
Eisa & Ella: trying to teach their grandfather how to play Paw Patrol Uno
Eisa, giggling: No, grandpa, you can't play the reverse card now.
Odin, completely confused: Why can I not?
Ella, giggling as well: Because you are not allowed to. Eisa played the skip card. points at it
Odin, shaking his head: By the Norns... What a devious game...
Ella & Eisa (and even Frigga): trying to suppress the giggles
Loki: is on his way to the kitchen, in order to show his wife how he dressed up Narfi
Loki: Come on, little man, let's show your mama how sweet you look.
Narfi: wears a Christmas elf costume with the cutest green hat on top of his tiny raven locks
Narfi: Narfi elf! giggles
Loki: chuckles Yes, buddy. You're a cute, little Christmas elf.
Loki: Darling, look at our little Frost Giant.
Y/N: eyes widen as she sees Narfi
Y/N, laughing: Oh my, babe! He looks soo cute!
Y/N: takes the little boy in her arms
Y/N: You look so cute, sweetie. smooches Narfi's cheek
Jane: can't help but laugh as well
Jane: He's the sweetest elf I've ever seen. boops her nephew's nose
Loki: just smiles; enjoys to spend the most wonderful time of the year with his whole family
divider by @jiyaxedits
a/n: Christmas greetings from the Baby Fever universe! 😉🎅🏻🎄🤍
PS. I couldn't resist to pick this song. Sorry. 👀🤭
Baby Fever Crew: @lady-rose-moon @muddyorbsblr @chennqingg @smolvenger @alexakeyloveloki @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @jennyggggrrr @stupidthoughtsinwriting @eleniblue @loz-3 @mishkatelwarriorgoddess @fictive-sl0th @iamlokisgloriouspurpose @lovingchoices14 @glitchquake @lokidbadguy @icytrickster17 @mandywholock1980 @november-rayne @xthatpottahfanx @simping-for-marvel @lou12346789 @aagn360 @anukulee @multifandom-worlds @hisredheadedgoddess28 @vbecker10 @jaidenhawke @km-ffluv @lokiforever @crimson25 @kimanne723 @cakesandtom @buttercupcookies-blog @salvinaa @javagirl328 @noideakitten @zombiesnips-blog @dustychinchilla74 @frzntrx @lokisgoodgirl @princess-ofthe-pages @coldnique @asgards-princess-of-mischief @lokisrealpurpous @huntedmusicgardenn
#the baby fever au#loki x reader#loki laufeyson#loki#loki x female reader#loki x you#loki fanfiction#tom hiddleston x reader#loki fluff#loki x y/n#loki laufeyson x reader#Spotify
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i have come to ask for headcanons about rin because this rin simp is very stressed and in need of distraction. 🛐 THANK U IF U EVER FULFILL THIS
ofc! sorry i’m late, i’ve been thinking about this.
Itoshi Rin - NSFW Headcanons
cw // reader is a girl/or simply referred to using feminine words and pronouns
- rin’s the type of guy to get red in the face when you flirt with him. very much a tsundere who secretly fantasizes about you. the type of freak to huff a jacket you lent him in his room because he thinks you smell so good <3
- he loves hates when you smack his ass or grab a handful. you’ll get a surprised yelp from him and this seemingly stone cold boy will be falling all over himself trying to recover
- rin has a fat ass 100%. muscle toned but perky and plump in the right places and he’s so embarrassed when you point it out because how can you just SAY that?! what if he said he was staring at your ass all the time? it was true, but of course he wouldn’t say that!
- he’s so possessive despite treating you like you’re a bother in public all the time. he’s not above getting in fights, especially if it’s over you. he doesn’t have time for this bullshit, if someone gets too flirty and handsy with you he’s the first to pull out the “what are you doing with my girl?” that always tends to scare guys off given his physique despite his pretty face, and at the very least it makes you swoon. he loves it when you look at him like you’re in love with him, like you’re attracted to him.
- it’s like a drug. he can’t keep himself away from you when you’re seriously looking at him so intimately. throw yourself all over him as much as you want, he’s calling you a brat and telling you to let him practice, but flutter your lashes up at him and he feels like his knees are keeling.
- it’s not even like rin is a super sentimental guy! he’s definitely way more serious about his feelings than he lets on, and he is his fair share of sentimental, but he’s defiling you in his mind half the time. unfortunately, he’s got it bad, and it’s because of the former that he feels the latter. he wasn’t even interested in you at first. he was expressionless without a single breath being wasted on you every time you flirted with him (because you’d have to to get his damn attention), but one time you got shoved by another player ending up in his chest, yelping cutely as you crumpled into him. that’s when it hit him that oh, you’re much softer than he expected, and oh, he liked to hear you sound so pitiful.
- rin has had his fair share of shame over his fantasies. yes, he has tied you up, yes he’s handcuffed you, yes, he’s still embarrassed. he likes hurting you, but not inflicting pain on you. rather scaring you into submission, like you’re a little bunny rabbit for him to devour like a coyote. so cute making you squeal, so cute when you can’t shut your stupid slutty mouth…<3 he’s drooling at the thought
- rin’s never beaten sae in a fist fight but there’s a first time for everything, and that first time will 100% come if sae’s eyes linger on you for two seconds instead of just one, or he raises his left eyebrow at you or his right. if no one else gets to have you except him, sae is forbidden from ever even uttering your first name. who knows, maybe sae will have to call you by your last name, itoshi, in a few years.
- speaking of which can you imagine fucking on your honeymoon, or the night of your wedding? he’s feral, ripping your underwear with his teeth, bruising your thighs and marking your neck up for all your close relationships to see.
- rin prioritizes after care wordless, throwing a bottle of water to you, grabbing you some of his clothes to change into, washing your hair in the shower even. if you get an inch, you get a mile with him. you have special privileges. it’s why he holds your hand when he notices you walking a little too slowly and getting caught up in a crowd behind him, or he ties your shoelaces for you when he notices them untied, or why he leaves your favorite order from the bakery down the street at your door, or-
- rin is madly in love with you and he’s so so serious about always needing to touch you or vice versa </3 gotta claim his territory
#itoshi rin#my work#blue lock#bllk#bluelock#rambling#ブルーロック#not sfw#blue lock rin#blue lock x reader#blue lock x y/n
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Sneak peek of the new oc I'm working on!!
Nicholas Maverick Hammond!
I love his eyes! Anyway this is going to take me a while to finished, hopefully less than two day though so stay tuned! °^°
I can smell the simps and anons fast approaching from a mile away 💀
#boiling potato#oc#my oc#my oc Nicholas#Nicholas Hammond#Nicholas Maverick Hammond#unintroduced oc#art#my art#digital art#oc art#sneak peek#wip#work in progress
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*SNIFFS* I can smell the macaque simps from 100 miles away when you post something hot about macaque🗣🗣🤨🤨
And also have this
<3
Ooo pretty :0
Also yes, we have a fair amount of simps and they are well fed :3c
~Melody
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my friend and i simp over some of the same characters and sometimes i'll just straight up throw a mini fanfic at them so i decided i'll start posting some of them here! my requests are open by the way, i'm just waiting until i get a bit more to answer them all in bulk :))
there's more parts now; 2, 3 & 4
a bit of a forewarning, this isn't written to be neat, its just a silly thing i wrote up in a span of like an hour over discord that i pasted here and edited a bit so LOL
i have been reading a lot of college/roommate aus and suddenly thought of a silly cliche plot that would be a fun trope for scaramouche
two people who absolutely despise each other being forced to be roommates (for the time being..... maybe)
SO LET'S SET THE SCENE.
to start, imagine college au; you decide to stay in the dorms for convenience. the college had announced that a large section of the dorms were being renovated so whatever room you got you had to be grateful for until you were able to request room changes.
it didn't seem like a problem for you! i mean, how bad could it be? if you got a less than ideal room you could handle it for the week or two the renovation would be happening.
to your surprise, the issue wasn't the room... but the roommate.
YOU SEE. SCARA IS A PRICK. this is nothing you didn't know already, but in this AU he is even more mean to you especially for whatever reason. from the moment he opened his mouth near you he's been at the top of your shit-list and will probably remain there for all of eternity.
so when you found out he was the person you had to share a room with until renovations were over????? oh boy...
you only found out the moment he stepped through the door and you two made eye contact.
it was like the world froze once you recognized each other, and then before you knew it you're both bolting out of the door to find a staff member, shoving each other out of the way to get there first.
unfortunately, he wins, and the poor employee he chased down looked terrified.
you catch up with him shortly after and immediately demand a room change, to which he agrees,
"i refuse to share a room with THEM!"
you scoff at him, "well one of us is gonna have to stay in that room! and it's not gonna be me! you already contaminated the room by breathing near it!"
"it's not gonna be me either, all of your gross belongings have already touched everything!"
"my belongings aren't gross, you're one to talk! i can smell you from a mile away!"
and the poor employee is just silently watching like
Ò_Ó???
before saying that they can't do anything about it due to the building's current state. they suggested one of you stay in a hotel for a while!
but you're both broke college students so that's out of the question
SO you both decide to split the dorm in half and make absolutely no eye contact whatsoever, and you can't cross the imaginary line unless its for the kitchen or the bathroom and that's it. this will be your life for about 2 weeks. can't be so bad! it's easy enough!!
no it's absolutely not why are you lying to yourself........... it's miserable.
HE'S SO LOUD.
ON PURPOSE.
he's messy on purpose,
he throws his garbage on your side of the dorm on purpose,
he's an ASSHOLE.
so, one day, you start being one too!! he deserves it!!
you throw empty water bottles at him while he sleeps, hitting him in the head. he wakes up after the third bottle smacks him in the face and sits up to glare at you, just to see you sitting on your bed with a ton of trash beside you.
"what the hell are you doing."
"try to sleep, scara. i dare you."
he tosses the bottles back at you, but you block them with your pillow that you had conveniently placed on the side without all of the trash.
damn, you've come prepared!
he resorts to throwing his pillow at you, which effectively knocks you in the face because it's much heavier than an empty bottle of water.
"hey! what was that for?!"
"why are you asking me? you're the one who was throwing trash at me in the first place! mph--"
you toss his pillow back at him, cutting him off,
"now i'm throwing pillows too!"
then, in the blink of an eye, he's standing up from his bed with a pillow in hand. you copy and quickly grab yours too as he steps over the invisible line to hit you.
but you meet him in the middle and strike first! and suddenly you're having a pillow fight with this prick!!! but... you're having a good time?? you're laughing and he's adorning his own mischievous smile??? WOAH. IMPOSSIBLE. WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS.
you manage to shove him back to his own side, pushing him far enough that he trips over the side of the bed and lands on it. you stand over him triumphantly, tossing your pillow on his chest for good measure, "hah! i win!"
"you cheated, that's what you did," he grumbles, annoyed that he lost but too exhausted to get back up.
you yawn and collapse on top of him, your head hitting the pillow that you threw at his chest and he attempts to shove you off, "get off of me, idiot, go to your own bed!"
"no, it's covered in trash."
"who's fault is that? go clean it!"
"but i'm tiiirreeeddd."
"ugh. whatever."
you can't see it, but his face is burning red and his heart is racing faster than he's comfortable with as he places his hand on your head and closes his own eyes, drifting off to sleep.
maybe sharing a room with someone you don't like isn't such a bad thing anymore...
#scaramouche x reader#genshin impact x reader#gender neutral reader#gn!reader#gn reader#genshin scaramouche x reader#fluff
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Xue yang: hey morning guys. Now pay up.
Mingjue: bold of you! Take it.
Su she: just take the candy.
Before you start throwing a tantrum.
Mo xuanyu: *hands him candy*
Yao: here Chengmei.
Xue yang: thank you, Jiggybun!
Yao: and I'm paying for A-ling too.
Jinling: thanks xiao shushu!!
Jingyi: so childish.
Xue yang: *reaches into Jingys pouch, then snatched a few sweets*
Jingyi: heyy!! That's assault!
Xue yang: Noo. It's A-Sugar.
Mingjue: oh my god *tensely massages forehead*
Sizhui: here you go, Xue laoshi.
Xichen: here.
Xue yang: thank you everyone! Now to piss off Dage.
Mingjue: why? You very presence pisses me off.
Xue yang: but I should do it some more right! *grin*
Xue yang: Dage do you shave? Are you and Lan Lips a thing?
