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qcomicsy · 1 year

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The Office but it's the Batfamily.

Bernard (To the camera): I think Bruce hates me.

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Bruce (to the camera): I am very glad Tim, found himself dating someone. I don't think there's someone who would ever be enough to any of my children.

Bruce: But he is happy. So I am happy as well.

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Bernard, invited over to dinner: That's. . . Um, A very nice mansion you have here sir. Really big. Big enough to hide an secret passage to clones but–

Tim, gesturing to him to shut the fuck up: HAHAHAHA ISN'T HE FUNNY?! (whispering) ᴮᵉʳⁿᵃʳᵈ ᴵ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ.

Bernard: WhichI'mnotimplyingyoudoanyway. But– IT'S NICE. Really nice. Thanks for uh inviting. . . Me.

Bruce, glaring: Hn.

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Bruce (to the camera): Dick told me to make a "chit-chat". Be sure that our guest felt welcomed.

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Bruce (to Bernard): Did you gave it a thought about your internship yet? When I started medical school I had a great interest on how Gotham's Hospital deals with post mortem patients.

Bernard:

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Bruce (to the camera): I tried to find a common ground to make conversation. We both had similar majors, even though I've drop out

Bruce: I'm glad it was enough for a good starter.

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Bernard (to the camera horrified): He wants me dead.

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Dick (to the camera): HOW WOULD I KNOW HE WOULD PULL UP THE SERIAL KILLER TALK??–

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Steph (to the camera): There's something really uncanny in seen it happen to another person.

Steph: And also really fucking funny too.

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Kory (to the camera): The first time I got there I'm pretty sure was the time he made a contingency plan for me.

Kory: Which is cute. He thinking it would work but– Yeah.

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Barbara (to the camera): Me and Dick? Oh he stopped talking to me for several weeks.

Barbara: When he did, he said "You are making a mistake".

Barbara:

Barbara: Don't you hate when he is right?

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Kon (to the camera): I wasn't aloud to enter the house– I when I dated Cass, so–

Kon: Not that stopped me. But it still hurts.

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Cass (to the camera), shrugging: I liked his piercings.

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Bernard: . . . I didn't– Yet. No sir. I'm just, huh. . . Going with the flow?

Bruce: That's unfortunate. It's really important to always have a plan.

Bernard (gulps): You think?

Bruce: Yes. You never know what might happens next.

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Damian (to the camera): It was the best dinner I've ever attended in this house.

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Tim (to the camera): *Loud sight* I don't know what I was expecting.

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Jason (to the camera): Are we really just going to pass on how his boyfriend looks like a knock off Scooby-doo member?

Jason: Like he is rocking a StarStruck haircut– And we just?– Okay.

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Dick (to the camera): I mean it's not like Bruce is doing on purpose right?

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Bruce, grinning to the camera: Hn.

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Duke (to the camera): Oh he's absolutely doing on purpose.

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tiamatsan · 1 year

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I have a dpxdc idea!

So there's tons of Danny was actually Bruce's son the whole time! plots where Danny mom ranges from Catwoman, to Wonder Woman, to Talia Al Gul... Sooooo what if we turned into into a Mama Mia situation?

Like due to time shenanigans, looking at you Clockwork, no one realizes Danny is Bruce's son until Danny's a teenager. When they do find out everyone wants to know, who's the mom? Due to ectoplasm corrupting Danny's DNA they can't use it to confirm who exactly his mom is.

So Danny, in his no thoughts all action, head of his comes up with a plan to invite ALL of Bruce's ex's to Gotham by simply sending out invitations to his debut gala.

Bruce finds out too late to stop it and the rest of the Bat fam are egging Danny on. Damian wants Talia to be Danny mom if only so that if he had to share the "only biological son" title at least it will be with a full blooded sibling. Dick wants it to be Selena because she's his favorite. Jason is rooting for Diana because she's his favorite. Everyone else are switching sides on a whim depending on which brother can convince them the most. (Duke and Tim are the ones who swap the most. Duke because he doesn't really care and finds it funny. Tim because he's 3 days of no sleep and too many cans of monster coffee energy to really be thinking straight)

Meanwhile once Bruce figures out what is going on, realizes that he has to deal with a gala that will have all of his ex's in it and is slowly loosing his mind

("...why did you send one to Clark?"

"Wanted to cover all of my bases just to be safe."

"...He's a man."

"And an alien! You can't say that male kryptonians can't have babies! For all we know kryptonians might not even have 2 genders! No one really knows!"

"We never dated!"

"That's not what the internet says!"

"... Sigh."

-meanwhile Tim overhears this whole conversation and is so sleep deprived that his first reaction is to immediately text Kon and be like "holy shit I think our dad's had a gay baby together?!?!?!")

#danny phantom #batman #dc #dpxdc #random idea #meanwhile Kon seriously wonders if he needs to check Tim into a hospital

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yeetus-feetus · 5 months

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Jaime from 'Batman: The Brave and The Bold' should get adopted. Like obviously not legally because he already has parents, but like a Stephanie situation where he's basically B's kid coz he hangs around all the time.

Billy Batson should get actually adopted though. His siblings too, obvi.

And like Wally and Donna are basically his kids too because of Dick.

I bet he refers to Donna and Dick as his twins.

Actually all his "friends" kids are his kids now too. That means Lizzie, Jon, Kon, Roy, Mia, Connor.

(Ollie and B are so an item in the brave & the bold actually, I could write a whole thesis on their sexual tension)

Anyone who dates B's legal kids are automatically also his kids now. Congratulations Bernard you're adopted, at least Bruce isn't homophobic.

Just someone asks Bruce about how many kids he has exactly and he starts counting on his fingers, then out loud he says "wait- is that one legally my child??"

Or someone sees a photo on his desk at the office and goes "wow are those your kids?"

And B's like, "yeah all my mine. They make me so proud everyday". And only one of those kids is actually his.

Or Bruce has one of those fold out photo things in his wallet and he's showing everyone his 'daughters'. And it's Donna, Babs, Kori, Helena, Cass, Cassie, Stephanie, Kara and Lizzie. Even Raven maybe because she dated Damian at one point.

"oh wow, so many! I thought you only had just the two girls?"

"no no, these are all my lovely girls. They're so smart and I'm so proud of my babies".

"isn't that one Commisioner Gordon's girl?"

"uh. Yeah I guess.. but she's basically my daughter".

"Sure Mr. Wayne."

Or it's a Wayne Gala and he's brought along some of his honourary kids and one of the other rich people is like "oh who's this? I didn't recall you picking up another stray."

"he's not a stray he's my son."

And Jaime's just thinking "what? Did I just get adopted? I already have parents?" But it's honestly his own fault for hanging around so often and accepting the invite to the gala. It's not like Bman went out looking for more kids they just showed up on they're own and now they're his.

I mean B is the one looking after them and teaching them and making sure most of them don't die so. And Alfred feeds them all. They sleep over at the Manor more often than not. So they are his kids now right?

Right?

Anyways, Bruce loves all his kids. Even if they drive him absolutely insane. He's got grey hairs because there's so many of them now lol.

