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hulijingemperor2 · 2 months

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Qin Su: these are such lovely paintings of us, Yao Huangdi.

Yao: definitely. They have captured Huanghou perfectly.

Qin Su: *smiles* what about you?

Anyways, who could ever capture all your beauty.

Yao: oh darling, don't flatter me. *opens fan and extended his hand for her to hold.

Qin Su: such a Huangdi, heehee. *holds hand*

Yao: hmm. So where shall we go?

Qin Su: anywhere..

Yao: ooo, anywhere?

Qin su: how about we check up on team dimple. They must be dying to see you.

Yao: I think they're stalking me right now. Around the corner.

Qin Su: oh my goodness.

Yao: ah, team dimple things.

Qin Su: *pokes* Huangdi.

I'm so embarrassed to ask you this. Forgive me.

Yao: haha, why are you embarrassed?

Qin Su: because it's shameless.

Yao: pfft.....not for my wife.

Qin su: *blushing* tonight.....

Yao: tonight??

Qin Su: can we spend some imtimite time.

Yao: of course. Why do you have to ask?

Qin su: yea Huangdi, but I want to see your savage side. You look really hot.

Team dimple had experienced it. *pouts*

Yao: *laughing daintily* what savage side, A-Su?

Team dimple: *peeping out*

Xue yang: come on Jiggylicious. When you are a smoking hot hulijing.

Su she: with the magnificent glowing eyes, like the sun. And that majestic posture. Looking like a god.

Mo xuanyu: a well sculpted hulijing god. Enslaving team dimple with the flick of your wrist.

Qin Su: see what i mean.

Yao: told you that team d were eavesdropping on us.

Su she: we could never, huangdi. We were just observing.

Yao: hmmm.

Qin Su: Yao Huangdi!

Yao: ahahaha, well if you wish.

But I don't take advantage of women, so I won't be rough.

Qin Su: I know my Huangdi is delicate as a flower.

*blushing*

Yao: I'll have you as my queen while team dimple belly dances for us.

Team dimple: *wiping their nosebleed*

Su she: you...want....us....to...belly dance? *turning red*

Mo xuanyu: ahhhhhhh, Yao gege! *blush* Yao gege that's my dream come true.

Xue yang: of course, Jiggy. My master.

Yao: lovely. Would you like that?

Qin su: sounds perfect.

Yao: *opens fan again* let's go feed the koi darling.

Team d, wipe up your nosebleed and come with us.

Team dimple: *speaking gibberish*

Xue yang: you're so hot.

Su she: mo xuanyu, he said to wipe your nosebleed!

Mo xuanyu: wipe yours first!

Su she: *wipes*

Mo xuanyu: *does the same* Yao gege is so drunkening

Xue yang: Jiggy can I just lick your dimples once?!

Yao: soon.

Xue yang: oh my goodness.

Su she: Huangdi, I will forever please you.

Yao: I know dear.

Su she: *kisses his hand*

Yao: team d. I was showing A-Su our imperial portrait I have commissioned.

It came out so lovely.

Su she: you both are more gorgeous in real life.

Xue yang: like too gorgeous.

Mo xuanyu: it should be illegal to be so hot.

Yao: Huangdi is above the law.

Su she: gosh that's right.

Yao: aw team dimple!! I plan on putting the portrait up in the imperial hall.

