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demetriandelibinaryboyfriends · 1 year

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My last Love Month YasMoon submission!!! IDK if y’all remember the Cyberpunk AV100 prompt a few weeks, but I got really into it and wrote a crapton of drabbles because speculative fiction is my genre, dammit!!! Anyhow, I wrote a mini-series about Demetri and Eli buying a cyberpunk game from some sketchy guy online...and then poor non-genre-savvy girlfriends Yasmine and Moon get sucked in and trapped in it D:

Part 1: Link

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Anyways I kinda fell in love with the idea of the girls just settling down and living a pretty pleasant domestic life...in this fucked-up cyberpunk video game that they didn’t even want to be in XD Also Yasmine and Moon??? With neon pink and fluorescent lights??? *devours this aesthetic like a starved animal* WELP, I’m kind of obsessed, so as you can see, I employed my standard coping mechanism and made a moodboard about it XD Definitely of the belief their penthouse’s entry walkway looks exactly like the middle left pic, pink marble and all. I just think they deserve a high-rise cyberpunk apartment in elegant pastels is all <3 <3 <3 And Moon grew those palm plants herself!!!

Also @karatecaulfield Best Lesbians but sci-fi edition <3

Some headcanons about their life in the cyberpunk-verse, just because I can:

To pay bills, Yasmine ends up doing Magneto Stiletto shoe commercials for glow-in-the-dark magnetic high heels you can walk on ceilings with. She has a natural screen presence and likes talking about shoes anyways, so it somewhat works out!

She’s kinda hoping she can eventually move beyond the commercial business and get into actual film and television acting. But media is so tightly regulated, polished, and sanitized these days that Yas wonders if they’re looking for girls even more barbie-doll-looking and flawless than her D:

Also any roles she did get would likely be pretty boring, since media isn’t really about taking any risks that might upset the corporate overlords. But Yasmine remains optimistic! Someone’s going to have to start taking artistic risks again eventually, right?!

Yas also ruled out trying to be a fashion model pretty quick because she finds futuristic cyber fashion hideous and would not wear it for five million credits.

Once Yas gains some fame as the Magneto Stiletto Lady, she actually does pretty well for herself! She and Moon aren’t wealthy wealthy, but the shoe commercials keep the cash flowing in enough for them to buy a decent penthouse.

They live close to the top of the building and have a really nice view of the city! Sometimes they like to spend a romantic evening just sitting on the balcony, sipping drinks, having deep conversations, and watching the neon lights.

Moon starts a houseplant care consulting business and works as a contractor! Turns out in the year 2323, knowledge of how to care for organic material (including houseplants) is pretty highly valued, considering how many things are synthetic in the future.

DiskZone is her first happy customer! Moon helps him to cultivate quite the aloe vera collection (all of which they give names) and DiskZone is happier than he’s been in years. He starts taking some of his aloe plants to the raves he DJs at to give the rave venue a little more of a “jungley feel.”

DiskZone also leaves Moon an absolutely glowing 5-star review on Beep, complete with downloaded holograms of all his plants. Demetri eventually stumbles across said review during his own aggressive management of his Beep account (he hasn’t left any scathing reviews on Cyberdojos yet, but it’s young days). This is part of how he figures out Moon and Yas are also stuck in the game, along with the Magneto Stiletto commercials.

Moon knows all the best settings on the Nourishment Generator. Seasoned protein cube taco in a cricket-based shell, topped with SynthoCheeze and Sour Creeme? Of course! Lab-grown shrimp scampi with NearleeButter™️and vault-fresh garlic extract? Done deal! Mock steak sandwich on bread freshly machine-pressed, complete with vinaigrette and mayonnaise flavor powder? You bet! Imitation spring greens salad with freshly lab-grown Cranberries Lite™️and the newest line of synthetic nut mixes, all topped with the most delicious Flavoring Paste on the market? No problem! If anyone can make the best out of some very odd-looking food choices and somehow make them work, it would be Moon.

They have a shiny rose gold space-age-looking drink-mixing machine!!! They’ve tried all different combinations of futuristic cyberpunk cocktails, although Yasmine has definitely become partial to the Atomic Bubblegum Buzz. Sometimes she likes to play around and experiment with the drink machine and come up with fancy little avant-garde cocktails for Moon to try!

She also absolutely refuses to serve anything without one of those tacky little paper umbrellas stuck in it. It just doesn’t feel like she’s living the high life otherwise!

They frequently meet up with Demetri and Eli for radon fishbowls and cosmonachos. The boys persuade Moon to try some of the Short Circuit bar’s signature appetizer, and she ends up developing a taste for it! Yasmine, however, staunchly refuses, saying cosmonachos look like they were pulled out of a dumpster behind a nuclear power plant.

Sometimes Moon will surprise Yas by taking the Speed Metro all the way across town and getting the good Pizza Cubes™️from that one out-of-the-way vending machine! Yasmine always appreciates it after a long day of waxing poetic about shoes.

Through her plant care business Moon eventually connects with enough plant enthusiasts that she gets her hands on some real incense so she doesn’t have to use that chakra-insulting synthetic garbage!

She and Yas also occasionally get to smoke non-synthetic weed, which is a rarity in this dystopian cyberpunk wasteland ajaidhsuodygou

They love watching this cyberpunk universe’s version of sitcoms because both the plot and humor in them is completely incomprehensible. A lot of media, but especially sitcoms, is so entirely baffling that it flips around to being funny, or at least morbidly fascinating.

The only think they love more than watching cyberpunk sitcoms is watching cyberpunk sitcoms while high. Under the infulence, these Holotainment programs somehow make both more and less sense.

Overall they end up adapting really well to Cyberlandia™️and eventually have no desire to escape this sketchy-ass video game world!!! And can you blame them??? I mean, for crying out loud, it has pretty neon signs and automated kitchens!!!

If that isn’t the dream I don’t know what is <3

As always, pic credits available upon request!

#yasmoon #yasmine x moon #moon x yasmine #aesthetic #moodboard #yasmine cobra kai #moon cobra kai #cobra kai #cobra kai season 5 #(getting sucked into this funky video game did in fact happen post S5)#(btw yes Yas & Dem and Eli & Moon broke up ages ago but they're all still a gay power squad!)#cyberpunk au #lesbian #wlw #femslash #sapphic

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genericpuff · 2 months

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(disclaimer, this is coming from a heartstopper fan! i love heartstopper this is not hate!!)

i think at least part of the annoyance with heartstopper isn't just that isn't a light fluffy ya series, it's also that its another example of how the queer media that gets the most mainstream attention tends to be this kind of light fluffy ya stuff that focuses on two conventially attractive queer boys or men and it also tends to be written by people who aren't queer men on top of that, so not only can it feel very samey but it can feel like other queer people are relegated to side characters in the stories of cis gay men. and as someone who loves heartstopper i get that on some level.

btw by "written by people who aren't queer men" NOT saying that isn't not written by queer people. alice oseman is genderfluid and aroace, becky albertalli is bisexual, etc. and while i think the point is still valid there is a misogyny element in that a lot of the focus is put on things that are written by women or people they perceive as women while tumblr darlings like good omens and ofmd (written by presumably straight men) don't get the same treatment.

nah y'know what, that's fair, I can get how frustrating it can be for a lot of popular queer stories to feel samey, I've definitely gotten BL-fatigue in the past on platforms like WT and Tapas because many of them ARE the same and feel like they're just piggybacking off trends for the sake of clout (and this is a problem in the heterocis romance stories too, don't get me fucking started on how dark romance has turned into torture porn where vulnerable women are constantly being victimized by rich powerful men and we're just supposed to root for that ??), but it's one of those things where like, what might be seen as just more corny shit could very well be the revelation another person needs that they're gay / trans / etc. that the story helped them realize. there's just a point where i see these arguments against cheesy popular queer stories that teeter dangerously close to being queerphobic and, as you said, misogynist, simply because "it was written by someone who i perceive as a woman so that makes it BAD!"

and I didn't mention it in the original post because I didn't want to @ OP in any way but in the comment section they literally said "i dont think heartstopper itself is all that bad but it has pretty much aimed the direction of all mainstream gay comics towards wholesomeness instead of anything more interesting so i want to destroy heartstopper to destroy heartstopper clones" and that gives me massive ick because it implies their sole reasoning for including it was "chill and happy queer stories bad, if a character doesn't suffer enough then they're not interesting"?? why can't LGBTQ+ audiences have more 'vanilla' stories that aren't all sad and angsty all the time? are we not entitled to the same corny romcom vanilla shit that the heterocis are entitled to? why do LGBTQ+ characters - and by extension, people - have to suffer to qualify as being 'interesting'? You're already interesting, you're you! like i'm sorry, are we trying to scare people straight??? 😭 shit, that's even a plot point that's touched on in Heartstopper itself where Nick is questioning his sexuality and he starts googling shit and it's just ALL the terrifying news stories of queer kids being ostracized / bullied / murdered / etc. and as much as it's important to be aware of the ongoing issues so we can keep fighting for our rights, we ALSO need to find balance and remember to celebrate the stories that AREN'T that because we need something to be hopeful for, something we can find peace in. I don't think Heartstopper is some deeply profound piece of work, but it also doesn't seem like it's trying to be? It's a low stakes celebration of the LGBTQ+ experience that's very warm and comforting, especially for those who are the same ages as the main characters who are often being persuaded by the grown-ups around them that it's a death sentence to be gay / trans / etc.

and it's not like we HAVEN'T had popular pieces of queer representative media that explored things outside of cheesy BL, like are we forgetting about Nimona which explored both the gay and genderfluid experience in a very accessible and fun way while still being mature and not pandering to its audience over how society has made monsters out of queer people?

(and even then I'm sure there are folks who would argue "actually, here are the issues with Nimona" , and that's fine tbh, we can like media and appreciate what it brings to the table while also discussing what it lacks in, such as what we're doing now with Heartstopper! progress is a never-ending journey!!)

and also okay, not me trying to be argumentative in the slightest BUT I don't really get the argument that 'other queer people' are being sidelined for the main characters? unless there's something I'm missing here lol (I will apologize for that because it's admittedly been a while since I've re-read Heartstopper so I should probably go do that to refresh myself on it). like i say that in the sense that Heartstopper is clearly meant to be about two gay male teenagers. just like how Nimona is about a shapeshifter who is not a girl or a boy (they're Nimona!) and a gay man who are both trying to change the system that's other'd them for years for the better. that is the story Heartstopper is trying to tell and it achieves that. it also has a trans character plotline that I could see people arguing feels sidelined but I think there's a massive difference between 'sidelining' and just having a B plot ? my honest take with that is not every piece of representative media is going to be able to cover every single topic, it's just not doable for one piece of media to be a monolith for everything, the same as how one person can't be a monolith for an entire community of people. BUT that doesn't mean works like Heartstopper and Nimona can't inspire others to also lend their voices into the medium and create that representation that's needed. That's why we need ✨variety✨ and Heartstopper is part of that variety by offering a more vanilla cutesy story full of good vibes for people who want that sort of thing.