#batfam shenanigans #batfamily #batman #batman the brave and the bold #batkids #surprise adoption #bruce wayne's adoption issue #jaime reyes #billy batson #The local socialites and are starting to think he's either super shady and illegally importing kids #Or running his own private orphanage for the less fortunate strays he picks up because he's just too soft for the homeless #Unlike all the other corporate CEOs

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nightwingbb · 2 months

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Thanks for that little ficlet, it was really cute! I love how Kon is so nervous about threatening Damian! Do you think the two couples ever get forced to go on double dates by their parents? Or that Kon and Jon arrange double dates just to embarrass/annoy their boyfriends? Or do Tim and Damian have a strict "if we have dates on the same nights, we go to different states/countries" policy?

i don't think their parents would force them on double dates, but i firmly believe that when timkon were dating as teenagers, and damian and jon were still kids, their parents/grandparents/siblings would force them to bring their little brothers along on their dates.

not to try to ruin their dates or get them to bond or anything like that, like the waynes/kents wouldn't even realize what they were doing half the time. it'd all be situational, but tim and kon would get fed up so fast lmaooooo

like imagine, tim and kon are at ma and pa kent's house in smallville, getting ready to head to the state fair, and jon and damian are there too. ma is watching after them while bruce and clark are both off-world and lois is away on assignment. the younger boys have been planted in front of the tv all day playing video games, so when kon calls out, "bye, ma! tim and i are headed to the fair," of course ma shouts back "oh take damian and jon with you, would you? they need a break from the screens."

when damian and jon are older and actually start dating, they don't really put any thought to the fact that their brothers are dating.... until they keep crossing paths with them. kon always brings tim along to kent family parties, and he forgets that damian will be there too now. kon has always been tim's date to wayne charity galas, and he forgets that jon will be coming to these things too. (the funniest part is, he doesn't run into jon at the gala, but in the sky, when they're both flying into gotham.)

the PEAK awkward run in comes when they all run into each other in the kitchen at wayne manor when both kent boys were sleeping over with their respective robins. it was late, even for the bats. that 3am/4am sweet spot where everyone is back from patrol, but no one is awake yet. so of course neither couple thought they would run into one another. various boys are missing various pieces of clothing. hickeys are uncovered. no one says anything. they just all stare at each other, and then leave. they never talk about it again, but tim and damian start letting the other know when kon and jon will be coming over.

#damijon #timkon #damian wayne #jon kent #tim drake #kon el kent

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002yb · 7 months

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I don't know, I just really like the idea of a reverse!robins au, you know??? Just little baby Dickie being an absolute menace to a slightly older Jason, and just being completely obvious with his little (huge, enormous, really) crush on Jason, and just Dick being a possessive and jealous little shit as a kid, before they started dating just cracks me up. And like everyone knows about his crush, but they all think its so cute and innocent, and it'll probably go away, right???? Right???? Something like this probably

https://www.tumblr.com/mlim8/691663407306440705/i-want-to-say-how-much-i-love-your-reverse-robins?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mlim8/681971460563140608/jaydick-week-day-3-reverse-robins-soulmates?source=share

So I think I may have answered an ask with similar vibes here. (: Here's some thoughts inspired by the first link though! Super cute vibes, kudos to mlim8!

Dick emulating Kon because he genuinely believes Kon is the definition of c o o l g u y. Like, how else could Kon land Tim? The man is playing out of his league; he's a legend. Peak aspiration. Of course Dick is going to be smitten with his older brother's cool boyfriend; Dick needs to learn all the tricks of the trade. He's got his own babygirl to win over. C:

(The term 'babygirl' comes from an overheard conversation and while Kon laughs about it, Tim gets so embarrassed. Despite how he tells Dick to not say that, Dick refuses).

Anyway, Kon? Thriving. Some might call his moves cringe, but Dick is so earnest and hopeful and Kon feels like fucking superman no one can touch him. ;U;

Damian nagging both Tim and Jon about Kon's influence on Dick because Dick won't listen to him; he can't be deterred and Damian is losing his mind over how Dick keeps winking and finger gunning and throwing out these truly terrible, punny lines at Jason and ahhhhhhhh

Basically Damian not liking Kon because of the impact he's had in Dick's life. It's created a hassle for Damian, but more than that? Big brother might be a little jealous. ;3;

Extra detail: Damian didn't like Kon even before Dick came into the picture because he became a distraction for Tim. It's an ongoing argument between Damian and Tim, actually. Damian is convinced Tim keeps Kon around for the sole purpose of annoying him (this isn't the case, but Damian is convinced)

Tim scoffing about it and telling Damian that his envy is showing. Just get laid, damn.

Which Damian gets indignant because no )<

To which Tim smirks a bit and purposefully badgers, 'Alright, Brother Complex (affectionate nickname), if you're threatened by our baby brother stealing Jason from you, then—‘

And Damian hisses because shut up, Drake. Fuck forbid father hear such crass speak omfg Damian will bury Tim himself.

Jason does have a crush on Damian though. The brother complex goes both ways. Or rather, it's a transference sort of deal for Jason that lingers big time because in this verse, Damian chose to save Jason from Joker, consequences be damned. The point stands, Jason is very sweet on Damian.

When Dick realizes this, devastation. Betrayed by his own partner!? Because...maybe Damian would have a similar batman stint where Dick was his Robin?? Yes.

Anyway, Dick refusing to talk to anyone, even Jason. Which is how they all know Dick is distraught.

So despite how it pains Damian, they send in the b i g g u n s: Kon. (:

Who hypes Dick up so hard. Just a bro looking out for his little man, y'know? Kon might hype Dick up a bit too much though because when Dick finally leaves whatever high nook he's sequestered himself away in?

Dick walks right up to Damian and challenges him for Jason outright and the family is caught in a perpetual state of ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃) because omfg Bruce is right there watching this play out and Jason is his babygirl, first and foremost.

But Damian accepts the challenge if it means having his brother back. And Damian, the sap, kneeling and drawing Dick in for a hug because fuck, having Dick be mad at him? Someone so happy and hopeful and wonderful? It was like a stab to the heart ngl.

And yes. While Damian's brother complex persists, there's zero intent to act but he still plays into this challenge of Dick's because it's highly motivating for the little punkass twerp.

Meanwhile Jason is just...there. Dumbfounded after Dick winks and shoots finger guns his way with a declaration of: 'you're gonna fall for me some day, babygirl.' But don't worry, Dick will catch him.

And Tim groans because Dick, please.

#dickjay #jaydick #reverse robins au #timkon #hints of damijay

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mzminola · 2 years

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Had the thought “How would the Dynamic Duo of Batman!Dick and Robin!Stephanie have gone?” and immediately started tearing Preboot canon apart and rebuilding it like a LEGO set.

Firstly, we gotta make sure Damian isn’t getting sidelined, and for that I propose he and Tim are a team for BruceQuest. Have Damian’s yearning to get to know his dad outweigh his dislike/jealousy/etc of Tim, and highlight Tim’s canonical compassion and forgiving nature.

Either they both make new mantles for this, or they’re both color-coded Robins. Red Robin for Tim, since he’s using Kon’s colors, Green or Blue Robin for Damian (I like Green for he ties to his mom, but him trying to make his own version of the Nightwing suit in some attempt to outrank Tim and everyone calling him Blue Robin would be very funny).

Things start out tense, Damian is only listening to Tim because a) Tim will just have a Titan pick Damian up and drop him back off in Gotham if he’s too much trouble like he was during Resurrection of Ra’s al Ghul, and b) Tim is the only person who believes Bruce is alive and is cautiously keeping some of the methodology of proving it to himself at first.

In the original 2009 Red Robin comic, Tim repeatedly got sidetracked with hero work during his quest. Have that keep happening, and actually spend more time in that period than RR did, because it’s part of Damian’s growth. He starts out pissed at the delays and confused by Tim’s insistence on helping strangers. Tim gives some talks about the Bat philosophy and about why he keeps coming back to the hero life despite everything it’s taken from him.

Damian gets thanked by some of the people they rescue, and slowly shifts from pride in his fighting skills to pride in helping people. Eventually starts actively looking for people to help while they’re searching for artifacts. Tim is so flipping proud of him.

