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xsublimelimex · 8 months

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The Shy Little Prince -

CW: Diaper messing & breastfeeding

Disclaimer: all characters depicted in this story are consenting adults over the age of 18. If you are NOT 18 or older, click away now!

He’s doing it again. He’s standing legs spread slightly apart crouched the tiniest bit completely silent. He thinks I haven’t noticed but mommy notices everything when it comes to her little prince. Mommy knows that position means one thing and one thing only, he’s messing his diapie.

He’s so cute all red faced clutching his toy blocks squeezing down as he attempts to make his mess. This is probably his second poop in two hours and I can tell he’s embarrassed but little does he know it’s all mommy’s doing. It’s been three days and he hasn’t made a single mess which of course meant I was worried.

Instead of his usual cranapple juice I subbed it for half prune juice to help get him going and boy has it worked wonders! But I know my baby and I can tell he’s distressed which just doesn’t do.

“Sweetie come sit on mommy’s lap.” I call out to him. He looks over and shakes his head, his thumb slips into his mouth. Oh my poor baby he must be feeling even more little than usual. “Baby boy, come to mommy’s lap it’s okay.” I say as softly as I can hand outstretched toward him.

He hesitates as he slowly makes his way over. His diaper is so full he has the cutest little waddle as he approaches. The scent of his mess makes itself known but he’s my sweetie pie so it doesn’t bother me in fact it makes me so happy to know he’s finally emptied his tummy.

My poor baby was having tummy aches for the past few days and I’m just glad it’s over. He rubs at his tear filled eyes as he stops in front of me.

I pull his thumb from his mouth and his lower lip trembles as tears threaten to spill over his eyes. “Baby what has you so upset? Is it your messy diaper? Is that what has you so distraught?” I ask him softly. He looks away and nods his head.

“I’m sorry mommy, I kept messing myself. I couldn’t hold it” he sobs and covers his face with his hands. His shoulders shake with the force of his sobs and my heart just breaks.

I pull him onto my lap, messy diaper and all. I cradle his head on my shoulder and rub his back. “Sweetie please calm down. Mommy would never get upset with you messing yourself. In fact I love it because it means I’m feeding you well and that your tummy is happy.” I speak softly as I rub my thumb across his cheek.

He looks up at me with tears in his eyes and his his lips pursed in disbelief. “Really mommy? But I’m so stinky now.” He whines and I laugh.

“Well baby boy you won’t be stinky for long because mommy’s gonna clean that cute little butt right up and you’ll be in a clean new diapie in no time. So no need to get so upset right?” I boop his nose and his eyes brighten as a smile overcomes his lips. He nods and pulls at the neckline of my v neck top indicating what he needs at that moment.

“Now I think my sweet little prince needs mommy’s milkies before he can get changed, is mommy right?” I ask in a knowing tone. I pull up my top and pull my large heavy tit out of my breastfeeding bra. He looks at my leaking nipple with hungry eyes as his lips open slightly a bit of drool is already leaking out. My poor baby.

“Open wide my sweet little angel.” His lips spread wider and I slip my nipple into his mouth. He begins to suck hungrily as if it’s his last time suckling on mommy’s tits. I gasp as my pussy clenches. He squeezes my tit sucking up as much milk as he can. He closes his eyes and hums as he drinks and it’s the most pure innocent sight I’ve ever seen. His hand pulls at my other boob so I slip my top of completely and snap my bra off.

He hums in approval eliciting a laugh from me. I stroke his forehead and lean down and kiss it. I moan as his fingers find my other nipple and squeeze it, milk dribbling out. “There you go sweetie, keep suckling on mommy’s tits. Such a good little boy.” He starts whining and wiggling his butt.

His hand goes to the back of his diaper and presses down on his mess squishing it against his butt in an attempt to hold in his poopy. Poor baby needs too poop again but is too shy.

I press down hard on his lower belly and he cries out. I quickly slip my hand down to the back of his diapie pushing away his hand and feel as he pushes out a big mess. He grunts and whines around my nipple as he keeps pushing more out. His diaper getting so full to the point that it’s so pushed out you can see inside a bit. “It’s okay honey you can mess as much as you need mommy will take care of it. You look so beautiful with your forehead all scrunched like that trying to squeeze your poopy out.”

I squeeze it the back of his diaper and smush it against his booty. “Good boy I love when you make messes for mommy.”

He sighs as he pisses his diaper the warmth spreading against my belly as he goes. He closes his eyes and begins suckling even harder finally relaxed after making his mess. “Such a good little boy.” I say quietly as I stroke his hair back as he drinks.

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f10werfae · 10 months

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A Daddy’s girl

pairing: Dad!Ari Levinson x Milf!Reader

summary: Dad!Ari and Milf!Reader give their babygirl her well needed bath and reward themselves with a bit of soft kissy sex (soft!dom!ari) (slight somnophilia/cockwarming)

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“youre so perfect momma, so good to our precious” Ari mumbled into Y/n’s ear, hugging her closely from behind, one of his hands groping her breast greedily as her vest now had wet patches from her milk leaking through. “I want you to use me baby, take what you need from me okay? You deserve it” He whispered kissing down her nape, feeling her shiver and nuzzle her ass back onto him.

“awh hey babygirl, ya love bein’ with your momma don’t ya pretty girl” Ari cooed letting his hand run over his baby girl’s head, her cute little face grinning under the water as his wife gently poured water over her. At 2 months old she was the cutest tiny thing, Ari and Y/n were absolutely smitten with the life they had created, “Babe, babe look she’s doin’ that same face you do” Y/n giggled watching while her babygirl squirmed and formed that famous Levinson grump on her face.

Grabbing their camera from the bathroom counter Ari quickly snapped a shot of his best girls in the bathtub, his wife and babygirl so clearly full of love for each other, even though he was sure their babygirl was more likely milk drunk having just been breastfed by her momma, his perfect wife. “You’re so beautiful ya know that?” Leaning over the tub he let his forehead lean against Y/n’s his lips meeting hers briefly before their babygirl starting cooing again clearly not liking the fact she wasn’t the centre of attention.

“Hm it’s okay pretty you’re still momma’s number one angel, daddy’s just a stinky man” Y/n joked cuddling a now towel covered baby into her chest. “Stinky huh? Well if I remember right i’m not the one that’s shit herself twice today” Ari said giving his little girl the stink eye, her tiny fists already reaching out for him with her mouth opening for a little yawn to make its way out. Kissing her husband’s neck sloppily, Y/n got out of the bathtub after her daughter leaving Ari to dry and dress their babygirl.

“Youre so pretty ya know that? Yes you do” Setting her onto the changing table Ari quickly put on her diaper, “I know pretty its so cold out here isn’t it? Dada’s nearly done baby” He reassured her, watching as she reacted to the cold lotion on her skin, clearly wanting some warmth from her daddy. Choosing a soft blue onesies accompanied by her sleep snuggie, he got her all wrapped up and in his arm within minutes, her sweet soft baby scent filling his nostrils as he cupped her head against his broad shoulder.

Mini Levinson lifted her head up slightly giving her daddy the biggest set of puppy eyes before her head become too heavy and she had to set it back down; effectively pulling at his heartstrings once again. “You got those eyes from your momma, both of you got daddy under your spell, you’re daddy’s perfect lil angel, all mommy’s and mine’s” He whispered nuzzling his nose against hers, softly padding into their bedroom he spotted his wife changed and only wearing one of his oversized tanks.

“There’s my girl” Y/n cooed brushing out her hair, instantly putting the hairbrush down to rush over and pepper her mini me in kisses, the tiny tot soon finding comfort in the binky Y/n put in her mouth. The tiny suckling sounds filling the room as her eyes slowly shut, her fists grabbing tightly onto her daddy’s shirt.

“She loves her dada” Y/n whispered tucking her in tighter into her snuggie, “Hell yeah she does, she’s my babygirl” Ari whispered, “Wait for me in bed momma, i’ll put our little precious down for the night alright? You’ve done enough for us today” Without another word Ari found himself in the room next door, a pastel purple room filled with all the toys, books and necessities for their growing girl. Her bassinet sat right in the corner with no pillows or blankets, for safety reasons, but her cute little night light sat down by the floor giving her some comfort.

“See ya in the mornin’ sweetpea, daddy’s gonna miss ya tonight” Gently setting the half asleep Levinson into her bassinet, he patted her bottom and back for a few minutes to lull her into a deep sleep, until he finally found it okay to step out. Turning on the white noise machine he tiptoed back to their bedroom, breathing out a sigh of relief when he saw his wife just cuddled up waiting for him on his side of the bed.

“Hey hotstuff don’t you look delicious” Ari chuckled crawling over to her, plopping himself right on top of her, his weight pinning her down in a comforting way. “You’re so funny, daddy” Y/n teased kissing his pink plump lips, letting her tongue mingle with his for a short wet kiss before he nuzzled his head into the crook of her neck; his arms wrapping around her soft belly bringing her close against his chest. “momma ya know what that name does ta me, makes me wanna make you big n’ full of me again” He growled slowly grinding his hardening cock against her bare ass..

“I-i’m tired Ari baby, our baby boo had me running in circles today” She whined feeling her body start to calm, although a part of her felt the wetness start to pool around her thighs. “I know she did, our little girl tired herself out, was sleepin’ by the time I got her into the crib” He chuckled just softly humping their bodies together, her quiet whines and whimpers causing him to smile and kiss her out of pride.

“Need you inside honey, wanna feel you closer” Pulling Ari’s hand up inside her vest, she let it rest on her wet milky breasts, before using her hands to pull out his pre-cum leaking cock from inside his sweatpants. “feel the heat radiating from your pussy? all the love she has to give daddy” Both of them let out strained gasps once he slid in easily, knowing they hadn’t felt this close in weeks since their babygirl had most of their devoted attention. “I love you so much beautiful”

“I-I love you too Ari- fuck” Crying out her legs started to shake once Ari’s hand had snuck around and started to toy with her precious little button, her swollen clit begging to be played with as it stood proud out of her thick lips. “Don’t touch there d-“ Ari’s fingers slowly and carefully traced over the stretch marks which now littered her stomach and thighs, something he knew had thrown her off.

“They mean a lot to me so let me love them as if they're mine and not yours." He whispered back, feeling her pussy clench around his cock every few seconds, signifying that she was nearing her finish. To stimulate her even further his thick fingers found her wet hard nipples, tugging at them to squirt more milk out onto the vest which now clung to her like a swimsuit; no doubt their bedsheets were now soaked.

“M’gonna cum babe, so bad” Y/n whimpered reaching back to cling onto the hair at the back of Ari’s neck, her voice muffled as Ari stuck his milk soaked fingers into her mouth before putting it into his, “Milk tastes so good momma” Their bodies rocked and humped without abandon, the sound of skin slapping filled the room, the cool air conditioning preventing them from becoming stuffy. It only took a few more seconds before the band in her stomach snapped and she creamed all over his cock, him in turn filling her to the brim, a cream mixture collecting at the base of his cock.

“You want me to pull out baby? or plug you up with my cock and keep you full”

“Stay, I want you to stay in me daddy” She shuddered trying to shuffle back, trying to stuff more of him inside her, keeping her warm and stuffed just like she wanted. Eventually the both of them fell asleep, with him slowly fucking her throughout the night, even finding himself being fucked awake when she rode him at the first sign of daylight just before their parental duties came into full swing. God how he loved his woman.

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prazinos · 1 year

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Could you write one with Xavier where reader is a ghost and she's super shy so she stalks him in her invisible form trying to figure out a way to talk to him and he figures it out so he goes somewhere and masturbates trying to throw her off guard and then he just dominates her?? You can make it as kinky as you want

I See You

OKAY BUT I ACTUALLY HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS IDEA AND I DO HOPE YOU LIKE IT ANON 🫶🫶

Summary: You’ve been following Xavier Thorpe around school for a few months now, and you like to believe you’re good at being invisible. You are a ghost after all.

Disclaimer ~ I do not support Percy Hynes White, this is about the character and not the actor.

WARNINGS! ~ Minors DNI | Oral {M} | Masturbation {M} | Fingering {F} | Use of words such as slut | PiV | Fluff at the end {reader is a bit worried}

You never liked being the centre of attention, you never saw the appeal. Whenever you had a birthday party (though you begged your parents not to have one) you always felt sick to the stomach because you felt countless eyes on you at all times.

