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billsbae · 6 months

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barty and harry: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

barty: we need an adult!!

harry: uncle barty you're an adult!

barty: we need an adultier adult! go get you're father

harry: DAAAAAD!!

barty: no, no this one, we need regulus

harry: PAPAAAAAA

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k1ranishf4 · 8 months

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Ah, yes. Finally, the full version

[By tardis_time_with_13 on Instagram]

#the fact that all mentioned fandoms equal one person #in my case at least #david tennant #doctor who #tenth doctor #broadchurch #harry potter #barty crouch jr #shakespeare #marvel’s jessica jones #jessica jones #killgrave #good omens #crowley #ducktales #uncle scrooge #michael sheen #georgia tennant

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mooncello · 6 months

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my favorite marauders fics are those that imagine these messy gay wizards raising harry. like...james and reg as harry's parents. yes. barty babysitting harry and having no fucking clue how to entertain a five year old. yes. remus affectionally sharing with harry his extensive vinyl collection. hell yes. sirius taking an angsty harry to get his first piercing (and, later, provide teenage harry's first joint - hand-rolled obv). yessss.

throw out everything effing jkr created in canon and remake it better, gayer, happier. these wizards don't die tragic deaths. they live.

i'd read seven books of that.

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carolina-star · 2 years

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Funny story, I made this drawing back in April 22, 2022 and I forgot about it totally. And I found it again today and I decide to share it.

So, basically, this is a Harry Potter AU where Barty and Regulus survived and Barty believe that Regulus is in Voldemort's side, which isn't true, but he doesn't know.

Anyway, Regulus has discovered about the Horcrux, has the locket (save with Kreacher in the Black's Mansion) and, because reasons (and because Barty is completely sure that one Voldemort is alive and two he will return), Regulus has discovered that Harry is a Horcrux.

Then Regulus talked with Barty and convinced him to move to Privet Drive and keep and eye in little Harry. Because, and this is the funny part, Regulus has convinced Barty that Voldemort has been reincarnated as Harry or something shit like that, and because Harry can talk with snakes Barty believe it.

And now Little Harry has two strange funny and kind neighbors and one of them is his new nanny (*cough* Good Omens *cough*).

Plus: Barty want to teach dark magic to Harry

Plus 2: Barty and Regulus are like a old married couple

Plus 3: Harry is practically their kid

Plus 4: Regulus don't like when Barty teaches Harry dark magic so usually he tries to made the lessons very soft.

Plus 5: Barty and Regulus are nice with Harry

Plus 6: the white snake is Hedwig

Plus 7: in this AU Harry is slytherin

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 7 months

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Hermione: I have a crush, Dad. What do I do?

Regulus: can we talk about this when I’m not about to burn dinner

Barty: I’ve got this. Look Hermione, all you have to do is—

Regulus: absolutely not

#harry potter #marauders era #marauders #regulus black #regulus raises hermione au #hermione granger #hermione & regulus #regulus & hermione #dad regulus #parent regulus #barty is her strange uncle and he’s a horrible influence #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr

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plattypie-humano · 1 month

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Pandora: For all I know you could be teaching Luna to swear!

Barty: I am not teaching Luna to swear

*Later*

Barty: Say it Luna!

Luna: Fuck!

Barty: YES!!

*Barty and Luna’s evil laughing ensues*

#he taught her well #she only breaks it out when she’s REALLY mad #Uncle Barty and baby Luna are the best duo #barty crouch jr #luna lovegood #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #the marauders #slytherin skittles #harry potter #the marauders era

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gayliketheancients · 3 months

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3-We Who Remain When The Price Was Paid now out on ao3

Here ✨️

#jegulus #marauders #challenge prompt au #wolfstar #drarry #3 we who remain after the price was paid #rosekiller #nobleflower #uncle severus #uncle moony #uncle padfoot #uncle barty #master of death harry potter #slytherin harry

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homoseggsualwolf · 9 months

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Harry coulda had two sets of parents and loving aunts and uncles instead he got the Dursley’s🤪

#Harry potter #I mean jegulus and Marylili of course #wolfstar are the uncles #dorlene the aunts #barty and Evan are fresh outta jail uncles

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yourgalgremlin · 4 months

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Barty, the Babysitter:

REG: Harry, did Uncle Barty terrorize you today?