Sets us up for some big choices when the League of Assassins finally gets involved.

Okay, back to Stephanie, rewinding the comics even further:

1: Don’t kill off Arthur ‘Cluemaster’ Brown, we need him for later.

2: Tim & Steph never date because this is my LEGO set and I want more platonic boy-girl friend pairs in fiction, dang it. Bruce never tells Steph Tim’s identity and Tim is still keeping it secret. Rather than stalking Tim at school and seeing another girl kiss him, Stephanie and Tim are in the middle of an ongoing argument about secret identities when Jack discovers Tim is Robin and makes him step down.

Tim contacts Steph over the phone to let her know why Spoiler won’t be seeing him around, and that’s when she pulls what she did in canon of making her own Robin suit and volunteering with Batman.

Keep most of War Games, but nix the prolonged torture (because fuck that shit) in favor of quickly-gained but extensive injuries (she was tossed off a building? A building fell on her while she was saving someone?) so she really does need a long recovery period, complete with Dr. Thompkins taking her out of the country.

Honestly not sure if they should still fake her death. If yes, I think it should be Bruce’s idea.

This keeps Steph out of the way so we don’t need to rearrange the in-between canon too much, and potentially adds more fuel to the Keeping Secrets vs Not Keeping Secrets arguments.

The start of our big change for Stephanie’s arc is Violent Tendencies. Instead of agreeing to Bruce’s messed up plan, Stephanie is raring to atone for the lives destroyed back in War Games, and what do you know, some motherfucker just started another city wide gang war!

Spoiler works with Robin to stop Ulysses Armstrong. They never worked their shit out before she first left town, so it’s tense, and they fight, but they prioritize stopping the bad guys and bringing what peace is possible in Gotham.

Have repeated moments where Stephanie’s temper and instinct to argue almost messes things up, but she reins herself in to focus on butt-kicking and detective work. Have Tim notice this newer self-control, and have Steph notice changes in Tim, too.

At least one instance, preferably more, of Stephanie meeting someone who was hurt or lost a loved one in War Games, and wrestling with the fresh reminder of her guilt.

If we want to have a two-steps-forward, one-step-back situation, Tim gets caught in the blast of Armstrong’s bomb because after one of their fights, Stephanie stormed off in a temper, leaving Tim to deal with a two-person job on his own.

This sets up Stephanie second-guessing her decision to keep being a hero. If her own temper keeps getting in the way, should she really be doing this?

If we don’t want that, have it be that Tim takes the brunt of the blast because he threw Stephanie to safety or threw himself on top of her. Because that’s the kind of hero Tim is, because at this point in her arc Steph needs reassurance that her friend still cares about her despite her mistakes, and because it’s an example of heroism Stephanie needs to decide if she wants to copy or not.

Stephanie wants to be a hero.

Does she want to be the kind of hero who throws herself between another person and a bomb?

So either scenario, we set up for Stephanie to be doing some introspection when Bruce gets tossed into the timestream.

/points at the fried clone-corpse nearly everyone thinks is Bruce/ “Well he ain't gettin’ any deader!”

Tim calls up Cassandra during the whole Battle For The Cowl incident. She needs to wrap up an investigation, but comes back as soon as she can, which is when the dust has settled. Welcome back to Gotham, Batgirl!

(Cass is the Batgirl to both Tim & Steph’s Robin. She gets her own solo book back and has lots of interactions with Babs during this era.)

Not sure whose idea it is for Stephanie to be Robin again; Tim resigning himself to Dick not helping with BruceQuest? Dick acknowledging Batman needs a Robin and seeing Spoiler is struggling? Stephanie herself, volunteering for the second time?

Regardless, very early on, Arthur Brown gets out of jail or comes back to town and is being a Problem. Stephanie’s got a lot of anger, and Dick helps her deal with that. This is both an echo of Stephanie’s introduction, when she tried to kill her dad, and a way of bringing up Dick’s roots as Robin. He wanted to kill Tony Zucco, remember?

One former hot-headed Robin who’s learned how to find balance and prioritize justice over revenge helping the next generation do the same!

Meanwhile, Jason is also around being a Problem, providing straight up antagonism, but also a different opinion on how vigilantism in Gotham should work, so that Stephanie has multiple views to wrestle with.

Stephanie is a middle-class kid from the suburbs, who, as Jason put it to Tim when breaking into Titans Tower, “slept in a real bed”. But she’s also got a (recovering) drug-addict mother and a criminal father, providing points of commonality for Jason to work with. Remember his speech to Mia Dearden during the Green Arrow crossover?

Jason also plays on Stephanie’s guilt, talking about the fallout of the gang war she started, all of the ripple effects that kept going after the initial burst of violence was over. Describes some of his Under the Red Hood crime lord takeover work as “cleaning up your mess.”

Stephanie regrets everything about War Games, Dick is helping her do better going forward, whereas Jason’s argument is that she should have been more decisively violent at the start. It’s hard for all the mafia bosses to fight each other and get the little people caught up in it if the mafia bosses are dead.

During one altercation between Batman & Robin and the Red Hood, Jason punts Black Mask’s head to them and sarcastically says “You’re welcome.”

Arthur’s current criminal enterprise should directly affect Stephanie’s life in some negative way, so that all of this is fresh, not a It’s In The Past situation, and also be endangering civilians’ lives.

This arc has a big climatic scene of Dick being restrained while Jason gives Stephanie the chance to kill her dad.

(We know she’s not gonna, because she’s the Robin in Batman & Robin, but it should be as suspenseful as we can make it.)

Meanwhile over in BruceQuest, Tim & Damian are bonding over being raised with high expectations, and confusing relationships with one’s parents. Tim finally allowing himself to think & say negative things about Jack in order to help Damian grapple with his own upbringing? Heck yes.

Damian & Tim & the crushing weight of family legacies & parental expectations!

Tim being allowed by the narrative to be a big brother to Damian like Dick was to Tim!

Damian coming to see Tim as his brother despite his upbringing focusing on blood, and expressing remorse for the introductory murder attempt!

Ra’s trying to pit them against each other and getting his ass kicked!

Tim standing up to Bruce about his toxic habits once they rescue him because Tim refuses to let Damian go through the same crap he did!

Since dads are a big thing for both of the above arcs, we could go for three and bring back David Cain for Cass to deal with. Or keep him away, but bring him up in Cass & Steph’s shared scenes. They bonded over having terrible dads in Batgirl 2000, we can have callbacks.

Tim was sending progress reports back to Gotham during BruceQuest (because whether he left on good or bad terms, he wants the Bats to know what’s going on in case something happens to him and the ten year old he’s in charge of needs a rescue).

Once a week Cass makes popcorn and Babs reads the reports aloud. They make bingo cards for What Crazy Shit The Boys Got Up To This Week. When Tim gets home he makes bingo cards about Batgirl & Oracle’s shenanigans (while stealing some of theirs for his scrapbook). Stephanie demands Batman & Robin bingo cards too, and we discover Babs actually made some years ago when Dick was still Robin.

There are a lot of different ways who has what mantle could shake out once these arcs are over (in the very short time before the universe reset) but instead of getting into that I’m just going to imagine everyone reunited & hugging.

#fic ideas #or rather canon rewrite ideas #Stephanie Brown #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #with appearances by Dick and Babs and Cass and Jason #yes the War Games arc is terrible but this is a rewrite of the AFTERMATH so it's staying #but slightly modified #Robin #Robin Stephanie #Batgirl Cassandra #Tim and Damian being brothers #Batman Dick #DC #Batfam

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toastedkiwi · 1 year

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what is superboy and batgirl relationship like? do they know their identities? does he knows about her past? her family knows about it? if yes, how did they find out? what were they’re reactions?