It didn’t help that you had a massive crush on Xavier Thorpe, literally one of the cutest guys at Nevermore. He was also quite popular which was also a downside.

But there was just something about him that you couldn’t help but love, he was always so kind to you. When you did show yourself in the halls nobody really saw you anyway, except for him. Always waving or smiling as he walks by.

You know it’s probably not the best way to go around having a crush but you didn’t know how to talk to him but you liked seeing him so you used your abilities to..stalk him.

You hated the term really, it wasn’t like stalking in a creepy way more in an admirable way, although you supposed that’s how all stalkers felt.

Today was like any other. You finished your classes, went to your dorm and changed into your night gown and quickly ran out the door. You walked around the large school invisibly (literally and metaphorically) looking for any indications of where Xavier may be (you didn’t know where he would be at all times so obviously you’re not a stalker, right?) and as you turned the corner towards the Poe statue you see Xavier looking around making sure no people are around before snapping twice.

You stepped as quietly as you could quickly following Xavier down to the secret library. He walks down the stairs and leans against the shelving of the library.

He smirks to himself, why? You don’t know you walk closer to him, not much room between the two of you as he reaches down to palm himself through his sweatpants.

Your eyes widen as he leans his head back sighing as he pleasures himself. Your thighs clench on instinct. It was wrong to be watching him do this, hell it was wrong to be following him in the first place

‘Shit Y/N’

You gasp and his eyes shoot open as he smiles widely. He reached out grabbing your neck and pinning you against the shelves. Your invisibility is quickly gone. You stand there nervously, but also extremely turned on.

How did he know? You had been so careful around him while invisible.

‘I know you’ve been following me Y/N, god I’ve known for months. Trying to figure out how to catch you’ he smiles before removing his hand from your neck, his hands going to grip your hips tightly.

He kisses your neck, bites your neck, you can’t help but moan at the sensation. Your legs feel like jelly as he continues to leave marks all over your neck and collarbone.

‘Is this okay?’ He asks. He’s so sweet, even during (what you hoped would lead to) sex. You nodded looking into his eyes

‘Words princess’ he said tapping your left hip with his finger

‘Yes..please, please Xavier want it so bad’ you whined

He chuckles at your desperation taking a step back to get a view of you in your nightgown. He had to hold back a groan because of how sweet and delicate you looked.

You rubbed your thighs together again and he stepped forward to you again.

‘What d’you want princess?’ He asks dragging a hand up and down your thigh.

‘Want to um- want to-‘

‘Come on princess I know you can do it’

‘Iwanttosuckyourcock’

‘What was that?’ He asked knowing damn well what you said. You glared at him slightly as he just smiles back at you.

‘I..want to suck your cock’ you rush out once more. He chuckles before pulling his sweatpants and boxers down far enough so he could reveal his cock, it glistened with precum and you wondered if you really had the same effect as he did on you.

You wrap a hand around the base before licking a stripe up the underside of his cock. You look up at him through your lashes before taking him in your mouth inch by inch.

As you get to the base of his shaft you resist the urge to gag before he bucks into your mouth making you gag.

‘Oh princess I’m sorry’ he says, and although your eyes are blurry you can hear the smirk in his voice.

You take him in your mouth once again, this time not all the way, you take him in about halfway and begin bobbing your head. He moaned and you could’ve sworn he whimpered above you. You look up at him once again and he just looks so attractive like this.

‘Jesus Christ your mouth feels so good Y/N’

You bob your head more feverishly, you can tell he’s getting closer to the edge because he starts whimpering more.

Suddenly he pulls you off him and you look up at him confused. He grins at you before pulling you to your feet.

‘Don’t want to come in your mouth sweetheart’ he whispers into your ear. You shiver at the thought of feeling his cum coat your walls and moan quietly.

He lifts your night gown bunching it at your hips before looking at you once again

‘You still okay with this?’ He asks.

Remembering what he had said earlier you respond ‘yes, please Xavier’.

He smirks before looking down at your cunt.

‘No panties? God you’re such a slut princess’

You moan as he plunges a finger into your dripping heat. You throw your head back against the bookshelves once more.

He curls his fingers, it’s not enough. You need more

‘More Xavier, please’ you whimper. He looks up at you smirking before entering a second finger into you. You moan at the slight stretch, you realise only now that it’s been a while since you got yourself off.

‘Come on baby, wanna see how pretty you look when you cum on my fingers’ Xavier says kissing and biting your neck.

You feel your orgasm crashing over you with a loud moan, he continues to finger you, making it last as long as possible for you.

Once you come back down he removes his fingers and you moan as he sticks his fingers in his mouth. He groans at your taste before gripping your hips once more.

‘Need you to jump sweetheart’ he says and you do as he says jumping as one hand wraps around your ass. You never realised how strong he was. He aligns himself with your entrance. Looking up at you one more time and you nod in return.

He plunges himself into you inch by inch until you’re rested against the base of his cock. Your eyes sting at the stretch he creates, he leans in and kisses you softly. Oh my god, Xavier Thorpe is kissing you.

You start attempting to grind yourself against his dick and he takes it as you want him to move, so he does, ruthlessly.

He pounds into you at a fast pace and you can’t help but let out moans every time his dick hits that special place inside you.

‘God look at you. You’re such a slut, stalking me around the school just to get fucked in the secret library. What if somebody finds us? Oh but you’d like that wouldn’t you’

You can only nod as he continues to pound into you, loud slaps filling the library. He reaches down between the two of you and rubs at your clit.

You instinctively clench down and he groans loudly. Tears are streaming down your face as he continues to rub at your clit.

‘Close ‘m close Xavier’ you whine.

‘Cum, come on pretty girl I want you to cum all over my cock’ it was if a tsunami of pleasure washed over you. Your vision went white as you felt him spill into you.

You come down from your second orgasm and Xavier sets you down on your feet, smoothing down your night gown. You look up at him nervously and his eyebrows furrow with concern.

‘Was that a one time thing? Were you um, just using me to get off?’ You ask quietly.

He looks down at you and kisses your forehead.

‘Oh princess of course not, I do actually really like you’ he smiles.

‘Wait but how did you know I’ve been following you?’ You ask

‘You’re not very quiet pretty girl, you’re a bad ghost’ he smiles as you chuckle a little.

You go to take a step but your legs feel like jelly, he looks almost too proud as you glare up at him.

He bends to swiftly pick you up and carry you outside to his dorm.

He smiles as he watches your peaceful form drift off to sleep

A/N ~ Hope this was okay ! I think it’s pretty good for like my second smut ever !

Have a good day/night my loves <3

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bizarrelittlemew · 3 months

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okay. i just watched the movie Snakeskin (2001). i bought a physical dvd in the year of our lord 2024 because Taika has 6.5 minutes of screentime in it. and now i'm sitting here trying to process wtf i just watched asjdhfdjsk so here are the highlights (thank you Meow @blakbonnet for going through this experience with me)

first of all, enjoy these screenshots from the trailer (i'm still not sure if they're mandatory disclaimers?):

...but say yes to snake imagery, because there will be a lot of it

we are definitely in 2001. this is extremely apparent throughout the whole movie. but especially from this girl's hair

Taika's character (Nelson) and his girlfriend (Daisy, pictured above) drive around in a repurposed ice cream truck and sell drugs btw. it's called Mr. Trippy.

main character Alice (Melanie Lynskey) is a huge fan of ✨America✨. her best friend is in love with her but she only wants Bad Boys. also said friend's name is Johnny but it's actually Craig

ALSO Craig-slash-Johnny is played by Dean O'Gorman (Fili)??!?!?!?

their hobby is to drive around picking up hitchhikers but only those who look not boring

enter The American. this guy is the most American you have ever seen. americans wish they could be as American as this guy. no one else has ever Americaned harder.

as you can see, i'm not lying. he even says "howdy ma'am" so we're convinced he is a real American

three skinheads are after The American because he stole their drugs (i think). he also stole drugs from Nelson and Daisy, who now owe money and/or drugs to their boss, who also has beef with The American for reasons i'm still not totally sure of

The American not only steals drugs and money, he also has a real gun(!!!) and fucks pretty much everyone?

"darlin'. u gotta earn the raaaiht. ter wear snakeskins 😎"

oh my god the sunglasses emoji just reminded me of the fucking sunglasses oh no i'm not sure i can do this akjsdhjsk this will make sense later i promise

do not learn gun safety from this movie

at one point, there is a whole lotta sheep. we are, after all, in Aotearoa New Zealand. and ok this had the cutest moment of Taika yelling "SHEEPY" out of a car

there's a scene where uhm. uhhh no not gonna describe this i think but. yeah fair warning this movie has some period-typical homophobia let's just say 💀 this is the live reaction:

MOVING ON

if you enjoy the 2000s aesthetic of "look how edgy we are doing drugs" *colorful-haired people on couches in dark club* *echo-y laugh* *hallucinations* *it's mushrooms look it's mushrooms we're doing psychedelics* then this is the movie for you my friend

oh and Alice also did acid at some point while being very "i've totally done drugs before" about it (((doubt)))

GIRL GET UP FROM THAT DIRTY BATHROOM FLOOR

[New Zealand accent] "wow. six and acid." yes she is living all her american dreams as you can see

by nighttime, all three cars (main characters, mr. trippy, and the nazimobile) and the motorcycle (mr. drug boss) have made it pretty far up the mountain, it seems. cute moment between mr. drug boss and nelson. look how :D he is!

but you know a movie with Taika in it needs to have a father figure talk down to him so he gets very 🥺 right after this

lots of shit goes down (i won't spoil too much if by any chance you still want to watch this) and it turns out that the older skinhead guy is the best actor in the movie??

and NOW things get weird

Craig and The American have so much beef by now that they decide to solve it by russian roulette

Alice's reaction to this is something like "ugh, you guys are crazy, i can't watch this 🙄"

like she just walks away?? GIRL THEY'RE AIMING A REAL GUN AT EACH OTHER

she keeps COMPLETELY UNDERREACTING TO WHAT IS HAPPENING like (spoilers from now on) CRAIG IS SHOT AND KILLED and she doesn't even run over and she doesn't even say anything to The American?? WHO SHOT HIM???? he's just standing there??

and then. AND THEN.

ok this is where i fully lost it for several minutes and missed half the following scene. i was fucking HOWLING like actually crying with laughter, i couldn't see or breathe and my partner got worried ksjdhfdjsk ok so here's what happens

they're in the car. craig is obviously very dead. alice is kinda in denial i guess. The American tells her to shut his eyes and she's like why? BECAUSE HE DEAD GIRL!! but she doesn't, she doesn't shut his eyes, no, this is what she does instead

I COULD BARELY MAKE THIS GIF BECAUSE I KEPT LAUGHING TO THE POINT OF TEARS

NOT THE SUNGLASSES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THE UNTAPPED MEME POTENTIAL HERE IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

ANYWAY shortly after this we hear one of the funniest lines in the movie (and it's not even about the shooting and killing of Craig):

"fuck, Seth! this isn't fucking America, you can't just go around shooting everybody!"

oh yeah The American does have a name and it's Seth

i'll just post a few chat screenshots for the next part because i can't really describe it, i promise we're almost at the end

after some incredible visual effects™️, we end with Return of the Sunglasses (and me scaring my cats away because i was sobbing again)

i haven't even really talked about Taika's scenes much (the reason i watched this in the first place) because the ending took me OUT and honestly he is maybe the most normal person in this whole movie. one review (from the trailer) wrote this:

and yeah that may honestly be the best way to describe it. 10/10 movie watching experience, highly recommend. thank you for coming to my snek talk

#snakeskin (2001)#ida.stuff #🐭📓#anyway if you still wanna watch this movie hit me up lmao #i recommend drinking #but seriously i will go to bed now it's past midnight but i had to get this out #taika waititi

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rangerbarbz · 8 months

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What Are We?

Disclaimer: Welcome to the third part of my series! I am so happy that this story has been receiving love. It means so much to me <3

Summary: As the reader and Ford have their first kiss since admitting feelings to each other, they must answer some questions about their relationship

You struggled to put your keys into the lock of your dorm room door. Ford was peppering kisses along the side of your face as he held you from behind. His strong arms were wrapped around your torso, and his chest was pressed against your back. It was so comforting to be in his arms. The height difference made you feel even cozier.