IDK, I think there's just a lot of nuance that's being missed in that poll, and in the difference between Heartstopper inspiring more people to write happy cozy BL stories vs. implying that it's had an actual negative influence on modern art and media in the same way that series like Homestuck and LO have to the point that people think it needs to be destroyed, like wtf LOL Like they're not even comparable IMO and a lot of the arguments I see people making about why it is just feel a little backwards, and those arguments obfuscate the real issue which is just "popular thing is popular and people like to piggyback off popular shit". That's a fact for basically any niche and genre, these trends come and go. Even if the whole cutesy BL trend passes one day (which it will) it'll be replaced by something else that people will also inevitably find samey and boring after a while. This is not a concept that's unique to LGBTQ+ media, it's universal.

Balance is important and I think finding that balance is as much a responsibility on the shoulders of the consumer as it is on the creator. And I don't think Heartstopper deserves to be put into the same camp as stories like LO which literally straightwashes its canonically queer characters and gives those queer identities to nothingburger characters who are easy to shoo out of the plot to make way for the heterocis ones (while still parading itself around like it's actually 'queer rep' which... it really isn't.) Like all three of the comics in that poll are vastly different, serving different audiences, with different goals and intentions. It's comparing apples to oranges to pineapples.

The worst Heartstopper has to offer is just a low stakes plot that might not appeal to everyone or feel 'samey' which yeah, valid, but in the grander sense of whether or not it's had a negative effect on queer media just for being... cheesy? And inspiring other people to write stories like it? I don't get the argument, it feels like it's severely missing the point of what we're fighting for here - to live happy little unbothered lives - but that's just me ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ I'm definitely not trying to be a dick about it in any way and I don't want anyone to think I'm not open to the opposing points here, I do agree with you on the oversaturation of samey BL stories, but it just rose some massive red flags to see Heartstopper next to frigging Homestuck and Lore Olympus LOL

#ask me anything #anon ama #anon ask me anything #ama #heartstopper

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mrvlbimbo · 2 years

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His secretary but in a porno way

Saul Goodman x reader

20ish year age gap, spit kink kinda, creampie, he fucks his secretary (not in the office sadly), idiots in lust, major sexual tension, I can't tell if this is out of character for him or very very in character, Saul talks a big game but he's kinda subby when push comes to shove. Also im warning y'all this probably isn't very sexy bc they're just very goofy the whole time. BUT it is very cute! there's a mention of viagra but I'm not a doctor so I probably got it wrong, ignore me hehe

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Frankly, she was getting a bit tired of being ignored.

Sure, when she got hired by a sleazy seeming lawyer almost twice her age she was actually a little concerned about the idea of him checking her out.

But there was something about him that made her want him to look at her like that, maybe it was because he absolutely refused to.

About a month in, she switched to pencil skirts that were a good three inches shorter and as far as she could tell, he never noticed. She had to strut into his office one day in a skirt that barely covered her ass before she could even get him to say anything about it.

"Look. I don't want to tell you how to live your life, female empowerment and all that, yeah. But this isn't a great part of town and if you're going to wear stuff like that, I just worry ya know?" he shook his head, genuine concern lining his tired face.

"Right, sorry Mr. Goodman." She ducked her head in shame, embarrassed that her unprofessionalism hadn't made him madly lust after her; it had just made him call her out for being unprofessional.

"You know what? Wear what you want, just- Would you let me drive you home?" her heart started beating out of her chest at the suggestion. It was the only indication he had ever given that he cared for her more than just as the person who got him coffee in the morning.

After that she went back to more sensible skirts, still a bit shorter than was professional but nothing to write home about. When paired with tight low-cut sweaters, stiletto heels, and thin mesh tights held up by a garter just above the hem of her skirt, she felt like a sexy secretary from a cheesy low budget porno. In the best way of course.

She knew she wasn't ugly, that couldn't be the problem. He never wore a wedding ring either, not that that would have stopped her.

Maybe he was just a good guy? A guy who didn't have any fantasies about banging his hot young secretary on top of the desk in his office. Although, she highly doubted that.

But she still had no proof that he wanted her. Until one glorious night when she was locking things up and she decided to power down his computer for him, only to be met with the home screen of a porn website.

She couldn't hold herself back from looking at his watch history and she was surprised in the very best way to find titles such as,

"businessman getting a blowie under his desk during a meeting" "lawyer fucks his hot young secretary" "older man younger woman" "office sex"

She really should have turned off his computer then and there, but instead she watched a few of the videos.

There was one that appeared in his searches multiple times, so she figured that would be a good place to start. And she was right to pick that one.

The female actress bore a striking resemblance to her, like if she wasn't wearing her glasses she could totally mistake it as one of her (frequent) sex dreams about getting down and dirty with her boss.

She tried to stay calm, she really did, but now that her suspicion was confirmed he was even more on her mind. And she really started to notice the way he looked at her when he thought she wasn't looking.

Glancing up from his papers when she yelped "whoops, dropped a pen!" and watching her bend over just enough so he could see her lace panties and the bit at the top of her thighs where her hosiery ended.

And she just narrowly missed the way he slid a hand into his pants to relieve himself.

But she had gotten more bold, leaning over his desk to show off her chest anytime he asked her a question. Brushing her hand on his shoulder and arm when he walked by her and always standing close enough for him to smell her perfume.

She also started accepting more rides home, making it an almost nightly thing.

At first he parked on the street and let her walk up to her apartment by herself. But this wasn't good enough for her.

So maybe she hired one of the kids next door to give her trouble one night and make it seem like she was in more danger than she was, not that it could be proven. But it worked like a charm because after that he always walked her to the door.

It seemed like every time he dropped her off they stood at her doorstep for just a bit longer, if only she could get him to come into her apartment.

There wasn't a lot of rain in Albuquerque so when it started pouring one night just before she was about to leave work, she knew it had to be fate.

"Mr. Goodman, can I get a ride home please? It's raining pretty hard out there." She may have imagined it but something in his face changed when she said his name.

"Of course, dear. Just give me a minute to grab my things," he replied simply.

Dear, that was new. He rarely ever called her anything other than her name. Sometimes he called her Miss and it felt delightfully old fashioned.

Their car rides were always quiet but this time it was silent, having to pay close attention to the road due to the rainfall coming down hard.

Despite the rain, he still walked her to the door, his gray suit jacket darkened by the rainwater by the time they arrived.

"Can you drive in this?" she asked tentatively.

"We'll see," he sighed, reaching out and putting a hand on her shoulder. He gave her an awkward pat, both of them cringing at the exchange.

"Wait- Uh, why don't you stay. Just till the rain clears up, please." The lie formed quickly, her thoughts grasping for an excuse to make him stay.

“I uh- I don’t want to impose.” As the words come out of this mouth, the weather worsens, hail coming down along with the rain and making it seriously dangerous conditions.

"No really. I mean like who's gonna pay my bills if my boss dies in a rainstorm?" she giggles a bit awkwardly, giving him a pleading look to just agree so she doesn't have to keep going with her unconvincing charade.

"You make a good point. Plus I can't leave my lovely assistant to brave the storm on her own, now can I?" His words were in agreement but he still seemed hesitant, eyes glancing back and forth from her to his car parked in the street.

"I mean you can, but you really shouldn't." She tried her best to make her voice breathy and seductive, twirling his paisley tie around her fist and tugging it slightly.

"Oh and why is that?" his eyes widened as he looked down and met hers, pupils blown wide although he assumed it was just from the dim light outside.

"Because I want you here," she cooed, pulling him into the apartment behind her and slamming the door.

In the dirty part of her brain this scenario went down a very specific way, she pushed him against the closed door and they had their way with each other. Sometimes it was slow and sensual, sometimes it was fast and hard but she had fantasized about it many times.

But then there was reality, in which she led Saul into her apartment and they sat on the couch in awkward silence.

"So uh... can I get you anything, Mr. Goodman?" she asked, while reaching her hand over to suggestively run up his thigh and batting her lashes at him.

"Just Saul is fine. And I'll have a gin and tonic." She could see the way his body tensed at the contact and she wasn't quite sure if that was a good thing.

"I guess you could say I better call you Saul." She giggled at the corny joke, hopping off the couch to mix him a drink.

"That's clever, I should get you to help me with commercials." She smiled to herself while mixing the drink as she thought of the idea.

"Well, as long as I get to spend more time with you." She stood behind him, passing the glass over his shoulder and then perching her hands there, gently massaging the sore muscles. "Mr. G- Saul, I mean...whoops."

He laughed lightly, putting a hand over hers on his shoulder. "It's ok."

"So..." she started

"So?" he prompted when her words stalled, anxious to hear whatever she had to say.

"Long day?" she asked as if it wasn't obvious by the tension in his shoulders.

"They're all long days," he grumbled, leaning into her touch, much to her approval.

"That's no good. You're always so stressed. Taking care of everyone else, but who's gonna take care of you?" There was no way other than suggestively to interpret her words. The tension of them hung in the air until he responded.

"Isn't that your job?" he asked, his voice deeper than usual. The gravely tone made her want to giggle like a schoolgirl with a crush on her professor and the irony of it was not lost on her.

"Oh please. You barely concede to letting me get your coffee in the morning. Sometimes I feel like you're the secretary and I run a very successful phone answering company." She sighed and rounded the couch to sit down next to him.

"You really are clever," he mused, leaning his chin on his palm and staring at her with a small smile. Then he snuck his hand over onto her thigh much to her surprise, but not an unwelcome one.

"You're the clever one, sir." Her hand traced over the back of his, putting gentle pressure on his fingers and urging him to squeeze the soft flesh of her thigh.

And he did squeeze, just a little bit. But it was enough to make a shiver run down her spine. "Don't call me sir, it makes me feel old." His voice was a low growl now, eyes staring her down like predator to prey.

“Men are like wine, they get better with age.” Her voice was heavy with lust, their faces so close together now that her warm breath was brushing his cheek. Her fingers crawled up the arm of his suit jacket, dark manicured nails clutching tightly to the fabric to pull him dangerously close.

"Still raining like hell out there, huh?" He pulled back, leaning back on the couch and looking forward to the dark tv instead of at her. It was a clear effort to cool down the tension of their situation.

"Yep, looks like you're stuck with me for the night. I'll grab you something to wear to bed." She rushed out of the room, mentally kicking herself both for coming on too strong and for not fully committing.

She needed this night to go the right way so she could fuck him and get it out of her system. But it was so easy just to talk to him, that wouldn't do.

Her heels clicked on the hardwood of her bedroom floor as she paced around thinking of a solution. Simple flirting wasn’t going to work with him, maybe it was his moral code or maybe he hadn’t gotten laid in a while but it was like trying to get into the pope’s pants.

After grabbing a pair of sweatpants for him, she frantically dug through her underwear drawer, coming up with a forest green nightgown after tossing the contents of the drawer onto the floor of her room.

When she arrived back in the living room with the pair of sweatpants for him to wear, he had already stripped down to his boxers. Embarrassingly, she squealed, slapping a hand over her eyes and tossing the sweatpants in his direction.

“Ooh lookit that, you’re so tiny without heels on.” His eyes raked over her body, quickly coming up with an excuse for the transgression. Although it fell flat when contrasted with the hungry look he couldn’t seem to hide.

“Shuddup, you ass,” she giggled, grabbing a pillow and smacking him with it, somehow using the momentum to “fall” into his lap.