Su she: as you wish, Huangdi.

~~~

That night, A-Yao was reclining while drinking one of the most expensive wines in his empire. His eyes were glowing gold and his hulijing features were out. Attendants stood by grooming his nine tails.

Meng Yao Huangdi is already very gorgeous, but as a full hulijing, he looks more hot~ like a work of art.

Afterwards, Qin Su entered~ also with her floof out. Unfortunately for her, she only has one tail, yet she's still beautiful.

Now we know why Rusong is so good-looking. As he has both Meng and Qin genes.

Qin Su: *mesmerized by A-Yao, whose gaze was fixated on his cup.

She bows politely.*

Attendants: greetin~

Qin Su: *puts her finger on her lips, for them to stay quiet.

Then she dismisses them*

Huangdi, should we leave?

Yao: *smiling* certainly. But hang around.

Yes Huangdi. Sorry for ruining the surprise.

Yao: I knew Huanghou arrived already.

*lifted gaze*

Qin Su: how? *blushing*

Greetings Yao huangdi.

Yao: hello dear. I got an instinct when you entered quietly.

Qin Su: walks behind his couch and rested her floof on his shoulder.

Yao: *caresses it lovingly, until she pulls it away*

Qin Su: you forgot that I'm a hulijing too.

Yao: never.

Qin Su: mmm, good to know.

Is there a day when you don't look sexy and powerful? *kneels by his side*

Yao: *sips wine* *chuckles daintily* I doubt.

Qin Su: all the beauty of the Jianghu comes for you, surely.

Yao: that's when you run it, darling.

Qin su: I see.

Now my Huangdi lord is drinking wine?

Yao: yes. It's made from rare flowers. Also it doesn't have a harsh taste and aroma, hence my breath will smell of flowers instead of alcohol.

Qin Su: quite smart.

Yao: mn. Now tell me why. *lifts chin* why is my Huanghou kneeling?

Qin Su: before Huangdi. The lord of all hulijings, Kitsunes, Gumihos and the Jianghu.

Yao: *sits up and raises her* sit next to me. *kisses hands* that's where you belong.

Qin Su: *turning red* Huangdi!

Yao: what's mine is yours. Darling, have some wine.

*pours*

Qin Su: *sips* ah, so delicious. Yao huangdi always have the nicest things.

Yao: fit for us, and our status.

Qin Su: you're right.

Yao: *puts her in his arms*

Qin Su: *smiling* Huangdi I really do miss everything. And I'm happy I'm with you again.

Yao: *joking* you missed spending my money?

Qin Su: no! Maybe yes.

Yao Huangdi, I miss you mostly.

I don't care about wealth. You'll always be majestic.

Yao: aww A-Su.

Qin Su: remember when we first met. You weren't even in the Jin sect yet.

Yao: how could I forget.

Qin Su: you were so confusing.

Yao: haha, confusing? How was I confusing?

Qin Su: firstly, when you saved me from being kidnapped by Wen Chao, I thought that you were a rouge cultivator or a mortal. You weren't affiliated with any of the five great clans, and neither the minor ones.

I don't know how would I make out as that evil man's concubine. It still disgusts me.

Do you see how he disrespected Wang Lingjiao.

Yao: yes, I'm glad you were safe. I know how it is when a woman is taken advantage of.

It leaves scars on their soul as well.

Qin Su: that's when I fell for you. I couldn't forget your face. And those dimples!

*sigh* I was head over heels.

You were truly a hero, saving me, especially without him noticing who you are.

Then bam! I saw you as a Nie.

Yao: yea, I became a Nie right after leaving Yunping.

I was Nie Mingjue's right hand man.

Qin Su: ah, so I have heard.

Once again you confused me by changing clans. As you became a Wen now.

How could you be a Wen? Wens and Nies are enemies.

Now that's the second time you saved me from almost getting stabbed.

Yao: as a spy I earned the trust of Wen Ruohan, hence I got power too.

They held you at ransom, and wished to stab you, but I saved you and executed them instead.

Afterwards I told Wen Ruohan that they were doing a move that would cause the destruction of his sect. Politically.

Qin Su: that's when I fell deeply in love.

Huangdi you're too genius for them!

Yao: same. I fancied you a lot.

Qin Su: I wanted to marry you and only you! And when I found out your name. I walked up to my parents and told them, I want to marry Meng Yao, who later became Jin guangyao.

A-niang was elated, but A-Die refused.

Because they know that you're the young hulijing Huangdi. A-niang, being a hulijing herself was glad that I had royal tastes. And I was already rich and well mannered. Perfect for the Huangdi.

Then A-Die was worrying about me being a concubine or an ill fated empress.

As A-niang told her about taihou running for her life, and hiding in a brothel. Afterwards working as a prostitute to earn a living.

Qin Su: then I came of age to be married off. I was really sad, and no one really carried about my sadness.

A-Die went to Jinlintai to congratulate guangshan, despite hating him. As his "long lost son" has been accepted into the Jin sect.

And his name is Jin guangyao. Jin guangyao was the one I was going to marry.

I didn't want to marry him, or even see him. Not knowing that Meng Yao and Jin guangyao were the same person.

If I knew, I would have come to Jinlintai to meet him.

Yao: oh dear.

Qin Su: *nudges* you keep changing identities!

Yao: ahaha. Well it was necessary at the time, A-Su. *caresses face* you find it attractive?

Qin Su: too attractive!

Later on, I met this Jin guangyao, and I felt so delighted to fund out thar he was the same person!

Yao: gosh, remembered our private times?

Qin su: the best times of my life.

And you're so charming as well as regal.

Yao: and you are so pleasant and simple. You carry about yourself with poise.

Certainly I enjoyed our private time.

Qin su: *giggles* Huangdi. That's when I became pregnant with Rusong.

Yao: well.

Qin su: I was the happiest.

Marrying you and having your child.

Yao: Meng Yao's or Jin Guangyao's?

Qin Su: both! *laughing* you're something else, Huangdi.

Yao: *kisses* look at you know.

You're my Huanghou. *kisses*

Qin Su: and I'm very happy. *kisses*

Yao: *caresses her back and strokes her hair*

Qin Su: *doing the same* I want to be devoted to you forever!

Yao: I'll forever keep you close.

*lifts her up in his arms*

Qin Su: *buries her head in his chest*

Yao: *elegantly rests her on the bed and laid next to her, rubbing her face with love.

Qin su: you're a dream. *smiling*

Yao: I see.

Qin Su: Yao Huangdi. Hide those dimples.

Do you want to give Rusong and Jingyi another sibling?

Yao: *kisses her forehead* if fate allows.

Or if my empress allows.

Qin Su: aww.

*snuggles in his arms*

Yao: I believe that you need a little entertainment. *claps twice, then team dimple entered*

Xue yang: hey Jiggylicious.

Su she: how do we look?

Mo xuanyu: we'll start belly dancing.

Yao: ah go ahead. You look lovely.

Team dimple: *blushing, then started to blush.

Yao: absolutely lovely.

Qin Su: *grinning*

Yao: A-Su. I got a gift for you, as well as team dimple.

Qin Su: *blush* really, huangdi?

Yao: *goes, and comes back with a jewel box. Then adorned her hands with golden bracelets*

Qin Su: how exquisite!

Yao: I got you a few fans too, dear.

Qin Su: I love you, Huangdi. I mean, A-Yao.

Yao: *hugs* love you too.

A-Yao.

Mo xuanyu: you have gifts for us???

Yao: yes darlings.

For your beautiful dancing.

Come.

Team dimple: *walks forward, then kneels*

Yao: *gives Minshan one of his robes* for you shrine*

Su she: this is the most precious thing. Thank you so much, Huangdi. *hugs the robe*

Yao: *gives mo xuanyu two golden combs, all studded with gems.

Mo xuanyu: omg! Thank you, Yao gege! This is so pretty!

Yao: *gives xue yang some ruby jewelry, and a ruby studded dagger.*

Xue yang: what hot gifts you give me! *kisses his face* thanks Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: *kisses*

Su she: *kisses his hand*

Yao: you're very welcome, team dimple.

I must give you guys gifts.

Qin Su: *kisses A-Yao*

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #meng yao #dimpledlianfang #hulijing emperor 2 #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #part 2 #su she #the untamed

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dimpledlianfang · 2 years

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I'm crying right now🥺😭😭.

Bro this is canon🥲. How did the generator know

#jin guangyao #lan xichen #zewu jun #lianfang zun #dimpledlianfang #mdzs #the untamed #meng yao #mo dao su zhi #cql #mdzs donghua #mdzs au #this is everything rn #high level nusic i see #guqin lessions #gusu #xiyao #xichen

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dimpledlianfang · 2 years

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The whole Yao Harem is here😛💯🌟🌟🌟🌟

I know 3 others are missing but😄😄😄.

And jiggy looks so smug about it🤭🙄

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hulijingemperor2 · 2 months

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Our Yao Huangdi 🦊 and Qin Huanghou.

(They're different in the fanfic~ as you can see)

~ this will soon be the new cover pic🌟🌟🌟🌟

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #meng yao #dimpledlianfang #hulijing emperor 2 #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #part 2 #su she #the untamed

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dimpledlianfang · 2 years

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The cast lol

(According to xy)

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The Simp.

Su she/Su Minshan.

The ( hot cheerleader) he's simping on.

Jiggy.

The Cheerleader's friend and mean girl

The kid a.k.a Jinling. Young Mistress Jin. Or simply the Kid.

The junior crew that JL is in.

Along with chicken boy and Wangxian's love Child.

Lan lips.

He's also Jiggy's friend, and a simp.

Lan Xichen

The B****.

He knows everyone's business, but acts like he doesn't know.

He's enemies with the hot cheerleader.

Medium rare Dage!

Nhs's bro

Nie mingjue.

The goth kid.

(He's also a Jiggy Simp)

Last but not least!!

Xue yang~~ everyone's fav Laoshi🍭

@verycatbluebird

@tuzi02

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hulijingemperor2 · 8 days

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Rusong: *standing outside A-qing's door*

A-qing: *coming out, wearing a beautiful pastel green dress~ along with accessories, her gifted comb, and makeup*

Rusong!

Rusong: *glancing at her*

A-qing: *blushing*

Rusong: you look pretty.

A-qing: thanks. Mo xuanyu did my makeup.

Rusong: that's sweet of uncle Mo.

*grabs her hand and lovingly placed his lips on her ear*

A-qing: R....Rusong....*turning red* what if someone....sees us.....

Rusong: *hugs* everyone knows that we're a couple. And who dares to eavsdrop on us.

A-qing: oh. *blushing* then, I can do this.

*kisses his dimple*

Rusong: *looks into her eyes*

A-qing: Rusong, you have a cute little smile.

Rusong: *lifts chin* you too.

Shall we, A-qing?

A-qing: let's go.

The party was in full swing! The Junior quartet were there sampling wine while a notorious Gumihos, Kitsunes and Hulijings were lounging around, having a good time.

Everyone present were either young business heirs~ and heiresses, or the elite.

Hey Dianxia,

Greetings, Dianxia.

Rusong: hello. Glad you can make it. *smile*

Your party is awesome as always, Dianxia.

Rusong: Jingyi and I had planned it.

Oh nice!

Rusong: mn. This is my girlfriend, A-qing.

You two make a perfect pair.

A-qing: *shy* nice to meet you guys.

Like his A-Die, Rusong loves mingling with the elite and being a proper host.

You have good tastes in women, Dianxia.

Love your style, Wangfei.

A-qing: ah. We're not married yet. *blushing intensely*

And I don't get that a lot.

Rusong: isn't she adorable? She's so cute when she blushes.

Of course Dianxia. She's extremely adorable.

Rusong: A-qing these are the children of merchants, ministers business owners, marquise, and minor nobles.

A-qing: ohh. (Rich Dianxia has rich friends)

Rusong: we'll be over there if you need anything.

Or if you can't find me, just look for er Dianxia.

Sure.

You're a wonderful host!

Er Dianxia! *hugs*

Jingyi: hey dude.

We came all the way to Korea.

Jingyi: ohh! My Gumiho counterparts.

Yea!

Jingyi: pleasure to meet you.

Jingyi: *exhales*

Jinling: finally, you got a job.

Jingyi: Jinling I always had a job. I'm a cultivator!

Jinling: dude that's more of a sport.

Jingyi: cultivation is hard work.

Sizhui: oh guys, don't argue. I totally agree that cultivation is a task by itself.

Jingyi: thank you Sizhui. My well wisher.

Ouyang Zizhen: *chugging down some more wine*

Jingyi: I don't know how Rusong can host a party. It's kinda tough.

Rusong: what's so tough?

Quartet: Rusong!!!

Rusong: hey guys.

Ouyang zizhen: hi Dianxia. And A-qing.

Sizhui: Dianxia. Who's this?

Jingyi: she's my sister-in-law. I'll beat someone up if they do anything to her.

A-qing: since when are nice. Where did your bossiness go.

Jingyi: Jinling was rubbing off on me so that's why I was bossy.

Jinling: hey!

Rusong: she's my girlfriend, Sizhui gege.

Ouyang Zizhen: well we all know the bro code. Our bro's gf is our sister-in-law and we got to protect them.

A-qing: ahh.

Jinling: Rusong, you didn't tell me this!

*nudges* why?!

Rusong: because it wasn't official yet.

Jinling: congrats Song. You little chick magnet.

Rusong: *laughing* thanks Ling gege!

A-qing: who are you? And why do you look like the scary peacock?

Jingyi: that's mistress Jin. Aka princess Jin.

A-qing: lol why are you calling him mistress Jin.

Jingyi: soon you'll find out.

Rusong: A-qing. This is my cousin, Jinling.

He's also like a brother.

A-qing: ohh waww. He looks so fancy, like you.

Jinling: thanks a lot.

And you better treat my baby cousin right.

A-qing: yea I got it.

So you're a Wangzi too?

Jinling: yes. My A-Die is the emperor.

The one you called the scary peacock.

A-qing: my bad.

Jinling: you shouldn't talk about my A-Die like that.

A-qing: fine.

Anyways, you two are the next generation of peacock and fox.

Rusong: exactly.

Jinling: we'll be Huangdis soon! *rests his arm on Rusong's shoulder* just Rusong and I, running the empire.

A-qing: cool!

Jingyi: I'll get so drunk on that day. Celebrating Rusong.

Then I'll congratulate Jinling.

Jinling: you can't stop being sour, can't you.

A-qing: I'm happy that you guys have a healthy bond!

Sizhui: mhm. Yes we do.

Where are you from?

A-qing: Yi city!!

You know. Coffin town!

Jingyi: that foggy place we went, Sizhui. Your remember?

Jinling: your brain is foggy.

Jingyi: because I'm sharing a brain cell with you.

Sizhui: I remember. We were doing some night hunting there once.

Ouyang Zizhen: isn't she gorgeous? Even though we're sharing Rusong Dianxia.

Rusong: ehem.

Ouyang Zizhen: sorry.

Rusong, you and your dimples had really attracted a beauty, as well as myself. Um...

How are you so charming.

Rusong: I think i do it without trying.

Ouyang Zizhen: Rusong, you're fab.

Jinling: you're so suspicious.

Sizhui: in Yi city, we were almost attacked by xue yang.

Jingyi: oh yea! I forgot about that!

A-qing: because you guys were trespassing. He doesn't like when people are in his territory, and also he was already in a bad mood.

Ouyang Zizhen: what happened to him? How can a hot dude be in a bad mood.

Rusong is never in a bad mood...*panics* not that I'm saying you're hot! Well...you are....Rusong, it isn't about you.

Rusong: *confused*

A-qing: he was in a bad mood because Songlan tried to choke him, then he went away with Xingchen.

And on top of that he accidentally soiled his xingchen cosplay.

Jingyi: with dirt?

A-qing: no. With blood.

And blood stains.

Rusong: as expected of uncle muffin.

A-qing: Are you guys princes too?

Sizhui: cultivators.

A-qing: you're Wangxian's kid?

Sizhui: yes. I was originally a wen.

A-qing: ohhhhh xue yang told me a lot about you! And how your parents do everyday means everyday.

Sizhui: haha. That's what they do best.

Ouyang Zizhen: I'm the sect leader of the Bailing Ouyang clan. For now I'm doing sect leader training.

A-qing: that's great.

Sizhui: and I'm the Wen sect leader.

Aqing: ohh. Well my Rusong is~

Sizhui: the Laoling Qin sect leader.

I know. He's awesome.

Aqing: right!

Afterwards some Kitsunes and Gumihos came and greeted Rusong and Jingyi.

Rusong: hey guys. *speaking Japanese*

Kitsunes: *heart melting*

Yes yes, Dianxia. We're enjoying ourselves.

Dianxia, your Japanese is so cute and quite proper.

Rusong: thank you. I practiced.

Ouyang zizhen: *shocked* Rusong knows Japanese?!

Jinling: and Korean. He has been able to speak them since childhood. Thanks to Xiao shushu and a couple of tutors.

Jingyi: my bro is super talented.

I'm still taking classes for those two languages.

Sizhui: that's cool!

Jinling: I hope you don't stress out the hulijings.

Some random Gumiho: Dianxia, can you tell a joke in Korean?

Rusong: my Korean is still rusty but I'll try. Just for you.

If A-Die was here, he would have helped me.

Er Dianxia, we want to hear your Japanese too.

Jingyi: ok guys. *speaks Japanese*

Awe. Brilliant!

But practice makes perfect!

Jingyi: yea I got to keep practicing.

Gumihos: *cracking up* Dianxia you have one wicked humor.

Rusong: glad you like, lol.

A-qing: Rusong, Rusong. Tell me something pretty in Japanese.

Rusong: *lifts chin* like?

A-qing: something what will make me blush.

Rusong: Anata wa watashi no monodesu.

A-qing: now what does that mean?

Rusong: *kisses her in her forehead* you're mine.

A-qing: *blushing* Rusong.

Rusong: it's true.

Ouyang Zizhen: awwwwwwww. I ship you two!!

A-qing: now i want to learn Japanese so I can understand you and your love talks.

Rusong: *smiling* as you wish.

Ouyang Zizhen: bro, isn't that your code language.

Rusong: nop. My Yunping dialect is. *wink*

Ouyang zizhen: nice!

Jinling: Rusong is very smart as always.

Sizhui: very charming.

Rusong: oh guys.

Lol, let's go take some cocktails. Shrimp and wine.

Jingyi: right behind you! You diva.

Rusong: A-qing, what type of wine do you want?

There's Korean wine there too.

A-qing: well let me go with the Korean one then.

Rusong: delightful choice.

Try the takju.

It's the best.

A-qing: ahh.

~~~

In Jing Manor's main mansion 📍.

Yao: *reclining while eating shrimp and drinking expensive wine from Dongying.

Xue yang: diva. Your shrimp is bussin.

Mo xuanyu: are these from Song'er and Jingyi's party?

Yao: mhm.

Su she: *sipping wine* I bet this will get Lan lips drunk.

Mo xuanyu: one way to find out!!!

Xue yang: Dianxia got some expensive stuff for his bash.

Yao: because he's Song'er.

He has the best things.

Su she: Song'er was born a diva.

Yao: exactly.

Xue yang: Jiggy, Jiggy, let's do some sexy roleplay nah. Since the juniors are busy partying.

Su she: stop acting like wei wuxian.

Anyways, can we, Huangdi?

Mo xuanyu: with your whip.

Yao: *laughing* I don't see why not.

Mo xuanyu: let's do it in your torture chamber.

Yao: excellent idea.

*stood up* i need some more wine.

Xiying.

Xiying: yes Huangdi. I'll order more wine and deliver it to your torture chambers

Fuying: should I get you your execution heels?

Team dimple: YES!!!!

Yao: *glares at them. Then looks at his attendant* certainly, Fuying. Please get them.

(Whenever Yao huangdi operates his torture chamber or handles criminals, he would wear high heeled boots. He has countless pairs of high heeled boots but these are his execution boots~ which are kept in another place.