1. It’s very sweet.

2. Yes.

3. Yes.

4. Yes, they do.

5. Bruce knew immediately as he heard Kon ask his daughter out and heard her agree. He totally stalked their first date. Actually the first five before Clark stopped him.

Damian had witnessed Konner pick her up from the manor. He wasn’t too happy.

Dick heard from Damian. Konner did come to him and asked for dating advice. He was in disbelief but also happy to see that Kon’s putting some thought into things.

Alfred was pretty happy to see her going out and being treated right.

Barbra, Cassandra, and Stephanie found out when they all went to the mall. She wanted to look nice for her first date. They all found it very sweet and were more than happy to help.

Jason found out when he was on patrol. He gathered the boys and led the kidnapping of Konner. He wanted to fuck with him and he did threaten him.

Tim found out when Jason gathered him. He was more interested in seeing how far Jason will go.

Duke saw them on patrol. He was like “alright.”

#superboy x batgirl!reader #batman x batgirl daughter!reader #konner kent x wayne!reader #bruce wayne x kidnapped daughter!reader #batfam x batsis!reader

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hearteyeshayley · 8 months

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I wanted to share another cut scene from my 40k TimKon fic Take me to the airport (call me from the platform)

this scene is from the draft where Tim is pining over their FWB situation and Kon fully believes that they've been dating for weeks. Also featuring Damian, who just came out as gay and needs some advice.

Tim didn’t know what to do.

He tried to think it through alone but his thoughts kept getting caught on the insane fact that out of everyone in the family Damian came out to him. It was too weird. It was probably a mixture of knowing Tim was gay, forced proximity, and the fact that Damian didn’t care about his opinion. He still felt pressure to be supportive. Now he was this wise older brother who Damian could come to for guidance and Tim wanted to crawl out of his skin. He’d barely come to terms with his own sexuality, how was he supposed to help a kid like the demon brat?

Eventually he confided in Kon and Kon, well. Kon had ideas.

“Let’s take him to a gay bar.”

“He’s fifteen.”

“Bribe the bouncers.”

Tim had no other ideas and eventually Kon came up with some arguments.

“It’ll be great,” he said, “You can be the cool older brother who takes him to his first gay bar. That’s exactly what a cool older brother would do.”

The Monastery was a gay bar in the heart of Metropolis. It looked grittier than it was with exposed brick and thick, red velvet curtains that made the whole bar feel like backstage. There was a stage and a runway in the back of the room where Tim, Kon, Bart, and Cassie had seen several drag shows.

On a Tuesday night, it wouldn’t be too wild. No DJs, no drag queens, no karaoke. Only a little glitter.

The Monastery was 18 and over.

Damian was 15 but he could pass.

Just not dressed like that.

Tim looked through his coat closet for something Damian could borrow.

“I’m dressed business casual.”

“You look like a kid who’s trying to look older,” said Tim, “You need to wear something that says college freshman casual.”

He pulled out a Metropolis University Sweatshirt and handed it to him. Damian looked disgusted.

“Is this the Clone’s?”

“He doesn’t keep his clothes here.”

Damian still had a wrinkle between his eyebrows.

“It’s not my size.”

“You’ll look like a college student. Instead of a kid at his middle school graduation.”

Damian took the sweatshirt. But he wasn’t happy about it.

Kon, Tim, and Damian, with his sweatshirt sleeves pushed up and a scowl, stood outside of The Monastery. They were behind a group of rowdy college kids who were either already drunk or theater majors. Tim had his arms crossed and his back against Kon’s side, only an inch between him. Close enough for his body heat and broad torso to block out the windy night.

“You’re gonna love this place,” Kon said to Damian.

“Tt.”

“I already regret this,” Tim murmured, turning his face into Kon.

“Relax,” Kon put a hand on his shoulder and squeezed. “This is gonna be great.”

Damian judgmentally side eyed a girl fumbling for her wallet in front of the massive bouncer. She had a half shaved head and nose piercing. The bouncer wasn’t asking everyone for their ID, just people he found suspiciously baby faced, and Tim cursed himself for not taking the extra time to throw together a fake for Damian. He’d done it for himself countless times.

“Stop glaring. It makes you look fifteen,” Tim said. Damian glared at him harder.

Finally, they approached the bouncer. He let them inside, without a second glance—

until he held out an arm in front of Tim.

“I’m gonna need to see some ID.”

Tim fished out his wallet and fought down the flare of annoyance that made him want to say something really douchey like do you know who I am or I’d like to see you stop me. Instead he calmly and with as much dignity as he could handed over his ID card. He even managed to keep his cool as the bouncer examined it closely with a flashlight and quizzed him on his birthday. Finally he was allowed to enter, though when he saw how thoroughly delighted Kon and Damian looked he wanted to turn back around and disappear into the night.

“Stop frowning. It makes you look fifteen,” said Damian. Kon laughed.

“I’ll get our drinks,” Tim snapped and pushed his way toward the bar.

“Come on, it’s funny,” Kon called after him. “It—” Tim didn’t look back so he turned to Damian and said, “he’ll get over it. Let’s get a table.”

They found a cherry red booth that circled around a small table. Rainbow lights were criss-crossed against the wall, casting everybody in a warm glow. The place was lively but not packed. Miley Cyrus played through the speakers but it wasn’t loud enough that you had to shout to be heard.

The last time Kon and Damian were alone, it’d been super awkward. But at least Damian had talked to him more than one word at a time.

“Have you been to a bar before?”

“Yes,” Damian said, like he was stupid for asking.

“Have you been drunk before?”

“No.”

Kon leaned back in the booth.

“Don’t worry, I’m not a cop. I won’t tell anyone. Not even Batman.”

Damian said nothing.

Kon drummed his fingers against the table.

“I went to my first gay bar when I was your age.”

“You were never my age.”

Kon exhaled.

“Or whatever,” he said, his eyes drifting toward the bar.

Tim was taking his sweet time. He used his super hearing but Tim wasn’t even talking to the bartender. He was casually leaned against the bar, looking devastatingly hot with his button up shirt and calculating gaze. His hair fell over his forehead in this effortless way that just dared you to run a hand through it. Someone would talk to him soon, probably offer to buy him a drink, and maybe Kon should go over there before they had a chance.

“How is a gay bar different from a straight bar?”

Kon turned back to Damian, who sounded really weird. It must be what he sounded like when he asked a genuine question. He didn’t want to look eager, so he took a second before answering.

“There’s more gay people.”

Damian scowled like he was making fun of him but that was Kon’s genuine answer. He hastily added.

“I mean— also, it has a different vibe. Like, the energy and everything. It’s cool to walk into a place and know most people are gay. And it makes it way easier to hit on guys.”

“Is that why we’re here?”

“No.” He fought down a smile because then Damian would be really pissed. “Tim and I just wanted to show you there are cool places out there where you can be who you are.”

“Who took you to your first gay bar?”

Kon had to smile at the memory.

“I was alone. And I didn’t know it was a gay bar when I wandered in, but it ended up being the best night ever. That’s where I hooked up with this hot guy who was like—”

“I didn’t ask,” Damian cut him off. “And I don’t want to throw up in these bathrooms.”

“Okay, okay…You know, I would’ve killed— metaphorically—” Damian narrowed his eyes but Kon continued obliviously, “to have an older brother with a cool boyfriend show me around back then. I really could’ve used someone to impart some wisdom. And buy some drinks.”

Damian raised an eyebrow.

Kon deflated an inch.

“Okay, so Tim won’t let me buy you a drink but maybe—”

“I don’t want a drink,” Damian said like he was stupid, a tone Kon was becoming more and more familiar with, “You called yourself his boyfriend.”

