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httpknjoon · 2 years

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instagram official | ksj

plot | Your fans cheered as you two finally posted photos of each other on your personal accounts, possibly confirming the relationship. But it all changed quickly when you accidentally started an Instagram live.

words | 1.1k+

genres | humor/crack, barely fluff, actors!au

pairing | actor!jin x famous!reader

disclaimer | usernames used in the fic are all fictional.

note | first drabble entry for this new series! probably an introduction on how this whole series will go for the next entries. anyway, let me know your thoughts.

main masterlist | drabble series

Y/N & Kim Seokjin finally made it Instagram official

At last!

Y/N-JIN fans, make some noise! Earlier this day, Y/N and Jin finally made it Instagram official. The longtime rumored couple posted photos of each other on their separate accounts, seemingly confirming the dating rumors.

In JIn’s account, he posted a photo of Y/N covering half of her face with a script while winking at the camera. It appears that it was taken on one of the sets of their latest movie together, Maybe Yes, Maybe No. Y/N wore the iconic baby blue dress from the said film.

“No more maybes.” Jin captioned, referring to his character’s line from the movie. He added a single red heart.

On the other hand, Y/N posted a photo of Jin holding a magazine cover of himself next to his face. It appears to be taken during their stay in France during the promotions of their 2020 movie, Lonely People. She simply captioned the image with a butterfly emoji.

This was the first time the couple posted about each other on their Instagram account after four years of being linked together. Back in 2017, when they worked on their first movie together and chemistry immediately became noticeable to the audience. A source told us that the romance started during the movie production.

“They began taking interest in each other right after their first screen test for Cornelia Street.” the source shared. “They began going on each other’s trailers during their free time and breaks, having their alone time. Jin even visited Y/N in London when she was shooting her own scenes there for almost two weeks .”

At last, after years of jokes and speculations, fans received confirmation from Y/N and Jin. To Hollywood’s newest couple, we wish you well with your relationship!

Both posts were two of the fastest photos to ever reach a million likes on the social media site. Fans immediately shared their thoughts and excitement with it, trending Y/N and Jin on Twitter. Short video clip edits of you two resurfaced again. It instantly became a hot topic since you two have the most active stans all over the internet. Even making locals updated about everything.

@seokjinniesy/n : i can finally leave this planet, knowing that y/n and jin are officially together [insert that Spongebob levitating reaction pic]

@GabbyWong : OMG Did #Y/NJin just confirm their relationship? I've been shipping them since I was twelve!

@starringy/n : please welcome the hollywood's power couple finally made it official [insert screenshots of your Instagram posts]

replying to @starringy/n

@y/nfavouriteco0kies: i hope jin posts more pictures of y/n bc that girl posts nothing but pictures of her cat 😩😩

urfavecatlady started a live video. Watch it before it ends!

The video was all pitch black. Almost fifty thousand viewers wait for something to happen. Both yours and Jin’s fans comment their thoughts. Some are asking what’s going on. While others just reply with random affirmations and support for your so-called romantic relationship.

But they only heard voices in the background. Yours was the first one to be audible and recognizable, “We already posted the photos eleven hours ago.”

“Yeah, now give us our money!” Jin’s followed protest was heard.

A male voice laughed, “I said that it has to be on Instagram for a day. I’ll give you twenty dollars each if the photo lasts until tomorrow.”

You crossed your arms over your chest as your eyes threw daggers towards Donny, Jin’s best friend. Jin sat beside you on your hotel room’s couch, doing the same thing too. On the other hand, Donny laughed at you two.

“Who knows things might still happen?”

“Things are already happening. I had to uninstall my Twitter with all the mentions I’m getting,” you spoke out.

When you posted Jin’s candid photo on your Instagram account, you immediately got notifications from Twitter popping up just seconds after. You ignored it at first, going on with your busy day. But it kept on vibrating for a straight thirty minutes like a freaking vibrator. You decided to uninstall the app. After your first shoot for the day, your manager told you the aftermath of your and Jin’s Instagram postings. There was chaos on both media outlets and social media sites.

But you just posted photos because of Donny. Earlier today, You, Jin, and Donny just finished having a room serviced breakfast in Jin’s hotel room when a dare was made.

“You two have the strictest managers. You cannot do shit every time.” he scoffed, taking a sip of the remaining coffee from his cup.

“Strictest manager.” Jin scoffed. “Namjoon still lets me have my phone even though I already drunk posted shit for like four times now. Maybe this one right here has that manager”

Your eyebrows raised, “Nope. Hayley is literally my best friend.”

It's true. Your manager for years is like an older sister to you. Except she also acts as your strict guardian sometimes. Donny remained unconvinced, wearing a smug smile on his face. Both you and Jin shared a look with each other. Yours and Jin's high level of competitiveness are both showing off.

“I will bet you forty dollars if you guys post anything right now that can possibly make your managers go crazy.”

So you did post something. Both you and Jin know your cards and how to play with them. Not less than two minutes, you two let go of your phones from your hands. Hailey later came in, asking you to get ready for your shoot.

“Well, that’s–” Donny paused from his sentence when he checked his phone. “Y/N, you are live on Instagram?”

“What?” you asked, eyebrows scrunched together, before reaching for your phone next to you. But it wasn't there. You looked around the couch. Then, you stood up, quickly spotting your phone.

"No, it's– Oh, shit!"

Jin and Donny watched as you curse constantly while tapping on your phone. After that, you moved your head from your screen to both of them with your eyes wide.

"Hailey's going to kill me–"

"Y/N!"

Your manager's voice can be heard outside your room as she knocks repeatedly on your door. You instantly ran next to Jin, using him as a human shield for your manager's incoming bullets.

"Donny... Can you open the door?" Jin told his friend, who chuckled before doing what he was told. Jin whispered to you, "Why is she so mad today?"

"I promised I won't post anything for today after the whole posting thing." you giggled. "Also, I promised I won't do shit while she's out on a date."

After you hurriedly ended the accidental Instagram live, everyone once again jumped to Twitter.

@sniperfory/n: These two dorks are literally earning millions with their movies and brand deals and they created this whole thing just to win forty bucks 💀💀💀

@seokjinniesm0on: wait a damn minute [insert a clip of that Instagram live]

@Y/NJINFAN: i am just a bet. for forty dollars. 💔💔💔💔💔💔

A day later, after the live chaos, when everyone already cooled down, Y/N simply addressed the whole thing with one tweet. Saying:

@YNOFFICIAL : Unfortunately, we didn’t get the forty dollars.

