Attention all employed adults in the greater and lower inkopolis region
The jellyfish president has announced a bill to LOWER the federal minimum wage!!!
Anyone making below 1500g a week will now be making LESS!!
AN ORGANIZED PROTEST WILL BE HELD OUTSIDE OF CITY HALL IN DOWNTOWN INKOPOLIS PLAZA
please do not bring pitch forks and torches, we admire your enthusiasm but it will not help our cause
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But can Inkfish go in the microwave?
I MEAN I'VE SEEN THEM WALK INTO OTHER SAFETY QUESTIONABLE KITCHEN APPLIANCES OF THIER OWN FREE WILL BEFORE I THINK ITS POSSIBLE
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EVERYONE PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER CHUM NO. 2,719,584 AND WISH HIM A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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i love when people just shoot you point blank to get your attention
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salmonid off the hook be like: get cooked stay on the hook
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salmonids discover the beauty and joy of life
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and anarchy simply eliminates my body from this realm
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My comfort characters always seem to be subject to unfair labor practices while wearing orange jumpsuits
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The microwave in question with weird creatures to scale -microwave anon...that's oFF ANON???
I AM ROTATING AT A FAIRLY CONSISTENT SPEED
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Is it true there are vegetables inside the Griller?
vebbies
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