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robin: cry of the huntress #1
sorry thinking about this and how tim's family expanded so much after this: dana, dick!!, helena, bruce, alfred, babs, cass, all the members of young justice, steph, damian...
team up guy ❤️ like i am a drakes defender but tim's childhood loneliness -> full of family & love arc is so precious to me
batman (2016) #134
#tim drake#tim & family ugh#family and the concept of family has always been such a huge part of his story#jack and janet and dana are resting in ease knowing that tim is well loved and happy#anyways the ives-drake wedding is going to be boisterous as hell <3#500 person affair
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HISTORY MADE: Bruce Wayne Says "I Love You" to Jason Todd for the first time EVER
It is an historic occasion! In Batman (2016) #138 by writer Chip Zdarsky, Bruce Wayne says "I love you" to his son Jason Todd for the first time in forty (40) years of comics publication. In fact, Bruce says it not just once, but two (2) whole times!
This is also the first time that any of Jason's oddly long series of parents has been depicted saying "I love you" to him.
We do so love an involved parent who openly communicates his feelings about his child. Truly, nobody can shatter expectations like BATMAN!
Now every time someone says "I love you" to Jason, we all can look back at this milestone moment. A first only happens once, and this is now and forever Bruce's first "I love you" to Jason in comics history.
#Jason Todd#Bruce and Jason#Batfamily#Batman 138#Batman comics#Batdad#Zdarsky#Bruce Wayne critical#Gotham War#family drama CW#Batman 138 spoilers#UGH my babies I love them so much!! <3 <3#I know Starfire says ILY to Dick and so do his parents in flashbacks. And now Babs etc.#Jack Drake said it to Tim.#Steph and Tim say it to each other.#Crystal Brown also says it to Steph right??#And then Cass says it to Steph in the best issue of the latest Batgirls series.#I don't think anyone has officially said it to Cass yet?? Outrageous.#Bruce and Talia have both said it to Damian.#Lots of people have said it to Bruce.#Rose and Jason say it to each other in the zombie apocalypse alternate universe where they're married.#id in alt text#ID stolen from Tumblr user laufire
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Sir Tim Laurence opens the car's door for Princess Anne as they arrive to attend the Easter Matins Service at St George's Chapel, on 31 March 2024.
#WHAT A GENTLEMANNE#😭😭😭#WAITING FOR A CLEARER PIC UGH#princess anne#princess royal#tim laurence#timothy laurence#brf#british royal family
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just caught up to whats happening:
what the fuck
#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#specifically#whatever the fuck is happening in gotham war#rot rambles#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#dc really said found family has no rights#or make a family and dump all responsibility on the oldest kid lol#ugh
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I saw your post about Dick sending Tim to Arkham and I’m 100% sure the same people who believe that are also the ones who think Tim and Jason are besties even though Tim hates Jason lol
you would be correct 😭😭 fanon can be fun until fanon is just a character being replaced by... some guy with the same name and face. jason and tim being bffs is particularly silly to me because if tim was in a position where he had to sacrifice two people in order to save the world he would pick jason twice.
