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resident-gay-bitch · 5 months

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modern snape’s group would unironically start one of those alpha man podcasts and the marauders would find it so hilarious they’d sit there listening each week and then make a podcast themselves mimicking everything those guys said and 90% of the thing would be them wheezing and crying laughing into the mics but people would gobble it up

they’d also bring the girls in for special episodes and act like really dumb guys asking dumb questions and they’d all just be posing themselves and secretly shittalking like snape and mulciber and stuff but it’s also really helpful and teaches people actual stuff. like they’d pretend to be dumb guys not knowing how sanitary products work and then the girls would sit there “makinf fun” of them and teaching them about these things and saying all the shit they wish they could actually say to dumb mysogynistic men’s faces all the time

sometimes the royal court (skittles) would get bought on there too and it would get even funnier because they’d all be playing different characters making fun on “alpha” males and trying not to laugh

james and sirius would love it so much they’d have their own spin off podcast where they just get to be normal dumb like the basement yard podcast

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friendlyfaded · 2 years

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bright can’t give darlin’ shit because the second they start with the sass, darlin pulls out “i’ll fuck your dad” and bright can’t refute it because they know darlin will

#redacted asmr #redacted darlin #they would #you can’t tell me they wouldn’t

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staliasjeronica · 7 months

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Stiles: I like your new pants! Malia: Thanks, they were 50% off! Stiles: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Malia: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Stiles: Thats’s… not what I meant. Malia: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Stiles.

#Teen Wolf #Stalia #Incorrect Quotes #Stiles Stilinski #Malia Tate #you can’t tell me they wouldn’t #have this exact conversation

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weewoo911 · 13 days

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Buck taking grainy, zoomed-in pictures of every single helicopter he sees and sending them to Tommy like “dis u babe? 🥰”

#911 abc #bucktommy #they’re so cute together #you can’t tell me he wouldn’t #and it would make Tommy smile EVERY TIME #and then one time it WAS him so he just texts back ‘yeah’ and it makes bucks entire WEEK #evan buckley #tommy kinard

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beebox-illustrations · 8 days

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I’ll finish the rest up till next Sunday🌻✨

Have a great weekend :)

Part 2:

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #supernatural fanart #web comics #procreate #my art #illustration #digital art #beebox-illustrations #food challenge #you can’t tell me he wouldn’t have done it ever #castiel #being confused

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the-witchhunter · 7 months

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DP x DC: Puppy Love

Waiting for my friend in the emergency room(they’re fine, we’ll not fine obviously but not actively dying) so might as well write on my phone

So if there are two things I’m adamant about it’s that Alfred should still be alive and that DC SHOULD GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG

For those poor souls that do not know, Jason had a dog name, and this is 100% true, Dog. Jason is canonically bad at naming things so he named his dog Dog. And the storyline between him and her is actually really touching. He rescued her from a dog fighting ring where she was used to bait dogs. Jason earned her trust showed her kindness and she loves him for it and it makes me emotional. GIVE JASON BACK HIS DOG YOU MONSTERS

She’s not dead just got written out by giving her to someone, but still, that man loves and pampers Dog, gave her an engraved nameplate and everything

But consider Cujo, the ghost of a dog being trained to be a guard dog, put to death long before his time wanting the thing that made him happy in life: his toy. Danny finds him, bonds with him and helps him get back the thing he loves most, and Cujo loves Danny for it.

A story as old as time, a boy and his dog, or in Danny’s case a boy and his ghost dog.

So imagine this: Danny moved to Gotham with Cujo and things are going great, except for one thing.

Cujo has a little crush

Now normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but Cujo is a ghost. Aka he can walk through walls. So when Cujo wants to visit his lady friend, he just bolts right through the wall, and leads Danny on a merry chase.

