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bramblebrine-art · 4 months

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seteth told him to only file an incident report for hubert if he STOPS sending death threats. he sends one each week to all the faculty in an exquisite, wax-sealed envelope and the rest usually happen during brawling tutoring.

#seteth is also the one who made him keep track to begin with #he has to fill one out every time hilda threatens him just in case holst gets involved #fire emblem three houses #fe3h #my jokes #my art #yuri leclerc

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shyjusticewarrior · 3 months

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"Superman is the most powerful man in DC-"

Wrong, it's Bernard Dowd. He manifested his crush's queer awakening.

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untamedeventuality · 6 months

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hi, this is your bank calling, we noticed some unusual activity on your account. yeah, you haven’t bought yourself a little treat this week, are you okay? oh you’re saving up for a big treat, thanks so much for letting us know we’ll unfreeze your account have a wonderful day

#my jokes #untamed rambles #little treat

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ichangemyusertoomuch · 8 months

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#moon knight #meme #incorrect quote #steven grant #marc spector #mr knight #marvel #jokes #my jokes #my art #mine

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crunkmouse · 30 days

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Patrick McKenna: Mr. Langdon! They’ve left another note with a new ambigram!

Robert Langdon: Show me!

Patrick McKenna: What does it mean?

Robert Langdon: Nice

#angels & demons #my jokes #Mickies #it gets that tag because I say so #robert langdon #patrick mckenna

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gloopdimension · 5 months

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what do you call a white person who kicks you in the balls

a nutcracker

#My jokes

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saguch · 10 months

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Harold Jenkins as a child: *approaches Reggie and asks to adopt him claiming that he was born with the guys on the same day and that he also has superpowers*

Also Harold when Reggie did not believe him and rude:

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sparrowsabre7 · 5 months

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*watching the Eighth Doctor say "Physician, Heal thyself" and regenerate into the War Doctor*

Me: More like "Physician, Hurt thyself" amirite?"

*booing and throwing of bottles ensues*

#doctor who #eighth doctor #war doctor #john hurt #paul mcgann #puns #my jokes

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random-dragon-exe · 3 months

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The steps to becoming a Disney Villain:

Be extra

Call everyone a fool

Slay (literally and figuratively)

#this is a shitpost #as you can see #don't mind me #just dropping this here #some humor #jokes #my jokes #disney #disney villains #I speak #the dragon speaks #random fandom thoughts #random fandom stuff

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reshramlove1ob · 6 months

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I’m sorry but toxic fans can ruin your fandom experience. They may be the minority but like, if they find you and decide they don’t like you, then…you’re gonna get bullied so hard.

I hate it when people say “don’t let the toxic fans ruin your experience” because that’s only true when people who are toxic aren’t interacting directly with you.

I’ve been “called out” for making a joke that wasn’t bad at all (it was literally loving slander…there was no hateful comments, nothing of the sort at all) and I’m lucky that the worst that happened was that I was blocked (which I blocked back so).

Just don’t be that person. Don’t attack someone for liking a ship (Dream x Killer drama), don’t get angry at people for slandering a character you like, and don’t hate someone who has different opinions than you on something that is. Not. Real.

#she talks #that’s why I left Undertale and cookie run #i can still enjoy them but only at the base level #i can’t interact with other fans the same way #I’m scared to share my ships #my jokes #I’m so scared #of people #just had to get this off my chest #this is NOT direct at at anyoen specific #i only used examples of what happened to me and my friend

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bramblebrine-art · 6 months

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the funniest thing in d2 remains the drifter's unyielding insistence that you're doing something huge and forbidden that no one's ever done before by sniping someone every now and then in gambit while shaxx is right down the road making up new ways for a lightbearer to be drawn and quartered each week

#the drifter #lord shaxx #saint 14 #destiny 2 #my art #my jokes

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shyjusticewarrior · 12 days

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Requirements to be Tim's family:

Not currently trying to maim him