Her knees were on either side of his legs so she was straddling him and her hands clutched at his shoulders to steady herself. “Is that any way to talk to your boss?” He teased, reaching out and twirling a strand of her hair around his finger before tucking it back behind her ear.

“No, sir. I guess I’ll have to find some way to make it up to you, huh?” She leaned in, lips just barely brushing his as she whispered sensually. The intention in her words was clear.

“Jesus christ. Is this really happening?” he shakes his head as her sharp fingernails scratch down his bare chest, breath hitching when her hips jerk against his.

“I don't know what you mean.” She blinked at him innocently, hands resting on his waistband just above the obvious bulge showing through the gray sweatpants.

“I mean the fact we’re living the plot of a low budget porno. Frankly, I’m just bummed we can’t drive to the office and make it more immersive.” His hands slid under the green lace and mesh of her nightgown, groping at her hips and leaving an indent from the ring on his pinky finger.

“Would you want that? You wish we were in the office right now? Wish you had me pinned against one of those stupid fucking pillars? Or maybe sitting pretty on your desk?” Her glossy lips glided over his neck, leaving pink marks on the slightly tanned skin.

“Hey! The pillars arent stupid. They’re dig-” Before he could finish, she was smashing her lips against his, her tongue slipping into his mouth skillfully and halting any words he might have been trying to say. “-nified. The pillars are dignified,” he panted out, slurring his words slightly despite only having one drink.

“Aw, they’re really not. But it's cute that you think that.” Her hands cup his face in a surprisingly gentle way, her soft hands brushing his jaw and cheeks as she seemingly studies his face.

“Cute? Seriously?” he scoffed, eyebrows furrowing in frustration.

“Yes. You’re cute. You make this little face when you’re thinking where you scrunch your lips into a line, it's very cute.” The brushes her thumb over his lip, just barely sliding her finger past the seal of his mouth and pressing down on his tongue. He wrapped his lips around her finger, sucking enthusiastically and swirling his tongue around the pad of her finger.

He practically fucking whimpers when she pulls her finger away and sucks it into her own mouth, humming at the taste of him.

“Is that why I'm here? Because you think I'm… cute?” He gasped when her lips went back to his neck, sucking and biting his sensitive skin.

“You’re here because I want to fuck you ‘til the sun rises, but I suppose that’s part of it too.” Her hand slipped under the waistband of his sweatpants, pleasantly surprised that he had slipped out of his boxers when she wasn’t looking.

“O-oh. That might just kill me,” he groaned, hips jerking up into her hand.

“Oh what a terrible way to go,” she giggled, moving off his lap and sinking down to her knees between his legs.

The sight of her on her knees for him, tongue lapping at the precum on the tip of his cock, was absolutely sinful. The most he could do to stop from blowing his load right then was grab a fistfull of her hair and hold her still. “Woah woah, ok one sec. I'm going to cum if you do that.”

“On my face or in my mouth?” she asked, a mischievous smirk pulling up the corners of her lips. He gulped when she ran her tongue over the length of him. Her movements were careful and teasing, heeding his warning and slowing her roll to give them more time.

“I’ll fuck-” she seals her lips around his cock, taking him down her throat until her nose is pressed flush to his stomach. “I’ll let you know.”

She looks up at him with desperate eyes, trying to communicate just through the fluttering of her eyelashes that she was trying to say, fuck my throat.

He got the message loud and clear, tangling his hand in the back of her hair and somehow forcing himself further down her throat if that was even possible.

Drool started to pool at the corners of her lips, salty tears spilling from her eyes and dripping down onto his cock. “Jeez you are fucking incredible,” he whimpered, hands now brushing her hair back gently and keeping it out of her face.

Just as he was about to cum she pulled away, her saliva mixed with his precum dribbling down her chin. “As much as I love having your cock in my mouth, I need you to fuck me.”

She stood shakily, tumbling forward into his arms and back to her place on his lap. She pressed her mouth to his messily, giving him a taste of his own cum on her tongue.

“You dirty little slut,” he murmured against her lips, his hands reaching down to squeeze her ass as she licked into his mouth.

“Creepy old perv,” she countered with a wink, reaching her hand down to clutch his weepy cock, dragging the head of it against her warm entrance.

His head fell back against the couch, hands grabbing her waist so hard it was probably going to leave bruises. She’d need to think of a good excuse to wear something that exposes them.

“Touche. Do you have a condom?” He turned to reach for the cabinets next to the couch but she stopped him, grabbing his wrists and bringing his hands back to cup her tits. To which he reacted with wide eyes and a labored breath.

“I have a latex allergy,” she lied quickly, head fuzzy with the idea of him inside of her.

“No you don't. You’re allergic to peanuts and bees.” He scrunches his eyebrows at the random lie, taking a second to flaunt his random knowledge of her.

“Fuck me raw?” she offered with a bubbly grin on her cheeks that he couldn't seem to say no to.

If his eyes were wide before, they were practically popping out of his skull now. Concequences be damned, he was going to fuck his secretary raw and fill her with his cum if it was the last thing he did. “Well if you insist. But my doing it on the couch days are behind me, mind if we take this to the bedroom?”

With minimal warning he stood. “Saul, oh my god!” she yelped, her legs wrapping around his waist to keep her steady in his arms.

“I gotcha,” he grunted, strong wiry arms wrapping around her back and holding her to his chest as he made the trip from her living room to the bedroom.

He tossed her onto the bed and she giggled as he frantically shoved his pants off and crawled onto the bed to hover over her. “I think I just threw my back out,” he groaned as he kissed down her neck and groped at her chest and thighs, bunching up her nightgown to run his fingers through the slickness between her legs.

“I’ll give you a massage later, sugar,” she cooed, fingers tangling in the short hair at the back of his neck, nails slightly digging in in a way that was both painful and pleasurable.

“Pet names already?” he teased, tucking his finger under the straps of her dress one by one and easing her out of the garment, kissing every new stretch of exposed skin.

“Just shut up and fuck me.” with her legs around his waist, she flips their positions so she’s on top, hands on his chest to steady herself as she looks down at him with hunger.

“Yes ma'am.” His voice was practically a whimper, a new side of him that she was quite enjoying. Who knew the bigshot-always-in-charge Saul Goodman liked to let go a bit in bed?

His breath caught in his chest when she slid his cock into her with relatively little difficulty, despite its size “Feels alright?”

“Fuck yeah. ‘S really big,” she moaned, moving her hips as much as was possible while still recovering from the large intrusion stretching her.

“If I knew—if I—” He tried to say something but his head was swimming with the feeling of her warm heat squeezing the life out of him.

“So that's how to get you to shut up?” she teased, nails scratching his chest as she started to bounce on his cock and take his breath along with any coherent thought that might’ve still been floating around in his head.

“Faster, c’mon,” he groaned, fingers digging into the flesh of her hips and urging her to increase her momentum.

“You don't get to m-make demands,” she growled, her hand curling his neck and squeezing just enough to make him whine. “I’ve been wanting you for months, let me take my fucking time.”

“Touch yourself for me, baby. I know you want to.” He takes control of the thrusting. With his bruising grip on her hips, sliding her up and down his cock and brushing that spot deeeep inside of her that made her see stars. Meanwhile her skillful fingers snaked down between them to play with her clit.

And this is when he gets really into it, curses spilling off his lips along the lines of “Fuckin’ perfect little slut.” “Shoulda done this ages ago.” “This pussy is mine, ya hear?” “All fuckin’ mine.”

“Yeah, you love this pussy?” she whined, her hands shaking now as they both lost control.

“You know I do.” The filthy sound of skin slapping together was almost overpowering his choked out words, the slight twinge in his back not nearly enough to ever make him think of stopping.

“Cum in it,” she demands, tightening around him and practically sucking him in farther if that was even possible.

He obliged her demand of course, because who is he to deny the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen while she’s cumming on his cock.

“Whoo,” she shouted, hips rolling against his with vigor to milk every last drop out of him.

“Holy mother of god. I think I’m dead.” He stares up at the ceiling as she struggles off his lap with shaky legs.

“I think you’re fine, considering the fact you're still hard. Dead men can't have boners.” She giggled slightly, fingers dancing over the head of his still sensitive (and hard) cock.

“Shit. I took some really strong viagra before this. I’ll uh…handle this,” he grumbled, pushing her hand away and replacing it with his.

He watched her every move as she got out of bed, cum leaking down her leg. His cum. He touched himself to the sight of it and for the first time, he didn’t feel like a pervert jerking off to her.

“Be back in a sec,” she muttered, going into the bathroom and leaving him to his own devices.

He waited patiently for her, only granting himself little teasing touches until she returned. “Have I ever told you that you have the most perfect tits?” he groaned, reaching over with his free hand to squeeze her boobs.

“No, you hadn’t mentioned it.” She sighed when he rolled over and buried his face in her chest.

“Fuckin’ perfect tits.” His voice was muffled by her aforementioned tits, but he got the point across by mouthing at the sensitive skin. “Can I mark ‘em up?” he asked, not bothering to listen to her response before he was biting down and leaving red marks that would fade out into a dark purple later.

“Guess I’ll have to start wearing those low cut sweaters again,” she teased, one hand petting his hair while she reached the other down to play with his neglected cock.

“You always know exactly what to do, I—fuck—you’re so—” his words stutter out as he cums again, his spent body shaking against her.

“Perfect?” she finished, quoting his earlier compliment.

He gave a content sigh, nuzzling his face into her chest and wrapping his arms around her waist tightly. “Yeah.”

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whelp... that was certainly an experience, I hope y'all had thoughts about it

I know I did!

lmk if y'all have idea for this pairing I kinda love the idea of Saul with a hot young secretary

#saul goodman #Saul Goodman smut #Saul Goodman x reader #jimmy mcgill #better call Saul #Saul Goodman fanfic #bcs #bcs fanfic

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katiky-png · 7 months

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And she's in his bed and i'm in your mailbox *insane guitar rift* /slight lyr /ref

Anyways hi ! Hope ya doin well , saw your inbox open soo yeah.

Pirates amiright cool shtuff. Anywayss what do you think about pirate boatem :3 [ personally i think they're neat really ] [ love both the headcanon that they're dead and it's angsty and all that ] [ and the headcanon where scar just leaves , and boatem is just " damn , as per usual ig " ]

oH MY GOSH I LOVE BOATEM PIRATES THANK YOU FOR BRINGING IT UP!! YES ANON I AM WELL I HOPE YOU ARE TOO!!

also who tf told you that i love wilby soot ilysm😭)

boatem pirates side eye edition

^^^better quality under cut because this one sucks lol

thank you for mail btw raaahhh

I ADORE the angst so much its actually amazing how they allegedly went down with the ship and scar just has their hats JSDJASNDNSANJSAJSAD

I was gonna write something to do with it and brainstormed different unique ways that Scar could have basically killed them each. omfg scary scar killing them slowly one by one is just UGHHH

I've seen Bee Applestruda's stuff and isjasz's art and AGGGHHHH THE BRAINROT IS 100% REAL LET ME SAY THATTT

anyways, tldr boatem pirates is AMAZING and the angst is so real and i could talk about it for ages

jfc anon what did you say to make them so angry at you???

side eyes fr

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Idk if I'm ever gonna finish the refs for my redacted ocs, but here are their logos

I could make some doodles of their designs or smth idk....

