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I AM HERE, IT HAS BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE THE LAST JFU FIC BUT THIS WAS AN EXCELLENT INSTALLMENT AS USUAL
So excited that our amphibious little friend Jeffrey is back! (Now, if only his comic would come back soon too)
I love that R casually mentions being stabbed and there is no other context or explanation given. Just a typical R thing to say, honestly.
Jeff, our clueless dumb boi. He was certainly giving me Remy from Ratatouille vibes in the kitchen. I also though we are not allowed to trust Nat in the kitchen, so I'm not sure why Jeff did not try to forcibly take the spatula from her and cook pancakes himself.
(Of course Nat would have tried to feed him a burnt pancake in the past, that was probably the catalyst for Jeff learning how to cook himself, he was tired of being fed bland and burnt things)
Jeff's carseat suddenly reminded me of that random dog car harness I showed you a while ago, where Jeff would be suspended for no good reason lol.
Also, Fanny is an AKITA???? I thought she was some kind of golden retriever mix this whole time.
I ship Yelena and Jeff (platonically). I would like to see them on a mission together one day, that would go very well.
Thank you for reiterating the headcanon that Jeff is ILLITERATE.
And now I'm saddened by the fact that Fanny was not included on the card making.
And I'm even MORE sad because EYE did not get a Valentine's card from Jeff this year. Oh well, there is always next year!
Thank you for this fluffy and lovely fic Peppa!
Jeff's Valentine
Summary: Natasha and R go on a Valentine's Day date without Jeff, leaving a very upset landshark in Yelena's care.
Word Count: 3086
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Warnings: Nat and Yelena threatening each other, some romcom bashing, otherwise it's all just fluff :)
A/N: It's been a few months since the last entry to the JFU, but everyone's favourite landshark is back :) I hope you all enjoy and, despite the title, it's quite light on the actual romance part. Also this isn't proofread.
Part of The Jeff Fictional Universe
Jeff mumbled tiredly, finally settled into bed for the night. Youâd kept him active all day, taking him to the beach, buying him treats, and giving him all of your time overall which, to Jeff, made your next betrayal even worse.
The landshark hadnât settled into his own bed that night â despite the plethora of options he had â heâd made himself comfortable on yours, which meant waiting for you and Natasha to settle down before he could go to sleep. He groaned again, but neither of you took the hint, both of you continuing your conversation as if he hadnât interrupted.
âItâs going to be the perfect day,â Jeff heard you promise. Natasha reached out to cup her hand around the side of your face; since neither of you were even looking at him, Jeff huffed once more and stomped around the bed, clearing the space for him to flop suddenly into a curled-up ball.Â
âJust the two of us,â you continued. Jeff faced away from you, if you werenât sleeping soon then there was no point in him staying up.
âNot even Jeff.â The amphibious creature took some issue at that. Gone was his prior sleepy state and in its place â a whole new readiness to fight. What did you mean ânot even Jeffâ? Where would he be? What day could be perfect without him?
You glanced briefly at the agitated shark, but your attention was soon drawn away when Natasha propped herself up on one elbow. Jeff relaxed too, confident in the belief that his other parent would step in to defend him⊠until she didnât. What she did do was turn your head back to face her, then leaned in to kiss you.
âIâll trust your plans, love,â she smirked, âafterall, it canât be worse than that Valentineâs a couple of years back.â
âIn Paris?â you hummed, âromantic destination at least.â
âFor the couples who choose to go there, maybe, not the ones on last minute missions. You almost bled to death.â
âOh, yeah. Getting stabbed isnât in the plans tomorrow though, donât you worry.â
âMmmm, good. I canât wait to see what is. Goodnight Y/N, and goodnight Jeff.â
âMrrrr,â Jeff responded, scathingly, though Natasha didnât know it. He felt somewhat content in his action of wishing you both a bad night, but still fumed from the end of the bed at the fact you had planned activities without him. He vowed never to forget this betrayal and, as he fell asleep, planned to take vengeance in the morning until you reconsidered your plans.
By morning, all was forgotten. Jeff had never had the best memory, but his anger was about to be reignited.
Natasha prised herself slowly and carefully out of bed, taking caution not to wake you as she did so. Unfortunately, that meant walking further away from the bed than usual on her route to the door, and closer to Jeff's corner bed â which he'd retired to midway through the night.
âMrrrr,â he grumbled, his sleep now disturbed.
âSorry Jeff.â
Jeff didnât forgive Natasha with the apology, but he was curious as to what she was up to, so stood up and stretched before padding after her. After slipping through the door, he continued to follow the assassin as she muttered some sort of recipe; he perked up significantly when he realised her destination was the kitchen.
The land shark bounded to her side, purring and butting against Natashaâs legs to attract her attention.
âIâm making pancakes for Y/N, Jeff, do you want to help?â
âMrrrr!â
Natasha stared at him blankly. âIâll assume that was a yes,â Jeff heard her mutter, then he was hoisted into the air and deposited on the kitchen counter. âYou have to wash your hands first though.â
The redhead shuffled away while Jeff hopped into the sink, where he sat and nudged the tap on in order to wash his hands and his feet and, well, practically his entire body in the end.Â
Eventually, he flipped the water back off and fell back to sit with all four legs stretched out in front of him, so that he could show his clean hands to Natasha.
âVery good, Jeff,â she approved, âyou can help now that you're clean.â
âMrrrr,â Jeff beamed.
âWhy don't you just sit there while I finish off the batter, then I'll make you one and you can taste test. Sound good?â
âMrrrrr!âÂ
âYeah, thought you'd like that.â
Natasha hurried around for a few seconds more, whisking the bowl until she felt content. Jeff, meanwhile, grew impatient, so grabbed a saucepan from the side and dragged it along the counter, onto the stove, which he then switched on.
Natasha frowned at the action, while Jeff flopped back into his hind legs and grinned incidentally. âI'm not sure how you know how to do that,â she muttered, âbut thanks Jeff.â
âMrrrr!â
As the redhead got to work, Jeff didn't take his eyes off the batter: from the final bit of mixing, to the pouring, to the misshapen thing in the pan, Jeff knew his mission.
âMrrrr!â he alerted a few moments later. Natasha had gone off to prepare a tray for you, leaving Jeff worried that she would forget about his pancake and feed it to him burnt. She had previous.
At Jeff's alert though, Natasha came running back over to hastily flip the pancake. She patted Jeff's head in gratitude for his warning, knowing she would have burnt it otherwise. She had previous. Then returned to her set up.
Finally, Jeff's pancake was done, and Natasha served it to him with a wide smile. âLook, it's your face, Jeff!â
Jeff looked down, then back at her, then at his reflection in the kitchen sink. He did not resemble this beige blob, but no matter, he could still engulf it, so he did.
âHow is it?â
In truth, Jeff didn't have it in his mouth long enough to notice a taste, but he grinned and gave a thumbs up anyway, setting Natasha into action. She began to pour vaguely heart shaped servings into the pan, which Jeff monitored, as Natasha never seemed to know when to turn them. Together, they produced a good stack of heart shaped pancakes which she carried up to serve you in bed.
Jeff followed her upstairs and hurried around to your side of the bed to stare and beg for food, which you sneakily provided, until it was time for you and Natasha to get up and ready for the day.Â
You dressed yourself, picked out clothes for Natasha, and even grabbed some of Jeff's things, giving him hope that he would be accompanying the two of you. The feeling was exacerbated when you called him to the car and strapped him into his car seat. His excitement grew and grew⊠until he realised that he recognised the roads you drove down; he'd been to this place before.
âMy favourite nephew!âÂ
Jeff wagged his tail politely, but turned to you pleadingly. As excited as he was to see Yelena, all he really wanted was to stay with his parents, which he knew wouldnât be happening if theyâd brought him here; he would be left all day, at the very least. While Natasha thanked Yelena again for taking him, Jeff pulled at the ends of your trousers, drawing your attention just so he could whine and plead to you with wide, watery eyes.
âJeff, you usually love it here,â you crouched down to his level and whispered. His eyes seemed to be getting larger and sadder by the second, so you ducked your head, knowing any more of this and youâd fold to his wishes. âIâll be back tonight, I promise.â
âMrrrr.â
âNat and I are going to be doing couple-y stuff, and you donât want to be around that, do you?â
âI wouldnâtâ
âWe know, Yelena.â
âThe land shark is better with me,â
âThatâs why heâs here, Yelena.â
You ignored the sibling bickering and turned back to Jeff. âYelena is right, buddy, youâll have a great day here with her and Fanny, then weâll be back to pick you up before you know it!â
He whined again but, with great difficulty, you turned away to follow Natasha out of the door, ready to begin the date youâd spent weeks planning. You could practically feel Jeffâs teary eyes boring into your back, so you didnât dare turn around, knowing you could never leave that sight behind.
Yelena could put up with a lot â The Red Room had put her through a lot â but this day with Jeff had somehow managed to find and push at her limit. You'd been gone for an hour now, but Jeff still sat at the front door, right where you left him, crying and scratching and howling in displeasure.Â
She hadn't seen Jeff this distraught since the day they first met, and that was not an event anyone wanted a repeat of.Â
âCan you talk to him?â she asked Fanny when the crying got too much to bear. The dog told her head but, after a pointed finger from Yelena, made her way towards the mopey land shark. She wasted no time and judged Jeff harshly for his attention, before springing forward with her front half lowered playfully to the ground.
âMrrrr,â Jeff pouted, though already noticeably less melancholy. Fanny barked and jumped towards him. Jeff growled, then sprang up, running in circles around the living room to goad the Akita into chasing him. They played like that for several minutes, while Yelena breathed a sigh of relief and settled back into the sofa, glad the whines had finally given way to playful yaps; they were much more manageable.
The two animals did eventually calm down though and, when Fanny went to lay at her owner's side, Jeff followed, climbing into the Widowâs lap rather than snoozing on a hard wooden floor.
âHello Jeffâ
âMrrrr.â
âYou are happy now?â
âMrrrr,â Jeff shrugged, He glanced to the door, then back at Yelena, before his features drooped.
âThey are celebrating Valentineâs Day,â Yelena told the shark patiently, watching his face for any indication of how he felt about it.
âMeans they do lot of romantic things together. Couples do. But they must leave you behind because they are a couple, and you are not.â
Jeff frowned and shuffled on Yelenaâs lap until his hands were freed. âAlone,â he signed, then pointed to himself.
âYes, in a dating sense, but so am I. It is not so bad to be alone.â
âCouple. Join them?â
âDouble dates are an option, but-â
Jeff cut her off, signing urgently, âYou. Me. Couple.â
âUs?â
Jeff nodded.
âI am flattered, Jeffrey Landshark, but we are too far apart in ages, and different species; I don't date anyone even of my own species.â
Jeff looked down dejectedly, his face downcast as he signed âaloneâ again.
âOne day you can find a nice land shark partner, if that's what you want, but Valentine's is not all about couples. There is a lot you can do, little land shark! Treat it as a normal day, spend time with friends, enjoy the alone time⊠here, let me show you.â
Yelena nodded her head as she stood up, in a clear sign that Jeff should follow her; he took the hint and leapt gently off of the sofa. Fanny looked up at the movement and decided to trail her owner too. So Yelena paced through the house, her two animals marching in step behind her, until she pulled a box out from a hallway cabinet, half-full with crayons and stickers and pink slips of paper. Fanny sniffed it curiously.
âNatasha and I used to do this every year,â the younger assassin explained. Meanwhile, she'd picked the box up again and led the troupe back to the living room table.
âWe would watch funny movies and make each other cards. Look, see, this is from your mother-â
A pink card was shoved into Jeff's hands; adorned with a blood-red heart on the front, Jeff opened it to see Natasha's neat, calligraphic handwriting, not that he could read any of it.
âMrrrr,â he said.
âYes,â Yelena replied, not understanding him at all, âshe was angry with me that year. I threw her out a window a couple days before.â
âMrrrr,â Jeff tried again, this time signing âcan't readâ alongside it.
âOh, yes, she has bad handwriting, hard to read. I will read it for you.â Yelena beckoned for the paper, which Jeff passed back to her.
âDear Yelena,â she read aloud, âsometimes I am glad I didn't kill you. Lots of love, Natasha.â
âShe is very sincere.â
âMrrrr.â
âLet's make cards. You can give it to your parents when they pick you up, yes?â
Jeff nodded, and the two of them set to work. The TV was switched on and played a collection of rom-coms that the network has chosen to air for Valentine's day, allowing Yelena to laugh at the tropes and throw popcorn at the TV whenever it became too unrealistic for her to believe. In turn, that kept Jeff and Fanny entertained, as they scrambled to get to the fallen popcorn first.