Hulijings are hoarders when it comes to their Huangdi)

Fuying: yes Huangdi.

~~~

Torture chambers 📍

Yao: *sitting while his fox spirit servants put his execution boots on him, as well as poured him wine and fanned him*

Other fox spirits: *clinging on to their emperor*

Team dimple: *wiping their nosebleed*

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege looks so powerful with his fox spirits.

Su she: he's definitely the lord of fox spirits.

Xue yang: Jiggy can take over the world with them. I'll find it very hot if he do.

Yao: team d.

Trio: *falls on their knees*

Yao: relax. I just called you.

Do you want me to chain you myself. Or should I ask my fox spirits to do it.

Su she: do anything you like, Huangdi.

Xue yang: *grinning*

Yao: *puts some shackles on mo xuanyu* A-Yu.

Mo xuanyu: *blushing* Yao gege.

Yao: I'm going to chain you to a post. *caresses mxy's lips* but don't worry. Team dimple will keep you company.

Mo xuanyu: do whatever, Yao gege.

Yao: perfect hostage. *lifts chin*

*turns to his servants* get the Lan.

Hulijings: yes Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: why Lan lips?! He doesn't deserve you, Yao gege.

Yao: shhh. *kisses*

Mo xuanyu: oh my goodness.

Yao: don't quarrel. *pats his cheek playfully*

Yao: xue yang.

Xue yang: *grinning* what do you want Jiggylicious. *goes to hug him*

Yao: *grabs his chin* not so fast.

Xue yang: are you gonna destroy me?

Yao: certainly, my little delinquent.

Xue yang: *goes to touch A-Yao's butt*

Yao: *hits him with his fan.*

Xue yang: dang Jiggy. Why are you protecting your cakes like that.

Are you preserving them for Xichen?

Yao: *glares at him*

*then chained him up and tied him next to mo xuanyu.*

Xue yang: can I have one kiss?! That little cutesleeve xuanyu got one!

Mo xuanyu: because Yao gege loves me!

Xue yang: he loves me more!

Mo xuanyu: I don't believe that!

Yao: enough!

Both: yes Huangdi.

Yao: *caressing xue yang's face* my delinquent. Why are you upset. *shows him some candy* hungry?

Xue yang: for those lips of yours.

Yao: *throws the candy away* as you wish.

Xue yang: how is my savage Jiggylicious not fighting me tonight.

Yao: because I'm a fair person. Everyone deserves a kiss.

*kisses passionately*

Xue yang: Jiggy. You're so sweet! Like honey!

Like candy.

Yao: ah really.

Xue yang: I love you. You make me feel so drunk! Ah!

Yao: *smiling* do you want to kiss the dimple.

Xue yang: hell yea.

*kisses*

Yao: mn.

Minsh~~

Su she: *kowtowing* I'm here, my emperor. I was waiting for you to chain me up.

*kneels before him and kisses A-Yao's hands*

Yao: my dear. You're the sweetest thing.

Su she: here are the chains and shackles.

Should I bring your whip?

Yao: *amused*

Yao: that isn't necessary. But I'll indeed chain you.

Su she: *stood up*

Yao: *pecks him* devoted henchman.

Mo xuanyu and xue yang: *jealous*

Su she: Huangdi, all my masculine energy is yours. Feel free to use me.

Yao: I'll never hurt you, Shanshan.

*Chains him up*

Hulijings: *coming in with Xichen*

Yao: hi Huan. *sits and crosses his legs*

Xichen: *astonished by his surroundings and A-Yao who was surrounded by fox spirits*

A-Yao you have a whole torture chamber?!

Yao: mn.

Do you like?

Su she: do you have a problem, Lan lips!

Mo xuanyu: you can leave if you want.

Xue yang: I don't know why this hot emperor Yao even called you.

Yao: *sips some wine*

Xichen: *kneels* A-Yao Huangdi.

Yao: *grabs Xichen's flute and lifted Xichen's chin with it*

Don't listen to team dimple.

Would you stay with me?

Xichen: *hiccups*

Yao: *using the flute to caress Xichen's face* excellent.

Xichen: *hiccups* A-Yao Huangdi, are those heels you're wearing? *hiccups*

Yao: yep.

Xichen: you look hot, my love. *kisses*

Yao: *kisses him some more*

Xichen: *rubbing A-Yao's hips affectionately*

Yao: *amused by him*

Huan, I feel cold.

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips, how dare you give Yao gege discomfort.

Su she: evil Lan.

Yao: guys. He didn't give me discomfort.

Winter is about to come soon, so nights would be chilly.

Su she: this Lan lips is turning everything into the cloud recesses.

Yao: *laughing*

Xichen: take my outer robes, A-Yao! You'll feel warmer.

Yao: *looking at his attendants* take it off for him.

And don't touch his headband.

Yes huangdi.

Attendants: *putting the lan robes on him*

Yao: since you're mine Huan, if someone else touches your headband,

they might lose their fingers.

Xue yang: why is Jiggy so hot.

Su she: I know right.

Yao: *ties Xichen's hands with his headband* beautiful.

Xichen: *blushing*

Yao: *drags him* let's go, Lan lips.

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Jingyi: *entering* Rusong!

A-Qing: this guy!

Jingyi: oh no.

Yao; Yi'er. *smile*

Jingyi: hey Diedie. I just want to borrow Rusong for a bit.

Bro! Gumiho dancers or Kitsunes?

Rusong: both!

And I have invited Ling gege and the homies!

Jingyi: love that! Got ya, Dianxia.

Yao: all for the party?

Rusong: yep. We invited some friends and the hulijings, Kitsunes and Gumihos as well.

Yao: the whole empire, Song'er? *laughing*

Rusong: *joking* as I must!

Yao: have fun you two.

A-Qing: what's a gumiho?

Rusong: a Korean fox spirit. A-Die is the Gumiho emperor of the North as well

A-Qing: do you guys know Korean then?!!

Rusong; A-Die do, but my Korean is a little rusty.

We know Japanese though.

A-Qing: what a multilingual Huangdi.

Su she: yes, he's very very talented.

Xue yang: Jiggy, do you know the language of love?

Yao: *gives him a piece of candy*

Xue yang: *grinning*

Qin Su: Songsong, here's some money for the party. *hands them a few sacks of taels* you deserve the best.

Yao: and here's extra!

Rusong: thank you, A-niang, A-Die!

Jingyi: you're awesome! Thanks!

Yao: no prob, darlings.

A-Qing: Jiggy, how did you adopt the enemy?

Yao: excuse me?

A-Qing: xue yang told me all about him! He doesn't like team dimple.

Yao: My dear Jingyi only glorifies Hanguang Jun.

But other than that he's a nice kid.

Jingyi: right! Tell her Diedie.

A-Qing: diedie my foot!

Do you guys even like Hanguang Jun?

Su she: I fell to stab him and his Lan brother every time.

He also insulted my Huangdi on many occasions.

Jingyi: when did he do that?!!

Su she: it's uncountable.

And not only insulted but attacked him too!

This pompous Lan zhan can't even look my Huangdi's way.

Jingyi: that's a lie!

Qin Su: you shouldn't go against your A-Die, Jingyi! Don't forget your filial piety and your respect towards Huangdi.

Jingyi: shit. I forgot.

Sorry Diedie.

Yao: it's fine.

Xue yang: dude is a major obstacle for me. Him and his fruity self.

Mo xuanyu: he said that it's illegal to look like wei wuxian.

*sobs*

What if I have the same colored hair and share the love for demonic cultivation as him.

Should I be brunette or go blonde?

A-Qing: see. See what Lan zhan did to them.

Jingyi: that doesn't have anything to do with me!!

Yao: A-qing, relax. We're one happy family. And look. Him and Rusong make adorable siblings.

Yes, we don't really fancy Hanguang Jun so much but we do respect him. Well I do.

I'll protect my team dimple, Song'er, A-niang and my empire from him and other cultivators if I must.

A-Qing: that's really strong emps!

Yao: yes.

I would also make it clear that I don't like how he treated Minshan.

And eavesdropped on my Yunping-Dongying project.

Jingyi: that's bad, Diedie. I just realised.

Yao: mn. But Wei Gongzi is my favorite brother-in-law. Don't tell Jiang cheng tho.

Xue yang: they like coming up with ways to tie up their Lan.

A-Qing: oh my goodness.

Yao: well. If you want to put it that way.

Jingyi: let's go Rusong. We got to plan some stuff.

Rusong: right behind you.

A-qing. I'll order an outfit and a few jewelry for you.

A-qing: *blushing*

You don't have to. Rusong.

Rusong: I must give my girlfriend gifts, right.

And especially for an event like this.

A-qing: awww.

Rusong: see you soon. *kisses her on her forehead*

Qin Su: that's our son.

Yao: I know right.

He well skilled.

Qin Su: and those dimples! Huangdi, you have blessed him with your beauty mark.

A-qing: *speechless and weak in the knees*

Mo xuanyu: congratulations.

Su she: you're officially a simp.

Xue yang: this girl was always a simp.

Xue yang: come with us. *grabs her wrist*

A-qing: where xue yang! I don't want to go anywhere with you.

Mo xuanyu: A-qing, trust us. We're going to teach you how to be a proper simp.

Yao gege and Song'er are a superior level of beauty.

Su she: not any one can handle their hotness.

Yao: oh dear.

Team dimple.

Xue yang: Jiggy, you come too!

Later on...

Xue yang: welcome to the simp club, Yuyu.

Mo xuanyu: thank you yangyang.

Xue yang: welcome to the simp club Shanshan.

Su she: thank you, lol.

Xue yang: Jiggy, you just sit on that mobile throne. Cuz you're hot and our special guest.

Mo xuanyu: how are we going to function with our love in our midst.

Su she: we'll get through it.

Xue yang: welcome, A-qing.

A-qing: why the f# you brought me here! In this fierce corpse training ground!

Xue yang: former fierce corpse training ground. Now it's just a woodshed.

The only fancy thing here is Jiggy's throne, lol.

Mo xuanyu: we carry it in certain places. Like if Yao gege wants to watch fierce corpse training or regular training, or swordfighting.

Su she: some kind of prisoner execution.

Xue yang: you know. Those kinds of stuff.

The fox spirits would just wheel it there. Beforehand of course.

A-qing: you pamper emps a lot.

Su she: mhm.

Xue yang: anyways. Welcome to the simp club.

A-qing: I don't want to be a part of your fking simp club!!

Do I look like a simp!

Xue yang: stop being ungrateful!

Mo xuanyu: we're going to teach you how to get A-Song. And show the fox spirit attendees who's Song'er's girlfriend!

Xue yang: do you like him? You two are going to party?

A-qing: non of your business!

Xue yang: I'll make it my business.

Su she: A-qing, I think you should be yourself in front of Song'er. And don't end up like Lan lips.

Mo xuanyu: Song'er and Yao gege are a different level of hot. And they have a secret weapon.

You only can be born with it to wield it.

Su she: it gives the simps nosebleeds in 20 different ways.

A-qing: are you talking about their dimples?!!

Xue yang: smart girl.

Xue yang: Jiggy and Jiggy 2.0 are gorgeous. They don't need a simp class.

All Jiggy has to do is sit, show his dimple and open his fan, for the entire Jianghu to go feral.

If he says kneel, the entire Jianghu will be on their knees.

Yao: well. *opens fan* that's what happens.

I can't help it.

Su she: Huangdi slays! And mini boss Dianxia is following his footsteps.

Mo xuanyu: you got a very powerful guy on your hands.

The second most powerful person in the Jianghu.

Aqing: waw! Well not gonna lie, Rusong is kinda hot.

Xue yang: well don't be shy! Kiss his dimples. They love dimple kisses.

Mo xuanyu: and maybe give him some fried tofu. It pleases hulijings. But it must be gourmet.

A-qing: why?!!

Mo xuanyu: because it's an imperial hulijing you're dealing with. He wants the best.

And one thing, you have to learn some conduct too. Cuz you'll be present in various banquets with him.

A-Qing: I see.

Mo xuanyu: when you see the two Huangdis, you should bow politely and say greetings Huangdi.

A-qing: and what about the one where you can't burp.

Mo xuanyu: lol you can but not loudly.

Xue yang: and take every opportunity to kiss Rusong's dimple.

Su she: try not to curse or make a fuss ok.

My beautiful Huangdi doesn't do those two and see how elegant he is.

A-qing: but that's fking hard. Why can't I fking curse?

Shanshan, tell me about Jiggy and Jiggy 2.0 some more.

Xue yang: Yao-ology will start soon.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege. Yao Huangdi. *bow*

Yao: *walked to the center of the room*

Xue yang: this is Jiggy.

Mxy and Su she: *blushing* heyyyyy Jigggyyyy...

Xue yang: and you want to woo his super model son.

How dare you!

Mo xuanyu: you got to let him choose you, A-qing.

We could only be hopeless romantics for our immortal looking crush.

A-qing: Jiggy they're turning me into a simp! Can you help.

Yao: if I help you, they might come back to teach you. Better you just listen to what they have to say. *laughing*

A-Yang, what do you need me for?

Su she: this is too mere of a class for Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: awwww.

That's when you're born flawless.

Xue yang: borrowing you for scientific reasons, Jiggy.

A-Qing: what scientific reason, xue yang! You only want to eat his dimple!

Jiggy, run.

Mo xuanyu: A-qing, this gorgeous guy is Yao gege.

Su she: he's very flawless. And loves being pampered.

Xue yang: and he LOVES being kissed on his dimple.

Mo xuanyu: sometimes I wonder if his dimple is the real emperor.

Xue yang: everyone in the harem respects the dimple.

Su she: everyone fights to kiss his dimples first.

Yao: *awkwardly smiling*

A-qing: omg! What kind of dimple cult is this.

Mo xuanyu: A-qing, that's our belief.

Xue yang: Jiggy is a sweetheart towards the ones he loves.

Su she: and I believe that Song'er is the same.

A-qing: so now how do I seduce Huangdi's supermodel son?

Mo xuanyu: by being cute!

Xue yang: KISS THE DIMPLE!

Su she: kill for him.

Yao: A-qing. Song'er just loves cheerful down to earth people.

You do you.

Trio: professor Jiggy has spoken!!!

A-qing: ok emps! Thanks for the advice!!

Xue yang: would you thank me??

A-qing: no.

Xue yang: A-Qing, I brought you into this world and I can yeet you out!

Mo xuanyu: next lesson! Just don't fight in the woodshed.

You should express your crush through arts.

Like for example, yangyang and I would draw Yao gege.

Xue yang: some are NSFW by the way.

Mo xuanyu: and Shanshan writes. He writes fanfics, or just writes about Yao gege in his journal.

You should do the same with Song'er.

A-qing: that's a good idea.

But I can't read or write.

Maybe i can learn how to sew or draw.

Su she: you do you. It's your expression.

Yao: he's right. However, I'm sorry to hear that you're illiterate. I'll provide the best tutors for you.

I have started a project to teach the illiterate within the empire, but since you're a part of my family, you'll have private tutors.

A-qing: private tutors!!! How fancy, lol.

can they teach me Japanese. Rusong knows Japanese and I want to flirt with him in that language.

Mo xuanyu: omg that's so cute.

Yao: they can teach you anything. They can teach you Korean too.

Mo xuanyu: yea those are compulsory languages for the Meng Fam.

Yao: so that we can interact with others.

A-qing: would Rusong have a problem?

Yao: not at all. He's the sweetest most understanding person. If Song'er was the first one to find out, he would ask me to provide tuition.

A-qing: awww.

Gosh I got an ideal guy. I think I'm living a dream.

Xue yang: should i check by pinching you?

*grinning*

A-qing: *runs off*

Xue yang: weird child.

Xue yang: professor Jiggy, do you have simping tips for us?

Mo xuanyu: *blushing*

Yao: *sits and crosses his legs*

Love me. *opens fan*

Trio: *gasps*

Yao: adore me!

Trio: YAS JIGGYY!!

Yao: pamper me!

Trio: *on their knees* OF COURSE BOSS!! JIGGYYYY!!!!

We'll also do anything for you! And do what you say!

Yao: *stood up* and.

Trio: And! Jiggy?????

Yao: continue worshipping the ground I walk on. *smug look*

Trio: Wooooooo!!!!!! We'll forever do that!!!!

Yao: nice *closes fan*

Let's go team d.

Trio: *stood up*

Mo xuanyu: *wiping his nosebleed*

Su she: *blushing*

Xue yang: I almost got a heart attack.

Yao: *looks over his shoulder* are you guys satisfied with the tips?

Su she: of course!

Mo xuanyu: the best.

Yao: delightful.