#perhaps the funniest of all would be the fact that jason would just allow it#jason: okay fair enough maybe i had this coming#the whole dick and tim arkham debacle is by my FAVOURITE fanon bullshit it amuses me to no end#most of tim fanon brainwashing is just hilarious always gives me a good chuckle#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#UGH okay fine tim would pick himself (self sacrifising idiot runs in the family) but he would also defo pick jason as the second option
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*this* close to blocking the Tim Drake tag
#tim drake negative#been sitting on this one for three weeks#debating on releasing this one into the wild. usually I write my little complaints or whatever then delete them and move on#ya know write letter to get the emotion out and then throw it out bc you got the release? but just ugh#so sorry to all the batfam blogs that follow me: y’all are cool bc you like my opinions 💖#goddamn it#I hate the bat family#I hate the batfamily#I hate hate hate hate the majority of the characters that are bats#hateeeeeeee#not you Jason Steph and Duke. y’all are safe#all the others? drown#are we considering talia a bat? she deserves better than that#if she is though; she is also safe#why do they insist on tag every character known to man#like I’m a predominately Jason blog I’m not gonna fudge the facts but to all the others who even remotely like non bat characters:#I am so so sorry and I have so much remorse sympathy and compassion for y’all#so sorry to the cool bats that get decimated for the ‘correct’ bats as well. hope y’all get to leave one day 😔 rooting for y’all
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super randomly want to check up batfam lore because i saw tiktoks referencing them and like got fics recs and omg the plot is found family omg slay??? idek what who is jason todd who is tim drake why are they batfam where is bruce wayne what-
#also this tiktok slides of a webtoon wayne family adventure and tim was like kidnapped but he pretended to be a normal citizen and didnt#break out by himself but jason showed up and was like lecturing the kidnappers to properly do their jobs and tim was like ugh im so done#this this im out and he just ran and it was funny and very bamf of him 👀👀👀
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I'm so fucking. Dumb I was agonizing over making sure my Elias bouchard cat design had the proper coat color that both fit his personality while also allowing him to have his proper eye color while matching the breed standard before remembering. That eye color matching the body is literally the most non-issue fucking thing. I forgot
#i wanna make elias a scottish fold and i was agonizing over this i was like fuuck light blue can be considered 'gray' at times right?#literally how did i forget the most. basic fact about him#i like the scottish fold breed for him as they are often seen as looking like owls/have weird stare-y eyes and#i think the body type seen in scottish folds/british shorthairs makes the cats come across as...#unnasumming i guess is the word? like when i look at them im like yeah that's a guy who does paperwork for fun and was incognito as#just like A Regular Boring Boss for half the podcast#and i did think its especially important for elias to actually meet the breed standard considering og elias#and his whole pedigree believing he deserves stuff for who he is etc etc. more well off family etc. all of that.#still haven't really decided what other cat breeds everyone else is#words#mine#jonah Magnus og cat (probably just gonna be a British shorthair LOL) needs to be red though like definitely#Michael is a laperm#I feel like tim is a bombay. or maybe a bengal#ugh i have no idea what cat jon should be he would probably also be a british shorthair ???#le sigh any cat breed inputs for characters are appreciated#tma
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Damian: "Red Hood has a pretty severe concussion. What do I do?"
Tim: "Extraction's still ten minutes out, just keep him talking."
Damian, urgently pressing the comm: "I don't want to talk to him, he's even more insufferable than usual."
Jason, lying on the ground, eyes closed: "That's funny Junior, because head trauma's the only thing that makes you bearable."
Damian, to Tim: "I'm leaving. It won't be the first time we've had a closed casket."
Tim, groaning disgustedly: "Robin--ugh, seriously, just stay there and keep him awake."
Damian, seething even more when he sees Jason's smirk: "Fine."
Jason, cracking open one eye: "Aww, are you concerned about me?"
Damian: "Shut up. The only thing I'm concerned about is our family's reputation after your public wipeout on that stupid motorcycle."
Jason:
Damian: "Are you still awake?" *kicks him* "Todd?"
Jason, grinning: "You said our family."
Damian, furious: "I didn't. You've lost more brain cells than you could afford."
Jason: "Wait 'till Tim hears, I think he'll want a group hug. Bruce is probably going to get emotionally constipated. Dickie would probably cry--"
Damian, panicking as he hears the Batmobile get closer: "Stop. Do not tell him--"
Jason: "You better erase every single fucking video of me crashing then."
Damian: "You have a deal."