Mingjue: don't make me knock you out!
Xue yang: woww. Dage. That's kinda cute.
Mingjue: *becoming furious*
Yao: Dage, forgive Chengmei. He's a mischievous person.
Mingjue: YOU KEEP PROTECTING HIM!!!
Mingjue: and xue yang, why do you keep saying that xichen is in trouble.
Xue yang: I didn't say that he was in trouble this time. I said that he was horribly drunk and needed help.
Xichen: I was what??
Su she: lol!
Xue yang: then why did you stay once again, Dage? You're into it aren't you. I meant, into the class. Be Innocent.
Mingjue: the door always locks behind me. And, I'm also doing observation, to get into my enemy's mind.
Xue yang: awwww. You think I'm smart.
Mingjue: someone give me something to hit him with!!
Su she: break it up!!!
Xue yang: Minshan. How would dage and I break up when we're not dating?
Mingjue: *throws a scroll at him*
Xue yang: docs.
Yao: omg Chengmei are you alright?!
Su she: your aim is so bad, Chifeng zun.
Mingjue: *death stare*
Xue yang: try to hit me again.
Su she to xy: idiot! Stay out of trouble!
Xue yang: trouble is my old friend!
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege do you have a mirror. I want to fix my makeup.
Yao: here you go.
Xue yang: why are you two ignoring this important argument. What if Dage slams me to a post.
Yao: then punch him.
Mingjue: Meng Yao!!!
Xichen: really, A-Yao?
Yao: no. Chengmei can do whatever, er ge.
Look dimples.
Xichen: aww. You do have a point.
Mo xuanyu: btw, is Huaisang really suspended?
Su she: don't utter that name.
Xue yang: that's why he isn't here A-Yu.
Xue yang: but I feel like I can smell him from a mile away.
ANYWAYS! back to stressing out dage!
And teasing Jin guangyao about Xichen.
Su she: what about us simps, xue yang?
Mo xuanyu: what if we plan on ambushing xichen.
Xue yang: Jiggybunss wouldn't let you.
Then we have the medium Rare dage.
Jingyi to jl and sz: do you guys have fire talismans.
Sizhui: yea, here.
Jinling: why do you need that for?!
Jingyi: aren't I a cultivator, Jinling?
Jinling: ah that's fair. But I suspect you! You're always doing something crazy.
Jingyi: I do things for the wellbeing of myself and the cultivation world, jinling. Have some respect!
Sizhui: *laughing*
Jingyi: you don't know what's up my sleeve.
Jinling: *rolls eyes*
Jingyi: like literally. I shoved two chickens, some seasoning and some sauce up my sleeves.
Jinling: WHAT!
Sizhui: Jingyi. Why?!
Jingyi: shhhhhhhhhh. I learnt that trick from Hanguang Jun.
It's a very sacred technique.
Sizhui: Hanguang Jun?
Jinling: waw! My xiao shushu can hide a guqin string in his wrist! And my Jiujiu can hide zidian! But Hanguang Jun is hiding chickens, hahahahahahaha.
Jingyi: have respect!!!
And why is your rich shushu so popular, for real? Like cream cheese and cake face keep looking at him.
Sizhui: Mo qianbe is cake face and Su qianbe is cream cheese?
Jingyi: yea who else.
Xue yang: because he's running his own harem! He only looks quiet!
Yao: Chengmei that's not true!!
Xue yang: then why do you have so much simps?!
Yao: I don't know😭.
Xue yang: Lan xichen! Why are you quiet!
Lan lips told me to start my class.
Xichen: I didn't say anything.
Xue yang: shhhh. It's alright, Lan lips.
Guys he gets jealous.
Xue yang: you want to lure someone into your trap! What do you do!
Jingyi: lure them with chicken.
Jinling: pathetic. Set a trap!
Xichen amd Sizhui: who are we trying to trap?
Yao: first I'll set up a fake situation and tell them about it. Then they'll go there in a hurry.
Xue yang: lol, for me I don't have to lure anyone. All I have to do it confront them and drag them. Or pit blinding powder in their eyes.
Mingjue: I'm not sneaky like you two.
Su she: do you also want to be suspended?! Have respect.
Mingjue: excuse me?!
Xuanyu: I don't have the time. Now tell me how to turn someone into a fierce corpse.
Xue yang: perfect topic. Let's say that you came across a guy. Let's call him Mean gege.
Well you have to pull out your yin iron and ~~
Mingjue: THE YIN IRON?! I knew I suspected you!! Hand it over.
Xue yang: a cursed Sabre isn't enough?
Mingjue: you!!
Xue yang: as I was saying, xuanyu. You just have to use resentful energy.
Mo xuanyu: *taking notes* got it! Yang laoshi.
Su she: what to do with mean gege afterwards?
Mo xuanyu: train him!
Xue yang: yup. Let him fight with other fierce corpses.
Nie huaisang: *entering* sorry I'm late guys.
Mo xuanyu: can I turn him into a fierce corpse?
Huaisang: no no no no. I'm still young and handsome!
Su she: came back to try to stab my Zongzhu?!
Huaisang: relax simps. I'm not going to stab San ge.
Xue yang: I have my eyes on you! Now sit on the table for the whole class.
Mingjue: why should he!
Xue yang: don't question me.
Xue yang: *Hands him a jar* hold this.
Huaisang: what's in it?
Xue yang: if I tell you then you'll drop it.
I don't know what's so scary about a jar of tongues. I make tongue tea for Jiggy all the time.
Huaisang: *screams, and throws away the jar* what?!!
Xue yang: *successfully catches it* you maniac!
Mo xuanyu: please don't hurt Yao gege!
Su she: Get lost.
Yao: guys calm down.
Su she: we're your defense force, Zongzhu!
Mo xuanyu: we'll fight for you!
Xue yang: #Yaomustbeprotected
Su she: yeaa we're the xiandu protection squad!
Yao: *sighs* oh my.
Huaisang: *rolls eyes*
Xichen: protect him at all costs!
Huaisang: you too, er ge?
Xichen: YEA!
Xue yang: rise of the harem.
Mingjue: do you guys smell chicken?
Huaisang: yea, but where is it coming from?
Yao: A-ling where's that smoke coming from.
Jinling: xiao shushu, sometimes I just ignore this guy.
Jingyi: xue laoshi. I dismantled a table to get fire wood.
Sizhui: we're sorry.
Xue yang: you're cooking at the back of my class?!!
Jingyi: yea. I CAN'T SURVIVE ON CANDY, XUE LAOSHI!!!
Sizhui: and Zewu Jun helped us.
Su she: how disgraceful of you Lans. But how did you cut up the chicken?
Jingyi: I'm roasting it. I'll tear it apart with my fingers and teeth!!
Xue yang: jingyi that's bad.
You're destroying property and cooking chicken in the back.
AND PLANNING TO IT EAT ALL WITHOUT SHARING IT WITH ME AND THE REST OF US!!! AND I KNOW YOU'LL GIVE SOME TO LAN LIPS!
Xichen: *laughing* yea that's kinda the plan.
Xue yang: then xichen will give Jiggy. And the rest of us will have to starve.
I'll have to resort to eating nie mingjue.
Mingjue: who?!
Jingyi: who told you that I would give any to you!
Xue yang: *gasp*
Sizhui: I think we should give them some, Jingyi.
Jingyi: fine. Before xue laoshi kicks me out.
~~~
Jingyi: it's finished. Come for your share.
~~
Xichen: here you go, A-Yao. *feeds him*
Yao: thank you.
Su she: *furious*
Yao: here's a piece of chicken, Minshan.
Su she: *teary eyes* Zongzhu I'm honoured.
Yao: to get chicken?
Su she: touched by your chopsticks of course.
This Lan was feeding you.
Yao: *laughing*
Xichen: that's just our thing. Nothing new.
A-Yao is a baby.
Mingjue: *rolls eyes* baby, my foot.
Now make sure to eat, Meng Yao....or whatever.
Mo xuanyu: here's a piece of mine, Yao gege.
Yao gege, do you want to stroll later?
Yao: I don't see why not.
Xue yang: *gobbling down a piece of chicken*
Everyday I see this class becoming a simp club! And the reality is, that I'm a part of it too.
Huaisang: *eating* I want more
Mingjue: learn some swordfighting and you'll get more.
Huaisang:*whining* dage!
Jingyi: ahhh. Delicious!
Jinling: you burnt the chicken.
Sizhui: don't listen to Jinling. It was well done.
Jingyi: awww. I can cook?!
Xue yang: yea kid. You can cook.
Cook some more for the class tomorrow.
Jingyi: better pay me.
Xue yang: in candy or.....
Xue yang: Jiggy can I get some money?
Yao: *sighs* I got this, muffin. I'll cover the expenses.
Xue yang: I love youuu.
Jinling: you're supposed to spoil ME, xiao shushu. And not jingyi or xue yang.
Yao: don't worry, little A-ling. I still do.
Jinling: *grin*
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#xue yang#dimpledlianfang#su she#jin guangyao#mo dao su zhi#lan lips#lan xichen#the untamed#cql#mdzs au#yangyang laoshi#xue yang teaches#juniors#mdzs juniors#jinling#chicken#sizhui#jingyi#nie huisang#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#lianfang zun#simps#su minshan
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why do you dislike azul? T_T
your opinion is valid ofc, i am just curious.
(-takohebi)
kjasfhgjaskfjsak I knew me saying that in the hate category would make something like this happen XDDD It's fine, I don't mind people asking me why I like or dislike characters.
As a disclaimer, this is my personal opinion and how I feel about the character. I don't really mind if others like him or not, everyone has preferences~
I actually had this half-writen from a past time a friend asked me this, in a way, so this will be half a copypaste of that time:
He’s just a type of person I don’t really like. Too cunning, always has an agenda. You can NEVER trust him, he’ll get you in some sketchy deal. His aesthetic is not particularly my preference either, although I really like the floof in his hair. It’s just… our personalities clash TOO MUCH. I guess we’re both kinda similar in the “having everything under control” but that’s what makes me clash with him, since we don’t have the same priorities lmao. But yea, I smell his business bullshit from miles away and I want to just swat it away and expose all his schemes xD He definitely is one of the characters that I like the least in all of twst, I'm sorry.
I would’ve liked him more if he were more of a crybaby and not actually “really sad” when crying. I can’t even enjoy teasing him and making him cry because he is actually in pain when he cries so hahah
But in the end, really, it's just my own perspective on it and all. Still, I don't mind seeing his content or some of his ships, tbh. I do like Jamiazu quite a lot. But I definitely will never simp for him hahah
I hope this doesn't get taken as hate against him or anything, I'm just anwering. I won't even tag this as the character or anything, so it doesn't come up in searches about him. But yea, I think this is enough to understand? If you have more questions you can ask, tho~
And thanks for the ask~ 💕 Have a nice day!
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Mama’s Coming!
Warnings:
EEEEEEEEEE, sharp objects [teeth and claws], Feral children, mild kidnapping? but it was consented too? Spoilers to DAMIAN idk man. SIMP HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA*dies* FEMALE PRONOUNS HHHHHHHH BARKBAKRJBWKRNJEEB YES.
use of Mama/She/Her
Genre:
Fluff with light Spook! its a horror game. what do you expect <3
Dynamic:
Damian x FEM!Mama!Y/n
Fandom:
Markiplire Egos/WKM/DAMIAN [SPOILERS WARNING]
[FYI!
Purple TattleTale = Leo
Yellow TattleTale = Lemon
Blue TattleTale = Clyde
Mama = You!
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At first you only wanted wood. Now you where carrying two humans, twins to be on the spot. You entered your cave’s mouth and set them both on the fluffy rug by the fireplace.
“Mama! Mama! Who are these? Snacks?!” Leo grinned and jumped up and down and tugged on your dress. “No hon. These are human guests. Unlike the No-goodie Trespassers..” you wagged your finger gently and walked off to get two bowls of the Supper left over.
You heard groans from the living room and walked in seeing Leo pushing on the Male’s Chest. “Leo!” You grumbled as he woke up and yelled.
You set down the food and helped the human to his feet. He looked scruffy, and under maintained. But his eyes had fight, and he’s been out there for some time. “Ma’am? Am I hallucinating or are those ears real?” Your ears twitches as you smiled.
