Token Straight Friend™️ strikes again

Sure, you can date a pretty long-haired femme, but watch out.

ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵈʳᵒʷⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᶦⁿ ʰᵉʳ ʰᵃᶦʳ

Me looking at my partner and speaking in a David Attenborough voice: “and here we see the wild dorkass butch in its natural habitat being a complete dumbass, often times their crippling social anxiety will need to be offset by a femme or in rare instances a cocky butch.

This specimen is currently seeking a group of butches known collectively as a hardware store. This can be done with the use of flannel, loud shirts, cute shyness, and good friendship, Upon membership into a hardware store the dorkass butch will be given the following. A standard tool belt, eye protection, a hard hat, ‘friendly head’ and the most common tool for a butch a 6 inch “ball peen hammer”. Not to be confused for the courting gift of a roofer’s hammer.

The Pacific Northwest dorkass butch uses the standard lesbian mating call of “I wish I had a girlfriend” which is most commonly responded to with “me too” by potential mates and never followed up on because nobody wants to be weird”

My partner in a giggling fit: omg I love you so much

@undyne-the-fish (I added a little more babe)

wednesday addams is aromantic and aplatonic, if you disagree fuck you, you’re wrong

me, posting a thirst trap(?) for the gays:

straight girls from my school in my dms: i wish i was that lipstick tube ur holding between ur teeth

ok it’s october now who’s gonna fall in love with me

I had a dream last night there was this meme circulating that said

"heterosexuals be like

Florida"

With an image of resetti edited over a map of Florida saying STRAIGHT

not a boy or a girl but a secret third thing. i can’t tell you what though bc it’s a secret

so anyway. gender

I am masculine in the same way these water dwelling whores are. These sea sluts.

no "other/see results" option bc JUST CHOOSE ONE

YOU TOO, GENDER-CONFORMERS,

EVERYONE!

Hold on everyone I think I’m on to something

Ho-oh is a trans woman confirmed

i am really sorry for being attracted to men, i try not to, but there lives this small annoying gay himbo inside me, who just starts screaming like crazy when i see steve rogers

never gonna argue with an butch lesbian. whatever u say handsome. wanna make out

I really hope that when Space Marine II comes out they let you choose Titus’ pronouns just to fuck with this guy specifically