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multifan113 · 13 days
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TFATWS Incorrect Quotes 6
Sam: Ugh! I hate you!
Bucky: Well, jokes on you! I hate me more!
Sam:
Sam: Bucky, man, we talked about this
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multifan113 · 25 days
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Batman Incorrect Quotes 4
[Game night at the Manor]
Jason: *sets down a card* Ace of spades
Dick: *sets down an Uno card* Draw 2
Steph: *sets down a Pokémon card* Flareon, I choose you!
Tim: *sets down a Cards Against Humanity card* A cooler full of organs
Damian: WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING!??
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multifan113 · 1 month
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Legends of Tomorrow Incorrect Quotes
Sara: Nate, I need your location!
Nate: I'm by the cloud that looks like a deer!
Sara: *sigh* Can you be more specific?
Nate: Bambi
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multifan113 · 1 month
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Dad Jokes 3
What happens when you put a bomb in a French room?
Linoleum blown apart
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multifan113 · 2 months
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ATLA Incorrect Quotes 5
Sokka: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Zuko: I only like dark humor
Sokka: *puts out candles*
Sokka: What do you call a fake noodle?
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multifan113 · 3 months
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Detroit Become Human Incorrect Quotes 3
Hank: *drunk, squinting at the label* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Connor: *chugs the whole bottle*
Connor: It is perfume
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multifan113 · 3 months
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Batman Incorrect Quotes 3
Jason: *on the phone with Tim* He's in the kitchen again
Damian: *reading a cookbook* 'Beat 3 eggs'? In what, hand-to-hand combat??
Tim: Get. Him. OUT
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multifan113 · 4 months
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Dad Jokes 2
Why are there only poptarts and no momtarts?
Because of the pastriarchy
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multifan113 · 4 months
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GOTG Incorrect Quotes 4
Gamora: Who are you?
Alien: You killed my father!
Gamora: You have no idea how little that narrows it down
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multifan113 · 5 months
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Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes 6
Waiter: I'll go ahead and get rid of this mess for you
Stiles: Thank you so much. His name is Liam, by the way
Liam: 😑
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multifan113 · 5 months
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HTTYD Incorrect Quotes 2
Astrid: I had a huge crush on you when we were kids
Hiccup: You had a crush in me? That's so embarrassing
Astrid: Hiccup, we're dating
Hiccup: Still
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multifan113 · 6 months
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TFATWS Incorrect Quotes 5
Sam: It’s AmeriCAN, not AmeriCAN’T
Bucky: You AmeriSHOULDN’T!
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multifan113 · 6 months
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Criminal Minds Incorrect Quotes 2
Garcia: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature! How dare you!!
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multifan113 · 6 months
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Dad Jokes
Jesus: I'm the son of God
Pharisees: No way!
Jesus: Yahweh
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multifan113 · 7 months
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Merlin Incorrect Quotes 4
Gwaine: You've been giving Merlin an awful lot of attention lately
Arthur: He was hurt during that bandit attack
Gwaine: I was hurt during that bandit attack
Arthur: Then go see Gaius
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multifan113 · 7 months
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Undertale Incorrect Quotes
Undyne: I'll cook dinner tonight!!
Alphys: I-is that a threat?
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multifan113 · 7 months
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Marvel Incorrect Quotes 3
Tony to Thor: Why do you keep throwing things at Loki?
Thor: I throw things at Loki to see if he is real or a projection
Tony to Loki: Why do you keep making projections to talk to Thor?
Loki: Because he keeps throwing things at me!!
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