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lokilickedme · 1 year

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Bootleg Christmas Hath Begun (Hardcore Version)

*insert obnoxious clip of SpongeBob singing BEST DAY EVER*

So @texmexdarling 's yearly holiday gifting extravaganza started yesterday when two big boxes arrived while I was at work and the males of my household brought them in but...failed to tell me about it. So this morning I'm sitting in front of the fireplace drinking coffee and watching it snow (blizzard, it's a minor freaking blizzard) when I spot these mega crates tucked into the corner.

The holidays are officially upon us and now I'm on a mission.

One boxcutter incident and a spilled coffee later I'm violently shaking a mountain of gorgeously adorned gifts in search of the one package that I know the contents of so I can rip into it right the hell now. Out of, like, 20 or so beautifully wrapped presents tagged to each member of my family, this one fits the criteria, has my name on it, and sounds right - no bang, no rattle, just a soft shhhhhsh that identifies the contents as fabric based.

Yessssss:

Let the destruction commence. But wait...whaaat??

Hang on a sec. Yeah she's my wife and all but I didn't ask for sexy underwear. Pretty box though. Might as well look inside, I already got the paper off and the kitten ran off with the ribbon, we've passed the point of no return.

That's...that's not underwear -

YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MYYYYYY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

I've been looking forward to this moment all damn year. Back in January I was browsing after-christmas clearance stuff online, as one does, and I saw this sweater. And as one does, I squeed over it and sent the link to Tex so she could squee over it too (maybe not as much as me - Boba's my preferred bounty hunter, her interests run more toward the Jedi) and the second she saw it she texted me back with

Do NOT buy that.

So I've known since last Christmas what I'd be getting this Christmas, and the moment has finally come. It's snowing and I'm wearing this baby to work today and I'm going to show it to everybody that enters visual range. I'm gonna be so obnoxious about my new sweater because

#best present ever #Boba Fett #when i saw this back in January I knew it was meant for me #it's soooo sofffftttt #and extremely cool #Boba my lovebiscuit #you guys forget that before Din Djarin there was BOBA #we stan an unaltered clone in this house #THANK YOU @TEXMEXDARLING #I was out at 11pm last night buying socks for you btw lol

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eunoiathewriter · 2 years

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.ೃ࿐𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐭. 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲/𝐧; 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨

Since yall liked the last one so much, here's more of these!

Peter: So I was just wondering if maybe you would go out with me?

y/n: Yes.

Peter: You'll come aro- WAIT DID YOU SAY YES?!

y/n: Um, yes.

Peter: OMG, HOLD ON, BRB!

Peter: *dashing off*

y/n:

y/n: ...so should I leave or?

y/n:

Peter: *comes back dragging Sam to prove y/n said yes*

Peter: Say it again.

Peter: I can't find my phone.

Tony: Okey, I can call you, kid.

Peter: No- wait!

Phone ringing: You are my dad (You are my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Tony:

Peter:

Peter: I can explain

*Bonus*

y/n: *eating popcorn, watching Peter trying to explain for Tony*

y/n: He's just fatherless, and now has a father figure. *blinks* that's all.

Therapist: Would you say you're independent?

y/n: *looks at Steve*

Steve: *Nods*

y/n: I'd say so, yes.

Therapist: *faceplants*

Steve: *proud Cap moment*

Natasha: *sneezes*

Peter: Bless you, miss Romanoff.

y/n: *sneezes*

Peter: y/n are you sick?!?! Let me wrap you in a warm blanket and feed you som soup!! YoU pOOR tHING!? *insert teenage boy voice crack*

Loki: *sneezes*

Peter: Oh my fucking God, shut the fuck up!

y/n: Mr white wolf sir?

Peter: We're back from our shopping trip, we got you another magnet.

Bucky: Cool, stick it on

Bruce: Is that- Peter's shopping list on your arm?

Bucky: *sipping some coffee* Yup.

Tony: What the-

Tony: Peter, y/n, you both need to stop using Buckys arm as an fridge. Okey?

Peter: But Mr white wolf said it helps him associate it with something else but muder,

y/n: *proudly nodding along*

Tony: *crying*

y/n: Did you know, sir, that atoms never touch each other? So, since we're all made out of atoms, we've never touched anything our entire lives. So to answer your question Wanda, no l did not punch Clint.

Clint: *holding his bloody nose*

Clint: Bitch I-

Kate: You were so drunk last night.

y/n: No I wasn't. Right Peter?

Peter: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling "Stop hiding SpongeBob! I know you're in there!"

y/n: *glancing between Kate and Peter*

Peter:

Kate:

y/n: But did I find him tho?

y/n, angirly: ARE YOU—

MJ: Fucking.

y/n: —KIDDING ME! YOU—

MJ: Fucking.

y/n: IDIOT—

Peter: ...what was that?

MJ: The teacher banned y/n from swearing, so I volunteered to help her out—

Peter: I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like y/n a little bit.

Nick Fury: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Peter: That's our joint tombstone.

Nick Fury: Ah, my bad.

*Avengers game night*

Steve: I will put down 'Bi' to spell 'Bi'

Bruce: I add 'o' to create 'bio'

Tony: I will add your 'bio' to make 'biostratigraphic'

Bucky: *snaps pencil*

Stephen: I add your 'biostratigraphic' to create 'biostratigraphic correlation'

Natasha: *stabs table with knife*

Tony: *grinning* I'll add your 'biostratigraphic correlation' to create 'quantitative biostratigraphic correlation entropy'

Steve: *flips table*

Peter: *Whispering* Okey let's leave before they start making out.

y/n: *Grabbing his hand* Yeahhh...

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renchinworld · 3 years

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NCT Dream: Reaction to you wanting a baby (serious edition)

kinda nsfw so no Chenji :))

FICTION

>> emotional edition with ChenJi here 😔 lol

Mark

This dude will straight up FREEZE. Like he'll be really chill (ehe) about it so it looks like he's taking it really well but on the inside he's *insert spongebob meme where everything in his brain is in chaos*

Ah there it is

And it's not even a bad thing. He's just really elated that all of his thoughts are jumbling with each other. Mark's truly happy that you're finally going to raise a baby together, walk hand in hand by the sea side, take turns carrying the bundle of joy while you're shopping, play under the cozy covers as a family...and the rich imagery that's running through his mind is enough to make him go: ERROR 404 Mark Not Found.

He's also going haywire since the way to give you that baby is through a steaming hot--. I just know this man will moan the dirtiest things in your ear while hammering into you.

All jokes aside though, Mark will make a great father (very responsible & reliable) and he intends to be one! He's just shookt. Just let him take it all in for now.

Renjun

This man on the other hand will act like he's not surprised at all. He'll even raise an eyebrow at you as if he's challenging you to see if you'll change your mind. Oh you want a baby now? Sure, get on all fours.