âMrrr?â Jeff asked at one point, after Yelena had cut and folded the card for him. He had one hand on the front of the card and a red pen balanced between his teeth, which he hovered just above the page.
âYou want to outline your hand?âÂ
Jeff nodded, causing the pen to lower and mark a red line on his hand.
âOkay, let me do it then,â Yelena stepped in, taking the pen off of Jeff. âYou want a full outline? If you move your fingers together it is like a heart.â
Jeff tried it, moving his first finger towards his thumb, then his other two towards each other on the other side. Yelena had been correct; thanks to his short, sharp fingers and a rounded hand, it did form a somewhat heart-like shape when traced.Â
âThere we go. A perfect heart!â
Jeff looked at the paper. The heart was about as perfect as Natasha's pancakes had been that morning, but he considered that maybe the sisters didn't know what a heart was supposed to look like, and he was content to let them live in ignorance. Jeff gave a thumbs up.
Yelena handed the card back and turned to the TV once more.
âWhy are they kissing! They just met!â she yelled suddenly, jolting both Jeff and Fanny from their relaxed positions.
âI am sorry,â she grumbled calmly, âthey are just dumb.â
Fanny huffed and settled back into her bed, while Jeff went back to colouring in his Valentine's card. And so, they settled into their routine for the rest of the day.
There was, of course, a break for lunch, and then again to walk Fanny (and Jeff, but in his mind he walked the other two). The rest of the time was spent doing arts and crafts in the living room, moving on from the Valentine's card, to friendship bracelets, to Yelena teaching Jeff simple origami.
By the time you and Natasha came to pick up Jeff, late in the evening, the table overflowed with stacks of folded paper, beads, and glitter covered cards; and your landshark blended right in with how much glitter he had spilt on himself.
Natasha gasped and practically ran into the house. You panicked, thinking she would storm in and reprimand Yelena for the mess, but, to your surprise, she headed straight for the table and fell to her knees beside it. âYou brought out the crafting stuff!â she exclaimed, in a tone totally opposite to what you had expected, then beckoned you over right before she began to rifle through the mess.
You closed the door slowly, sensing that your original plan to quickly pick Jeff up and head home would be no more.
âWhat's going on?â
Natasha ignored you, and instead looked up to her sister, âI remember writing this one, you'd pushed me out of a window just before it.â
Your head swung rapidly to Yelena, who shrugged at your expression, âWe were only one floor up.â
After knowing the pair of them for years, you knew when it was best to let things slide, and this was one of those times. Further questioning would only yield more questions than answers.
âY/N, come sit down,â Natasha smiled and pulled you down to her side, âthis is what Yelena and I used to do every Valentine's day.â
âBefore she met you,â Yelena added.
âDo you mind that I'm joining?â you asked the younger Widow directly, even as Natasha piled heaps of craft equipment in your lap. âI don't want to intrude on a sibling tradition.â
Yelena glared at you for a few seconds, long enough to make you sweat under her gaze, before she eventually broke into a smile and shook her head. âNo, no. It is a family tradition, and you are family now. I do not mind. Come, the land shark can show you how it's done.â
With Yelenaâs blessing, you shuffled around at the table and got to work making a love letter of your own. The message you wanted to convey came to you quickly, and the page soon filled with your expressions of love. Natasha finished hers at almost the same time, and you all agreed to exchange them at once.
âThree, two, one-â
Yelena pointed Jeff towards you and Natasha, but he shook his head and turned back to her, depositing his card in her lap. Meanwhile you and Yelena had both pushed your cards across the table to Jeff, and Natashaâs to Yelena.
âThank you, Jeffrey Landshark,â Yelena said earnestly, âI am touched.â
âHey, I gave you a card too!â Natasha complained, only to be shushed by her sister.
âYou are not as special as Jeff.â
Natasha looked to you for backup, but you only shrugged. Though you pulled her into a side hug immediately after, of course, because she might have pushed you through a window if you hadn't.
âThis is a bit awkward, huh?â you whispered, smiling against her hair as she rested her head on your shoulder, the both of you watching Jeff and Yelena exchange friendship bracelets and admire their Valentine's day cards. âPut our hearts out there and didn't even get a single card back.â
âYou put your heart out there? OhâŠâ
âNatasha⊠why does this just say âdieâ?â
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Still very intrigued, I wonder what will happen next...
Darkest Knight - Part 2
Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Mutant!Reader
18+ only, read at your own risk
Summary: You meet a pretty woman in a bar...
Word count: 4954
AN: Click here for Part 1!
Thanks to everyone who read and interacted with Part 1. Things get a little wild in this one...
âI should have never come here,â Natasha cries. âYou donât deserve this, after everything youâve done for meââ
âI can help you,â you insist. âPlease, Nat. Just tell me who they areââ
She looks up at you, and even in the darkness the fear in her eyes is unmissable.
âThe Red Room.â
The words send physical shivers down your spine. They werenât ones you had expected to ever hear again, and you were shocked that this woman knew of its existence, let alone escaped. Now, you can fully sympathize with and understand her fear.
âPut your shoes on. Weâll go out the back door. Hurry.â You speak in short but commanding sentences, directing Natasha into the kitchen. The pounding on the door escalates to heavy, inconsistent thuds, and you know the âofficersâ are using their battering ram now. Luckily, you had assembled this cabin yourself, board by board, with the door built of solid oak, so that would buy you some precious time.
You stop at the freezer to grab a plastic bag that Natasha doesnât even look at. Sheâs staring at the back door, practically shaking with fear, and anger fills you so suddenly you canât see. But you canât slip into one of your rages now, not with Natasha being in such close proximity and having no idea what youâre actually capable of. If she knew who you really were, what you were, sheâd run happily into the Red Room goonsâ arms and beg them to take her away from you.Â
On the other side of the back door, you hear the crunch of boots on fresh snow, the anxious heartbeats, and the pump of a shotgun.
You donât have any time to warn Natasha before you jump in front of her, shielding her body with yours just in time as a round of buckshot blasts through the door into your chest. The pain is like an explosion that takes your breath away, but luckily darkness engulfs you before it becomes overbearing.
Natasha screams when your weight falls back into her. You are ridiculously, unexpectedly heavy, almost pinning her down, but she manages to scramble back in time, leaving you to thud onto the floor. She stares at your body in shock, where lead pellets are buried in your chest, blood seeping out to soak your layers of shirts. Natasha instinctively gravitates for you, trying to find an area to apply pressure so she can slow the bleeding.Â
âY/N, Y/N,â she whimpers, ignoring the fist punching through the weakened door and opening the lock from the outside.Â
âHey, I found her!â
âAnd you took out the other one!â
âNataliaâŠâ someone says in a mocking voice. âNatalia, come home to usâŠâ
Natashaâs head snaps up and adrenaline fills her veins as she blindly launches herself at the soldier who killed you. She tears the shotgun out of his hands and clubs him on the head with it, knocking him down and smashing the butt into his helmetâs face shield until it cracks. She hasnât felt fury like this in a while, putting her in an almost euphoric state, but her focus is a concentrated pinpoint, and she doesnât see the second soldier behind her pointing a gun at her head.
âRAHHHHH!âÂ
Natasha ducks, wondering if someone let a large animal into your home. She catches a flash of silver as the muzzle of the soldierâs gun falls harmlessly to the floor as if sliced right off. Youâre back on your feet all of a sudden, teeth bared in a ferocious snarl, three silver, knife-like claws protruding from your knuckles. You slash at the soldier, tearing through his body armor effortlessly and puncturing his heart. He crumples next to his partner, whoâs shaking in complete terror while crawling away from you.
âDonât look, Nat,â you growl and she turns away, flinching when she hears the manâs cut off scream. She jumps when you grab her shoulder, afraid that sheâll find herself on the other end of your knives, but you shake her gently. When she looks at you, your knives are gone and so are the buckshot holes in your chest.Â
âHow are youâWhat did youââ Natasha stammers.
âItâs okay,â you say, taking a step back from her when you sense her overwhelming levels of stress. âIâll take care of you. I promise.â
Natasha slips her hand into her pocket, where your stolen pocket knife is. It would be like trying to fight you off with a toothpick, but Natasha Romanoff wasnât one to go down without a fight.
âNat, please. We can get away on my motorcycle. Come on.â
Youâve made no move to hurt her, keeping your hands where she can see them. Even though you had turned the Red Room soldiers into shish kabobs, you hadnât let them suffer, taking them down with deadly accuracy and efficiency. Deep down, Natasha knows she can trust you, but her body is having a very resistant physical reaction to going with you. After all, anyoneâs natural instinct would be to run very fast and far from away from a person who literally came back from the dead and mowed down two grown men with knives built into their arms.Â
âNat?â you prompt a final time, not sure what youâre going to do if she refuses to go with you.Â
âOkay,â she says, wringing her hands together frantically. âI trust you.âÂ
It means more than you can explain that sheâs put her faith in you and you lead her out of the bloodied kitchen. You race to the shed, where you tear off the padlock with your bare hands. Thereâs only one helmet, which you clasp around Natashaâs head. You throw one leg over the seat of your motorcycle and it sinks considerably under your weight. Natasha slides on behind you, wrapping her arms around your muscular torso, unable to resist the waves of body heat coming off of you.
She hardly notices the blistering wind as you take off into the forest, somehow finding your way around trees and rocks despite keeping the headlights off. Her fingers are clenched, almost frozen, to the plastic bag you had made such an effort to retrieve from the freezer. She has no interest in its contents now, clinging to you desperately and closing her eyes, hoping that when she opens them sheâll wake up from this nightmare.
You eventually turn the motorcycle onto a road and careen on.Â
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Itâs probably not the wisest idea to stop at a motel, but youâre certain Natasha is still exhausted from the long night thatâs not over, and you need some time to collect yourself. You park your motorcycle in the dirt lot and shake Natasha awake.
âWeâll stay here for a few hours, then keep moving,â you say, gently prying the plastic bag from her. Her hands are freezing and you feel awful for not taking care of her better.Â
âBut the menâŠthey could catch upââ
âYou need to get proper rest,â you interrupt. Youâre not sure how many hours she had been awake before she met you at the bar, and while sheâd already been looking better after dinner, you didnât want to push her.
âThis is too dangerousââ Natasha protests.
âThey know youâre with me,â you say, and this quiets her. âSo theyâll need to come up with a new plan if they want you.â You untwist the plastic bag, pulling out a soggy wad of cash. Her eyes grow wide. âThis should keep us covered for a few days.â Then, you notice the rusty red splotches of dried blood splattered across your shirt. If you walk up to the front desk like this, the manager would call the cops. âUhâŠshit.â
âHere.â Natasha takes her jacket off, despite your protests for her to keep it on, and she wraps the sleeves around your shoulders, carefully draping them in a way that hides the blood splatter. She fights back a visible shiver. âMuch better.â
âThanks. Letâs go quick,â you say, herding her into the tiny front office that barely fits the two of you side-by-side. âTwo rooms,â you tell the pimply boy behind the dusty desk who smells like energy drinks and weed.Â
âHuh?â he responds, blinking slowly at you.
âTwo rooms. Please,â you say through your teeth, pulling out a few bills to show your commitment.
A long pause as you stare each other down.
âUh, yeah we donât have two rooms,â the boy says. âJust oneââ
âThatâs fine, then,â Natasha intervenes, as you can consider hefting the kid over your shoulder and dragging him out to the dumpster around the corner. âWeâll take whatever you have left.â
âSure.â
You reluctantly hand over the deposit and he disappears into the back room to find the keys. Mumbling under your breath about the lack of hiring standards, you rub absently at your chest and Natasha looks at you in concern.
âYou okay?â she whispers.
âYeah.â You drop your hand back to your side. âProbably gonna cough up some buckshot later, to be honest.â
Natasha doesnât know if she should laugh or leave. âHow did youâŠâ she trails off, searching for the right words.
âHeal so fast?â you supply. âAlways have. I was literally justâŠborn that way.â
âAnd theâŠâ Natasha gestures to her own hands and forearms.Â
âClaws?â you finish. âBeen with me since the beginning, too.â Your answers are vague, almost useless in the new number of questions they spark, but Natasha knows now is not the time. The boy finally returns with a key hooked to rabbitâs foot, which you accept with a very judgemental scowl, but are very glad to finally be on your way to some privacy for the night.
