saggy gorma

CRIESSSS cries crys. Guy who wants to talk gormababies so bad.

I'VE DONE MORE HYLICING AT LONG LAST. i've had the world's most agonizing week so it's been great to be able to keep playing. this time i got through the cone cult zone and found my dear friend dedusmuln. i've also actually started winning fights! i managed to beat the guys guarding the gate machine (after getting shredded like six times -_-) and i also got one of the three tokens i need to unlock the Special Mysterious Television in the corner of the map. and then i went to the place with all the ghosts and DIED which left my boat a MILLION MILES AWAY. while i figure out how to get it back i've been grinding through the remaining spiral guys in the facility for more meat. also the cat in my house had a kitten?? it's so tiny and soso fast.

it's been great kicking ass and taking naps with dedus and exploring new things. i've gotten a bunch of new skills, more flesh and will, and i've been able to buy more healing items and armor and stuff to help me beat more enemies. besides the boat incident i feel like i'm making some big big progress and i'm really excited to keep playing but i gotta eat supper first... this has been episode two of me liveblogging hylics in your inbox thank you

YAYYYY DEDUSMULNNN Tell me. Did you swoon as she said LARGE UP! ? i did. i teared up. shes so kyute.

Hell yesss winning fights too! As you shred meat and get water coolers theyll only get easier (a tip w coolers too, DONT USE THEM until you have all of your party members! if you use them before you get somsnosa and pongorma<3, the will bonus wont apply to them.)

OOH THE SAGE TOKENS that unlocks a crazy cool gestutre (that in hindsight has a very interesting name..). You must reach tv island.

JFJSJFJD THE GHOSTSSSS the game only gets scarier from here. I hope you like statues! If you havent noticed quite yet the ghosts can only be harmed through gestures.. i forget whether or not Hypno Sigils work on them. That too its always irritating to lose the boat.. if you go into the afterlife and pick the crystal that returns you back to waynehouse (or that randomized city name) you can get back to the boat dock that'll properly summon it back for you.

Pay attention to how many kittens are in your house with each act..its a fun little surprise :)

Yessss yesbyes bc you are making big progress!! Id say youre a little under halfway thru the game..how many hours do you have? i had 6 or so on my first playthru djdjgjjsjd

dedusmuln voice @ pongorma. Thats a nice placenta you have there, my Knight. Um. Wipes mouth

I think ppngormas legs would swell to like an AGONIZING level*. cant walk at all from both the pain and just How badly they swell. Itd make her feel so useless

not to send this vid again but its just so gormababies i cant

I know she does not cope well when the hylic heat gets to her

cherish the wayne larva

Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

i put. way. too much. effort. into this.

my wibbys

waiter! waiter! more somsnosa content please!

sir yes sir OORAH

i lov opening my tumblr to see gormabebys. gormabebys 5ever <3

HEHE:). Gormabibbys 5ever!!

wayne calling pongorma big daddy

are we really calling hazbin modern musical done right