~~~~

Later that day, Rusong introduces Ouyang Zizhen to Meng Shi and Qin Su.

He's already familiar with A-Yao.

Rusong: Nainai, A-niang. You remember Ouyang Zizhen, right?

Qin Su: ah yes.

Ouyang Zizhen: *bow* I, clan leader ouyang, greet the hulijing huanghou.

*kisses Qin Su's hand*

And I greet the hulijing taihou.

*does the same with Meng Shi*

Qin Su: nice to meet you, Ouyang Zongzhu.

Meng Shi: how are you.

Ouyang Zizhen: I'm good. Thanks for asking.

Rusong: he wants to be my future concubine, so I let him.

Qin Su: oh, well.

Ouyang Zongzhu, do you know anything about being a concubine?

Ouyang Zizhen: yea Huanghou. My hulijing girlfriends told me all about it.

Qin su: excuse me?

Hulijing girlfriends?

A concubine shouldn't have concubines.

Ouyang Zizhen: yes Huanghou, but they want to be housewives and Furens.

As well as give me children.

Qin Su: well that can work.

Yet you must give all your attention to Song'er while not hurting your exs.

Ouyang Zizhen: of course I will.

We thought of a plan.

Meng Shi: Zizhen, do you know your duties?

Rusong is a hulijing.

Ouyang Zizhen: yes taihou. All my energy is his.

I'm spellbound by him.

Meng Shi: lovely. Now tell me your hobbies and talents. Have you met Yao Huangdi?

Ouyang Zizhen: yes yes, he knows me well. He's an amazing Huangdi.

I'm good at music and poetry.

Meng Shi: ah, that's perfect for a concubine.

Qin Su: I agree. And My Rusong's preferences are superior.

Ouyang Zizhen: I won't disrespect him. Long live the Mengs.

Meng Shi: you're a true gentleman.

I like you.

Ouyang Zizhen: thank you taihou.

Meng shi: I'm so happy that Song'er is following in A-Yao's footsteps.

He'll have a powerful harem of sect leaders.

The Jianghu will obey him.

Qin Su: definitely. Our Song'er is powerful just like Huangdi.

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hulijingemperor2 · 23 days

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Rusong: A-Die, team dimple. Guess what.

Yao: ouyang Zizhen has a crush on you.

Rusong: how do you know?

Yao: Song'er, you resemble me. Obviously everyone will find you attractive.

Rusong: that's true, that's true.

Xue yang: it takes a simp to know a simp.

Thay young sect leader was drooling over you.

Rusong: uncle muffin. Don't make it sound like that.

Mo xuanyu: but it's true.

Look Songsong. You slay ok. You're gorgeous.

Su she: he reminded me of me, towards my Huangdi.

Rusong: what to do, A-Die?

Yao: keep him. And let him please you.

See how I have team d, wrapped around my finger.

Team d: *blushing*

Yao: if I tell them to kneel, they'll get on their knees.

I don't even need to tell them. I just have to look their way.

The mighty Zewu Jun does the same.

Rusong: wow. I noticed.

Yao: Anyways dear. The harem is a part of emperor culture. You're advised to have one if you wish.

It's a good thing, as you're a hulijing because hulijings need masculine energy.

Rusong: you're right A-Die. And I want to follow in your footsteps.

That's the only way I'll be an influential and powerful emperor.

Yao: lovely Song'er. You will be very powerful.

Rusong: thank you!

But A-Die, how to tell her? And what to tell her.

Yao: maybe go on a triple date. And tell her that ouyang Zizhen has feelings for you.

Rusong: mn.

Yao: she would understand. She saw xue yang and team dimple being simps 24/7.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege. *pouts*

Xue yang: gosh, supermodels. We're very classy when it comes to simping. Lan lips is the simp.

Su she: he's a very annoying simp.

Yao: see what I mean, Song'er.

I'm so proud of you! Bringing cultivators on your knees.

That's my son.

Rusong: I think it's the dimples.

Yao: it's everything, darling.

Xue yang: you two rule the Jianghu indeed with your hotness.

Yao: right.

*whispers to Rusong* It's kind of amusing to see them fight over you.*

Rusong: *covers his laughter with his fan*

~~~

Afterwards~

Pine Pavilion 📍

A-qing: *hugging Rusong* Dimples.

Rusong: *kisses* what about my Dimples?

A-qing: they're adorable.

Rusong: haha. You're adorable. *dabs nose*

A-qing: where are we going later? Sect leader Qin.

Rusong: well, Qin Furen. maybe somewhere romantic.

We can head to the family farmhouse in Jingjing.

A-qing: farmhouse?

Rusong: mn. A hideaway used by A-Die and his concubines.

A-qing: aw. So it's a romantic hideout?

Rusong: yes it is.

Just a few staff and gardeners.

And us.

A-qing: how romantic of you, princey.

Rusong: mhm.

The farmhouse is just a mansion on a garden estate.

Well it's smaller than a mansion.

Like a villa.

A-qing: awww. I love it when you measure in mansions.

Rusong: it's a habit. *laughing* Ling gege does the same.

A-qing: what about the peacock.

Rusong: uncle Zish is completely out of it. He sees a 4 room house as a single room or a hall.

A-qing: omg.

Rusong: yea, lol.

but, A-qing. I have something to tell you.

A-qing: yea Rusong.

Rusong: I'm going to invite my friend, sect leader ouyang.

As he's in love with me.

A-qing: what?! Is he going to steal you from me?! I'll beat him up. Where's my stick!

Rusong: relax, Fa Mulan.

*kisses* I will always love you.

You're my future empress.

Yet I'm continuing the trend of having a harem.

A-qing: good! You're mine and I'm your empress.

Rusong: I hope you're not upset. *caresses her face*

A-qing: *smiles* definitely not.

And you're the future emperor. It's the norm. Also, everyone falls in love with that face.

You have the Jianghu on their knees.

Rusong: yea, love.

I'm so glad you understand. And I can't help being gorgeous.

A-qing: you're so right.

Rusong: mn.

Get ready, darling.

We'll be leaving soon.

Later on, in the evening......

Ouyang Zizhen: *waiting for Rusong in the hall, while admiring a beautiful painting of Rusong* those hulijings are right. Their prince is hella attractive. And in real life too.

Huangdi already has the Jianghu in a chokehold.

A-qing: who are you looking at?!

Ouyang Zizhen: Rusong. I mean, no one.

A-qing: *glares.*

Ouyang Zizhen: I'm the sect leader. Ouyang Zizhen. And I won't steal Rusong Dianxia from you.

A-qing: you can't do that, because you'll get beaten.

Ouyang Zizhen: wow.

I feel like I know you from somewhere.

Where are you from?

A-qing: Yi city, aka coffin town.

Ouyang Zizhen: ohhhh. That's where I saw you from!! You were that pretty girl with the almond eyes and round face. And the jet black hair, straight like a pin.

Rusong Dianxia has some good taste.

A-qing: were you stalking me?

Ouyang Zizhen: no. I was just night hunting with my friends, and I saw you.

And being the poetic I am, I just wrote down a description of you.

Then when I saw Dianxia, I wrote on him as well.

A-qing: I'm telling Rusong!

Ouyang Zizhen: no no no no. Don't tell him!

I'll explode! *cries* and you have to bury my corpse!

Aqing: You know Rusong will find out either way.

Ouyang Zizhen: speaking of him, where is Rusong anyway?

*looks around* prince Rusong.

A-qing: don't look for him.

And you know he's a diva. His staff is maybe getting him ready.

Rusong: ehem. *entering with his entourage*

Rusong holds an opened fan while his beautifully embroidered robes flew with the wind.

He smiles at his entourage cheerfully, showcasing his dimples and that brilliant smile~ both inherited from A-Yao.

A-qing: *blushing: Rusong.

Ouyang Zizhen: oh.....goodness.

(Is it even right to have a crush on him. He's my friend, Jinling's cousin and a prince. I'm a little clan leader in his midst.)

Rusong: hi Zizhen.

Ouyang: *blush* I'm Zizhen?

Rusong: of course you are!

Ouyang Zizhen: *laughing*

Rusong: *confused*

Ouyang Zizhen: your painting looks better than you, Foxy. Hehe.

Wait I mean, you look better than your painting.

Rusong: ah.....thank you.

A-qing: what is wrong with you.

He's my Rusong.

Rusong: *closes fan* Zizhen, this is my girlfriend. A-Qing.

Ouyang zizhen: my competition?!

I mean.......shit! Sorry bro!

That's your girl, I got it.

Rusong: mhm.

Ouyang Zizhen: you look gorgeous.

Rusong: thank you, Ouyang Zongzhu.

How is your new role?

Ouyang Zizhen: it's going great. Next week I'm supposed to host a night hunt.

Rusong: oh lovely. We should plan a night hunt with our friends.

Ouyang Zizhen: that would be fun.

Rusong: I agree.

Ouyang Zizhen: want to cultivate with you.

Sect leader Qin.

A-qing: *rolls eyes*

Rusong: *laughs*

Ouyang Zizhen: future Huangdi. *kneels* if I offended you. Forgive me. You can step on me if you wish.

Rusong: lol no, Zizhen! You're just really funny today! What's up with you?

Please stand up. *supports him*

Ouyang Zizhen: *almost melts*

Rusong: you're acting like team dimple.

Ouyang Zizhen: pfft! What? Team d?!

I'm not a simp like them.

Rusong: yea right. Haha.

A-qing, Zizhen. Are you guys ready? We're going to the farmhouse.

Both: right behind you!!

Rusong: I hope you guys got familiar with each other. While I was getting ready.

A-qing: yea. Ouyang Zizhen is a simp.

Ouyang Zizhen: A-qing is a bigger simp.

A-qing: never. I just love Rusong.

Ouyang Zizhen: well I do too!

A-qing: *gasps*

Rusong: A-Die is so right. It is fun to look at.

Both: what?

Rusong: ah, nothing. Let's go.