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Natasha startles awake, trying to piece together the traumatic memories of the past eight hours into a coherent storyline. Sheâs alone in the motel room, her anxiety skyrocketing at the thought that you might have ditched her, when the door creaks open and you step back in. Youâre wearing new clothes and holding a crumpled white bag stained with grease.Â
âDid you sleep okay?â you grunt, tossing the bag onto the bed by her feet. âI got you some breakfast. Itâs probably shit, but everything else nearby is closed.â
âThanks.â Natasha reaches for the bag, despite having almost no appetite. She takes out one of the sandwiches, but canât bring herself to take a bite. âY/N, I think we need to get moving again. Weâve hung around for too longââ
âEat your damn sandwich, then weâll leave,â you gruff, and itâs almost endearing to Natasha how grumpy and thoughtful you can be at the same time. âBut you know, we canât keep running forever.â
âWe can run far enough,â she insists. You donât respond and Natasha realizes youâre waiting for her to take a bite of her egg and sausage sandwich. Fighting back a smile of amusement, she nibbles off the edge of the dry muffin and you nod in satisfaction.Â
âLook Nat, I want to help you. You know that, right? But IâmâŠfamiliarâŠwith these Red Room goons andââ Her eyebrows shoot up as she keeps chewing. âThatâs another story for another day.â
âDid you escape from them, too?â Natasha asks, her eyes wide.Â
âWell, not exactly. But I know who they are. What they are. And what they do to women like you.â
Natasha tenses suddenly, sensing judgment from you. Sheâs ready to defend herself, that she didnât let them break her or keep her hostage, when you add, âThey should be burned to the ground. Just a bunch of psychopathic perverts.â She laughs out loud, startling you because you werenât even trying to make a joke, but you let out a snort.Â
âBut theyâre a damn smart bunch of perverts,â you continue. âAnd you know we canât take them alone. I have some old friends that can help us. Iâll take you to them.â
âMore old friends? Like the one whoâs clothes Iâm wearing?â Natasha says, wanting to join in on the lighter mood, but she immediately regrets so when she sees the sadness cloud your face.
âNot like that,â you murmur. âShe wouldâve helped us, though. But sheâs gone now, soâŠâ
Natasha doesnât know what to say, guilt gnawing at her stomach for making such an unnecessary joke.
âTheyâre in New York. Itâs been a while since I last saw them, but Iâm sure they wouldnât mind us stopping by,â you say to break the silence. âTheyâd help us without question.â
âEven againstâŠthe Red Room?â
âTheyâd have those Red Room schmucks for breakfast,â you chortle, the mood lightening once more. The knot in Natashaâs stomach loosens, and she takes another bite of the sandwich. âBut itâs gonna take us a while to get there. And weâll probably need a carâŠâ
âIâll handle it,â Natasha volunteers.
You look at her with a raised eyebrow, challenging but curious. âOkay. Weâll go when youâre done eating.â
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While you clear out the motel room of all your tracks, Natasha triumphantly returns with the keys to a large blue Ram truck. Youâre sad to leave your motorcycle behind, but itâs served you well, so you take it for one final ride to a strip mall, Natasha following in her menacing blue truck. You park in a shaded corner, saying good-bye with a caress to the faded leather seat, then join Natasha in the truck.Â
With good weather and little traffic, the drive would take about 40 hours. And even though youâd be able to make the entire drive yourself with minimal stops, Natasha wonât let you. Itâs a long first day, stopping for more junk food and bathroom breaks. You buy a phone from a gas station to text your contact in Westchester, and in the few responses you share, they seem eager for your arrival despite your circumstances.Â
Another night is spent at a shoddy motel, and this time you donât automatically ask for separate rooms. Natasha seems comfortable in your presenceâtolerant, at the very leastâand youâre starting to enjoy her company too. She keeps to herself for the most part and even though you can feel her studying you sometimes, she doesnât ask anything inappropriate. She also tries to take care of you, though you think of yourself as the last person who needs it, but itâs cute how she picks up on your favorite gas station snacks (the jerky and Snickers bars) and buys you extra packets behind your back, and she offers to drive almost every time the two of you get back into the truck.
So on the third and final day of your trip, when Natasha begs to make a stop at a mall in Ohio, you agree, mostly because you know how happy it will make her. While the mall itself is disappointingly unimpressive, Natasha has the biggest smile as she drags you around under the pretense that she wants to find some clothing that wasnât bought from a gas station, but she tries to browse every store, commenting which retailers have taken the old spots of familiar locations from her childhood.Â
âTry this one on,â Natasha says, thrusting yet another checkered flannel shirt at you.
âThey all look the same,â you grumble, feeling that you may be colorblind because you canât tell whatâs different about the prior three sheâs made you try.Â
âNo, this one goes better with your eyes,â she says, her cheeks suddenly turning red when she realizes what sheâs said.
You grin at her. âThen Iâll buy this one.â
You proudly wear the shirt out of the store, sneaking a glance to see Natashaâs expression and she does seem even more excited than when you first arrived at the mall. For lunch, you stop in the food court, and while youâre wolfing down a triple-patty burger with frightening intensity, Natasha suddenly reaches across the table and grabs your hand.
âWhat?â You stop mid-bite.
âBehind you,â she hisses.
Wiping grease off your chin, you drop your shoulder and turn your head subtly. But you know immediately who Natashaâs referring to. A woman with long black hair tied into an immaculate ponytail, not a single stray hair flying about, wearing a black overcoat and gloves, strides towards the food court with purposeful, powerful steps. You recognize her posture, her outfit, and the cold, emotionless expression on her face.Â
âHoly shit,â you mumble. âThey sent a Widow after us.âÂ
âWe have to go!â Natasha tries yanking up but she isnât strong enough. âHow do you think she found us?â
âTheyâve probably been tracking us the whole time,â you say, sad to leave the remainder of your meal. âThey were just waiting for the right time to strike.â Itâs hard to walk fast without making it obvious that youâre running from someone. You offer Natasha your hand and she takes it without hesitation. You drag her along a little, urging her without words. âItâll be fine, Nat. Weâll take care of her and keep moving.â
âWe shouldnât have stopped here. This was all my stupid idea,â she says.Â
âIt wasnât a stupid idea. I liked it.â
If the two of you werenât running from a Widow, Natasha would have stopped and hugged you. Although she hasnât known you for more than four days, she feels completely safe with you and has a deep admiration for you. Youâve never prodded about her past, youâve never judged from where she came from. While youâre not such an open book yourself, Natasha can see how much youâve relaxed around her from your first meeting. She likes your calmness, your willingness to drop literally everything in your life for her, with no expectation of anything in return. Sheâs never met someone like you before but hopes that youâll let her stay around even after this mess is cleaned up.Â
âGo this way,â you say, nudging Natasha into a maintenance corridor, having seen a sign for roof access on one of the walls. At least you could take care of the Widow without worrying about innocent casualtiesâassuming there werenât more hiding up there. âTake the stairs,â you instruct Natasha, pushing her into the stairwell.
âI hope you donât expect me to jump from the roof,â she replies.
âWell, if we have to, Iâll jump first and catch you,â you quip, but there is no time for her to linger on your comment. She dashes up the three flights of stairs with lightning speed, while you lumber up behind her.
âThe doorâs locked,â she says, stopping in her tracks.
âMove.â Your middle claw rips out of your hand and you slide it between the jamb and wall to cut the lock. Throwing your weight against the door, it pops open easily and you stumble out into the unusually bright outside. âLetâs go.â
âWhere?â
âJust hide somewhere and wait.â
Natasha is skeptical of your plans, not wanting to be caught in a dead end with another Widow, but she hurries towards an air conditioning unit. When she turns around, she sees youâre not following her and are facing the roof access door, your claws sliding out as the Widow makes her appearance, now wearing a gas mask.
âY/N!â Natasha screams with no other way to stop you.
The Widow tosses a metal canister that immediately releases a thick, white fog. It hides the Widow and worse, burns your eyes until they water and destroys your sense of smell with a piercing, peppery odor.
âShit.â You drop onto your belly, searching for a breathable pocket of air. You hear another canister clang to the ground, spreading the white fog farther and farther. As you crawl to where you think Natasha is taking cover, the unmistakable pops of gunfire ring through your skull.Â
Your sense of sight, smell, and now sound are completely unreliable and fear ices your veins as you think about Natashaâs safety. But sheâs also a Widow herself, so youâll have to trust that she can handle herself while you figure out the way to her. You force yourself up, wiping snot on the sleeves of your new flannel and hunkering down, focusing hard to feel the vibrations of movement on the roof. You pivot left, inching forward cautiously. The faint click of a rifle trigger alerts you and you lash out with your claws, slicing uselessly through the fog. But it was nothing but a ruse, as the Widow comes up behind you and stabs you in the neck with a pronged instrument that sends hundreds of volts of electricity through your body. Your muscles seize and you collapse to the ground, seizing uncontrollably.
Youâre pretty sure youâve bitten your tongue off as blood fills your mouth and you start choking, unable to roll to your side to cough it out. The Widow points the muzzle of her at your face, pressing the cold metal tip to your forehead. You bare your teeth in a vicious snarl, wishing you could will control back into your body to slash her throat out.
âGood night, mutt,â the Widow says.Â
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Natasha tucks her mouth and nose into her elbow, charging into the fog while wielding the tiny pocket knife she stole from your apartment. She tackles the Widow with her full bodyweight, puncturing the blade through her vest deep enough that the Widow screams, dropping her gun. Knocking off the Widowâs mask and pulling her into a tight headlock, Natasha squeezes her arms as tight as she can, counting the number of seconds it takes before the assassin finally stops struggling and slumps to the ground. With watering eyes from the gas, Natasha strips the Widow of her equipment, despite knowing that at her peak, her bare hands would be deadly enough weapons. The gas starts to spread further and further and Natasha can finally see your convulsing body.Â
She runs over to you, tentatively yanking the taser out of your neck. You take a huge breath of air, rolling to your side and coughing hard.Â
âThanks,â you mutter as your tongue grows back. Shakily you get to your feet, touching the side of your neck and feeling the jagged openings left by the taser slowly closing. âWhere is she? Iâm gonnaââ
âNo. Letâs go,â Natasha intervenes, grabbing onto a handful of your shirt to stop you, like youâre a dog on a leash. You push her away, stomping over to where the Widow is lying motionless. Your claws pop out. She wonât feel anything.Â
âY/N, STOP!â Natasha yells and you freeze, turning to glare at her.Â
âThey sent her to kill us,â you seethe.
âBut sheâs not herself,â Natasha begs. âSheâs being controlled. You know that. Please donât kill her. She was justâŠShe was just following orders.â
You clench your fist, the muscles in your forearm rippling as you retract your claws. Natasha gulps and takes a visible step back from you. Sheâs never seen such rage in your features before, not that it would be unwarranted, but it almost seems like youâre on the verge of completely losing control. Your expression twitches when you smell the fear rolling off Natasha in waves. Sheâs not afraid of the Widow anymore. Sheâs afraid of you.Â
âFine. Sorry,â you grunt, backing up. You want to put your claws down your throat for scaring her like this. Your whole life you had fought to convince everyone that you were more than the animal you were born to be. It always felt like a losing battle.Â
âNo, Iâm sorry,â Natasha says. âI said something that upset you.â
âIs that mine?â Youâre suddenly distracted by the sight of a small knife poking out of the Widowâs side.
âUhâŠâ Natasha glances at you sheepishly. âI thought it would come in handy eventually.â
âHmm.â You donât dwell on it though, having other things to worry about. âLetâs just get the hell out of here.â
The parking lot is a jumbled mess as people hurry to leave as emergency vehicles enter the premises. You keep your head down, hoping youâre moving fast enough for no one to notice the few stains of blood on your collar. Natasha races to keep pace with you. Sheâs barely able to jump into the truck in time before you have it in drive, speeding out of the parking lot.Â
âThank you,â Natasha finally whispers as you merge onto the highway.
âFor what?â you grunt, your knuckles clenched tightly around the steering wheel.
âFor not killing her.â
You make another grunting noise.
âYou know she doesnât deserve that.â
âItâs not about what she deserves,â you snarl. âShe was there to kill me and take you back to the Red Room. Which she failed to do. So if anything, the Red Room will probably kill herââ
âThey wouldnât do that,â Natasha interjects. âThe Widows are huge investments. Thatâs why they want me alive.â
âWell, they donât really seem to care if you get in their crosshairs of trying to kill me.â You donât like how your words come out, but itâs too late to take them back now. You know none of this is Natashaâs faultâyou were the one who willingly came to her aid, who insisted on driving her across the country, who offered your own friends to help.Â
âYou donât deserve this either.â Natashaâs voice drops. She sounds small, and when you side-eye her, sheâs curled up in her seat in a way that makes her look small too. You frown. âYou were just trying to be a decent person, and now youâve had your life threatened several times, you had to leave your home, youâre being chased across the countryââ
âStop it,â you interrupt. âIf this is the consequences of my actions, then so be it. Iâd do it again a thousand times for you. Because youâre worth it.â
âI am?â Natasha looks at you in disbelief, partially because this is the most emotional sheâs ever heard you and partially because she wonders if this is you admitting you have feelings for her.