HARRY: No I held him hostage! Come see how good I tied him up!

JAMES: He looks like me, but that is all you.

REG: What, his criminal potential? Or his glee tying up an older man w/ rope..?

JAMES: YES

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daddiesdrarryy · 5 months

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James: Why is Pads crying in the corner of our living room?

Regulus: Harry just said Barty is his favourite uncle

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gods-graveyard · 5 months

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Little Harry Potter-

"This is my Mom, and my Dad, and my Papa, and my Padfoot, and my Moony, and Uncle Severus, and my Uncle Barty, and my Uncle Evan, and my Auntie Andromeda, and Aunt Narcissa- oh and Lucius, and my Aunt Pandora, and my-"

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billsbae · 6 months

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evan: you can have them when you get a little bit taller if you want

harry: i'm never gonna go trough puberty

regulus: of course you will mon cœur, but we're a family of late bloomers. i didn't until i was 14, nor did sirius

harry: why does that matter? i'm adopted!

barty: WHAT?!

barty: oh my god— WHO TOLD YOU?!

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lexithwrites · 3 months

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lexith writes | @jegulus-microfic | 4th feb - old 286 words

“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Jaaaames, happy birthday to you!” Everyone cheered as James laughed and leaned down to blow out the candles on the cupcake Harry was holding up. He ruffled his son’s hair and smiled before standing up and smiling at everyone around him.

“Cheers, guys. This is…amazing.” He felt a hand slip into his and Regulus leaned into his side. “You really did all this for me?”

“Course, thirty is a big birthday.”

“It’s an old birthday.”

“Shut up.” Lily snorted and pushed his cheek playfully, picking up her son to hold on her hip. Harry giggled as he tried to push the cupcake frosting onto his dad’s nose, but James dodged it just in time.

“My own son is turning against me!” James gasped and Harry giggled again.

“Daddy, not old!” He exclaimed and James felt tears in his eyes.

“Thanks, bud.” He leaned down to kiss his forehead, brushing back the same hair he had on his own head. It was truly scary how much Harry looked like him—except for the eyes, that was all Lily—and he sighed as everyone started getting drinks and food from the table in the corner. “I do feel a little old.”

“It’s all the dad jokes weighing you down.” Barty winked as he walked past and James rolled his eyes.

“You’re an Uncle, Crouch. You’re getting up in age just as much as me!” James warned and Regulus kissed his shoulder as Lily wandered over to Pandora so she could put Harry down next to Luna to play.

“You’re not old, Jamie.” Regulus whispered against his shirt and James chuckled. “You’re very lucky, though.”

James smiled. He really was.

#ive never written baby harry and i need to do it again #the marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #james x regulus #regulus x james #james potter x regulus black #regulus black x james potter #jegulus microfic

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dracosmoons · 1 year

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a family i desperately need more content of

harry and luna: step siblings

lily and pandora: harry and luna’s mothers

james and regulus: harry’s dads

xenophelius: luna’s dad

regulus: luna’s godfather that dotes on her like she’s and angel sent from above

sirius and remus: harry’s godfathers that take him on crazy adventures

dorcas: luna’s godmother that shows her interesting and crazy things that luna can obsess over

mary: harry’s godmother that spoils him with gifts and sneaks him cookies when lily isn’t looking

dorcas and marlene: the aunts that bring life to the party and harry and luna love to hang out with

evan an barty: the uncles that are actually kids themselves and love to play with luna and her crazy stories

#lily evans #pandora lovegood #pandalily #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #dorlene #mary macdonald #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #harry potter #luna lovegood

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myfavcharacterdidntdrown · 1 month

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Hear me out:

Sirius travels to the future and goes to Hogwarts, he sees Remus as a professor and flirts with him and that kind of shit. It’s an au where Sirius in that timeline hasn’t escaped from Azkaban. He questions shit and Remus eventually tells him that he killed Lily, James and Peter and that he’s now in Azkaban and he can’t accept it, he has a mental breakdown. He finds out about what happened to the others like Marlene, Dorcas, Evan, Barty, Mary, Pandora etc. And he sees Luna yk and thinks about Pandora and he’s like “wait I thought Pandora was with Lily?”

then together they figure out what really happened cuz they see Peter on the marauders map. And they deal with him.