#very crappy textpost#made in between exams#and with a migraine that's making me tempted to scoop my eyes out of my skull#jason todd#damian wayne#batbros#This is how I picture them bonding#reluctantly#barely#I'm not warning for death mentions because at this point Jason's name in the tags is as good as one#tim drake#batman#batfamily#dc comics#I'm always torn whether I want Jason to want anything to do with them versus them sort of being family lol#bruce wayne
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DPxDC Au: Normally when Danny vandalizes ancient cave walls and historic places on his 'favor' missions for Clockwork, he gets sent back to erase them. But no, apparently this time, when Danny added his actual phone number into some painting, he's not allowed to go back and fix it. Ugh.
...
Tim has had the painting of Bruce professionally reviewed a few times since the old Bat was retrieved from the time stream. He's not entirely sure how the painting still exists, he's not even sure that it matters any more... But one day Tim catches something new in the painting.
It was small, and it could've just been the light at first but... Is that a phone number in the background?? It looks like black marker on the black curtains and it makes him feel feral. The family is kinder this time about how they think he's gone crazy- but each one of them admit that they can't remember a phone number ever being present.
The lab reports that the number was added over the paint- and that it's an ink based marking akin to a sharpie but like, hundreds of years old. So... It's been added recently but not at all recently enough for Tim to have an explanation.
Tim doesn't want to hear any more of his family members opinions on the matter and he certainly isn't going to just, stop investigating or something stupid like that. So, he takes the painting to the tower, gathers his team (Cassie, Kon and Bart), and they call the number in the middle of the night after a lot of planning/back-and-forth/catastrophizing.
It doesn't answer until the final ring, and the static that comes through the phone is bone chilling. A deep, monstrous groan which echoed with agony fills the room.
"I have a math test in like, three hours, who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you calling in the middle of the night?" The voice now complains, still sounding vaguely inhuman despite it's very human word choices.
"Your number is in a historical painting, we had a few questions but uh, you can call us back later?" Tim cringes as he says it but he hadn't planned on having to reply to someone trying to go back to bed. Or someone who was apparently also a teenager. (He had so, so many contingency plans for like, every kind of villain, alien or demon. lame.)
"...Ugh. might as well." The voice calls out, agreeing with a sigh that echos so deeply the team can feel it in their bones.
"Cool. Good luck on your test?" Tim offers.
"Mph." And the line hangs up.
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Danny is at lunch with Sam and Tucker when he remembers the late night call. He'd spent the morning bitching about never getting a full night of sleep and it finally occurred to him what had happened. Of course his friends think it's hilarious that CW wouldn't let him erase his number. Of course they do.
They stop laughing when Danny calls the number back.
"Hello, this is Red Robin of Gotham. I have Superboy, Wonder girl and Impulse present with me. How did your math test go?"
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#long post#let danny be a shit head kid who puts the weird s on historical documents#clockwork always has him clean up his messes but not this time#this time he holds it over his head and danny is so annoyed#yj just want answers and dammit the horrors persist but so do they#someone please continue this#i beg
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Tim is known as a guy everyone had a crush on at some point. He's pretty, smart and just nice to hang around with.
So seeing him absolutely falter and flail around trying to get the attention of the new guy and failing miserably everytime, is absolutely fascinating to the rest of his schoolmates.
Danny Nightingale does not care at all about Tim drake and it's the biggest drama in the history of the school.
There are bets, clubs of people who want to help and who want to get in between, the teachers are invested.
Meanwhile Danny has no clue about any of this happening and Tim is getting to a point where he considers, ugh, asking his family and friends for advice.
#danny fenton#dc x dp#dp x dc#tim drake#dc#tim drake wayne#red robin#danny just wants to finish school and go back to the ghost realm#meanwhile tim is on his knees begging for a tiny bit of attention#asking kon was a horrible idea because now hes interested too
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I saw a post where everyone in the batfam had adopted the airhead Brucie Wayne cover except for Damian and of course Alfred. So I wanted to add to the pile. :)
All of them are sitting in a restaurant
Brucie: … wait this has a little label for vegetarian on it but it doesn’t have any meat in it. I think you forgot to label it vegan!
Waiter: … this has whipped cream, eggs and milk in it sir.