“Ah these are real! I’m Y/n. The Purple one’s Leo, the Blue one’s Clyde. And the Yellow one is my only daughter, Lemon. Oh you must be hungry. Sit down I’ll get you something to eat.” You ushered him to the table and grabbed the warm bowl.
“Is my sister okay?” “She’s alright sugar. Now warm up with some food she’ll be up in a jiffy.” You smiled as you grabbed blankets and wrapped them around him and his sister. “I’m Damian. She’s Celine. . Why did you save us?”
You sighed, “I was walking and you both where drenched. There isn’t a open lake for miles. So of course I picked ya both up and rushed ya to my fire pit to warm up.” You smiled and pat his head.
His eyes where trained on your ears as they moved, taking in the sounds of the forest right outside the cave entry past the tunnel.
“Mama! Mama! Come play!” You nodded to Damian and walked to tend to your children in their sleeping cave. You sat on the bed that was carved by your kiddo’s hands. It was messy but it was a fun messy. Little bumps everywhere.
But you made the sheets and mattress from furs and plants. And lavenders where out of reach of their hands, but all over the room. The smell stayed in and you had just enough left over from your dyes to last winter. Then you can revive your garden regrow it.
“Babies. Now is sleep time. Mama will take care of the guests band Mama’s sure they’ll be gone before you’ll know it. Now rest your heads.” You smiled and tucked them in. You blew out the lamp and walked out. Having done so since they where tots.
You walked out to see Damian and his sister talking. He looked at you and looked away quickly and his sister laughed. “Hello! Your Damian’s sister correct? I’m Y/n.” “Celine, my brother told me about the two minutes you spoke with him.” She shook your hand firmly and you smiled.
“Would like like a warm bath? I have heated water and I dug out a well big enough for me. So you can use it, I’ll go fill it up while you two talk.” Celine sighed happily. “Yes ma’am I would love something warm especially right now in winter.”
You grabbed a bowl and served her some supper and left to run the baths.
~Celine POV~
“Ooooooo baby brother has a crusssh!” I poked his beard as he grumbled and ate his bowl’s worth of food. “We just met alright? She’s pretty sure, but I’d wanna meet her for well. Her!” I flapped my hand at him like a person talking.
“Oh Celine she’s so pretty! And a single mother! Alright lover boy.” I giggled at his red face. Y/n returned straightening her brown dress and white apron. Which had stains of coal and wood. Plus various foods I would guess.
“This way dear.” She waved for me to follow and I slid up grinning. “Thank you for taking us in.” “It’s not a problem sugar!” She smiled and opened a wooden door.
It revealed a almost sauna like room with a warm bath at the back. “If the water’s too hot I put some cool water to pour in, in a bucket. And I put some of my old clothes on the counter.” I walked in and nodded. “Thank you!” She shut the door and I took off my clothes and thankfully the water was near perfect. Or I was cold.
Either way the water was amazing. And the natural soaps already made my skin feel soft, plus the aromas of fresh flowers and due drops on their petals.
~Second Person POV~
You hummed as you shut the door to the tunnel to the outside. “Damian! Come I if you like you can use my room. I have a extra room Celine can stay in and I’ll sleep out here.”
“You don’t have too. Me and Celine are good with sharing. If not I can sleep out here-“ you patted his shoulder with a stern look. “You need rest and to warm up. And you need space I’ll be out there if you need me.”
Before he knew it he was already in front of a wooden door with the word “Y/N.” Written on it with colorful inks and dyes. And under a burned in version of the name was what seemed to be Purple, Blue, And yellow dye that spelled “Best Mama Ever!!”
He smiled as he pushed open the door, and you where already gone. Off to tend to Celine, for a lady she really does need a ladies’ touch!
You knocked on the Bathroom door and a small ‘Come In.’ Was picked up by your ears. You walked in seeing Celine getting dressed. “Would you like me to do your hair?” “Oh that would be amazing. Thank you.”
You smiled and grabbed a spare brush and brushed out the tangles. “I can cut hair if you like? I can get rid of these pesky dead ends.” “Really?” You nodded and started to braid her hair. “Yeah. How else would the kiddo’s hair be short still?”
She smiled as you finished and used your claws and cut off the dead ends. “How’s this?” You showed her the braid and she gave a thumbs up. “Y’know Damien? He’s a total sweetheart.” Celine started and faced you.
“I can tell! He’s in my room right now. And you can sleep in the other room. There’s a slight mess currently because that’s where all the nests are. Which the kiddos like to take their naps. But there’s a pretty nice bed in there as well.” You smiled and guided her to the room.
She waved you a Goodnight and you returned one to her as well. Blowing out the lantern relying on the night Vision as to not disturb the sleeping humans.
You hummed on the couch and reading a book. Clyde walked in shyly. “Mama? Can I sleep with you? I had a scary dream.” “Of course hun. You can talk about it if you wish.” You put down the book smiling as Clyde climbed up. His blue hair messy and ears down.
You grabbed the starry blanket you had created for him. As Clyde being the oldest of the 3. Clyde leaned into your shoulder with a yawn and fell asleep again with your arm over his shoulder.
You set your book aside and leaned back. Clyde fell with you and soft snores left him. You closed your eyes and sighed contently. “Night Mama.” “Goodnight Clyde. .”
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🥰Crush On The Second Floor🥰
Part 8-20
Summary: You just recently moved to the second floor of an apartment complex. But too much to you're enjoyment Peter Parker...YOUR CRUSH lives in the same apartment complex but a few floors above you.
Extra:
Andrew Garfield Peter Parker in Tom Holland's Peter Parker's living condition. So apartment instead of an actual house.
Reader gender neutral
Heavily edited because the OG draft of this story was with Tom Holland's Peter but I strongly SIMP over Andrew Garfield so changes have been made😌
Tag List:
@paw-sneeze
Okay so after writing that song, put it in your shoebox labelled 'Pretty Boy'. It was just a box filled with polaroid pictures of you and peter along with every cheesy love letter that you failed to give to him. Now going to school whether walking or skateboarding with him and sharing classes with him was harder. You kept getting embarrassed and when that happens you start to smell like flowers. You quickly learned that wasn't the only strange thing happening to you.
You could run really fucking fast like it was inhuman. You noticed that last week when you ran to peter's apartment. You grew fangs when angry that let out a red fluid you assumed to be Venum seeing as it didn't taste like blood and you've gotten agile and flexible, far beyond a normal person's level of flexibility. Not to mention you could smell Peter, and other things too but you mainly just focused on Peter, you just loved how he smelled.
The sweet smell of apple pie, honey, cinnamon, wet earth, peppers, and the smallest bit of roses. A smell you've come accustomed to and adored. You concluded that this was all because of the lab incident. These were all snake characteristics. snakes can go up to 12.5 miles per hour, release a pheromone to attract a mate, have fangs and Venum, and have a unique skeleton. Have you told Peter about these strange things? Yes, well everything but the pheromone thing.
Like why would you tell him that if it would make him realize you love him. You sigh as your inner monologue came to an end. "Are you okay?" Peter spoke up leaning against his locker, with a black eye from his Spider-man business last night. "Y-yeah yeah fine! Was just thinking about the weird things that happen to me.
"Oh, well think of it this way, you are just as cool and odd as your best friend!" You hold back a laugh and Gwen walks up to you both. "Hey Peter, Y/N." she smiled and nodded to you before her attention was back to Peter. "What happened to your eye?" You stiffened up a bit listening to the conversation but stayed out of it. "I-I uh got a rash" Peter spoke nervously. Gwen held her books closer to her chest and looked worried. "Looks pretty bad have you gone to the nurse?" "mm-hmm" Peter nodded.
"Do you like rendzina? A fish." Peter nervously started to nod and just move his head. "mm-hmm, no no I know" You could guess where this was going and slowly started to shut your locker. "Well if you want, you can come to this address at eight o'clock tonight." Peter quickly glanced at you then back to Gwen. "Actually, I was going to Y/N's for dinner. Their mom makes amazing beef stew." Gwen looked at you then back to peter with a smile before nodding. "Oh, okay well you have fun."
She walked away and you looked at Peter. "I don't remember inviting you over." Peter smirked. "Because you didn't I just wanted to come over and hang out with you is that so bad?" You were a bit surprised but smiled at him. "No, just never thought I'd see the day you gave up your crush on the Gwen Stacy." You laughed and peter just looked at you smiling. "Well maybe someone else caught my eye. Anyway, I really just wanted to show you something I found the other day, it belonged to my dad." This piqued your curiosity. "Well, then I look forward to dinner with you Mr Parker." You laughed and waved goodbye to him as you walked to your second period, leaving behind a very happy Peter.
#andrew garfield#andrew garfield peter parker#the amazing spiderman 2#positive mental attitude#the amazing spiderman#andrew garfield fanfiction#andrew garfield spiderman#ghost spider#peter parker#gwen stacy
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I feel like people are gonna simp for them over smg3, I can already smell the rule34 artist from a mile away for the tv demon thing 
Exactly :)
But I love them <3
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Xichen: *taking a walk through the hall*
Team Dimple: *peeping and judging him*
Xue yang: *throws a shoe at him*
Mo xuanyu: how dare you!
Xichen: what happened to you three!
Su she: why aren't you pampering and worshiping A-Yao?
Xichen: A-Yao is busy with Huangdi work, team D.
Mo xuanyu: you don't know how to be a proper simp.
Su she: you let all the simps down, Lan.
Xichen: what do you want me to do, team dimple.
Xue yang: kill for him. *grin*
Su she: give him massages, hold his umbrella, set out a red carpet for him to walk on. Rose petals and peonies are maybe optional.
Mo xuanyu: blow his tea for him and tell him he's gorgeous.
Xichen: but A-Yao gets all of these.
Su she: from team d and staff. What about you!
Mo xuanyu: guys I think he does the same. But you should do some more.
Xichen: I'll go groom his tail and brush his hair then.
Xue yang: so aren't gonna kill his enemies?!
Xichen: I'll tell A-Yao do it.
Su she: he shouldn't lift a finger, Lan xichen. Ugh.
Meanwhile,
Yao: *walking with his ministers and other officials.* yes, and luckily the clans are doing well. I'll see what I can do with the rural villages as well.
You know, I was going to visit some time to hand out coupons.
Marvelous, Huangdi.
Yao: these coupons would help with Healthcare and affording food.
And what about Jianghu affairs, Huangdi?
Yao: yes. Xuan Huangdi and I decided to have another trade and indoctrination fair. To encourage the clans to have exchange students, and share their resources. Be it martial skill or even their local materials.
That's great! We'll yell the rest of your officials.
Yao: thank you. *opens fan*
~~
Xue yang: Jiggy. *simping*
Su she: very hardworking. Let's go pamper him afterwards.
Mo xuanyu: we got to reach before Lan lips.
Xichen: what if I want a taste of Jiggy too?
Mo xuanyu: you have to wait your turn.
Xue yang: tough life.
Xichen: and stop stalking him.
Mo xuanyu: it's called simping from a far.
Su she: we're admiring him, you rude Lan.
Yao: hi team D. *smiling*
Huanhuan.
Su she: *blush* your majesty.
Xue yang: you didn't see us simping right.
Yao: I can feel you guys simp from a mile away.
Mo xuanyu: dang it!
Xichen: you seem very happy today, A-Yao.
Su she: because he's an angel, Lan lips.
Yao: haha. Because my projects to improve the empire had succeeded.
Mo xuanyu: aww congrats.
Su she: you're very brilliant.
Yao: thank you.
Yao: *takes off outer robes and gives it to Minshan*
Su she: *blushing*
Mo xuanyu: *sniffs robe* Yao gege's scent.
Xue yang: he's so hot. And he smells like flowers.
Yao: I need some aromatherapy.
Where are my staff.
Su she: *still awestruck* dimples.
Mo xuanyu: my heart.
Xichen: *goes to touch A-Yao's robe*
Su she: HANDS OFF!
Xichen: *startled*
Fuying: Huangdi, we'll get your room ready, for the aromatherapy.
Yao: thank you, darlings.
Let's go, team D and Huanhuan.
~~~
Yao: *wearing a thin leisure robe, while waiting to be massaged with sweet essential oils.*
Scented candles were lit all over the room.
Some staff: *grooming his tail*
Mo xuanyu: *massaging A-Yao's dimples*
Su she: *massaging his scalp*
Yao: ahh yes. How relaxing. *closes eyes*
Xichen: *fanning him*
Xue yang: *filing A-Yao's nails*
Yao: Xiying.