“Ford, I can’t focus on unlocking this door if you keep doing that,” you chastised him playfully.

“Well, I guess we’ll have to continue this in the hallway then,” he murmured in your ear. As he said that, you pushed open the door, and you two entered your room. Thankfully your roommate wasn’t there because as soon as that door closed, you were pinned against it. He had put his hands on your hips and swapped positions with you so that he was facing you before pressing you gently against the door.

His lips quickly found yours and kissed them passionately. His hands moved up your waist to cup your face in his hands. You ran your hands across his muscular arms to his shoulders and into his hair. It was so soft. You tugged at it slightly earning a small moan from him.

Dear Lord.

Ford separated from the kiss to look at you. “I’m so sorry if that was forward. I just can’t get enough of you,” he breathed. His face was flustered, and his hair had been severely ruffled. His pupils were dilated again. You were starting to get bashful from the way he was looking at you. His eyes were filled with desire. “You have no idea how long I wanted to do that,” he said, a grin forming on his face.

You smiled. “You have no idea how long I wanted you to do that to me.”

He chuckled. Then, his face turned serious. “Was that a good kiss? Was I too forceful?” You could tell that he was genuinely concerned as to whether he did good or not. (You made sure to make a mental note of that.)

You laughed. “Ford. That. Was. Spectacular.” He smiled at you, the skin around his eyes making the cutest crinkles.

“I’m so glad you thought so, Y/N. I don’t know what took over me. I guess I was just too eager to be kissed by you,” he said, putting his hand behind his neck.

You giggled as you climbed on your bed. You patted on the blanket next to you, gesturing for him to sit down. “Park it, cutie, I have some questions to ask you.” He gave you a toothy smile and sat criss-cross applesauce across from you. “I love answering questions! Ask away.” Ford placed his elbows on his thighs and set his head in his hands.

“Okay, well, how was Ford Pines’ official first kiss?” you asked wiggling your eyebrows. “Was it what you hoped it would be?” Hopefully it was good. You were a bit rusty on kissing since the last guy you kissed was your high school boyfriend.

“Oh, Y/N, it was phenomenal,” he responded dreamily. “How do people not kiss all the time? I want to kiss you every second of every day now.” He inched closer to your face and gave you a quick peck. “That means you’ll be getting 86,400 kisses, so be prepared.”

You couldn’t help beaming back at him. He made you feel like a schoolgirl with a huge crush. “Alright, I’ll make sure to buy a life supply of ChapStick if that’s the case.” You took a deep breath. Now you were getting into the more complicated questions. “So,” you said, intertwining your hands with his. “What are we?”

His eyebrows furrowed back at you in confusion. “What do you mean?”

“Well, we have confessed our feelings about each other, went on a date, and had a wonderful first kiss…”

“Yes, we did,” Ford sighed, kissing you on your forehead.

“Okay, so…Are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?”

Ford pulled back and looked at you. “I mean,” he started, “I will be whatever you want me to be, dear. If I can be near you, I am content. However, if you don’t feel the same, I will give you the space you need. I am your clay; mold me how you want me to be. I will be okay.” His response was so sincere it made your eyes start welling up with tears.

“Oh, Ford.” You threw your arms around his neck and peppered kisses all over his face. “I want to be with you. I want to be your girlfriend. I want to tell the world about us. I want everyone to know how in love I am with Ford Pines,” you declared. Ford used his thumbs to wipe away your tears and held your face in his big hands. You leaned into his left one and planted a soft kiss against his palm.

“Then that settles it. We are boyfriend and girlfriend,” he responded, kissing you on your lips. It was a sweet, tender kiss. You were no longer crying and could only focus on how his lips felt against yours.

“I am so glad you feel the same,” you said looking into his big brown eyes. You sat up straight again. “Okay, so I do have some more questions for you.”

“Shoot,” Ford said, listening intently.

“Am I your first girlfriend?” You were afraid to ask the question because you didn’t want to embarrass him, but you wanted to gauge his romantic experience. You figured there wasn’t a lot.

“Ah, yes,” he mumbled. “Never have been smooth with the ladies, unfortunately.” He laughed awkwardly. “But I wouldn’t have it any other way because I’m honored to have you as my first everything.” He smiled fondly at you. You just wanted to smother him in affection.

“You are just too cute,” you giggled. His face grew red. “I wish I could say the same. I dated this dude in highschool for two years. He broke up with me before we graduated because he wanted ‘the real college experience,’” you mocked, putting up air quotations.

Ford chuckled dryly. “That is his loss completely,” he said. “Were you upset?”

You sighed. “Yeah, he broke my heart. I thought he was going to be my forever person,” you replied looking down at your hands. Ford was rubbing his thumb against the back of your smaller hand. It was comforting. “The first day of freshman orientation, I was not excited. That is until I saw you; it was magnetic. I just felt it in my gut that you were going to be in my life.”

You looked into his eyes, and now Ford was the sappy one. He wiped away a single tear. “Oh gosh. I’m sorry. I’m normally not this emotional.” You shushed him and wrapped him in a hug, pressing a kiss against his temple.

“You have nothing to be sorry about, sweetheart,” you reassured him. “I do have one more thing to ask you, though. I’m like 99% sure I know the answer, but I just wanted to make sure.”

“Go ahead.”

“Are you a virgin?”

His face went bright red. “Yes,” he squeaked out.

“Ford, that is nothing to be ashamed of. I figured that. I mean I was your first kiss and girlfriend. I just wanted to make sure. There is nothing wrong with not having sex,” you told him. “I will tell you; I am not a virgin. Does that bother you? You can be honest.” You were a bit anxious about his answer.

“No, of course not. It doesn’t bother me that you’ve had sex. I just hope I live up to your standards,” he said meekly.

You were baffled. “Ford, you could have the sex skills of a trout, and it would still be better than my ex.” Ford busted out laughing, and you began laughing with him. “So don’t feel bad if it takes time for you to get used to sex. It’s all about communication and what feels good to you. My ex was a very selfish love maker and did not care about my needs,” you explained.

“That is such a relief. Thank you for being patient with me, Y/N,” he replied. “I promise you I will cater to your every need.” He began kissing along your jawline. “A body as divine as yours deserves to be worshipped,” he whispered in your ear. A throbbing sensation started in your lower half.

This was going to be a good semester, alright.

Author’s Note: Be prepared for Ford Pines munch bf

#gravity falls #ford pines x reader #grunkle ford #ford pines #fluff #pines family #stanford pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #imagine #college au #relationship #series #eventual smut #romance #pines twins #gravity falls fanfiction #gravity falls fandom #female reader

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babyjakes · 1 year

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captain's orders. [blurb.]

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event | feb '23 blurb night

summary | steve dotes on you when your period's causing you pain.

pairing | bf!steve rogers x reader

warnings | reader's having period cramps, meds mention (ibuprofen), stevie is the cutest and i love him, tummy rubs hehe :'-), just soooo fluffy and cute and sweet <333

word count | 380

requested by anon | Have you done a period cramps hurt / comfort before? That would be so soft. Maybe Stucky comforting her? She always needs to be in one of their arms at all times. 🥺

an | this is such a cute idea, thanks for sending in sweet nonnie!!! hope it's okay i just went with stevie for this one, tbh i haven't been writing any seb liiike at all not even bucky so :^) here is sweet amazing wonderful perfect bf!stevie for you!!! with a guest appearance by bestie!sam hehe <333

Steve can't help but frown down at you in concern; you're clearly in pain as you writhe against him, struggling to find a position that's comfortable. "Here- let's use this, doll," he suggests as he reaches over and grabs a pillow to place beside him, easing your head down against it as he lays your midsection over his lap. Sighing at the small sense of relief the new arrangement brings, you wrap your arm around the man's own as he brings a gentle hand down to rub over your tummy. "There you go, good girl. Just relax."

Your gaze travels warily over to the generic white pill bottle sitting on the coffee table. Reading your mind, Steve asks, "Those kickin' in yet?"

"Not yet," you mumble, but you're not surprised. It was less than ten minutes ago that you took them- all you can do now is wait.

"You want me to grab you an ice pack? Or maybe warm you up something to drink?" the kind man offers as his gentle hand draws circles over your tender skin. Shaking your head, you turn a little to look at him better.

"Jus' wanna stay here with you, please," you request shyly. At your timid words, Steve's face softens with affection.

"Of course, doll. You don't even have to ask- gonna stay right here with you, darlin'. Wanna take care of my best girl." At the sight of you laying so unguarded in his lap, with your smaller arms wrapped around his, and big eyes blinking up at him so mildly, Steve can't cope with the thought of leaving you alone, not even for a moment. With his free hand, he reaches into his back pocket, pulling out his phone.

"What's up?" you ask with a raised brow.

"Just texting Sam, gonna have him run to the store for us. You need some chocolate, and something nice for a bath later. And- we're almost out of pain meds." Smiling at the man, you bring his hand up to your lips to kiss his fingers gently. Steve pauses to smile at you, rubbing your cheek lovingly. "Was gonna go myself, but there's no way I could leave you now. You're stayin' right here, young lady, 'til you're feelin' all better. Captain's orders."

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writingseaslugs · 1 year

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Pomefiore: Manicures with Them

Okay, so this one was the most fun for me. Mainly because Vil totally would know what he's doing which is fun to think of how he'd be doing your nails.

Disclaimer: All characters in this series is aged up. For more information about my version of this world and the type of reader you can expect, please do a quick read of THIS post.

Manicures with Them

Vil Schoenheit

Vil’s nails are always painted with long acrylics on them. He doesn’t leave his natural nails to be very long since the acrylics look better and can be shaped better than what he naturally has. He does his nails biweekly and always has them colored with sleek gel polish. When he needs to, he will find out what he’s doing for modeling or a role and fit his nails to best go with his costume or outfit. His nails are more often than not stiletto shaped

When it comes to doing his nails, he’ll allow you to help him soak off the old acrylic and clean his cuticles, then file down the tops to prepare. Unless you’ve done nails professionally at some point though, he won’t be letting you apply the acrylic of polish. He has to be very particular about how he looks, and his nails are no exception. He will still enjoy you helping him with the other parts though since it’s always boring soaking off acrylics.

If you ask him to do your nails he will take it very seriously. He will be making sure your nails are well cared for between him doing them, and insisting on doing acrylics for your nails since they’re more durable. He doesn’t care if you prefer them to be super short or long, just let him do the acrylics. He also doesn’t use nail tips, he sculpts the nails himself for a better effect. You’re going to have some of the best nails at the school when he’s done with you…just be expecting to have to go over every other week for him to redo them.

Rook Hunt

Rook enjoys keeping his nails going barely past his nail with a square shape and a French tip. It’s easier for him to hunt with shorter nails, but he has to keep them nice and clean at all times. If he notices one nail is out of shape, he’s going to fix it as soon as he can. He thinks nails are the cutest accessories for the hand and takes good care of his own.

He loves you doing his nails, happy to have your hand on his while you make them all nice and pretty. He’ll be complimenting you the entire time, even when you mess up on his nails. If you happen to know how to do acrylics or want to learn, he’ll allow you to do them on him. If you’re unsure how it’s done, he’ll walk you through the process. Vil might steal Rook away and fix his nails later if you do a bad job, but he will still say you did amazing.

He’s amazing at doing nails since he sometimes helps Vil and is normally the one doing Epel’s nails. He’ll make sure they look photo worthy by the end of it all. He likes to always match his nails with yours as well, so expect them to be done exactly like his own. The only thing he won’t match is the length if you prefer your nails to be longer than his. Rook will always kiss the back of your hand when he finishes as well, telling you how dazzling they look on you.

Epel Felmier

Vil is always making Epel do his nails so they look nice, much to Epel’s chagrin. He hates doing his nails and before he came to Pomefiore, he normally just bit his nails or chopped them off so it was easier to work with. Now he is always having to file and keep them in shape. More often than not, Rook is doing his nails with a matte clear coat on top.

