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nautiscarader · 5 hours
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okay, going to hospital. AGAIN.
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nautiscarader · 10 hours
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A wild Fat HO-OH Appeared!
Inspired by this amazing plush Link
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nautiscarader · 23 hours
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nautiscarader · 24 hours
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I'm sorry to hear you're still feeling sick. I hope it's just the fever and nothing serious, man.
well, tomorrow I will have my blood sample taken
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so we will have results on wednesdaY
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nautiscarader · 24 hours
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My cartoon for this weekend’s @guardian books
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nautiscarader · 1 day
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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends
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nautiscarader · 1 day
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About the AO3 "No Guest Comments for a while" warning
If you're not following any of AO3's social media accounts you might be in the dark as to what kind of "spam comments" have engendered this banner at the top of the site:
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These spam comments have been posted about a great deal on the AO3 subreddit for the past couple of days. Initially they comprised a bunch of guest (logged out users) bot comments that insulted authors by suggesting they were using AI and not writing their own fics. Some examples, from the subreddit:
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But it then escalated to outright graphic porn images and gifs being posted in comments, again by logged out 'Guest' accounts. Obviously, I'm not going to give examples of those, but between these two bot infestations, AO3 has clearly decided to act and has temporarily closed the ability to post comments for users who are not logged in with an AO3 account.
Unfortunately, this means that genuine readers who don't have an AO3 account won't be able to leave comments on fics that they enjoy.
If you are a genuine reader who doesn't yet have an AO3 account, I strongly suggest getting yourself on the waiting list for one. More and more AO3 authors are now locking their fics down to registered users only - either due to these bot comments or concerns about AI scraping their work - which means you're probably missing out on a lot of great stuff.
Hopefully guest commenting will be enabled again at some point soon, but I suggest not waiting until then. Get yourself on that list.
Wait times are going to be longer than usual at the moment, due to the current Wattpad purge [info on Fanlore | Wattpad subreddit thread], but if you're in line, then your invite will come through eventually.
Update: There's now a Megathread about this on the AO3 subreddit.
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nautiscarader · 1 day
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sadly, my weird fevers are still bugging me, so I may have to visit hospital
idk myself
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nautiscarader · 1 day
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More Wendip cause I'll never stop thinking of them.
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nautiscarader · 2 days
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Cozy morning 💕
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nautiscarader · 2 days
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Dipper doing magic spells.
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I was gonna draw him reading an incantation from some kind of spellbook but I couldn’t figure out how to do that without the book looking weird so
You get a lil’ flame instead!
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nautiscarader · 2 days
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You know, I am reading that "R-rated movie" Wendip idea, and can't help to think... what if a few years later,as happy parents, they go for sequel? Or what if Tambry proposes a spin-off...?
not sure why one couldn't assume both are possible - much like I will! after all,
While the theater had been scarcely populated, Wendy and Dipper's brazen acts certainly hadn't gone unnoticed. There were enough camera flashes and digital pings to ensure that the real show of that evening wouldn't be so easily forgotten. Dipper might have been nervous about that, as he sat splayed out in the afterglow, half naked and coated in the mess they'd made.
But Wendy assured him, then, that those in town had seen far weirder than their public display of intimacy. That much was true, certainly. When she said those in the town likely wouldn't mind what happened in the theater, Dipper believed in that too. And she'd been right, at least as far as consequences went - though someone very much did mind, after all.
At least, she minded in that she hadn't been invited, that is.
Tambry was elated when she stumbled across that video, some odd few days afterward during a late night internet binge. She didn't believe what she'd seen at first, the footage blurry and grainy enough that she wasn't certain. But Wendy's fiery orange hair was something she'd recognize anywhere, and the way the once reserved city boy lowered his inhibitions and his pants was all too befitting a Dipper who'd been seduced.
Which was why she was quick to suggest something akin to a spin-off, another night in a theater this time showing an older comedy that'd already been running for weeks. Wendy'd never heard of it, but she certainly didn't mind the suggestion. Dipper was typically timid about the matter, until he found his phone aflame in pictures of the two in varying degrees of undress in preparation for their date.
That's how Dipper ended up sitting through the trailers of a movie he'd already seen twice in his life, his shorts down around his knees and two different hands on his cock. How he wound up gritting his teeth on a moan as the room darkened, as a scant few others shuffled in just shy of the movie's start time.
He felt thankful, that they'd come in late. It was dark enough that those strangers likely weren't privy to what was going on in the middle of the theater. To Tambry's lips sealed around his cock, to Wendy's breasts smothered up against his face. They barely made it through the first act of the story before Tambry was outright naked, eager to bounce in his lap while Wendy cradled his palm to her stomach.
"Don't be shy, dude," She teased beneath the beat of the movie's score. "We're starting a franchise here."
While Dipper had enjoyed the movie the two times he'd seen it - once long ago, at an age where it surely impacted his humor and then again some years later, just before his move back into the Falls - he felt the show tonight was much better. It'd been hard for him to take his eyes off Tambry's bare ass as it swayed in his lap, as her flesh smacked to his thighs and her breath grew hot.
"Ah-after...noon delight..."
On instinct, he muttered along with the film. A line he'd heard twice had now become his, just as he made Tambry's womb his own. She clenched, bucked and roughly rode out her own orgasm and groaned into Wendy's mouth as she felt the heat of his cock. Within the light of the screen, he watched the two continue to kiss and grope at one another. It wasn't long before Wendy was out of her pants and, though he got a few chuckles in at the jokes that continued to fly, he found himself preoccupied again as Wendy crawled back into his lap, facing him as the third act started.
By the time the lights came up, the three were left slouched in their respective seats. Dipper kept his hat - Wendy's old one, of course - while Tambry and Wendy were yet nude, save the streaks of white that leaked down their bare thighs. It was the most exhausting trip to the movies that Dipper ever had, though it would be far from the last.
For a good few months later, the trio would return to that same theater. They'd manage the same seats, made obvious given the cum stains in the material that still lingered. And as the lights went down on another movie that none of them had even heard of before this evening, their clothes were loosened - and thankfully so, in Tambry and Wendy's case. The two were eager to flaunt their naked, pregnant bodies beneath the cover of movie theater darkness, to indulge in what had long since become routine.
And Dipper, as Wendy and Tambry knelt in the row to jointly suck at his cock, was just happy that their once-called franchise had continued to be a success.
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nautiscarader · 2 days
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nautiscarader · 3 days
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nautiscarader · 3 days
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DWADZIEŚCIA SZEŚĆ?
TAK JAK PAN BÓBR PRZYKAZAŁ?
translation:
Hello all, If I tell you that we are in discussions for a season 5 of Wakfu of 26 episodes, is it a party or not?
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O muj borze
OMG 🙏🙏🙏
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nautiscarader · 3 days
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Hi! In your opinion who do you think initiated s8x the first time between Amalia and Yugo on their wedding night? I headcanon both of them to be very needy and handsy behind closed doors especially Yugo :) I’d love to hear any smutty headcanons you have after the new chapter release!
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....okay, anon, honey, first of all, this is tumblr, we don't d0 th3 st00pid svb$titut1on shite that instagram and tik tok do
Secondly, it should obviously be s3x. COS 3 LOOKS LIKE CURSIVE E.
DOES NO ONE USE LEETSPEAK?
...ekhm, anyway, I think Amalia wants to unwrap those robes and check out what eliatrope magic has done to Yugo :)
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nautiscarader · 4 days
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Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.
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