Dick: Wait whipped cream isn’t vegan?!?
Jason: No, I’m pretty sure it is.
Dick: well if it isn’t I messed up my vegan challenge week and nobody told me!
Tim: can’t we just pay someone to find out if whipped cream is vegan?
Brucie: Good idea! [Takes out $100 bill and hands it to the waiter] Is whipped cream vegan?
Waiter: uhh
Damian: PLEASE STOP! NONE OF YOU HAVE DIETARY RESTRICTIONS! WHY DID THIS BECOME A DEBATE?
Dick: that’s not true I’m a pescatarian now! I really miss eating fish but it’s worth it!
Damian with head in hands: that’s not what- ugh forget it!
The waiter now confirms to everyone that they come across that Damian Wayne is indeed the holder of the Wayne Family Braincell.
Tabloids dub this conversation the dessert debate. It becomes a trend to ask what Bruce thinks is vegan during interviews.
#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#damian wayne#tim drake#Damian calculates the tip so his father doesn’t throw a couple hundred dollars as tip#poor Damian! free him!!#incorrect batfamily quotes#Jason is only playing along cause it gets to Damian so much#brucie wayne#Brucie I have one more question for you#is shrimp vegan?#Bruce: I didn’t think there would be a quiz section! uhh yes?
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Princess Anne, as President of Royal Commission for the Exhibition of 1851, attending a Presidential Dinner at Fishmongers’ Hall, London, on 19 March 2024.
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The Family Meet and Greet
Damian Wayne x Reader
Request/Summary: Hey hun! I wanted to send in a request for Damian Wayne x reader. Maybe reader being introduced to the family/the family finding out about them?
A/n: Honestly I can’t tell if the picture is Tim or Damian.
Masterlist - Tip Jar
Damian is a pretty private person and doesn’t intend to do an awkward meet and greet with his beloved girlfriend.
He knew that all of his family members would find out one way or another anyway.
Dick Grayson:
It wouldn’t take a genius detective to know that Damian is asking for advice for his love life.
Damian sits in his hero costume, hunched over as his legs dangle over the side of the building. His eyes evade Dicks, a red hue spreading across the tips of his ears.
A soft smile embellishes Dicks lips as he sees his younger brother whom is typically egocentric, now looking timid and shy for the first time ever.
“So my friend started seeing someone recently and he had this dilemma on if he should keep seeing her or not because on one hand he has all this baggage he doesn’t want to burden her with and on the other hand he just can’t bring himself to break things off with her.”
“So this girl your seeing-“ Damian’s eyes bulge, snapping his neck towards Dick, acting too defensively.
“Ugh, are you not listening Grayson? I said it’s about my friend.”
“Right, right, I forgot. My bad…” Dick think’s carefully on his words. “Sounds like your friend is a classic over-thinker. Relationships are far from logical, it’s all based on feelings. It might be hard for your friend, but just enjoy it for what it is.” Damian sits and stares off over the Gotham skyline looking unconvinced. “Look Dames, there is no right answer. Just do what feels right.”
Leaning back into his palms he stares in amusement at his beloved younger brother continues pining in anguish.
“So… how long do we keep pretending that we aren’t talking about you? Can I see a picture?” Damian rolls his eyes with a sigh, sliding his phone out of his pocket, he taps on the screen silently before shoving his phone into Dicks hands.
There laid the image a happy couple. Damian’s arms wrapped around your shoulder. The dark city filtering behind the brightly lit couple, forever captured in permanent laughter.
Dick, initially keen to tease the cheesy photo before him, now silent in pure aw to see the genuine smile, Damian’s eyes lit in adoration.
“Do not tell anyone Grayson. I will share the news when I am ready.”
Tim Drake:
The little rat has been acting rather odd.
Tim tried talking about it to Dick but he just kept evading his questions by pathetically redirecting his attention with someone else’s random drama.
