chasing tail.

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this manga is so unserious 😭

The real reason Lucifer is so short is so that he can have better access to give the best head of all time

the “comic vs movie” thing with nimona is less “which of these is Better” and more “cool, two cakes!”

DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT

This is probably my last post on the whole “Liz is dead” situation but I want to talk about my great grandmother, who is currently 92 years old. When I was growing up, hell even now, she’d tell me a lot about her own stories, mostly about how terrifying life was under both the British Raj and Nizam rule (her side of my family is from Hyderabad - Google the Nizams and the Razakars if you’ve never heard about them, that’s a whole other thing of its own).

Something I remember very clearly is her telling me about this one song she was forced to sing in her school - she went to a Christian convent school - and the song was about the greatness of “George Prabhu and Mary Rani,” aka George V, Elizabeth II’s grandfather. Recently my mom was able to film her singing this song so that we could listen to the lyrics, which are originally in Telugu, and roughly translated it means “we’re singing in honor of George and Mary, who are the rulers of India and have brought great fortune to India, and we see them as our father and mother.”

This is just a really difficult reminder that when we’re talking about why Elizabeth II and the royal family don’t deserve our respect or condolences, many of us have very personal stories that run deep through our families. “But she was a mother, a grandmother, a person” and I don’t care because she and her family were in the business of dehumanizing and erasing the identities of millions of other mothers, other grandmothers, other PEOPLE. Why else would my great grandmother be forced to sing a song in their honor? “But she wasn’t responsible for India” fair enough, her darling grandfather had a great time doing that, but how about you go and talk to Kenya? Or anyone in Africa? Or the Caribbean? I’m sick and tired of being told to “not speak ill of the dead” when REALLY I and millions of others should be getting an apology from anyone who wants to “praise her legacy” and talk about how “revolutionary” she was.

edit: i got the george’s mixed up before. george v is elizabeth ii’s grandfather. george vi is her father.

statement of jonathon sims, regarding a childhood encounter with a book formerly possessed by jurgen leitner

The way I instantly jump over to this hellsite when my ao3 doesn’t load to find out if it’s down, because there’s no way in hell I’m going over to Twitter

truly rare netflix w for casting the gayest person in the natla cast as zuko. literally couldnt get any better than this

SHIPS IN THE SPOTLIGHT : clexa edition happiness looks good on them

singlehandedly dragging his team back into the game... just matthew things 👅

Thank you Ryoko Kui for making one of my top favourite comics, delicious!

Toji seems like an arrogant, playboy type, but in reality he’d be such a good husband to you. Once this man has truly fallen for you, you’re never getting out of his grasp, not that you’d want to anyway. He’s yours mind, body, and soul. You could jokingly ask to paint his nails and he’d plop down beside you holding his hand out.

You mentioned in passing this one purse you want? It’s on your bed waiting for you a week later. You’re not sure how he got it and you don’t think you want to know.

Not to say there won’t be rocky moments, but Toji makes sure the two of you sit and work it out before the night ends. Happiness wasn’t something he experienced often when he was younger, so now that he has a chance to experience it everyday, he’s not letting it go.

inspired by this post

Stanley learns about the inherent eroticism of the machine

Original image under cut

You dread me? Jesus Christ,

I loved you more than anything in

this world. I would have died

for you, and you dread me?

The Godfather part III, Third Draft

for @cml-17