I wrote some info about them under the cut if ya curious (that ended up being a lot longer than I expected so behold)

Taurus

I already made a ref sheet for Taurus so I already wrote down some info about him there so you can go see that if you wanna

I can only imagine since I established that he's friends or at least knows every single redacted de(a)mon and also is a part of the chorus that if he would be on the redacted channel he'd successfully force himself into practically every storyline.

Practically all redacted ocs that I made I more imagine as side characters than as "main" characters so they don't really have a listener, but I guess his listener would technically be freelancer.

I imagine he remembers the cacophony well, even though he wants to forget it.

Gin Asari

I'm very aware that Gin wouldn't really work as a character since, to be a sibling to a listener would mean to not have them have a distinct background, race or gender (or at least agab) since this is specifically an identical twin brother, because unless them and the listener are not blood related (and in this case they are) the characters background, race and gender would allude to the listeners background, race and gender which you're not supposed to do. But because I have already made up the listeners background race and gender as if they were an oc as most people do, I haven't really thought about this.

Anyways, this is Gin Asari! Lovely's twin brother! And if you haven't noticed they are the main character of the oc fic I wrote some time ago. I actually made 4 more chapters for that fic but didn't post it since I thought it wasn't good enough and also people hate fics written in first person for some reason.

I don't really remember why I made this oc either, I guess just because I wanted to explore the idea of a electro-energetic baddy, even though they don't really have their electric powers yet since they haven't experienced a traumatic enough experience and Lovely hasn't told them in fear that they would try to traumatize themselves on purpose to get them. I also wanted to explore Adam's backstory through them (btw I fucking struggled to make the timelines align to find out what age they are).

For those of you who haven't read the fic ("the fic" meaning also the chapters I didn't publish so I guess that's like all of you) here's a quick summary: Lovely's twin brother (who at this point isn't in contact with Lovely since Lovely ran away from their parents when they were 16) is chilling in med school with their roommate: Adam Jessup. That is, all until Adam disappears one day and is found dead in a car crash, except, Adam didn't really die and he just got turned willingly. Adam returns one year later by sneaking into Gin's room. There, Adam descides to feed on them and after realizing they're willing to let him feed on them, let's them live and starts a very unhealthy relationship where he returns to feed on them every week or so. That is until he gets addicted to their humanborn latent electro energetic blood and every week or so becomes every night. The induced anemia and stress from overworking themselves due to their parent's high expectations, Gin's mental state starts to decline. That is until they find out that Adam is a literal serial killer and he basically tries to murder them since they didn't want to continue their relationship. They run away to Dahlia, both from him and from their parents, until a couple of years later they meet Lovely, now a vampire, by chance, and they catch up and learn that Adam has been upgraded to a decapitated skeleton under a broken down rollercoaster.

I realize that I mostly wrote their backstory and not their current story, like I don't really know what happens after they catch up with Lovely. Do they descide to keep in touch with the Solaire clan or do they go back to their normal life? Does Lovely tell them about the whole electric energetic thing? Do they befriend the other vampires? I don't know! I haven't decided yet.

Methuselah

I'm trying to figure out what this fool's nickname would be besides just Meth.

I thought to myself "what was the first de(a)mon created like? What are they doing?" So I started brainstorming ideas until they eventually became an oc.

So Methuselah (named after the oldest known star, I wanted to be the first star given a name but all that popped up was the oldest star), an inchoate, the first created demon, the one who has lived for thousands of years, fought in the cacophony and created the chorus and serve as kind of a makeshift leader of it.

Some may say that Meth here is what you would call a mary sue but you know as they say when I create a character that's the world's best assassin, a science experiment possessed by a god of anger who has a corrupted form that slowly kills them when they use it, they get called a Mary Sue, but when Asagiri Kafka does it it's "I love Chuuya Nakahara!!"

If Taurus is jaded by his long ongoing life Methuselah is the most jaded of them all. Just basically barely cares about the things going around them. Even if they did care about keeping relationships everyone except some of the chorus members is scared of them due to their overwhelming power, both magical and political.

When the ruling council descided to include de(a)mons in it they were the first demon asked if they would want to join as a representative for inchoate demons their response was to spit in their face and say "was that the answer you were looking for?"

I imagine that they are currently dealing with the whole Hush situation, and that in the first time in thousands of years, they're scared of death. After the cacophony in which they almost died, saw many deaths including the death of their first and only friend, they thought that if another life threatening situation occurred they wouldn't be scared to die for the cause, but now that they're faced with a person that is not only stronger than them but could kill them in a second, they're scared of death after so many years of being untouchable.

Miles Deen

One time, my lovely mutual @cyc-chilla once said in a post about wether or not redacted characters get biches, that Frederick only seems to attract extremely shady and terribly shifty dumpster opossum men, and I thought to myself "he absolutely does"

So Miles Deen was born.

If you identify as a garbage dwelling raccoon trash goblin you obviously haven't met Miles

The icon of the two bandaids and the description of "the thrall" doesn't encapsulate him well enough, it should've been an icon of a garbage can and he should've been titled "the trash dweller" if I wanted to be accurate.

Basically, Miles is an informed unempowered guy who was a couple of years ago attacked by a shade, but instead of having all of his life force drained, he only got half of his life force drained and later found out via seer that he would only live to 27 (he's currently 25, 21 when he found out)

He's also homeless because he got kicked out of his parents house after he couldn't find a job due to his clinical depression, so as you can imagine his life wasn't looking too good.

But, he descided to keep living and use the fact that he's going to die young as a motivator to live without fear and also made a bucket list of things he wanted to do before he died.

One of those things was being fed on by a vamp, and that is how he finds himself on Solaire clan territory and is found by Fred. The rest is history.

Fred is convinced he is insane but he kinda likes that about him. Bright eyes does not like him at all.

He somehow always gets himself into trouble and then the clan is forced to protect him in all kinds of batshit situations.

If he was actually on the redacted channel, he'd probably never appear or would maybe be mentioned by name once, just because I descided to make a character for a deleted discontinued series.

Sadly, I think his story probably would end with him dying peacefully in his sleep, since he wouldn't want to get turned and him getting turned would be kinda a stupid thing writing wise since it's kinda stupid to build up the idea of a character dying only to have them live anyway (and his whole character is built on the idea that he's going to die young)

Ezra Solaire

One day, I thought to myself "Christian needs a gay awakening" and so he did.

Ezra is a cayote shifter and part of the Solaire clan, raised by William since birth.

He seems very sweet, and he is but he's also brutally honest.

He'd never let a vamp feed on him (William even set up that you are to be executed if you attempt to feed on him without his permission) but he does donate blood to the clan often. He has so many "I donated blood" stickers.

I imagine he's friends with Darlin', which is how he ended up meeting the Shaw pack

I keep thinking about what his talk with William would be like after the summit, cause it would be absolutely heartbreaking

Because I imagine Ezra was one of the people that wasn't told about the plan, so with Ezra who just wanted a normal life, now learning that the Solaire clan which they already didn't like being in since about 90% of the clan didn't like them, is/is going to become some sort of vigilante assassin squad and also feeling like their relationship with the Shaw pack is destroyed, the place where they actually felt like they had a normal life and a family, I can only imagine how upset they'd be.

But on the other hand, William is like a father to him and he couldn't imagine how it would be to leave him, and he'd also be leaving behind the few people he was close friends with in the clan (like Vincent) and he also wouldn't think it would be right to have William supporting him financially with a house and a job when he was leaving the clan, so he would have not only have his financial and social support cut, but also physical since, I forgot to mention but, he has multiple sclerosis and is disabled, so he sometimes needs a caregiver to help him do everyday tasks (which would usually be by William, Vincent or an assistant William hired). So yeah, I can only imagine how he must feel.

Atlas Madden

Watch out John I'm stealing your name or smth

To be completely transparent, I did create Atlas just to ship him with Scorpius. I know I'm cringe but I'm free

Atlas is a freelancer who works as a healer, but also has an interest in water magic and shifter magic. How is a non-shifter good at shifter magic? He isn't! He likes morphing into a disturbing half wolf half human creature and scaring people in it!

So umm I may have brainstormed Scorpiuses backstory on a whim by accident...whoops...hate when that happens

So going forward any Scorpius lore I drop is my headcannons and not actual lore

I swear this is important to Atlas

Okay so: I imagine that before being captured by close knit Scorpius worked in this kind of strip club where the whole shtick was that incubi were the strippers. The strippers weren't also escorts but if they chose you you could potentially go home with them.

That's how Scorpius and Atlas met.

Atlases friends brought him to this strip club mostly as a joke and Atlas was kinda uncomfortable the whole time.

Until he caught Scorpiuses eye, who then decided to enact his flirt persona and bring him home.

After that, Atlas eventually became his charge and they would meet every so often.

They both agreed for no strings attached, Scorpius didn't really like hookup culture but needed to get energy one way or another, but Atlas wanted him to know that he respected him as a person and wanted them to be at least friends.

One day, Atlas pushed the friendliness a little too far and Scorpius told him that he doesn't need to try to appeal to him so he could feel like a good person. Atlas got offended by this because he really just wanted to be nice, not because he wanted to pat himself on the back.

An argument ensued and Scorpius left without getting an energy feeding. He went on, trying to find somebody else to feed on, and that is when he gets tricked and captured by close knit. With no way to communicate to Atlas, Atlas believes Scorpius left him for good.

I have a lot more planned out for them but that takes place after Scorpius leaves the basement, which as you can see he hasn't yet, so I'm obviously waiting til that happens so I'm not writing lore for something that hasn't happened yet.

So um yeah

#redacted oc #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse

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Okay great! Same anon from before. BTW, love your blog! The others seem to have a clear bias but I love how you keep it real over here. Super interesting as well! Now with the real deal...

CELEBS:

Justin Bieber is super nice, he seemed genuinely honored and happy to be there. Him and Mitch Marner are sooo cute, Justin was so supportive of him all the time and cheered backstage so much. He's also cool with Crosby apparently, saw them talking a lot. Met Hailey briefly and not surprised, just classic model behavior, glasses on inside, didn't say hi to anybody just a slight smile. It's fine I guess but compared to Justin who was a ray of sunshine seemed kinda odd. Michael Bublé did not 'accidentally' take a huge dose of weed, he was joking about how high he was and laughing about smoking more afterwards. Will Arnett is like a drunk uncle but not drunk. Both nice. Tate McCrae is soo sweet! I felt her because we were only like 5/6 women backstage and she was the only female captain, also with an ex who is an NHL player so already has that "puck bunny" reputation, so her being there was cool to see. Her BF was also backstage, but I don't think the players knew it was her BF haha, a colleague and I noticed at least 15 of the guys walking up to her and chatting it up. Ones I remember that looked flirty are Sway, the Hughes (they talked throughout the whole weekend and they're all around the same age so may have been friendly but you know how men are), Elias Lindholm, Elias Petterson, & Mat Barzal. She obviously talked to a lot of people but these I remember looking more like them trying to get somewhere with her. Her and her BF are so cute though! He was very touchy with her. Saw her talking to Boone Jenner for a while, but he seemed just friendly. He is also her ex's teammate so wonder what that's about.

