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defeatist-freak · 1 year

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BEN WHAT!?!?!!!??

#hphm meme #hphm spoilers #ben copper #hphm ismelda #hphm ben #hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hphm #ismelda murk #datamine prophet #hphm datamine

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defeatist-freak · 1 year

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The only reason I still play this soul crushing, mind fucking, jam city being a dumb ass fucking dick head of a game at this point is cause I've put way to many hours into it, years even since its launch almost.

Either that or I'm just a masochist

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defeatist-freak · 1 year

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The only reason I still play this soul crushing, mind fucking, jam city being a dumb ass fucking dick head of a game at this point is cause I've put way to many hours into it, years even since its launch almost.

Either that or I'm just a masochist

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defeatist-freak · 1 year

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The Circle of Khanna VS Merula Snyde (as penned by Carewyn Cromwell)

Well, this isn’t exactly the Wizengamot courtroom I envisioned. Oh well…all I can do is my best.

“…Good day, esteemed members of the court.”

Of public opinion, I suppose.

“…My name is Carewyn Cromwell. I’m one of five founding members of a student organization that was called the Circle of Khanna.”

And still is. Even with R gone…those bonds are forever.

“The Circle of Khanna was instrumental in the Auror Department taking down the criminal organization R, after winning a decisive battle against its core leadership in the Sunken Vault during my sixth year. It’s also thanks to the Circle helping the Auror Department deal with R that several of the Circle’s members are now in line to take jobs at the Department of Magical Law Enforcement next year, when we graduate.”

Like me.

“…In an…alternate universe, however…one that my Mundane calls the ‘canon plotline’ of a game called Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery…one of that Circle of Khanna’s three founding members – Merula Snyde – recently had to face a vote by the other members regarding her continued membership within the organization.”

Merlin, if the Merula I knew had regressed that badly…

“…Given that this set-up has echoes of a trial – though perhaps without a proper Chief Prosecutor or Witness for the Defense – my Mundane assigned me the task of examining this case with the scrutiny I would give it as an aspiring lawyer. I’ll attempt to play the role of both Prosecutor and Witness to a degree, weighing out both sides of the issue to the best of my abilities…and trust me when I say that I’ll do my very best to treat the ‘Merula Snyde’ addressed in this case as completely different to the one I’m familiar with.”

It shouldn’t be too hard – Merula has always been selfish, but she was never stupid.

“I’ll use screenshots my Mundane has provided me of game playthroughs by a ‘Youtube user’ she calls ‘I-GGames’ -- ”

I know this must be something Muggle, but damned if I’ve ever heard of it…

“ – to support my case, in the place of witness testimony or collected Pensieve memories.”

Keep reading

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defeatist-freak · 1 year

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Saw this tweet and thought about Merula

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defeatist-freak · 1 year

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Incase anyones wondering why I haven't posted in a while, something terrible happened.......

I ran out of time for this event 💔💔💔💔💔

And I've been living in shame and regret everything since.

So moral of the story is: Fuck Jam City ☺

I AM FERAL I AM

LETHAL I HAVE NO INTEREST ON THE MAIN STORY SIDE STORIES/QUESTS FOR THE WIN

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defeatist-freak · 2 years

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MORE!!!!!!

I AM FERAL I AM

LETHAL I HAVE NO INTEREST ON THE MAIN STORY SIDE STORIES/QUESTS FOR THE WIN

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defeatist-freak · 2 years

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I AM FERAL I AM

LETHAL I HAVE NO INTEREST ON THE MAIN STORY SIDE STORIES/QUESTS FOR THE WIN

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defeatist-freak · 3 years

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harry potter → hogwarts mystery

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defeatist-freak · 3 years

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Just realized Merula said 'This time' insinuating that MC has done it before lmao

Canon: MC draws Merula in COMC instead of drawing the creatures

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defeatist-freak · 3 years

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Just when we thought perfection was impossible to define, Thank you ✨

Canon: MC draws Merula in COMC instead of drawing the creatures

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defeatist-freak · 3 years

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Merula: I hand picked only the most cunning and vile people to be in my gang.

Ismelda: Absolute savagery in the purest form.

Barnaby, confused: I thought it was because we knew all of ABBA's songs by heart.

Merula: ...

Ismelda: ...

Merula: Please don't tell people that. We have a reputation to uphold.

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defeatist-freak · 3 years

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My blog but take away the accidentally

requested by hi-ho-pachi-lets-go

#Moooooom I accidentally made it G A Y again!#gif #animatedtext #wordart #transparent

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defeatist-freak · 3 years

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THE THIRD ACT

(during portions this time 😳)

Canon: MC draws Merula in COMC instead of drawing the creatures

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defeatist-freak · 3 years

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Saw this tweet and thought about Merula

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defeatist-freak · 3 years

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It continues

Canon: MC draws Merula in COMC instead of drawing the creatures

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defeatist-freak · 3 years

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I was supposed to prepare a party but ended up getting a ghost girlfriend oops

❤❤❤

We cute or whatever

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