They’re both acting weird and secretive, and there is no way Tim is going to be kept out of such an intriguing mystery.
Usually Tim would just stalk his targets, but this is Damian we are talking about. It is incredibly difficult, if not impossible to track Damian without him noticing. Starting with Damian’s social media, Tim pin points all of the photo locations and begins to visit each site one at a time. He hacks the local cameras and reviews the footage from around the date the photo was uploaded.
Low and behold, footage of Damian smooshing his face into another ladies face….
Whelp, Tim was certainly not expecting to see such a DISGUSTING display of affection. YUCK.
He didn’t even know the rat could even feel those types of feelings.
Tim, now laying on his bed cuddled up to a pillow is looking… traumatised.
Sometimes, it’s better just not to know.
Barbara Gordon
No freaking way.
Barbara could not believe her very eyes.
When completing a Internet background check on the Wayne family to scrub any suspicious allegations or accusations, Babs found the Holy Grail of finds.
An account with a mysterious woman with months worth of photos with the Wayne’s local angsty brat, Damian Freaking Wayne.
When completing a generic photo match search. Lovey, dovey poses with Damian and a girl by the name Y/n flashed up on the screen.
This is juicy! To tell Bruce or not to tell Bruce, that is the question.
Jason Todd
Disgusting. Absolutely foul.
It’s a random Tuesday evening when Jason jumps roof tops only to discover a couple making out all hot and heavy.
Their bodies tangling together as the man rips his shirt off. The girl sliding her hands along his abdomen before landing on his belt buckle.
The man then slides his hands from the back of her neck to her ass, giving it a needy grope before sliding his hands to the back of her thighs, lifting the woman with ease and pressing her against the wall.
This is hilarious, they have no idea Gothams most infamous Vigilante has caught them about to get down and dirty on Gothams roof top.
Jason sat down and ate his figurative pop-corn in humourous delight, until his eyes adjust.
“Ain’t no FUCKING way!” Jason yells, humours delight now churning into a disturbed nausea. He swallowed the bile raising up in his throat.
Pulling out his phone he calls Damian. Panting breaths filter through the phone, only furthering Jason’s disgust.
“What?! I’m in the middle of-“
“I know what your in the middle of you sick bastard! Take it indoors!” The line goes quite for just a moment. “Little freak, your family patrols the roof tops you know, ugh, I can’t - I’m having a flash back to Selina and Bru- ugh I’m gonna vomit.”
Duke
“Finally!” Duke announces, hoping over the back of the couch and sprawling out on the soft cushions of the plush couch. Without a second to spare Duke switches the TV on to watch the latest episode of his favourite show.
“Thomas-“
“No talking!” Duke wholesomely announces, crossing his arms over his chest.
“My phone… forget it.” Damian grumbles, seeing Dukes eyes glued to the TV. Squishing further into the cushions, Duke feels the uncomfortable poke of a hard object pressing into his rib.
Wrenching the wretched object from its place, Duke holds a phone. His haphazard fingers pressing into the screen which lights up and shows the text of a person named Y/n.
Y/n: Can’t wait for our date tonight, I miss your handsome face xx
Dukes cheeks heats up, seeing a private message he shouldn’t have seen. Damian is incredibly private and may murder Duke for accidentally learning something he wasn’t suppose to.
Wiping any evidence of his fingers touching the phone Duke places the phone back between the cushions.
Best if he just abandons his show for now for a tactical retreat.
Bruce Wayne
God, why are his kids so weird?
Seriously? Out of all 20 of them, not a single one was normal…
Sitting at the head of the dinner table, he watches his children talk amoungst themselves in weird cryptic speeches.
“Do you know what I know?” Tim asks intensely, the broccoli wedged on his fork, pointing at Dick, who stares back wide-eyed.
“I don’t know anything … why what do you know?” Dick says scanning the rest of the room to see if they somehow knew what Dick was referring to.
“I can’t share what I know, but just know it. Is. Juicy.” Babs announces with a sly and taunting grin.