Meanwhile Jason is confused to come home to his penthouse only to find Dog cuddled up with a smaller green dog that isn’t Beast Boy. The other dog is friendly and gets along with Dog, but it’s driving him crazy wondering how he got in without tripping an alarm. Then there’s a knock on the door

Jason opens the door to find an out of breath guy about his age with black hair, blue eyes and windswept hair that might have been intentional if it hadn’t been for a few leaves stuck in it.

And that’s how Jason met Danny

Cut to this happening a few more times and then turns into organizing little “dates” for their dogs and the while falling slowly in love with each other romcom style

That’s right, this has been a romcom about two dog owners falling in love because their dogs are literally obsessed with each other

Bonus: Danny giving Cujo “the Talk”

Danny, wagging his finger: Don’t make a rosemary’s baby, understand?

Cujo: Bark

Danny: ... good.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #writing prompt #dpxdc #Jason’s Dog #Dog named Dog #dead on main #I just want a cute Danny and Jason plot about them falling in love while organizing doggy play dates #which turn into unintentional double dates #don’t you tell me Jason wouldn’t set up a lady and the tramp moment for them #serving Dog and Cujo a plate of dog safe spaghetti and meatballs #meanwhile Danny who can’t cook out on a fake mustache and is playing music for them #and Jason just looking up from the two dogs eating by candlelight and seeing how the light flickers across Danny’s face #and realizing he wants to kiss this ridiculous man

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thoughtsandmusingsandideas · 10 days

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Furina, who while devoted to the creator, knows that they are not all powerful nor all knowing- after all, they still referred to her as Focalors, they still treat her as an archon and one of their acolytes.

Furina, who regularly questioned her faith and her loyalties- after all, she was attempting to fool the Heavenly Principles, the loyal attack dog of the creator, but at the same time, why didn’t the creator try and stop the prophecy? If the creator had the power, and truly loved all their humans and archons, why let Fontaine drown?

Furina, who when an impostor appeared, received the same order as every other archon- hunt down the imposter, the heretic who defied their revered creator, and destroy them and their treasonous behaviour.

Furina, who during the search, wondered if she would be hunted down with the same vigor if others would learn of her duplicity.

Furina, who found you in a grotto only able to be accessed underwater, who saw the way the creatures of the sea attempting to help you patch up the wound in your side, spilling golden blood, and realized her faith was misplaced with far more ease than any other archon could have mustered.

Furina, who helped her creator heal in that grotto, apologies soft and regretful on her lips. She should have realized sooner; After all, she knows how easy it is to impersonate a god.

#self aware genshin impact au #sagau genshin #genshin sagau #imposter sagau #sagau x reader #sagau impostor au #sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau Furina #You can’t tell me The same girl who ran a long con and acted as an archon wouldn’t be at least a bit suspicious of the creator not realizing #I thought the dynamic between puppet god and replaced god would go so hard #sagau cult au

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candycrushmaster9000 · 3 months

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The jerm of a

#you can’t tell me that he wouldn’t be wierdest smiler #demo my beloved #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 sniper #tf2 demoman

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chaoswarfare · 1 year

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dp x dc prompt #36

i’ve seen a lot of prompts about de-aged danny running around gotham from the GIW, and one of the bats find him and practically adopt him on the spot.

what i want to see is a very self sufficient four year old danny that has already been successfully escaping for a while with just some minor help from gotham, and is only found because he’s doing something stupid while running away from someone.

i want danny getting chased by the GIW through the city, and the bats only notice when he tarzan swings by them with laxer fire chasing him.

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begaycommittreason · 1 year

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somewhere in my heart i know this exchange has taken place while batman is busting a weapon dealers warehouse

rogues, buying discounted explosives: uhhh

batman, who was expecting jason: Red Robin.

red robin, clearly also there as a customer, entirely unabashed: this is where i get my groceries B

red robin: ooh 45% off the mini land mines if purchased with any 2 weapons containing a hidden retractable blade!

one of the rogues already tied up in the back: oh get that one now, the deals marked purple are limited time, i’ve made that mistake before

red robin: thanks greg i’ll remember that

batman, internally: i’m worried about the wrong child

#you can’t tell me he wouldn’t take advantage of this market #tim’s an evil genius he just doesn’t get caught as often as jason does buying stuff #red robin #tim drake #batman #batfam #dc

