reading fics from his pov is not enough, i need to physically crawl inside regulus black's head

“you are delusional. These ships are not canon.”

Oh! And i thought the wizards that do magic and the talking snakes and the time travel and the mind reading and mermaids are canon! My mistake!! These two people cant be gay!

james “fuck it if i can’t have him” potter and regulus “i might just die it would make no difference” black

i feel like i need to just sit down with someone and discuss evan rosier and nothing else for a while to completely flesh out how i see him

im sorry but ‘enemies to lovers’ isn’t the right thing to describe jegulus

it’s more along the lines of ‘regulus has something against sirius so that means he has to hate james … wait nvm lol’ whilst james is just obliviously head over heels

literally drooling over a man in my class that reminds me of regulus.

i swear to james, he has a fucking side profile that looks like a greek sculpture.

i wanna dIE.

the taxpayers wrote I Love You Like an Alcoholic about Rosekiller

Remus: [texting Sirius] im out rn so I can’t listen. Is it important?

Sirius: nah just listen to the voice message later

Remus: alr

[later]

Remus: *open voice message*

Sirius: THERES A FIRE- PETE!! YOURE MAKING IT WORSE STOP- (!!)

James: *screaming in pain*

Marlene: *laughing*

Peter: *screaming in fear*

Regulus "Yeah. I'm gay. Why does that matter?" Black and James "Guys? No I don't like guys. What? No I just l, you know I'm not like that I'm not- it's different for me, alright? I can't be I just can't be. Of course I support you, Sirius But I'm... Not. I'm not. I really swear on it I, I swear it. It's too confusing. So what if I find no pleasure in women, maybe it's just a me thing maybe- Yeah okay I kissed a guy and it felt like a weight was lifted off of my chest but that doesn't mean that I'm... Okay sure, I feel romantic attraction toward someone and that someone happens to be a man but it isn't because it's a man it's- No you don't get it I can't be gay that's..too much change. I was supposed to be straight I was supposed to- I was supposed to be normal. Girls like me.. Why can't I like girls? Nobody hates me when I just like girls. Sure I don't really like them but it's easier to be with them. Yeah, maybe I'm only happy when I'm with him but society isn't happy when we're together so why bother, Sirius? Why bother being anything at all if it isn't something I'm not? The world wanted me to like girls so now I do. At least I'll try to. I'll force it down my throat if I have too it's just easier. It's more digestible for the rest of them that way. Okay yeah it hurts and yeah I feel like my entire earth is on fire in the worst way possible and yes I'm gay. Yeah. I'm gay alright? And I don't think I know how to be. I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. Why am I like this? Why-" Potter.

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AISNOSNSOSAK IM STARCHASER CHILD

i made a quiz…

My favourite thing about the Marauders fandom is that no matter all the ship fights, the majority agree on Wolfstar.

this was so funny. i adore twitter.

(fork found in kitchen made me scream)

The Monica and Ross fight but it’s Sirius and Regulus:

Regulus: Dad, that wasn’t Uncle Alphard that stole your money, it was Sirius.

Sirius: Bella didn’t steal from the the wine cabinet, Regulus did.

Regulus: Sirius hasn’t had a job for a year!

Sirius: REGULUS AND JAMES ARE LIVING TOGETHER!

James: …

Regulus: Sirius got married to Remus and then got divorced…AGAIN

Walburga: …

Orion: …

Virgin James who's so eager and the first thing he wants to try is eating Reg out. He's a total mess but incredibly eager and determined. Reg gives him directions which he listens to but he gets so into it that he forgets to follow instructions and keeps pressing closer and trying to taste as much of Reggie as possible.

Virgin Reggie who James offers to go down on. Reg doesn't know what to expect but the second he feels James's breath on him his body relaxes and his muscles go slack handing his body over for James to control and pleasure.

Both of them who are virgins and are completely lost but James convinces Reggie to sit on his face because he can't imagine a better position and Reg ends up grinding against his tongue until he comes in James's mouth.

In conclusion James lives to give head

Barty signing up for some advanced science class specifically because Evan did, and it ending up being one of the best decisions he’s ever made because of the way Evan’s eyes light up whenever they’re talking about things he’s particularly interested. Which in that class is like 75 percent of the time, so Barty spends more time staring at Evan than he does actually listening to the teacher.

James would ABSOLUTELY abuse the hell out of his pretty privilege like that guy Carrington on tiktok. He'd just say and do the most absurd shit and everyone looking just thinks, "Why am I attracted to that?"

I used to be skeptical about jokes that Taylor Swift is a fan of marauders, but after listening to her new album, it doesn't seem like a joke