Xiying: Huangdi.
Yao: tell the rest that I don't want to be disturbed.
Xiying: yes Huangdi.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, your dimples are always so cute and deep.
Yao: thank you so much.
Xue yang: I hope that your finger doesn't get sucked in.
Mo xuanyu: I would love that, actually.
Yao: Shanshan.
Please, get the shoulders.
Su she: sure, Huangdi.
Xue yang: diva.
Yao: oh yes I am unapologetically a diva.
Xue yang: you can step on me if you want.
Xichen: *kisses A-Yao's hand* my emperor.
Yao: Huan!
Xichen: you're the love of my life.
Yao: *dimpled smile*
Mo xuanyu: Huangdi, what do you want from us?
Yao: Shiny things.
Su she: as you wish.
Mo xuanyu: what a glamorous foxy.
Here's a ring.
Yao: *stretches out his hand*
Su she: take my hairpin.
Xichen: my shiny outer robes, A-Yao Huangdi.
Yao: heehee. All are fabulous.
~~~
Next day~
Team Dimple: *entering* Lan lips.
Xichen: *sips tea* team D.
Yao: oh hi team dimple.
Mo xuanyu: we made a song for you.
Xue yang: from the bottom of our hearts.
Su she: I hope you appreciate it.
Xichen: I would love to hear.
Team Dimple: L-A-N. L-I-P-S-S.
Lan has dandruff!! Lan Lan has dandruff dandruff! Lan has dandruff. Lan Lan has dandruff dandruff.
Xue yang: Xichen loves Jiggy.
Both: Jiggy.
Mo xuanyu: And Jiggy's hot!
Both: hot!
Su she: is he able to give Jiggy all he got!
Both: got!
Xue yang: Jiggy is a diva!
Mo xuanyu: pleasing him is simple.
Su she: but what does lipsy do??
Team d: he stresses team dimple!!
Mo xuanyu: Jiggy is cute.
Xue yang: Jiggy is pleasant.
Su she: he's huangdi while you're a peasant.
Team d: Lan has dandruff!! Lan Lan has dandruff dandruff! Lan has dandruff. Lan Lan has dandruff dandruff.
YA!!!
Xichen: *confused* what's wrong with you three.
Yao: hahaha, lovely song, team D.
Su she: thank you, Huangdi. My angel.
Mo xuanyu: *kisses his dimple*
Xue yang: gorgeous foxy.
Su she: what do you think, Lan Xichen?
Mo xuanyu: Lan lips. It was from the heart by the way.
Xichen: *sigh* good job team dimple. You always Crack me up.
Xue yang: lipsy is very well behaved today.
Mo xuanyu: we'll make some more songs, Xichen. I know you love us. Because you must love us to love Yao gege.
Yao: I would definitely love to hear your songs.
Su she: of course Huangdi.
Xichen: same, lol.
Su she: it's a privilege to hear us, Lan lips.
Rusong: *comes in* A-Die! Team d and Shizun.
Yao: heyy Song'er sweetheart.
Rusong: I forgot to tell you that my friend Jingyi wants you to adopt him.
Yao: aww really?!
Xichen: oh gosh. This boy.
Mo xuanyu: I remember him! He also hangs out with A-ling.
Su she: I can care less about a Lan.
Rusong: so what do you think, A-Die?
Yao: I'm honoured. But unfortunately this is not the time.
He must hold on a bit.
Rusong: ok.
Su she: Huangdi, we have a Lan creature already. *sobs*
Yao: lol Shanshan.
Rusong: does he need to learn how to be a Wangzi.
Yao: well, that's expected. But I won't force it. And he'll learn from observation.
Tell him to research fox spirits.
Rusong: mn.
Yao: also there's this special meditation that he must do to strengthen his core.
Rusong: alright A-Die. I'll tell him.
He will be so happy.
Actually he's fed up of Master Qiren's class and though, broke life~ his words.
Su she: I agree.
Xichen: well that's how his classes are, Su she. You should live with it.
Su she: never me again. Goatren and his favoritism. *rolls eyes*
Rusong: but can Master Qiren ease up a bit. An environment for learning and training shouldn't be like a boot camp.
Xichen: sure I'll talk to him Dianxia.
Xue yang: anything to impress Jiggy.
Mo xuanyu: who can ever say no to Song'er's cute little face.
Su she: Huangdi and Dianxia are our only hope.
Meanwhile, in the Peacock empire 📍.
Zixuan: *sitting and having tea, while his personal attendant was standing by his side* huaisang.
Huaisang: I'm here Huangdi. And awwww you got my name right this time.
Zixuan: so??
Jintang: that's Xuan Huangdi for what if or what do you want.
Huaisang: nah I'm just happy that you got my name right, heehee.
Zixuan: oh yes. Finally right.
I have called you here to tell you
that if you mess up, I'll sell you to team dimple.
Huaisang: yikes!
Jintang: Huangdi means to say that you're his permanent attendant. So don't make any mistakes.
Yes I'm a Huangdi analyst and translator.
Huaisang: ohh wawww! Thank you Huangdi! And please, you don't need to sell me to team dimple.
Zixuan: my personal assistant, Jintang will train you to not stress me out.
Jintang: right Huangdi. Rest assured. He won't stress you out.
Huaisang: when have I stressed you out?!!
Zixuan: on many occasions.
Ok now leave me for the while. I have to get ready to meet some people.
A-li used to do it too, but she needs her rest.
Jintang: yes Huangdi. Call me when you need me.
Zixuan: as I must.
Hassang. Afterwards I want you to scrub the walls a little.
Huaisang: you live in a mansion.
Which wall?
Zixuan: ugh! North wing 2 F. Next my second garden.
Huaisang: *sigh* ok Huangdi.
~~
Huaisang: how to deal with another diva.
Jintang: but you're doing a good job, calling him Huangdi and stuff.
Huaisang: because I dont want to be beheaded or sold to team dimple.
Jintang: yeaaa, Huangdi is pretty strict. And especially when you were a pass convict.
Huaisang: a what????
Jintang: you tried to sabotage Yao Huangdi many times.
I say you clear your name by helping the emperors.
Huaisang: (I can't give up on plotting against San ge!) I'll try, dude.
~~
After training to be an attendant, Huaisang decided to take a nap before Zixuan "bothers him". But to his surprise, he saw Jiang cheng leaving.
Huaisang: ay ay ay! Jiang xiong!! Jiang xiong wait up! *runs and falls into Jiang cheng's arms*
Jiang cheng: *confused, but hiding his blush*
Huaisang: *bats eyelids* Jiang cheng. You care about me? You won't let me fall.
Jiang cheng: who said that! I would be willing to drop you like a hot potato.
Huaisang: heehee. So you're saying that I'm hot?
Jiang cheng: *pushes* get off!
Huaisang: are you here to bring me back to Yunmeng? *hugs* you do miss me!!!
Jiang cheng: *sighs* no.
Huaisang: can I get a little kiss goodbye at least.
Jiang cheng: hell no! Aren't you supposed to be mopping Zixuan's floors right now.
Huaisang: no. And the floors are not the thing that's wet right now.
Jiang cheng: *blush* disgusting!
Zixuan: how dare you!!!
Huaisang: *hides behind Jiang cheng* H....Huangdi...hi.
Zixuan: what is your problem! Can't you behave!!
Huaisang: Huangdi, I can explain.
Zixuan: harassment isn't tolerated here!!!
Jiang cheng: Huangdi has spoken, Huaisang.
Huaisang: oh shut up. I know that you're a cutesleeve too.
Zixuan: *rolls eyes and walks away* disgusting.
#the huli jing emperor#foxyao#dimpledlianfang#jin guangyao#jin zixuan#meng yao#part 2#su she#the untamed#hulijing emperor 2
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Just got out and OH MY GOSH I LOVED IT SO MUCH!
(Also formal apology to my older sister who had to endure me rapidly jabbing/smacking her whenever I got excited about something)
The opening scene with Robotnik, masterpiece. Dude just trying to make coffee should not have been that enjoyable. Also it's been 200 something days since the first movie, they did a good job
KUNCKLES FIRST APPEARANCE, LEGENDARY! MY BOY LOOKED SO GOOD!
Sonic's first appearance, so him! That's my boy, you should have seen him, he was adorable! Chilli dog and just the way he jumped off the building. Sonic vs Bombs was amazing! Also loved him just being a part of Green Hills, just a natural occurrence.
Child just accidentally stole $300 dollars. And got no sleep.
Father 👏 Son 👏 Fishing 👏 Trip👏
Normal occurrence. I knew he was going to fall off that boat! Sonic doesn't think it's father/son fishing time. It is. He got the generational dad advice, there is no doubt this is a parent child dynamic!
Sonic pretending to be an airline and Tom and Maddie playing along with it, this was the family content I needed!
Sonic's montage, he's out here living his best life.
TAILS!
Agent Stone is a simp, pass it on.
Tails hijacked a police cruiser.
Sonic cleaned up SO FAST. Of course he did, but I am still impressed. Sonic/Tom interactions, my beloved.
Robotnik came like a horror movie character. At that moment I thought "sir, this is a child. A child... this is kind of messed up."
Sonic got low-key demolished in that fight. Also I actually forgot Tails was in the car so when he popped out I was actually surprised. And he's such a little fanboy, I loved Tails so much, he was so cute! Knuckles followed so persistently, a literal force of nature.
Tails kept the fact he could fly until he drove them off a cliff, I find that hilarious.
Wade was a pleasant surprise. The Chaos Emeralds!
Sonic and Tails having their brotherly bond, SO WHOLESOME! Sonic just hyping him up, I experienced so much joy! Their dance, Sonic being an older brother, peak dynamic!
Tails is never safe from being bullied by people.
Kunckles reading out the dot dot dot solidified how much I like him, he's adorable too! Also, we can smell that betrayal from a mile away, it wouldn't be Eggman and Knuckles without it.
Sonic 🤝 Knuckles, childhood trauma.
THE CHILD! Robotnik is on the perish list, how dare! Knuckles just wants to understand friendship.
Tom is such a good dad! Punched so many people for his kid!
Not gonna lie, the Randall reveal got me. I felt so bad for Rachel, that was low.
Sonic cares about Tails so much, I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC!
The Maddie and Rachel team up, my favorite unexpected moment, iconic!
Sonic pulling the flying solo thing heroes do to protect people.
HE'S RUNNING ON THE WATER!
Labyrinth. Eh, who needs to solve mazes when you can punch through walls.
Sonic postponed the betrayal!
Sonic and Knuckles fight while Robotnik gets the Emerald, huh smart. Knuckles thought they were friends, this is sad! He was so betrayed! Sonic vs Water.
Knuckles understands the power of being in debt. Respect. Look at them bond!
Tails hits Knuckles with car. Knuckles will remember that. Ready for this dynamic!
Iconic trio! Power trio! Best trio!
The fight scene was everything!
Tom and Maddie fully embracing their parental status!
SUPER! SONIC!
Ultimate power, wants a Chilli Dog. I just, love Sonic.
Dad! DAD! WE HEARD IT FOLKS!
Baseball game! Family baseball game! Knuckles was just adorable. The ending is so wholesome, I could make a whole post about it!
Miles Prower, they name dropped!
...They just had to say file. 50 years mention confirmed it.
*inhales*
SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am ready for a well written Shadow!
The movie we needed and deserved! Might be the best one I've seen all year! I feel fed and rejuvenated, I must watch it again! 20/10!
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you go to a devildom zoo and a penguin attempts to seduce you (the brothers are not happy)
note from kin: this was meant to be out way sooner but covid-19 and a whole lot of catch-up coursework said no to that idea >:(
anyway formatting on mobile is actual ass so let me know if this ends up unreadable!
enjoy, darlings!
fandom: obey me!
character(s): gn!reader, lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor, diavolo (mentioned briefly)
pairing(s): demon brothers/reader, penguin/reader (one-sided), a bat also very briefly tries to seduce you
warning(s): reader really loves deadly creatures which i know isn't really a warning but just as a heads up for those who can't relate i guess??? also this is ended up WAY longer than i intended lmao
genre: fluff (but also crack)
oh the pure joy you felt when you found out that there are zoos in the devildom
zoos full of sphinxes, chimeras, hydras, krakens, manticores, basilisks and griffins, but zoos nonetheless
in fact, you’d argue that the fact that the zoos here are full of potentially lethal legendary beasts is even COOLER
so, naturally, you begged lucifer to let you go to one
his response?
