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billsbae · 6 months

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barty and harry: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

barty: we need an adult!!

harry: uncle barty you're an adult!

barty: we need an adultier adult! go get you're father

harry: DAAAAAD!!

barty: no, no this one, we need regulus

harry: PAPAAAAAA

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rosemarilee · 6 months

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Regulus and Harry first meet

Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…

Harry: you’re short

Regulus: no you’re short

Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short

Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be

Harry: so you chose to be short

Regulus: I’m fucking your dad

Harry: I don’t know what that means

#your dad #marauders #harry potter #james loves regulus #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #slytherin skittles #regulus being regulus #regulus loves james #jegulus incorrect quotes #short jokes #regulus and harry #jegulus raising harry

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remuslupinkinnie1979 · 3 months

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Lily*making coffee in her cafe-bookstore*

James and Panda *running in, panicking*

James: Lily! There's a BIG problem!

Lily: What happened?!

Panda: Someone kidnapped the kids.

Lily: What?! WHO??

James: We're not sure. We went to pick them up from school, yk and the teacher told us that someone picked them up a few hours ago!

Lily: Wait - It wasn't me, or any of you, or Reggie, cause he's been here the whole day... *grabs the phone* Hello Mary, did pick up the kids early today?

Mary: No, why? Are they missing???

Lily: Yes

Mary *to Sirius* take my shift, my kids are missing* to Lily* I'll be there in five

Lily: Mary will be here soon. But ab the kids, this was probably one of our friends...

Reg*coming out of the kitchen* What's going on?

James*explains everything*

Reg: Shit, do you know if it was some of our friends, Idk, kinda sounds like Sirius

Mary*who already arrived* No, they were at the bar with me all day.

Panda*has a realization* Oh, they're dead for this *grabs the phone* Evan Rosalius Rosier!!!

James *whispers to Reg* his middle name is Rosalius?

Panda: Harry and Luna better will be here in 10 minutes and you two have some good explanation!

Ten minutes later

Evan and Barty*a bit scared*

Harry and Luna*happy kids*

Lily: Oh Merlin, I'm so glad that you're ok.

Regulus: And YOU! What were you thinking?! To take away OUR kids without telling us a WORD!!!

James: Where did you even go?

Harry: Cheeseburgers!😁😁😁

Barty: Kids eat for free at McDonald's today, so we kinda let them buy us shit.

After that, Barty and Evan were yelled at by all of them for 20 minutes each parent and weren't allowed to pick up the kids from school anymore.

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moonlightonmyscars · 3 months

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five-year-old harry who just learned how to make bracelets with beads.

he makes them for everyone.

his aunts and uncles, his parents, and his friends.

you know, people that mean a lot to him.

then one day his dad gets a boyfriend and regulus was very nervous to meet the kid.

james tried to reassure as best as he could but that nervousness didn’t go away.

then regulus meets harry and all the nervousness flies out of the window because it took all of five minutes before harry made regulus a bracelet.

regulus absolutely melts at the gesture. he constantly wears it afterwards, only taking it off when he absolutely needs to so it doesn’t get damaged.

#jegulus #jegulus raising harry #harry potter #james potter x regulus black #regulus black x james potter #the marauders era #the marauders #the slytherin skittles #marauders headcanon #headcanon #au #incorrect marauders quotes #my hcs #my aus

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or-we-could-take-a-walk-together · 1 year

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Evan: Barty, you have to get up.

Barty: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead.

Barty: leave flowers and get the fuck out

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moonyswarmsweaters · 18 days

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HELP

I read this fic a while back and I want to re read it but i read it before I had an account and can’t remember the name of it.