âYes,â you confirm, giving her a slight smirk before focusing on the road.Â
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The final stretch of the drive is rough, but you make it. Itâs nighttime now and exhaustion weighs on your shoulders from the entire dayâs events. You shake Natasha awake as you park on the driveway.
âWeâre here,â you say, cutting the lights and turning off the engine. Natasha gets out of the car, gaping at the enormous mansion youâve stopped in front of. As you walk with her up to the front door, she stops to read the plaque.
ââXavierâs School for Gifted Youngsters,ââ she says. âHang on, this place is a school? Why would you bring us here? Youâre putting children in danger, Y/Nââ
âHold on,â you cut her off. âThe kids and staff here? Theyâre just like me.â
âJust like you? Meaningââ Before Natasha can finish her sentence, the front doors swing open and a woman with spiky gray hair appears, throwing herself at you.
âY/N!â she cries.
âHey, Ororo,â you mumble, returning her hug with a little less passion. âSorry to arrive so late. Ran into a little trouble earlierâŠâ
âYou made it safely and thatâs all that matters.â She pats your shoulders affectionately. âHi there. Iâm Ororo,â the woman introduces herself to Natasha, awkwardly standing off to your side. âBut the kids around here call me Storm.â
âIâm Natasha.â
âPlease, come in. Itâs freezing and I know youâve both been on the road for days,â Ororo invites. âYour room is all prepped, Y/N.â
You hadnât even thought to ask her for another guest room, but you have a feeling Natasha wonât mind sharing again. You gesture for her to enter the mansion first. She seems in awe, and a little overwhelmed, that this building had been converted into a boarding school. Maybe later youâll take her to the basements to show her the other half of the school.Â
A man wearing ruby sunglasses despite the midnight hour stands at the bottom of the staircase, a beautiful red-headed woman by his side.
âJean,â you breathe, almost frozen in her presence.
âHi, Y/N,â Jean says in a sultry voice that makes your heart beat embarrassingly faster. Natasha feels a prick of jealousy when she sees the way youâre looking at this new woman.Â
âY/N!â the man barks.
âGood to see you too, Scott,â you add, not noticing the way Natasha moves closer to you, almost brushing against your arm. âThis is Nat. Sheâs been traveling with me for the past few days, andââ
âYouâre the one who escaped the Red Room,â Scott says, and Natasha cringes.
âYeah, she is,â you answer, annoyed by his tone of voice.
âAnd how do we know that we can trust her?â Scott asks.
âBecause I trust her.â
Thereâs a pause while Scott accepts this answer.Â
âI just finished heating dinner up for you two. Itâs in the kitchen,â Ororo interrupts. Sheâs the only one thrilled to host guests, you think.Â
âThanks, Ro,â you say.
âWell now that youâre back, Y/N, we actually need a substitute P.E. teacher tomorrow morning,â Scott teases, his arm going around Jeanâs waist. âHow about filling in, for old timeâs sake?â
You raise your arm, extending the middle claw only. Everyone howls in laughter.
âPut that away,â Ororo chastises. âCome and eat now, before the food goes cold.â
You and Natasha start walking after her, but you stop when you hear the whir of wheels, an older bald man zipping up to you in a wheelchair.Â
âProfessor,â you greet, for the first time taking the initiative to hug, leaning down to embrace him. âThanks for helping us out. We really appreciate it.â
The man smiles, a twinkle in his eye. âOf course. Welcome back, Y/N.â
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Darkest Knight
Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Mutant!Reader
18+ only, read at your own risk
Summary: You meet a pretty woman in a bar...
AN: Came up with a new idea, let me know if you all like it. đ
Natasha shivers when the door opens behind her, wrapping herself tighter in the thin jacket jacket that is not meant to be worn during the winter. Although sheâs sitting in the corner, trying to make herself as invisible as possible, the icy wind stabs at her back and it practically takes her breath away. Her whole body aches from a lack of sleep and food, although so far the bartender had only been generous enough to give her a single glass of water.
Itâs almost 9:00pm, evident by the pitch-black gloom outside the windows stained with dirt and snow. Natasha doesnât know what time the restaurant closes, but she has no way of leaving it safely, having used the last of her energy to stumble here through the surrounding woods on foot. The next city over was probably at least 25 miles away. She closes her eyes, overwhelmed and despondent, reaching for her water glass with trembling fingers.Â
A lot of luck had gotten her this far, more so than her own skills, but she feared tonight would be when it finally ran out.  Â
Someone drops noisily onto a barstool three seats away from her. âIâll have a beer.â
Natasha looks over warily at the person joining her. Youâre wearing a leather jacket over a flannel shirt that is only buttoned halfway up, and Natasha feels colder just looking at you. You puff on a cigar as you pull out a few folded bills and toss them on the counter. The smell of smoke causes her to cringe away in distaste and she notices you immediately take the cigar out of your mouth and stamp it out on the counter.
The bartender comes over, frowning at the new ashy ring on his wood countertop.Â
âAdd it to my bill,â you grunt, pushing the money towards him and swapping them for a bottle. After you take a sip, you glance over at Natasha for a second, turning to face ahead and watch the television behind the bar.Â
Natasha drinks her water, wondering if she has the dexterity to steal from the tip jar when she canât even feel her fingers. She had seen how much cash you had in your pocketâat least another $50âmaybe if she played you up a little youâd buy her dinner. You were the only one in the restaurant who hadnât eyed her like a meal, and Natasha knows you only put your cigar out for her. She has to put her plans on hold, however, when she hears heavy footsteps pad up from behind her. Someone taps on her shoulder.
âHey, honey,â a gruff voice mumbles.Â
She doesnât turn to look at him, but from the corner of her eye sees that itâs the big bald man who had been watching her from a booth since the moment she entered the restaurant.Â
âYou came here alone, didnât you?â the man asks. âYou walked here.â
Natasha doesnât respond. She notices your attention has moved from the television to the man standing behind her.Â
âLet me give you a ride home,â the man says, his voice heavy with unsaid intentions.Â
âNo, thank you,â she says.Â
The man leans in closer to her until his alcohol-laced breath is hot against her ear. âIt wasnât an offer, honey.â
âShe said no,â you growl. Both Natasha and the man looked surprised at your intervention.Â
âFuck off,â the man spits. âYouâre always taking girls home, let me have this one.â
You roll your eyes at his comment. Natasha looks at you with trepidation now as you get up, your footsteps somehow heavier than the manâs despite being shorter than him.
âGo home, Stu,â you tell him. âAlone.â
âNot tonight,â he spits, grabbing onto Natashaâs arm. Normally, she would never allow herself to be handled like this and would have broken Stuâs nose on the counter by now, but thatâs a fight she didnât know she could win in her current state. She tries squirming out of his iron grip but is dragged off the barstool instead. No one sees you lunge forward, cranking your arm back and punching Stu in the face. Natasha cringes when she hears what sounds like clanging metal and pushes away from Stu as he falls to his knees, crying and screaming while clutching his face.
âAre you okay?âÂ
Natasha looks up and sees you offering her a hand. She grabs it, your palm rough but warm, and hops over Stu to stand next to you. Sheâs shocked to see that the lower half of his face is completely drenched in blood from his broken nose.Â
âYou motherfucker!â Stu gasps, struggling to his feet.
âStay down,â you suggest. âWe should probably leave,â you tell Natasha, and against her better judgment, she eagerly follows you outside even after witnessing you take down a full-grown man with a single punch.Â
The wind is prickly against her skin and the cold weighs down her bones. Snow falls in hard pellets and Natasha lifts her arms over her face to protect it. Â
âMy truck is over here!â you shout over the wind and Natasha numbly chases after you. Itâs a beat-up red pickup truck that has certainly seen better days, but Natasha gives no comment as she climbs in and you turn on the heater, blasting her with warmth. âSorry about Stu. Iâve never known him not to be an asshole,â you say, adjusting the vents in Natashaâs direction.
âThank you,â she blurts out.
âOh. Uh, youâre welcome.â You sound like youâre not used to being thanked. You turn the windshield wipers on to clear off the snow collected there. âI know Stu was right about one thing, though. Youâre not from around here.â
âNo,â Natasha admits. âDo you know if thereâs a motel nearby I can stay in?â
âThe closest one is thirty miles out,â you say. âBut weâd be lucky to move even five with the snow picking up.â The windshield is almost fully caked in a layer of white again. âMy place is only two miles from here. You can crash for the night and Iâll take you up to the city first thing tomorrow when the weather clears.â
Natasha wants to tear up at your generosity. She hasnât known you for more than five minutes, and youâve already rescued her from a creep and offered her a place to stay. Maybe her good luck is hanging on longer than sheâd thought.Â
âIâd like that,â she says, and you nod, revving up the engine and driving out of the parking lot. The drive is completely silent but in a comforting way. Although youâre focused on the road, you only have one hand on the steering wheel and the other on the gear shift in a very relaxed, almost casual way. Natasha stares at your hands, curious as to why she canât see any bruising on your knuckles from when you practically turned Stuâs face inside-out. You seem to notice her staring because you suddenly clear your throat and adjust your position, moving both your hands to the 5 and 7 oâclock positions of the steering wheel.
True to your word, your cabin is relatively close to the restaurant, although the drive feels longer to Natasha because you canât go faster than 15mph. You park on the driveway, hurrying out before Natasha can even unbuckle her seatbelt to have her door open for her.
âThank you,â she says, although reluctant to step back out into the cold.Â
âGo through the front door,â you tell her, handing her your house key. âI need to get some firewood from the garage first.â
Natasha darts to your porch, fumbling with the key frustratingly before she can get the door open. She stumbles into your home, stamping snow off her shoes. She finds the light switch, flipping it on and surprised to see how barren your house is. Thereâs a couch, a television, and a potbelly stove in the first room, and an opening to the kitchen on the left and your bedroom ahead. Thereâs not even a shelf of books or knick knacks as far as she can see. Â
âSorry about the mess,â you grumble as you come in behind her, carrying an armload of splintered wood. âI wasnât anticipating any visitors tonight.â
âItâs cozy,â Natasha comments as you throw a few pieces of wood into the stove and light some tinder underneath.Â
âThe bathroom is through the bedroom if you need it,â you say. âIâll sleep on the couch tonight.â
âOh, wait, you donât have to do that,â Natasha starts. âIâm your guestââ
âDonât worry about it.â You wave her off. Natasha doesnât know how to respond to your unending kindness. Sometimes, she forgets that good still exists in the world after all the evil sheâs been running from. âIâll heat up some soup. I hope youâre okay with ham and potato.â
âThank you,â is all she can manage.
âGo ahead and wash up. Iâll need some time to warm up the soup. Use whatever you need. Thereâs a clean towel and some clothes on the left side of my closet that might fit you. They belonged toâŠan old friend.â Natasha hears the wistfulness in your voice, her curiosity piqued. But she doesnât pry and goes into your bedroom, closing the door. She finds the clothes and a folded up towel that you mentioned, so she carries them all into the bathroom. Â
The hot water has never felt so wonderful as Natasha washes off the grimes from several daysâ of traveling. But she enjoys it for too long and soon, the water runs cold. Motivated to step out, she dresses in the clothes you provided, glad for the wool that keeps her insulated and toasty. She joins you in the kitchen, where youâre ladling soup into two chipped bowls on the table.
âFeel better?â you ask her. Youâve taken off your leather jacket now, your checkered flannel fully hanging open over a white tank top. Natasha has no idea how youâre able to withstand the cold in the cabin, although the fire from the potbelly stove has made the temperature much more tolerable. In one less layer of clothing, she can see the muscles in your chest and shoulders, which certainly explained where your powerful punch came from. You have a beaded chain around your neck holding a pair of dog tags. While Natasha is still not sure what to think of you, she has a better idea now.Â
âI feel amazing,â she says, âAlthough I think I used up all the hot waterââ
âItâs fine. Do you want a beer?â
âNo, thank you. Water is fine.â
âSure.â You pour her a glass from a pitcher in the fridge and grab a beer for yourself. She waits for you to sit with her before dipping her spoon into her bowl. The soup warms her up from the inside and before she realizes it, her bowl is empty before youâve even had a few spoonfuls. Her cheeks heat up as you fill her bowl without being prompted.Â
âThanks,â she murmurs and once again you only grunt in response. After you finish your soup, you donât refill it, instead sitting back and sipping your beer. Neither of you talk, but the silence isnât uncomfortable. Natasha finishes her third bowl, scraping every drop onto her spoon, before her curiosity finally wins.Â
âCan I ask why youâre being so nice to me?â she asks.Â
You stare at her as if sheâs just asked for your answer to a complex math equation. Thereâs a few seconds of pause before you respond. âBecause youâre someone who doesnât ask for help, even if you really need it.â
Your answer has Natasha even more confused.
