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yourlocal-edgelord · 17 hours
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HEEHEE EVEN MORE BATFAM AS ME AND MY FRIENDS part 5:
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Steph: Hey tim your a 10 but its on the PH scale
tim: …
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Jason: I dunno if im stupid or if i have bad luck but i suctioned a bottle cap to the inside of my mouth and it wont come out :(
Jason: It hurts
Dick: 😱
Jason: DONT ‘😱’ AT MY PAIN BITCH
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Tim: Hol up
*4 minutes later*
Damian: …
Tim: Just wanted to see how long you’d wait
Tim: 4 minutes a new record 🎉🎉🎉
Tim: THE FUCK WHY DID YOU BITE ME
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Jason: Im an i’d die/kill for you person stuck in a live for me world :/
Steph: idk what to say to that ngl it hits hard
Jason: Once again ur sarcasm shines through
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Steph: Yo duke im so hot im the reason you’re black
Duke: …
Tim: I OBJECT YOUR HONOR IM THE REASON HES BLACK
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yourlocal-edgelord · 2 days
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Achievement unlocked: Tim drake could never
I just slept 17 hours, wtf
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yourlocal-edgelord · 2 days
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I am 100% convinced cassie sings break up songs targeted at kon during karaoke nights
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yourlocal-edgelord · 2 days
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Hey guys! You may remember a post I ran back in October for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.
Well, I'm back again and this time I've been in contact with @hmzamohammed, whose family has been taking shelter in Gaza and needs the funds to get out.
(here's photo proof that I vetted this)
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Here's what's gonna happen:
Similar to last time, I want everyone to be able to contribute.
For every reblog this post gets through June 25th 2024, I'll donate 1 euro (the unit they're using) to their GoFundMe page.
Additionally, if you make your own donation through the link below and DM me a screenshot (with personal info redacted) as proof, I will send you a personalized list comprising of one headcanon for every euro you gave, centered around any batfamily character/theme you want.
If you have any questions, feel free to send them as an ask or DM me.
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yourlocal-edgelord · 2 days
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dc: hehehehehehhehe they’ll never suspect hes alive
Basically all of us knowing its a fake out and being proven right
👁️👄👁️
im still pissed tho mf
kid just walked right back in and said ‘i have experience with death’
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yourlocal-edgelord · 3 days
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Heres the link to the first part of the fic
Yo, you got any recs where Tim (and optionally other bats as well) go "fuck it" and leave the Batfam, temporarily or permanently because they can't do this anymore? 👀👀👀👀
I have been dying for the next installment in the series "Life Down on the Farm" by kittymaine. Just Tim, his farm that he escapes to, and him trying to heal from that. Also, Jason learns about the disappearance and why in the second fic of the series. We love Alfred and hate Bruce in this ✌️
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yourlocal-edgelord · 3 days
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This is how i found out
i really need to catch up on the comics again-
DC killing off Jason AGAIN??
they didn't even let us vote this time
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yourlocal-edgelord · 3 days
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Im feral vigilante in teen rebellion
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yourlocal-edgelord · 4 days
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one crack cocaine
@bisimonbaz
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yourlocal-edgelord · 4 days
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Its utterly despicable how you believe jason would leave his fridge in anything other than tip top shape lest he disappoint alfred, or not have the right ingredients to make a meal
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OutlawCore
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yourlocal-edgelord · 5 days
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Ok but
bruce wayne is the kind of guy to kidnap kids in the batmobile a generic white van is no fun
Damian: If an adult needs help, do I help them? Dick: It depends. Damian: On? Tim: For starters, are you in your Robin costume? Damian: No. Jason: Then why the fuck would an adult ask for an eleven year old's help? Damian: I'm relieved I followed my gut. Dick: What did the adult want? Damian: To assist him in putting items in his vehicle. Tim: Was the vehicle a van? Damian: Yes. A white one. Jason: ... Jason: [taking out his gun] I'll be back. I have child kidnapper to kill.
#dc
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yourlocal-edgelord · 5 days
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HGJASHJADHJSDHJSFBJ
THIS IS SO HOT?
I WANT TO BE THIS HOT
I NEED TO BE THIS AESTHETIC
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ROBIN3/ROBIN4
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yourlocal-edgelord · 5 days
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Cassandra: “Sir, Superman is on line one.”
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yourlocal-edgelord · 6 days
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Not really that tough
anything multiplied by zero is zero so its really just 2+2 which is 4
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Hello people, deer bones are really cool. So are echinoderms
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yourlocal-edgelord · 6 days
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batfam as stuff i do
Alfred: I’m too old to deal with this shit, but i have to deal with this shit because my idiots caused this shit (in my case the idiots are my friends)
Bruce: We stay up tonight and overwork our life awayyyyy
Dick: Made a nano tape bubble first try after sibling failed 15 times
Jason: Ooh a new book? Dont mind if i do
Tim: Dropped my orbeez? time for a mental break down
Steph: Fuck math, fuck anything to do with math, math absolutely sucks
Cass: Conditioned my hair again for the first time in a long time, now i look like wonder woman
Duke: Starting a fake cult between me and my friends doesnt count as an actual cult right?
Damian: Random kitty on the street? Cmere kitty lemme pet you, ‘can i take it home?’
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yourlocal-edgelord · 7 days
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IM SO EXCITED
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THEYRE BACK!!!!!!!!
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