“absolutely not, you could be killed.”
well now that’s just unfair
there are so many things down here in the devildom that could kill you! the heat, the food, the dragons just wandering around in the skies, your fellow students at rad, belphie, not sleeping enough, the stupidly narrow staircases, lucifer himself! in fact, you’d argue that lucifer has already come close to killing you more times than any of those creatures at the zoo
unfortunately that was entirely was the wrong thing to say because now lucifer’s gone all broody on you
you just KNOW he’s gonna spend all of next week either drowning himself in work or sulking in the music room if you don’t cheer him up quickly
so you guess it’s time to pull out the puppy eyes and hope that they work
spoiler alert: they do. you also end up being stuck in lucifer’s arms for about five hours afterwards as he cuddles out all of his negative thoughts, but that’s not a bad thing, so you’re not complaining
the next day, however, you are BACK on your bullshit
and you are back with a vengeance!
you are getting a trip to that zoo whether lucifer likes it or not and you will not rest until you succeed
your first idea is to go to diavolo for help because.... he’s diavolo and lucifer would listen to that demon before anyone, including himself
unfortunately that doesn’t work because diavolo is out on a business trip to the human world with barbatos
(which means your butler buddy, who could probably have helped you make your case, is also out of the picture)
you suppose that you could try getting simeon in on the scheme but you’re pretty sure he’d end up making it worse with his insatiable penchant for teasing lucifer
your final solution?
cry
and it worked a treat too!
lucifer is just a sucker for his human and he doesn’t like seeing them sad okay :((
he finally agrees to let you go to the big zoo just north of RAD since it’s directly under diavolo’s jurisdiction, but he also makes you promise that you’ll take at least one brother with you
(he’s hoping you’ll choose him)
but then you uno reverse card him!
jokes on you, lucifer, your human wants a family day out!!
lucifer would be lying if his heart didn’t swell slightly when you proclaimed you wanted all the brothers to come with you so that you could all spend the day together having fun
although you may have just made a mistake because now lucifer is going to do everything in his power to make sure the day goes perfectly, and if that means smiting the rude demon in line in front of you, then what about it?
(luckily you stop him from the killing someone before you’re even inside, but it was a close call)
the moment the eight of you step into the zoo satan whisks you off to look at the devildom equivalent of big cats
which means the sphinxes and manticores first, then the giant fire-breathing tigers
he’s planning to have a nice heart-to-heart conversation with you while the two of you stroll along the exhibit, but then you both get distracted by how cool the animals are
so the two of you just end up dragging each other back and forth to look at one creature after another
not the romantic scene satan initially had in mind, but he’d be lying if he said this wasn’t also absolutely perfect
holding your hand while you talk enthusiastically about how majestically that manticore leapt thirty feet into the air with your entire face lighting up like the most beautiful lantern in the world? stunning. outstanding. he wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.
meanwhile, back at the entrance, levi is sulking, mammon is fuming, beel is already stuffing himself with overpriced food stall delicacies, belphie has crawled under a bench to nap while he waits for you to come back, asmo is taking pictures with the extra long-legged flamingo billboard, and lucifer is so preoccupied with trying to figure out just how the hell the walking system here works that he hasn’t even noticed that you and satan have just disappeared into the void
in the end the remaining brothers split off into pairs, all agreeing that whoever is the first to find you and satan will get to have some one-on-one time with you next
and, drumroll please, that lucky pair turns out to be... beel and belphie!
(really they have an unfair advantage though since beel can smell out anyone he knows from a mile away)
meanwhile satan has just spent just about all of the grimm he brought with him on a hideously overpriced plush version of the manticore you were so fascinated with
but the smile on your face when he gives it to you?? the LIGHT that exudes from you when you declare that the plush’s name is now greenie because it has green eyes just like his?? worth it. absolutely worth it.
but uh oh, the moment is soon to be gone, because guess who’s here?
beel and belphie can’t let satan have all your attention! beel is a little more forgiving, but belphie is going to make sure he’s the first to get a kiss today, anti-lucifer club alliance be damned!
he’s not going to admit that of course. instead, he’s going to very subtly hip-bump satan out of the way so that he can hold your hand instead (beel can have the other hand, but if he tries to pull you away, he’s getting what-for.)
normally satan would be pretty miffed by this, but hey, he’s in a good mood right now and he doesn’t want to spoil the day by getting pissy, so he lets the twins get away with it. younger sibling privilege, am I right?
belphie wants to take you to his particular favourite exhibit here, the giant carnivorous cattle with horns the size of chair legs
beel, on the other hand, suggests that maybe you don’t want to see a gargantuan mammal tear apart a giant piece of meat that may or may not have been sourced from a human graveyard (the giant carnivorous cattle are picky, okay? at least they’re not murdering people for the meat)
you, however, are absolutely fearless
besides, what harm can a giant carnivorous cattle with horns the side of chair legs do to you when it’s being kept behind six inches of hellfire trench, with three of the devildom’s most powerful demons close by to swoop in to your rescue?
beel begrudgingly agrees to go see the giant carnivorous cattle, but makes you promise to stay slightly behind him so that he can jump to defend you should they get out of hand
your big strong demon standing in front of you, protecting you as you get to look at a super cool and also deadly creature? you are absolutely on board with this.
(satan is slightly concerned by your willingness to go near creatures that could tear you to pieces in a second, but if he gets to see you smile like that again then... well, what can he say, he’s a simp)
so off you go!
the giant carnivorous cattle are AWESOME. you get to watch a trio of them eat what appears to be an entire car in, like, two seconds, tops, and they don’t even look bothered by the metal disappearing down their massive gullets.
(you ask belphie in an undertone why the cattle are eating cars if they’re carnivorous. his response is that even giant carnivorous cattle need their minerals, so the zookeepers feed them a bunch of the metal stuff you get in human scrapyards.)
(sounds like an RSPCA violation to you...)
you’re practically tumbling over the fence as you lean forward to get a proper look at them and their adorable tiny wings, so belphie ends up having to pull you back
just as he does it, however, he has a very bright idea
so instead of gently tugging you back as he’d originally planned, he practically yanks you into him, conveniently slipping your hand out of beel’s in the process
listen, it’s not that belphie resents letting beel hold hands with you at the same time as him. a demon’s just gotta get his hugs sometimes, alright?
of course you’re a little miffed about being so violently yoinked, so you’re about to turn around and give belphie a piece of your mind, but then he pulls you close to him and nuzzles his nose into your hair
how are you supposed to scold him for that???
he seems so content and he’s even doing that adorable little purring thing demons do when they’re happy that he never does in public
you can’t just pull out of his arms! it’s probably illegal!!!!!
belphie gets a pass for being cute this time. only this time. no more.
(as an aside, this sort of thing happens at least once a day because belphie’s a whiny little baby who can’t go twelve hours without your love)
anyway now beel looks a little downtrodden which you are not having
your solution? wait until belphie lets go of you on his own and then you can give beel a hug of his own.
unfortunately belphie doesn’t seem interested in separating from you
luckily you don’t end up having to deal with that, because then satan steps in
partially because he feels bad for beel and also partially because okay that’s enough touching now, know your boundaries
which means it’s BEEL’S TURN TO SHINE
does this demon want you to die? because that is what’s going to happen if he keeps being so friggin sweet
first of all he buys you a bunch of treats from the nearby food stalls with his own money and offers every single one to you
is he on drugs? is that what’s happening here? what happened to the avatar of gluttony who ate first and asked questions later???
of course you aren’t going to be so cruel as to take every single one of the treats he’s offering when you can physically hear his stomach rumble as he holds them out to you
instead, you take a handful or so and tell him to eat the rest himself because he deserves it
beel almost tears up he’s so happy he loves you so much in that moment
some may say he’s being dramatic but beel says that every moment with you is a treasure and he has every right to be emotional
belphie is a teensy bit pissed that satan simp-policed him when he’s just as whipped but it’s beel so... he’ll stay down
satan, meanwhile, starts snapping pictures of you at every opportunity, most of them candids, to save to the album he has dedicated especially to you, and also to send to the brothers’ group chat to brag
asmo responds to each one with even more heart emojis than the last, levi always has some kind of jealous comment to make, lucifer stays silent (satan knows he’s saving the photos to his own gallery to gaze affectionately at later though), and mammon just keeps sending angry stickers and then quickly adding that they’re not aimed at you but at satan for having the audacity
anyway, the four of you end up leaving the giant carnivorous cow exhibit after spending a few minutes just sitting together on one of the giant benches while you and beel (mostly beel) eat the giant pile of food he purchased
(beel’s not evil so he offers satan and belphie some obviously, but he makes it clear that you’re getting first pick)
beel’s about to ask where you want to head next when
here comes trouble
and make it double
asmo and levi are IN the building (zoo)
levi, having gotten so antsy waiting for you to show up, disregards all subtlety and basically throws himself right at you, scoops you up, and takes off
leaving behind your poor manticore plush, a stunned satan, beel, belphie, and asmo, who immediately starts running after the two of you, shouting ‘hey, that isn’t fair!’
satan, belphie and beel are left to exchange disbelieving looks and attempt to follow
(don't worry about greenie, satan picks him up and vows to keep him safe until he meets up with you again)
meanwhile you are being quite literally swept off your feet
“levi. levi stop i can walk. levi i’m coming to aquarium with you. you don’t need to pull me. levi i’m getting a little dizzy over here. levi please”
luckily you are saved from your impending doom (because, realistically, there is no way mr hasn’t-exercised-in-several-millennia can carry someone halfway across the biggest zoo in all three realms without tripping) by asmo
now, asmo does not like exercise. it makes him all hot and sweaty (and not in the sexy way) and it’s just... not it. however, because it’s you, he will make an exception just this once.
so he grits his teeth, pins back his long-ass fringe with a cute butterfly clip, and runs for it
normally jealous-mode levi will not stop for anything, but a running asmo in the right situation is even more terrifying than a quiet angry lucifer, and a quiet angry lucifer normally means multiple people are getting burnt alive
so what does levi do? naturally, he stops in his tracks, lets out a scream of such a high frequency that he disturbs a flock of deathseye hawks nesting in a tree nearby, and almost drops you on your head
asmo immediately stops running, takes a moment to dab off any sweat on his forehead with his dainty little pink handkerchief, and lets his hair back down
because he is not exercising for a second longer than he has to
anyway, now that you’re not being torpedo’d halfway across the world, you can finally take a second to breathe and actually ask levi what he wants
he goes pink and stares shame-facedly at the ground and refuses to say a word, especially with avatar of lust ‘i like teasing my brothers to the point where it might be sexual harassment’ asmodeus Right There behind you
but you want your purple boy to be honest!! which means it is puppy dog eyes time again
finally, staring determinedly off to the side, levi mumbles, “you promised we’d go see the fish...”
oh your poor heart
you’re inclined to start pressing kisses all over his face, but you just know he will immediately blow up on the spot if you do in such a public area, so you settle on giving him a subtle hug and reassuring him that yes, you will go see the fish with him
now, asmo’s a hoe for attention, we all know that, but even he has his moments
so, making you promise to go see the birds of arcadia with him later, he departs with a wave and a very sneaky kiss planted on your cheek to let you and levi have your time together
thanks asmo
so off you and levi go!
the aquarium FUCKS
sorry that was too strong
the aquarium is GORGEOUS
it’s got this beautiful deep blue-green ambient lighting, and there are enormous tanks for the giant sharks that essentially make up the walls and ceiling
and there are SO MANY FISH!
rainbow fish, neon pink fish, fish with tiny markings that make them look like they have moustaches, fish with scales that change colour every five seconds, glow-in-the-dark fish, fish the size of a small car
literally any kind of fish you can imagine? they HAVE THEM
you’re almost too distracted to notice levi tugging aggressively on your sleeve
when you do, though, he quickly ushers you over into the tunnel exhibit, where the dolphins live
devildom dolphins look pretty similar to regular human dolphins, except they live in what’s essentially hydrochloric acid and are pitch black in colour with bright purple eyes
you’re pretty confused as to why levi wanted to drag you in here so quickly - you’d have thought he’d go for the goldfish, or the venomous water serpents, or even the special hydra exhibit they’ve got for a limited time
but then levi pulls you over to the very edge, taps his fingers lightly on the glass, and... starts clicking and chirruping?