“Uh, yeah, because I am.”

Damian titled his head, taking his time to look him up and down, like he was really enjoying this.

“That’s not what he told me.”

Kon’s confident, laid back, façade cracked.

“What did he—”

Tim appeared balancing three drinks and placed them gently on the table.

“Okay, an Old Fashioned, a Manhattan, and a water for the teenager,” he stopped when he saw the look on Kon’s face. “What are you guys talking about?” He asked, ready to blame Damian.

“Nothing,” Kon said. “Thanks for the drink.” He moved to make room. Tim sat, but Kon had scooted more than he needed to, leaving too much space between them. Tim wrapped a hand around his drink.

“What’s the purpose of the stage?” Damian asked.

“They do drag shows,” Tim said, glancing at Kon who still looked bothered. “If you don’t know, drag shows are—”

“I know,” said Damian.

“Then, yeah, stuff like that,” he said before glancing at Kon’s drink. “Did you want something else?”

“I’m fine,” Kon said.

He picked up his glass then put it right back down. He didn’t want to do something just because Tim wanted him to. Even though he was thirsty now. Dammit.

“What did you say to him?” Tim asked Damian.

“He didn’t say anything. I told you, I’m fine.”

“In fact,” Damian said, sounding innocent in a way that was suspicious, “the clone was just telling me about the first time he went to a gay bar and the man he slept with.”

Tim’s incredulous look just made Kon defensive.

“I didn’t tell him the good parts. When did you go to your first gay bar?”

“Probably in college,” Tim said and took a sip of his Manhattan.

“You don’t remember?”

“Memory loss is a common side affect when you consume too much alcohol,” Damian said, very matter-of-factly.

“I wasn’t blackout drunk,” Tim rolled his eyes. “It was the summer before college and I went with a few friends from high school.”

“Your friends from high school are gay?” Damian asked.

“Some of them.”

“Who?”

“You don’t know them.”

Tim took another drink and Kon couldn’t sit back any longer while he looked so obviously uncomfortable. He leaned forward with his elbows on the table.

“They say one in four people are gay.”

“Who says that?” Damian asked the same time Tim said, “That doesn’t sound right.”

“It’s true,” Kon stood by the statistic he totally pulled out of his ass. He raised his eyebrows, “Makes you think about the Justice League.”

That pulled a short laugh out of Tim but Damian just looked at him like he was an idiot. Classic Damian.

The latest Doja Cat song played through the speakers and a large group of friends standing by the bar started singing along. Damian sipped his water and people watched them with a closed off expression. His eyes betrayed his curiosity, sweeping his surroundings and soaking up every detail. After their drinks were mostly gone Damian excused himself to go to the bathroom.

“Hey,” Kon said as soon as he was out of earshot.

“Hi,” Tim said, feeling the pleasant buzz of his drink in his limbs.

Tim looked so beautiful. The atmosphere of the bustling bar behind him made it look like an old photo, especially with the light hitting his face and softening all his features. It was the type of photo you showed your kids one day and said that’s what he looked like when we met.

“Should I get a second round?”

“Do you… Are we…”

Kon had a lot of practice looking stupid, but the question kept dying on his tongue. When Tim was looking at him like this, he really didn’t want to feel stupid.

“Are we what?”

A beat.

“Nothing. Nevermind. Let me get you a drink.”

#I love the Tim getting carded scene #kill your darlings etc.#timkon #timkon fic #Conner Kent fic #ao3 #batman #batman fic

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kasonkodd · 1 year

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♥️ HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ♥️

i hope everyone is having a wonderful day and remember that this day isnt just for couples, make sure to love and care for yourself SMOOCHES ALL YALLS HEADS.

LMAO that being said lets go thru and discuss what the batfamily is doing on this sweet little day ^_^

Bruce and Selina spent an incredibly romantic evening together!! Bruce took her out to see a show with a really really yummy dinner after. Then bought her a shiny new piece of jewelry which she will forever cherish. When they finished allll that, he brought her back to the manor for a relaxing bubble bath together… then.. maybe kinda did some nsfw stuff. FUCK!! OLD PEOPLE DOIN THE NASTY!!!

Dick and Kori were a little more tame. They decided to spend their day out at the aquarium!! Kori said she’d never been and showed extreme interest in going. Dick prepaid so that they could spend the entire day there. Kori fucking adored it. ADORED it. every single fish was just beyond beautiful to her, the amount of times she went “that ones my favorite” just made Dick laugh every time, always agreeing that that one was his favorite too. They stayed till closing. Dick brought Kori to a look out point after picking up a pizza so they could watch the city and eat. It was beyond perfect, something Kori will remember forever.

Jason and Roy wanted to stay in so badly but the more Roy sat and thought about it… the more he wanted to do something so Jay planned this little picnic. They decided on this little hiking spot since they both loved to.. hike. they spent most of their morning making their way up to the spot Jason claimed would be perfect to eat at. When they got there they set up their lunch. They had little sandwiches, some fruit and a whole ass bottle of wine!!! sooooo chessy but so so yummy. They giggled and goofed off as they ate, watching the world below them. no one else mattered in this moment besides them. it was cliché but FUCK did Roy treasure this.

Tim and Bernard did something sooo teenagery. They began their day by meeting up for ice cream. mhm. Tim got cookies n cream while Bernard got like something kinda gross like mango… Then, they made their way down to the arcade where Bernie SCHOOOOLLLED Tim in like haaalf the games. which??? to Tim that was fine because he got a buncha little toys outta it so.. After Bernards gloating fest, they went to go get some chicken waaaangs. MM!!! they feasted, finding a bottomless wing place. they ate till their tummies felt like they were gonna bust. THEN, Tim brought Bernard home. They watched ghostbusters and had a cute little sleepover. GODDD THATS ADORABLE. BYE.

Damian and Nika were so shy and awks in the beginning of their date. Damian had asked Nika if maybe she’d be interested in seeing a movie. Nika called him lame but agreed nonetheless. The two went and saw something silly since Damian knew Nika wouldn’t enjoy something more serious. He bought her ticket, snacks anything else she wanted. He just spoiled her.. just like his papa ngl. she loooved it and Damian lowkey did too. They probably grabbed a small bite to eat, not really being toooooo hungry since they filled up on theater snacks, but they ate something anyway!! they walked arooound, looked into some shops theyve never been in and by the time they decided they were done, the sun set. Damian brought her up to a rooftop to they could look at stars and talk. Damian def gushed about this night to Dick and Jon. He loved it.

HEYYY HEYY LOOKIT ME COMIN IN WITH THE NEW SHIPS HUH??? nika and damian are becoming such a favorite rn!! im so excited to continue to learn about them!! and i fought with myself to either do tim n kon or tim and bernie… to keep things canon, i went with timber.. but i may do some hc for timkon in the future. ANYWAY!!! I LOVE U ALL AND HOPE YOU HAVE A FUN V-DAY! SMOOCH SMOOCH

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colorfulyetsinful · 1 year

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As like all my other hcs I wrote this on my phone (actually wrote this while at work but let’s not this about that too hard). I wanted to go into more detail, but thought that’ll make it confusing and just choose to do it like this.

This is just something I think about when overwhelmed bc it’s helps distract me. I mostly think about it from a jondami perspective bc why not.

I might do more about this, if 5 ppl like this. Sorry if this doesn’t make sense :(

Enjoy!!!

