Gai: This is what we're gonna do. I'm thinking of a number one through ten. Kks: I'm gonna trust you? Gai: Promise you I'm not gonna lie! You have five guesses to get it, alright? Kks: ... Definitely gonna get it. Ok, well, it's 50/50 Kks: Ok. Gai: So if you get it, you go first. Kks: Alright Gai: Or you could defer if you choose Kks: Why would I do that? Gai: Because you're an idiot. I am going to come up with a number in my head here we go.... Alright, I got it. Kks: Four Gai: Yep. [both laughing] Gai: How the FUCK did you do that?
As someone who’s only seen clips of it, the basement yard podcast is insane to me. Like Franky is constantly saying strange but relatively normal shit, and is constantly being reeled in by Joe. But every now and then Joe just says some shit like. “I think I could blow up the moon if I really wanted to” and you realise they are both insane.
They gave their shared brain cell the king Solomon treatment, and now they’ve got nothing.
modern snape’s group would unironically start one of those alpha man podcasts and the marauders would find it so hilarious they’d sit there listening each week and then make a podcast themselves mimicking everything those guys said and 90% of the thing would be them wheezing and crying laughing into the mics but people would gobble it up
they’d also bring the girls in for special episodes and act like really dumb guys asking dumb questions and they’d all just be posing themselves and secretly shittalking like snape and mulciber and stuff but it’s also really helpful and teaches people actual stuff. like they’d pretend to be dumb guys not knowing how sanitary products work and then the girls would sit there “makinf fun” of them and teaching them about these things and saying all the shit they wish they could actually say to dumb mysogynistic men’s faces all the time
sometimes the royal court (skittles) would get bought on there too and it would get even funnier because they’d all be playing different characters making fun on “alpha” males and trying not to laugh
james and sirius would love it so much they’d have their own spin off podcast where they just get to be normal dumb like the basement yard podcast