Renjun doesn't strike me as the type to get surprised especially when you're in a long term relationship with him. He started noticing it when you became needier, told him to stop pulling out and held him a little longer every time he's inside you.

This man is a really attentive lover (waaay too attentive) that he sometimes knows what you want even before you realize it yourself. He already knows (or is speculating for a while), he's just waiting for you to say it yourself because he doesn't want to influence your decision. P.S. he's been wanting to have that baby for a long time.

Renjun would give that child the world if he could. Baby wouldn't even learn how to crawl and he's already flexing Balenciaga.

Jeno

Jeno is probably the one with the most obvious 😳 expression. Eh? HUH? Not because he doesn't want it because damn he's dreamt of having a family with you the moment he laid his eyes on you, but because it's like his dreams are slowly becoming reality all so suddenly.

Imagine this: you, Jeno, classy restaurant date then you drop the "I want a baby" bomb. And BOOM! Mans 100% gonna ACCIDENTALLY stand up and announce that shit to the entire establishment: "I'm gonna be a father?!"

The other customers will start congratulating him and you just sit there red as a tomato, whispering to yourself: "Not yet... Technically yes, but not yet."

The next thing you know you'll get a free dessert from the restaurant, btw. The staff loved his reaction. Nice one, daddy Jeno.

And nice one indeed because he'll have you screaming your lungs out all night the moment you got home. This man is ruthless but you like that. He'll have you folded up in a hundred different positions as he fucks you that if whoever compiled the kamasutra saw you, they will feel sorry for your hips.

Haechan

You thought Jeno's style is a news reporter? Haechan is THE mf TV station. This man will never shut up about the baby bomb and it's the cutest thing you've ever seen in your life (because it is!) and it just makes you love him even more.

Y'all just having dinner with friends? They're all godparents now.

Y'all having a picnic with your family? What family? They're the Baby Naming Council now.

Y'all only window shopping at the mall? Nope. He bought all the stocks from the baby shop. Okay, maybe not everything. He didn't like the bib designs.

Y'all doing the do do bap? He'll make sure to push all his cum inside you as it drips out of your core. Says one of those warriors will be his successor one day. It will have you vibrating not only from pleasure but also from laughter. Why would you say that Haechan?

Donghyuck is so excited to give your child the best of the best and treat them so well they have no choice but to recognize him as the best dad in the world.

Jaemin

Mr. My Way is so prepared, boy scouts are found shaking in a ditch. This man has his whole life planned out up 'til retirement. Did we really expect him to wing it when it comes to having a baby? Impossible. Jaemin probably has a mf list of where the child will go to school and future career options (with flexible choices, of course).

He's wanted to have a family of his own ever since he was young so when you told him that you wanted a baby, he gives you the biggest, sweetest smile and cuddles you while thanking you all night. He'll be taking his sweet time while doing the deed as well, making sure to make every thrust count since this IS a special moment... Then he goes and pound on you so roughly for hours while repeatedly asking you to tell him that you want him to cum inside.

This man is most likely the sweetest out of everyone when reacting initially. He tells you that you're the biggest blessing in his life and that you're gonna give him another blessing and that's a blessing combo. I dunno what that is either but yes. You're a blessing combo. You're Jaemin's blessing combo.

Masterlist

#nct dream smut #nct dream hard hours #nct mark smut #nct renjun smut #nct jeno smut #nct haechan smut #nct jaemin smut #nct headcanons #nct imagines

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darkacademicfrom2021 · 3 years

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The Dark Team (part 8)

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Warnings: violence, near death experience, suicidal consideration.

With all the information you needed in your head, you ran up to the hotel room. Loki and Bucky were wandering around the neighborhood, handling the “incognito” part of the mission very poorly. But you’d be soon back with them, you just needed to grab the suits, some more information and a scribbled map, and you’d be back on the streets, fighting criminals or… whatever the Hell those two were doing.

It was just a matter of time until you finally got the stick. What did it have that Tony Stark feared so much to be in the wrong hands, you would never know. Unless you grabbed the stick before giving it to him and found out yourself, of course (but no, that would be irresponsible, an invasion, all levels of illegal and probably would result in getting you in jail, or maybe even assassinated).

It sounded good, though.

After what felt like a thousand stairs later, you finally arrived at your room. Grabbing the doorknob while inserting the key, you realized it was already open. You stopped. Was anyone in there? You weren’t the last one to come out that morning, so you weren’t sure you closed it well. Bucky was; and he was generally distracted on those details. He would sleep on them because he can take anyone, he’s a supersoldier, after all.

You didn’t let go of the doorknob, and opened very carefully as to not make any noise. Damn, if I just had my gun with myself this would be much easier, you thought for the hundredth time on the mission. You made a mental note on not leaving the room without a gun ever again.

If it wasn’t bad enough, you didn’t bring any communicators with your teammates on. What for? The last part of the mission was done with all of you together. It made sense you’d sleep on it too.

You stopped the self-loathing on your last few decisions and thought about who or what could be on the other side of the door. It couldn’t be someone who wanted the information you’d already collected, because you informed absolutely no one about it. Not even Stark. And you had made sure nobody followed you or heard your steps. So, it had to be someone from the Hydra base. Someone who would think you had the stick with yourself, and wanted it back.

Basing your actions on that speculation, you calculated the time and risks to get to your gun and suit before you’d get attacked, if the agent was still in there. You could only assume it was an agent. What else would Hydra have, in the middle of 2021?

Alright, you thought. Maybe it’s empty already. I only get one chance.

You slammed open the door and ran to your suit and gun as fast as you could, suiting up with a button, and, in a matter of seconds, you were against a wall with your Beretta 92 pointing at whoever could come and attack you.

Silence and adrenaline filled the room. You looked around, and nothing moved. Not a single sound. Not even a fly.

“Whoever’s here, I don’t have it. I swear, I don’t have it”, you said, still with your gun up. “And I don’t know who has it, yet”.

No answer. You looked around a little, opening some doors and looking under the beds, but it really seemed like you were alone now. Someone had definitely been there; your papers were all disorganized and some chairs were on the floor. The window had a gunshot. But whoever went there, saw there was nothing they wanted and left, not long ago. Maybe you could even seek them with the street cameras.

You walked to the window and traced the gunshot with your fingertips. You recognized the bullet; Bucky had used them before, as the Winter Soldier. Looking outside you recognized in the distance, about three blocks away, the unmistakable figures of your teammates.

A cocking gun in your nape brought you back to the room. You didn’t turn around just yet, waiting for some talking (they usually talk, they don’t want you dead; they rather want your information. Quite difficult to take from if you won’t be able to answer). After some more silence, you turned around violently and tried to kick the (huge, even bigger than Thor) man’s gun off. Instead, he grabbed your leg and pushed you to the floor.

