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I love you, it's ruining my life.
#personal#taylor swift#lyrics#spilled words#relatable#my life#unsaid thoughts#spilled thoughts#facts#true words#chipsy#feelings#emotions
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In real life, the traddest men I know: change diapers; do chores; are present and playful with their kids; take good care of their wives; work 50+ hours a week to provide for their families; literally never think about the 1950s.
#there is literally ONE (1) guy at my trad parish who is kind of a problem. he’s a) young b) apparently terminally online#and he is surrounded by the other trad husbands who have quietly mutually agreed to Change Him#my life#everything online is disconnected from reality and an aesthetic pipe dream#in real life trad communities differ just like other communities do#but my parishes are not that unusual#there’s a variety of opinion and practice but everybody is basically grounded and sane#our kids may struggle when they grow up but like. don’t we all#no matter what you do you can’t struggle or rebellion proof your kids#I have a foot in at like 5 different parish groups. I don’t attend them all regularly but I have strong ties with them#besides - ask five trads what it means to be trad and guess how many answers you’re going to get#more than 10 for certain#my catholic thoughts
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life update: Im very burned out after very difficult month
my mom got very sick with dengue in the middle of march with health complications after and I had to take care of her and disabled younger brother, doing all chores, going to evening classes and trying to work in between
thankfully mom feels better now but I got horribly burned out after such a stress, always tired and lately its even physically hard to move. I think it's my recently cured depression kicked in again after big stress, but I will see doctors about it...
anyway, uuuuh my birthday is in 1 month! I feel shitty af and am weak so I'd be happy if you decide to draw one of my blorbos (you know them it's good old Blueberry, Veronica Sugar and Ronya. i'll leave them in the tags so you could search) or throw some money at me if you are rich idk
special thanks to my very patient commissioners who've been really understanding and who's arts are beeing delayed by all this
#me#my life#sorry for complaining but oof... im weak and not very capable of handling much stress and pressure#yes im fishing for gifts for my birthday ffghgfhgfhgfj#veronica sugar#blueberry#ronya#personal
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❤️
#marilyn monroe#beautiful#my everything#my queen#my mother#beautiful angel#i love you#norma jeane mortenson#my life#norma jean baker
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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
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My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”
Where the fuck can we go from here
#my life#bee movie#he’s already given me the academy For Your Consideration copy#and copies in greek mandarin and korean#AND copies of the bee movie video game AND pez dispensers AND christmas ornaments#AND bee movie converse sneakers distributed only to members of the cast and crew#at this point i fully expect to find the severed head of jerry seinfeld in a box this christmas#10k#20k
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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
#not trek#my life#professor life#teacher life#ship of theseus#ship of thesaurus#i am on a constant crusade to prevent this from happening#it's just a bad time for everyone involved
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Several of my friends who previously self-identified as bi are realizing they've lost interest in men, generally speaking
A friend of mine who's identified as a lesbian her whole life fell in love with a very sweet and shy man
I lost interest in men a few years ago, fell in love with a non-binary person, and now I give them their T shots
Life and love are unpredictable
And "queer" is a great word that all of us like and self-identify with (along with our other, more specific labels), and I love that no matter what else happens, we're still, always queer
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So that’s how my morning is going.
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Also. In other news from this morning.
I got a work email and one of the guys included on it has an email that takes the form of first-initial-part-of-lastname, which, yknow, generally works well
But his name is Mario Pregler
And the psychic damage I took as a result of seeing the email [email protected] at 9 in the morning cannot be overstated
#my life#i could not react at all#bc. yknow. work environment#but i just stared at it for several minutes#trying to not die
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Literally me about 2 minutes ago before I ordered this.
I just looked up at @apocalycious with big eyes and said "it's oooonly eighteen dollars!"
(she said I could order it)
#queer family times#my life#image description in alt text#don't label this as undescribed#it annoys me so much
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@fictionadventurer You may ask 😂 It was a unique experience that’s for sure!
This is how it went for us:
1) Be my husband. Decide bees are the easiest animal for us to invest in at this point in our homestead journey. Research tirelessly. Become a walking encyclopedia about bees and their keeping and hive types. (This is a typical pattern for him; logic, read, be fun at parties.)
2) Build your chosen beehive type (in this case, top bar.)
3) Visit with your local beekeeeping society to network and ask questions.
4) Finish hive and set out in chosen location.
5) Wait. Keep an eye on the sellers of bees and your budget in case wild bees do not appear.
6) Excitedly receive at work via phone call the news that a swarm is “bearded” out on the limb of a tree on our creek. Feel very So Dear to My Heart.
7) Rush home and grab your hand saw!
8) Start carefully sawing the limb off the tree.
9) Get your wife to finish sawing so you can hold the branch steady so it doesn’t crash to the ground.
10) Carefully carry the branch to the open hive and lay it down.
11) Stand back and watch the bees check it out!
12) When the branch is completely bee free, set it aside and put the lid on the hive. Listen to the soothing hum of happy bees hard at work inside.
Congratulations! You caught a swarm!
(This idiot orange boy thought the hive was a comfy chair and the bees were toys to bat at. Perhaps if he gets stung he’ll figure it out.)
#my life#my homesteading tag#clearly this was Providence. a swarm within a week of putting out a hive??#such high hopes this goes well#this post is not rebloggable on account of the pictures
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Anyone do this? Self-doubt, self-confidence, and self-worth always be kicking my butt 😭
#comic#silly comic#my life#personal#relatable#hopefully#and then I realize I was about to start my period soooooooo#my art
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My Amy statue by First4Figures finally arrived and she is STUNNING!!! 🤩💖 And she’s even bigger than Sonic! My heart is pounding like somebody’s taking a Piko Piko hammer to it
And of course I had to make them kiss 😏💖💙
#my life#my queen has arrived#my heart is full#now they’re married#Sonic trash#first 4 figures#Amy rose#sonamy#Sonic the hedgehog#Amy rose statue#Sonic the hedgehog statue
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I hate when you see a porn bot with a really good url. I just got one called 'prescribed-broadside.' The doctor says you're sick and the only cure is my fucking canon. Beat to quarters.
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