you’re about to very concernedly ask if he’s feeling alright when something amazing happens
the giant male with scars all over it who, according to one of the signs along the tunnel, spends most of his time skulking as far away from the glass as possible and will eat any demon who comes too close, swims over to him
then, wearing the gentlest little smile, levi turns to you and tells you to say hello to captain
you almost yell out of sheer excitement, but you manage to collect yourself
instead, what comes out is an aggressively whispered:
"hello!! hi, captain!! it's lovely to meet you!! i love you!!!!"
and captain loves you too!!!!!
he swims right up to you and butts his nose against the glass
well you can't not immediately press your face against the glass as well so it looks like you're bumping noses with him can you???
so you do exactly that
all the while going "hello!! hello!! you're such a pretty boy!! what a handsome boy!!"
levi almost cries because you are just too perfect
you love captain? and captain loves you too? he seriously has to hold himself back from dropping to one knee and proposing right then and there
after taking a moment to get his heart to calm down, he translates what you're saying to captain, who immediately starts clicking back
and guess what??? captain says you're the prettiest!!!!!!!!! you’re the handsomest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now you're going to cry
you and levi spend ages in that tunnel together, just talking to captain and holding hands and exchanging little kisses now and then
levi is so in his element here in the aquarium that he isn't even as nervous and stuttery with his affection as usual
it's almost jarring, but are you complaining? absolutely not
when and levi emerge from the aquarium, both a little giddy and still enthusiastically talking about all the other creatures you said hi to after captain (who you are most definitely coming back to visit sometime), asmo is waiting outside so impatiently that he's getting a lot of irritated looks for his aggressive foot-tapping
levi wants to go see the reptiles now, but then asmo plays the 'i let you get away with having alone time, now let me have mine, bitch’ card
and to be honest levi's pretty sure that even self-proclaimed romance expert asmo can't top the mini-aquarium date you've just had with him, sooooo...
buying you a little keychain replica of captain just to get a final one over his brother, he bids you goodbye and goes off to the reptile house on his own, pulling on his headphones on his way so that he won't accidentally end up talking to some stranger again
it is now asmo's time to shine!!!
and so off the two of you head off to the birds of arcadia exhibit
however, it seems that asmo doesn’t have much interest in the birds themselves apart from for taking pictures with them for his devilgram
the birds are beautiful indeed, but guess what else is also beautiful? here is a short and concise list:
1. holding asmo’s hand
2. giving asmo kisses
3. receiving kisses from asmo
4. giving asmo hugs
5. receiving hugs from asmo
6. cuddling with asmo
7. sleeping with asmo (in the literal sense)
8. sleeping with asmo (in the not so litera—)
this has been a short and concise list of things that are very beautiful and you should absolutely do right this second (not ghost-written by asmodeus, avatar of lust, not at all)
anyway, it’s kind of hard to concentrate on that adorable neon striped pecker sitting close by to you when asmo is draping himself all over you like a damn scarf
it’s cute! it’s cute. but.... the birds...... you want to see the birds.........
in the end the two of you settle on a compromise: asmo will let you have some time to just look at the pretty birds as long as you keep holding his hand, and then the two of you will go and get matching face paint together
asmo’s kinda pouty about it at first, but he quickly changes his mind when he sees how enamoured you are by the birds
you really are too cute!! he just wants to scoop you up and cover you with kisses, but he’s already promised to leave that for when you aren’t in the middle of a busy public space
(he definitely isn’t the slightest bit jealous of them because he wants to be the only beautiful thing that you look at like that. he knows he’s prettier than those birds.)
(but, like... he’s still gonna puff up his chest a bit when he catches one edging just a bit too close to you. he may be the avatar of lust, but he does have his moments of jealousy as well… even if they’re at blooming birds.)
finally, when you’ve decided that you’ve had your fill of gorgeous birds, asmo immediately pulls you off to the face-painting booth
all the designs the demons managing it have come up with are pretty beautiful, so he’s not bothered about which one to get as long as you two are matching
which means you get to choose!!!!
at first he thinks you’ll ask for the super popular one that imitates the feather pattern of the most popular bird of arcadia, the lesser spotted spectra
but then you turn to look at him, think for a moment, turn back to the demon doing the painting, and ask if they do custom designs
asmo can only watch on, confused, as you and the demon whisper conspiratorially back and forth for five minutes
then the demon has started painting, and the cheeky little grin on your face is making him a little worried that you’ve deliberately asked for a really stupid design just to mess with him
but then, as the strokes and colours all come together, he realises something that might make him a little teary eyed. just a little bit.
the design you’ve asked for just so happens to be the gorgeous, swirling pattern of the avatar of lust’s pact mark
and it’s not just that, either. he takes a closer look and realises that the little flowers added around the edges are his favourite kind of rose as well
and THEN the demon doing the painting turns to him and tells him with a smirk that, by your suggestion, the paint he’s using has been enchanted so that it goes rainbow when you kiss the person who’s wearing it
oh, he really should have had more faith in you! this is even better than anything he could come up with!!!
(he takes about a million photos of you while he’s waiting for his own turn and sends at least a quarter of them to the group chat)
asmo is practically vibrating with excitement as he sits there getting his own face painted
and if you think he doesn’t drag you off to some secluded corner for a good half an hour just pressing little kisses all over your face and giggling when he pulls away and your face paint has gone all the colours of the rainbow, you are severely wrong
of course, he wants kisses as well. this is a give-and-take system and he wants just as much as he gives!!!
unfortunately, there is one disadvantage to spending so much time just canoodling
the others haven’t heard from you or asmo in a good hour and they are beginning to PANIC
mammon in particular is practically shooting off the walls and just constantly spamming you with ‘WHERE ARE YOU’ and ‘COME BACK’ messages
asmo doesn’t want you to go but he’s also kind of running off a high right now so he decides it’s okay and sends you off you find mammon with a cheery wave (and a love struck sigh once you’re out of earshot)
you find mammon just walking in circles in the communal area outside the cannibalistic not-zebras exhibit
he almost bursts into tears when you come up to him and tap him on the shoulder because it feels like he hasn’t seen you for what feels like hours and hours and he just,,, he missed you okay
after five minutes of him just furiously rubbing his eyes and refusing to admit why, he gathers himself and asks you what you want to go see
you have to think for a good long while because, while you’ve been to plenty of zoos in the human world and know by now the sorts of animals most of them have, devildom creature species are unpredictable
you could jokingly say ‘hyper-aware empathetic goose’ and they’d probably have one
but then you have a look around you and see the big map
and what is the first thing you see on that map?
‘vampiric venomous bats’
oh fuck yeah
mammon is a little concerned because the vvbs are known to randomly swoop down and attack the people who walk into their exhibit
he knows you can protect yourself!! but when you’re being swarmed by a horde of more than fifty giant bat creatures with enormous teeth full of venom that can kill you in seconds, there’s really not much you can do
and there is no expressing the amount of absolute misery that would descend on him if he let you get hurt
so instead, you make a compromise and decide to go to scheduled talk on the vvbs in ten minutes instead
normally mammon finds these zoo talks boring as all hell, but heck, if he gets to hold your hand for a whole forty five minutes without having to make an excuse to do so, he’s down
so off you go to the talk!
you’re having the absolute time of your life as the keeper shows you one of the more lethargic bats and describes exactly how it paralyses its prey with high frequency screeches and then kills it with a single bite to the neck
mammon, on the other hand, is honestly kind of spooked
that bat may be half-asleep, but it’s got the eyes of a murderer
so what if he shuffles a little closer to you every time the bat moves?? it’s not like he’s scared of it or anything! no way!
(please hold him or he may cry)
but then... DISASTER strikes
the keeper looks out across her bright-eyed audience, listening attentively to her explanation of how the vvb detects prey through the slightest vibrations in the air... and asks if there are any volunteers who want to hold it
everyone goes quiet. they’re all looking at the floor and avoiding eye contact like students who don’t want to be picked to answer a question in class. they may be demons, but even they know danger when they see it.
except...
mammon is just commenting to himself in amusement about how quiet everyone’s gotten when he looks to the side and practically feels his heart freeze
your hand has flown straight up into the air, and before he can pull it down, the keeper has called on you
mammon may be just as terrified of that bat as everyone else, but he isn’t going to let you go near that thing without him to protect you
the keeper looks a little befuddled as to why one of the most powerful demons in the devildom is following you up to the front like a very attached duckling, but luckily she goes along with it
first she gives you a super thick dragonhide glove to wear, just in case the bat gets violent
then she attaches the little lead around one of the bat’s feet to the end of the glove, so that even if it tries to attack an uncovered spot on your body, it’ll just get pulled back
(meanwhile, mammon, standing just behind you, is just barely holding back from bursting into demon form and wrapping himself around you to protect you)
and so, as you watch in anticipation and mammon in terror, the keeper slowly moves the bat from her arm to yours
at first it just kind of sits there and blinks and... doesn’t really do much
the keeper, however, seems very happy about this
“it means she already trusts you!!!”
and she tells you to try a simple little trick
“just flick your wrist up and she should swing down to hang from your hand!”
mammon is very pointedly whispering to you that that’s enough, you’ve held the bat, come on let’s get out of here
but you are determined to continue putting your life in danger, it seems, because you do exactly what the keeper says
and it works!!!
piki, which you have learned is the name of this particular bat, lets out a quiet squeak and drops to hang from one of the enormous fingers of your glove
you immediately go ‘wooAAAAAAAAAH’
mammon almost bites his tongue in half because of how on edge he is, but it turns out that he doesn’t need to be
because the bat turns to you, blinks once, and suddenly puffs up around the neck
you panic a little at first, but the keeper seems incredibly excited
“she’s displaying!!!!!!! she likes you!!!!!!!!!!! she sees you as a potential mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
okay mammon is not having any of that
he is not about to be upstaged by a goddamn bat
and so the instant the bat and glove is removed from you, he grabs you by the hand and charges right out of that room, shouting something about it being urgent
leaving poor piki the vampiric venomous bat squeaking sadly because her new crush is gone
sad :(
now mammon is buying you a giant plush to make up for dragging you away like that
happy! :)
and you KNOW this means a great deal because mammon does not part with his money very easily. in fact, most of the time, one would have to physically threaten him into buying something for them
and the fact that mammon bought you a ridiculously expensive enormous plush that probably dug a pretty big hole in his savings without you even asking??? your heart basically melts on the spot
now you definitely can’t get angry at him for pulling you away so suddenly
so instead the two of you go to see the giant narwhals
you’re fascinated, but mammon is too distracted to even look at the narwhals
he just keeps staring at you looking so happy hugging the giant plush he bought for you so close to yourself with this giant dopey grin on his face
(s i m p)
he’s shaken out of his infatuated daze when he hears a camera shutter directly behind him
at first he whips around ready to fight because he’s expecting levi or asmo, but then he looks up slightly and comes face to face with none other than his beloved older brother
lucifer doesn’t even try to hide the tiny grin on his face as he very slowly raises his phone and takes a photo of mammon’s half shocked and half irritated face
mammon is so dumbfounded by how much kinder lucifer looks when he smiles like that. he doesn’t even recover in time to tell you who’s just showed up - you end up noticing by yourself
you should have given lucifer a bit of warning because the moment you turn around and and greet him with such a bright and happy smile on his face he is DECEASED
all you and mammon see is his cheeks going pink but let me tell you this man is screeching like a trapped possum on the inside
lucifer may act like he’s a Big Important Unfeeling Demon but everyone else knows that this man would quite literally bring you the moon if you asked (he probably wouldn’t be able to pull down the entire moon, but damn him if he isn’t going to try)
he has to stay silent for a moment because he knows that if he speaks his voice is going to crack and mammon absolutely would NOT let him forget that for the rest of his long life
once he’s managed to get his puddle of a heart back to a state where he can speak without sounding like the physical embodiment of being smitten, he’s quick to offer to take you to the nearby penguin exhibit
he’s paid attention to the messages he’s been receiving periodically from the other brothers throughout the day about the things you’ve been getting up to with them, and he has seen a pattern in the sort of creatures you like the best
that pattern is: the more deadly, the better, with bonus points if it still looks cute
and lucifer has been to this zoo enough times to know most of the best exhibits pretty well (especially since diavolo’s taste in deadly creatures is very similar to yours, so he knows that any of the demon prince’s favourites will probably end up pretty high in your list as well)
therefore he knows that the devildom’s penguins are about two and a half meters tall, with millions of retractable fangs in their beaks and venom sacs in their necks that they can spray so violently and quickly that they’ve become known as ‘venom machine guns’
and you are ALL ABOUT THAT
you’re so excited by the concept of these penguins that you don’t think twice before tucking your arm into lucifer’s outstretched one and following him off to the exhibit
leaving mammon pouting furiously behind the two of you
now, while the avatar of greed doesn’t dare to directly interfere with his older brother, he most certainly dares to inconvenience him
what does that mean? it means that mammon is immediately whipping out his DDD and shooting a quick message to the group chat specifically made without lucifer to let everyone know what’s going down
and, within ten minutes, every single one of the other brothers are heading right for the penguin exhibit as well
lucifer is in the middle of listening to you excitedly talk about piki the bat when he feels something hit him in the back
he turns to see, with great dismay, that the six other brothers have started following behind the two of you, and have begun taking turns throwing things at him. satan doesn’t stop even when he realises that he’s been spotted.