âYou remind me of myself,â you add, as if this is enough clarification. When you talk, your voice is low and gruff, almost like youâre not used to having someone listen to you. From the furnishings in your home, or lack of them, itâs clear you live alone and probably have for a while. With the closest settlement 30 miles away, Natasha is surprised you havenât set up further out. Whatever life you had lived, it seemed like you just wanted to retire in peace, despite that you didnât look older than 30 years.Â
âI canât thank you enough,â she says. âAfter tonight, you can drop me off in town and Iâll be out of your way.â
âYouâre not a burden,â you reply.Â
âAnd Iâm not trying to be.â Natasha takes her bowl to the sink to wash it, but you stop her.
âDonât worry about it. Iâll clean up in the morning. You should get some rest.â
âCome on, let me do at least one nice thing for you,â Natasha begs.
âHmm,â you mumble, your face twisting as you appear to think hard about her request. âHow about you let me use the cold water in the bathroom to wash up, and then the bedroom is all yours?â
âDeal.âÂ
But while youâre in the bathroom, Natasha sneaks back into the kitchen and washes the dishes. She canât help herself; it just feels wrong to take advantage of your hospitality without giving you anything in return. She leaves the dishes to dry on the counter, then guiltily hunts around the remaining rooms for any further insight into your life before you get out of the shower.
In one of the kitchen drawers, she finds a small pocket knife that when folded, can be concealed perfectly in the palm of her hand. She had lost her own knife running through the forest earlier that day, and even though she canât imagine having to use it against you, it makes her feel better to have a blade on her. She pockets it, hoping you wonât miss it, and keeps looking. But there is nothing to find: no receipts, no tags, not even a handwritten sticky note to yourself.
Natasha jolts when she realizes she hasnât even asked your name yet.Â
You emerge from your bedroom, your hair flattened by the water, a towel slung around your neck. âBedroom is all yours,â you say, dragging a moth-eaten blanket to the couch and dropping down on it. âIâll be out here if you need anything.â
âOne more question,â Natasha says. âIâm Nat. Whatâs yours?â
âY/N.â
Natasha smiles. âGood night, Y/N.â
âGood night, Nat.â
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BOOM.
You feel like youâve only just fallen asleep, but you sit up at the sudden noise, momentarily forgetting where you are.
âPolice! Open up!â
BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.
âWhat theâŠ?â You blink in confusion, tripping over the blanket as you stumble to the door. Peeking through the blinds, you see four men in SWAT gear standing on your porch. All of them are armed with multiple guns and one of them holds a battering ram. But you donât see any police insignia on any of their uniforms. A tank of a truck is parked on your driveway, blocking the path to your own, and any chance of unnoticed escape.Â
âPolice! Open the damn door!â
âY/N? Whatâs going on?â Natasha suddenly pops up in your bedroom doorway, her hair tousled and face drowsy.Â
âWeâve got company,â you respond, as thereâs pounding at the door again. âThey said theyâre police, but I donât think thatâs trueââ
âOh, shit,â Natasha gasps. âThey found me.â
âFound you? Who?â The hair on the back of your neck stands up.Â
âIâm so sorry. Oh my God. Iâm sorry, I didnât mean to drag you into this.â Natasha begins pacing your living room as bright lights stream through the windows. You probably wonât have much more time before they force entry.
âNat, whatâs going on? Who are these people?â you ask, running over to her. Youâve hardly known this woman for 12 hours, but you have a fierce desire to protect her from whateverâs hunting her. When you had first seen her in the bar, looking roughed up and sad, you had the urge to help her. But scaring Stu off wasnât enough and even taking her to your home couldnât keep her safe.
âI should have never come here,â Natasha cries. âYou donât deserve this, after everything youâve done for meââ
âI can help you,â you insist. âPlease, Nat. Just tell me who they areââ
She looks up at you, and even in the darkness the fear in her eyes is unmissable.
âThe Red Room.â
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The silliest little land shark â€ïž
It's Jeff!: The Jeff-Verse #1 (2023)
written by Kelly Thompson
art by Gurihiru
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This was cute! I love how far this universe has come. And to many more adventures for our bestest boi!
I think it was absolutely criminal of Nat to not let Jeff pole dance. I'm pretty sure someone wrote a fic of that actually happening I will be off to reread it so justice is served!
Why do I feel like Jeff would be terrible at karaoke? He doesn't seem like he has a musical bone in his body for some reason.
(Also, Jeff should really be the most important thing in R's life, NOT NAT)
I see that Jeff is cheating on us with Kate. Either that, or it was a cute little reference to the OG comics.
Jeff clanging the spoon on the wine glass was perfect. I imagine once everyone started eating (and he wasn't so busy trying to eat everyone's plate), he would've been clanging that spoon to interrupt Nat and R every time they tried to take a bite.
His entire scene of trying to steal people's food was golden. Just a perfect Jeff move.
I loved this, Peppa! I can't wait to see how all the characters grow from here!!
Take My Hand
Summary: After the proposal in Jeff for Dinner, it's finally time for the wedding, where Jeff will play a role of upmost importance.
Word Count: 4560
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Warnings: alcohol intake, quite heavy on the romance (it's a wedding), but mostly just a whole lot of fluff!
A/N: hello! this was originally supposed to be a celebration of two years since I posted my first fic here (23rd October 2021) but uhhh, I missed that date, so here's a slightly belated story :) Hope you enjoy! Comments and reblogs greatly appreciated!
Part of The Jeff Fictional Universe (don't need to read the others to understand, but Jeff for Dinner might give some useful backstory)
You hurried through the house with increasing urgency; Clint would be picking you up any minute now and you still needed to get Jeff ready â if only you could find him first. You caught sight of red hair strewn over the sofa and hoped it would be your salvation.
âLove?â you asked. Natasha hummed from her spot, tilting her head back to see you. You smiled. âHave you seen Jeff? We need to be off to whatever worrying thing Clint has planned but I havenât gotten him ready yet.â
âYeah heâs in- wait, what do you mean by âweâ? I thought I was taking Jeff.â Natasha had turned fully now, your soon-to-be-wife giving you her full attention and locking you in her gaze like a deer in headlights.
âI- well- if he hadnât turned down being Best Man then he would have helped organise this, so I thought it made more sense that he comes with me.â
âBut you know how much he loves Yelena. And Wanda.â
âHe loves Clint too!... or maybe 'likes' is more appropriate," you corrected based on Natasha's grimace,"but I can still speak with him, so I think heâd have a better time with me.â
âYou go get ready,â Natasha instructed, âIâll find Jeff and we can finish this later on.â She said it so firmly, so definitely, that you nodded and went along with it, forgetting you were already ready until you were back in your bedroom, and by then it was too late.
Natashaâs promise wasnât a lie as such, but she called Jeff back into the room the moment you went out of earshot, opened her backpack for him to climb in, then hurried outside to where Yelena sat waiting for her in the car. She would discuss it with you later, as promised, but only after Jeff attended her bachelorette party.
âYou got Jeff!â greeted the Widows as they entered, an already tipsy Maria yelling it as soon as she saw the landshark enter.
Yelena hadnât taken them far, only to an apartment she owned in the city, but it was clear the night of drinking and dancing had already begun. Jeff purred cautiously and butted the side of his head against Natashaâs leg; the contents of the party were kept secret from her, which meant neither she nor Jeff knew what to expect as they entered.
It turned out to be a fairly quiet affair, with only a handful of women whom Natasha trusted closely, but it looked set to be an entertaining night: karaoke, copious volumes of alcohol readily available (more entertaining for Yelena and Natasha, as the other women didnât have the high tolerance that the Widows had trained themselves for) and⊠a pole⊠installed right in the middle of Yelenaâs living room.
âIs there a reason for that?â Natasha asked.
Yelena smirked, turning away from her sister and heading straight for the bar, âyouâll have to wait and see!â
Jeff purred again, causing Natasha to look down at him: he had placed two hands on the pole and looked up to Natasha for instructions on what to do next. She shook her head. âIâd avoid that, Jeff, you donât want to know what itâs used for. Maybe in another life, if we had one of our own, Iâd teach you⊠but not here.â
Jeff sighed, but he trusted Natashaâs words and backed away from the pole. The drinking was of no interest to him, even if Yelena had made him a number of landshark-friendly, alcohol-free cocktails. Instead, he headed straight for the machine in the corner; Wanda needed a karaoke partner.
The night took its toll on all of you, so even though you only made it through the front door at 4pm the next day, your mind still wasn't working at its best. Jeff 'mrrrr'd a greeting as he strolled right past you and your head followed the path of the landshark, gears turning in your brain thinking of what you wanted to tell him.
"Were you here all night?" you eventually said.
"Mrrr." He replied: 'No.'
"Then whereâŠ" you trailed off, both because Jeff has continued on and because you once again caught sight of red hair peeking out from the edge of the sofa; the pieces finally clicked together.
"You took Jeff then." You went to stand beside the woman before you spoke, knowing her night would have been as rough as yours; you wanted to be careful not to startle her.
She smiled when she saw you were home, then nodded weakly. "Sorry I snuck him out."
"It was for the best." You shook your head slowly as memories of the night before came back in flashes. Natasha lifts her legs up so that you can take a seat, before gently setting them back down, this time over your lap; she ignores your raised eyebrow and shuffles back to her lounging position. Her focus stayed on your face as you continued: "Clint got a little passive aggressive after a few drinks, over the fact that I asked Jeff to be Best Man before him â having Jeff in attendance would have definitely made things worse." You sigh. "Did he have a good time?"
"I'm pretty sure he duetted 'My Heart Will Go On' with Wanda," Natasha said. She pulled herself up, choosing to rest her head on your shoulder rather than the arm rest; you pulled her closer. "...it was an odd night."
"For both of us," you agreed, "but we made it through. The next party we have will be after we're married. And it'll be a night to remember."
The following week passed with surprising speed; Fury kept Natasha off of missions (lest she be injured or even missing on her wedding day) which allowed you both the free time to prepare the finishing touches and simply spend some time being together.
You hadn't fought during that week, nor grown tired of each other, which left you pretty confident that marrying Natasha would be one of the best decisions of your life â second only to rescuing Jeff, in your opinion.
By the time you bid goodbye to Natasha â letting her friends, family, and teammates take care of her for the night before the wedding â you felt your mind buzzing with excitement, and your eyes drifting to the clock in the hopes that hours would pass within the seconds you took your eyes away from the timekeeping instrument.
"You can't be apart from her for 5 minutes?" a voice said from behind you. You spun quickly, startled by the break in your focus, only to see Steve standing there, his hands in his pockets, with a slight smirk on his face.
At the familiar face, you allowed yourself to relax slightly, shoulders slumping forward and a sharp exhale escaping you. He was still waiting for your answer, so you shook your head and mirrored his 'hands in pocket' stance.Â
"It's been a long time coming," you attempted to explain, "this last night is justâŠI'm getting impatient."Â
Much to your relief, he nodded in understanding and stepped forward to rest a hand on your shoulder. "Our lives are fairly unpredictable; we never know what the next day brings so it can be hard waiting for something when anything can happen in between." Now it was your turn to nod, his words matched your own thoughts well. "Enjoy tonight," he suggested, "Enjoy the peace of having 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' making sure nothing goes wrong. And after tomorrow you'll have many more great nights with Natasha officially by your side."
"Thank you, Steve"
"Anytime, Y/N/N. I also came to say that you have a visitor from Natasha's side."
You shot your head back up to look at him then, mind taking you through all the possibilities of who it could, until Steve turned to the door and beckoned towards the â previously unnoticed â small, grey nose peeking out.
"Jeff!" you cheered, and he switched from a trot to a full run into your arms. His tail wagged ferociously as he rubbed his nose against your whole body, purring contentedly. You shot Steve a smile and a silent thanks when you caught him leaving the room, then it was just you and Jeff.
"How have you been, Jeff? What have you been up to? Are you feeling ready?"
"Mrrrrr!" he squealed, holding two hands in front of him in a clear sign for you to slow down.
"Okay, sorry, one at a time. How are things going over there?"
"Mrrrr. Mrrrrr, mrrrrr."
"OhâŠright."
Crisp air greeted you from the second you stepped outside, only growing colder and gustier as you left the shelter of the building and headed silently towards the body of water â and the figure standing beside it.
"You know, I'm not supposed to see my bride before the wedding."
"That's an archaic rule."