~~~

At the farmhouse 📍.

A-qing; this place is beautiful!

Rusong: I knew you would love it.

Ouyang Zizhen: heck yea, Dianxia. You have the best stuff!

Rusong: make yourselves comfy. *makes his Fox tail appear* ah. I'm so relaxed.

*takes off his outer robes*

Ouyang Zizhen: such a tiny waste.

A-qing: stop looking at it.

Ouyang Zizhen: but Rusong is attractive.

Rusong: I got some gifts for you two.

Both: gifts!!

A-qing: *blushing* you don't need to hrt me anything.

Rusong: of course I must.

Open your gifts, while I explain something. *hands them wrapped boxes, then took a seat.

Rusong: you two are a part of my harem.

When I'm the emperor, A-qing will be my empress.

And I'm granting you the position as a concubine.

Ouyang Zizhen: *turns red* I'm....I'm speechless.....I don't know how honoured I feel.....You're my muse.... I *talking gibberish*

I have a shrine dedicated to you!

Rusong: omg. Relax. Don't catch a heart attack.

Ouyang Zizhen: h...how...did you get to like me?

Rusong: Ouyang Zongzhu. We're friends, and I'm impressed in your talent in the arts.

That's some real concubine qualifications.

You have also protected my citizens.

Then, I'm a Meng. Of course people will be attracted to me. Us Mengs won't break anyone's hearts.

Rejection from a Meng is worst than death.

Ouyang Zizhen: ahhh. I'm so happy I impressed you. *kneels and kisses his hand*

Rusong: one thing I must tell you is that.

I need masculine energy, as I'm a hulijing.

Ouyang Zizhen: anything for Dianxia!!!

Rusong: lovely.

Ouyang Zizhen: what to do with my hulijing girlfriends then?

Rusong: they will understand.

A-qing: Rusong. You got me jeweled bracelets. How adorable. Thank you.

Rusong: *kisses* no problem, beloved.

A-qing: I love you.

Rusong: I love you too.

Ouyang Zizhen: waw, Rusong. These are rare poem books! They're so valuable! You're amazing! *hugs tightly*

Rusong: no problem!

Ouyang Zizhen: *kneels* but Rusong. How am I supposed to address you when you become emperor?

A-qing: Huangdi.

Ouyang Zizhen: pfft....I know that.

But should I call you master, lord, Huangdi, Huangshang?

Rusong: ah, I love all of these. But Song Huangdi would be fine.

Just call me Rusong for now.

Ouyang Zizhen: I'll continue calling you Dianxia. *blushing*

Rusong: very nice. If you wish.

A-qing: *preparing tea for Rusong*

Ouyang Zizhen: *kisses his hand* is that a guzheng in that corner?

May I play something for you?

Rusong: of course you can.

A-qing: here's your tea, dear.

Rusong: aw, thank you A-qing.

A-qing: *began to brush his floof*

Rusong: *sips*

Zizhen. Don't let Ling gege know about this yet. He may try to beat you up.

Ouyang Zizhen: yes Dianxia!

Ouyang Zizhen: *plays the guzheng*

Rusong: *relaxing*

It thought you two were going to fight.

A-qing: not again, Rusong. And you're so beautiful.

Ouyang Zizhen: nah, Dianxia.

We rather not fight.

Rusong: well, ok.

*closes his eyes*

You're so excellent at the guzheng.

Ouyang Zizhen: thank you, Dianxia.

A-qing: *hugs Rusong's floof* Songsong.

Can I have a kiss?

Rusong: you don't need to ask.

Come closer.

A-qing: *snuggles next to him.

Rusong: *kisses gracefully*

A-qing: aw. *blushing*

Rusong: *caresses her face*

A-qing: Rusong. You and your dimples.

*kisses his dimple*

Rusong: *smile*

Zizhen, you also want a kiss?

Ouyang Zizhen: huh? *blushing*

Rusong: yea. Aren't we all on a date?

Ouyang Zongzhu: D....Dianxia.

I'm so honoured.

*puts his face next to him*

Rusong: *kisses*

Ouyang Zizhen: *heart racing*

Rusong: how do you feel?

Ouyang Zizhen: I feel like I'm in heaven!

Rusong: mn. Really delightful.

A-qing: you're so charming.

Rusong: I'm very much flattered.

Ah, let me show you guys the art gallery. *opens fan*

Ouyang Zizhen: I thought this was a villa. You have a whole art gallery here!

A-qing: that's so cool.

The Mengs must be huge art enthusiasts.

Rusong: yes. A-Die ordered that all his residences should have fine art. And commissioned portraits of the family.

A-qing: too fancy.

Rusong: mhm. It's not as big as Jing Manor's though.

~~~

~ strolling~

Ouyang Zizhen: Dianxia. How's Huanghou? I heard she's expecting.

Rusong: yes. A-niang is fine.

And A-Die is taking good care of her.

Ouyang Zizhen: that's so sweet!

I thought you guys have maids.

Rusong: of course. They help her too, but A-Die is being an ideal husband.

Ouyang Zizhen: amazing.

Huangdi is really sweet.

Rusong: mn.

A-qing: Nainai is so pretty in this portrait! As always.

Rusong: definitely. She's really beautiful.

Ouyang Zizhen: who's Nainai?

A-qing: Rusong's Nainai.

Rusong: haha, Meng taihou of fox spirits. But yes, my Nainai.

Ouyang Zizhen: oh.

Rusong: have you met Nainai and A-niang?

Ouyang Zizhen: no.....I only know Huangdi.

Rusong: come for A-niang's baby shower in two months.

And meet them.

Ouyang Zizhen: sure, Dianxia.

Can I call her Nainai?

Rusong: she would love that. But call her taihou first.

Ouyang Zizhen: ok, got it. Thanks for inviting me.

Rusong: no prob, concubine. Haha.

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Meng shi: *walks in with a few maids*

A-Su.

Qin Su: *sitting comfortably on a cushioned seat* taihou.

Meng Shi: don't get up.

I brought some ginkgo tea for you.

*sits next to her*

Qin Su: aw. Thank you!

Meng shi: no problem.

Qin Su: *takes a sip*

Meng Shi: you're very beautiful. You and baby Meng. *smile* I got you a gift.

Qin Su: you didn't need to get me anything.

Meng shi: oh come on. I gave you gifts for your first pregnancy.

So it's a tradition.

Qin Su: omg. *blushing* I feel so pampered.

Meng Shi: as you must.

You make A-Yao happy, produced beautiful children and you're a very graceful Huanghou.

You'll be A-qing's role model.

Qin Su: I'm delighted that you're proud of me, taihou.

It's an honour to recieve your love.

Meng Shi: *kisses her forehead*

Qin Su: where's Huangdi?

Meng shi: A-Yao is in Moling. He has started a junior sect leader program. So all young sect heirs will he announced.

Qin Su: oh right. He's so brilliant. And he does everything for the betterment of the empire.

Meng Shi: every time he gets a child, he strengthens the empire even more.

Yao'er is really selfless.

Qin Su: i agree.

Huangdi focuses on thr future.

And our Song'er is going to be appointed as Qin Sect leader too.

Meng shi: yes! As he must. I'm so happy for him.

A-qing: *stops by the door.* Huanghou. Nainai taihou.

I'm a little shy.

Qin Su: why are you shy? You can come in.

A-qing: I came to check up on you. How are you going, Huanghou?

Qin Su: I'm good, dear.

Meng shi: aww so sweet. Checking up on your future mother-in-law.

That's good.

A-qing: *blushing* Nainai.

Qin Su: hmm I agree.

A-qing: do you need any help with anything?

Qin Su: not at all.

Meng Shi: A-Su, do you love the gifts?

Qin Su: oh yes, yuemu hou. I love them.

You're the best. *hugs*

Meng Shi: no prob, darling.

A-qing: you gave her gifts! That's so sweet.

Meng shi: yea, that's my little tradition to give A-Su gifts to congratulate her on her pregnancy.

A-qing: awww. Adorable.

I love that tradition.

Meng Shi: I hope A-Su carry on the tradition.

A-qing: *covers her blushing face* Nainai! Stop. You're making me blush.

Qin Su: *laughing* I'll give A-qing a lot of gifts.

But I'm not ready to be a grandma yet.

Meng shi: oh my.

Qin Su: A-qing. What if you surprise Song'er.

A-qing: surprise him?

Do you have any ideas??

Qin Su: wait for him in his residence, Pine Pavilion. Make some food, like dumplings, osmanthous cakes, fried tofu and some tea.

You know, Song'er is at a conference whole day. He must be exhausted.

I think it would be adorable.

A-qing: awww amazing. I really want to pamper him when he's returns.

Qin Su: great.

And pine Pavilion's mansion already have their chefs. You can just ask them to prepare the food.

A-qing: no. I want to try to cook for him with my own hands!

Qin Su: that sounds better.

Meng Shi: this is your time to practice being a housewife.

A-qing: yay.

~~~

Moling 📍

The grand sect conference is in session. Su Minshan is on his sect leader seat as chief cultivator whereas A-Yao sat on the left on a fancy seat of his own.

And of course there were xue yang and mo xuanyu sitting together and judging everyone.

Su she: welcome to the conference, cultivators.

With the help of my dearest Huangdi, I'll present the new sect leaders.

The sect leaders are advised to do some training to get familiar with their new roles.

Like lead night hunts, have meetings and discussions with fellow clan members and make minor decisions.

Soon you'll have your minor ceremonies on your own. Of course everything will be sponsored by Huangdi.

Everything here is approved by Huangdi. Ànd soon he'll elaborate on the structure of the program.

Su she: *clears throat* the new sect leader of the Reformed Qishan Wen sect and GusuLan sect will be Wen Yuan, also known as Lan Sizhui.

Ouyang Zizhen will be the new clan leader of Baiing ouyang.