As long as you promise him you won’t use colored polish or anything shiny, he allows it. He prefers you doing his nails than Rook since the upperclassman is always having to explain everything he does to Epel while telling him how dainty his hands are. Epel also happens to have a lot of scars and callouses on his hands (the latter being something Vil is trying to get rid of). Epel takes pride in every scar and callous he has though, so don’t try to make them less apparent. It shows how hard he works. He might even get bashful if you spin his hand around and map out every little white marking on his skin or run your fingers across the rough patches.

Due to Vil always being on his back, he’ll use you as practice so he gets off his back. He’s actually happy you asked him so he didn’t have to beg you to let him practice. He doesn’t particularly. enjoy it, but as time goes on he gets really good. Epel is already amazing with working with his hands, so picking up manicures was no problem for him. He just feels it’s a bit too girly, so reassure him that it’s not feminine to have good nails and that most of the guys at Night Raven have some form of nail routine.

#Twisted Wonderland #Twisted Wonderland x Reader #TWST #TWST x Reader #TWST Wonderland #Twisted Wonderland Disney #TWST Disney #Vil Schoenheit #Vil Schoenheit x Reader #Vil x Reader #Rook Hunt #Rook Hunt x Reader #Rook x Reader #Epel Felmier #Epel Felmier x Reader #Epel x Reader

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nautiscarader · 1 year

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Azure reunion - ch. 1

Disclaimer: All characters are aged-up,to match the theme of the story, and make Ash's endless journey a little more realistic. I haven;t seen anipoke for ages, so Bulbapedia, you are my only hope. Vulpix is the cutest Pokémon. The last thing has nothing to do with the story, it is just true, fight me irl.

(Ao3)

It was good to back on the road. Or rather, above it. Feeling wind in his hair, as he sat on his trusty old Pidgeot, Ash Ketchum felt as if he was 10 years old again, starting his great journey…

It hasn't been that long since he arrived back from Galar, with dozens of new Pokémon at his side and shiny trophy with his name. His mom thought he'd stay home longer, but deep down she knew he wasn't made to sit down and bask in glory, his relentless spirit could only have been contained for so long…

He watched as clouds moved next to, underneath and around him, obscuring the many roads and landmarks he has visited over the last decade or so. Flocks of wild Starlys and Pidgeys surrounded them as they flew over the mountain ridge separating Kanto and Johto, with the peak of the majestic Mount Silver being the only higher point visible.

"Pika!"

His partner tugged Ash's collar, prompting him to ask Pidgeot to lower the altitude and let Pikachu choose where to land. As the clouds dispersed, they were presented with vast, lush forests and dozens of lakes that dotted northern Johto, with its most recognisable one shining with the glow of the red, afternoon sun.

"Do you want go for a swim in a lake, bud?"

"Pika!", Pikachu replied.

"Okay then, looks like we'll be landing there."

Ash leaned forward and hugged his beloved starter as Pidgeot dived down, looking for a place to land. In the distance, far beyond the tree line, they could spot a few rustic buildings, with the only larger, more noticeable one being the Pokémon Center.

The large wings of Pidgeot flapped one more time before his claws touched the ground, allowing its passengers to safely unboard.

"Thanks, buddy", Ash nuzzled against Pidgeot's feathers. "Here, you deserve this, you flew half the continent."

He reached into his backpack, procuring a huge pile of choped berries, which Pidgeot began munching on immediately. Ash stretched his arms and walked towards the lake, marvelling at the colours of the sky reflecting in its surface.

…at least until a splash of water hit his face, nearly causing him to trip and fall.

"What the heck?", Ash looked around spotting the creature that splashed him. A rather bulky Azumarill puffed its cheeks, ready to hit the human again, but Ash's Pikachu was already on the case, jumping to protect him.

Azumarill evidently did not expect to find an electric mouse there, but it didn't give up, throwing mud at its foe to shield itself from its electricity.

"Oh, you think this will slow him down?", Ash smirked, "Use Electro Ball!"

Pikachu curved its tail and leaned forward, ready to tirn into a ball of lightning, his agile moves tossing any bit of ground and dirt sticking to its face. It rushed towards the mouse, but deliberately dodged its punch, surrounding it from the back in a swift distraction. With an upper paw, he began glowing and charged at the frightened Pokémon, watching as its fear-filled eyes got bigger and bigger until… they disappeared in a flash of light.

"Pika?!"

"No, return!"

A new voice caught their attention as Azumarill was returned to its owner's Pokéball, vcausing Pikachu to collide with Ash with tremendous force, making the two fall into lake with a far greater splash.

For quite a moment, Ash was confused as to what has happened, until the same voice brought him back to reality… but only just, as the familiar tone nearly made him fall again.

"Ash?!"

As his vision cleared up, he was greeted with wide-open,surprised blue eyes, and the red hair, matching the tone of the late afternoon sky.

"Misty?!"

"Pikachu-Pi!", Pikachu joined him, as the young woman reached her hand to help him get up.

For quite a while, Ash was rendered speechless, unable to gather thoughts racing his mind. She was quite possibly the last person he expected to find, and now she was towering over him, he could see how much-and how little at the same time has changed.

Her hair style was different; gone was the single ponytail, in favour of more symmetric haircut, though still far from the lush, opulent hairdos of her sisters. Her suspenders were gone too, though she kept her yellow-and-blue attire, complemented by a fisherman's jacket with dozen of pockets, one of which housed her Mega Ring, as well as other Pokéballs.

But Misty was in for far bigger surprise when she finally helped him get up and found out she could no longer stare down at him, her eyes levelled at his far more pronounced jawline, covered in subtlest of stubbles. And when she finally looked at him, words were stuck in her throat as well, when she realised how much her friend has grown, and how he differed from the image she has seen on TV.

With their eyes fixated at each other, the two youngsters were left in a silent stalemate, gathering words that could express their feelings and thoughts that have accumulated over the years.

"Misty…"

"Ash…"

Their lips came within inches from each other, their breaths mixing, as the two came closer and closer….

At least until Misty delivered a solid punch to his head.

"WHY DID YOU ATTACK MY AZUMARILL?"

"Me?", Ash countered, assuming hi own fighting stance "Why did he splash us?!"

"Pika!", Pikachu chimed in.

"Cos he was securing my fishing spot!", she pointed back, at the slightly obscured blanket and tent, togther with fishing supplies left on the ground.

"Oh, I guess that-that does make sense…"

The two stared at each other in disbelief before bursting into laughter, interrupted only by Misty welcoming back Pikachu that leapt into her arms.

"Hey there! Long time no see…"

"Yeah, it's been a while since Alola…", he scratched his head. "You-you look great…"

"Well you do not", she countered sternly, catching his attention, "You are soaked!".

"Yeah, you are right, we should…"

#pokeshipping #aamr #aaml #lemon #nautiscaraderfics

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villainsblog97 · 2 years

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Xdinary Heroes as your Boyfriend

Hello everyone I am back from the dead with my current addiction! Xdinary Heroes! If you haven't yet check out their newest come back Test Me and their debut single Happy Death Day, please enjoy the new content! 😁

Disclaimer: none of the gifs are mine, credit to all original owners!

Gunil 🥁

Gunil is the leader of a new group

Meaning he's got priorities

However

You are one...

You're his queen

And he'll make sure you are happy always

You two will definitely have cute moments in the practice room

He'll teach you how to play the drums

He'll also tap little beats against your arms or legs with his fingers when he's holding you

Like the beats always in his head

The members love teasing their hyung

He'll never get alone time with you

Ever

But you two are seriously like so cute

And you love his laugh

It's so goofy and adorable

It's what makes him Gunil

He'll ask you about all the stages

"Jagiya did you see me?"

"Your man is so cool right" 😌

That exact emoji

Jungsu 🎹

Jungsu is already the sweetest

Change my mind

So he's gonna make sure you're treated so well

Jagiya is his favorite nickname for you

He's so sweet

He can get embarrassed easily

Like if one of the members tease him about you

But this boy looks like a romantic!

He'll play you beautiful melodies on the piano

May even show you how to play some

He will also make sure you're watching all the stages

"Pay attention to me okay"

And his part in Test Me is your favorite

He will definitely sing to you when you're feeling down

Those beautiful vocals

You'll instantly feel better

He loves holding you and singing to you

Kay bye... 🤧

Gaon 🎸

Gaon is such a sunshine

Like he's silly

And he's never afraid to show it!

You two are the cutest things together!

He loves playing the guitar for you

And of course teaching you

Guiding your fingers over the strings

Okay Gaon is a hugger

I said what I said

He's gonna hug you evey chance he gets

And kiss your cheeks

And quick little pecks on the lips

He's clingy

But it's adorable

He won't be too much into PDA

He likes to be kind of private with you

But he holds your hand when you want him to

But if another guy is looking you

He suddenly knows very much about PDA

He's gonna let them know you're his

O.de 🎹

Seungmin is kind of chaotic

But he means so well

He's gonna love you like there's no tomorrow

He is definitely the kind of boyfriend to give you gifts

Like all the time

He also like fancy dates

Like the kind you get dressed up for

He's also gonna make sure you pay attention to him

I get the feeling he'd get jealous easily

Not like crazy jealous

Like Gaon

He just wants people to know what belongs to him

He's kind of intimidating

So he's gonna give those glares to guys who stare at you

But when it's just you two

He's just a squish

He definitely loves laying his head on your lap

And holding you in his arms as he plays the piano

Jun Han 🎸

This shy little baby!

Can he actually even talk to girls!?

Well for this scenario he can!

Okay okay

So he's shy

So he's not like quite sure how to be around you

Everything makes him nervous

He didn't even ask you out

Gaon or Jooyeon probably just yelled

"HEY Y/N.... JUNHAN LIKES YOU!!!!"

But he loves you

Now that you're his

He wants to make sure you know how much he loves you

He's the kind to ask you if he could hold your hand

Or hug you

When you first kissed him

You thought he was sick

His face was so hot he was sweating

But after that he got a little more confident in himself

All the other members hype him up everytime they see you two together

It's so cute how embarrassed he gets

Jooyeon 🎸

My Rockstar 😍

Okay Jooyeon is pure chaos

Like pure chaos

You're in for one hell of a ride

But this boy is gonna treat you like a princess

Like he loves you so much sometimes it hurts

Everytime he sees you

He's grabbing his chest like he just had a heart attack

"How is this beautiful human being all mine?"

(Oof 🤧)

Now Jooyeon is definitely not afraid of PDA

Like he craves your touch

Definitely a cuddler

You in his arms is his favorite thing

(I have to say it)

He loves when you run your fingers through his hair

(😮‍💨)

You love it too

He definitely loves giving you kisses

On the cheek

Lips

Hands

(UGH!)

(Kay I'm done hurting myself)

That's it! Hope everyone enjoys! Stan Xdinary Heroes and stream Test Me! 😁

#xdinary heroes #goo gunil #kim jungsu #kwak jiseok #oh seungmin #han hyeongjun #lee jooyeon

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quirkybtsarmy · 2 years

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So, I was wondering if you could do a little drabble where the boys take the reader out, and treat her to some coffee and dessert in those cute little coffee shops? Just some fluff because reader definitely deserves some rest after all the torture she went through 🥺

This sounds so adorable! I'm squealing!

She does deserve a break... I am REALLY throwing her under the bus, aren't I? 🤣😭

Ok. I'll give it my best shot!

Also I have beaten COVID! Woo!

SPELLPROOF One-Shot: Trying new things.

Pairing: ot7 X reader

Genre: Fluff, Fluff and even more fluff, humor (if you find me funny)

Warnings: BTS being cute, YN being cute, everyone is being cute.

NOTE: This takes place in the SpellProof universe but it isn't at the start of any chapter. It is further along, in a sense, but this is just a filler so I can actually make the rest of the story seem coherent.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own BTS. This fan fiction is just for fun!

Today was a great day for YN. Why? Because she was going to do something she has never done.

Going into public with a lot of noises.

To 'normal' people, it's fine; they go on with their lives. YN, however; not so much.

Since she is autistic, her hearing is more sensitive to noise than other people's hearings. Add in her fennec Fox ears and you have a recipe for a disaster waiting to happen.

One time Namjoon forgot to tell her that there was a thunderstorm happening and when the thunder hit her eardrums, she jumped off the couch and snuggled up to Yoongi and Hoseok, shivering and shaking like a leaf on a windy day.

But she is going to be okay. She has her boys with her so she can focus on something and not get overwhelmed by everything going on.