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parasiticstars · 11 months

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Miles teaching Hobie how to do more detailed graffiti and Hobie swinging around both his and Miles’s dimension finding more spots to do it in and them both going around leaving tags places and at the end of the day they’re both laughing together and actually having a chance to not be two heroes with the weight of the world on their shoulders but just teenagers who get to have fun and deserve this lighthearted moment and I might not be entirely sober

#the parker has spoken #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman: across the spiderverse #atsv #miles morales #Hobie brown #you can’t tell me they wouldn’t bond over that #can be platonic or not #spiderpunk #atsv miles #ATSV miles morales #ATSV Hobie #atsv Hobie brown #punkflower #platonic or not they deserve this #y’all just don’t wanna see two black teenagers in love #Parker's marvel brainrot

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what-inthe-goddamn · 6 months

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They’re being silly (Arcade has work he needs to do)

#craig boone #arcade gannon #fallout new vegas #fallout #art #you can’t tell me they wouldn’t be silly like this

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moodyvoid · 12 days

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Dinner with Aizawa, Yamada, and Eri.

Eri: “Can I have some ice cream?”

Aizawa: “Finish your vegetables first.”

Eri, frowns: “Okay.”

Yamada: :(

Aizawa, leaves the room for 5 seconds.

Eri: “I’m done! Can I have ice cream now?”

Aizawa, seeing her empty plate: “Yes.”

Eri, happily running to get ice cream.

Aizawa, glaring at Yamada.

Yamada, mouth full of vegetables: “… What?”

#you can’t tell me yamada wouldn’t be the biggest push over for eri #this post is based off me doing this exact thing for my nephew once #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #shota aizawa #hizashi yamada #erasermic

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lilislegacy · 11 days

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leo: look, frank, you have to treat machines like you treat a woman

annabeth: *looks up from her laptop*

leo:

annabeth: go on

leo: i- i sense i should not

#and that was the day leo almost died for real #it’s the fact that leo is more scared of annabeth than gaea #you can’t tell me this wouldn’t happen #leo valdez #annabeth chase #pjo #heroes of olympus

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impuls1veworm · 8 months

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Toji seems like an arrogant, playboy type, but in reality he’d be such a good husband to you. Once this man has truly fallen for you, you’re never getting out of his grasp, not that you’d want to anyway. He’s yours mind, body, and soul. You could jokingly ask to paint his nails and he’d plop down beside you holding his hand out.

You mentioned in passing this one purse you want? It’s on your bed waiting for you a week later. You’re not sure how he got it and you don’t think you want to know.

Not to say there won’t be rocky moments, but Toji makes sure the two of you sit and work it out before the night ends. Happiness wasn’t something he experienced often when he was younger, so now that he has a chance to experience it everyday, he’s not letting it go.

#listen #is he the best dad in the current timeline?#no #we all get that #but you can’t tell me that if his wife hadn’t died that he wouldn’t have been a better person #his childhood set him up for failure #and he still managed to find happiness with his wife and child #until the death of his wife sent him in a spiral that he #never got out of #that being said #stop making my man a scumbag #(actually don’t— I like the angst)#jujutsu kaisen #jujustu kaisen imagine #jujutsu kaisen x reader #toji zenin #toji fushiguro #toji x reader

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boomdeyadah · 21 days

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@jonmartinweek Day 8! Martin’s Poetry 😏 particularly some verses about one overly smug antichrist

#you can’t tell me jon wouldn’t make fun of him (lovingly) you all know he can’t help it #a la ‘Martin… are you jealous?’#there was much cajoling to get to this. jon had to beg #jonmartinweek 2024 #jmart #jonmartin #tma #the magnus archives #my art #seeing a bunch of other artists also drew this AND WE ARE ALL SO RIGHT FOR THAT

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