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agdreamtale · 8 hours

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IS THE TALON/ HARBINGER OF DEATH THING REFERENCING REAPER? IDFK

#ag dreamtale #agdt #ardent gospel #utmv #undertale au #utmv ask blog #character asks #dreamtale au #dusttale au #dust sans #ag dust sans #joke post

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coswinx · 2 days

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To the person who's calling out Jamie from aroacesafeplaceforall, read the posts about Bramble the cat. She belongs to a minor (me) and is about to become the mascot of that page. Anything to say about that?

Exactly.

#Anti aroacesafeplace #i want garlic bread #joke post

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derangedsilly · 7 months

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My immediate thought to seeing this picture

#scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram vs the world #ramona flowers #scott w pilgrim #ramona v flowers #scott pilgrim’s precious little life #scott pilgrim comics #joke post #joke #Trans Ramona is real #lowkey this is unfunny

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fungicidecarhorn64ad · 9 months

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I don't get conservatives I'd love for a transgirl to shove her agenda down my throat

#shitpost #joke post #196 #r/196 #t4t nsft #lesbian #bottomposting #hornyposting

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homo-beehive · 3 months

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“why do you assume this character is autistic” because i am autistic. haven’t you heard, any character an autistic person likes gets hit with the Autism Beam

#autistic #actually autistic #joke post

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abbabunn · 2 months

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I'M SORRY BUT I HAD TO😭

Just thought it would be funny to draw exact opposite to the original lyrics

Inspired by this song if you wonder: Elvis Presley - Devil in disguise

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #joke post #Gosh I'm so tired

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bettertwin1 · 4 months

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The only reason I have a chasm is cause I have to worry about you bozos 24/7. You just don't get it, Leo. I'm the oldest here. I'm responsible for keeping us safe and making sure we can handle anything that comes our way. Cause If I don't, you could all end up faggots.

#TWITTER WONT LET ME POST HTIS IM CRHKNG #f slur reclaimed #joke post

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caicie · 3 months

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Tony: "Kid, where's my tequila?"

Peter: "Uh. I don't. I don't know, Mr Stark."

Tony: "…okay, I really didn't think I'd have to be the one to have this talk with you but I think you need to hear it. Look, kid, I've been where you are. You're trying to be cool, maybe getting mixed up in some things you know aren't right-"

Peter: "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED."

Tony: "Pete, there's no need to be embarrassed. God knows I'm not in a place to judge you but I want you to have a better life than I did. Making good decisions as a teenager. Maybe. Maybe I should call May. She'd probably be better at this."

Peter: "Don’t call Aunt May! Look I didn't. I didn't drink your tequila, okay?"

Tony: "Oh really? You just took my tequila, didn't drink it and then what? Poured it on- oh my god, Peter tell me you didn't."

Peter: "It was a light stabbing! It works in the movies!"

Tony: "A light stabb- YOU GOT STABBED!?”

#marvel #mcu #peter parker #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #please do not clean your wounds with alcohol it does not work like that #spiderman #spider man #tom holland spiderman #iron man #irondad #spiderson #joke post

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 6 months

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To non-horror fans, the 80% that Saw X has on Rotten Tomatoes probably means it’s mid.

To horror fans/Saw fans, that 80% might as well be the rare 100% Rotten Tomatoes score that appears once in a blue moon.