PLAYERS:

Auston Matthews is actually really charismatic. At one point the whole dressing room went quiet and we heard him singing "Baby" by Justin Bieber. We all cracked up haha. The Hughes brothers had a fight the first day, don't really know about what but Jack walked in upset and Quinn wouldn't even look at him. Both with their frowning RBF. McDavid had the same attitude as Hailey Bieber LOL. He softened up a bit when talking to other players but otherwise he is super cold always. Pasta and Travis Konecny also seemed to lowkey hate each other. Colleague told me Travis doesn't like Pasta at all but can't 100% confirm that as I didn't hear it directly, just an interesting rivalry. The Canucks players were like a group of mean girls, they literally stuck together the entire weekend, even if they were drafted to separate teams. Vincent Trocheck flirted his ASS off with several women, myself included. Found out later he was married. Swayman is truly a nice person, I think he and Boone Jenner were the only ones who said hi to the whole crew and also goodbye. Also saw him and Georgiev have a bro-hug after they lost the game and he said something to him that made him really laugh, it was very cute. The Hughes also seem to not like Suzuki, avoided him all weekend. Cale Makar is like a doll haha he is so awkward all the time and everytime he speaks his face looks like he immediately regrets it.

That's all at the top of my head, but if there's anything else you want to know LMK!

ahaha ty ty! i def have my biases when it comes to teams but i try pretty hard to keep it neutral and not give my biases away 😭 as for players i don't have any faves or rly think any are angels so i have no preconceptions there

omg there is so much to unpack here idek where to begin

justin bieber - he did seem so happy to be there the whole time lol he loves hockey and the leafs i think that was all 100% genuine! so sweet

hailey bieber - sounds abt right lol

michael bublé - lmaooooo tell me ur from vancouver without telling me ur from vancouver.... iconic he was so funny that whole weekend

tate mcrae - ya i forget her bf's name but i was aware he was there n they do seem v cute together! love all the wifed up guys chatting her up ahaha except barzy n petey they get a pass. another anon on here was telling me all the CBJ guys & wags liked tate a lot so doesn't surprise me that boone & her were friendly

hughes brothers - jack n quinn having a fight is soooo funny omfg i can't. also being bitchy towards suzuki like 😭 funny bc they're so tight w cole caufield (esp jack) n suzuki n cole are teammates and besties

mcdavid - you comparing mcdavid to hailey bieber is fucking sending me dsiofjdskghdfjklgh he is so awkward...

TK - TK having beef w pasta is soooo funny

canucks - canucks players "like a group of mean girls" i'm dying omfg 💀 lindholm was drafted to a separate team ya but he was only traded to the canucks like a few days before that so that was the first time they were really meeting him

trocheck - flirting his ass off with multiple women dsfknadslfkjgfng his kids were literally on the ice watching the skills comp w him that's soooo bad

swayman & jenner - being sweethearts aw that is nice to hear

cale makar - "like a doll" "awkward all the time" "every time he speaks his face looks like he immediately regrets it" perfect no notes!!!

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its-not-a-pen · 1 year

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Chinese darth maul head cannons

ok so i thought about a chinese version of the Brothers Opress and it's hurting me emotionally. (I haven't seen any of the mandarin dubs yet, i'm putting this out ahead of time to see if the translators agree with me.) Ok so in Chinese there's multiple ways of saying "brother", denoting different levels of closeness and familial bonds, so my headcannon is that Maul goes through ALL of them one by one as his relationship with savage develops.

headcanon Opress Bro's ages: Oldest- Savage 36 yrs Middle - Maul 34 yrs Youngest- Feral 17 yrs

Savage calls Feral 弟 [di] "little brother" Feral calls Savage 哥 [ge] “big brother" at the start.

When Feral is being strangled by Savage, he begs for his life and calls Savage 哥哥 [ge ge] "big brother" it's got childish connotations, e.g. something a kid would say which makes it Uniquely Painful.

After Maul regains his sanity, he insists on being called 师傅 [shi fu] "Master" and refers to Savage as 徒弟 [tu di] “Apprentice", completely rejecting all familial ties. (it's also got a bit of that twisted Journey to the West vibes, but instead of going to India to find Budda and Enlightenment they're going to Mandalor to find Violence and Mental Illness.)

After their near-death experience where Savage gets his arm cut off, Maul refers to Savage as 兄弟 [xiong di] which means "brother" in a comradely sense, e.g what monks call each other, and that's how they introduce themselves to the Deathwatch.

the first time Maul calls Savage 哥哥 "big brother" is when Sidious kills him. From that point on, until the day he dies, Maul only refers to Savage as 哥哥. There's something slightly childish about it which speaks of his unresolved trauma at the hands of sideous, that he was denied something critical to him and he's forever emotionally stunted.

Ok that's enough Pain for one day here's some funny shit:

Had Feral survived and met Maul, he would have to switch to calling Savage 大哥 [da ge] “eldest brother" and Maul 二哥 [er ge] "second eldest brother" . If I wrote CWs, there'd be this hilarious scene where Feral's like "Ai ya, forget about the revenge, intergalactic wars and spider legs. Let's talk about the IMPORTANT stuff! which one of you is older??? because I need to address you correctly, I can't just call you Maul it's RUDE." and then they start counting on their knuckles being all like "hang on are we going by the luna calendar or solar calendar?" BTW here's no "age neutral" way to say brother in chinese and you know it would make Maul EXPLODE if savage slipped up and called him 弟弟 "little brother" instead of 二哥 “second brother “ by accident。

#star wars #the clone wars #darth maul #savage opress #feral opress #hey guys do u like ferals new outfit #i gave him a ninja inspired outfit for stealth acrobatics and assassination #hes got double sabers strapped to his back so they dont get in the way of his flips :)#im giving feral the highest honor i can bestow; a PAINT PEELING shangdong accent #drawing feral in a lil anime boy pose helps keep the pain away #feral lives au #i know i draw feral as Baby Boy a lot but pls understand hes 100% down for violence

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selam aleyküm my dear one ‼️

got a little request for ya, tamaki amajiki x fem! Reader SMUT! so, the two were in a long relationship for over more then two years but they two never went further then a heated making out session or oral to one another, it’s like the two of you were to insecure about touch the other one more then just that so after a long day of patrol / or whatever it be, the two of you decide it’s time to take the next step.

BASED OF; Hotel fun with tamaki NSFW by YUZUYA ‼️

the next step

♧ Takami Amajiki x fem! reader

♧ Smut, aged up NSFW, Top Tamaki! Unprotected sex, pussy eating, breasts sucking, cream pie

♧ sumary: you guys were in a relationship of 2 years and never took you guys sex life, any further then just making out and being oral to one another. Why? No one knee, you both were maybe to tired or busy. You both don't even know but After a long day and not having anything sexual related for quite some time you guys decide to take the next step.

(BTW, thanks, bestie @joliety, for your request, I am very happy with it!)

It's been 2 weeks since you and Tamaki had something sexual. No oral on one another, neither did you even maked out. You both were too busy with work. Now you both were finally done with today's work and took 2 days of so you 2 could rest, but you both were craving on another, so now you were on ur way to your house.

"Ugh! I can't wait to finally come home and have me 2 days off" You say while giving Tamaki a kiss on his cheek and walking in front of him.

"Yea, me too, working 2 weeks. none stops needs to get rewarded" He says while blushing from your kiss

After a few minutes walking and talking, you guys arrive at the house you both share. You open the door and let Tamaki walk in first, and you walk right behind him the house in. You close the door and hang ur jacket on the wall.

You run up to the couch and let yourself fall into it with a loud groan of exhaustion. "Finally home sweet home." You roll over and see your boyfriend looking at you with a smile.

"Whatcha smiling abt love?" You say in curiosity. "Uhm nothing" tamaki said, blushing and breaking the eye contact you guys had.

"Ur so cute" You say, making hand signs that he needs to come over to you, and when he did, you pull him onto you and kiss his head.

"A handsome man with a shy personality is just what I needed in my life" you say while putting ur hand around his back

Tamaki looks at you, and you look at his eyes. After a few minutes, you guys were in a heated make-out session, loud lip smacking and hands in each other's hair.

"Oh god, I need this" you say, moaning in the kiss, while Tamaki slowly takes the lead in the kiss, and you try to keep up with him. Suddenly, you were a panting mess looking up at Tamaki

"If it's okay, I'll take the lead this time" He says while kissing ur neck. "I know I don't do it often but I felt like I wanted to" He says while slowly taking of ur upper body clothes.

When the clothes were off, he picked you up so you could put ur legs around his waist. He began to kiss you roughly while walking to your guys bedroom, you both moaning in the kiss.

When you two arrive at the bedroom, he places you on the bed and begins to make his way down ur chest, knowing you are sensitive there.

"I just love how you react to my touch when I tease your breasts" he says while squeezing them together

He doesn't hesitate one second to begin sucking on ur nipple while pleasing the other one with his fingers. You begin squirming under his touch, moaning his name loudly

"You're squirming a lot sunshine. Love it when I touch you here?" He says in a surprisingly teasing tone.

You moan loudly, but try to keep it down by biting the back of ur hand. You nod at his question, hiding how much you love how he teases you

Tamaki sucks on both ur breasts untill they're so fucking sensitive. You can't even touch them without hurting.

While ur trying to catch your breath, he is already making his way down to your pants. Without a warning, he pulls them down, including ur panties.

"Let's taste down here to shall we?" He says with a flushing face. He is blushing as crazy but he loves to see how you break down each time he is being top.

He opens ur legs and first begins teasing ur tights. "You know... I absolutely adore you tights. They're so beautiful, thick and round. It's embarrassing to say, but sometimes I need to do my best to not look at them while we're patrolling" he says while making marks on them

"I wish to be buried in between them... can I sunshine?" The second you nod, he dives in between them. I begins teasing your clit with giving it long licks with his warm tongue, but after a while he just sticks his tongue inside looking for the sweet spot you love.

You moan and squirm, and suddenly, you moan his name loudly and clench your tights more around his head, and Tamaki stops in his tracks.

"Is it here?" He licks the same spot, and you repeat ur actions. "I know it with the way ur moaning and clenching ur tights harder. Tell me, sunshine, can I take things further than just this?" He says licking the same spot, making you tremble in pleasure, not being able to answer

"Comon sunshine you've gotta answer otherwise I won't know if you want to cum or not" he says licking the same spot again in repeat. "So tell me sunshine can I take things further then this?"

You nod, but Tamaki isn't satisfied with that, so he asks again. "Can we take things further, sunshine? Use ur words, please. "

You gather ur strength together and answer his question. "Yes, you can love." You exhale loudly and feel him licking the spot again, and you moan loudly again.

"Thank you sunshine, you can come anytime, love. I know ur close, so please let it all go"

You moan loudly at his words, and after a few minutes, your first orgasm explodes through you, and you clench ur tights together hard and harden your grip on his hair you didn't even know you were holding.

Tamaki groans happily, licking up every single drop he can find and then coming out from in between ur tights. "I enjoyed this very much, and I can see you did too." He was talking about ur messy hair, messy face, and the sexy expression on ur face.

Tamaki takes off his upper body clothing and then his pants and boxer with a messy, blushing face. No, you were both naked, and you both wanted the same. Sex. Tamaki kisses ur lips letting you taste urself slightly on his lips and when he pulls back his Cock was lined up with ur entrance

"Okay, sunshine, are you ready to do this because I don't want to pressure you?" he says, making sure ur okay with taking the next step.