YN was reading one of her fantasy books that Namjoon gave her when there was a knock on the door. Her ears perked up and her tails thumped against the chair.

"Come in!"

The door opened, revealing Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook at her door. Tae walked over to YN, sat in front of her legs and put his head in her lap. YN giggles. Jungkook sleepily walked in, sat down next to her and started whining. Jimin, on the other hand, fluttered over to her and plopped himself on YN's lap, straddling her thick (or as I say, thick with 2 c's) thighs. This move caused YN to let out an 'oof' when Jimin landed.

Taehyung moved his head out of the way quickly and repositioned himself so he was on YNs left side. Jimin took YNs hands and put them in his hair. YN started to scratch his head, causing Jimin to hum softly and put his head into YNs chest. YN giggles again.

"Good morning to you too."

Jungkook looks up, eyes half open.

"YN-ah, Hobi-hyung wants you downstairs, dressed and ready to go out and eat."

As YN was about to answer, a loud stomach grumble answered for her. YN slowly looked to her left and saw Tae pouting.

"I wanted to eat breakfast, but Jin smacked my head with a spatula. He said that we should treat you to some food from his abeoji*s restaurant. So... Could you hurry?"

YN looked at Jimin for an opinion, but he currently had his head leaning back slightly into YNs hands. His eyes were closed in pleasure (minds out of the gutter... I see you...) His mouth slightly open with a smile and his wings were fluttering. YN tapped his head, causing Jimin to snap out of his trance.

"Hey! Why did you stop?? I was enjoying myself."

Tae snickered. Jimin smacked his head in response. "Not like that!"

Jimin got off YNs lap, pulling Tae up with him and push Tae out of the room.

"YN, I have to deal with a brat, so could you deal with Jungkook? Don't worry. It's like dealing with a sleepy puppy. Bye bye!"

Jimin closed the door, leaving YN with a sleepy Jungkook.

(Can I just say... Jungkook being sleepy is the cutest thing I have ever seen. And I finally have found out how to put in GIFs. Geez. Took me long enough) She crouched down in front of Jungkook, who was slightly swaying. She looked at the clock on her bedside table. 4pm.

How is this boy sleepy AT 4PM??

She looked back at Jungkook. "What are you so sleepy, Kookie?"

She started to stroke his ears, which made Jungkook whine and made his tail thump.

"Mmmmm.... Playing..... Games.....TaeTae....Not my fault...." Jungkook sleepily mumbled as he pushed his head into YN's hand more.

Ah. That makes sense.

Well, Hobi said to get ready. So she has to. There is one problem.

There is currently a wizard wolf boy on her floor, sleepily swaying.

Could she call one of the boys to grab him? No. They are probably busy. Could she get Bam or RJ to do it for her? No. RJ was with Jin and Bam was outside with Hobi, who was currently making sure that the flowers around the property were taken care of.

She huffed. It's time to take matters into her own hands.

'He looks pretty light...' YN thought to herself.

She retracted her hand from Jungkook, who let out a sound of annoyance. YN put her hands under Jungkook's thighs and lifted him into her chest. Jungkook's head flopped onto her shoulder. She grunted.

'...never mind...'

YN carefully turned around and went to her door. She opened it and slowly and steadily, went downstairs with the sleepy maknae in her arms.

Namjoon was reading one of his many books when he saw the woman bring Jungkook down the stairs. He watched with wide eyes and an agape mouth as YN went to the couch and tossed Jungkook lightly onto it. YN turned around, then jumped at the sight of Namjoon.

Namjoon was sat in a beige chair wearing an oversized sleeveless hoodie with blue and white text that says BALENCIAGA PARIS with an emblem in the middle, blue baggy jeans, white sneakers and an orange beanie.

Namjoon shook his head in shock.

"How... Why... How did you do that?"

YN looks at Jungkook, who was now sitting up, looking around the room sleepily.

"Ummm.... With my hands...?"

"But how did you hold him up?!"

"Uhhh... With my arms..."

"I mean, I thought that we could hold things up, but damn... I'm mistaken!" Namjoon smiled at YN.

"There's one thing that we can't hold." Yoongi said while walking into the room and flopping on the couch, causing Jungkook to get up and go into his room. Yoongi was wearing a black sweatshirt and sweatpants with white sneakers. Simple, yet effective.

"And what would that be?" YN asked.

Yoongi smiled at YN "That, my curious 12 Tailed Fox, would be alcohol."

"...oh..."

Jimin fluttered into the room and sat in front of Namjoon. Jimin was wearing a dark green sweatshirt that said BE A GOOD HUMAN on the back with yellow smiley faces on the elbows, black skinny jeans and black Chelsea boots.

"Hey! We can hold our liquor. I'm a goddamn pro!"

"Remember what happened at Ossu Seiromushi on our anniversary?"

Jimin's face paled. "Are we going there today?"

Yoongi gave Jimin an evil grin. Jimin looked at the ground in shock and cussed out Yoongi in Korean.

Namjoon was silent, let out a silent giggle then went back to reading while shooing YN away, signalling her to get ready. She went upstairs into her room and opened her walk-in wardrobe.

She looked around her wardrobe with slight shock in her eyes. Why did she make all the boys get her clothing options? There were so many options that it made her have a slight meltdown. What does she wear today? Is the weather hot or cold? Was the weather just at the right temperature? Does she wear a dress? If so, does she wear heels, flats or sneakers? Does she wear a playsuit? Maybe a nice T-shirt and pant combo? What about-

A knock on the door brings her back to reality.

"Hey, you ok in there?" Hobi asked from the other side of the door. YN smiles. Hobi is like a sadness detector. He feels something is off, he tries to resolve it.

"Yeah, I'm okay. Just... There's a lot of clothing, that's all."

"Awwww! You'll be fine! I have faith in you, sweetie! Anyway, I'll be downstairs with the boys. See you in a moment!"

YN looked back at the clothing and took a deep breath. She looked at the temperature on her phone. Not too hot. Not too cold. Just right. She is feeling in a dress mood today so she went to the dress part of the wardrobe.

She looked at her dresses. She pulled out a beautiful floral dress that Tae got her from Gucci. She looked at the price tag. She almost choked on her own spit.

Yeah... She's putting that back.

She saw a short neon green dress. Nope. Not in a million years. Then... She saw it... The dress that she was looking for.

The Strawberry Dress.

The dress was beautiful. It made her feel like a princess. She immediately grabbed it and put it on. She looked at herself in the mirror. She looked... Amazing. She put on white sneakers and accessorised with a small white purse, some silver earrings and glasses with a clear frame.

She giggled and walked out of her wardrobe with a confident stride. She walked down the stairs and caught all the boys attention. Well... Except Jin.

"Wow... YN, you look..." Jungkook said while walking towards her.

"Weird?"

"Like an angel..." Jungkook held her hand and lifted it up so she can spin for him. She did, causing the dress to flow freely with her movements. She truly looked like an angel.

YN giggled, grabbed the car keys from the key bowl (I don't know if you guys have that, but it's a bowl or place where you put your keys...) turned around and jingled the keys. "Well, shall we?"

Jimin tilted his head. "Since when could you drive?"

While Jimin said this, the boys and girl started to lock up the house so they could leave without the worries of being burgled.

YN thought for a moment. "I taught myself, got what I needed for the requirements for a license, then POOF! I can drive."

Tae chuckled while getting in the car. "You're lucky Namjoon didn't teach you. Otherwise the car would be engulfed in flames." This statement caused everyone to laugh. Except Namjoon.

"Boy, you are so lucky that I don't whoop your ass..."

_-_-_-_-_

The restaurant was very quiet. Probably because Jin made everyone who made a loud noise leave the premises IMMEDIATELY! He didn't want his jagi to have a sensory overload, did he?... Wait... Jagi?

Jin saw the boys enter with YN in tow, who was currently holding Hobi's hand and was looking at the different decorations in curiousity. It was very nicely decorated. Maybe she could decorate the house like this.

"YN-ah!" Jin walked out of the kitchen and went to YN with his arms open. YN smiled and went into Jin's embrace. Jin swayed side to side since he knows that the movement helps stimulate her in a new place.

"Are you ready to try delicious food, made by yours truly?" Jin pretended to throw his hair over his shoulder by doing a hair flip.

YNs tails started to thump against her back and in the air in excitement. "I'm ready!" YN then walked over to the biggest table and sat on a chair. The boys looked at her and then walked over to join in her happiness.

"Jin-hyung, how long have you been here for?" YN tilted her head in curiousity.

"Well, my appa asked me to prepare food for today today and there wasn't really any business happening so I stayed behind so... I think... From 9 in the morning?"

YN looked at the clock. It's 5 now. YN widened her eyes.

"Why were you here for that long?!"

Jin laughed his iconic laugh(and I mean, *iconic*, darling).

"I wanted to treat you. I've been treating these boys for a long time now. Whenever someone new comes along, I make them food. Probably the potion conjuring part of me kicking in. *Snickers* Since I think you might be around for a while, I'm going to spoil you whether you like it or not." Jin ended his sentence with a smile.

Jin flicked his wrists and different plates of Korean dishes came out from the kitchen. When the plates were set in front of all the boys and YN, all of their stomachs started to growl in unison like they were in a band. (Hmmmm... A band you say?🤔🤔🤔)

YN was overwhelmed. In a good way. She has never had this much food in front of her before. But boy, she going to enjoy every single bite. Since she isn't Korean (if you are, I'm sorry!) She was learning about the different dishes that the boys (aka. Yoongi and Jin) made.

Slowly but surely, she identified all of the dishes on the table and smiled.There was kimchijeon* bibimbap,* tteokbokki*, bulgogi*, jjiage*, Korean fried chicken, bibim nengmyun* and samgyetang* on their table.

Jin remembered her favourite foods.

From a nod from Namjoon, it was a Food. Frenzy. Boys grabbing food from left and right. Conversations were happening like they hadn't seen each other in years; talking about the weather to how the greenhouse was coming along.

While enjoying her Korean fried chicken, she looked at all of the boys. She loves the chaotic behaviour of them. Jungkook is currently having a debate on whether his girlfriend in the future would peel a perilla with Jimin while Namjoon and Jin were trying not to spit out their kimchijeon.

She had another bite of her meal and closed her eyes in content.

This is something she could get used to.

_-_-_-_-_

No cliffhanger this time. Huh.

Anyway. I hope you guys enjoyed!

Korean translations (If it's wrong, blame Google)

Abeoji - father

Appa - dad (this is only appropriate when a son/daughter calls their father this)

Kimchijeon - Kimchi pancake

Bibimbap - consists of warm rice topped with mixed vegetables, beef or chicken, and raw egg, as well as soy sauce and a dollop of chilli pepper paste for seasoning.

Tteokbokki - red rice cakes

Bulgogi - consists of thin slices of marinated beef sirloin that are cooked alongside sliced onions, green peppers, and garlic using a charcoal burner, resulting in a distinctive smoky flavour.

Jjiage - Korean stew

Bibim nengmyun - spicy cold noodles

Samgyetang - Ginseng chicken soup.

Hopefully that was all the translations. I got the food ideas from this website: https://au.hotels.com/go/south-korea/great-korean-dishes

Anyway, have a good day!

