miss-americanbi
the gornās number-one fan š
she/her š³ļøāš || constantly betting on losing dogs || fond of queer people in situations || come here without nuance and iāll break your legs :)
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you're a demon and you're standing in the backroom of your angel's bookshop. the walls are painted in the same color as your eyes
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rip crowley you wouldāve loved chappell roan
#let him have his femininomenon moment please#crowley#chappell roan#good omens#go#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#americanbiās posts
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sundays so scary you genuinely consider dropping out and rejoining the horse industry (this will only lead to even scarier sundays as horses are walking liabilities)
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yall reading my thoughts a LITTLE TOO EASY
who do I have to speak to to change the prophecy?
part 1/?
the devil works fast but i work faster
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iāll add one more: āsi quieres ver porno, hazlo en otro lugarā
Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.
#native spanish speakers donāt kill me#i am but a student of the language#but fr the benefits of knowing four languages#is watching this guy getting ratioed in every single one#get fucked incels#fallout#americanbiās comments#americanbiās reblogs
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dogmeat once again winning ābestest boy of the apocalypseā award. literally no one doing it like him.
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me saying āthatās so falloutā when literally anything happens in the fallout tv series (i am, in fact, watching a show based on that game)
#itās all just SO fallout#the set design was insane#aka why practical effects#win every time#fallout#fallout prime#fallout new vegas#fallout 4#fallout 76#fallout tv series#fallout show#americanbiās posts
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i hope all you fallout tv doubters are eating your words right now
#i had FAITH#after the last of us#never doubted for a minute#fallout#fallout prime#americanbiās posts
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never thought iād relate to cas but here we are
dean [voicemail]: hey, cas. itās dean. again. just calling to see what you were up toā¦ feels like i- we, havenāt heard from you in awhile. would it kill you to give me- us, a call every now and again? haha. heh. anyways. like i said. justā¦ checking in. i- we. we worry. when you go awol like this. me and sam. the both of usā¦.. you know you can always call us if you need us, right? uh. me. you can call me. if you need me. weāll be there. iāll be there. jesus. uh. anyways. thatās all. i guess. call me when you get this. please. or donāt. whatever. uh, talk to you soon, man. i hope. bye.
text message from cas, several days later: š
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sundays so scary all you can do is put your faith in the age old mantra "write drunk, edit sober"
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howād a complete stranger depict exactly how i sleep???
you all hate the position i sleep in because you havenāt advanced to my level and youāre jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
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NOT MY BEDTIME STORIES
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new hozier drop was written for ineffable divorce crowley and ineffable divorce crowley only thanks
#hozier#unheard ep#good omens#good omens s2#good omens ending#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#ineffable idiots#aziracrow#crowley x arizaphale#crowley angst#crowley good omens#americanbiās posts
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not to stir the pot butā¦ this is why i have such a hard time being friends with straight women.
some people act like youre waterboarding them if you want to talk about women instead of men
#like even if you think youāve decentralized your life from men#you havenāt sorry!!#americanbiās comments#americanbiās reblogs
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