You nod eagerly, really wanting to take the next step. "Yes, love, I want to do this." tamaki nods and then slowly pushes himself inside you.

Your pussy needed to stretch around his size but it didn't hurt because you were loose enough bc of earlier.

Tamaki paused every inch and then pushed more. You moan longly, loving the feeling of him filling you up for the first time and when he was fully inside you. You hear a moan escaping Tamakis lips. "Ah fuck" he moans while pulling his head back.

"You feel amazing, love. I will now move, but I'll be slow, I promise. " He slowly begins moving his hips back and forth, and you bite ur underlip and pull ur head back of the pleasure coursing through you.

Tamaki moans at the feeling and holds ur hips to hold your steady while you squirm in pleasure.

After some minutes, you push your hip hard on his, and you both moan loudly at the pleasure. "Love, I want more please" you say, pleating for more

Tamaki blushes hard but obeys and begins moving harder and faster. You both moan loudly, and you squirm around more, signaling that ur close.

Tamaki moans loudly. "Sunshine, I am close. Can we come together?" He asks innocently, acting like he's not the one pounding into you hardly.

You nod, and after a few minutes, you both let out a loud moan, and you guys orgams rip through you like a bullet filled with pleasure.

Tamaki let's himself fall on top of you while he already pulled out and caught his breath with you.

"This was the best thing ever, don't you agree, Sunshine?" He says, looking at you, panting.

"Yes, it was love." You answer him giving him a kiss on the head

Well here is another fanfic! I absolutely loved the idea but u first had to listen to the audio so I could understand Tamaki better but I think I did a pretty good job!

If you have any feedback or Tips tell me! I'll really appreciate it!

This pics belongs to @kmixer on tumblr. Please do not repost or steal my idea. Please ask if you can use this idea! If you see someone who stole this, please inform in ilk highly appreciate!

Tagglist: @joliety

#tamaki amajiki #Tamaki amakiji smut #bnha #smut #mha smut #tamaki x reader #amajiki x reader #bhna x reader

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sergeant-angels-trashcan · 4 months

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Thinking abt the YA getting stranded in the DCU (interdimensional fugitives? The mother parasite part 2?) and the Batfam keeping tabs on them because where the FUCK did they come from

Anyway one of the Batboys tailing Kate (she doesn't notice obvs they are PROFESSIONALS) only to wind up face first against a brick wall or with a sword at their throat.

And at first I thought "not Damian obviously she'd have the sword too high" before I realized how absolutely hilarious this would be. They've been parkouring on the roofs of Gotham and Damian knows if he turns right up ahead he'll be able to cut her off--

Before skidding to a stop right before a sword touches his neck. He's mad, and impressed, and also pouting.

"Why are you following me?"

Damian blinks wide innocent eyes at her. "I thought we were playing the game tag. Why would you draw a weapon on me, a sweet innocent child? What harm could I possibly do to you?"

Damian is not scared btw he has five different ways to disarm her and take control of the situation and he hasn't even really started thinking about it. So he's mostly just seeing what she does.

"You're full of shit," she says, sheathing her sword. Damian's a little disappointed, he kind of wanted to take a closer look at it after disarming her. "I know murderous eleven year olds, and you are a murderous eleven year old."

"I'm ten, actually."

"My bad."

She smirks at him. Smirks! Age related flattery, done on purpose. Perhaps she's smarter than he initially thought.

"Why are you carrying a sword?"

"Why are you doing parkour on rooftops?" She shoots back.

"Why are you?"

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

They glare at one another. An impasse.

"Why'd the other ones send you?"

"Other ones?"

"Yeah. The tank, the pretty boy, and the coffee one. They're all older than you."

"I don't know who you're talking about."

"Mmm-hmm." The sound buzzes through her lips, disbelieving. "The fact that you surveil in what are basically shifts is just a coincidence. Naturally."

anyway Damian might actually disarm her at some point. they may rescue some kittens. By the time Bruce gets to the emergency vet, Kate has taught Damian what "ride or die" is and they're besties for life

#kate bishop #hawkeye #young avengers #damian wayne #batfam #dc brainrot #fr fr damian trying to set up kate and bruce is so fucking funny to me #an au au au #anyway he's pivotal in getting dick and kate together #billy: kate did you just. did you just recruit that child #kate: look he was already a vigilante!!!!#teddy: he can't even drive!!!#damian: i mean actually--#david: not!! the!!! point!!!

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rayshippouuchiha · 1 year

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I occasionally get weird and wacky AU ideas. Nothing new there for us voidlings. But I've had this au in my head for a bit and honestly it's mostly just vibes. Eddie Brock + Venom (not sold separately) end up in BNHA. Eddie, who has seen some shit and lives in a wild wacky world is just like "Well, wasn't expecting this bullshit today" and adjusts pretty well. Nedzu of course does as he does in every crossover ever and is like "hey come to my school" Eddie, who is an investigative journalist and has a pretty nuanced understanding of human behavior and politics surrounding people with abilities is like "sure, want me to teach an extra credit class as well?" Meanwhile he never mentions the whole, ya know, alien he's sharing his body/mind with that makes cannibalism a necessary part of his diet. Venom is referred to exclusively using neutral pronouns btw, i respect they use male pronouns but it's also stated that they tend to use the pronouns of their current host and that's is not actually a gender identity thing for them, because they are unicellular goop from space and don't actually have that. Anyways obviously this class teaches the kids about how to investigate stuff better, like what clues to keep an eye out for, common trends in behavior, first hand accounts etc. Part of the class includes of course that Eddie explains the distinctions between hero, vigilante,anti-hero, criminal,villain, terrorist etc because BNHA is hella black and white with all of that and doesn't acknowledge nuance very well. Some of the necessary vibes come from the idea of Eddie pulling tokoyami aside and being like "hey kid uhh how much sharing of body/mind is going on between you and your sentient shadow there. Cause uhhh you're a teenage boy, and buddy over there acts like they're you're annoying little sister so... Can I interest you in some therapy for how traumatic that's probably been?" Cue the debate regarding Dark shadows age because are they the same age as tokoyami? But technically they were only 'born' when tokoyami was 4? Do they experience time when not physically present? How does their bond affect their maturity and relationships? Also the Venom/cannibalism reveal thing needs to happen under either the most absurdly comedic or absurdly gory circumstances, one or the other.

the vibes for this are fantastic

#RayRambles #Venom #BnHA #MHA

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actuallycassidyiambusy · 22 days

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What are some of your all time favorite tropes to use when you write or draw your ships or and ocs?

I really love the size difference one you went with for Bluffy🥰 it's my favorite! Your art made me a Bluffy fan btw. It's gorgeous.

I have quite a few that I enjoy.

My top five favorites are

Size difference. Probably my biggest weakness when it comes to pairings. It could be done a number of ways. Tall bottom/short top, short bottom/tall top, switches with size difference, etc. I try not to lean into bl tropes too much, but it doesn't mean I don't dabble lol. I have a variety of ships with a size difference going both ways and even ocs with it. It really just depends on the character.

Age difference. I don't ship anything with children. I just can't. But a noticeable age difference between two adults is just 🤌🏻

Feminine bottoms who aren't helpless. I see the trope a lot where the bottom is feminine and can't defend themselves for shit. It's not that I don't mind it, I just see it a little too much. I like when the bottom is super pretty, but can also kill you 🫠 which is a major thing that happens with my oc, Talon. I also like tough bottoms who become whiny and pathetic when their top is around.

Puppy dog top/vicious bottom and vice versa. Those kind of pairings are loved by a lot of people, including me.

Demon/angel or a god, demon/priest. To me it doesn't matter who tops or who bottoms in this trope, it's the evil corrupting the good or even the good influencing the evil for me. I even like a little mixture of both.

Some honorable mentions:

Dom/sub. This one has a very wide range. Both could be doms, both could be subs. The top could dom or the bottom could dom. They could switch and mix up their dynamic. I really like power bottoms with doms bc that's basically what my husband and I are and it's what I see with Buggy and Luffy.

Mpreg. I LOVE me some mpreg because it's just so damn sweet. Idc how it happens, trans men, some unknown force, etc. Idc. I will read it or draw it a hundred times over.

Murderer or kidnapper/victim and hunter/prey. People know me. I like the dark stuff. Something about a character being hunted down just UGH. Toxic tropes in fiction just scratch an itch, ya know?

The size difference between Buggy and Luffy is already pretty apparent in the show. Luffy's head reaches Buggy's chest. However, my version just took it a little further because it's my all time favorite. I put them in a lot of categories because they're both bold and they just fit.

To me, Buggy is not a bottom. He just isn't. People can try to tell me all day that he is, but I can't be swayed. That man is a top 100% It's just his personality. People can babygirl him all they want, he's still a top lmao. Now, I'm not opposed to him being a sub sometimes. Give Luffy the reins every now and then, because that's Luffy's personality. Buggy still has that pathetic side to him where he would definitely cave and allow Luffy to take control of what happens in the bedroom, office, bow of the ship or wherever they decide they want each other.

Also, thank you for liking my art🖤

#anon ask #one piece #one piece fanfiction #buggy the clown #monkey d. luffy #answered #bluffy #ocs #romance tropes #ship dynamics #bluffy tropes #one piece netflix #trans men #mpreg

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shadowsandsunset · 26 days

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Spoilers for s7e5 9-1-1 under cut:

So I'm watching live and I am missing parts because of a tornado warning but:

Opening? Funny as hell. Poor Eddie. His poor balls.

Karen and Hen preparing for a baby with Chim and Maddie and then not getting a baby? But a little girl age 9? Interesting.

Buck being awkward and closeted with Tommy.

Eddie interrupting? Marisol moving in? Ooooof.

Tommy being like "I don't think you're ready" ow my heart. He's absolutely right to do so. Love Tommy!

Hen and Karen meeting the little girl.

Tornado warning. Ugh. Btw, I'm out of the path of the tornado warning, it's further south of me but I'm getting the warning anyway.

Buck going to Maddie for advice and then playing the pronoun game "this person".

Maddie catching on... "Now you're more than an ally"

Then.... "it's the same Tommy... Eddie's friend..." With a frankly judgy stare Lmfao

Maddie is giving good advice even if taken off guard but being supportive like we knew she would be. Maddie is awesome.

Then Eddie and Marisol in bed in the next scene...her boxes everywhere.

Also hello shirtless Eddie, welcome back, good to see ya.

Marisol was almost a fucking Nun??? Eddie making jokes about being spanked...

Back to the little traumatized girl with Hen and Karen. Karen and Hen are such good moms. This poor kid tho. I don't know what has happened to this kid but goddamn, my heart.

Ooh Buck what are you doing with Eddie... Eddie is being weird about the nun thing lol and talking about his reservoir of Catholic guilt

"like sea monkeys" "no"

Something something tornado warning

"I haven't been able to...you know...since I found out"

"which is why you're so pent up"

Buck backing out of telling Eddie about his recent sexual exploration...

Hen and Cap talking about the traumatized girl. This is heartbreaking. The whole situation is heartbreaking. Poor Denny, he's such a a good kid. But like...why isn't this girl in therapy of some sort? Shit. Like...shit. I hate the US healthcare system. But something is going on and like...idk.