lucifer feels a vein pop in his cheek when satan manages to nail him right in the middle of the forehead with a screwed-up ball of paper
unfortunately for lucifer (and fortunately for the other six brothers), you quickly take notice of the group following behind you
the avatar of pride can only watch in dismay as you call out for the others to come join you to see the penguins
well, obviously, the others are coming now that you’re inviting them over!!
asmo immediately jumps to give you a little kiss on the nose just so he can see your face light up in all the colours of the rainbow again
(which earns several surprised noises from the other brothers since, while they knew from the pictures from asmo that the two of you had gotten your faces painted, they didn’t know the paint did that)
belphie subtly shuffles up behind you to give you a little prize figurine he spent way too long trying to win on one of the zoo’s mini claw-machine games, while beel attempts to find a stealthy way of sneaking the bag of treats he’s carefully sourced for you into your pockets, but ends up giving up on that and just hands you the bag instead
levi is still on a bit of a high from the mini aquarium date, so his face immediately goes fifty shades of red when he sees you, but instead of running off like he usually does when he’s flustered, he just offers you the WIDEST smile
satan is a little disheartened when he realises just how much bigger the plushie mammon got for you is than greenie... but who cares!! greenie is small and cute!! he most definitely isn’t puffing up slightly like an indignant owl when he sees you hug that plushie to yourself like it’s the softest thing in the world!! no sir!!!!!!
mammon is being kinda whiny about lucifer barging in and ruining your one and one time together, but then satan reminds him that they’ve all just interrupted lucifer’s one on one time with you before it could even really begin, and also points out (a little saltily) that, judging by the giant plushie in your arms, he’s already spent more than enough time with you
(luckily mammon isn’t exactly perceptive so he doesn’t pick up on it or else satan would be in for one hell of a teasing)
you, meanwhile, don’t miss the way that lucifer not so subtly presses himself closer to you as the eight of you are walking to see the penguins
so close that your arms are physically touching
it’s not like lucifer to be this clingy (well, clingy by his standards, anyway), but you aren’t going to bring it up considering that he would probably immediately move away out of ~pride~ if you did
unfortunately the other brothers don’t need you to point out lucifer’s behaviour to immediately start attempting to sabotage him
by the time you all get to the penguin exhibit, you’re surrounded completely by all seven of them, and they appear to be executing a genuine attempt to crush you if the pressure on all sides is anything to go off of
looking on the bright side of things, though, the penguins are SO CUTE
sure, they’re about nine feet tall with beaks full of millions of tiny serrated teeth and very toxic-looking feet-claws. but they’re ADORABLE
you love them so much!!!!!! but now the brothers are being big MEANIES and aren’t letting you get close to the fence
“those penguins can shoot venom up to twenty feet, we’re not taking any chances” so WHAT you just want to see the goddamn penguins!!!!!!!! you’ve survived countless near-death experiences down here, you can manage a bit of venom!
eventually your very pointed complaining finally gets most of them to relent (asmo is still against it, but majority vote says you get to get closer to the penguins, so HA) and you are allowed to go right up to barrier that separates the attraction from the spectators
you’re absolutely delighted, but the brothers quickly realise that their concerns about this whole thing were not unfounded
because that fucking penguin over there is totally giving you the googly eyes
levi is the first to notice - as the general of hell’s navy, he has a natural connection to all animals of the seas, even the ones that are only semi aquatic
satan notices soon after him - he’s been to plenty of ‘taming dangerous creatures’ club meetings, and he knows how to recognise attraction in animals
you yourself are pretty clueless until you suddenly notice that one of the flock is now sliding beak-first on its belly towards you
levi silently hopes you’ll be scared into leaving, but instead you just lean right up to the barrier (lucifer hurriedly grabs you by the arm before you fall over it) and whisper-shriek “hi baby!!!!!!!!!!!”
oh the brothers did not like that at all
but the penguin seems absolutely THRILLED
you’re pretty sure you see its eyes light up. like physically light up, not in the metaphorical sense - its eyes glow
(do devildom penguins understand human/demon speech?? you could swear from the penguin’s reaction to your greeting that they do, but when you ask satan about it later, he just scowls and shakes his head, proclaiming that devildom penguins have ‘a brain smaller than a tangerine and the motor function of a slightly bent paper clip’)
(damn satan you didn’t have to do the penguins like that)
anyway, this penguin, now thoroughly convinced that you are its destiny, hops to its feet, nods its head several times, then proceeds to start making the weirdest noise at you
you don’t even know how to describe it. it’s like a laser beam has been combined with a motorbike combined with a vacuum cleaner combined with levi when his favourite idol group releases a new song combined with that godawful screeching violin satan has been playing on repeat for two weeks just to annoy lucifer combined with, i don’t know, a turbo-charged printer or something. and then the whole thing’s been shoved through a dubstep filter.
it’s such a rattling sound that asmo, mammon, levi and belphie clap their hands to their ears, beel frowns so hard his entire face squishes inwards, satan recoils so far backwards that he’s about two feet further away from you than he was at first, and even lucifer actually physically flinches
(short break for a personal headcanon of mine but hear me out here: this man probably listens to nothing but full professional orchestra classical all day. he absolutely has that thing where his ears are sensitive to poorly played notes or just harsh grating sounds in general. you know, like how lan wangji and lan xichen in mdzs are physically repulsed by the sound of bad music? yeah that)
you wince slightly, but the pain in your eardrums is overpowered by your thrill about the fact that this penguin is actually talking to you
you smile wide and reply, leaning right up to the banister, “hello!! hi!! it's nice to meet you too!!”
if the penguin was happy before then it’s absolutely over the MOON now
it makes the weird honking sound again, nodding its head furiously at you, all the while shuffling closer and closer to the barrier
you are positively delighted by this development, but each of the demon brothers seem to be taking the penguin’s approach as a personal threat both to them and to you
beel’s expression is steadily scrunching up more and more in displeasure as each second passes, asmo’s glare could probably boil the penguin alive, and you’re pretty sure you just heard levi hiss at it
you turn around to try to tell them off for getting jealous over a penguin out of all things, but they are just not listening to reason
the penguin meanwhile is desperately trying to get your attention back by nodding even more frantically and honking so loudly that lucifer actually reels back a little
you try to turn back to it but then belphie decides that he’s going to shove his way right between you and the barrier and block the penguin’s line of sight
the penguin immediately sets up an extremely loud complaint, but belphie refuses to give it any rope at all
at this point the other brothers begin catching onto what he’s doing
mostly because of his weird twin telepathy thing, beel is the first to join belphie’s quest, with his giant frame being substantially more effective as a barrier, while asmo and satan work together to not-so-subtly start ushering the entire group backwards and away from the penguin
you’re attempting to protest, but lucifer is practically shouting over you about how interesting and fun you’ll find the giant giraffe exhibit, which just so happens to be on the other side of the zoo
the penguin is positively screeching at this point, but a moment later is suddenly goes silent. for a moment you’re afraid that one of the brothers have lost their nerve and actually killed it, but then you manage to spot it sliding away again around beel’s massive shoulder
turns out that, though his brothers don’t seem to care about his status and power placement at all, the avatar of greed’s glare is enough to silence even the most passionate of penguins
while the brothers exchange triumphant looks as they lead you away from the penguin exhibit, though, you’re more than a little upset by this whole ordeal.
the disrespect? abundant. the lack of sympathy? rampant. the audacity? sheer.
you make your displeasure very clear by scrunching up your face, crossing your arms, and refusing to respond to any of the brothers when they try to ask you something
goddammit, it was supposed to be a good thing that they saved you from the so obviously dangerous penguin, but now you’ve got them feeling bad
in the end, though, you still can’t stay mad at your boys for long
they all apologise (well, all of them except lucifer, whose pride will forever be his downfall, and belphie, who genuinely doesn’t think he’s done anything particularly wrong), and you can’t bring yourself to keep dampening the mood
so, with a short scolding that’s really little more than a light slap to the wrist to remind the boys that you don’t need to be protected from everything like some sort of delicate glass case despite how much they might think that’s the case, you’re back to your previous happy self
thank fuck
the rest of the day goes smoothly! the eight of you do indeed go to see the giant giraffes, which you actually get to feed, and beel somehow manages to knock down an entire row of rigged carnival targets to get you a pretty wooden carving of a super cool dragon
(you’re still not entirely sure how that happened but it was probably the sheer willpower)
you convince all of the brothers to take about three hundred photos with you in the cheesy green screen safari booths (it was mostly levi, lucifer and belphie who needed convincing, since beel and satan weren’t too fussed about it either way, and mammon and asmo were downright thrilled to do so)
lucifer buys the whole group matching keychains, despite the fact that they were pretty basic wood-and-plastic affairs but still cost a good fifty grimm each
(you’ve noticed that he seems to like doing that, considering the harrison porter keychain you’ve still got from that trip up to the human world back during the whole body swap fiasco)
he gets himself a fire-breathing peacock, mammon gets a gold-hoarding crow, levi gets a sea serpent, satan gets a good old regular cat, asmo gets a lesser spotted spectra, beel gets a manticore (since they’re known to eat more than three times their body mass on good days), belphie gets a giant carnivorous cow, and he begrudgingly lets you pick out the giant penguin design - as an apology for his actions earlier.
(you don’t fail to notice the slightly irritated looks levi and satan in turn both send the keychain as you tuck it safely into your pocket)
all in all
a lovely day out
10/10 would do again
#obey me#obey me hcs#obey me x reader#swd leviathan#swd lucifer#swd mammon#swd asmodeus#swd satan#swd beelzebub#swd belphegor#swd diavolo#swd mc#lucifer x reader#mammon x reader#leviathan x reader#satan x reader#asmodeus x reader#beelzebub x reader#belphegor x reader#reader insert#crack#fluff#the brother's one-on-one time is kinda uneven sorry :((#wow this turned out way longer than i anticipated#just realised that the actual seductive penguin part is pretty short even though it was meant to be the main focus#also they just never ate lunch i forgot about that too oops#unedited#thank god i'm FINALLY DONE WITH THIS#now time to write about the om boys getting into twice lmao
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Heart Skips a Beat - Part 4
Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Summary: Natasha faces her worst nightmare when a rescue mission goes wrong…
Warnings: Violence, blood, torture
Word count: 2843
Part 3
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After listening to Steve’s plan, all four of you—technically five, since Bucky had to tag along—take the Quinjet to Siberia. The goal was to break out the five soldiers in Bucky’s former task force and bring them back to the Avengers Tower, where there was the technology to free their minds from HYDRA.
Each of you were armed with a mask which would spray a powerful sedative into the face it was applied to, keeping the victim unconscious until it was removed. It was the simplest solution to taking down the super soldiers—when Bucky had been skeptical, Natasha had slapped a mask on him and he was out before he hit the floor. You were pretty sure you pulled a muscle from laughing so hard.
Now, you and Natasha sat in the cockpit while the others sat behind you.
“Hey, Y/N,” Bucky says suddenly.
“Yeah?” You don’t even look over your shoulder.
“I’m…sorry for shooting you.”
“Twice,” you clarify. “I didn’t forget the count.”
“Sorry,” he repeats.
“Well, as long as you don’t mistake me for Steve again, I’ll be okay,” you say with a chuckle.