Maybe you weren’t exactly awesome when it came to hand-in-hand combat, alright?

Pointing your gun at him from the floor, you tried to get up, and as soon as you felt him get closer to grab your gun, you shot. You made sure to not actually shoot him; just close enough for him to think you were going to shoot him if he got close. He didn’t get fazed at the shot; didn’t flinch, didn’t even blink. Instead, grabbed your gun and bent it as if it were melted plastic.

Holy fucking shit.

Good news were, now you knew what exactly was in that stick. Bad news, it was already in the wrong hands.

“Chemistry works in mysterious ways, doesn’t it, fella?”, you asked the supersoldier standing in front of you. “When did they serum-ed you? You might be experiencing some side effects”, you chatted, waiting for your teammates, hoping they’d walk a little bit faster. Hopefully, they’d heard the shooting and realized you were in trouble. They didn’t know exactly how much trouble you were in, though.

“You do realize the more you talk, the faster I’ll have to kill you, right?” said he, finally.

“What’s your name? Can’t see you with your weird mask on” you said, standing up slowly. “Let me guess… you must be familiar with James, right?”.

The supersoldier blinked in confusion, and charged his gun, pointing it directly at your forehead.

“You have exactly ten seconds to tell me how you know about James. Ten”.

“Must be a very difficult experience”.

“Nine”.

“To be so close, yet so far away”.

“Eight”.

“You know, it’d do you wonders some therapy maybe. To process the whole James thing”.

“Seven”.

“You sound like Monica Geller”.

“Six”.

“You’ll get bored of counting, eventually”.

“Five”.

“Alright, pack it up”.

“Four”.

You sighed and rolled your eyes.

“Three”.

“I don’t know anything about that James, it was a wild guess. Everyone is called James these days”, you explained. He stopped counting but pressed the gun harder against your head.

“Quit the mocking. Give me the stick and I’ll let you live”.

“There’s no way you’re letting me live. I already know Hydra has some more supersoldiers, and I guess the thing in the stick is the formula, isn’t it? Give me the secret formula, spongebob, right?”. The man realized you were just making time, and tried to grab your wrists. “Took you long enough to notice. Soldiers are not the brightest, let me tell you”.

As he tried to lock your wrists, you used all your body weight to push him out of the window. Terrible idea. He was at least five times stronger, and instead of your original plan, the one getting thrown off a nine-floor window now were you.

Bucky and Loki were a block away, and all they saw was a tiny speck on the sky, getting rapidly closer to the street. It didn’t take them much thinking until they realized that speck was you, flying off the hotel room. Loki took impulse and teleported himself as fast as he could to the nearest floor you were currently passing, and grasped your arm and hand with his both hands, holding himself with only his legs from a balcony.

Hanging from just one arm, with seven tall floors behind your feet, you tried your best to not look down. Oh, heights weren’t your best friend, much less the possibility of a bad movement and instantly dying right there. You could only think in how lucky you were your teammate had quick reflexes, and how idiotic you were to think you could’ve possibly taken that man by your own. He bent your gun with his bare hands, for God’s sake. You looked down, and saw the supersoldier already fighting with Bucky on the streets. Your face turned even paler as you observed how tall you were. Everything was tiny below you.

“Look at me”, said Loki, with a calm voice. You redirected your gaze to him. His eyes. There was a glimpse in his eyes, showing something. Your own emotions weren’t allowing you to actually concentrate on his face expressions, anyways. He sensed it, and repeated. “Look at me, don’t look down. I’m here”.

You met his eyes once again and this time you didn’t leave them. There it was. His eyes irradiated pure and raw panic. Fear. No, not even fear; terror. What was he terrified of? Terror of losing you? Why would he care so much? Why would he care that deeply? It didn’t matter now, for you were definitely dying. His grip was strong, but your hand was starting to numb and you were losing strength. You were dizzy and sweating, frightened. He gripped harder and it pained you.

“Hold on to me. Do not let go, I'm here”, he said. His words were tranquil and reassuring, trying to keep it as undisturbed as he could, but a drop of desperation cracked his voice. “Hold strong, I’m lifting you up”.

“Don’t. You’ll fall down. You can’t take this height either” you said without hiding your dread. Your tight throat did the job and your eyes watered. That was it, you thought. And it was. There was no way Loki could lift you without him falling down too. And even if there was a possibility, why would he risk his long and meaningful life for the sake of yours? “Let me go, Loki”.

“I’m not letting you go”.

“You’ll die”.

“No, and you won’t either. Hold onto my grip”, he assured you without leaving any room for discussion, trying to lift your body and almost tripping in the process. He gasped and you left out a whine.

“Loki”.

“Stop it, I’m not letting you go”, he said, less calm than he’d have liked to. “I’m not letting you go”, he repeated, almost in a whisper.

In a struggle, he brought you into the balcony he was hanging from. Your legs were shaking, as you laid on the marble floor by his side. Both of you breathless, looked at each other without saying a word. After a brief moment, you took his hand and squeezed it gently, not ever breaking eye contact.

“You saved me. Thank you”.

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bausbitch · 4 years

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I'm sorry

Reid x reader

ANGST AHAHA

Req but @blankets-for-bees

Warnings: kidnapping, established relationship, gunshot, Spencer being an ass at first, also this IS NOT really funny as my other works //read: I'll try because I'm just such a naturally good comedian,,,or a mental asylum escapee,,// 🤩 OH and a happy ending

Spencer had been,,,,

Awfully cold to you

For the last 6 months

Yeah, it was beginning to get on your nerves

It felt like living with a whole ghost 👻

And it wasn't like it was his work

You two had the same job for fucks sake

You even shared a home

But lately

Spencer would ONLY talk to you at work

And only when it was life or death

So basically when hotch paired you two up

And omg

The team

They had no idea

So they insisted you two sleep in the same room on this case

Bc you two are their fav couple!!!!!

But they didn't know that for the last six months

You were practically single

Except you couldn't go anywhere

And you wouldn't go out to flirt with people

Because you were a good s/o

*cough* unlike Spencer *cough*

Ok so this usub

The universe said

Fuck you, yn yln 🤩🤪🤡

This particular unsub

Kidnapped failing couples

And threw them in a house

A giant doll house

And sedated them

And played with them like dolls

And made them kiss and stuff

Idk how to explain it

Like when you were little

And you didn't know you really LIKED liked girls

But you were always making your Frankie and ghoulia monster high dolls kiss in the first grade????

