In a way Goncharov (1973) really is the greatest gangster movie ever made. There are thousands of people dreaming up their own versions of this movie. With more plot threads than could ever actually fit into a 2 hour movie. No actual film could ever compare to the imagination of a million strangers and that's weirdly beautiful.
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Lies and SLANDER TIKTOK COULD NEVER
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*stares at you ominously from the walmart ceiling*
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🦴OLD DOG TIRED OF NEW TRICKS🦴
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Okay, but have we considered the new Goncharov effect, which is that now posts about real movies sound fake?
...A film called Glass Onion, you say? (hmmm, like the parody site “The Onion”?) In which international heartthrob and Bond actor Daniel Craig plays a confirmed gay character? In the middle of a murder mystery? On a beautiful exotic Greek island? With the legendary and gorgeous non-binary bicon Janelle Monáe as a part of the cast as well? In a double role? All of my queer heart’s dreams coming true in one subtextually homoerotic action movie? Nice try, Tumblr. I’m not falling for that one twice.
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Great apes as styled by Lisa Frank 💕
The gibbon one was too cursed to post.
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If you ever want to find me go to the forest and wait in the clearing that is oddly dark for the middle of the day, I'll be there eventually
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if you hear a noise in the kitchen and you’re alone, don’t worry.
i’m just getting a snack :)
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