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Reverse Batfam hc

Duke was the first adopted after his parents died from the joker

he’s still “the signal” but that’s a little later”

Damian joins in after, he’s the oldest of the Wayne kids

Duke looked up to Damian and was a little self conscious of his place in the family

he ended up getting g shot by joker and became oracle (he still calls himself the signal)

Jon is 3 years older then Damian

they met the same way with Damian trying to kidnap him to fight

they didn’t really say they were friends but they were friends

they form the teen titans when Damian was 14

the members are raven and beast boy ofc, then Colin and jon, and maps….kathy, maya, djinn II and Conner queen joining later

Jon is the oldest

Jon started dating Jay (Damian had a crush on Jon)

they broke up later and Damian was in a secret relationship with Colin (not really secret they just never out right said it)

Jon left the team after he graduated high school wanting to focus more on school

(the team kinda disbanded a little after with Kathy taking over for a bit)

Damian gave up being Robin after getting in a fight with Bruce

Joined a cult fight ring where he met back with Conner and met flatline

him and Colin also broke up (it was mutual with just a bit of awkwardness)

Tim became Robin after finding out Batman’s identity and the little shit was so desperate he put his family in danger just to get Batman’s attention (fucking dumbass)

Damian comes back to Gotham with a new Robin and he goes to Jon bc Jon was his comfort

they formed the titans again (with the added few)

Kon is born and Jon learns to be a big brother

He also makes it a good idea to introduce kon and Tim

Damian does not like Tim

he regrets it after Tim is kidnapped by the joker and is tortured to becoming joker Jr and ended up falling to his death

anyways he dies and Damian regrets not being there to at least help guide him

Bruce is destroyed, he was just starting to like Tim and his company only for that to happen to him (he didn’t really accept Tim bc of how he put himself in danger and only took tim in bc his parent were in hiding in another country) (imagine the phone call they got)

Kon also dies around this time

Jon and Damian pull apart from the team and eachother

Jon forced to become Superman after his father dies from doomsday

Damian “retiring” from heroing and going back to the legue of assassins

(he’s actually to keep an eye on his grandfather)

Bruce meets Jason and takes him in

he doesn’t tell Jason about Batman but Jason is a smart kid so he finds out eventually

Bruce is more protective over Jason so he doesn’t make him Robin right away

Damian comes back right on time when Bruce starts training Jason, he heckles Bruce a bit but starts train Jason as well so whatever happened to Tim never happens with him

Jason and Damian become a bit more closer

Stephanie joins the family as batgirl

She was friends with Tim when he was still alive

she met Batman the same way in the comics

Cassandra was adopted before Tim and was batgirl for a while until she was shot in the leg (she’s fine just was benched for a while)

Damian and Taven start dating

and Raven ends up pregnant (more on that later)

Damian and her broke up before find out tho and that’s when him and Jon were getting closer

Tim comes back to life bc ra’s Al Goul (?) wanted to use his body as a vessel and even trained him

Tim lost his memory after coming back to life, but gain it slowly through time

Fully comes back when kon comes back to life and rushes over to get Tim out before Tim’s soul can be switched

then ended up blowing up the base while escaping

They join a life of crime with Tim going through his mad scientist/villain arc

him and Jon got a Bonnie and Clyde thing going on

Also tried to kill Jason after coming back to Gotham bc he felt like Jason didn’t deserve to be Robin

Speaking of Gotham, he try’s to come back looking for his parent, only to find out they were killed by the riddler (of all ppl) and that kicked off his villain arc

Jon finds out about Kon being alive and when he asked kon why he’s doing the thing he’s doing, Kon’s just like “I rather be with Tim then the person who left me to die”

it kills Jon bc he tried everything he could to protect Kon that day but got there too late

it’s worse for jon bc he’s still grieving over the lost of Damian, and running tge titans again with the addition of Bart, kara, Cassie, and cissie

man’s is stresssd to no end

Back to Damian, he’s not actually dead, he got sent to the underworld by his grandfather after he failed the soul switch, so Ra’s went back to his og choice of a vessel.

Raven ends up having her baby, (it’s a girl), they name her Lilith bc I’m so original

She look like raven with Damian’s hair and eyes (what baby is 75% demon and the rest human)

Damian comes back to the earth (4years older, even tho only a year has passed since he’s “died”)

the catch up is insane

him and Jon start dating and they co parent with raven and bb to raise Lilith

Tim has also calmed down after Damian smacks him to his senses

he’s still a little shit and now helps the batfam with any tech things

imagine Jason but more off his rockers then homicidal

Dick is the last to join, and he’s just a ball of sunshine

Damian gains an attachment to him (mostly bc he’s only 3-4 years older then his daughter)

did I mention Damian is such a good dad bc he’s such a good dad

Dick and Lilith are spoiled by the whole family even Tim

the rouges would think more the twice then to mess with them (they do not want to get on Tim’s bad side)

Dick is also start to create his own team of young justice with Wally, Roy, Lilith, Donna, and Garth

also Jon and Damian are engaged

Ages!!

Damian - 28 (supposed to be 24) (the oldest)

Duke - 22 (second oldest)

Tim - 21 (physical, mentally he’s 19) (legally died at the age of 14)

Jason - 16 (try’s so hard to be edgy and is getting closer to tim)

Dick - 13 (the youngest)

Cass - 15

Steph - 17

Lilith - 9-10

Kent:

Jon - 26-27

Kon - 21 (technically 9)

Kara - 19

Others:

Raven, Kathy, Djinn, Jay, and bb - 25-26

Colin, Maps, Maya, Conner -23-24

Bart - 22

Cassie and cissie - 20

Wally, Roy and Donna - 11-12

Garth - 13

(I think that’s everyone I mentioned)

Names!!!

Damian - Ghoul

Duke - signal

Tim - Red

Jason -Redwing

Dick - robin

(Damian was never Robin bc that name was originally dick’s, it’s what his parent would call him, so I don’t think they’ll use Robin if Dick was never the first robin)

(Bruce used batkid bc he’s so original)

Seph is spoiler, to batgirl back to spoiler

Cass is batgirl, to blackbat

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fishfingersandjellybabies · 2 months

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Hello you have written soms timdami in the past but idk if you still ship them.. but hope you enjoy:

Kon is dating damian.

Kon. Is. Dating. Damian.

Tim can't believe his best friend would betray him like this, dating his little brother?? Kon is like.. 6 years older than damian.

HECK DAMIAN IS 16 WHILE KON IS 22 (allegedly)

Theres this pit in his stomach that grows whenever he looks at them, this.. negative feeling.

'Jealousy' his brain supplied. He never thought this would be something he'd be jealous of damian about. He never really thought he felt that way towards his best frien– traitor.

Because well... its not exactly "crush" worthy if you want to actually crush your crush with a gigantic kryptonite hammer. Pun intended.

He feels empathy for jon, seeing as hes just as.. jealous... as.. tim is.

Huh.. that... doesn't seem right.

(He knows that its not damian hes jealous of)

Kon and damian had a fight. Hes gonna actually kill that super asshole for real. Screw morality.

But first hes gotta comfort damian, he has to be a good lover brother after all.. ha.. the term makes him a bit.. sad

But then damian smiled at him, a very rarely thing in the past (not rare anymore). And he looks pretty like this, damian has really grown to be beautiful– his heart beats a bit faster suddenly.. too fast.

No.

no..

He called jon that day.

Jon and damian are in a realtionship now, tho damian is also still dating kon.. apparently what they have isn't really a "romantic" relationship, a QPR or something– tim wasn't really paying attention anymore.

...

He feels jealous for both jon and kon now.

and god, what if Jon KNOWS what Tim is feeling. He knows Tim is getting to be a bit Too Much about Damian, even when Damian and Kon fight, and it's Jon he calls first.

And Jon's been through a lot, yeah? He deserves nice things. He deserves Damian. So for Damian to choose him for comfort over his own family? Well, he's just downright chuffed.