Or like

I think it's like ep 12 season 5

My best friend and I watched that one

Sigh

I miss her

Anyways

When you finally moved rooms

You walked in

And it felt like the weight of the world was lifted

Off of your shoulders

Don't worry the world is still pretty heavy

Issok though the world doesn't have to be a skinny legend

WAIT

This is supposed to be an angst

AHEM

Angsty angst angst

So you were like

Hell yeah

I'm gonna go chill in the jacuzzi

Then I'm gonna come back

And I'm gonna have a level head

Key words: come back

See, I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man

Okokok

So you were vibing in the jacuzzi

Then you saw Spencer

And

Gasp!

A woman that didn't look like any of the girls on the team was going into his room!!

You knew

You were being irrational

But you were like

Son of a bitch >:(

Alexa play jealousy by Monsta x

Anny. W. Ays

You went into the room

Or at least you knocked

And gasp

She answered

She seemed,,,

Suspicious

Probably bc she's the unsub yn you dumb bitch

And you were like

"Hey is Spencer in there?"

Like you WEREN'T his h*cking gf

And she straight up

PUNCHES YOU

Ok more like

Knocks you out with a blow to the face

And draws you inside

Ok now Spencers pov bc you're getting too much attention and he needs an explanation for making me play jealousy

Spencer

Oh god that I don't believe in how do I explain him

He was having a tough time

Ok wbk he's smart as hell

But when I comes to people who are FINE

Such as yourself

He gets a lil

*Patrick star from Spongebob noises*

Even if you guys had literally been dating for like

Five? Six? Years

He was starting to get scared

Ok so you guys had said the L world

You said it all the time

But

Spencer

He wanted to propose to you

On one knee

Ring and everything

But he was scared

He was really really scared

Bc he wouldn't know what to do if you said no

Which

Why would you

You two were practically already married

You literally had a drunken, unofficial ceremony at Rossi's place one time

But he felt like

You wouldn't be ready

So he was like

Ok gotta set up a back up plan

If they reject me

And I have to go to work and see them

How do I not see them

How do I live without them?

I ignore them

😌

Plan: set

Spencer : fucking idiot

SO HE

He acted like you weren't there

And he eventually thought you were mad at him

Bc you weren't reaching out any more

Dumb bitch they think YOU'RE mad at them

Okokokok

Back to kidnapping

When he woke up

He was,,,,

*drum roll*

In a house?

A really nice house

Or at least the bedroom was nice

Or the roof of it

And what he could see from his peripheral vision

He could see you though

He could feel you

You were laying on his chest

Your arms around him

And he could tell you were still asleep

His serotonin levels went up higher than they had in months

Over the last six months he hadn't said a word

And he'd let you sleep on the couch

Smh and I thought he was a genius

But he missed you

But he had to make sure he was ready

To be honest

He probably knew what he was doing was irrational and the definition of idiotic

He also knew that by doing this he was maximising his chances of you not wanting to marry him

But he just

"Y'all hear smth?" -Spencer Reid, about his problems

Annie Oakley

Anyways

While he was too busy making heart eyes at your sleeping figure

Ya boy forgot to check if he could move

Turns out,,,,

He couldn't

Bc,,,,

*puts hands together like cat in the hat does*

This unsub, like I said before

SEDATED YOU TWO

So he waited

Until

The woman he unwillingly let into his hotel room, all by the service of a gun and a threat to his life 😄

Came and did whatever the fuck she was gonna do

Play with you guys more than my 6th grade crush played with my heart

And she did😋🥳🤩!!!!

But don't fret

She wasn't gonna hurt you

You had actually concluded the deaths were accidental

Just like me

Okoko so

She was strong

Like really fucking strong

Because she hauled both you and Spence

Into a little dining room

And served and fed you breakfast

You were connected to iv tubes

But still

But everything

The creepiest detail

According to me at least 💁✨

Was how all the food and everything

Were wood

Toys for kids

Or something karuna satori would use in an asmr video

You woke up in the middle of,,,

Watching a movie on the couch with Spencer????

It was still daytime

Or so you thought

Bc the unsub pulled up

WITH A GUN

You don't have many things in life rn, but here's a list if things you do have, to cheer you up 😋

A lovely hole in your arm! V v useful for holding very small, thin, cups!!!

A v sad Spencer Reid! Comes with his own tears and despair!!! How fun!

And last but not least!

A wonderful speech from our sponsor!! //read: the unsub//

"Why must everything bad always happen to me! You two are very bad dolls! No one is a good doll, you're all useless and now I have to kill you >:("

Lmfao why does she sound like my bratty baby cousin

Anyways

"The FBI is at the door! Which one of you called them? You whore! It was probably you!"

First of all,,, how dare she

You didn't even THINK about other men in the 6 months your boyFRIEND ghosted you

Jokes on her

Second of all

You were bleeding out and Spencer was wiggling behind you

Probably a victory dance smh 😤

But then

GASP!!!

she went upstairs 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

And you heard voices

Morgan!!! Hotch!!! *insert police's name*!!

Then you passed out bc

💥bloodloss💥

And when you woke up

Spencer was fine

Physically

But he was hunched over

"Yn I'm so sorry. I love you so much and I was so scared I'd lose you if I proposed too early, and now I'm probably going to lose you without even saying a word. Honey I love you, I love you so much-"

And you were like

Hold up

LET GO OF MY HAND MF YOU MAY BE SKINNY BUT YOUR STRONG WTF

Then

"Did you say purpose?"

And he was like

"Yes(?) "

And you kissed him for the first time in sixth months

"Yes I'll marry, now let go of my hand"

#criminal minds #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x you #aaron hotch hotchner #agent hotchner #aaron hotchner #derek morgan #jj #criminal minds x y/n #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds x oc

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fluffybunnybaekhyun · 5 years

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FANFICTION - CHOI SAN

Fanfiction – choi san

- It was a summer’s day

- You were just cooking up some ramen and going through the #jeong yunho fluff tag on good ol’ tumblr

- You had no idea where you boyfriend san was but that doesn’t matter as yunho hugged y/n to comfort her

- BIG QT YUNHO

- PLEASE STAN MY BB HES SO UWU AND HES SO SSNDHWBDEFVgfvETFGWufweHFFHWEFUHWEUOGF

- Nevertheless the jeong yunho tag on tumblr was Juicy

- Had some GUCCI fics

- So youre scrolling through and stirring your ramen

- And then you turn CONFUSION???????????????/

- Why???is????there??????choi san smut?????in??the??????#jeong yunho fluff tag????

- TUMBLR EXPLAIN

- ATINYs EXPLAIN

- Nevertheless that isn’t gonna stop you sis

- A QUITE creepy smile comes onto your face as you read the san fic

- Hehe

- It is QUITE detailed

- VERY detailed you must say so yourself

- “damn, this is hotter than the ramen.”