"I thought you wanted a traditional wedding; that comes with traditions."
"A traditional wedding wouldn't have a landshark as a ring bearer."
You looked down at Jeff.
"Mrrrr."
"You're very wanted here, Jeff."
"Mrr."
You turned back to face the pond, your eyes tracing the edges of its still reflection. "Jeff would be very busy if all weddings required a landshark."
Natasha hummed her agreement, before finally turning to you, rather than the glistening water. "You can look, you know, if you're comfortable. You won't even catch my eye in the reflection."
"I wasn't sure if you wanted me to look, orâŠ"Â
When her hand found yours, you did finally look. You took in her appearance through the distorted ripples of water before shifting to see her original beauty. She smiled, and her hand squeezed yours in encouragement.
"I'm glad you got the message; I wasn't sure if Jeff understood it enough to pass the message on."
"He paraphrased," you said with a shrug, "but I'm getting the hang of deciphering what you actually said out of what he says."
Natasha laughed at that, causing the smile on your own face to grow wider. Until you remembered your concerns from the message. "This⊠it's not cold feet, is it?"
Her eyes widened and she jumped immediately into reassurances that it was not. "It's more like the opposite. Time seems to be dragging on and I just wanted to see you and make it pass faster, like it always does when I'm with you."
You kissed her then; the sudden motion surprised her initially, but she held you close and smiled sweetly against your lips as soon as it ended. "Steve just convinced me out of doing the exact same thing."
"Guess we're made for each other then."
"I guess we are."
Your fiancée edged forward again, looking to resume the kiss, before a loud mrrr cut her off and had you both pulling back.
"Dude?!"
Natasha rolled her eyes â despite the hint of a smile â and took a gentler approach to the landshark's interruption. "What is it Jeff?"
"Mrrrr."
"He wants to go to bed," you translated, "really, Jeff?"
After a quick scratch of his fin, Natasha stood up and you frowned, knowing what she was going to say. "You should probably take him back."
You inhaled sharply, nodded slowly, and traced your thumb over the ring on her left hand. "I should. And I will, but before thatâŠ"
Natasha leant in and pressed a chaste kiss on your lips, grinning as she pulled away. "Go on and take Jeff back then."
"I'll see you tomorrow, my love."
"And for every day after that. No backing out after tomorrow."
"That thought would never even cross my mind"
"Mrrrr!" Jeff interrupted again, this time with his hands wrapped around your ankle to pull you away.
"Yeah okay, okay," you conceded, beginning the short walk to your accommodation for the night, with Jeff by your side. You looked back at Natasha when you were halfway there, only to see that she was still watching the two of you.
She waved you off, mouthing 'go', and you did as you were told.
You couldn't wait for tomorrow to come.
For all your excitement about the day, the nerves were something you felt woefully unprepared for; it was comparable to the feeling of your first mission, only 100 times worse. This wasn't life or death, nor a high-stakes 'anything could go wrong' scenario, yet in a secluded room adjacent to the chapel, with your teammates and your landshark by your side, the energy in your body was indelible.
You channelled it into action, readjusting Jeff's suit lapels for the sixth time since you'd arrived at the venue, then testing him to ensure he knew his role.
He must have breathed a sigh of relief when Clint put his hand on your shoulder, telling you that it was time to go in. Melina smiled â a silent reassurance of your place in their family, even before marriage â then she stepped through the large, oak double doors and led your procession down the aisle. You followed to take your place at the altar, with Clint arriving at your side soon after. The bridesmaids and groomsmen took their seats and, after Yelena had settled, it was Jeff's time to shine.
A chorus of 'awww's resounded as Jeff appeared in the doorway, the giant archway serving well to emphasise his small, lovable stature. He strode proudly down the aisle, letting the basket swing from his mouth with every step and forging a trail of flowers in his path.Â
Despite his confidence, you saw how his eyes lit up to recognise certain guests in the crowd; you didn't mind how he veered off course to greet them â how could you? The image of him plucking a flower from his basket and passing it directly to Kate would forever bless your mind.Â
Besides, he made it down the aisle eventually and that is all you'd asked him for. He presented the basket to Clint and let the archer pocket the two ring boxes buried at the base, before Jeff set the basket to the side and took his seat by your feet.
You smiled down at him and gave a subtle thumbs up â he was still beaming at the praise when the organ music began.
This was not the first time you'd seen Natasha in a wedding dress â a prior mission had required her and Steve to pose as a wedding couple in order to fit in â but this was the first time you'd seen her in her wedding dress; one that she'd picked for herself and worn to marry you.
She was beautiful.
You made no moves to hide your reaction, as the wedding photos would later confirm, your gaze stayed fixed on Natasha during the long walk down the aisle, radiating adoration with a wide smile and watery eyes. She thanked Alexei for walking her in, then took her place before you at the altar.
Her eyes were crinkled, and seemingly holding back tears of her own; the expression reminiscent of the one she had the night before, only this time you both had to stand tall and spaced apart, instead of leaning it to do your natural greeting to each other.
The officiant talked through the process and the legalities, but you hardly listened. You knew your lines and you knew where they came, so nothing else mattered to you besides the woman standing opposite you.
"Do you, Y/N, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to live together in matrimony, to love her, comfort her, honour and keep her, in sickness and in health, in sorrow and in joy, to have and to hold, from this day forward, as long as you both shall live?" The speech couldn't pass fast enough.
"I do."
The officiant repeated the same for Natasha, who watched you with a twinkle in her eyes before reciting her line: "I do."
"You may now kiss the bride." You kept the kiss short â the whole team was watching after all, and you were far too excited to talk with her and sign the marriage certificates to be engaging in a more intimate display of PDA.
"I guess we ought to join our own party," Natasha said once all the documents were completed. You nodded, took her hand in yours and led her out of the church into a shower of tossed flower petals. Thanking all the guests you caught the eye of, you and Natasha forged onwards until you were finally on your own.
Alone in a small room on the venue's site, finally away from the watchful eyes of your guests, you grinned towards your wife.
"We're married," Natasha whispered lowly, a smile spreading as she wrapped her arms around your waist; you pulled her closer with arms looped around her neck, giving her easy access to rest her head on your shoulder.
"We sure are, my wife."
"Are you tired?"
"Desperately."
She hummed, "me too."
"We just need to make it through the dinner, we'll get you changed into something easier to move in, have a couple dances, then I'm sure Tony will take over as life of the party."
The two of you stayed there for another 10 minutes, both to allow the guests to find their seats and to give yourselves time away from the bustle of it all.
Eventually, you sighed, stood, and held a bent arm out for Natasha to hold. "May I guide you to your seat, my wife?"
"Absolutely, my spouse." You felt the warmth spread to your chest when she laughed; the fact that you could pull such a reaction from Natasha Romanoff was an honour you would never take for granted. Nor would you ever get used to the way she wrapped herself around your outstretched arm, looked up at you, and told you to lead the way.
Cheers greeted the two of you when you made your entrance and took your seats at the mismatched head table: Natasha had her parents on her side, but in the absence of your own, you'd assigned Jeff and Steve to sit on your side. Jeff for being the closest family you had, and Steve just for being old enough to equate to two parents.
Soon, the applause transformed into the chatter of conversations throughout the hall, until a repetitive 'ding' of cutlery against a glass encouraged everyone back to silence. Except Natasha, who groaned when she saw who had rung the glass.
"Greetings everybody! For those who don't know me, I am Alexei Shostakov, the Red Guardian, Russia's-" He stopped suddenly to look down towards Melina, who subtly shook her head. "-But not today," he corrected, "today I am Natasha's father, the father of the bride, and a very proud man. Even if my relation to Natasha was only five years as part of an elaborate Soviet plan to infiltrate an American facility⊠it was a real family to me, and during our time together in Ohio I taught Natasha everything she knows about successful relationships-"
"Will someone stop him?"
"-so I know this marriage is going to be good, and last a long time like mine and Melina's has-"
"They're not even properly married-"
"To Natasha and Y/N!" Alexei finished with a cheer, much to Natasha's relief; she had sunk deep into her chair while her face lit up red. You squeezed her hand under the table to get her to look at you, then smiled, relaxing her back into the moment and away from her father's horrific speech.
A glass clinked again, but this time towards your side of the table. When you look, you see Jeff standing fully on the table, slapping a wine glass with a spoon balanced between his teeth. You wondered if he knew what he was doing, or if he was just copying Alexei, but that question is answered before you can even ask.
"Mrrrr," Jeff began, shifting his back legs to sit like a dog on the table. "Mrrrrr, mrrrrr, mrrrr!" You laughed, and scattered members of the audience followed your lead. It was enough to encourage Jeff to keep weaving jokes into his speech. "Mrrrrrrr." Jeff pointed at you; you pointed back at him, the knowing grin of an inside joke displayed on your expression.
"Mrrrr, mrrr. Mrrrr." Jeff finished. The speech was one of the longest you had ever seen Jeff give (aside from the nature documentaries he had narrated, but they were pre recorded and stitched together in editing). This was real, raw, live, and unscripted; it moved you to tears.
It was only after seeing Natasha's perplexed look that you remembered nobody else understood Jeff. You rose from your seat and cheered, encouraging everybody else to join in and stoke Jeff's ego. "That was beautiful, Jeff, I couldn't imagine a better speech for my wedding day. Thank you."
"Mrrrr," he acknowledged.
You still stood at the front of the room, with everybody's eyes on you, and you took the chance to make a speech of your own. Meeting Natasha's eyes silently told her your intentions, so she rose to stand by your side.
"Some really, um, great speeches tonight." Alexei smugly nodded his acceptance of your perceived praise, so you briefly flit your gaze to Jeff instead. "I'm sure you're all hungry, but Natasha and I wanted to make one more speech before dinner is served."
The landshark growled beside you, and you quickly pet his head to calm him before continuing with the speech. "We wanted to thank you all for coming, for all the well wishesâŠ"
"-and thank you to the world for not blowing up while the whole team is absent!" Natasha interrupted â having noticed your struggle to find things to say â and received a burst of laughs and cheers.
"The night is still young, the formal bit is all done, so we hope you enjoy the rest of the party!"
Jeff calmed considerably when the pair of you sat back down, especially as plates of food soon followed to be set in front of him. He looked up at you with eyes pleading, and you nodded. "Knock yourself out, Jeff"; a phrase you soon regretted when it looked like he was willing to try it. His head slammed into the plate, forgoing the manners of cutlery, small bites, or even wrapping a napkin around his neck to protect his suit. You did the latter for him, though you feared the damage had already been done.
Jeff's plate was clean within seconds, leading him to look between you and Steve, eyes large and watery to obtain sympathy. "This is my food, Jeff, you're not getting any," you said. Steve hummed his agreement, causing Jeff to huff and climb down from his seat. You didn't pay it much mind until the surprised gasps started â at that, your head jolted up and you saw Jeff circling the tables likeâŠwell, like a shark would its meal.
The gasps came from guests startled by the appearance of the land shark under their table, occasionally pawing at their legs in a bid for scraps or leftovers or, most likely â because you knew Jeff â their whole meal. You whistled, attempting to call him back, but he stuck his nose up and continued on his meandering path, surviving off the few scraps he'd scrounged from your guests. He didn't return to your side until the main course was served, at which point he scarfed it down and did it all over again.
It was a relief â for you at least; a disappointment for Jeff â when the tables were finally cleared. You grabbed Jeff to stop him following the plates into the kitchen, then held him in your arms to watch as the band started up and the dance floor formed. You stayed like that for a bit, occasionally posing for pictures with Jeff in your arms and Natasha by your side, until the two of you were called forwards for your first dance.Â
Even as you moved away, Jeffâs head rotated with eyes locked onto the as-yet-uncut wedding cake. While you would usually leave him free to wander, his focus filled you with a deep distrust, forcing you to call Yelena over to keep an eye on him. She thankfully agreed, encouraging you to just enjoy the dance. You joined Natasha in the centre of the room, the dance floor empty save for the two of you, with crowds gathered around the edges to watch the event.Â
A tremble arose in your fingers as nerves started to kick in, but then Natasha took your hands in hers, pulling them closer to herself. "Eyes on me, agent."
"Yes, ma'am"
"You ready?"
"Mhm."
"Pretend it's just us; we can stop if you need."
You swallowed, then nodded again. Natasha gave a nod to the band and the opening notes of 'Can't Help Falling In Love' began to play. As the music picked up, you focused only on that and the woman leading you, following her footsteps better with every second of the dance that passed. Only when the music faded and the applause started did you remember the nerves you had initially felt; for that moment it had seemed like just you and Natasha dancing alone in your bedroom without a single worry.Â
"Well done, my love," Natasha praised when she noticed you regaining awareness of the surroundings, "that's our job done."Â
"That wasn't too bad." You grinned. She smiled at your enthusiasm.