“I don’t know anything, I didn’t even want to see it. Oh god, I’m feeling queasy.” Jason says crossing his arms over his stomach.
“IDidntSeeAnythingEither.” Duke announces quickly, and begins to quickly Hoover his dinner.
Damian sighs, massaging his temples at his idiotic siblings.
“So I take it that you have all found out about Y/n?” Bruce asks calmly, slowly sawing into the plump steak on his plate.
The room falls dead silent as all heads turn towards Bruce, surprised that he knew and surprised that he had the guts to say what everyone else was thinking.
“Father, how do you know about Y/n?”
“… I’m Batman.”
#dc imagine#dc x reader#batboys#batboys imagine#batboys x reader#Damian Wayne x reader#Damian x reader#Robin x reader#Damian Wayne imagine#Damian imagine
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Reader being Jason's girlfriend, who doesn't know about their double life, casually blurting out that she was never a fan of Batman and Robin or that she prefers Superman and the whole family is offended. 😭
love your writing, btw<3
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Jason Todd x Fem!Reader
"No, no, you're right, babe. Superman tops Batman for sure."
"Ah, Ms. Y/n, pleasure to see you," Alfred opens the door to see you patiently waiting with a smile.
"Hey, Alfie! Is Jay home? He asked me to hang out with him today."
"He's in the living room with the rest of the family. Come in, come in," he steos to the side, giving you to room to enter.
"Oh, yeah!" You exclaimed, reaching into your bag. "I did that cookie recipe you gave me! They're not as good as yours, but they're sure better than the cookies I've made before. D'you mind taste testing for me?" You ask, handing over a tupperware full of cookies.
"I thank you for the charming remark, Ms. Y/n. I'm sure your cookies are as excellent." He says, taking a bite from a cookie.
"Nah, now you're just being too modest, Alfie," you laugh as he does too.
"Well, this is a marvellous improvement, Ms. Y/n," Alfred says, happily taking another one. "Come on now, let's go join the others."
The two of you walk towards the living room and see everyone there.
"Y/n!!" Stephanie shouts, running over to you, embracing you in a tight hug. "Ugh, it felt like forever since I've seen you! How are you 'nd Jason? Is he being an asshole like always?" She snickers.
You laugh, and before you can reply, Jason is already pushing Stephanie out of the way.
"Don't answer that, N/n. Steph, go away," he grumbles, soon putting on a smile once he stands right in front of you. "Hey, mama," he muttered, pulling you in by the waist, placing a kiss on your forhead.
You giggled at the contact. "Hey, Jay," you kissed his chin. "Hi, Bruce!" You look over Jason's shoulder, wavung to Bruce, who was sat on the armchair, looking through the newspaper.
"Y/n, always a pleasure," he says before going back to reading.
Jason takes your hand and guides you to the couch, making you sit on his lap. "Sorry I couldn't go out for our date today, sugar. Someone wouldn't let me leave," he emphasised, glaring at Bruce.
"It's scarce that everyone is here at once, Master Jason. It's a good opportunity for bonding." Alfred says behind him.
You kiss his cheek, which makes his heart race. "It's okay, Jay. It's nice hangin' out with you and your family."
"Yeah, kick his ass!" Steph shouts at the TV.
Last night's news was playing, showing footage of Batman and Robin, and their alliances, taking out some of Gotham's frequent villains and criminals.
"Do you guys always watch the news?" You asked, curious that they aren't watching something more entertaining.
You didn't notice it, but the whole family seemed to hesitate by your question.
"The news is a suitable way of keeping us informed of Gotham's latest activities. Just in case there are needs of safety plans for us," Damian says, sitting on the chair beside you, petting Titus.
"Plus, it's good to see Batman and Robin in action. Just in case there's anything they need to improve on." Bruce mutters that last statement, sending a sharo glare towards Damian, who, last night, didn't follow direct orders and backfired a section of the mission.
