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missmoonfrost · 11 days
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Remus and Sirius in line at the supermarket
Girls behind them: *speaking French* Sirius (muttering under his breath): Some people clearly think they're the only ones who know French. Girls: *continuing speaking French* Sirius: *embarrassedly smiling* Remus: What? What are they saying? Sirius: They're talking about my arse. Remus: *grabs Sirius' arse, turns around, and winks* Girls: *gasps, clasp their mouths, and run off behind the nearest shelf* Remus and Sirius: *laughs uncontrollably* Sirius: What? You don't think I deserve a little appreciation? Remus: No one talks about your arse in a language I don't understand.
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fangirlingismygame · 2 months
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[Sirius bragging about how amazing he is]
Sirius: Do you have any clue how amazing I am? I'm Sirius Fucking Black
Remus: And I'm fucking Sirius Black, what does that make me?
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liquidisedfrogs · 2 months
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i can just imagine remus having a diary of poems/songs dedicated to sirius
don't ask e why it'd just be a vibe
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daniellaxwolfy · 9 months
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Remus: Do you want some? — Holds a chocolate —
Sirius: Oh, I would like
Remus: — Takes the piece with his teeth, and leans towards Sirius —
Sirius: Oh?~ — Takes the chocolate, slightly touching Remus' lips —
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James: °-° — Was Watching Them —
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lafigliadimoony · 4 months
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Now imagine:
Sirius black attracting the attention of almost all the girls, and even some guys, not even giving them a glance... Sirius wearing tight or leather trousers, with his inseverable black leather jacket. Sirius practically flirting with everyone, even with the teachers, winking at everyone. Sirius always cheeky and confident, exuding confidence. Sirius whose grades at school were perfect, without committing. Sirius who didn't bat an eye when asked out or received compliments. Sirius with his perfectly combed hair. Sirius and his ever-present fucking ego. Sirius who was the beater on the Gryffindor team, taking every bludger. Sirius whose physique makes everyone envy.
Sirius, seeing Remus smile at him, stumbles and falls, blushes a lot, you can often find him drooling (since the first year), he often stutters when you find him staring at Remus, he often has very hard erections.....
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fuzzbuzzbumblebee · 1 year
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Remus:*sprawled on the couch in the griffyndor common room, very tipsy and blurry-eyed*
Sirius:*walks in and notices Remus with fire whiskey on the coffee table*
Sirius: I thought you didn't drink anymore.
Remus: I don't.
Remus: Pass me the bottle.
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aphrcdites · 9 months
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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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thatboisus · 3 months
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“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.
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soreddieforit · 4 months
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the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history
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moncuries · 4 months
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missmoonfrost · 2 months
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Just asking - a wolfstar microfic
February 21 - passion - 215 words
@wolfstarmicrofic
Remus was lying on his stomach and reading. Sirius was sitting on his bed and waxing his broom. Peter was idly watching before asking "How come we don't see girl-magnet Padfoot with any girls anymore?"
Sirius looked up, without an answer ready.
"Did you actually fall in love with someone? Why not ask her out, if that's the case? Do you need a helping hand? A plan to woo her?" Peter continued in Sirius silence.
"I don't lack passion in my life, if that's what you're asking."
"I know quidditch is your big passion and all, but that's not what I'm talking about."
"Me neither."
"So you actually are seeing someone? But you won't tell me who it is?"
Sirius glanced at Remus, who lay unmoving in his bed, red all the way down his neck. For a moment Peter looked back and forth between them.
"He knows, then?"
Sirius chuckled "Oh, yes. He knows."
"Why not me?"
"If it was up to me the world would know."
He risked a new glance at Remus who was burying his nose even deeper into the book.
"But it's not", Sirius concluded, "It's sweet of you to worry about me. But I'm good, I promise."
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rosieandthethorns · 5 months
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i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
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natti-ice · 1 month
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18+ mdni
Me: “fuck, I need his cock”
Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*
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daniellaxwolfy · 9 months
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Remus: –Being with Tonks–
Sirius: – From heaven – That's not fair! Why I need to watch thiiis ?!
James: Stop being a jealous ass, Padfoot
Sirius: THAT'S. NOT. FAİR.
James: – Chuckles–
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lafigliadimoony · 4 months
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When James and Lily started dating, Sirius thought that Jamelo would replace him.
After several complaints Remus explained to Sirius that James loved Lily in another way. With great patience he explained the difference between love and friendship.
That day Sirius realized that he didn't he felt only simple friendship for Remus.
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starchaserfanatic · 6 months
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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