Ouyang Zizhen: YES!!!

sect leader ouyang: behave yourself.

And you better not act so carefree. Running around.

Ouyang Zizhen: A-Die! aren't you going to congratulate me?! I'm part of Huangdi's young sect leader program.

Sect leader ouyang: congrats.

Speaking of congrats.

Congratulations Huangdi on your little package on the way.

Yao: thank you so much, Ouyang Zongzhu.

Ouyang Zizhen: ew A-Die. Why did you say it like that?

Sect leader ouyang: it's a figure of speech, child!

Su she: Jinling Rulan will be the Jin sect leader, as well as inherit the Meishan Yu sect. Where his grandmother belonged.

Jinling: *smiling*

Rusong: *clapping*

Jiang cheng: that's a lot of responsibility, A-ling. But I'm with you.

And as a gift I'll give you half of the Jiang sect.

Jinling: that's cool, Jiujiu!!!

Jiang cheng: you guys have it easy, thanks to Yao huangdi.

We were pushed into our roles without recovering from what we experienced a couple of weeks ago.

Jinling: you and Xiao shushu are the best.

Zixuan: congrats baby.

Yanli: I'm so proud of you.

Su she: congrats.

Rusong Dianxia will be the Qin Sect leader and subordinate to the Jin sect leader.

Jinling: *clapping*

Rusong: I'm honoured to be your subordinate, Ling gege.

Zixuan: such a perfect pair.

Yao: yes. There will be no corruption.

Jin guangshan was a disaster.

Zixuan: oh yes he was.

Ling'er and Song'er are absolutely precious and really close.

Yao: they'll make a perfect team.

Zixuan: indeed.

Su she: Huangdi wishes that Lan Jingyi a.k.a Meng Ruyi Dianxia gets the Jun title like Zewu Jun for example.

He'll be another Jade of Gusu, where he continues to be in charge of Gusu and their districts as a lord, until Huangdi bestows something else.

Yao: Definitely. He's my beloved, and deserves the Jun title.

Lan qiren: but, but Huangdi. That boy is a troublemaker.

He breaks rules and misbehave all the time.

Yao: he's my son.

And his role models are the twin Jades of Gusu themselves.

Lan qiren: ah...well...as you wish.

I can't let xue yang torment me for disagreeing with you.

Yao: glad we can agree.

Lan qiren: yes. You never let the Jianghj down, actually. So.

Yao: mn.

Jingyi: thank you so much, A-Die.

Yao: it's your birthright, dear.

You know I don't mess with that. You'll get what's rightfully yours.

Jingyi: *smiling*

Su she: Huangdi. Please elaborate your plans. The stage is yours.

Yao: thank you.

Cultivators, I plan to get the Juniors into leadership, so that our empire will be forever strong and progressive.

As a chief cultivator showed everyone that the smallest individual can have an impact of the Jianghu. And now as Huangdi, I'm showing you the talent and potential in younger cultivators.

Xichen: that's so right! *claps*

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips. Huangdi is ours.

Yao: *laughs daintily* ah.

As I was saying. My dearest Rusong will be the representative of the junior cultivator party.

You all will report to him and he'll discuss with Minshan and I.

Su she: *blushing when hearing Minshan and I*

Yao: I also have to teach my son more about leadership, as he's the future emperor. A-Song is absolutely amazing.

Rusong: it would be a pleasure working with my fellow friends. *smiles*

Yao: elder cultivators, is everything OK?

Is Su xiandu doing a great job?

I know he is, but I want to hear from you.

Sect leader ouyang: yes! Definitely Huangdi!

Mingjue: yea.

Xichen: he learnt a lot from you.

Jiang cheng: the Jianghu is under great conditions. Thank you Yao Huangdi and Su xiandu.

Yao: delightful.

You're all strongholds in our Jianghu, so keep up the good work.

*smiling while showing his dimples. Then he took a sear*

Su she: well I think that's all. Huangdi, do you have anything else?

Yao: not at all. Everything was perfect.

Su she: mn. I'll dismiss the conference. Cultivators, feel free lounge around and relax. Grab some more snacks.

Rusong: hey. Su xiandu.

Do I have to do a thesis?

Su she: not at all, little Dianxia. You're my emperor's son. I know that you'll be great.

You and A-ling don't need to write a thesis.

Rusong: ok then. Thank you.

Su she: no prob, Song'er.

Jinling: congratulations A-Song.

Rusong: *smile* thank you, Ling gege. Same to you.

Jinling: *playfully grabs his arm* we'll rule the world.

Rusong: yup.

Let's go congratulate Ouyang Zizhen and the rest.

Jinling: mn.

Jingyi: congrats Rusong! *hugs*

Rusong: *hugs* and congrats to you, A-Yi. Gusu's new Jade and lord of Gusu.

Jingyi: yea bro. Thank you. I feel elite. Right mistress Jin?

Jinling: *rolls eyes*

Jingyi: mistress Jin, I get to lead night hunts.

I think I'll treat my sect members to dinner afterwards! Maybe we can go party somewhere.

Jinling: (amused and a little impressed) do you take yourself seriously.

Do the the hulijings take you seriously

Jingyi: obviously mistress Jin. The hulijings love me!

They also respect my Lan customs.

Jinling: oh really?

Jingyi: they maintain my Lan robes and headband. Only married attendants can handle my headband because they know the rules.

Jinling: how fancy.

Rusong: yea Ling gege. A-Yi is living the life.

Sizhui: that's really cute.

Jinling: i guess.

Rusong: ouyang Zizhen.

Ouyang Zizhen: *blush* R....Rusong Huangdi.....I mean...Rusong Dianxia. Hey.

Rusong: congrats, Ouyang Zongzhu

Ouyang Zizhen: thanks, Qin Zongzhu.

So I must report to you?

Rusong: yes. All junior sect leaders do.

Ouyang Zizhen: if I send a little poem in the documents, would you like it?

Rusong: of course. Why wouldn't I. You're a talented poet.

Ouyang Zizhen: omg.

Jinling: stop harassing my cousin.

Ouyang Zizhen: Jinling! I'm not harassing your cousin!

I just wanted to write a poem about his dimples!

Rusong: *laughing* I'm flattered that Zongzhu is going to write about my dimple.

Jingyi: Zizhen, you're not doing a good job in hiding your crush.

Sizhui: yea. We know you have a crush on Rusong.

Ouyang Zizhen: me???? Ahahaha...ha..ha..ha.

Jingyi: you got to fight with A-qing.

Jinling: A-Song is getting more and more like Xiao shushu.

Ouyang Zizhen: look, I have a beautiful face and she has a bamboo stick. So no thank you.

But I guess we can share Rusong. If Rusong is interested.

Rusong: I have no comment.

But you're very talented.

Jinling: Zizhen. Rusong is Rusong. You have to come better than that.

And he's the future emperor too.

Ouyang Zizhen: I'll do anything for him.

Sizhui: Rusong, other than this. What should we do as the Wen Sect?

Rusong: hmm. How about you have your first Wen watch tower here in Yunping.

I give you permission.

Sizhui: ohh, thank you very much.

Rusong: Ouyang Zongzhu.

Ouyang Zizhen: mn. Dianxia.

Rusong: continue using the river as a source of transportation and cultivation too.

Um. How are the fox spirits in your area?

Ouyang Zizhen: yes Dianxia. They're treated as immortals and equal to cultivators. As the clan leader I'll make sure they get high ranks!

Rusong: that's good to hear.

Some time I want to come to Bailing, just to meet the fox spirits..

Ouyang Zizhen: you?! In Bailing?! I live in Bailing!

Jinling: I think he knows that.

Ouyang Zizhen: I mean....Dianxia, I'll oganise transport for you.

Don't ask your staff!

Rusong: thanks dude.

Ouyang Zizhen: you can stay at my place if you wish. I...I think I need to clean the Bailing's Manor.

Rusong: relax. Everything is fine.

Thanks for the invite.

I'll tell you when I'm coming.

Ouyang Zizhen: I await that day.

Yao: *glaring*

Xue yang: looking at the new Ouyang Zongzhu and Songsong?

Yao: yea.

Zizhen is giving a body language akin to team dimple's.

Mo xuanyu: we have body language, Yao gege??

Yao: of course you simps do.

Su she: what you expect, Huangdi. When you are gorgeous.

Mo xuanyu: and now Song'er is.

Su she: Huangdi. I kind of see it.

But is this how I look?

Yao: 100%, Su Zongzhu.

You sent a whole parade for me when I visited Moling for the first time.

Su she: I must. You're a gift. And my rare treasure.

Yao: aww.

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Some weeks later~

These days A-Yao was taking care of his pregnant wife.

Yao: *kisses her forehead* how are you dear?

Qin Su: I'm ok. Just craving.

Yao: what are you craving. I'll get it for you.

Qin Su: strawberries and peaches.

Yao: that's it?

Qin Su: can you coat them with salt?

Yao: with salt? Sure.

Qin Su: tell the staff to coat them.

You're Huangdi after all.

Yao: *smiles* I'll do anything to make you comfortable nonetheless.

Qin Su: awww.

Can they be palace grown fruits? Because I'm your empress, right?

Yao: definitely. Remember we have a garden here.

And yes. *kisses* you are my empress.

Qin Su: *hugs* I'm glad Lan Xichen isn't your empress.

Yao: *adoring her clinginess* no dear.

Are you jealous of A-Huan?

Qin Su: mhm.

Yao: don't be.

Ok. let me go get you your fruits in our strawberry garden. It also has a couple of peach trees.

I'll pick them.

Qin Su: you're so so sweet.

Yao: it's my duty.

Anyways, A-Su, sadly tomorrow I'll be busy with imperial court and a few meetings.

I'll check up on you afterwards, ok?

Qin Su: that's alright. But I would love to hug your floof for comfort tomorrow.

Yao: hmm maybe I can split myself as a hulijing.

Qin Su: ah, that will work.

*hugs* I know you're busy and very hardworking.

Yao: mn.

I must run the empire for my children.

Qin Su: aw

Yao: I was already planning on what to give them, empire wise.

Rusong has Yunping and Laoling, and Jingyi has Gusu and Caiyi.

The both have mansions across the empire.

Our future child will have the same things.

I'll give them Moling and Qinghe

Qin su: that's a great idea.

I love how you split the Jianghu amongst them.

Yao: they deserve the best.

Qin Su: yes, they do.

Yao: *gently grabs her hand* I'll be back.

Qin Su: ok Huangdi.

Yao: Bicao. Get the staff.

They must stay here most of the time. Especially tomorrow.

Bicao: yes Huangdi.

Qin Su: you pamper me so much.

Yao: definitely.

Afterwards, when he went down the hall, he saw team dimple~ who stuffed cloth in their robes to make it look as if they're pregnant.

Xue yang: Jiggylicious!

Mo xuanyu: we're pregnant for you!

You're hella hot.

Xue yang: we were jacked up by a hulijing, heehee.

Right shanshan?

Su she: *blushing* y..yea...

Yao: ah team d. You have made me the happiest person in the world.

What do you need?

Mo xuanyu: a kiss.

Yao: sure. *kisses*

Mo xuanyu: *grinning and squealing*

Yao: *kisses Su Minshan*

Su she: *blushing and melting*

Huangdi, your kisses are so soft. *kisses his hand*

Yao: mn, thank you.

*kisses xue yang*

Xue yang: *hugs him tightly and makes out with him a bit* Jiggy.

Yao: yangyang.

Xue yang: you're so gorgeous.

Where are you going, gorgeous?

Yao: I'm going to pick some strawberries and peaches for A-Su.

She's craving them.

Accompany me.

Su she: certainly Huangdi. We'll do it for you, because we won't let you lift a finger.

Mo xuanyu: yea Yao gege.

Xue yang: sit and look pretty, while we do it.

Yao: thank you team d.

Su she: I'll shelter you from the sun.

It's really sunny out.

Mo xuanyu: I'll get some staff.

