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Behold a conversation between myself and a friend (I'm green)
(I was unaware of the reference being made, unfamiliar with the source material lol)
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saturnisscreaming · 6 days
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Humans have 206 bones but I only have one. They're all connected. I can reach down my throat, pull out my skeleton, and it'll dance around like we're in a cartoon
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saturnisscreaming · 7 days
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I was in a zoom call the other day and my camera was being weird. Apparently it made me look like I was trapped in a staticky TV and honestly? I'm so here for that, all technology should distort around me
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saturnisscreaming · 8 days
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My favorite bit right now is to say "just like real life" in response to things that absolutely do not apply to real life
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saturnisscreaming · 28 days
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Hello friend can you put your skin back on please? I know it's uncomfortable but it's widely regarded as impolite to remove it
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saturnisscreaming · 28 days
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Can you feel the worms under your skin? They're there I promise
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saturnisscreaming · 2 months
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Realistically how long do you think it would take you to realize you were in a time loop?
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saturnisscreaming · 2 months
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Beware of the creature with 10,000 eyes. It's in your vicinity
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saturnisscreaming · 3 months
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I love seeing the "caution event ahead" sign while I'm driving on the country roads back to school
Really enhances the vibe
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saturnisscreaming · 3 months
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It's been days since I've seen anyone. It's never silent. The world shrieks loud enough to make your ears bleed if you aren't careful. They never should have done that. They never should have done that. They never should have done that. They never should have done that.
There is no solution.
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saturnisscreaming · 3 months
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Sometimes I wonder if vampires and zombies could be the same creature. Hear me out if a vampire is dead, they can't heal which means if they get any wounds they stay. What if zombies are just vampires further along in the process of rotting
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saturnisscreaming · 4 months
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Whenever I get surveys that ask what brands I've heard of I always lie and say I haven't heard of any of them just to screw with their data collection
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saturnisscreaming · 4 months
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The bit of 2024 is gaslighting my sister into thinking she has rabies
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saturnisscreaming · 4 months
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Sometimes I forget to turn my fan on before going to bed and then I just lay there wondering why my skin is crawling before I realize oh it's the silence
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saturnisscreaming · 4 months
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I had a dream the other night where I was in a forest that was all black and white with spooky creatures with blank white eyes
I ended up in a colorful castle and meeting death. She was cool
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saturnisscreaming · 5 months
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I have started learning to knit. Watch out worms
People who knit
Morals aside if you had a very very long worm that could feel no pain could/would you knit something with it
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saturnisscreaming · 5 months
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Fun fact I used to laugh in my sleep and sleep with one eye open
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