Author Emily OUT! 💜

Taglist: @nonbinaryidiot @kookiecrumb @exactlyfuriouscoffee @angelic-lawyer @candied-lavender @persphonesorchid @singukieee

#bts fanfic #bts poly au #bts x reader #bts x y/n #bts x you #bts imagine #bts polyamory #bts au

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kankuroplease · 2 years

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Could you feed us some hcs for itama and gou in a modern day or college AU 🥹🥹

Disclaimer: Gou and Itama wouldn’t attend the same college and Itama is about 3 years older than Gou. I also took other liberties as usual and this got a bit long winded on their start up lmao

Gou is going to a school of fashion. She’s always wanted to make a very inclusive cutesy brand for all~

Her mother isn’t thrilled with her choice in career, but she’s still helping her pay for her apartment rental as she did actually get several grants and a 50% scholarship

She works part-time at a cafe to help pay for her other needs/experiences, she’s got a current project that’s fighting her every step of the way, and she’s working an unpaid internship for a fussy boss in the industry

Has the cutest pet chinchilla named Beastie, has great friends like Lee and Fuu, she’s got cuties messaging her, her fussy instructor didn’t have anything negative to say for once about her work, her parents comes to visit every so often and bring gifts in the form of groceries/cook her a weeks worth of food she can just reheat, and her small social media account is finally getting some attention

Basically her life is a little hectic, but great~

That is until a fire breaks out in the apartment building she’s staying in one night. Her neighbors screaming about it, got her attention way from the show she was watching

She went to pick up Beastie who was roaming freely, but he was no where to be found and panic set in as she looked for him. She could not leave her son to possibly burn

When she finally does find him hiding in her bedroom, smoke is coming in from under her door and she’s FULL PANICKED

All she can do is move to her balcony and scream for the firefighters who are on scene by now

And THANKFULLY they spot her

Of course she’s crying over all of this, tears blurring her vision

So when a fire fighter finally reaches her on the ladder, all she hears is this really comforting voice encouraging her to get on the ladder carefully but quickly, he’ll hold the pet

He keeps saying things like “you’re going to be okay” and “you’re doing good, keep going”

Honestly she sort of wishes he’d stop as she’s really trying to make it down this ladder with her wobbly legs and the smoke is choking her up a bit 😭

By the time she gets to the bottom she’s just so grateful to have down/alive

And when she turns to her rescuer, it’s the sweetest looking man with gentle eyes and two toned hair, hold her Beastie carefully in his blanket.

It’s pretty much a blur at that point as he hands her pet back, giving her a weary look as the medical team rushes over to check on her

All very scary in hindsight and Gou camps out on Fuu’s couch for a few days as she takes time to grasp just what happened and what this all means; designs gone, computer gone, building uninhabitable, everything but her and Beastie

She got lectured by almost everyone about spending time searching for a pet verses getting out immediately

She’s just grateful there was no casualties and Fuu is helping her by letting her stay with him and his roommates. Who all pity her and love Beastie

Anyways back on track, she doesn’t stay there for long because she loves her privacy.

Thankfully, she’s able to rent a small from one of her mother’s friends for half price kills her soul a bit to have to ask her parents for more help

And after a few weeks, she picks up a few extra shifts at the cafe to try and keep herself a bit busy, willingly taking opening shifts and that when it happens

She hears the bell, turns around to greet the customer and it’s HIM

The cute firefighter that rescued her and has seen her looking a wreck in her comfy clothes, messy hair, snot and tears everywhere.

Yikes 😬

She greets him and he has the warmest smile and tells her his order in the same soothing she remembers.Literally, someone HELP

Now that she’s stealing glance at him, she can see that his hair isn’t dyed? It apparently grows like that as his eyebrows match his polar opposite hair colors on their respective sides

Their eyes meet. She looks down

“Hey, um— this might sound strange but, do you remember me?”

Yes, but she wants your cute self to not remember her 💀

Gou takes what feels like forever to respond and Itama is feeling anxious

He’s honestly been worried about the grey eyed young woman and her chinchilla. She was trembling so badly and he couldn’t shake the image of her

Seeing her now she looks fine. More than fine, she’s actually really beautiful and now he’s regretting asking her that question so awkwardly

She smiles at him and tells him it’s on the house, her small thank you for rescuing her.

He’s hesitant to accept but she insist.

From there, they have small talk about how she’s been doing, how Beastie is, and she finds out his name is Itama and he remembered her name (which she doesn’t remember giving, she did)

He’s impressed she’s in school for fashion and empathetic about what she’s lost

She gives him her account name for her social media and tells him he can keep an eye out for Beastie as he’s often featured there

Itama lights up a bit when she tells him “see you around, hero”, half bumping the door frame

So he’s a little clumsy. Cuuuute 😊

Itama created his own account just to follow her that day

It’s not really his thing but he tells himself it will be good to support a future designer

But he’s not really prepared for how fun she is on her account. Sure there’s glamour shots but there’s also her doing cartwheels with her friends, her and Beastie wearing matching muumuus, and… KAWARAMA!?

He’s never called his little brother faster in his life to question if he knows Gou

And Kawarama’s like, Yes? She’s one of Okami’s friends and I model for her sometimes. How do you know her and why are you asking?

Itama tells him how he helped rescue her about a month ago, that he met her again at her job today, and saw him in a pink blouse on her page

Kawarama starts laughing and taunting that “someone’s gotta crush~”. It’s 7 am and you just met her TODAY, MADE AN ACCOUNT TODAY, scrolled her page for far enough to see THAT POST from months ago, AND you’re calling him about all this? Yeah he’s down bad

Can’t say he’s surprised? he’s probably pent up and Gou is usually dolled up, plus she pretty. He knows he likes those types from how hard he’d blush around them when they were kids and apparently his taste hasn’t changed at all 😂

Itama’s blushing as he hangs up mid laugh. Kawarama’s not entirely wrong but he’s not about to be mocked by his little brother (liberties✨)

Should’ve asked one of his brothers how the whole lurking thing works before he went ahead and liked all her post

She got a good laugh seeing a very familiar name all over her notifications and is honestly flattered extremely he’s a hottie, huge, likes fashion, and Beastie? 👀

They don’t have much contact over social media, but Itama makes a point of learning how to use his account, following his brothers, and sees that Tobirama has a fan page??

Things stay distant for awhile because Itama’s too nervous after he’s been informed that liking all her stuff may seem a bit weird to her

He’s been to that cafe plenty of times before ever meeting Gou, so he’s almost certain she doesn’t open regularly

But that doesn’t stop him from hoping she’s there again as she’s very easy to talk to and a bit unforgettable

Itama is sort of starts panicking now. Is this inappropriate? He doesn’t want her to think he’s a creepy stalker 💀

He ask Hashirama what he should do and is told to ask her out, the worst that can happen is she’ll say no. But if she says yes, good for him!

Itama’s not buying it. What if she yells at him? Or calls the cops because of him showing up at her shop after she shoots him down? He’s going to keep these feelings to himself 😞

Sure they text now, but he lets her contact him first as to not give away his interest

And he does for a few months, still stopping by the shop on his days off. Sometimes she’s there and they have small talk about this or that, but most days she’s not. His coworkers notice him checking his phone more often and how he’s been signing a bit more lately

He’s actually really happy his work keeps him busy so he doesn’t get much down time to keep checking to see if she’s contacted him that that

One day Gou text him if he likes fusion food and he’s responds quickly that he does (no he doesn’t need details/he’s not a picky eater). And just as quickly she responds asking when he’s free.

The tomorrow? Perfect. Dinner at her new place tomorrow as a ‘thank you’ and he’s welcome to bring a friend! She gives her address and told to come around 6 tomorrow with an appetite

Itama shows up on time nervous and not knowing what to expect but if there’s one thing working with Genma at the fire station has taught him is bring protection

He’s put at ease a little when she opens the door, greeting him fully dressed definitely not matching Genma’s story

Gou tells him make himself at home while she finish up with the food and he can play with Beastie too if he wants. His home is in the corner near the couch

First thing he notices is how everything is bright colored and as whimsical as she is. Second thing he notices is the “spinning” pole. luckily Beastie starts rattling his house so that makes him refocus on the cute animal verses where his thoughts went 😅

Gou is barely containing herself. A cute guy, no, ITAMA ALONE, in her apartment!? Calm down, woman. But he looks so cute sitting there all nervous and getting swatted by her sassy baby

Dinner is amazing, which Gou’s very proud of not burning anything but she cockily tells him he’s lucky because, although she’s a good cook, she doesn’t often do it.

This is a very special thank you, just for him. So don’t go around telling people she can cook no really, don’t. her parents won’t make her food anymore if they knew

They’re both a little buzzed and decide to watch a movie because neither of them wanted to end the evening just yet

They pick a “feel good” movie because Gou thinks it’s a safe bet. It wasn’t. They both end up crying a little bit because of the plot

Then looking at each other and laughing a bit because neither one of them expected the other to be crying too

Itama tries to apologize for it or but Gou insists it’s not a big deal, she cries all the time. Plus he’s seen her ugly crying face twice now, so she should be the one apologizing

“even when you’re crying, you’re beautiful” slips out of his mouth

It’s at that moment Gou leans her head on his shoulder and tells him ‘thank you’ and that she thinks he’s beautiful too. Both inside and out.

And that’s the final push for Itama, he tells her how much he’s happy to have met her (sorry about how it happened?? But yeah) and how he finds himself becoming more and more curious about her the more time goes by

Gou: as a friend?

Itama: no, in a romantic way

Too stunned to speak when she cups his face and smooches him good but definitely returns the kiss

After that, they become a couple

You know those couples that coordinate their outfits? That’s them.

Also the “no, you hang up” couple. Genma has indeed hung up the phone for Itama at the firehouse after 3 minutes of them doing this.

Gou actually enjoys cooking and surprising him with meals because he looks so happy whenever she does

Itama is really supportive of her dreams and likes shopping with her for materials and helps her set up the studio

They get matching tiny heart tattoos

Itama likes kissing her forehead and tip of her nose

Gou likes kissing the back of his hand and cheek

Lee and Fuu have heard how amazing Gou’s new bf is and feel like they already know him by the time they meet

Her parents LOVE him and Gou gets along with 2 out of 3 of his brothers

They both get really attached very quickly in relationships and it’s a bit worrisome to their friends and family but both sides can agree that their loved one is safe with one another

#ask #gou x itama #my art #oc: gou #itama senju #naruto modern au

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xoxoavenger · 3 years

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They Walk In On You Changing

pairing: Avengers x Fem!Reader

summary: The Avengers walk in on you changing...

word count: 2238

warnings: talk of sex

avengers masterlist (ALL DISCLAIMERS CAN BE FOUND HERE)

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Tony Stark:

Y/N looked in the mirror, sighing as she realized that she didn’t like the way the seventh outfit of the day looked on her. She took the skirt off first, thinking maybe the top would look better with some jeans. She didn’t have time to cover up when the door was opening. She turned to see Tony, who was looking up, obviously trying his hardest not to look at her.

“There is a lock on the door. Ever heard of it?” He asked turning towards the door. “You should try it.” Tony was cursing himself, but he wasn’t quite sure if he was mad he walked in or mad he didn’t get a better look.

“Normal people knock.” Y/N told him, smiling as she put on pants. She saw his reflection in the mirror, still turned around. “I’m ready.” She watched as Tony turned around and eyed her outfit. She thought for a moment he'd tell her that they were actually going to a fancy restaurant, meaning she'd have to change again.

“Good, because I don’t usually offer my services until we’ve at least had a drink.” Tony told her, stepping behind her. Y/N rolled her eyes and smiled, turning to face him.

“Well, it’s a good thing we’re only going to dinner.” She turned off the light and began to walk out the door.

“Hey, no, wait!”

Peter Parker:

It was a hot day, hotter than it had been in awhile. Y/N had just gone on a walk with Peter, and she was sweating through her sweatshirt. She had left her phone with him, though, having asked him to hold it, and now she had to go to his room to get it. She just needed to get put of this goddamn sweatshirt.

Peter had amazing timing, however, because just as Y/N began to pull the sweatshirt over her head, which took her shirt with it, the door opened. Y/N turned to the sound, the sweatshirt over her head blocking the door from her sight. She only realized how horrible her decision was after she heard a gasp.

“Oh! Oh, sorry!” Peter yelled, and Y/N quickly threw off the sweatshirt and pulled her shirt down, blush coating her cheeks easily. Peter had gone back behind the door, but hadn’t closed it all the way. Instead, he stuck his hand on the other side with a thumbs up. “You look great!” He complimented, voice raised.

“Do you have my phone?” Y/N asked, smiling. Peter had seen Y/N without a shirt before, but his reaction was still the cutest.

“Right.” Peter opened the door cautiously, not meeting Y/N’s eyes as he reached into his pocket to hand her the phone.

“Peter, you’ve seen me without a shirt before. We’ve had sex.” Y/N told him, watching him blush deeper as he finally met her eyes.

“Yeah, but this is different! You didn’t consent, I walked in during a vulnerable time, you,” Peter didn’t get to finish his sentence, because Y/N had stepped forward and kissed him.

“It’s okay, Pete. Calm down.” She said after their brief kiss. Peter grabbed her close, shutting the door with his foot.