"Then we still have a whole night of dancing to come. Just not alone." As if on cue, the singer called the other guests to the dance floor and you were soon surrounded by teammates and family, all joining in on the festivities by dancing the night away.
By the time you and Natasha fell into bed that night, you were exhausted, the events of the day belatedly taking their toll both mentally and physically. You could tell Natasha was much the same as you helped her out of her dress and threw a pair of pyjamas at her.Â
"I'd say that went pretty well," you said.Â
Her silhouette turned to you in the darkness, the glimmer of moonlight that had made it into the room reflected in her eye. She smiled and nodded her head against the pillow. "I could sleep for days though."
"Missions don't even tire you out this much," you chuckled.
"Missions don't require months of planning and prep."
"...I'm pretty sure they do. What missions are you running?"
"Ones where I get to designate the prep work to lower agents. You'll get there one day, love."
"I should be annoyed but I'm too tired."
"Mmm good, you shouldn't be annoyed at your newlywed wife anyway."
You shuffled, turning your back to her just to feign annoyance, but within seconds you had rotated back to face her. Seeing her eyes struggling to stay open, you bid her goodnight, ending the best day of your life so far.
"Mrrrr!" cried Jeff from his corner bed, startling you both back to full consciousness. You exchanged a look with Natasha, then flopped back onto the pillow with a sigh.
"Goodnight, Jeff" you and your wife replied in sync. The land shark huffed, content that he hadn't been forgotten, and soon drifted off to sleep.Â
It couldn't be the best day without Jeff.
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FINALLY A JEFF ANGST FIC AND YOU DID NOT DISAPPOINT PEPPA, WELL DONE WELL DONE
I can't believe I get to live in a timeline where a Jeff angst fic is REAL. Although perhaps for more Jeff angst, Jeff can be the one who goes instead. I would be utterly inconsolable. Anyway--
It was very sweet when Jeff brought his Lockjaw(?) plush to Nat and R to make them feel better. A classic Jeff move, and not him trying to feed his landshark treats to them lol.
It was unexpectedly sad for us to die. đ€ But I would be interested in seeing more on why exactly Jeff thought it was his fault (I know we discussed it in chat, but to perhaps see the actual mission or something would be interesting).
Also, Nat should have really learned land shark...or sign language...
EXCELLENT FIC PEPPA, I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR WRITING.
The End of the Line
Summary: Out of all your missions, successful or not, none have managed to kill you yet. But you don't realise that even surviving them comes at a cost to your health, even if Jeff vows to make it better.
Word Count: 2261
Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Warnings: not proof read, illness, death, and a very sad Jeff (angst)
A/N: THIS IS NOT CANON TO THE JFU BY THE WAY. THIS IS NON-CANON!! it's not the best thing I've written and I lost motivation to write the middle section of this in full depth, so hopefully it all still makes sense. Hope you enjoy! :) (it's not canon!!)
"You should have gone to the doctor; I told you not to cancel it!"
"We had a mission, Nat. People needed saving. That's our job."
"You need saving.â Natasha sighs, her head in her hands, before she looks up at you. Pleading. âHow far along is it?â
"It's one of the most common types; people survive it every day-"
"Y/N. How far along is it?"
Outside your bedroom, Jeff inches closer, sensing his parents' distress. He doesnât like it when you argue, and he especially doesnât like how upset Natasha seems to be. "It's too far for radiotherapy." He hears you mutter, your already low voice muffled further by the door. The suspense of knowing only half the story becomes too much for Jeff and he soon bursts into the room.
He sees you and Natasha sitting side by side on the bed: you with your hands in your lap, watching your own fingers fidget, while Natasha watches you, her bloodshot eyes scanning your face as if itâs the last time she can.
Determining who needs comfort most, Jeff trots towards Natasha and repeatedly butts at her legs, attempting to ease her worries. He may not be sure why sheâs crying, but he knows he can make it better; he always makes things better.Â
It seems to work when the assassin smiles at him through watery eyes, even picking him up and settling him on her lap. Jeff smiles back, proud to be of service, and happily purrs when Natasha strokes his head. She pets him quickly, to begin with, then slows until her hands stop right above Jeffâs earholes. Jeff continues to smile at her, hoping soon she will remember to keep stroking him and restore his hearing.
"Can you hear me, Jeff?" Natasha whispers. The land shark doesnât reply but instead stares forward with a wide grin and lolled tongue, not giving any visible clues that heâd even noticed her speak. âGood.â
Natasha turns to you again, her expression graver now that Jeff canât overhear. âI want you to be honest with me, Y/N, please, without tangents or deflections: what is the survival rate?â
That was the question you had been expecting and dreading since you first got your diagnosis; the answer is easy to find, and you know you canât keep the truth from Natasha, but a small part of you wishes she would leave it be, that she hadnât asked the question.
You wish that she never had to know.
But you can't always have that wish; this is happening, and you have to think about her, your wife. It's better for her to hear it from you.
"On average... 1 in 10."
A sharp inhale from Natasha; she is trying her best to keep it together, nodding for your sake. "And for you... Are you on the average?" You hear her voice shake but don't comment on it.
"They found it late. The odds are slimmer."
There is a long pause, and then Natasha breaks, a racking sob emerging as you wrap your arms around her. Jeff is not so clueless anymore, and despite Natasha's best efforts, he can tell there is something very, very wrong.
"Mrrr?" Jeff asks as he tilts his head towards you. Natasha releases him from her grasp, restoring his hearing and allowing him to walk in your direction.
You hold out your arms and let him cuddle closer before telling him the truth, âIâm sick, Jeff.â Tears fall sporadically onto his smooth head and you inhale sharply; it really is no easier to say a second time."I don't know if you even know what cancer is, but I'm gonna keep fighting it, try to stay with you and Nat, but⊠well, it's not guaranteed that I'll get better."
Jeff silently hops out of your lap and exits the room, leaving you worried that you've said too muchâŠthat he might be upset, angry, or just needing space to cope. Assuming the latter, you do nothing to stop him; you simply watch him leave. Natasha leans over and you wrap an arm around her shoulder; after a life of missions, countless bullet wounds, and a plethora of near-death scares, you never thought it would end like this.
The two of you are still in that position, contemplating the ironies of life, when Jeff returns. You suddenly sit up straight, relieved to have Jeff back but also bracing yourself to answer any questions he might have. But instead of that, the land shark trails a blanket behind him, while his favourite toy is balanced atop his head. He drops both in front of you before walking out once more.
Natasha reacts first, starting with a small chuckle, that grows into a full blown laugh when she meets your eye and sees you struggling not to do the same. Soon enough, the absurdity of the situation â especially after the gravity of the previous conversation â leads to you laughing along with your wife. You keep meeting her eyes in an attempt to ask a silent question of 'do you understand what's going on?', but it is clear her answer is 'no' and all you're accomplishing is reviving her laughter every time it reaches its dying stages.
Luckily, your confusion is put to rest just minutes later. Jeff pushes a large, locked, and recognisable tin of treats through the door â they are the special kind of treats that you usually reserve for when Jeff is ill, a small treat to help him feel better. The pieces click in your mind and you realise that the items Jeff brought are not as eclectic as you previously thought. The blanket, the toy, the treats â they are all the items you give to Jeff when he's sick.
"What's all this?" Natasha asks him. Her tone is still light, and she looks to you to share the amusement. You smile gently, but it is a surprise to you that she hasn't put the pieces together herself â it's rare for her to be trailing you in her understanding. The knowledge of your condition is still new to her, you remember, and you realise she has already pushed it from her mind, there would be no question about Jeff's actions otherwise. Natasha knows you are going to die. And she is refusing to believe it.
"Mrrrr!"
"He wants to make me okay again," you translate, and Natasha's previously joyous face falls when she's forced to remember. The expression pains you to watch so you turn to Jeff instead.
"Mrrrr?" he asks.
âYeah, Jeff, yeah itâs working. I feel better already.â The land shark hums contentedly at your reassurance. âNow come on up, bud, are you sleepy? I am. We can take a nap together.â
âIâll be outside,â Natasha murmurs, her expression still not lifted, âcall if you need anything.â You note her sunken eyes and the worried frown and read it for what it is: a request for space, for you to allow her to process this.
You nod. âWeâre going to be okay, arenât we Jeff?â
She reads that for what it is: a promise larger than this moment alone⊠and a lie.
As the months pass, changes in your life are inevitable: you ground yourself from field missions, the treatments and their side effects taking too great a toll for you to safely perform your job. But while your life has to change, the same is not true for Natasha and Jeff. Though they attempt to change their routines to suit you â Natasha offers to work from home, while Jeff proposes trips to other rooms in the house instead of the beach where he would rather be â you deny them both, hiding the true extent of your weakness in order that they keep living the life they deserve to live.
It works, for a time, Natasha still takes missions, Yelena takes Jeff when you're too weak to entertain him, and the team works better than ever in their assignment to keep you rested. But at your next check-up, you realise it was all in vain.
Youâre given time to contemplate in the hospital, and you use it wisely: you think of Natasha and how you will tell her, knowing the second you do sheâll rush home and never leave your side again. You think of your life and everything leading to now â sure, thereâs plenty more out there, but if the doctor is right, then youâre satisfied with what youâve had. The life youâve lived wasnât bad at all. Finally, you think of Jeff, who is still so young; you ask the nurse to call Yelena, if the cancer is spreading then you want to spend every last second with Jeff and give him as many happy memories as you can.
The land shark in question barrels into you the moment you cross out of the hospitalâs threshold; Yelena sprints forward to catch you, giving you stability while Jeff eagerly circles the two of you like heâs drawing a figure of eight.Â
âHello to you too, Jeff,â you laugh. You try to embed his contented purrs in your brain, forever wanting to live in that moment, crouched on the floor and scratching him behind his fin.
But then Yelena asks: âwas it good news?â and reality comes crashing back down.Â
Itâs a funny thing, that moment. Around you visitors, patients, and workers all filter in and out, Jeff doesnât notice a thing, still roaming happily, but for you â and for Yelena, since she knows as soon as your face falls â the answer to the Widowâs question slows time to a halt just so it can drain joy out of every molecule of your surroundings.
âOhâ is all Yelena says.
âYeah,â you say, âmaybe we should go to the car.â
Yelena wordlessly leads the way. Meanwhile, Jeff seems close to bursting with how much he has to tell you of his time at Yelenaâs. After one nod, the floodgates open to spew what seems to be a minute-by-minute recount of the week.
âI remember that one, Jeff, I was still at home then,â you interrupt, but that only forces Jeff to restart from the beginning â you decide to stay quiet after that. In truth, Jeffâs narration is exactly what you need; the journey home would be silent otherwise with you staring out of the window, lost in thought, and Yelena driving, facing forwards, not knowing what to say or what to ask. The conversation would come â if not now then when Natasha returns â but for this moment, Jeffâs tale of losing his plush toy under Yelenaâs bed makes for ample distraction. You could live that moment a thousand times over.
A soft âmrrrâ sounds again from just outside the hospital door, this time followed by a scratch, and then silence falls. Natasha knows she should get it â to let Jeff in and break him from a limbo he isnât even aware he is in, but she canât bring herself to do it, not when she knows what awaits him when the barrier of the door is removed. To him, your life is as certain as that of Schrödinger's cat, a fate unknown to the landshark; except Jeffâs thoughts rarely err on the side of realism and his optimistic tendencies generally benefit his perceptionâŠuntil they give him further to fall.
And yet, when he whines again, when the nurse goes to open the door for him, and even when he comes barrelling down the ward to see you, Natasha stays frozen in place, doing nothing to stop his inevitable realisation.
Your heart had stopped eleven minutes before.
âMrrrr?â Jeff greets, nuzzling at your leg. You donât reply. He notices Natasha sob, but thinks nothing of it, she had been crying more over the past few weeks.Â
âMrrr?â he tries again; you had been growing weaker, but still mustered the energy to reach for him whenever he was allowed to visit, unless you were asleep. So he turns to Natasha, she cannot understand him the same way you do, but signing allows her a base level understanding of his language. He nudges first to get her attention, then waves a hand down his face: âAsleep?â
Natashaâs sobs suddenly get heavier, jolting Jeff but ultimately spurring him into action to comfort his other parent: âare you okay?â. The assassin takes a deep, shaky breath, but wipes her eyes and nods.
"Y/N, um, they are asleepâŠin a way." Staring into Jeff's hopeful eyes only brings more tears to Natasha's own; she has to look away, her eyes falling to watch as she spins the ring on her finger. "You remember how we said that a time might come where one of us isn't around anymore? If Y/N's sickness didn't go away?"