And he doesn't know why, but that murderous look Tim is sending him makes him even more smug that it's his hand Damian is holding and his physical affection Damian is accepting. No one else's.

No one's.

And so while Kon and Damian are friends and enjoying each other's company, there's a cold war between Jon and Tim. Jon, shoving it in Tim's face that Damian loves him, and Tim, planning Jon's demise under the guise of wanting to protect Damian, and refusing to voice his darker, inner, more lustful thoughts about it.

Any time I think timdami a lot of the time anymore I think of it as incredibly unhealthy and obsessive haha. but I still love it anyway. 😅

#timdami #also shippy headcanons #everyone is of age here btw of course #ill be problematic but not like THAT haha #anyway theres basically a love triangle war around damian and hes 400% oblivious #hes just pleased to be cared for

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bisexualicontimdrake · 1 year

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Ok so I’m high so I’m gonna write a lil blurb.

“Nobody loves you.” That’s the last thing the mobster said before Jason slammed his pistol into his head with a solid thunk.

‘Wrong’ thought Jason as he took aim at another mobster. ‘’my dad loves me’. He thinks to earlier that day in the cave as he and Bruce finished the a tune-up on Dick’s bike.

“I’m proud of you Jay” grunted Bruce as he fumbled for a socket wrench. Confused, Jason turned to look at him. “I know I don’t say it enough” Bruce continued “but you’ve come a long way. You’ve done your therapy, you made your amends, and even at your lowest, I never stopped being proud of you and no matter where you go, I’ll love you, son”

Jason looked at Bruce as if Harley Quinn hit him with her mallet, at a loss for words.

“I love you too, dad”

He thinks back to his times free running through the Gotham Skyline with Dick. Dick laughing in the wind as Jason threatened to beat him with a crowbar for a horrible pun. To when when they were just kids, sharing hushed secrets at night, Dick telling him about his relationship with Wally.

“I’m gay’ Dick barely whispered “and I’m dating Wally. Have been since I was Robin.” Jason thinks of the red-headed boy. Cocky, quick, but also compassionate. He also thinks of another certain redhead that’s on his mind. “Does Bruce know?” Jason whispered back. Dick’s eyes widened in fear “No! And you can’t tell him. Cross your heart” and so Jason did. “I love you Little Wing” Dick mumbled as they fell asleep watching a movie that neither had paid attention to. “Thanks for being here.” “I love you too” came Jason’s quiet reply. Knowing that while he would never tell another soul, he’d definitely remind the speedster that he wasn’t afraid to go Gotham on his ass if he hurts Dick the next time he saw the mouthy speedster at the manor.

He thinks about spending time Tim, as the he listened to his little brother passionately go on about how The Bride in Kill Bill was actually the villain. He thinks back to Tim’s first date with Kon. Tim was so nervous, he developed a slight twitch in his eye. “You’re gonna be fine” Jason said. “Kids crazy about you. We can all see it” it didn’t hurt that Jason cornered Kon a week before, asking him what his plans were for his little brother, while subtly reminding him of the special green jewelry Bruce kept in the cave.

Later that evening, when Tim came home, hair tousled and eyes as bright as the first time he grappled through the narrow Gotham buildings. Jason knew that his little brother was head over heels. “I’m happy for you” Jason said, handing Tim coffee that he didn’t need. Awkwardly, Tim threw his arms around Jason “love you” Jason stood there in a mild shock as Tim didn’t initiate physical contact frequently. Finally, he put the mugs down, and hugged his brother right back. “Love you too”.

He thinks about Damian and their sparring matches and prank wars. Which occasionally led to all-out brawls, until Alfred ushered them outside. He thinks about seeing Damian asleep next to Jon and Bat-cow with Titus curled tight at their feet, hands loosely tangled together. As Jason got his phone out to snap a picture, he sees Damian’s eyes open “I will kill you Todd” the brat whispered so quietly, Jason thought he was hearing things. He snapped a photo anyways, Baby bat would thank him later. And he did, with a cheap shot punch to the face but not before Jason noticed the photo as his phones background.

He thinks about his boyfriend, as Roy works on a specialized pistol for Jason that would fire target non-lethal, but hilarious rounds (Jason’s favorite was the chewing gum bullet). With his hair pushed back in a messy bun and his eyes deep in thought. “He better know I only do this because I love him” Roy mumbled, with a screwdriver held precariously in his lips. “Oh I do. Don’t worry” Jason said, startling his boyfriend and sending him off of his stool, arms flailing and landing on top of Jason. “Not anymore I don’t” Roy said with the same tone Bruce did when he caught Selina leaning a little too close to a diamond at the museum. “But you do” replied Jason, planting a kiss on the older man’s forehead. “But I do” Roy whispered, curling into Jason’s broad chest.

He thinks about the others. Selina teaching him to pickpocket at Gala’s for fun, to quiet nights at the bell tower with Babs, helping put specialized tech on her wheelchair as Haly chews on a bone close by. Sitting at his favorite gargoyle with Cass and Stephanie, looking at the two of them, wondering will they or won’t they as they gossip about the latest rogue drama. He thinks about Harley as she tries to give him an impromptu therapy session during the middle of the two breaking up a drug bust, bleached hair swinging as wildly as her bat. He thinks back to Ivy, rescuing them from the same drug bust. Too annoyed with being woken up to try and poison him, but still giving her patented “fuck me” eyes to Harley.

He thinks about Bart, Cassie, Kori, Donna, Kyle, Diana, Dinah, Lois, Clark, Alfred, and Kate. Knowing that he does have people who love him. No matter what.

“Fuck you” Jason spat at the final mobster “I am loved”

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anxiouslowercase · 1 year

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operation conceal, ch 2

fandom: dc comics / supersons / shazam warning: none summary: Billy Batson would very much like to remind everyone that the wisdom of Solomon does not really hit when he's not in Champion form. Which means that of course he wasn't really thinking when, in order not to expose the secret mission they had been working on, he tells Batman and Superman that he's going out with their children. As in dating. Both of them. notes: as i rewrote ch 5 to finally update, i realized i didn’t keep on crossposting here? so. leaving this here now: chapter one is here, and you can find it in a03 as well.

Jon paces around his room, still wearing most of his school uniform save from his blazer and tie, items he had discarded as soon as he'd got home and right before he'd started his nervous walking, about an hour ago. He picks up his phone from his desk for the third time in the last thirty minutes and, once again, he opens his texts.

JUNIOR SQUAD !

>> DAMI: I'll be expecting you at 6 sharp. >> DAMI: I have already drafted a possible story but we need to be sure on the details >> DAMI: Plus rehearse. >> DAMI: DO NOT. Be late.

>> BILLY: Is this a new extracurricular or??

>> DAMI: Need I remind you this it your fault, Batson?

>> BILLY: 6 sharp. Got it.

He had only sent a thumbs up emoji, not really trusting himself to add anything else. What had Damian decided, and how much of it was he gonna hate? Also, and most importantly, what did he mean by rehearse? They were pretending to have gone on dates, so did that mean they were going to have to...

Heat rushes quickly from his toes to the tip of his ears, and he immediately slams his phone down back onto the desk. Maybe a bit too hard. (He should probably check the screen.)

No. He is surely just getting ahead of himself due to the stress. Damian is barely okay with, like, a fist bump in a good day, there's absolutely no way he'd suggest for them to--

No. No, there's surely a well-thought plan that'll get them out of this weird situation in record time without making it weirder because it's Damian, and Damian always solves things! So this is just bound to be yet another one of those things - they'll go, follow the plan, undo this weird scenario, go ahead with their former plan and actual reason why they got together in the first place without anyone knowing, and as an added bonus, Jon can go about his life without confronting the fact he's got a crush on his two best friends.

