Pt. 1 of 2
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Pakkun: what's the situation, boss
Kks: well-
Bisuke: HEY, GAIS HERE
Ninken, greeting gai!
Gai: (laughing) Hi, boys!
Pakkun: you should have seen this coming, kid
Kks: yeah yeah
Gai laughing
Pakkun: Hey, gai
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It's Kakashi's fault.
He said "everyone's already been killed" in the canon but let's pretend he didn't predict this result lol
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Kakashi: What could you possibly need to go to therapy for?
Gai: You want the full list or just what you’re responsible for?
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naruto blank period silly headcanons that no one asked
somehow internet became a thing and the OG gens spent the remainder of their 20s oversharing on the internet instead of marrying each other and having kids
online shopping and tiktok exists (for shit and giggles)
you can't convince me that lee isn't participating in every tiktok dance trend and dragging the rest of the boys with him
kiba and suigetsu are trolls that have beef in social media but are dating irl don't even ask how they got together I just know they're menaces and a force to be reckoned with
ino would do those get ready with me videos or something...most likely to post a video cutting her bangs
naruto getting multiple parcels because let's be real he'd resort to retail therapy at some point
sakura would do those funny doctor and/or nurse skits except it's her nursing a hangover tsunade with shizune
everyone would ask for neji's hair routine let's be real
naruto and sasuke would do that best friend trend on nart's account and it's them waxing poetics for each other (the rest of konoha populace just want them to DATE ALREADY)
everyone collectively canceling orochimaru and the only one that defends him is kabuto who gets canceled too
sasuke has one post and it's a ten minute video of him going on a tangent about the fascist shinobi system with images of the council with red X on their faces and naruto holds it at the background proudly (still the highest liked video in the platform)
choji would do food reviews and he'd earn a living for it yup yup
kakashi and gai dominates the old men yaoi tag don't even ask how (the second one is kakashi and iruka)
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really old but i think people would like it on here
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EEEEE thankyou!! ;u;
Here's a go at a kkg proposal (hopefully please tumblr)
Gai: Kaaaaakashi!! Kks: Yo! Hoe was PT? Gai: Same as usual. But could it be? This meeting place, You wanted a match? Kks: .... Yup. Let's do that
[Kks Grunts and gai pants]
Gai: My point <3 Kks: Marry me Gai: What? Carry you? Did I knock the wind out of you? Kks: Well, yeah, but...
Kks: Maito Gai, Will. You. Be. My. Husband? [gai staggers back] Gai: THATS NOT FUNNY, KAKASHI!! Kks: Gai.
Maa~ I like to think I'm not /that/ much of a dick anymore. Here. Baby Gai: What kind of nunchaku do you want when you get married? Baby Kks: I... What?
Gai: One day our beloveds will gift us a pair of nunchaku for our hand in marriage. Kks: Thats not at all how that works Gai: Yeah-huh! Papa said so! He gave mama some! Kks: No one gets married with nunchaku, idiot Gai: PAPA!! Tell kakashi engagement nunchaku /are/ a thing Dai: uuh... Don't fret, gai! Your future partner will know your heart would soar with that gift. Just like I did with your mother's set! Gai: WHOO! Kks: ???
Kks: Think I know your heart pretty well. [Gai rips kakashi close so fast, his lineart splits from his body] [gai inhales a huge breath] Oh fuck Gai: YEESSS
[gai panting hard] Kks: Nice!
Kks: Eternal husband <3
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with the first day of spring🌸🌱
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Kakashi, putting his hand on Gai’s shoulder: I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Gai.
Gai, sadly activating the gates: Damn.
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