Hot take if Malleus came to our world no one would even question it unless he was at an anime expo.

Malleus: Yuu, I thought you said there were only humans in your world?

Yuu: Yeah, why?

Malleus:... I thought I'd get more questions.

Yuu: oh yeah no that's like the top way to get canceled on the internet

Malleus:...Canceled..?

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BUT imagine he comes to your world using a portal that lands him in an anime convention and-

Stranger 1: Oh my god those look so realistic, can I touch them?

Stranger 2: Ayo how did you make those? Resin and acrylic? Dude those are sick.

Stranger 3: Ooh where'd you get those contacts?

Malleus: .....they LIKE ME ohsevensohsevensohsevens---

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I'm such a whore for mixing both worlds lmfao but let's be honest Malleus would shrivel up and die in our world as soon as someone told him 'just use Google maps' when he asked a stranger for directions to your house.💀

i like them, i just think they’re neat

ko-fi

Text posts passed peer review !! Hehe

(@t4tepeldeuce get text post meme'd lol)

dont be unhinged about fictional characters mouths dont be unhinged about fictional characters mouths dont be unhinged about fictional characters -

I want them to BITE me

Last dance

MY BOYS MY BABIES

マレレオ pocky game

I was on Pinterest, as you do and I found these:

This is what Malleus hair would look like irl. Not for cosplay, but twst if it theoretically was a live action.

Horny fan misinterpreting Malleus' lines #666:

"I shall be your escort tonight. Give yourself up to me."

(He actually says "let me lead this dance" in the 2nd sentence but that line can also be sexy euphemism in smut 🥵)

why is twisted wonderland like "i am going to ruin your life maybe destroy your worldview a little bit <3 i am going to make you get attatched to these ridiculously named anime boy versions of disney characters and then watch them go through every trauma imaginable that keeps getting progressively worse and more complex as we keep going. i am going to fundamentally change you for better or worse and you will never be able to watch a disney movie again without thinking of me. i am going to make you watch as these awkward teens navigate through Evil Highschool and you have to find Your place in it, knowing fully well that, at the end, after all of that, you will leave all your friends and return to your own world alone again" but also "omg hey girl do you want to see your babygirl as a bunny or a plushie perhaps? say yes"

You amazing people deserve to see this magnificence.

I'm cracking up HELP

Bonus: Malleus, fae and heir to the throne of Briar Valley, a mage respected and feared by all in Twisted Wonderland, turns into a full on nerd when he meets a talking gargoyle

batman’s son

Im fully under the impression Malleus would kiss you anyways because he doesn't think a human illness would effect fae and espically not one as powerful as he is, and the be very confused come the next day when he somehow feels like he no longer has energy. You can expect a very angry Sebek at your door as soon as he finds out Malleus is sick and that you were the last one near him.

Sebek gonna catch these hands if he starts yelling at me when I'm sick 😠

Like, I have a very short temper when I'm sick. And this boy??? With his repressed issues??? Comes to yell at me??? For something that wasn't my fault???

You best believe that I am going to rip him to shreds verbally or physically 😤 I am a feral raccoon in the disguise of a magicless human my guy, do not underestimate me.

Poor Silver holding me back from strangling Sebek while Lilia looks on from the sidelines 😂 meanwhile Malleus is in his room, wondering why I haven't arrived yet even though he told Sebek to get me.

don’t let him fool you, he totally squeezed you after you took this photo (and he didn’t give the cardigan back)

also here’s the leech twins together bc it would feel wrong to separate them

I just had to share this

My IRL friend drew this as a gift for my birthday last year !

I love them so much for it

Please don't steal !