“Can you please make sure it’s locked next time. If I were anyone else,” Peter trailed off, and Y/N nodded, reaching past him to blindly lock it.

“Don’t worry, Spider-Man.”

Steve Rogers:

Y/N had put the dress on, but the zip was causing a bit of trouble. The dress itself was modest and pretty, perfect for a first date with the Captain.

“Oh, sorry.” Y/N heard from behind her. She turned to see Steve turned the other way, obviously embarrassed that he had seen the less than modest zip on her back. The zip ran all the way from her butt to her shoulders, leaving her entire back revealed. She understood that it was a lot for the Captian, but she couldn’t zip it up on her own.

“Steve, I’m sorry, I’m just - I’m having trouble with this zip.” She bit her lip, wringing her hands together. Hopefully this didn’t totally ruin their friendship and some-what budding relationship. “Can you get it?” She asked quietly. Steve nodded, looking at the ground until he was right in front of her. Y/N turned letting his fingers ghost over her back before zipping half way. The way his fingertips lightly touched her back as he pushed her hair to the side gave her goosebumps, and she fought back a shiver. Steve zipped it the rest of the way, and Y/N took a deep breath before turning around to see the blushing Avenger.

“Shall we go, then?” He asked, holding his arm out for her. Y/N giggled, grabbing it and flipping her hair back.

“We shall.”

Natasha Romanoff:

Oh, God, she had royally fucked it up this time. Natasha definitely knew that it was her who had broke the mug, as Sam had the biggest mouth in New York. He couldn’t keep a secret if his life depended on it.

Y/N sighed as she began to strip, hoping Natasha wouldn’t be able to find her if she hid in the shower. As she took off her shirt, Y/N wondered idly how long it would take for the water to run cold in the building. She wanted to test her theory, but thought against it as it would probably only enrage Natasha even more. It was exactly the opposite of what anyone wanted - to annoy their crush.

She began taking off her pants as she wondered once more if Natasha even liked girls. According to Bucky and Sam, she never talked about girls or boys, and she had never shared her sexuality. Maybe she was asexual. Y/N didn’t have any more time to think about this, however, because Natasha’s voice could be heard throughout the compound.

“Y/N!” She yelled, making Y/N froze, halfway from slipping her jeans off her feet. She was too late.

Fuck.

“I don’t know if you’re deaf, stupid, suicidal, or some twisted version of all three, because I say at least twice a week that the all black mug is-“ Natasha barged through the door, but cut herself off as she saw Y/N. She blinked, and Y/N realized as she straightened that this was the first time the spy had ever been rendered speechless in front of her.

Was this a good sign or a bad sign?

Y/N watched as Natasha let her eyes wonder her body, before nodding, smiling, and leaving.

What the fuck had just happened?

Thor Odinson:

Y/N hated Midgardian clothes. They were itchy and tight; the Asgardian dressed flowed much better and gave much more room to move around in. Y/N was fighting with a pair of jeans, willing them to not bond with her leg when she heard the door open. She hopped around, turning before she could realize she wasn’t wearing a shirt.

Shit.

“Oh! Sorry!” Thor bellowed, though he did not look sorry at all. The smirk on his face and the way he raked his eyes over Y/N again told a completely different story.

“Thor!” Y/N yelled, sure the blush had visibly spread to her chest as her face heated up. Thor didn’t leave, however, instead choosing to walk into the room and close the door behind him.

“You’re just too beautiful, Y/N. How is that my fault?” He asked, grabbing her waist and leaning down.

“You don’t see me walking into your room trying to sneak a peak because I want some.” Y/N told him, making him blush. He tried to hide it with a kiss, but the smile Y/N held onto as she grabbed his neck let him know that she knew.

“Again, not my fault.” He told her as they parted, making her laugh as he kissed her face some more.

Loki Odinson:

She was ready to finally relax, hoping to read a little before completely falling asleep. She was exhausted from her day of training, as well as entertaining Loki while he stayed in the Tower. Although Y/N hadn’t been on the team when Loki had tried to take over the world, she shared the common dislike of her teammates brother.

Even if he was sexy as hell.

Y/N tried not to think about Loki - his hair, his eyes, his body - God, why was he so fine? It wasn’t working well, and she groaned as she took her shirt and pants off, throwing them in the hamper. She went to the dresser that sat to the side of her bed, bending over to try and find some shorts and a t-shirt to settle in for the night.

“Do you not have locks on Midgard?” A voice asked behind her, making her jump. Y/N stood, as straight as a rail, looking into Loki’s eyes. “Not that I mind.” Loki smirked, and Y/N was throwing the bottle of makeup remover at Loki as quick as her hands could move. It wasn’t quick enough, because Loki caught it and smiled. It made Y/N’s heart race in either anger or lust - she wasn’t sure yet, maybe both.

“What are you doing?” Y/N asked, grabbing a blanket off her bed and holding it up to her to protect her body from Loki’s wandering eyes. When they made their way back to her face, she tried not to let it heat up under the intensity of his gaze.

“I was just coming to invite you to watch a movie with me - I’ve never seen one.” Loki told her, hands clasped behind his back.

“They don’t have movies on Asgard?” Y/N asked, almost forgetting she was half naked behind the blanket.

“No, however I’ve heard you go on and on about one, and I made Tony show me how to get it for you, so-“

“You made Tony get my favorite movie?” Y/N asked, cutting Loki’s rambling off. He blinked at her, as if she had just asked him what his name was.

“Of course I did.”

Bruce Banner:

“Oh, thank God you’re-“ Bruce cut himself off and walked back out of the room he had just walked into. Y/N had been sitting on the bed, clasping her bra as she changed out of the hospital gown and into the real clothes that Natasha had brought her.

“It’s okay, Bruce. You can come in.” Y/N said as she put the sweater over her head. She watched Bruce, face overcome in pink, walk into the room, making her smile. “You can continue.”

“What?” Bruce wasn’t stupid. He had seven PH.D’s. However, none of them could help him figure out what was going on in Y/N’s head.

“You were just saying thank God I’m,” Y/N moved her hand to indicate to him to continue, a teasing smile on her lips, and Bruce just nodded.

“Right, thank God you’re alive, because last time I saw you,” Bruce cut himself off, and when he looked at Y/N again she had a sad expression on her face, as if she actually felt his pain.

She could never.

“I know.” She patted the bed for him to sit, and he did, arm brushing hers no matter how hard he tried to stay still. “But I’m okay. I got through it.” Y/N put a hand on his thigh, making him blush another ten shades darker.

“I’m glad.”

Wanda Maximoff:

Y/N could hear a small giggle outside her room, and her heart sped up as she tried to figure out the right way for the shirt she was putting on to face. She was only putting it on so she could investigate outside, as if the talking outside her room were a secret mission.

It wasn’t obviously, but Y/N knew it was Wanda’s giggle, and she’d do anything to hear it louder.

“Sorry,” Wanda's voice was suddenly much closer, and when Y/N turned, only one arm through the shirt, she saw blush the color of Wanda’s hair coating her cheeks. Y/N’s eyes widened as she pulled her other arm through. “I thought this was my room.”

“It could be.” Y/N cringed as she said it, and Wanda laughed. Shit, she had fucked up and now Wanda wouldn’t even want to be her friend.

“Let’s go on a date first.” Wanda’s accent made Y/N look up. The red head was smiling, which made Y/N try and mimic it. “I’ll leave you too it.”

Bucky Barnes:

Y/N had made arguably the worst decision in her entire life.

Definitely the worst, actually.

She had stolen Bucky’s favorite gun, solely to get his attention. And then forgot about it. It wasn’t until hours later, while she was getting out of her shower, that she remembered thanks to a certain someone barging through the door.

“Y/N I know you,” The words slowly died on his lips as he realized that she was holding up a towel that covered very little. In her defense, she wasn’t expecting anyone to come into her room; she was lucky she had at least thought to wrap the towel around her body. “Sorry.” Bucky turned and went to close the door before pausing. He turned slightly smirking as he looked Y/N up and down again.

Her heart wasn’t beating out of her ribcage; it was clearly in her head.

“Actually, I’m not sorry.” He smirked as he walked in, grabbed his gun off her dresser, took another look at her, and then walked out the door, leaving her with wide eyes and a frozen body.

Had that actually just happened?

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raphsgrl · 2 years

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the y2k baddie with the tmnt was so good I’ve been scraping for crumbs please do another one whenever you have time. It would be greatly appreciated

AHHHH ty for the ask<3 luv u, babes

tw: 18+ONLY. mentions blowjob, implies sex, talks about tiddies. fem!reader.

Leonardo just adores when you bring your cute little juicy purse around with you.

You have this cute smile on your face when you wave it around all excitedly, rambling about how you have the perfect keychain to go with it.

Sometimes though.. you got them big ass ones. The ones with the rhinestones and such. One night when he was walking you home, pitch black out.

Some dumbass actually tried to kidnap you, not seeing the giant turtle I guess?

And you really just said “ew” and hit him across the face with your bag. This man went down quick on the pavement.

It just happened so fast. Leo was stuck standing there like 😳. You just turn back around, smile at him, grab his hand and say “come on, let’s go. I need my beauty sleep”

He just follows and steps over the guys body. After you guys get home, he tells you how hot that was. And, you can imagine what happened next ;)

Going back to what I said in the first post, Raphael loves to mess with your thong straps. Snapping them against your skin.

Smirking at you, when you whip around to look at him with a “Hey!” all pouty like.

When you wear red thongs though.. he’s immediately switching up with “damn I’m in love” and/or “damn, we gonna break the bed tonight”

I imagine Raph liking to get real messy with it. So when you have your sparkly gloss on, you try not to go around him if you are going somewhere. Because he will somehow rope you into a heavy make-out session. It ending with the gloss all over both of your mouths.

He probably wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, staring at your kiss swollen lips. Gloss smeared. He just wants you to get on your knees and suck his di-

Donatello loves your low tops, showing off your chest. It doesn’t matter if you have small titties or big mommy milkers

This man is a titty guy all the way in my opinion. You always got some type of long necklace, laying right on top of your cleavage sometimes.

When he’s working at his desk, you always come around to see what he’s up to. Which he doesn’t mind!

You just really distract him when you lean over, your tits almost spilling out of your top. With a pretty smile on your face, asking him what does this and this mean.

You are wearing one of your favorite tank tops. It’s purple and shimmery, super low-cut to show off your beautiful cleavage. A Chanel charm necklace laying right above it.

He gets so fidgety and shaky. Stuttering his way through of explaining the blueprints he’s making to upgrade the garbage truck.

He can’t even look you in the eye, looking everywhere else but you. You notice the weird behavior. Asking about it right away, “Don? Are you okay?”

His eyes stay glued to the floor. “Y-yeah. Of course I’m fine”

“Why won’t you look at me?” Your hands resting on your knees to slightly bend down to get eye level with him. You have a cutest frown on your face, head tilted slightly in confusion.

He feels almost choked by the situation and juicy couture perfume coming from you. When his eyes dart to you, you catch how he keeps flicking his eyes from yours back onto your chest.

You look down at yourself and back to him, “Wanna see em’?”

He actually chokes this time.

(disclaimer! i don’t really know how to write mikey that well >_<)

Michelangelo loves it when you wear tiny tube tops and such with your low-rise bottoms, showing off your cute belly.

He is definitely one to show you off, loving it when you have so much skin exposed.

I would imagine he likes to kiss your chest and neck randomly.

And when you lay on your stomach, just on your phone or looking at a magazine. He manhandles your hips and bends down to kiss your back.

Nipping at your waist and hips, smiling against your skin when you start to laugh.“Mikey! You scared me”

He can practically hear your smile.

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dreamcatcherrs · 3 years

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august - ranboo x reader

+ disclaimer! I don't know if ranboo actually has a cat :)

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: ranboo x f!reader

𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: ranboo can’t help but to blush every time you look at him, not realising that he was falling even harder for you than he realised.

