Ask for OTPs and Self Ships
copied from a now gone post and blog: original url https://glitter-and-gasoline-deactivate.tumblr.com/post/687208822931095552
TW: angst, suggestive content, etc.
Who would end a heated argument by defending their actions with ‘because I love you!’ ?
What would they do if the other woke in a manic state after a nightmare?
Do they wear the other’s clothes? (sweatshirt, bandana, necklace, etc.)
Which one is more protective? Who needs to be ‘protected’?
Describe their cozy night in.
Who would beg the other not to leave? Who has to leave to protect the other?
Would they build a pillow fort together just because?
What happens if one of them gets sick?
What are their thoughts on having children?
Describe their first date.
Do either try to hide their emotions if upset? Can the other still tell?
Do they have many heated arguments? How do they smooth things over?
Who’s the bigger tease?
How do their personalities compliment each other? How do they clash?
Do they always say ‘i love you’ before leaving?
Can they stay up all night just talking?
Who’s more likely to pull the other in by the waist and kiss them passionately?
How likely are they to have fur babies? How many and what kind?
How do they feel about PDA?
Choose one song that perfectly describes their relationship.
Who would get into a fight to defend the other’s honor? Who tends to the other’s wounds?
What reminds each of their partner?
Who’s more likely to convince the other to stay in bed come morning?
Who’s more likely to give the other a massage?
Do they have any hobbies they share?
What are their vices?
Who is the light weight that needs to be taken care of after a party?
What are there thoughts on pet names? Do they have any?
Who is more likely to jump in an elevator? Who freaks out?
Your OTP gets to pick out each other’s outfits; what is each wearing?
Can they sit side by side without touching the other or are they handsy? (lacing fingers, touching knees, etc.)
Who’s the better story teller?
Who’s the better cook?
Who’s more likely to tell a dirty joke or story to make the other blush?
Who’s more artistic?
Who’s more likely to fire up the stove at 2am because the other woke up in the middle of the night hungry?
Which is more likely to swear?
Who is more sexually experimental? Who’s more vanilla?
Who would rescue an injured animal and nurse it back to health? What would the other think?
Who has an insatiable appetite? And what does the other do to help?
Which one would take their jacket it off and drape over the other one because they were visibly shivering?
What’s their favorite type of weather to enjoy together? (getting snowed in together, watching thunderstorms, etc.)
Who would give their life for the other without a second thought?
Who would dance in the kitchen making dinner? Would the other join in or watch from the doorway?
Can they fall asleep without the other?
Would they get frisky at the movies by themselves?
Does either of them have a secret that could potentially ruin their relationship?
Who’s the better driver?
Does either of them have a hard time being away from the other?
who’s more likely to do something out of spite?
What’s a non verbal way they say I love you?
Describe their weekend getaway?
Would they ever go skinny dipping?
Who’s more likely to carry the other to bed?
Do they like watching clouds or star gazing?
What do they do turn the other on/put them in the mood?
Whose the serious one when grocery shopping and who likes to toss random things in the cart?
Who’s more likely to hold a grudge after an argument?
Who tops? Who bottoms?
Who pulls the other closer when they’re sleeping?
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random ship dynamics:
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flirts boldly x equally flirts back
"you want to kiss me?" x " you think I'll stop just at kissing? :) "
calm and attentive x restless and flirty
"how many times have you gotten lost today?" x "well, but i always find my back to you, darling, don't I?"
a loud introvert x a shy extravert
"come on, you bitch!" x "shhh, [name] you don't call strangers bitch-! I'm sorry, they're drunk, I'm taking them to the mental hospital."
depressed but funny A x depressed but unbothered B
"fuck the world." x "right.. but u can fuck me instead.. *a heavy pause* right ?"
babies them a lot x hates being babied
"awhh, did my baby not get any sleep?" x "BABY? the fuck you gon do? BREAST FEED ME ?? don't call me that, love."
always optimistic A x very sarcastic B
hopeless romantic A who loves to read x B who makes everything their lover reads come true ;)
the heir to the throne A x B who tried to steal their crown but fell in love with them instead
"is this--your way of making me give up my crown to you? by making love to me? :) " x "well.. how does my lady like it? :))"
naive, bubbly, and overly excited 24/7 A x B, the secret agent of a highest rank, who got stuck with A because of their mission
"okay, you're coming back FROM A CRIME SCENEE?? *eyes shining* " "yes- uh, three shots to the chest, eyes gauged." "WOWWWWW"
naturally flirty and absolutely outgoing x the silent nerd who tries to flirt back
"god, you make sexy sound so good." x quietly blushes and tries to agree, "yeah I'm- I'm fine, i guess, on the other hand YOU? GORGEOUS."
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Ship dynamic I go rabid for:
You are a complex, nuanced, amazing person. I see you trying your very best, I see how the world kicks you down again & again, but you just keep spitting out gravel and getting back to your feet. I want to give you safety. I want to give you a break. I want to give you everything. I see how your failures have made you think so, so poorly of yourself; I wish you could see how wrong you are. I wish you could see yourself the way I see you. I wish you could see how incredible you are, and how much better you deserve than what life has given you. You think you're rotten through & through, but there's a good heart beating inside you, and all the sharp, rusty armor in the world can't hide how brightly it's shining.
Me, though. I'm just the Worst(TM)
(It's mutual.)
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