Then Sirius sees Harry and goes: “holy shit he looks just like James!! Am I an uncle?” And when Harry gets a little closer, he goes: “wait- his eyes? Why does he have blue eyes?” And Remus has to explain to him that Regulus joined the death eaters and died when he was 17 and that Harry’s mother is Lily and Sirius goes through another mental breakdown. And after he’s calmed down, he’s like: “so I’m not his uncle?” And Remus is like: “you’re the godfather.” And Sirius cheers up a little.

And when he sees that Harry is in love with Draco he is like: why do the potters have smth for the snarky, sad, depressed, Slytherin seekers who’s mean to them. And ppl from the black family. (I count Draco as a black cuz Narcissa is a black so yeah) (Regulus and Draco both getting the dark mark cuz they were forced😭😭😭)

and when Harry gets a tiny crush on ginny sirius goes like: HIS BEST MATES SIBLING?! OH LOOK HOW FUNNY SHES A GINGER TOO! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? See moony I told you it’s in his genes. (You can decide yourself if it’s endgame hinny or Drarry)

And he sees the Weasley twins and he’s like: “they’re my new idols!!” And Remus is like: “We’re their idols actually”

And he sees himself and James in Ron and Harry.

And after a few months when Sirius has caught up with everything, he flirts with Remus and is like: “you know moony I’m horny” and Remus is like: “well I can’t do anything about it, that would be pedophilia” and Sirius is like disappointed. But they eventually have sex (help😭Sirius is like 15 or 16 btw) and Sirius is like: “yOuR cOcK hAs GrOwN”. They take every chance they get to make out. And Remus is like: “oh how much I’ve missed this, missed you”

(They’re at Hogwarts btw) (it’s up to you if he pretends like he’s a student or if he’s hiding in Remus’ room) (but some professors would know if Sirius pretended like he was a student) (maybe he goes in disguise with polyjuice potion or smth?)

(He meets Harry if he’s just hiding and tells him everything but if you decide him to disguise as a student then he just watches from afar and doesn’t talk to him often.)

Remus asks him if this counts as cheating on his past self. And Sirius is like: “no you’re still you, so cheating on you with you is impossible”

Mcgonagall finds out about Sirius but doesn’t tell anyone.

Oh and it takes place during PoA and GoF. But the events just don’t happen, it’s like a normal Hogwarts year. So yeah no voldy coming back. Or no Sirius escaping Azkaban.

You can decide if Remus stays at Hogwarts during GoF or not, like the events didn’t happen so he doesn’t have to leave. But it’s up to you if he leaves and lives with Sirius in his house during GoF. But they’re definitely at Hogwarts during PoA.

and a bit to the end of GoF they figure out a way to send Sirius back to the 70s. Sirius says goodbye to everyone and leaves (Remus is like FUCKING sad cuz he has no one left) and as soon as Sirius is back he begs his brother to run away with him so that that terrible things don’t happen and he talks to James and Remus about Peter, and they do smth to fix that.

So yeah that was it

SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE!!

#marauders #marauders era #harry potter #sirius black #remus lupin #time travel #prisoner of azkaban #goblet of fire #wolfstar #remus x sirius #jegulus #james potter #draco malfoy #ginny weasley #ron weasley #minerva mcgonagall #regulus black #lily evans

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 1 year

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AU where Regulus somehow ends up raising Hermione and they are a fucking adorable father-daughter duo

#harry potter #marauders era #regulus black #hermione granger #marauders #Barty finally reaches his final form and becomes the shadiest of uncles #Pandora and Regulus stay together #and Luna and Hermione grow up together #regulus fanfiction #harry potter au #regulus would be such a good dad too #they love the same books and debate over dinner #regulus destroys his mother’s portrait the second she insults his daughter for her blood #regulus angst #fanfic

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