“So, just to reiterate our plan, Bucky will be with me and Clint, and Nat, you’ll be with Y/N,” Steve says.
“Even Captain America knows better than to break up the power couple.” You grin and reach over to put your hand on her thigh. Without taking her eyes off the controls, she takes your hand and interlocks your fingers.
“Yeah, so you two just do your thing—” Steve catches himself. “Wait, not that kind of thing.”
Clint explodes into wheezy laughter and Natasha shakes her head, her cheeks reddening. You’re not embarrassed like she is, but you’re still quick to defend yourselves.
“It was one time!” you protest. It had been a mission where everything that could’ve gone wrong did, and you and Natasha were convinced it would be your last. You two decided to end it wrapped around each other, but then the rest of the Avengers had barged in and said there had been a miscommunication and it wasn’t the end of the world after all. It was the one mission you would never live down.
“Just keep it professional, please,” Steve begs. “No matter what happens, we’re all going home alive, okay?”
Bucky looks completely lost.
Natasha lands the Quinjet in a flurry of snow and all of you exit the warmth of the plane.
“I should’ve brought one of your hoodies,” she mumbles, walking as close to you as she can without tripping you.
“It would’ve clashed with your uniform,” you say, putting your arm around her waist. The super soldier serum in your veins causes you to run a higher-than-average body temperature. You feel as comfortable as if you stepped out of hot shower.
The facility is the only building for miles. It looks big enough to fit a space rocket and has a dull, concrete exterior. The only security is a chain-link fence with a frozen padlock that Steve breaks open with his shield. You file through the gate, and Bucky inputs a code into the door to grant everyone entry. The interior is just as disappointing as the outside. Nothing but a maze of concrete halls with metal doors. The ceiling has dripping water stains and an uncomfortably musty, moldy smell hangs in the air.
“I bet you’re really glad you escaped this rust bucket,” you say to Bucky. He only shakes his head.
“Stay alert,” Steve advises. “We’ll split here. Keep us updated on your position and if you find anyone.”
“Copy that.” You and Natasha turn right while the others turn left. She finds a flight of stairs and you follow behind her. You unholster your gun, holding it at the ready by your side. Natasha makes random turns and ignores every room you walk by. You listen intently for any sort of noise that would indicate a person lurking in the shadows, but so far, there’s nothing.
“Do you even know where you’re going?” you ask.
“Do you?” she snaps.
“Hey, I’m just following you.” You back off. Even though you know this is no time to be making jokes, you still can’t help yourself. High-stress situations make you nervous, especially when you’re with Natasha, because anything that could happen to you could happen to her.
When you pass by a room with its door open, you see a large glass tank big enough to fit a human and filled with murky green water. For a reason you can’t explain, you feel yourself drawn towards it and you step into the room, a chill raising goosebumps on your skin. You reach out to touch the tank’s wall and close your eyes.
You’re floating in a tank of your own, tubes running out of your nose, mouth, and down every limb. You jerk around wildly in the water tinged pink with your blood. Your lungs seize for air, but every breath you inhale is wet and salty.
“Shall we go another round?” you hear someone on the other side say.
“Might as well. No pain, no gain, right?” someone replies.
You want to bash your hands against the glass, but you’re too weak to have any control over your movements. You feel a sharp pain in your lower back, at the base of your spine, and your body arches as more drugs are pumped into you. You have no breath to scream with as your body twists in agony. It feels like a fire eating you from the inside out, burning through your bones, and you want nothing more than to wither away to ash...
“Hey.” You jump when you feel Natasha’s hand on your shoulder. “What are you doing in here?”
“Um, I…I thought I heard something,” you lie. Natasha frowns. Like Steve and Bucky, you had been a lab rat yourself, although not to SHIELD or HYDRA. You had been passed around other government agencies—at least, that’s what you think. Most of your memories of that time were fuzzy, which you were fine with. The ones you did remember weren’t worth reliving anyway.
“Y/N.” Natasha looks concerned.
“We’ll talk about it later, okay?” You don’t want to interrupt the mission with your personal problems.
She knows better than to push you, especially at a time like this. “Okay,” she says, leaving the room. You take a minute to collect yourself. When you finally turn around, you see a black-haired woman, shorter than Natasha even, standing in the doorway in the same vest Bucky had worn the first time you met him.
“Hello,” you say, holstering your gun. You’re not going to shoot someone who looks like she’s barely of age. “You must be one of the super soldiers Bucky told me about. Who was your target supposed to be? Romanoff?” you tease.
“Thor.” The woman’s voice is dainty. Her body is literally the size of one of Thor’s arms. There’s no way she’s telling the truth.
You laugh. “That’s cute. But this is no place for a kid,” you say, walking towards her. But she sees that you’re too casual, your guard let down too low, and takes advantage of that. “Now all I need is for you to put this mask on and—”
The woman launches at you with a speed you don’t even process. She swipes your legs out from under you, causing you to crash on your back. Then she’s on top of you, hands around your throat. You reach into your pocket for your knife, all jokes lost with her attempt to take your life.
You flip the blade out and swing at her face, but she’s quick to dodge and rolls to the side. You jump to your feet, wondering where Natasha is. But you’re too embarrassed to call for her help, even if this soldier claims she was given the task of taking out the god of thunder.
The woman is impossibly fast and she lands blow after blow on you while you stagger back and slash out helplessly with your knife. When she kicks you in the stomach and your back collides into the water tank, you’ve had enough.
You switch your knife to your left hand and aim for the woman’s neck. She grabs your wrist and twists it around so the knife turns towards you. Your eyes widen as she puts her entire body weight behind the knife. The blade sinks into your shoulder.
“What the—” You don’t even register the pain, more upset that you’ve been harmed with your own weapon. The woman grins, distracted, and you punch her in the throat as hard as you can. Her eyes bulge and she coughs, her hands flying to her neck.
You take the mask out of your pocket and shove it onto her face, hearing the hiss as the sedative is instantly released. The woman immediately goes limp and you have no problem letting her drop to the floor.
“Y/N!” You look up and see Natasha staring at you, arms crossed over her chest.
“I got one.” You puff out your chest proudly.
“Why didn’t you call me?” Natasha comes over and inspects the soldier’s limp body.
“I didn’t need to. I handled her all by myself,” you say, a little annoyed by her doubt in your abilities.
“Is that a knife in your shoulder?” she asks.
“I…Oh, yeah—”
“Is that your knife?” Being called out hurts more than the actual pain of having the knife in your shoulder.
“Uh…maybe…” You can’t even look her in the eye.
“Y/N,” Natasha growls. “Here, let me take it out.”
You back up until you hit the tank again. “Wait, shouldn’t we—ow!” you yelp as Natasha jerks the knife out.
“You’ve been through worse.” She tries to hand you the knife, but you shake your head, too embarrassed to continue carrying it with you since you obviously can’t be trusted with it. She shrugs and pockets your knife, taking out some gauze and tape to patch up your wound. You rotate your left arm in circles; besides an uncomfortable twinge, it works fine.
“So, what do we do with her body?” you ask.
“We’ll come back. We need to find the other three first.”
“Three? I thought there were four.” You try to do the math in your head. Bucky had said there five super soldiers, and you had just defeated one, meaning there were four left—
“Three,” Natasha repeats and you look at her in confusion. “Mine’s outside.” Unlike you, there wasn’t a single scratch on her. Together, you leave the room and find a man slumped on the floor, a mask on his face.
“When did this happen?” you ask.
Natasha shrugs, but you can tell she’s extremely proud of herself. “When you were busy dealing with that little girl.”
“Excuse me. According to her, her target was Thor,” you say. “So, I just took out the soldier who was supposed to take down the god of thunder.”
“Yeah, you can keep telling yourself that.” Natasha nudges you playfully.
“Whatever.” You roll your eyes.
“Hey, are you two okay?” Steve asks in your earpiece.
“We disabled two soldiers on the second floor,” Natasha responds.
“Perfect. We got two down here as well.”
“Who did you take out?” Clint asks.
“This tiny woman and a guy,” you answer.
“How big was the guy?” Bucky asks.
“Maybe around your size?” you estimate, staring down at the soldier Natasha subdued.
“Okay, because the two we took out were also average-sized dudes. The last one—I was hoping it wouldn’t come down to this—he’s an absolute beast. I think he’s almost seven-feet tall and could bench press a plane with one hand,” Bucky says.
“So whoever takes him out wins,” you say. Between you and Natasha, you were certain you could win any fight.
“You’re on,” Clint says.
Natasha and you leave the soldiers where they lay and search the rest of the floor. This time, you take the lead, a little more cautious since you know what to expect. You head up to the third floor, expecting the last soldier to jump out at any moment. The tension of waiting to find him is almost unbearable and your muscles ache from being coiled so tightly.
“You guys find him yet?” Natasha asks through the earpieces.
“Negative.”
Suddenly, a moving shadow catches your eye and you throw out your arm to stop Natasha. A man steps out from around the corner and Bucky wasn’t lying about his size. He’s so tall the top of his head disappears behind the ceiling beams and he looks like he would sweep any bodybuilding competition he entered.
“Never mind, we found him. Third floor,” Natasha mumbles.
“Don’t engage him alone.” That’s Steve’s voice. “Try to stall—”
“Too late” you want to say as the man charges towards you. There is no way you two are taking him down without the use of any weapons; plus, you don’t have any more masks to use. But if you punched or kicked him, you wouldn’t be able to reach his face without catching airtime. You run backwards, fumbling with your options. An idea pops into your head.
“Maybe he has a safe word, too,” you say, crashing into Natasha and shoving her back. “Lizzie! Karen!” you scream the first names that come to you. “It could be a guy’s name—can’t assume anything, right? Chris! Tom! Mark!” The names have no effect other than making you look like an idiot.
“Shut up, Y/N—” Natasha hisses.
The man roars and reaches out, grabbing a fistful of your shirt. He throws you like a javelin and you can’t believe how far you fly, landing on your stomach and skidding another 30 feet.
Natasha tries engaging him, and although she’s faster than him, any punch or kick she lands goes completely unnoticed by him. The man flings her aside like a sack of flour and comes towards you.
You reach for your gun, but before you can bring it up, he kicks it out of your hand and stomps on it. The barrel literally flattens before your eyes, and you roll onto your back to face him. He lifts his foot, which is easily as big as your calf, and brings it down on your right knee.
CRUNCH.
The pain of your leg snapping in half is so blinding and nauseating you don’t even scream. It feels like someone is holding a blow torch to your bones and your entire body starts trembling in shock. The man scoops you up with an arm leveraged underneath your chin, and once you’re upright, you feel the lower half of your right leg dangling like a broken branch.
He lifts you high enough so your feet don’t touch the floor, leaving you scrabbling at his arm and choking on your saliva. Your vision flashes white and you feel the overwhelming urge to vomit as he spins you around to face Natasha.
She has her gun out, pointed at his head. “Put Y/N down,” she orders.
“And what if I don’t?” the man says in a voice that sounds like it came from the depths of the ocean. “You think you can shoot me before I can break a neck?” He squeezes you harder and you whimper.
Natasha pauses to think, and her eyes dart to the side before looking back at the man. “Okay, okay.” She sets her gun on the floor and raises her hands. “Just please don’t—”
“Kick it towards me.” The man crushes your windpipe like a straw and your eyes water.
Natasha reaches out with her foot and sends the gun spinning towards you and your captor. Suddenly, the man tosses you away and when you crumple on your broken leg, you swear you see purgatory.
“Get on your knees,” the man tells Natasha. She doesn’t obey. “I said, get on your knees!” Very slowly, with a defiant look on her face, she drops to her knees one at a time. The man picks up her gun and holds it in front of her face. “I’ve been waiting years to finally meet you, Agent Romanoff.”
“Well, sorry for not coming around sooner.”
“My comrades may not have been successful in eliminating their targets, but I don’t fail,” the man says.
Natasha looks away from him to you. “I love you,” she calls, as casually as if you two were lounging on the couch watching a movie together.
You blink away tears to make eye contact with her. You can’t move, you have no weapons, and he has a gun pointed at her head. The complete helplessness you feel hurts more than your broken leg, more than Bucky’s gunshots had, more than any pain you’ve ever felt before. There’s a thousand things you want to tell her, but you only have time to say one.
“I love you t—”
But there isn’t even enough time for you to finish your sentence, because suddenly Natasha’s face is covered in blood.
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