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#just siblings being siblings
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Jason: What's got you both upset? Finally agree on something?
Damian: Yes, but not important, Father has decided to crack down on the "no swearing" rule
Tim: Some situations deserve a fuck or two ya know?
Jason: Just ignore him. That's what everyone does when he gets uptight about stupid rules
Dick: No no, he's been like this a few times before. Here's what you do; wait until he's doing his "I am the scariest thing in Gotham" interrogation bit. Then hit him with the silliest "Gee Golly" you can manage. He'll be begging you to swear by the end of patrol
Tim: Dick you're a genius!
Dick: Don't spread it around. It'll ruin my cover
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shycorvid · 2 months
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Just like how Jason Todd thinks he can help reduce crime by taking over and doing a better job of it, Tim Drake could do the same thing but with all those rogues with multiple degrees.
Tim- They won't have time to become rogues and hire minions if they're my minions first. The Rest of the Family (except Jason)- *concerned bat noises* Jason- *nodding* Makes sense to me.
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rendomski · 2 months
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When you watch this scene now, I swear, you can hear Echo groaning in the background, “Kark, not again!” While the squad fight for their lives, Hunter and Crosshair fall back into a routine of beating the shit out of each other.
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Giff by @darrye
I also appreciate how the shortstack puts to good use his broad shoulders and the low center of gravity. Can watch it on loop for ages 😃
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mylifeingotham · 2 months
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The Batfam as interactions I’ve had with my brothers
Jason to Damian- Did you know we found you in the bin when you were a baby?
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*something ugly comes on the tv*
Dick- haha that’s you
Jason- -_-
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*Tim barricading the door*
Damian trying to push the door- Lemme in!
Tim- Go away
*Tim opens the door so Damian falls*
Damian- DAD!
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*Dick barges into Jason’s room*
Dick- *Stares*
Jason- *Stares*
Dick- *Walks to mirror and fixes hair*
*Dick leaves without saying anything*
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*Dick doing a driving lesson with Bruce*
Jason in the backseat- *hysterical screaming*
Dick- Shut up!
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Damian- *pushes Tim off a wall*
Tim- *ends up in the ER with a broken arm*
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saturnisscreaming · 4 months
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The bit of 2024 is gaslighting my sister into thinking she has rabies
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 11 months
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[Emmet, jumps in front of Ingo’s S/o whose posing with Chandelure.]
Emmet: Ha! I jumped in front of your picture! Now it's ruined!
Ingo, who was painting I-S/o and Chandelure together:...
Ingo, flatly: Emmet this isn't a photograph. I'm not just gonna paint you into my- *jumps back in shock* Aaa!
[Ingo is flabbergasted to see he actually did paint Emmet into his picture.]
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halfagony-halfhope · 8 months
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someone in the comments said this video is like the lizzie bennet diaries and i’m dying at how accurate that is
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airjemsfandump · 29 days
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When in an AU
An AU where Rafayel and MC are siblings and Zayraf is Zayraf.
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ahhlehlehlehleh · 2 years
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I just wanted some siblings Crosshair and Omega doing dumb things.
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bluesey-182 · 4 months
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my brother won a ring doorbell at his work christmas party and we, in true sibling fashion, regularly use it to annoy each other bc it's set up to send both of us alerts when someone's at our door
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Robin! Jason: Can we get ice cream on the way back?
Nightwing: What did Batman say?
Robin: No
Nightwing: So why would we get ice cream?
Robin: Because Batman isn't the boss of you
Nightwing: For the record, I know what you're trying to do and I'm going to allow it just this once
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spacefinch · 8 months
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Carlos, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Mikey, just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
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Rhaenyra knew her father wouldn't actually have her baby brother tortured she just wanted to scare the little shit.
As is her gods given Right as his Big Sister.
[Dont @ me. This is not a serious statement, this is a Joke]
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stapledsquirrel · 2 years
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pikselis · 1 year
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effervescentdragon · 2 years
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the main difference between me and my sister as people is that she just called me because she freaked out about sleeping with her contacts for the first time in the 10 years shes been wearing them and i told her i know firsthand that she can sleep with those contacts for 5 nights in a row before it becomes a problem ✌️
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