It’s a jegulus fic, muggle au , Regulus is a preschool / elementary school teacher and Harry is in his class. James being a dilf they fall inlove and it’s cute.

it got marylily, and mary is the music teacher (i think) and pandora is also a teacher there and so is barty (i think)

It got rosekiller and wolfstar and I cant remember the name of it

HELP ME IM DESPERATE

Its on Ao3

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percy15 · 9 months

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Now that Zars back I’ve decided to make

Rules For Reading Fanfic

A guide on how to, and not to read and talk to fanfic writers!! Feel free to add anything

1. Authors word over all else!!!! Individual writers have different wants and preferences with fans interacting with there work. If they ask readers to point out spelling and grammar mistakes then you are more then welcome to! If they specially ask that you don’t ask about new chapters then shut your mouth about it! Always do what the author asks and we can avoid losing fanfic writers

2. Remember that these are people who are doing this for free!!! You are not entitled to anything! If they want to take a year long break from a fic then continue writing like nothing happened then they can do that and you need to be ok with it!!! I know it hurts when your fav wip hasn’t been update in 3 months but I promise you’ll survive!!! But you know what’s not gonna help the author? You yelling at them demanding they spend there own free time doing something that they clearly aren’t in the mood to do!!!

3. You can always click off! One of the great things about fanfic is that it’s free!! Everyone gets to enjoy it! And another great thing about it is that if you don’t like the way a fic is going, simply click off of it and stop reading!! The only thing you’ll lose is maybe a few hours of your time that you spent reading the fic! Don’t like the grammar errors? Click off! Don’t like the ship? Click off!!! Don’t like that 2 characters aren’t together yet? CLICK OFF!!! Do not leave a hateful comment! All you have to do is simply stop reading and find a new fic! If there is anything you don’t like about a fic figure out if you want to keep reading or not in spite of it or if you would rather just stop reading the fic but never, NEVER! (Unless the author asks for it) leave a comment complaining about it. It’s disrespectful and rude

Remember it��s ok to be excited about a fic and want a new chapter to come out but claiming your excitement for a new chapter and demanding a new chapter are 2 very different things that have 2 very different reactions from writers!!

#fanfic #ao3 #the marauders #zeppazariel #bizarrestars #jegulus #starbucks #prongsfoot #slander #jegulus raising harry #jegulily #moonwater #marylily #rosekiller #rosestarkillerchaser #the slytherin skittles

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maraudersoncrack1981 · 6 months

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Headcannon that James and Lily split up (on good terms ofc) and had shared custody of Harry, James got together with Regulus and Lily with Mary, life was great. Until Halloween. Regulus went to work that night and Lily and Mary thought it would be a good idea to visit James and Harry as it was Halloween. Peter comes with Voldemort and James Lily and Mary get killed trying to protect Harry. Regulus comes home from work later that night...

Regulus:*Walks up to the front door to see its wide open and starts to panick*

Regulus: Jamie..? Harry..?! JAMES HARRY WHERE ARE YOU?!

Regulus:*He rushes further into the house and that's when he see's him, the love of his life, lifeless on the stairs.*

Regulus: J-Jamie..? J-JAMES NO PLEASE OH MERLIN NO ANYTHING BUT THIS PLEASE!

Regulus sobbed and sobbed, holding his soul mates corpse in his arms tightly, he wasn't warm anymore, the sun wasn't warm.

After 30 minutes of sobbing Regulus hears crying from upstairs, that is the only thing that could have tore Regulus away from James in that moment, the desperate confused cries of Harry.

Regulus ran upstairs and eventually got to Harry's nursery, where there lay the dead body's of Lily and Mary, and the curled up baby Harry with a fresh scar plastered on his forehead. From that point on Regulus vowed he would never let anyone hurt Harry, for James, and for Lily.

Regulus raised Harry along side Harry's Uncle Moony and Uncle Pads.

Thank you and goodbye.

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murderoushagthesequel · 11 months

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Everyone Listens to Regulus

vivan left one ask with 4 prompts so 4/4 "jegulus raising harry? rosekiller babysitting harry?"

i love them all so much :) barty and evan are regulus' brothers like james is sirius' brother and it warms my heart

"Are you sure they can handle him, love?" James asks, looking over at Barty and Evan playing with Harry in the living room.

"Not at all," Regulus responds, adjusting James' jacket. "But we haven't had a date night in far too long." James looks like he's about to protest but after a quick kiss from Regulus he's on board. Regulus loves having that power over his husband. If he were a worse person, he'd use it to his advantage far more often.

"Be good, Harry, we love you!" James calls from the doorway. A series of babbles and giggles follow.

"We'll take care of him," Evan says from the floor while Harry has him in a baby chokehold. Regulus walks over, kissing the top of Harry's head.