- By now you’re sitting at the table eating your ramen and STILL reading the fic

- Rn in the fic san is giving YOU yes YOU reader some GREAT!!!!! Neck kisses and love bites and WOW

- “the build up to this was actually worth it.”

- You almost choke on your ramen as y/n gets choked up on their moans

- You’ve almost finished the fic and you ramen when-

- “y/n, what are you reading?”

- You didn’t need to turn around to know that your great boyfriend san was standing behind you reading every sinful word on your phone

- You did the first logical thing that came to mind

- YOU DASHED YOUR PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM

- San was: shook

- “whyd you throw your phone?”

- “vanessa sent me chain mail.”

- “chain mail doesn’t include ‘desperate cries of pleasure’.”

- You: froze

- Beyonce: the world

- The world: stop

- San: decides to carry on

- “it was porn chain mail! That’s exactly why I don’t open vanessa’s messages.”

- “that’s your excuse y/n? youre not gonna straight up admit to me that you were reading fanfiction?”

- You GULPED

- *insert sweaty spongebob meme*

- “I wasn’t though.”

- You made the mistake of turning to face choi san

- He had the bIGGEST smirk on his face

- He laughed it off and decided he will save you the embarrassment for now

- “im only kidding. I know you wouldn’t read fanfiction.”

- And with that he left the kitchen

- And you sat there, barbeque sauce on your tiddies

- You were SHOOKETH

- ‘how long had san been standing there?’

- ‘why didn’t you notice?’

- ‘should I break up with him?’

- ‘should I finally turn in my clown application form?’

- Hundreds of thoughts ran through your mind

- But you decided on one

- Later on that day you went to the ateez dorm to find hongjoong

- “HONGJOONG I NEED YOUR HELP”

- “ok what”

- “canyoubreakupwithsanformeplease?”

- “what happened sis????????????????”

- “bro :// don’t tell anyone but he caught me reading fanfiction.”

- “ok but fanfiction kinda slaps.”

- “EXACTLY LIKE IT ACTUALLY HITS DIFFERENT!!!!!”

- So you and hongjoong bond over ffs for a minute

- Bruh where is this fic going

- So hongjoong decides you should NOT break up with san but go back home and see what his reaction is tonight

- So you do

- WOW SO BRAVE

- So its bed time

- And everything is cool

- Until san is like

- “so are you gonna tell me why you were reading fanfiction about me when we’re dating in real life or?”

- And you being the great actress you are PRETEND TO SLEEP

- And san’s literally getting such a kick out of this Cus its SO FUNNY

- But then hes like ‘wait.. what if my bb is generally upset about this?”

- So hes like “its okay if you like fanfiction babe im not judging you but why read it when you have me?”

- AW UWU

- You passed away in your sleep in UWU

- And youre like “noooo im not upset or anything its just I didn’t even mean to read your fanfiction I was reading yunho’s lolol”

- And san’s laughing along ha ha ha v v v good times until he realised what you said

- ‘yunho’s’

- And then hes like

- “excuse me.”

- And youre sh00k like what happened he was so soft

- And then you realised you exposed yourself

- *Pretends to be asleep part 2*

- THE NEXT MORNING ??????????? SAN IS NOT IN BED???????? BUT YOU KNOW HWTA HES DOING??

- HES SNITHCING ON YOUR YUNHO BIASED ASS

- HES ON THE PHONE WITH YUNHO TELLING HIM EVERYTHING AND YOU JUST

- EWJFJUHUWUFHEWUGIEHGUERG

- You can never look at yunho the same

- He doesn’t mind though loooool

- But san uses this as blackmail dw sis

like every time some shat happens hes like

“WELL IDK WHY YOURE COMPLAINING ABOUT ME EATING ALL THE FOOD YOU READ FANFICTION”

your mouth: SHUT

his point: PROVEN

uhhh idk how to finish this

basically san uses this against you

but sometimes he reads fan fiction with you?????

And you’re like ????? What??????

he likes them fluff ones

the ones that are like going on a date and just uwu

and he recreates them in real life

uhhhhh ok I think that’s it

OOF

Bros idk what thus is im sorry skskssksk

#choi san #choi san fluff #san fluff #ateez #kpop #fluffybunnybaekhyun #korea #korean #san smut #san angst #san headcanons #ateez headcanons #TRASH #OMG #IM REWRITINGN THIS WATCH

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lovestruckay · 6 years

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Get to Know the Writer

Tagged by @caffeinated--writer (Thank you, these are a lot of fun!)

Name: Astro. I prefer to use my pseudonym with my writing and my cosplay instead of my real name! It feels even more special that way.

Star Sign: Libra (Just like Naruto and Ino!)

Height: 5′6″ (~167.5 cm)

Put your iTunes or Spotify on shuffle. What are the first 4 songs that popped up?

I don’t use iTunes or Spotify, I just use Youtube and download any songs I want, haha. Here are my four favorite songs though!

“Bang” by Nightmare of You

“Lost In You” by Khai Dreams

“Walking In My Shoes" by Depeche Mode

“Yesterday” by Guardian (everything they make is amazing)

Have you ever had a poem or song written about you?

In a way? My first romantic partner, my ex-girlfriend, and I used to write OC fanfiction together where we would self insert.

When was the last time you played the guitar?

I used to play guitar a lot in high school (about eight years ago) and I tried again a few months back. I also used to play the bass guitar, the piano, and the glockenspiel. I tried the flute once but wind instruments are not my forte. I do play the ukulele currently although it’s been a while since I’ve picked it up!

Who is your celebrity crush?

Grace Neutral and Tom Hiddleston

What’s a sound you hate and a sound you love?

Hate: the iPhone ringtone “Piano Riff” (bad association), the intro to the song “Night of the Electric Insects” by George Crumb, the shrill sound of feedback through a stereo.

Love: rain, thunder, waves at the beach or crashing against rock.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Absolutely. I’m actually fairly sensitive to spirits, etc in the sense that I can perceive them through my emotions and my gut feelings. I can’t see them like some people but I’m aware of when they’re interacting with me based on how they affect me.

I actually had a very frightening paranormal experience once as well. After a visit from a close friend but also a woman who was very sensitive to spirits and who can see and interact with them, I had a week where I struggled to sleep. I would wake up every couple of hours but I blamed it on the stress of nursing school.

One night, I went to bed and woke up every couple of hours like usual. I had gone back to sleep and, while asleep, I had this terrifying feeling. That fight or flight reaction - that pure rush of adrenaline - that you get when you know that you’re in danger. I began to wake up and, right as I was about to open my eyes, someone screamed in my face “LET ME IN”. My eyes snapped open, frightened that someone was in my bedroom, and someone pounded on my bedroom door three times. Normally, I would have brushed it off as still being asleep - as the words and the sounds being some remnant of a nightmare - but my two German Shepherds started barking like crazy like someone had pounded on my door. Even more than that, it was around 3am.

