mdzs headcanon of the day #246 !
when huaisang was younger he used to have an iron deficiency but he refused to take iron supplements but he would eat ice so mingjue would make teddy bear shaped ice cubes for him to eat
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Wei Wuxian: Hey class, welcome to my unboxing seminar *holds up a crow bar* let’s get right to it. *starts prying open a coffin*
Lan Sizhui: 👁️👄👁️
Lan Jingyi: 🤢
Jin Ling: 👁️👄👁️
Ouyang Zizhen: 😳
Wei Wuxian: *gets coffin open* …hey, I think I know this guy?
Jin Ling: *comes over with Sizhui while the other juniors cry* he ain’t got no head. You know this guy based off his abs?
Lan Sizhui: He’s also not wearing any pants :/
Wei Wuxian: Well, okay, listen, just wait a second, I just- what I MEANT WAS-
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his premature death and 20 seconds of screen time have bewitched me body and soul
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The definitive, color-coded flowchart guide to Jin Ling's many uncles.
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Oops.
Huaisang’s fan inspo: 螳螂捕蝉,黄雀在后 “The praying mantis stalks the cicada, not knowing that the oriole is lurking behind.”
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i think about huaisang's rage a lot. it's not loud or boisterous like his brother's, not escalating or expeditious like jin guangyao's. it's like a breeze, silent, almost untraceable, but there. it's a rage that waited over a decade to age into fine wine, a rage to not only hurt but destroy.
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Anyone need their wood chopped?
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