Damian ignored this statement and kept focusing on Titus.
You rested your head on Jason's shoulder. "Mm. I was never really a fan of Batman and Robin."
The whole room freezes, leaving the news to continue playing, and all heads turn towards you. The sudden attention had you tensed up.
"What?" You quietly ask.
"Batman and Robin are always keeping the streets clear of crime. How can you not like them?" Damian asks with a scowl on his face.
"I don't don't like them. They just don't pique my interest." You shrugged.
"Well what about their alliances," Tim asked. "Red Robin? Spoiler? Orphan? Red Hood?"
The questioning about Red Hood had Jason's full attention on you now.
"I dunno, I guess I prefer Red Hood. He's pretty cool," your unsure opinion had Jason mentally punching the air in victory.
"But.. to be honest, I kinda like Superman over all the superheroes," you smiled.
It was the calm before the storm. You didn't think a little opinion could've caused such a ruckus.
Even Bruce looked away from the newspaper annoyed.
"Why Superman? He's only so great because he has superpowers. Batman has no superpowers and can still put so many behind bars!" Bruce exclaimed.
Subtle. Jason thought.
"I'm sorry! I didn't know that you guys like these superheroes so much!" You said, almost scared that you somehow offended the family.
Jason then kisses your temple. "No, no, you're right, babe. Superman tops Batman for sure," Jason says, narrowing his eyes and sending a snarky grin towards Bruce, which, in response, he rolls his eyes and backs away from the conversation, going back to his newspaper.
"Did I say something wrong?" You quietly ask Jason as the other begin yelling at each other about which Batman ally is better.
Jason smiles, caressing your soft face with his rougher, calloused thumb. "Nah, don't worry, sweet thing. They're just mega Batman fans."
"What about you? Who's your fave?" You ask.
"Red Hood, hands down." He immediately replies.
You nod, thinking for a moment. "Okay. I wanna see more of Red Hood then. He'll be my favourite too." You say.
Jason thinks his heart just exploded. He shifts his right arms under your legs, his other supporting your back as he lifts you up, followed by a yelp coming from you.
"Get ready, babe. You're about to absolutely love Red Hood," he says, carrying you to his room, ready to go on a 5 hour lecture about Red Hood and why he's Gotham's greatest hero.
#mickeysideas#jason todd#jason todd x reader#red hood#jason todd is my life#red hood x reader#titans jason todd#dc titans#i love jason todd#jason todd titans#jason todd headcanon#jason todd x fem!reader#jason todd x f!reader#jason todd ff#jason todd fluff#jason todd fanfic#jason todd fanfiction#jason todd fic#red hood x female reader#red hood x you#red hood x fem!reader#red hood x y/n#red hood fluff#red hood fic#red hood fanfiction#red hood ff#red hood fanfic
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a list of incorrect quotes from batfam and danny's group
bruce: I don’t remember that.
dick: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?
bruce: …No.
dick: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?
bruce: Not especially, no.
dick: It was in between those two things.
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tim: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.
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danny: tim, we tried things your way.
tim: No, we didn't.
danny: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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bruce: If you think I’m playing favorites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally!
bruce, earlier: I don’t care for tucker.
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barb: :)
damian: >:(
barb: Turn that frown upside down!
damian: ):<
barb: Not sure what I was expecting…
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dani: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.
barb: Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.
tucker: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now.
bruce: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.
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steph: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.
jason: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
steph: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.
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damian: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
damian: glares at bruce
bruce: Well, sorry I have morals!
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bruce: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
tucker: Not my fault. Somebody put a wall in the way.
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danny: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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danny: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
dick: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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dick: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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tucker: Some people are like slinkies.
bruce: What?
tucker: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
bruce:
bruce: Please don't push tim down the stairs.
tucker, pushing tim down the stairs: Too late.
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tim, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
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dick: Is five a lot of followers?
danny: Depends on the context.
danny: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
danny: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
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