Yao: can you three get rid of the fake stomachs first? *laughing*

Team dimple: oh, right.

Now in their strawberry garden, team dimple took charge by picking the fruits while Minshan sheltered Ayao with an umbrella.

A-Yao was initially going to pick them, but team d won't let him lift a finger.

Xiying: Huangdi. We put some baby shower details on your desk.

You can thick them off and give us feedback later.

Yao: thank you so much. I'll read through them.

Xiying: we have hired lion dancers too.

Yao: two lion dance groups, right? One for us and one for the city?

Xiying: as you requested. Yes.

Yao: Minshan. Give him some pocket money for me.

I didnt bring my pouch, and these days I'm feeling more generous.

Su she: of course. *hands him some money*

Xiying: thank you Huangdi, and Xiandu.

Su she: Huangdi. I'm really happy for you!

Yao: thank you, dear.

Su she: it makes the environment so positive and calm. I hope Huaisang doesn't act up like an annoying rash.

Yao: I hope not.

Anyways, I'll be with A-Su. He can't cause any drama.

Xue yang: Jiggybun! We got your fruit!

Mo xuanyu: do they look sweet, Yao gege?

Yangyang and I ate a couple.

Please don't tell jiejie.

Yao: they do look lovely. A-Su won't know a thing.

Xue yang: why does she want a salty fruits? She could have made tonghulus out of them.

Yao: it's just her craving I guess.

She used to crave sour and spicy things when pregnant with Rusong.

On the other side, Rusong was playing the quqin for A-Su.

Qin Su: *touches her tummy* baby. Are you enjoying your big brother's music?

He'll teach you the guqin soon.

Rusong: *smiling*

Qin Su: let's listen.

Rusong: A-Yi. Why don't you play the flute as well?

Jingyi: good idea!

Qin Su: I'm loving the private orchestra.

It's so relaxing.

Rusong: thank you. I think I'll play the guqin more often for you and my baby sibling.

Qin Su: aww, Song'er, I would love that!

Yao: *enters with Qin Su's fruits* dear.

Qin Su: A-Yao!

Yao: Song'er, Yi'er. You're playing for your younger sibling? That's really adorable!

Rusong: yea, A-Die. We have to entertain our future sibling.

And music sets a soothing environment.

Yao: it is.

Jingyi: hence we volunteered.

Yao: you two are perfect.

A-Su. I brought you your salt coated fruits.

I requested that they don't put too much salt. It's not good for your BP.

Qin Su: they look delicious though! *blush* would you feed me?

Yao: certainly.

Rusong: *starts playing the guqin again*

~~~

On the other hand, a cloaked guy, who happened to be nie huaisang with a disguised voice, went to meet Sisi.

Huaisang: what are you doing madam?

Sisi: I'm heading to do my goddess' nails.

Huaisang: oh. Can I meet her?

Sisi: dressed like that?

Sorry, but you look like a thief.

Huaisang: I swear I'm not a thief!

Sisi: * unsheaths her daggar*

Huaisang: *trembling* don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me.

Sisi: I won't, if you behave yourself.

Huaisang: can I meet, Miss Meng?

Sisi: why?

Huaisang: it's urgent.

Sisi: follow me.

Huaisang: ok.

Sisi: *still holding up her dagger*

Huaisang: so you and Miss meng are close?

Sisi: yes. She's my muse.

I'm fortunate to have her company.

Sisi: Huanghou jiejie! Some cloaked guy wants to see you.

Huaisang: *standing still in her disguise*

Sisi: great her.

Huaisang: g...greetings....taihou.

Meng shi: Nie gui fei, why are you wearing a cloak? It's not winter.

Huaisang: *started*

Sisi: Nie gui fei?!! *pulls off his cloak*

Jiejie I didn't know!

Meng Shi: it's fine. And he's my son's concubine anyways.

I just don't know why he's incognito.

Huaisang: well. This is awkward.

Sisi: *pulls out a sword* what do you want?! You don't just dress like a thief to meet Huanghou jiejie or Huangdi.

Huaisang: why do you have so much weapons? Aren't the head maid?? Don't kill me pleeessseeee!!

Sisi: answer my question first.

Meng Shi: don't rough him up. He faints when he gets scared.

Like a possum.

Sisi: *puts away her weapons*

Huaisang: how do you know it was me, taihou?

Meng Shi: instincts. And your shoe has a tiny stitching of a type of leaf from a tree that's native to Qinghe.

The only two Qinghe members who can enter Jing Manor freely is A-Yao's concubines.

Huaisang: dang it. I thought that I would have looked stylish with this shoe I got for my birthday last year! You're so smart.

Sisi: how didn't I notice that? Anyways you are superior.

Meng Shi: it's tiny. So it would go unnoticed.

Sisi: mn.

Meng Shi: what's up, Nie gui fei?

Huaisang: *clears throat* taihou.

Got Meng Furen pregnant. San ge and team dimple are covering it up.

Meng shi: how dare you!!

Huaisang: it's the truth, taihou.

I snuck in and do the do with the empress.

Meng Shi: *slaps*

Huaisang: *falls on the floor while holding his face*

Meng Shi: you blame A-Su for infidelity and my son of lying?!

What do you want!

Huaisang: t...t....taihou....I can explain....

Meng Shi: why are you always causing chaos!

Wait til your brother hears about this.

Huaisang: please please! Don't tell my brother! Anybody but him! He'll ground me and take away my fans and art supply!

Sisi: should I lock him up?!

Meng Shi: no. I have a better punishment for him. But that will wait.

Sisi: *picks him up from off the floor*

You have 10 minutes to explain!

Meng shi: always some plot to harm my son and his family.

Huaisang: taihou. *sniffles* I have always dreamt of being in the spotlight, along with money, and power.

Sometimes I just want to take Meng Furen's place. And sometimes even Huangdi's.

Meng Shi: *slaps him again* so you want to usurp Yao'er's power!

Huaisang: *cries* and he seduced dage!

Meng Shi: that's not his fault, Huaisang! What if Yao'er is attractive!

Look. It's about time you act like a concubine.

Sisi: and stop scheming!

Huaisamg: but taihou. It's good for the plot.

Meng shi: enough!

Huaisang: *trembles*

Meng Shi: we still can't forget that you're the one caused A-Yao and A-Su to split.

Sisi: does Huangdi know about this?

Should I call Yao'er here?!

Meng Shi: no, don't bother him. And he's maybe with A-Su.

Yes, he knows about it, but he's giving Huaisang a chance to change.

Huaisang: it wasn't me! I swear!

It was sect leader Yao!

Meng shi: that vile man was just a median who can't keep his mouth shut!

The blabbermouth of the Jianghu. And you had orchestrated everything.

Huaisang: it....it was a mistake....I never should have......I don't know anything....

Meng Shi: let let me remind you then.

When you spread false and inappropriate rumors about A-Yao and A-Su. Sect leader Yao had stretched it further and added in poor little Rusong.

The fox spirits were with her but the Jianghu started gossiping.

A-Yao was afraid that they would start attacking A-Su and tarnishing her character.

So he decided to part ways with her.

A-Su went back to Laoling and A-Yao stayed in Jingjing and Lanling.

They were still chill with each other, and much in love. Yet they had to act divorced.

Little Song'er went back and forth from Laoling to Jingjing.

Huaisang: *sniffles* I'm....I'm ashamed....I just love chaos I guess.

Meng Shi: not towards my son! *goes to slap him again*

Huaisang: I'm sorry! *kneels* don't slap me again! My face is already red and swollen!

It was just an attempt to take her place!

Meng Shi: Qin Su and A-Yao are happy together.

And I don't want you meddling in their relationship!

Do you understand?

Huaisang: mhm. *sobbing*

Meng Shi: and if you plan to get rid of the Mengs. Just know we're immortal, and would fight for our empire.

Sisi: (Huanghou jiejie is so hot)

Huaisang: *speechless*

Meng shi: go walk through the streets with your swollen face and tell your dage about your crimes!

Sisi: leave!

Huaisang: *runs*

Meng Shi: ugh.

Sisi. Make me some tea.

Sisi: sure Huanghou jiejie. *supports her to sit*

Meng Shi: why is he so shady? When would he act like a proper concubine? When?

Another attendant: *massaging her scalp*

Meng shi: I'm watching those Nies.

~~~

Meanwhile, with A-Yao and Qin su.

Yao: *feeds her some tea, then wipes her mouth* are you good?

Qin Su: yea Huangdi.

And those fruits were so delicious.

I really needed that.

Yao: hmm. Glad you enjoyed.

Qin Su: did you think of any names, dear?

Yao: I'm thinking for a boy Meng Zhu.

And for a girl, I'm thinking of Meng Taihua.

Qin Su: those are lovely.

Taihua is a sweet name.

Yao: yes!

We'll reveal the name for the baby shower.

Qin su: *smiling* I agree.

Yao: *kisses*

Qin Su: *does the same*

Yao: do you have any names in mind?

Qin Su: I was thinking of a few, but I love your suggestions.

Meng Ru Taihua and Meng Ru Zhu.

It's really regal too.

Yao: Tai Gongzhu or Zhu Wangzi.

Qin Su: *snuggles* perfect.

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #meng yao #dimpledlianfang #hulijing emperor 2 #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #part 2 #su she #the untamed #qin su

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dimpledlianfang · 2 years

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Xue yang: he's a 10, but blind.

Yao: Xingchen? Uh 4.

Xue yang: uh why?! Are you blind too?!

Su she: 4.

Xue yang: can you stop being a Jiggy leech

Yao: he's a 10 and a part of the Lan sect.

Su she: I was part of the Lan sect!

Yao: he IS a part of the Lan sect.

Su she: -1.

Xue yang: which Lan?

Yao: *hitting him with a cushion*

Yao: obviously er ge 🙂.

Xue yang: 7.

Su she: he's a 10, but is short, so he got to wear a hat.

Yao: *rolls eyes*

Xue yang: 10.

Yao: he's an 8, but we're "divorced"

Su she: 3 for purple grape boi.

Xue yang: 6 cuz he has a whip.

Xue yang: he's a 9.5, has a mustache, really really meaty. And got a saber.

Yao: xue yang. Leave dage alone. And he's a 10.

Xue yang: you and your medium rare dage.

Su she: 6. I'm only a Yao simp.

Xue yang: *dies*

Yao: 👀

@xianyao-villainousquartet I'm just tagging you because I hardly get any likes from anyone else. And you seem chill about these characters.

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hulijingemperor2 · 1 month

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This morning, Qin Su woke up to nausea and dizziness, so her maid Bicao called A-Yao to check on her. A-Su was in her separate Pavillion, as it's the norm for empresses and concubines.

Yao: *rusbing in with Rusong and the rest*

Qin Su: *clings to A-Yao* Yao Huangdi. My Yao huangdi.

Yao: A-Su. *embraces her* goodness you're pale. Are you unwell?

Qin Su: yes I am. I think I caught a flew or something.

Yao: *gives her water*

Rusong: A-niang, do you need anything else?

Qin Su: no Songsong. I just want Yao.

A-qing: *rubbing her back*

Yao: *to his attendants* get the physicians.

Why aren't the physicians here?!!

Do you want me to fire you?!

Forgive us, Huangdi.

Right away, Huangdi.

Xue yang: Jiggy is so hot when he raises his voice.

Su she: just divine.

Mo xuanyu: but what happened to Su jiejie.

Su she: she saw Lan lips.

Xue yang: omg, Shanshan. You're so savage.

Qin Su: team dimple, can you stop talking about him!

He tried to steal my husband!

Xue yang: I know right. Lan lips is so shameless. Heehee.

Su she: as you wish, Huanghou.

Yangyang, behave.

afterwards, Jing Manor's physicians came and checked up on Qin Su.

Then Meng Shi entered.

Meng Shi: A-Su! Baby, what happened?

Qin Su: yuemu hou! I'm feeling nauseous.

Meng Shi: nauseous?

*smiling to herself*

Sisi.

