*The Roger Pirates drinking at a bar together, somebody comes in screaming about some little gremlin shits causing a ruckus*
Roger: "Oof I wonder what little gremlins are giving them a hassle." *Chuckling, downing another beer. Rayleigh and Gaban taking another sip of their drinks*
Random Ruffian: "Damn that clown-nosed squirt and that redhead!"
The Roger Pirates as a whole: (°ロ°) ( •̀o•́) Σ(°ロ°)
"Shit!!!! It's our little shitty gremlins that's out there!!!
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Okay more Roger Pirates except it's about the more obscure members (and Rayleigh for some familiarity)
Taro, their only pianist, has a strange ability to track down pianos anywhere. He claims he was cradled in one as a baby, but others advocate that one was dropped on him. Spencer had proposed it be both, and somehow that had explained everything.
Personally, Rayleigh thinks it explained absolutely nothing, but pirates are weird bastards like that.
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“Only good captain’s get gifts,” he tsked lightly, his turn for a teasing tone, “You shouldn’t have messed with me if you wanted something, Roger.”
“Rayleigh—” it would be incorrect to have called it anything other than a whine, but Rayleigh would allow his captain to keep some honor— “I was just playing around!”
Late entry for @rogerpirateswk Day 1: Fun! Week's been rough for me but things are slowly getting better so hoping to play catch up and finish the drafts I do got uvu
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incorrect quotes Roger pirate ft. Whitebeard and Marco
Rayleigh : It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Roger, blushing: Okay.
Crocus: It's fucking summer.
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Buggy: So what’s for dinner?
Sunbell: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Buggy: …
Buggy: Is it soup?
Sunbell: I soup-pose it could be! winks
Buggy: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Sunbell: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Buggy: STOP!
one hour later
Buggy: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
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Spencer: Act natural.
Buggy: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.
Spencer: NO, that’s not what I meant! Act like it’s a normal day!
Buggy: My ‘normal’ days of late, consist of a lot of panic.
Spencer: Will you just cooperate?
Buggy: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!
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Marco: pretending to joke So when are you going to go out with me?
Buggy: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Whitebeard: And you just ran away?!
Marco: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
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Shanks: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Shanks is such a nice person, Shanks is so happy-go-lucky! Shanks can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Shanks CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Shanks IS be in a bad mood.
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Marco: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Whitebeard:
Whitebeard: I like you.
Thanks for reading!
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I made some wallpapers of my favourite One Piece Characters because why not :>
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Au where everything is the same except Eliot Spencer was one of the fighting cooks of the baratie
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please please please keep your tags and replies spoiler free I have friends who are only on skypeia rn and they follow me and even though i had them filter out op spoilers, i do not trust them not to click on my post when it shows up on their dash
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@rogerpirateswk
Day 5: Banquet
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Navigation & Rules
I used to write fanfic a couple years ago nd then js read it but I want to get back into writing if anybody is interested. I write for a lot of fandom’s but only certain characters I may feel comfortable with, js ask if ur not sure if I write for the character. I am a minor and I do write smut, fluff nd angst if ur not comfortable with that I respect it and u may block this acc. Due to the fact that adults may still be interested in my works I will avoid putting an age on the characters and will specify the arc, age, time, etc. I write for female or GN reader. i have a master list posted with all the fandoms/characters I write for but I want to specify that I don’t feel comfortable writing abt the actor themselves. I also don’t feel comfortable writing certain topics so here’s a list of what I will and won’t write.
Masterlist
I will write:
A/U (depends on the trope)
Pregnancy/marriage
Yandere
Somnophilia
Step-cest
Polygamy
Age-gap
Pegging
Pseudo-incest (like siblings fucking the same person but not doing anything with eachother)
I will not write:
Pedophilia
Rape and S/A
Incest
Any feces related kink
Foot fetish
Male reader
Anal
Usage of sex toys (nothing against I just hate the description of it in fics)
A/B/O
DDLG
Pet play (I will write animal ears or pet names ‘ex. Bunny, puppy, etc.’)
When writing reader as I said before, I will write GN! or fem! I will try my best to not describe the reader to any specific appearance. If you want to request multiple characters, 3-4 max. More characters than that nd I’ll just split it into multiple fics.
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Roger: "What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?"
Gaban: "Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies"
Taro: "Socks are Feetie Heaties"
Seagull: "Forks are Stabby Grabbies"
Spencer: "Defibrillators are Heartie Starties"
Yui: "Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies"
Roger: "Stamps are Lickie Stickies"
Rayleigh, annoyed: "You guys are such disappointments, you're teaching the kids bad things" *pointing to Buggy and Shanks, whos laughing their asses off*
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hoping this blog actually gets going
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Sanji: Sorry, lost my cool for a sec there.
Zoro: Can't lose what you never had.
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THIS IS SO SELF INDULGENT IM SORRY. INSAW A TEMPLATE FOR THE IDEA ON PINTEREST AND WAS LIKE "SAAAANNNJJJIII". HAVE THIS. HES MY ALL BLUE BARK BARK.
also thank you @sanjisblackasswife for the constant Sanji content that I LIVE for 🤪
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