Not one, no, because that'd have been too normal, too easy - on two. And, ulitmately, that is the real reason why he's been pacing his room so much he could've easily made a hole on the floor: sure, he doesn't really want Billy and Damian to know his heart does a flip when they so much look at him; but at the same time, his heart does do a flip when they so much look at him, so what is he supposed to do? Should he take advantage of this whole (fake) dating atmosphere and, as Kon says it, shoot his shot? Or should he wait until after this forced upon romantic environment is terminated to maybe try and do something about it? Should he go wearing his Superboy suit, or should he try and... make an effort? Try to look nice?

That is his main concern, as stupid as it sounds. That's why he's been alternating his gaze between all the nice (clean) clothes he'd found in his closet and that are now in display on his bed, and the supersuit drapped over the chair next to his desk every three or four rounds of pacing. Technically, Damian made it sound like it was just another layer added to their mission, which obviously points at his uniform. However, he also clearly said they're going to discuss (and rehearse!!!) the whole dating thing, so...

He goes back to look at his phone. 5:43.

>> BILLY: Omw >> BILLY: Need me to pick anything up?

>> uhhuh i could do noodles ??

>> DAMI: Jonathan, this is not a picnic.

>> BILLY: I'll get you some if I can fin d them!

He almost sends a heart emoji, out of poor reflex, but thankfully stops himself just in time. Would that be too much? Would they see right through him? Just to be safe, he opts for a smiley face, right when another text comes through.

>> DAMI: Would you both just hurry? There's work to be done.

Jon can almost hear his best friend's scoffing, and that finally steers him to move and pick up his uniform. He takes a deep breath - business it is. Maybe that's for the best; maybe wearing his suit would put him in the right mindset and keep him from doing or saying something embarrassing that would just. Expose him to his two crushes. That'd be pretty cool, if he could achieve that.

Rao, if you're hearing, he thinks to himself as he jumps out the window. Please don't let me ruin it.

#damijon #billyjon #billydamijon #Billy Batson #Damian Wayne #Jon Kent #obsessed with the three of them #ch.: jon kent #ch.: billy batson #ch.: damian wayne #r.: billy damian and jon

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mockstarling · 2 years

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DC Comics Crack Ships I have but they slowly get more and more deranged

Note: Some of these ships I do not necessarily want to see/won't make sense in the comics. Most of these are more of fun fanfic pairings.

Timberkon

Kon el × Timothy Drake × Barnard Dowd

Barnard would die if he gets to date two heros, the fanboy could never.

Tim Drake has two hands.

The unwanted punk with daddy issues² dates the successful sleep deprived coffee addicted CEO and the civilian fanboy conspiracy theorist with a high pain tolerance.

Both Tim and Kon thought Barnard knew, but no; he no know. Choatic endeavors is the ultimate result.

Wonderlois

Diana Prince × Lois Lane

The lesbian power couple.

I can mainly only see this in an universe where Lois and Clark never get married which is kinda sad beacuse I love Jon Kent with all my heart.

They would share clothes and their wardrobe is above literally every other person they both know. Including Brucie Wayne.

Both of them would be strong women and LGBTQIA+ rights activist.

Superbruclex?

Clark Kent × Bruce Wayne × Lex Luthor

Bruce is more than happy to sit back and let his boyfriends do the talking for him. Lex talks at galas and the like while Clark does it for more casual/superhero situations.

Lex realizes that Bruce and Clark look a lot alike and gets scared that he might have a very specific type. This fear doubles after he finds out that they're both heros.

Bruce realizes that he has to explain polyamorous relationships to his sons (mostly Damian).

The two rich boys fall for the god of all farm boys.

Rasvan?

Vandal Savage × Ra's al Ghul

Old dudes need love too, okay

Sideburn buddies.

Honestly, they would get together just to do the do only to find that they like eachother after years of this type of relationship. They also found that they got more and more domestic with eachother over time.

Ra's al Ghul faces homophobia from his children (especially since he has never been with anyone after his wife/their mother passed). He hides with Vandal Savage after that beacuse they kinda kicked him out. However, Damian finds out much later and hunts him down to tell him in person that he accepts him. Ra's al Ghul actually cries in front of Damian and Vandal; he showed weakness.

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002yb · 1 year

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Dickjay Thoughts #3 ft. SuperBat-Family Shenanigans (note: the dickjay is somehow far, far below (੭ु´͈ ᐜ `͈)੭ु⁾⁾)

Alright, here me out. The Batfam going to the Kent family farm for a little summer/autumn bbq ahhhhh. With Bruce playing corn hole with Jon and Damian. It’d be a very ?? experience for Damian because like...you’re throwing a bag of corn kernels into a hole? Where’s the challenge and fun in that?? And Bruce would try to explain that it’s just a fun group activity, which, ‘tt’. Not to worry though, because Kon would make it a challenge. Switching the game up to ‘who has the best long distance aim’ and ‘how far can Batman throw??’

Just sweet kiddy shenanigans and Bruce being a good parent and humoring it. And Jon just understanding Damian and adjusting the game so that Damian can have fun, too. (*꒦ິㅂ꒦ີ)

And FFFFFFF Conner and Tim just chilling on the roof--watching the kids run around and playing an increasingly dangerous game because Bruce can’t say no when Damian is actually acting his age. OTL But I digress, Conner and Tim. Sitting on the roof. It’d absolutely be golden hour. Just gorgeousness as they watch their family down below.

Only Conner’s attention would be drawn to one of the bales of hay they set out for extra seating. Where Jason would be laying, a book held casually over his face and Dick laid right over top of him. Full on smothering himself in Jason’s pecs. Like, maybe Dick went to the bbq directly after a long shift and he’s just shattered, so he uses Jason’s bosom as a pillow and he’s out until dinner hahaha.

And Kon would just marvel it, because leave it to Dick to pull another busty beauty. Like. He doesn’t think he’s ever been so jealous of Dick than in this moment, ngl. Which of course Kon would tell Tim and just. They’re not dating or anything, but Tim would be so affronted. Just looking to Jason and then holding his own pecs as he looks down at them and ahhhhhhahahah. Because Kon would absolutely notice and there’d be teasing and it would be sweet.

(Alternative: Kon tackling Tim and smushing his face into the flat of Tim’s chest wwwwwww and Tim being all ‘omg stop’ but also laughing about it because it’s Kon being dumb and silly and endearing and (๑°艸°๑))

But back to dickjay because they’re my ship. So Dick would be seemingly passed out, head pillowed on Jason’s tits. Only not really because Dick would have the worst fomo hahaha. So despite Jason telling him to just sleep, Dick would be awake. And just. Them two. Having a quiet conversation. And Dick making Jason laugh and feeling the thrum and vibration of it straight from Jason’s chest.

Maybe Jason would notice Kon staring at them, too. And when Bruce is otherwise indisposed with the kids, would tell Dick to motorboat him real quick to give Tim’s not-bf a show. Which like. You don’t have to tell Dick twice hahaha. So he’d do it, of course. And Jason would cackle because Kon would visibly startle. Dick would look, too, and be just as humored.

Only then Dick would look forward to resettle himself and--there. Just a few feet away. Clark tending to the bbq. Watching him. And Clark would be very (: because he thinks the open affection is sweet, but Dick would just щ(゜ロ゜щ) before slowly lowering himself back to Jason’s chest to really smother himself just omg.

#superbatfam #wholesome shenanigans #with some shippiness #small break from prompt fills for dickjay thoughts lol #dickjay thoughts

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