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: 1.478

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none :)

song recommendation: august - taylor swift

the first time he’d spotted you was in science class, near the end of the school year. that one time you looked up and smiled at him because of something stupid he’d said to his friend, that you for some reason found funny - he couldn’t stop thinking of that smile for the rest of the day. the image of you stuck in his head.

the next time he saw you was in p.e. you were wearing those pretty red sports shorts that you always wore, but he for some reason had never noticed until now. and whenever you’d walk or run past him, the smell of vanilla would follow behind you, filling his nostrils with the scent, and it felt heavenly. from that day on, he decided that he really liked the smell of vanilla.

weeks went by before you first talked to him. you were sat behind him and had poked his shoulder to ask him if he had a spare pencil for you to borrow. he breathed in, eyes wide from surprise. were you talking to him? it was only when you tilted your head to the side with a playful smile on your face that he realised he’d been zoned out, completely forgetting that he had to respond.

“uh- yeah, sure.” he’d fumbled with his backpack, trying to fish out his pencil case only to remember… he didn't have one. he moved his hands back again, looking back up at you as you leaned over the table with a patient smile on your face. “uhm… actually, I don't have one either.”

that made you laugh, and he was just confused, cheeks turning red in embarrassment. “well, I guess I can't really complain about that,” you giggled, brushing a strand of hair out of your face. “I’m y/n, by the way. we have science together, I just don't think we ever got the chance to talk.” he grabbed the hand you’d put out to shake, staring into your bright eyes as you shook his hand. were there stars in your eyes? it looked like there was a whole other universe in there.

“I guess not-”

“hey, you two. eyes up here.” mr. jefferson, you douche-

“sorry mr. jefferson!” you apologised, before turning to send him a playful smile. as if you two had a secret that no one else knew about. he wondered if that smile was always able to get you out of trouble. he thought about it for a while as mr. jefferson explained the different historic sculptures, and then came to the conclusion, that no one could be mad at a person with such a smile for very long.

“aww, you never told me you had a kitty!”

he threw his backpack onto the arm chair in his living room, letting out an exasperated sigh as you followed behind him, or rather, followed his cat behind him. he turned around to see you crouched down beside his cat, softly petting it with the cutest smile on your face.

“yeah. pretty cute, right?” he joined you by petting the purring creature, heart bubbling with how cute the sight in front of him was. he wasn't just talking about the cat.

“well, should we get started?” you asked, shrugging your own backpack off and getting out a small notebook. he’d noticed you wrote in it a couple of times during the class before.

you’d both been assigned for a science project together - what a coincidence. he wasn't complaining though - not at all. you’d had fun times together in class since, now being sat beside each other. you’d gone to his place to put in some extra work ethic. “you’re lucky I actually like science! then we’ll get some work done.”

you plopped down on his couch, taking in the comfiness for a moment, before fishing out your computer. “are you implying something?” you giggled at his question, lifting a finger at him.

“that I do all of the work in science class while you sit and stare at me? yes.”

a wave of heat flooded over him, cheeks and ears turning red and his palms sweating up. was it that obvious?

you patted the spot on the couch beside you for him to sit down, a small smile etched onto your face. he did so, finding a comfortable way to sit in before looking over at your computer screen. you turned you head to him, scooting closer when you noticed he could barely see your screen. as if that would help his sweaty armpits and rosy cheeks…

“okay, do you remember our lesson about polar and non-polar electronegativity?” his face was blank. the words were foreign to him. was that the day you wore that pink lipstick? or did he just think that because he thought it looked so good on you?

you rolled your eyes playfully at his lack of response, proceeding to point at the screen and explain to him what it means. he listened to start off with, but then soon realised that his thoughts had drifted off to another place, eyes gazing over to look at you instead of the screen. and instead of listening, he started thinking about the way your lips moved - how cute and perfect they were. and how much he wanted to kiss them.

he lost his train of thought when you turned your head to him again, a frown on your face when noticing how lost in thought he was, clearly not paying attention, yet your look of disbelief quickly turned into a surprised expression. was he looking at you?

“you’re not listening.”

he looked bewildered for a moment, but quickly managed to clear his throat awkwardly, eyes turning to the screen again. “sorry.”

you began to explain again, and this time he only glanced over at you once when... was that blush on your cheeks?

the first time he kissed you was one month later, summer break. you were at the local park, basking in the rays of sun as the summer was soon to end. the smell of freshly mowed grass was all that filled your nostrils, and the fresh breeze every now and then was enough to keep you from melting under the heat of the sun.

you were sat at a nice waterfall, your backs turned towards it as you ate the sandwiches you had just bought. the sound of water trickling out of the different places on the statue was pleasant for your ears, peaceful really.

he’d gone to push his longer hair out of his face, and then rest his hand beside him, in the middle of the two of you. but instead of meeting a cold surface, his hand met your soft one, that was already resting right where he was about to put his hand.

he heard you gasp softly, head turning to look down at your hands. he looked back at you with wide eyes, which you quickly returned when realizing what had happened, a rosy colour spreading over your cheeks. and right then, he couldn’t help himself. he knew you hadn’t known each other for that long, but he knew you. and he for sure knew that he liked you.

as your eyes stared into his, head slightly leaning in, he kissed you. soft and sweet and short, and when he pulled back again, your eyes were closed and you didn’t look displeased at all. and that’s when he knew, you liked him, too.

“ranboo, I swear, if you rest your arm on my head one more time!”

he laughed at your small threat, removing his arm from its comfortable place on the top of your head. he ruffled your hair, just to annoy you, with a playful smirk on his face. you pouted at him, fixing your hair again and softly shoving at his chest.

“fine~ I’ll stop. you’re just so short, it’s hard not to,” he giggled, patting the top of your head lightly as he smiled down at you brightly.

“maybe you should just be shorter. then I won't have to get on my toes all the time to kiss you.” you crossed your arms, staring up at him with a smirk on your face.

he shrugged. “nah. I kinda like seeing you struggle with that.”

you rolled your eyes and let out a low grumble, acting like a kid who was just told they weren't allowed any candy. before you knew it, a dandelion was pushed back into your hair, followed suit by a quick peck on your cheek. your lips parted in surprise, eyes staring up at him again, before reaching your hand up to gently touch the flower, a small smile spreading across your face.

“now,” he started, leaning down to intertwine his fingers with yours. “shall we go out to enjoy the last day of august?”

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honeydewdrew · 2 years

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ghoulin’ around

a buzzfeed unsolved au, d.s headcanon

a/n: he’s back, baby. & he’s here to stay. live, laugh, love bfu!drew starkey au!

disclaimer: loosely based on episodes of buzzfeed unsolved :P

summary: castle in the mountains but you don’t even get there OR your car breaks down & there’s only one bed at the lodge

pairing: buzzfeed unsolved ghoul hunter!drew starkey x f!reader

warnings: swearing, nipples, a car breaking down, mad fluff

feedback and comments are super appreciated!!

for this week’s episode, you and drew (& the crew) hit the road for a drive up to the mountains to investigate an old castle, supposedly haunted by their former residents

it’s fall and as you and drew trail the cars in front of you carrying the crew and equipment, the autumn foliage lined the seemingly endless road

intercut here a montage of you and drew doing your very own karaoke, cutting between vibing to Khruangbin, to belting Ariana Grande, to trying to catch every Baby Keem lyric (we’re gonna pretend copyright isn’t an issue LOL), & even some Hamilton

“what is that?” you ask, when you see smoke coming out from the hood of the car

drew frowns in concern, “shit.”

after shooting the crew a quick text, everyone pulls over to the side of the road, just when the car starts surrounding itself with smoke

“looks like there’s a bit of a delay in our ghost adventure tonight,” you make a face into the go pro camera you took out

drew shows up behind you and says “you think it’s an omen? like the ghosties are mad and they wanna kill us before we even get there?”

you roll your eyes

with almost an hour left to the destination, you all decided it was too much to wait for the car to get fixed and try to make it there for the night, so the decision was made to check into the nearest lodge to spend the night

the little lodge 20 mins away was quaint and newly built, just a year old. everything was fresh and new and modern and not a creepy old place off the highway, which put you at ease. it wasn’t a spacious hotel, though, so after the crew booked their rooms, there was only one room available left

“so we’re sharing a room, i guess,” you tell drew, holding up the key. “one bed.”

he scratched the back of his neck and shrugged. “i can take the floor. if you can spare a pillow.”

“i know this place looks clean, but trust me, hotels are breeding grounds for germs. especially the grimy floors.”

“it’s okay, i don’t mind.”

“you’re nasty, drew. it’s fine, we can share it, i insist.”

night falls and everyone is settling in. you’ve showered and brushed your teeth and gotten changed and are now tucked under the sheets, scrolling through instagram, replying to a meme your group chat was discussing.

you don’t even notice drew is shirtless until he pulls back the covers and slips under the covers on his respective side of the bed.

you glance over then turn your head towards your phone to hide your face and try to ignore the heat in your cheeks

“your nipples are out,” you mutter.

“free the nipple, y/n. don’t bully my nips.”

you snort in response as he unplugs his phone from the charging cable. “should we post some behind the scenes for the unsolved account?”

still trying to ignore the warmth of his body so close to you, you give him a ‘mmhmm’ and he begins to film an insta story

“pit stop in this week’s production, we’ll be back at it in the morning! y/n, you have anything to say?” he turns the camera to you.

“oh shit,” you say, “hi guys! bit of a predicament today, but nothing the ghoul kids can’t handle. love you guys!” you give a big cheesy grin, waving to the camera

he turns the camera back to him, making a funny face before ending the recording

after a while of stiffness, you decide to turn in for bed and drew does the same. the two of you lie in the dark in silence for a while before you hear, “are you still awake?”

“yuh.”

“i’m bored.”

“what do you want to talk about?”

“i don’t know. are you cold?”

you flip over to face him. his hair is a mess and his eyes are tired. cutest thing you’ve seen all day.

“a little bit,” you respond. “i hate hotel bed sheets.”

“should we like... huddle closer?” he asks

you squint in the dark, trying to make out what his expression is. “like cuddling?”

he exhales, “yeah. i guess. i don’t want you to be uncomfortable or anything...”

“oh please it’s fine,” you scoot closer, your head almost tucked under his chin. “i’ve seen your bare butt. i can’t believe you did that by the way. they’re never letting us back there.”

“i’m telling you, the ghosts at that house won’t dare scare us if we do come back. my literal naked ass streaking through their halls should’ve spooked them enough.”

you both laugh and you melt into the soft rumble of his chest. “yeah. just keep your nipples away from me.”

“what is your problem with nipples?”

the two of you chat all night until your voices slur from sleepiness, and you’re lulled to sleep to the sound of drew talking about beavers

you wake the next morning incredibly warm. you clutch the pillow you were wrapped around closer, nuzzling into it when you realize it’s softly moving.

peeking your eyes open, you find your arms and legs around drew. as his big spoon. your face is pressed against his back and arm around his waist

you giggle a bit at the absurdity, trying to untangle yourself from him when he begins to shift and turn over, nearly crushing you.

you slip out just in time and his eyes open. “hi, sweets,” he says with a sleepy smile.

you bite back a sigh and feel heat in your cheeks again. hitting him with a pillow, you say, “rise and shine sleeping beauty! the day awaits!”

you’re the last ones to come down to the lobby and maddy, one of the producers, shoots you a look. you shoot a look back, one that suggested ‘i don’t know why you’re looking at me like that.”

the notification sounds from drew’s phone caught your attention. “what’s up with your phone?” you watch him scroll on his phone. “your phone’s been blowing up all morning? is it from all your side chicks?” you tease.

“yeah, becky and some others,” he smirks at you. “no it’s instagram. people are freaking out over the story i posted last night.”

you open your phone to a million notifications as well. if the do not disturb setting didn’t exist, there was no way you would’ve gotten any sleep.

oh my god they’re sleeping in the same bed !!!!!

does this confirm they’re dating??!

omg mom & dad 😍😍

mommy? sorry daddy? sorry mommy? sorry daddy?

he looks so good,,

“oh my god, they’re shipping us,” you say.

drew shrugs, “i mean they have been,” he looks over at you. “are you okay?”

“it’s fine,” you shut off your phone. “it’s just some comments. we’re professionals and this just feeds the fans. right?” part of you is scared. you felt like there were feelings being developed and the spotlight on the relationship between the two of you made you feel exposed.

“as professional as ghost hunters get,” drew says, forcing a chuckle, “but hey, let’s get this show on the road.”

#drew starkey x reader #drew starkey imagine #outer banks imagine #outer banks fic #buzzfeed unsolved! drew starkey #bfu!drew starkey #buzzfeed unsolved au

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