I’m very lucky in that I had a protection rune tattooed onto my arm, something I relied on for the rest of the night until I was able to redo my wards that morning (saging, cleaning the iron nails in my door frames with salt water, and painting runes on my doors - I’m Pagan) and, ever since, I’ve never had a problem.

How about aliens?

Absolutely. Our universe in infinite and ever expanding. To say living beings don’t exist on other planets, moons, etc is foolish and incredibly narcissistic. I would even take it a step further and say that there are beings that we simply cannot perceive, beings that we would consider mythical or god-like (the fae, the Loa, gods and goddesses, etc) that exist in our own world. We simply can’t see or understand them and how they affect our lives.

Do you drive?

Yes, lol, for about ten years now.

What was the last book you read?

“Deathless” by Catherynne M. Valente, “Milk and Honey” by Rupi Kaur, “The Raven and Other Writings” by Edgar Allan Poe, and “Sakura’s Story” by Masashi Kishimoto.

What’s the worst injury you’ve had?

When I was a preteen, I fell off of my bicycle and wound up breaking my collar bone and getting a concussion. I really scared my mom because I had short term memory loss for an hour or so where I would ask her why my shoulder hurt every few minutes. I don’t remember falling but I remember waking up in the emergency room, watching an episode of Spongebob on a tiny television in the waiting room.

I’ve also been bitten by dogs twice (both on my left arm and hand) while I was a professional dog trainer. Once was while I was breaking up a dog fight between two German Shepherds (one bit me in the arm on accident thinking I was attacking them as well). The other was while another trainer was walking a different German Shepherd that bit me twice in the left hand. The trainer was very nervous and the dog picked up on it and thought it needed to bite (it had been trained in protection and was being trained in service dog work - a shitty decision on my ex-boss’s part and one of the reasons I was happy to leave the company).

Do you have any obsessions right now?

Sakura Haruno, Madara Uchiha, and cosplay, haha.

Do you try to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

I don’t try to but I will hold a grudge for the rest of my life. I may eventually forgive, but I will never forget. I’ll take some of these grudges to my grave.

In a relationship?

No. I’ve been single for almost two years now after getting out of a shitty relationship. I’ve been on a handful of dates but, at the moment, I’m not interested in a relationship. I want to focus on my education (I’m getting a Bachelor’s in Nursing) but, if I found just the right person? Who knows.

Tagging: @astrosgwim, @porcelainandgold, @anoceaninthesun

#tag game #get to know me

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allaboutwannaone-blog · 6 years

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enemies to lovers!sungwoon

genre: fluff word count: 2.0k summary: would you listen to your heart, or your mind in the face of love? author’s note: first scenario up, sorry if its too cringey (´・ω・`) /edits are mine!/

• well *claps three times sassily*

• iTs hA sAeng uN tiMe

• sungwoon was,,, really just like any other classmate (who sits behind you)

• aside from his obnoxiously stupid loud voice (which you’ll grow to love shh)

• and his stupid round glasses that dEfiNiteLy dIdN’T sUiT hIm aT aLL???!! (inserts overly used spongebob meme)

• and his stupid lips that look like clouds (and probably tastes like them too)

• and his stupidly sparkly eyes and his stupidly cute height and jUst uGh

• come to think of it he was never really a normal person and you were just a wee bit attracted to him JUST A WEE BIT A WEE BIT

• but ever since this argument you had in front of the entire class,, the wee feelings you thought you had for him disappeared (did it really??) because boi he is annoying 눈_눈

• it was literature class and your teacher!jisung was asking a question about whether you should follow your heart or your mind when making a choice

• jisung: “so…y/n, what do you think?”

• you: “actually, i personally think that thinking with your mind is a better option because it will lead you to making a more rational choice, since your heart may make risky decisions based on your emotions. following your heart will not work well in situations that are pressurising.”

• jisung: “brilliant, any other opinions, class?”

• sungwoon: “well, actually, i personally think that your argument is flawed because your mind is logical and logic follows the conventional way of thinking. you’ll never get to go out of your comfort zone! you’ll never take any risk! that’s why you have to think with your heart. think, think!”

• oH HO aH HA *rubs hands in glee* D RA M A

• you: “but taking risks will get you into trouble!”

• sungwoon: “well that’s because you’re a goody-two-shoes!”

• you: “says the one who hasn’t skipped school before.”

• him: “says the one who never fails to hand up your homework on time.”

• you both: “sAYS THE ONE-“

• jisung, exasperatedly: “ALRIGHT CLASS, LET’S SETTLE DOWN, NO FIGHTING BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE UNDERAGE.”

• ok but he’s secretly shipping you guys together because oo you both noticed each other’s habits in school mHmMmMmMmm!m

• anyway

• that was the beginning of the hatred between the two of you,, you were like bij what the feck

• queueing for food in the cafeteria? sungwoon secretly slips in front of you when you're distracted,, talking to your friends

• you confront him about it - but he acts like he doesn't know anything even though the small smirk on his face tells you otherwise,, and that infuriated you to no end

• having lessons? you turn behind and ‘accidentally’ knock over his pencil case to pass him papers teachers give out

• you feel bad whenever he has to pick everything back up but your pride ain't gonna let you stoop that low to help the enemy so you just kind of just signal to your lab partner baejin to help him and he's always ʘ‿ʘ because he knows something’s up but only for a moment as he remembers you have the video of him headbanging on top of a table once because he didn't hear you entering his dorm room,,,bUT THATS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME

• however,, one day when you were going home after long gruelling hours in prison (jk school), you decided to take a detour to a convenience store since you are a thirstin’ and hungry hoe

• after spending eons deciding on which snack to buy (you ended up buying one of each of the five types you painstakingly shortlisted), you finally decided to go and pay

• bUT GUESS WHO YOU SAW ????? (cues the ‘no shit, sherlock’s)

• yes it is,,, HA SUNGWOON1!1!1!!1!1!1!!

• but he wasn't alone

• was he with a girlfriend????? boyfriend????

• NO!!

• he was with an old lady

• and well, being the nosy person you are, you crept closer forward to figure out what they're saying in front of a pissed off cashier while pretending to look at the drinks

• old lady: “i’m sorry, i do not have enough money to pay for everything. are you sure there's no discount for the elderly? i have the card with me-”

• cashier, rudely cuts in: “this is the second time you're asking me that, and the answer is. still. no. fix your hearing, will you?”

