Toxic what do you think raider!joel would do if he saw sweet pea in a lingerie set? Like say during a scout or something she secretly found it and thought it was pretty and wanted to surprise him one night? Like it’s somehow held up over time fairly well.
Feel like he’d go feral. (Please excuse my smutty as all hell gif I found - I couldn’t resist, javi reminds me of raider!Joel sometimes)
Hhhhhh ty for this thot and image 🥵🥵 I agree, I think he would hardly be able to control himself.
I also couldn't help but think, hypothetically, what if she got the set by being bad? Like convincing Carter it was fine to take her to the mall 🤭 kind of like speakeasy (where joel is initially 🤨) but with raider you might need to be straightened out a bit. And if his possessiveness got triggered, uh oh.
Many Latin words didn't survive in the Romance languages. For example, fēlēs (cat) was displaced by cattus, which became French chat, Italian gatto, and Spanish and Portuguese gato. Using the laws of sound change, I worked out what fēlēs and eight other Latin words would look like in four of the daughter languages if they had survived.
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Oh thing I find hilarious is that pro-Palestinians will always say Israel’s air strikes can’t kill hamas because they’re in the tunnels, but then believe hamas when they say hostages were killed because of said air strikes, despite hostages being hidden in tunnels.
"Do you ever wonder what life would have been like if you'd said yes?" said Ridcully.
"No."
"I suppose we'd have settled down, had children, grandchildren, that sort of thing..."
Granny shrugged. It was the sort of thing romantic idiots said. But there was something in the air tonight...
"What about the fire?" she said.
"What fire?"
"Swept through our house just after we were married. Killed us both."
"What fire? I don't know anything about any fire?"
Granny turned around.
"Of course not! It didn't happen. But the point is, it might have happened. You can't say 'if this didn't happen then that would have happened' because you don't know everything that might have happened. You might think something'd be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible. You can't say 'if only I'd...' because you could be wishing for anything. The point is, you'll never know. You've gone past. So there's no use thinking about it. So I don't."
We were discussing Booker evolving to protect Peach from something FAR meaner. He'd be huge and fluffy. it got to naps on such a big soft boi, and of course thats cause for chaos in that household.
Rules: No weapons, they are all warehouse, they get one month in advance to strategize/train however they please, alliances are allowed BUT no one is allowed to leave until there is only one left standing.
My personal arguments for/against each option under the cut
Ted Nivison (Pros)
The tallest out of the four (6’4, 200+lbs)
Known to shatter shins of children with his baseball bat (has a knack for violence/bloodlust is there)
Most impulsive (quick acting)
Drinks milk (stronger than average bones)
Has the most opportunity for alliances
Ted Nivison (Cons)
Bad at planning ahead (mentioned in Chuckle Sandwich + Jarvis’ Podcast I think)
Most impulsive (can lead to a fuck up)
No baseball bat
Schlatt (Pros)
Loves planning ahead (can/will strategize)
Similar physical condition as Ted
Fan favorite (most likely to get away with this without getting cancelled) (not the most relevant but still)
History of violence (rip to all those keyboards)
Would purposefully wear Timbs (better for stomping)
Schlatt (Cons)
Impatient
Most likely will be viewed as biggest threat (most likely to be targeted)
Least trusted if in an alliance
Tucker (Pros)
Near guarantee alliance with Ted
Was in the military
Did tackle Schlatt relatively easily in gun range video
Has a wife (more motivation to survive)
Tucker (Cons)
Ted is most likely the ONLY alliance he can get with
Unknown height but definitely shorter than Ted and Schlatt
you're hypothetically cockwarming Joel in a dress and no panties and your blindfold slips down, right before all hell breaks loose. Because oh shit, some bad guys are in pursuit. Now Joel has to roll down the window and shoot a machine gun. You're still on his cock until the van swerves which throws you across the van and onto Carter's lap. All Carter can do is hold onto you like he's a human seatbelt even though your tits are out while he does expert driving maneuvers and Joel is hanging all the way out the window with his machine gun. The van stops and Joel quickly finally puts his cock away to go personally knife these guys and you're left catching your breath in Carter's lap leaking all over him and only getting wetter.
You're both gonna have to try to forget how this feels, with you pressed up against him, sitting right on the warm bulge of his ample, lonely, underutilized manhood. And he's gonna have to try not to think about how it's a good thing he wasn't jacking off (I mean, why would he be?) when this all went down because otherwise you could have landed on his cock and the movement of the van and his driving could have jostled you right down onto it and if you moaned or something it would be totally natural, and if it was a long chase and he came inside you that'd be natural too but it's a good thing he wasn't jacking off so no one has to worry about any of that. Now it's been several seconds of reflection about all the things that didn't happen and you're still sitting there in his lap and you're both frozen.