Sisi: I'm thinking the same, jiejie.

Qin su: why are you smiling? You want me to die?

Meng Shi: no no dear. You'll be fine, A-Su.

Qin Su: wait.....I think I felt nauseous like this already.

But I don't think....

Sisi: don't think too much! *laughing*

Huanghou jiejie, what did your son do?

Meng Shi: you don't need to worry. But my son is excellent at being attractive and charming.

Sisi: he got it from you.

Meng Shi: gosh. He did.

Qin Su: *pouts* Yuemu hou. Focus on me.

Meng Shi: ok ok dear. *caresses face* I'll focus on you.

~ that line, "focus on me" has been a cute little Meng pregnancy trend actually.

Meng Shi said that to Sisi, Qin Su said it to A-Yao when she was pregnant with Rusong, and now she's saying it again.~

Sisi: she's so cute.

Meng Shi: yes she is.

Yao: *holding Qin Su's hand*

One of the physicians: congratulations Huanghou and Huangdi.

And thank you for blessing the empire again.

You're pregnant.

Qin Su: *smiling* what?!!!!

Yao: *smile* A-su????? You are?!

Qin su: *places A-Yao's hand on her tummy* yes.

Yao: I'm so happy!

*takes off this outer robes and gifted it to his staff. Tell everyone in the city that everything is free today and they're entitled to a golden tael.

Let them party.

Xiying: yes yes Huangdi. I'll deliver the news.

Meng Shi: A-Su!!!! *kisses her* my sweetest daughter-in-law. You're such a gift.

Yao'er, congratulations. *kisses* Yao'er, you're so smart and charming. And always successful in making others fall in love with you.

Yao: thank you, A-niang.

Meng Shi: you two have the most beautiful children.

Rusong: *hugs* congrats A-niang! I can't wait to meet my new sibling.

Jingyi: same. I'm very excited.

Qin Su: aw thank you babies.

We'll be one big happy family.

A-qing: congrats Meng Furen!

Qin Su: thanks A-qing.

Meng Shi: team dimple. Do you have anything to say?

Su she: I'm really happy for my Huangdi. Congrats huangdi amd Qin Huanghou.

Mo xuanyu: we were belly dancing for them! Why aren't we pregnant too?! This is unfair.

Xue yang: come on Jiggy. Make us pregnant too.

Anyways, congrats.

Meng shi: oh A-Yu. Don't be sad.

Mo xuanyu: ok taihou.

Congrats you two. I'm genuinely happy for you. *hugs Ayao*

Meng Shi: so team dimple were belly dancing? *laughing*

Yao: yea. All for entertainment.

Meng Shi: ah Yes. You deserve the best. I believe everyone in the harem should belly dance for my son.

Yao: oh my. But I do agree.

Meng Shi: well we must call the harem and spread the news to the rest of the empire.

Yao: mn.

Sisi: I'll tell your parents in Laoling.

Qin Su: yes. Please do!

Meng Shi: tell Xuan'er and A-li too.

Sisi: sure. Maybe I'll tell them tomorrow. A-Su is maybe sleepy.

Meng Shi: you're right. She needs her rest.

Later on, in the harem palace. A-Yao supported Qin Su by wrapping his arm around her and holding her hand.

Yao: *gently helps her sit* have a seat, dear.

Qin Su: ok.

Yao: here's some vegetable soup.

Jiang cheng: is Meng Furen sick?

Mingjue: I don't know. Team dimple is always vague about everything. They just told me to come to the harem.

And i know that taihou or A-Yao maybe asked them to.

Huaisang: admit it dage, you're afraid of taihou.

Mingjue: I just want to respect her.

Anyways, why can't team dimple just normally give a message. They're always so secretive.

Jiang cheng: because they're team dimple.

Zewu Jun, do you know anything?

Xichen: not at all. I wasn't in Jing Manor at the time. But based on A-Yao's body language, I can tell what it is.

Team dimple: *enters* stop trying to ruin the surprise!

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips. Shhhhh.

Xue yang: guys, can't you just relax a bit. Omg.

Su she: we'll tell you soon.

Mingjue: whatever. Just don't make it about yourselves.

Su she: I believe Lan lips was going to make it about himself.

Xichen: what? No!

Mo xuanyu: are you jealous of us, dage?!

Mingjue: never.

Xue yang: Qin Su is a member of team dimple by the way.

Mingjue: making it about themselves again.

Jiang cheng: they always do.

Mo xuanyu: nooo, it's about Su jiejie.

And she happens to be a part of team d and your boss too.

Su she: yup.

Jiang cheng: *rolls eyes*

Mingjue: team dimple, it's not about you!

Meng Shi: guys, stop fighting on such an auspicious day.

Yao: harem members. My A-Su is pregnant.

Huaisang: what?!!

Mingjue: How?!!!

Xue yang: dage. Obviously they did papapa!

Jiang cheng: are you serious?!

Mo xuanyu: that's what a husband and wife do, Jc.

I know, it should have been team d. But we're still happy.

Mingjue: who's jealous now. *scoffs*

Su she: shut up.

Jiang cheng: Congratulations you two.

Yao: thank you.

Qin Su: thanks, Jiang cheng.

Su she: you guys could have done better.

Xichen: *hugs Ayao* congrats on being a dad again, A-Yao. I know you always wanted a lot of children.

Yao: yes!

Xichen: Meng Furen, I'm very happy for you. You deserve all the happiness.

Qin Su: thank you. (Joking) And don't hug my husband in front of me.

Xichen: that's impossible, haha.

Qin Su: ah.... I agree.

Huaisang: what do you two want? A boy or a girl?

Yao: a girl. But it doesn't matter the gender.

I would love the child anyway.

Qin Su: I want a girl too!

Xichen: aw. A little princess.

Yao: exactly.

Mingjue: *pulls Huaisang aside* I don't want you to enter your villain Arc, ok?

Huaisang: what villain Arc? I don't have any time to be evil. I'm busy babysitting Zixuan's children.

Mingjue: what did you really want?

Huaisang: *dramatic* the spotlight.

But I can't tell you because~~

Meng Shi: Nie gui fei number 1 and 2.

Nies: *startled*

Mingjue: taihou.

Huaisang: taihou, I swear. I didn't do anything!

Mingjue: (why is he so shady?)

Meng Shi: you both should chill. A chaotic and secretive environment isn't ideal for the baby.

Right?

Nies: right. Forgive us, taihou.

Meng Shi: lovely.

*walks off* Yao'er.

Mingjue: why do I have to take the blame along with you?!

Huaisang: because that's how it is. The elder sibling must be scolded too!

Jiang cheng: team dimple, you watched them do papapa then? Since you guys were belly dancing.

Xue yang: unfortunately no.

But we got to kiss them of course.

Huaisang: (is this my chance to say that A-Su got pregnant by someone from team dimple? So I can become the empress and make a child for San ge? ...... nah I'm too lazy)

Mo xuanyu: we all gave them kisses, while we danced like courtesans.

Su she: Huangdi gave us gifts and then said, give us our privacy~ you guys danced well.

Meng Shi: well my son do have skills.

Xichen: A-Yao is so darn hot.

Qin Su: *blushing*

Jiang cheng: oh, I thought you three watched them.

Su she: we respect them, unlike you.

Jiang cheng: ugh.

Yao: when A-Su is two months pregnant, we'll have a baby shower.

Qin Su: everyone is invited.

Mo xuanyu: yay!

Rusong's baby shower was the best.

The empire had a flower show and lantern festival.

Everyone got sweets catered from Jing Manor.

Su she: yea, the empire was part of the celebration too.

Xue yang: remember his one month?

Xichen: that was a huge party.

A-Yao, what do you have in mind for the baby shower?

Yao: well for the empire, there will be another flower show. And I'll have 108 Sakura trees, magnolias and roses planted in Jinjing.

For Rusong, I had pine trees, peonies and orchids planted for him.

Xichen: lovely idea.

Yao: they're all free to have a party. And we'll cater all the food.

If we don't cater food, we'll sponsor the ingredients.

Does these sound good, Asu?

Qin Su: of course Huangdi. We should celebrate with pomp.

Yao: Anyways. That's all. I have to take care of A-Su, and make sure she's comfortable.

I'll be back shortly.

Xiying, Fuying I'll send my list of details.

We must plan in advance.

Xiying: of course, Huangdi.

Next day, Zixuan and family as well as Madam Qin and Qin Cangye came to check on A-Su.

Zixuan: Foxy. *hugs* I'm so happy for you! You're going to he a dad again!!

Yao: thanks Zish. *hugs*

Zixuan: I'm going to be an uncle again!

Yao: the best uncle.

Zixuan: as I must.

It's my duty to spend money on your babies.

Yanli: *hugs* A-Su. *gives her a kiss*

You look so so pretty. Congrats baby.

Qin Su: thank you!!

Yanli: I'll make some soup for you.

Qin Su: that would be lovely.

Zixuan: congrats A-Su. I promise I'll be an amazing uncle.

Qin Su: *laughing* I know, Xuan ge. You're always an amazing uncle.

Zixuan: awww.

Jinling: xiao shushu! I'll protect Mt future cousin, like how I did with Rusong.

Yao: you're so ideal. *kisses him on his forehead*

Rusong: I'll give them all my love as a big bro.

Jingyi: everyone is lucky to have you as a big brother. Talking from experience.

Rusong: thank you A-Yi.

Jingyi: yep. He's great with gremlins and kids.

Jingyi: hey!

Jinling: how do you have the patience?

Rusong: I don't really know.

Well I love children. And for the gremlin thing, I just watched how A-Die deals with uncle muffin.

Xue yang: Songsong. I'm not a gremlin.

Yao: *laughing* sure you aren't.

A-qing: king of gremlins.

Xue yang: xuanyu is a gremlin too.

Mo xuanyu: when was I a gremlin.

Su she: Huangdi. Am I a gremlin too?

Yao: no Shanshan. Team d are all gremlins together. But I love it.

Meng Shi: *walking in with Qin Su's parents* her face is completely glowing.

It's so sweet.

Madam Qin: per face glowed when she was pregnant with Song'er.

Qin cangye: Laoling will also be decorated for A-Su.

Meng Shi: delightful. Madam Qin, thank you so much for A-su.

Madam Qin: taihou, you don't need to thank me. I'm happy that she's married into such a powerful and beautiful family. And continues your lineage with the emperor.

Huangdi is so charming.

Meng shi: certainly is.

Yao: yuemu, yuefu. *bow*

Qin cangye: oh Huangdi. Huangdi doesn't need to bow.

Yao: but you're my in-laws. I have to respect you.

Madam Qin: so sweet!

How are you, A-Yao?

Yao: I'm very delighted to be a dad again. It's a great honour.

Madam Qin: awww

Qin Su: *hugs* A-niang!

Madam Qin: A-Su! Congratulations!

Qin Su: thank you

Qin cangye: my dear, may you always be prosperous. I hope to see your next dimple baby.

Qin su: haha, thanks a lot A-Die.

A-Yao gives all his children dimples.

Qin cangye: yes, I see that. Song'er is so beautiful.

Speaking of him, here he comes!

Rusong: waipo! Waizufu!

Madam Qin: *pinches his cheeks* Song'er. My little baby!

Qin Cangye: how are you, baby? Here I brought some cash for you.

I know you are a Wangzi, but you're still my grandson.

Rusong: aw thank you so much. You guys are the best! I missed you.

Qin Cangye: aww.

Madam Qin: out baby missed us!

Jingyi: hey, waipo and waizufu.

Madam Qin: A-Yi. *caresses his face* you're our other baby. How are you?

Jingyi: I'm fine

Madam Qin: we brought cash for you too, A-Yi.

Jingyi: wow! Thanks!

Qin Cangye: what an adorable pair. And a baby is on the way.

Meng Shi: my dynasty is immortal.

And forever will be.

Qin cangye: of course!

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #meng yao #dimpledlianfang #hulijing emperor 2 #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #part 2 #su she #the untamed

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