• sungwoon: “fix you manners, will you? i’ll pay for her as well so shut the hell up and start being polite, will you?”

• the mildly stunned cashier decided to shut the hell up and started being polite; scanning their items and even bowed to them after they left.

• however, all you noticed was the blinding smile sungwoon gave to the lady.

• it made you feel things

• good things

• something sort of like…butterflies in your stomach

• your mind tells you to sTOP THINKING OF FRATERNISING WITH YOUR ENEMY THAT’S A BIG NO-NO

• …but your heart speaks otherwise

• you decided to leave the store after purchasing your goods (not without giving the cashier a stink eye) not long after ,, and surprise, surprise!

• you knocked your forehead against the chin of someone (that someone has an unbelievably sharp chin and it probably left a dent in your skull) coming into the store

• and it was,,, sungwoon?? again??

• him: “wait, you…were in there the whole time?”

• you: *blinks* *nods dazedly*

• him: “oh…um, i, um forgot to buy my milk and you’re, um, blocking the entrance?”

• you: “oh.” *doesn’t budge*

• you, 10 seconds later: “youdidwellbacktheregoodjobokbye” *runs away*

• you realised that that was actually your first conversation with him that didn't include any fighting…and you screwed it up

• but why do you even care about that?? like, who cares if you talk to him??

• “you do.” your smol beating heart whispers.

• and that was the day you started falling for him.

• you started noticing how he always seemed to pick up your pen whenever you try some cool tricks which often resulted in it flying backwards (and hitting him once but you swear it was an accident)

• how he never fails to try his best and give you constructive feedback whenever the teacher told you guys to switch papers to mark (even though he’ll always add in some snarky remarks like “hah betcha didn't listen in class”)

• how he defends his friends when they get laughed at for not knowing how to answer questions at times

• how his lips look so full and cloud-like

• but what about him, then? does he feel the same?

• honestly,, the day you ran away after complimenting was the incident that really got him thinking that hey i’m really am whipped

• yes that's rIGHT

• he liked you even before that incident because you looked cute bickering with him (he thought you resembled a smol angry bird)

• and that day just,, confirmed his suspicions that he really likes you

• but he was scared,,

• that you’ll reject him because in his opinion,, you looked like you hated him a lot

• he had no idea how to rectify that because honestly bothering you was the only way he could keep talking to you

• bUt hAh jokes on both of you guys because you like each other

• hOWEVER, THERE WAS A PROBLEM

• none of you are budging to make the first move even though you guys keep staring at each other across the cafeteria

• small accidental (🤔🤔) brushes of hands when passing down assignments make you feel fuzzy inside

• shy smiles are now exchanged instead of mock glares anD eveRyoNe around y’all is just like “feck this tension between you guys, i’ll die before y’all even kiss”

• and you're just “…hAhh no he doesn't like me…NOT THAT I LIKE HIM EITHER” (baejin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

• to make sure that everyone lives to see you guys become an item,, sungwoon’s and your friends decided to hatch a plan to get you guys together (they deadass created a group chat for it called ‘we are gonna make this happen’ what jokes)

• …that's why you find yourself pacing up and down the garden in your school (it's monstrous and no lie you were kinda afraid of it but nvm) because your bestie told you to meet her there after eating lunch and you're just like ?? i thought you had a meeting

• her: stfu nobody asked for your opinion jUst gO aLonG wiTh tHe fLoW jk i love you

• when you finally heard the crunching of leaves and twigs, you launched into your rant like bRUH I’VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR TWENTY MINUTES WHY ARE-

• unknown: “…sorry?”

• you, a stuttering and blushing mess: “oh-h sor-ry i thought you were my b-best friend because i was supposed to b-be meeting her here.”

• sungwoon, a tad shyly: “wait, what? my friends told me to meet them here too!”

• you: “…oh. guess we have to wait together…then.”

• after five minutes of agonising awkwardness (istg the both of you were dying to speak but it was like there was this invisible barrier), you couldn't take it anymore

• you: “um, so-”

• sungwoon, at the same time, loudly: “UM, SO-“

• you: “ok you go first”

• him: “no you go first”

• you: “no YOU go first”

• him: “fine”

• you: “fine”

• you: “why aren't you speaking????”

• you, looking over worriedly at the flustered boy: “did you become mute??? are you sick?? your ears are turning red!!!!!”

• him, after a one minute mental pep talk: “okay so you're one of the dumbest persons i've ever met but you're also one of the prettiest too and i've been waiting to say this for the past few months but i really like you a lot but i know that you hate me and want me to be banished to the other side of the world and i'll back off if you don't like me which is a highly possible answer but i like you a lot and fuck why am i rambling”

• you: “wait shut up and let me process what you just said”

• you: *processes for a long time because yOU CANT BELIEVE YOUR CRUSH LIKED YOU BACK*

• him: “…oooookay i’m about to be rejected i should skedaddle away right now”

• and honestly you felt like you could burst but no you can't burst because then you'll never be his girlfriend so you try to keep your guts from exploding

• but sungwoon was already leaving ,,, you have to takE A C TION

• so you ran up to him and told him that you actually reciprocate his feelings ,, and you gave him the best hug you could ever give (one that u reserved for only your soft toys and well technically sungwoon is as soft as a soft toy so it makes sense)

• HE WAS SHOCKED, SURPRISED, STUNNED, SHOOK, SURPRISED, SHOCKED (…what else i am not a living thesaurus ffs)

• his heart was doing that little jump thingy whenever he was around you like “!1!1!!1!????!1!!!!” and he was so happy he wanted to turn around and kiss you but

• AT THAT MOMENT BEFORE YOU GOT TO TASTE HIS CLOUD LIKE LIPS

• you heard the rustling of leaves and a group of people climbed out of their hiding spots in bushes, behind plants, trees, a random beach chair

• daniel: HEY HEY HEY KEEP IT PG-13 OR THE POLICE WILL COME

• baejin: yEA WE HAVE A BABY HERE *points to daehwi*

• jihoon: and we won't want to scar our eyes lololol no offence to you y/n this is directed to our hyung

• your bestie: i KNEW THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

• ,,,and that was the end of your fiasco in the garden (not without those bright smiles from your boyfriend that could actually save the world and a few pecks sneaked in)

• BUT IT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE CUTEST RELATIONSHIP EVER WITH SUNGWOON, AN ANGEL,,

• and you realised that hey you thought with your heart when you confessed to him lmao

#wanna one #wanna one scenarios #wanna one imagines #wanna one fanfics #kpop #yoon jisung #ha sungwoon #hwang minhyun #ong seongwu #kang daniel #kim jaehwan #park jihoon #park woojin #bae jinyoung #lee daehwi #lai guanlin

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