Again, this tornado warning is annoying. I'm missing half the convos and my closed captions aren't working properly.

Hen and Karen are struggling, which I understand, and I think they're trying but with cases like this...

Now Eddie and Cap are talking about Marisol... And his commitment issues... I swear to God Cap was going to say "military, your job, ... Buck" lmfao

"I would probably go to confession, wouldn't want to get on her ex's bad side...the Lord"

Dog attack? Parallels to the little girl? Ooh, heavy handed metaphors...

Wait, does Hen just know dog CPR? Cool.

Oh yay, the dog doesn't die! Hen is now committed to helping the little girl.

Mara is the little girl's name, Athena is helping... The girl's parents were criminals, died to OD. The girl called 911. This poor kid.

Buck and Eddie... Ooof. I'm not spoiling this. I love you all. Ok.

I will say Eddie didn't seem super surprised about it but the fucking tornado warning drowned out half of the scene. I am pissed. I'm going to have to rewatch this later.

Buck is the cutest little bisexual and I love him. I really do.

Eddie...and Marisol. Nuns. Moving In. Not moving in. Blah blah don't care. Sorry not sorry.

More with this new kid and Karen. God, Hen is lucky AF. Karen is amazing and I want to marry her.

Buck and Tommy! Yes. Yessss. Awwww. I love them. Buck is growing up! Tommy is fucking amazing. He's so gentle and kind and and awwwww.

The boys showing up for the wedding like that... lmfao. Omg. We gotta wait two weeks for The Hangover: 9-1-1 edition.

This episode is not what we wanted for Buddie but uh... There is still time? Maybe? There's always fanfiction.

Also? Tommy? I like him. I hope we keep him.

Also? Friendship is never a consolation prize. If they ever end up together or not, the love is there and that matters. The love always matters.

#live thought process #tornado warnings suck #spoilers #911 abc #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #911 s7e5

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tsuehiro · 2 years

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HAIKYUU Boys as Single Dads meeting you for the first time!

Characters :: Osamu , Oikawa , Iwaizumi , Shirabu , Akaashi , Daichi

NOTEs ;;

¹┊Characters are aged up, they're all mostly in like their 23-25s!

²┊Reader is like in her 20s, so that the age gap is not too much! (I don't prefer age gap being above 5, so I'm sorry about that.)

³┊fem!Reader! ~

that's all I guess?? You can remind me if i forgot anything to add! ♥︎

Btw, my english is not that good since it's not my first language. I'm trying my best to not to make any mistakes ♥︎ thank you for your understanding!! ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)

OSAMU ;; child is a 4 years old girl

You were nearly closing your shop till you saw a pair of eyes watching you. It was almost 10 so you wondered how can she be here by herself. Slowly approaching her, you saw the tears in her eyes.

When you get down to her level and asking her why was she here with all by herself which she only murmured something under her breath.

" i wost *sniff* my p-papa.. "

You started to getting worried. It was literally 10 at night and the streets would be more dangerous any second, still there you were trying to calm down the little girl. You slowly caress her hair while asking.

" What does your papa looks like, sweetie? Or um.. Uh where did you lost your papa? Around here or..? "

" i down't know.. Papa has like grway hair and he is sooo so big " she says while you wipe her tears away. You nodded, slowly getting up, taking her to your arms.

" what is your name darling hm? " She hold your shirt kindly while you turned the 'closed' sign to 'open'.

" i-i'm Usui " she says.

" Well it's a cute name for a cute brave girl like you! I'm y/n. Let's look for your dad~ " you said while nodding and leaving the shop. You started to walk faster and looking around.

While the time past, you've asked some of the guys if the little girl was their daughter but sadly none of them was the girl's father. You sat one of the benches in front of your shop, panting with the little girl as she was still in your embrace. You panted while continued to looking for a gray haired dad figure. Then someone got your attention. You saw a gray haired, tall man who was yelling a name around. You perked up and hold the little girl tighter which caused the little girl to wake up her nearly sleep. You rushed to the man with Usui.

" Sir! Sir wait a minute, please! "

You stopped him and panted a little.

" Could you be Usui's father by any chance..? "

He breathed out heavily, looking relieved. Smiling kindly at you, he nodded while taking the little kid from you.

" Yes! Thank ya a lot! I was looking for her for like a hour now. She didn't give ya any troubles, did she? "

You smiled shyly and shook your head.

" She was so well-behaved! And brave enough to walk by herself to my shop... She must be the cutest kid I've ever seen I guess "

You murmured the last sentence. He looked confused about what did you just said under your breath but he didn't think much of it.

" I'm Osamu by the way. Thank ya a lot again.. - your name?.. "

" I'm y/n. Nice to meet you Osamu! I need to go now, it's getting really late. Bye-bye! "

You waved him and the little girl off and turn around, starting to walk while he watched you silently with his daughter in his arms. He smiled and looked at his daughter who was sleepy but talking about the kind woman who helped his daughter.

" I reawwy liked her papa! She calwed me brawe! I down't know what it means but it's something good, right papa!!.. Oh and i-.. "

And she continued to babbling about the rest ; Osamu listened to her while looking to your back till you closed your shop and disappeared in the street. He turned his back and started walking too, remembering your shop name cause he would come back with his daughter later. Definitely.

OIKAWA ;; child is a 6 years old boy

It was weird.

Believe me, it was really weird.

You were working in a cafe which was near a gym. You always thought it was a basketball team who practices because of their heights. All of them was nearly 1.85-90. You looked at the gym door for the last time and turned your attention to the customers. It was peaceful and all till you heard some girls screaming. You looked through the door frame and saw a really goodlooking man leaving the gym while the girls continued screaming and throwing hands to the air. 'Fangirls these days' you thought. While you were walking through to a back door, you felt someone tugged your shirt. You turn around fastly and saw a kid. 'He is pretty cute' that was what you thought while he let go of your shirt.

" Sorry miss. Do you know where the gym is? I kinda lost my dad.. "

You were confused. Was he one of the basketball players child?!? You smiled while getting worried.

" Oh you want to go to gym? Is your dad a basketball player? "

He shook his head which got you shocked. You were getting stressed about your stupidness.

" No, my dad is a volleyball player. Can you lead the way? "

" Oh of course! Come with me kid. " He took your hand and you started to walk.

" Here it is! " you said while looking down at him. He nodded and thanked while entered just to come out shortly after. You spotted his sad face and you started to feel worried again.

" He-He is not here. I dunno where he is * starts crying * I l-lost him..! "

You didn't know what to do since you've never dealt with kids so you kneel down and gently wiped his tears while holding his head by his cheeks.

" H-hey! Don't worry he'll notice the fact that you're not with him. Don't cry sweetie please. "

He sobbed and all. Then you looked around. A bulb pop out in your mind.

" What's your name kid? Or your dad's name? Maybe we can ask around for your father like this, yeah? "

" M-my name is Kiyoshi * sniff * dad's name is Tooru " you nodded and hold his hand again. You've asked some guys at the street but none of them was his father. Then you took a glance over the fangirls and their now pouty face. You saw the good-looking man and tried your chance.

" Sir! Sir do you have a minute? "

He turned his head and you saw his worried eyes. Then he noticed Kiyoshi is with you while the kid was still looking down while sobbing quietly to himself.

" Are you Kiyoshi's father or uh do you know where can his father be? "

" He is my kid! Where did you took him?! "

You were shocked. You looked at him with the anger in your eyes while handing his son to him.

" Where did I took him?! If you weren't with those little fangirls, you'd notice your kid's lost figure! You- "

You got interrupted by Kiyoshi. " She was so kind looking for you with me, dad! Be kind to her too or I'll call uncle iwa! "

You didn't know what he was talking about but you can see Tooru's eyes got bigger by shock.

" Alright bud, alright. Uh sorry for my behavior, I shouldn't have talked like that heh "

" It's okay i guess. Well I need to go back to work um, take care Kiyo-chan! "

Kiyoshi smiled at you widely while you waved them and left quickly. Oikawa looked at you one more time and smiled. Taking his son's hand and leaving the place too.

IWAIZUMI ;; Child is a 3 years old girl (which knows how to walk and talk, a little bit.)

It was a sunny day which made you go out with your friends. You guys were sitting on grasses while talking and laughing each other's company. But soon enough it got interrupted by a little girl which was crying behind your back. You guys turned your back and the little girl tugged on your shirt.

" Aww hey there little one, w-wait! Why are you crying darling? "

You tried to wipe her tears away but her big eyes were pooling with tears each time. Your friends were confused too.

" I.. I wost papa! " she says and continues sobbing while hugging your shirt. You patted her back and wanted to ask what his father looked like but one of your friends did it before you.

" Can you tell us what your father looks like kiddo? "

" He.. He is so biggie * sniff * i-i don't kow. . He has spiky hwair "

" Well what's your name then sweetie? "One of your friends asked again.

" I-its.. Yumi "

She continued crying while you guys got up. While you guys planned to ask everyone around if they're the little kid's father, she tried to wipe her own tears away with her tiny hands.

After some time, you noticed a guy which had a good physique and a spiky hair. He was looking around worriedly too. You run up to him and he noticed your figure too.

" Hey sir, I'm sorry to disturb but can you be Yumi's father by any chance? "

He sighed in relief, bowing shortly after.

" Thank you miss! I was looking for her for a while now. "

He took the kid from you and kissed his daughters cheeks. You smiled at the sight in front of you. 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦, you thought. You patted the kid's head for the last time.

" I'm glad we found your father Yumi-chan! Take care, yeah? "

You tried to turn away but got interrupted by her father.

" What do you mean we? "

" Well ah, I was with my friends, they helped too! Anyways uh bye-bye? "

SHIRABU ;; Child is a 2 years old girl. (She can't talk that much but can walk on her own)

You waved and turned back running back to your friends. He smiled and turned around too while his daughter babble about you and your friends. mostly you though~

You were at a grocery shopping. You put one of the other things you need to your basket. While you were looking for another thing in your list you felt a bump on your leg. You looked down, back to your leg and saw a little girl holding her head. ' Oh how cute' you thought while bending down to her level. You saw her teary eyes.

" Hey darling, are you okay? Did you get hurt? "

You hold her hand and helped her to get up. She looked at you, adoring your face.

" Um are you lost? You can't be here all by yourself, right? "

You said while putting your basket on the floor and picking her up to your arms. Then you saw a man, who looked pretty handsome. Why is he so handsome omfg- anyways,,

" Kaoru! Didn't I told you to not to run off like that?! You got me worried! "

You again looked at the man who was bowing in front of you. You panicked with the little girl in your arms.

" H-hey! You don't need to bow, sir! "

" It doesn't matter, thank you for your kindness towards my daughter. I appreciate it a lot. "

You tried to hand him the little girl, which got you shocked, the little kid wanted to be in your arms.

" Baby, we need to go home you know that, right? Stop bothering the lady and come with daddy yeah? "

She disagreed and hold you tighter.

" No, she.. Pwetty! "

He sighed and sent you an apologetic look. You smiled. ' How awkward ' you thought.

" Well uh I still need my grocery shopping. Do you mind if you can help.. By any chance? "

He nodded and took your basket. You guys did the shopping together.