Jeff nods.
"Well that's happened. Y/N's asleep and they-" her voice cracks- "they're not going to be waking up. Y/N is gone, Jeff. They're gone." Through blurry eyes, Natasha risks a glance back to Jeff, only to see his whole body drooped like never before and the hope â the belief that had inspired you to keep fighting throughout the whole illness â was gone from his eyes.
"Mrrrr?"
"IâŠI don't know what you're saying, Jeff, I'm sorry, that was alwaysâŠ" Natasha trails off, not willing to accept you were gone just yet.
Jeff mrrs again; he signs as he goes but his hands fly faster then Natasha can comprehend, at least in this state. 'I failed' she catches before he turns to where you rest, 'I'm sorry'.
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JEFFREY!
Always a great time to read a Jeff fic by someone that me or @imagine-knowing-a-name did not write lol.
I'm sure Jeff would be offended if he heard the Avengers comparing him to a goat or hamster. Neither of those animals go "mrrr" so maybe the Avengers need to get their ears checked.
Screaming at how Nat and Bucky were ready to kill Jeff. đ HE'S JUST A BABY, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
I am extremely glad you included a version of Jeff being worthy. :) I always knew he was.
Welcome to the Team
Wanda Maximoff x Reader x Jeff the landshark
Summary: Jeff meets the team
A/N: Here is part 2 of my Jeff AU. In celebration of today being a year since I first posted a fic there will be a double bill of Jeff! The final 1 year celebration request includes Jeff too so you can expect that later on. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this part, it's practically a crack!fic đ
It is unusual for everyone to be sitting in the lounge area on a random Friday afternoon. But you have put it off for long enough so it is time to finally rip off the band-aid.
You are standing facing the group of heroes who are all looking at you expectedly with Wanda standing right behind you. You look over your shoulder and see her give you an encouraging smile, waiting for you to start talking.
Taking a breath, you begin. "Okay. I know you're all wondering why we've asked you here today." And before you can get anywhere the Avengers must think this is the cue to start a guessing game.
"Wanda's pregnant!" Tony exclaims.
Some of the quicker thinkers widen their eyes and reflexively look at you.
You point at him to quickly shut down the thought, "No."
"Really? There have been some weird noises coming from your room lately," Sam thinks aloud.
Once again you are stopped before you can comment.
"You're moving out together?" Bucky asks.
You're about to decline the accusation but then they all come flooding in.
"You finally proposed?" Natasha questions.
"Wanda proposed?" Steve opposes.
"Oh wow, I really thought it would be you to pop the question, Y/n. What a twist," Carol, who you don't even know why she is here, says.
"You got a dog?" Peter speaks with a hopeful look in his eye.
"A cat maybe?" Bucky decides to add his own input. Along with Bruce who follows with, "Perhaps a rabbit?"
You turn to see Wanda amused by the whole thing. Turning back around, you have to raise your voice to be heard, "QUIET!" This manages to restore some order to the meeting you called.
"Thank you," you relax. "None of you are right. Actually I guess Peter, Bucky and Bruce were close."
You see Peter raise his hand for a fist bump but Bruce mistakes it for a high five so it turns into an awkward closed hand around a fist situation. Bucky is too far from either of them to celebrate the small victory.
"There is a new addition to the compound, his name is Jeff," you announce.
"Who names a hamster 'Jeff'?" Peter asks.
"No way, it's going to be a parrot. Or some kind of bird right?" Clint 'The Hawkeye' Barton guesses.
Once again this starts off a new guessing game - What animal could it be?
"Monkey," "Raccoon," "Fox," "Guinea pig," "Chameleon," "Duck!"
You begin to question your life choices, how did you ever end up in this situation? Maybe you should have set this gathering up like a game show at least then it might have been fun for you too.
Instead of stopping them this time you take a seat until they hopefully tire themselves out.
"No, no. From the noises I heard it's definitely a goat," Sam remarks.
You decide it's hopeless when the discussion doesn't look like it will cease. Giving up the waiting game you nod your head to Wanda rolling your eyes, you can tell she is holding in her laughter for your sake.
She leaves the area and after a few moments she returns with Jeff. It is only when the pitter patter sound of footsteps close in do they realise you are no longer standing directly in front of them. Instead you are next to Wanda with a new being between you.
You could hear a pin drop now that everyone's gazes are fixed to the little guy.
"Everybody, this is Jeff," you introduce your new roommate.
The attention seems to make Jeff nervous, you don't know if he has ever had this many eyes on him. Possibly when he was captive in the lab. You realise this could be traumatic for him so you guide him to step behind you.
His two front feet grip your leg as he peers round to see everyone still looking at him.
Wanda sits on the floor close to him with a hand resting on the fin on his back. "It's okay Jeff, they're all friendly," she reassures him.
"Is that a fish with legs?" Clint asks, "Oh man, I was way off."
"He's a shark," you say matter-of-factly. When you see everyone's expression change to a worried or frightened one you clarify further in hopes to calm their nerves. "A landshark!"
It doesn't work.
"Y/n, what the hell is a landshark? You better start explaining and fast," Natasha all but threatens you. You can see one of her hands has disappeared behind her back meaning she is defensively readying a knife behind her.
"He's not harmful, he's really friendly," you say. Then you remember some things you have read about sharks so are quick to add, "Also sharks are misconstrued as being vicious when they're actually not. They get a bad rep even though they're basically puppies of the ocean. Did you know, more people are killed each year by coconu-"
"Y/n!" Natasha interrupts.
"Right," you say, gathering your thoughts and glancing down at him. "He's nice and friendly and really playful. A bit of a clutz too. We've had him hidden in our room for about two weeks now."
This seems to bring Tony's attention away from the shark to you, "Oh really? And you didn't think to mention this to the person who pays for everything around here?"
"We were going to tell you after the first night he stayed but didn't bother because we didn't think he would be here for this long. Dr Cho was trying to get a specialist in to take a look at him but there were delays," Wanda momentarily takes over for you.
"Oh, so Cho knows. That's great," Tony comments sarcastically, "as well as the specialist, right?"
"Yes. Plus two others who work with the specialist," you add much to Tony's dismay.
Jeff seems to be a bit more comfortable because he has come out from behind you. He tugs on your pant leg wanting to be picked up by you so you oblige and feedback to the group what you have found out so far.
"They finally looked him over a couple of days ago. No one knows where he has come from or why he looks the way he does. The working theory is that he was experimented on which fits with what Wanda saw in a flash the first time she came in contact with him."
Jeff starts squirming in your arms so you nod to Wanda to continue while you try to settle Jeff by whispering words of affirmation to him. Telling him none of these people will hurt him as you rub up and down his back.
"From the tests and interacting with him so far he seems to be able to understand us and in addition to being able to breathe air he can breathe underwater too. The more time we spend with him the easier it has been to communicate," Wanda finishes, while she scratches under Jeff's chin which helps calm his nerves.
Everyone looks on in silence as Jeff pulls away from you slightly. You speak in a low tone asking if he wants to say hi to the team. Which, reluctantly, he agrees to.
There is a strong bond between you, even if it hasn't been too long since you found him, so he knows he can trust anyone you want to introduce him to.
You go to place him on the ground but he whines a little while clutching your shirt. Instead, you stand back up and he turns in your arms facing the expecting crowd.
He raises his little hand in a wave speaking in a small voice, "Mrr."
In a second everybody's eyes soften and you hear a collective 'aww' sound out.
Maybe you should have started with this.
They are all about to rush over but you stop them from doing so with a hand out in front of you while taking a step back. Wanda moves swiftly standing between the incoming horde and Jeff.
"One at a time," she requests.
Peter makes his way over first and greets Jeff introducing himself.
It definitely must be a sight, all of this.
A young couple holding a shark as if he is a baby. It is only inevitable that someone asks, "So, is Jeff like your child then?"
And of course that person has to be Natasha.
âŠ
The Jeff you are looking at now is unrecognisable to the Jeff from half an hour ago. He has lossened right up.
After everyone introduced themselves Peter decided to show Jeff his web slingers and, against yours and Wanda's wishes, hung Jeff upside down from the ceiling. The excited noise and wide smile was enough to make you step back. But not too far back just enough, in case you needed to catch him.
After that he spent some time with Carol who showed him a glowing fist. Natasha smirked at Wanda and you as she twirled a knife around her fingers, Bucky doing the same which turned into a contest.
When they weren't looking you picked him up and moved him away from the crazy movements.
As the only member with kids Clint simply spoke to him like he was a baby, Steve said he didn't have any tricks for him but maybe one day he would show Jeff his shield. Sam asked Jeff if he wanted to pet Redwing which he happily did.
Even now Tony has been playing tricks with him, making a coin disappear then reappear from behind Jeff's ear. He had to borrow a coin from someone first, it would have been more surprising if Tony had any small change on his person to begin with.
Next is Bruce who tells Jeff there is someone else he should meet then transforms into the Hulk. Jeff looks at the green giant in wonder then puts his arms up to be picked up so he can be the tallest in the room. When Hulk sees Jeff he crouches down so he is eye level with Jeff, sniffing and surveying him. He chuckles, calls Jeff 'a puny baby' then picks him up and places the landshark on his head.
Shortly after everyone takes their leave. Clint is on his way home to his family, Natasha goes to train with Bucky following behind her. A Hulk-less Bruce returns to the lab with Tony. Steve, Sam and Carol are discussing a mission they are assigned to lead and Peter says he has some homework he needs to finish.
"What a day huh Jeff?" You breathe out, exhausted. Jeff looks at you like a small child while trotting around, jumping on the couches and back onto the floor excited about all the new friends he has made.
"I think Jeff is going to be just fine here," Wanda says to you as you both watch him, side by side.
"Hello good people of Earth!" You hear a familiar loud voice sound from the entrance disturbing your peace. And when he makes it in front of you, he is his usual happy self.
"Hi Thor... What are you doing here?" You ask, confused.
"I'm here for the meeting, of course," Thor says in his cheery voice.
"I didn't know you were on the mailing list," you say a little tiredly trying to think back to the email you sent out.
"I didn't know he knew how to check his email," you hear Wanda's side comment next to you.
"Well, I am the strongest Avenger after all," Thor boasts, "I should be here for all the little talks and what nots."
"Right," you say a little unsurely. "Err, the meeting is over now but it was to introduce a new resident to the compound."
You see him spot Jeff who peeks his head over the backrest between you and Wanda. He is looking at Thor in awe with his mouth agape much like he did when he saw Hulk.
As he climbs over the back rest you stand and Jeff stands next to you in front of Thor his head tilting back as he trails his eyes upwards from the hammer Thor is holding to his face.
"This is Jeff," Wanda says.
"Jeff the landshark," you add.
Thor has seen plenty of creatures in his lifetime so it's no surprise he doesn't react in a negative way. "Oh, how wonderful! Welcome to the team, little landshark!" Thor's voice booms excitedly.
You don't get a chance to tell Thor that Jeff is not a part of the team, only that he is staying with you in the compound because, before you know it, he lifts Jeff onto his shoulder and walks away with him.
Sighing heavily you place your hands on your hips when you hear Thor talking about a battle, going into excruciating details about how he killed a group of enemies. You are a little wary of how Jeff is going to respond to the gory details of war.
Wanda stands and moves behind you. She wraps her arms around your waist, kissing your shoulder. "He-" Wanda was about to say something but is cut off short when you both hear an excited squeal from Jeff in the distance so she rests her chin and giggles against you instead.
"I was going to say he's going to love whatever story Thor brings up, but that's kind of obvious now," she says, smiling into your shoulder.
You sigh again, "I know. But now he's going to want us to talk about all the fights we've endured and I don't think it's good for him."
Next, you hear some scuffling making you cringe because it sounds as though some equipment has fallen and crashed to the ground. Not long later you hear the sound of fast little footsteps making their way in your direction.
Then you hear Thor shout, "JEFF! GIVE THAT BACK."
Well this can't be good.
Before you can move from your spot Jeff runs past you with Mjolnir clutched in his mouth. Wanda has stepped beside you and when you glance at each other you see she holds the same shocked expression as you.
You both then turn to see Jeff's figure running out of the entrance doors. Wanda is clearly amused but you speak aloud the question on your mind, "How is he worthy and I'm not?" You ask, insulted.
Wanda wraps her arms around your neck, her fingers playing with your hair, "It's okay honey, you don't need a hammer telling you anything I don't already know."
She is leaning in to kiss you but a new voice enters your ears.
"Sestra! Come look! There's a dog in a shark costume out here!" Pietro exclaims, "And he's holding a fake hammer too!"
It is official.
Jeff has met the whole team.
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