"Don't kill your uncles, love, we'll see you later." Harry makes a gleeful sound and Regulus smiles. He coaxes James out the door and into the car, assuring him everything will be fine.

When they return hours later, smiling and laughing and holding on to each other, they see that everything was not fine.

"Cover his ears," Regulus says, pointing at Barty who quickly obeys. "What the fuck happened?"

"Well you see-" Evan starts.

"Actually? You know what? I don't want to hear it." Regulus says. "You're going to clean up my house and put my son to bed and I'm going to go upstairs and fuck my husband and none of you are going to bother me, got it?"

Barty and Evan both nod their heads quickly and Harry starts giggling again. The kid finds it hilarious when Regulus is mad at people. Better that than be scared, Regulus thinks.

"What-" James says, walking into the living room.

"Don't even question it, baby, just take me to bed," James nods and drags him upstairs to their bedroom. Luckily, the rest of the night goes much to Regulus' liking.

The next morning finds Regulus and James very happy, and Barty and Evan passed out on the floor of Harry's room.

Regulus leaves his son's room smiling to himself and chuckling as he heads downstairs to make breakfast. Sometimes he feels like a parent to all four of them, but he loves them all the same.

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nixnight1 · 5 months

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I WAS READING A LITTLE ONE SHOT ABOUT JEGULUS BATHING BABY HARRY I THINK AND I LOST IT, IM CRYING WHERE IS IT

#jegulus #regulus black #james potter #starchaser #james x regulus #jegulus raising harry #baby harry potter #james potter loves regulus black #regulus loves james #marauders era #the marauders #slytherin skittles

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swiftiereg · 2 months

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The Black Brothers raising Harry is the air I breathe.

#Sirius „he’s a Gryffindor like me„ black and regulus „he’s a Seeker like me„ black #regulus black #sirius black #harry potter #harry james potter #regulus raising harry #sirius raising harry #black brothers #black cousins #the noble and most ancient house of black #marauders #slytherin skittles #parent regulus black #parent sirius black #hogwarts

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billsbae · 6 months

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evan: you can have them when you get a little bit taller if you want

harry: i'm never gonna go trough puberty

regulus: of course you will mon cœur, but we're a family of late bloomers. i didn't until i was 14, nor did sirius

harry: why does that matter? i'm adopted!

barty: WHAT?!

barty: oh my god— WHO TOLD YOU?!

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rosemarilee · 6 months

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Lily + Jegulus coparenting p3

Lily: I was a little wary at first but Harry has taken to you so well!

Regulus: Well- Harry is pretty much just James but smaller

James: Except I’m an adult so I’m a bit smarter and more mature

Regulus: no you aren’t

Lily: no you aren’t

Harry: no you aren’t

James: *hangs his head* no I’m not.

#marauders #harry potter #james loves regulus #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #regulus and evan and barty #slytherin skittles #regulus being regulus #regulus loves james #lily raising harry #lily evans

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 7 months

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I feel like no one is seeing my vision.

Chubby baby Hermione with a mass of hair that weighs more than her, and Regulus, tired but happy dad who doesn’t know how to ride a muggle bike but needs to figure out how to teach his daughter to.

Barty as a horrible vodka-aunt who gives terrible advice.

(But he’s also the one who dropped everything to help Regulus raise this kid)

Hermione being a “know-it-all” would be ADORABLE to the Slytherin Skittles bc they’d be reminded of tiny Regulus.

Pandora has Luna and Luna and Hermione are besties growing up just like Pandora and Regulus were.

Regulus would DEFINITELY read Hermione textbooks before bed.

Regulus would be PISSED about Hogwarts not being safe for her and I wanna see him raise hell ngl.

#harry potter #marauders era #marauders #regulus black #slytherin skittles #barty crouch jr #pandora lestrange #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #luna lovegood #hermione granger #regulus raises hermione au #hermione & regulus #dad regulus #parent regulus #this is after Regulus’s supposed “death

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brizaj · 8 months

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I'll start to write jegulus' fanfics in spanish, I can't live like this, I need more jegulus

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or-we-could-take-a-walk-together · 9 months

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Regulus: I’m gay.

Barty: so? Be gay, dancing is all you do for all I care

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