How can you not tell me that it was the best shopping you've ever done, tho?

AKAASHI ;; He has twins. They're 5 years old which are 1 girl and 1 boy.

You were a teacher.

So you know who Akaashi is, yeah.

You've always loved kids. Here you were, in kindergarten, playing with kids happily.

It was time to go though. You were trying to entertain kids while waiting their parents. Some of them was late.

You sighed while you looked at the last two kids. They were your favorite, lively, charming students for sure but you've never seen them this sad. You wondered where their parents were. They were never late to take their kids. And much to your surprise, they didn't tell you they're gonna be this late.

" Onii-san, where is papa?.. Papa was always one to come to take us.. "

" I don't know Mitsuri-chan. But! * he confidently throw his hand to the air * Don't worry papa will be here in no time! "

" You sure, Mitsuo-chan? "

You chuckled while the little boy nodded continually. The little girl run to you and hugged your leg, looking up to you with her teary-puppy eyes.

" Sensei, where is papa? Did he call you? "

You smiled kindly, patting her head.

" No sweetheart, I don't know either but I'm sure he'll be here soon! Hmm say now, do you guys want me to read you a story hm? "

They nodded happily and you chuckled again. After some time they were getting sleepy.

" And then the cat- Hey! Don't sleep already kids! You should stay awake till your dad co- Oh there he is! "

You got little ones attention while looking at their father. They grinned and run up to their father.

" Papa, you've came! " , " Dad! Finally! Where were you? "

You smiled and took their bags, handing them to their father.

" Sorry I was late. The costumers made some kind of a mess at the building and the traffic didn't help either. Anyways, well I hope they didn't give that much trouble while waiting? " he said while getting bags in one hand.

" No they didn't! They're really well behaved kids! " you said. While the kids were going to their car, you looked back up to Akaashi, which was already looking at you.

" Well there is a thing that, Mitsuo got in a little fight with a kid today... " you saw his shocked eyes. You got panicked because it wasn't Mitsuo's fault but the other one's.

" I-i don't want you to get any wrong ideas Akaashi-san! It wasn't Mitsuo's fault. I mean it was just- " you continued to tell the events that he only nodded in some parts. ' she is cute when she is panicking ',, he thought for just a while but got the thought out of his mind shortly after.

" Thank you for the information y/n-san. Should i speak with the other kid's parents? "

" It's up to you actually Akaashi-san. It wasn't a big fight since it was only over a toy. But you can if you want to. "

He nodded and waved at you. You waved back and watch his back going to his car. Then you smiled yourself too and closed the kindergarten.

DAICHI ;; Child is a 5 years old boy

You were working in a book shop. You loved books since your childhood.

One day, which was shop's sale day and the shop was too crowded, you were trying to get everyone's wishes done with your friends who helps you around with your sale days.

When some time passed, you noticed some pair of eyes looking at you cutely. You smiled down at him.

" Hello there! Do you need anything? "

He nodded slowly. " Can i get some... Coloring books? " he said while looking back at a man behind him. You nodded.

" Follow me please sweetheart~ " you said smiling and turning your back. Daichi looked at you, confused. He never really saw you here. Well he knew this shop was kinda huge but he never really spotted you.

" Here they're! Well these are coloring books! If you want some different style of them, you can just turn around the corner and look at the second shelf! " you said while grinning.

" Thank you, onee-sama! " he said while holding his dad's hands and showing him the books. He smiled down at his son.

" Well uh, can I know if there's new books? " He said, looking at you.

You nodded. " Of course, they've come here like a week ago! " you said while guiding them to the shop's new shelfs.

" Here they're. Well [your favorite author]'s books are here and uhm I-i don't know if you would like them but I really suggest [his favorite author]'s books! "

He smiled. " I didn't knew I would find someone who knows [HFA]'s books! " you smiled too.

You, however, noticed the kid's eyes looking at you with stars in his eyes. You kneeled down at his height level and patted his head.

" Looks like the young man here loves [Dad's favorite author]'s books too, hehe~ "

You three chuckled. After some time they paid for the books and left the shop.

But you can be sure that, his kid liked you a lot! So who knows, maybe you can see them here more often~

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characters with white hair and characters fighting with needles are SUPERB DESIGNS much agree there. im holding it all so very gently in my hands while spitting on danzo fuck that guy. also??? eden just chefs kiss. traumatic kinda immortality is my VIBE. hows the ability work? can he ever die? hows he get along with belly??? good luck at whatever ya gotta GO to!! byyyee

THANK YOU needle fighting is jst so cool im not rly sure where i picked it up ? bunch of things ... katara in atla in that one episode where she seeks revenge... yeah it stuck to me ...

and this group of oc is a bit of like. "cringe renaissance" like im allowing myself to have fun without thinking abt waht others would say... yes this oc has heterochromia (vik) yes this oc has white hair and incredible powers (eden) (also cody) yes these ocs are twins that barely look anything alike but im doing MY THING im so happy. im free

SO GLAD U LIKE EDEN tw for drug use, overdose and suicide + rest of the answer

i care him sooo much. whats dramatic abt him is that in his past life (in the angel/demon au) he had. a very shitty life and ended up taking lots of drugs as a mean to get on with life until he finally just. decided to stop trying to get on with like. also hes trans :) . so um killed himself by overdosing on drugs. its always a similar past/history with him so i think it's a bit tragic that while he suffered so much he can't just. end it like he did before because his power wont let him. as a human he would die of old age, but his power , while letting him suffer through any injury or subtence, won't let him die. i mean in the end he does find that living is pretty nice when you're surrunded by people you love and who love you so !!!!

im not quite sure how the ability works yet... i think it's a molecular manipulation of the flesh and any thing that compose it, so it would heal injuries, help fight infections, but it wouldn't be able to revive someone if life has already left them/if it was too far along. eden's power being inside of him, it unconsciously protects him from everything and anything as it happens, fixing the damage almost instantly.

it takes a lot out of him to use it on other people (to fix or destroy) and after the beheading incident he fears it so much he's unable to use it until he's about to lose someone precious to him....

belly and him get along well !!! they're in the angel squad together in the angel/demon au and they're supposed to be the two "level headed" ones (they're not they're barely adults with age being between 20 to 25) and work nicely as a team. im not very good to talk abt relationship between characters im sorry !

for reference btw,

demon squad : abel, cain (no art of him yet im sowwyyyyyy), nell, titania, jasper

angel squad : cody, eden, lena, belly, vik, noah

i have pinterest boards of all of them also btw...

i have a lot of old ocs that are in this au as well as secondary characters im very <33 abt this au.

AND THANK U SO MUCH i was meeting up with friends i havent seen or talked to in FOUR YEARS life connected us together again accidentally and i had a lot of fun it was a sweet evening ! i am going to eep now zzzzzzzzzzzzzz snork mimimi

#ask me #the unwanted #eden #belly #i LOVE EM #thank u so much for keep on asking abt them i would DIE for u

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TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VERSION OF SALLY WILLIAMS PLEASE PLEASE PL

AHHH!! an ask!! i never get these!! >:D

anyways- uh!

ok so, tbh my versions of the crps (esp the gals) r a jumbled mess of headcannons just floating around in my head. so forgive me if this is unreadable- (I plan on making details ref sheets in the future!!)

I've always loved the character of sally williams but I find her story uncomfortable and even a little triggering. (I experienced violent SA at a younge age) bc of this I basically changed everything abt her character. so here goes- buckle up!

sally's origins:

if ur sensitive to child death do not read the bits in red

to cut to the chase- sally williams was a 10yr murder victim of a cold case from the 70's or 80's. her body was found in the woods long after the initial murder, leaving it nearly unidentifiable. it was believed to be a crime of passion, due to the brutal nature of the attack. there were stab wounds, minor broken bones, blunt force trauma, and most curiously, a large, deep wound to her sternum.

bc of the decayed state of her body no DNA evidence of her attacker was recovered and, bc of the times, not much was looked for as DNA testing wasn't as advanced yet.

her case will remain cold- bc well, her attacker wasn't some creepy or horrendous serial killer, it was a creature~

"gasp! wow! how creative!! never saw that coming!!"

(lol)

I haven't decided which monster, either the rake or maybe seed eater (which would explain y EJ feels so obligated to watch over sally's spirit)

speaking of! (awesome segway- fuck ya)

her spirit:

sally's soul was left to wonder the forest dazed and confused abt what had happened to her. urban legends of a younge girl calling out from the woods surfaced in the following years, no doubt being linked to her case.

instead of a run-of-the-mill apparition, sally is more of a "thing"

I like to play around w the traditional depictions of common monsters and myths, so ghosts r no exception.

she isn't a glowing, transparent mist that takes the form of a small girl. instead she looks just how she did that night, suspended somewhere between life and death.

the more care her soul receives the more her appearance improves. her physical state is able to be altered, (ie. bodily changes like wieght or injury. as well as cosmetic changes like clothing and hair styles.)

-although things like age, body temperature, and height will always stay how they were when she died.

as for any ablities she might have, here is a small list:

- visions (past, present, and future)

- breaking things with her mind ~wo0o0oo~

- and a sort of soul connection w ppl she cares abt (ex. if EJ gets donked she'll be like "ow" or some shit)

personality and relationships <3

sally is a rather rambunctious and rebellious child, making her a uh- "acquired taste" look- either u love her or u hate her.

she can turn nearly any neat room into tornado ally. as u can imagine, she's extremely hard to keep undercontrol so most pastas don't even try lmao. either completely avoiding her in the first place or outright fueling the fire.

her main man is EJ, he's quiet and patient which is a perfect foil to her outrageous character. they enjoy exploring the outdoors, learning, and yes- even playing w dolls. on some rare occasions sally will be convincing enough to get EJ to play house w her <3 often assuming the mother and daughter roles respectively. hehe

nina is another one of sallys friends btw <3 dress up all around! and lots of makeovers.

~~~

unlike most depictions of they're relationship, sally and the slenderman do n0T get along. it sees her as a distraction and often tries to get her out of the manor.

(I do not cannon slenderman running or enhabitting the manor, instead I see it as a puppet master of sorts. i can go into this furth if u would like lol)

despite the threat of slenderman, the pastas collectively disobey him in order to keep sally around. they take pitty on her situation, and at the end of the day just want to provide her with a (somewhat) stable environment to put her soul at ease.

pic from a few months ago- just 4 visualizing purposes<3<3<3

ALRIGHT!! that wraps things up! I wrote wayyyyyy more than I was planning to- but I thought id go ahead and flesh her out, for future reference ofc ;)

if I forgot anything just lemme know in the comments <3

I hope u enjoyed reading this and I'd love to hear ur personal hcs! even if the conflict w my own. also let me know what u think of these,, ideas(?) I'm always open to constructive criticism!

ALSO MY ASKS R ALWAYS OPEN!! PLZ!! IM FUCKING BEGGING U!! I WILL NOT POST THIS KINDA SHIT UNLESS SPECIFICALLY ASKED!! BC IM INSECURE ABT MY WRITING!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!

#jfc this is so long #tl;dr #shes a menace #also wo0! first hc sheet thingy!! yay!!#creepypasta fandom #creepypasta #sally williams #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta hc #sally williams headcanons #eyeless jack headcanon #slenderman #nina the killer #eyeless jack #asks

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