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nabwastaken · 2 days
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Hatchetfield Tumblr Dashboard Simulator
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🧔 timsdaddyhouston Follow
So a couple years after the.. 'accident' I got my car fixed at my buddy's repair shop and now it's talking to me? And telling me she's my dead wife? @tonygreensbodyshop do you know anything about this?
🔧 tonygreensbodyshop Follow
Nope. Nothing. Maybe you could talk to @msretrosofficial about it?
🌟 flemwad69 Follow
OP i suggest you fuck your hot car wife
🤓 hotchocolateboi Follow
OMG RUUTTTHH THAT'S LITERALLY OUR SHOP TEACHER STOP
🧔 timsdaddyhouston Follow
Been there, done that.
🤓 hotchocolateboi Follow
..wait, what now?
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🌟 flemwad69 Follow
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she's a news anchor. he's also a news anchor. Their 5 year long stint as the co hosts of Morning Cup Of News will change your perception of love.
👨🏻 iamdanreynolds Follow
Uhm, what now?
👩thats-amazing-donna Follow
I second that, what the hell?
🌟 flemwad69 Follow
OH SHIT YOU GUYS HAVE TUMBLR I HAVE TO GO DELETE SO MANY POSTS NOW-
🐿 peanuts-the-hatchetfield-pocket-squirrel
No no OP, you're right. They're really lovey dovey off camera.
🌟 flemwad69 Follow
PEANUTS???
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😎 steph-lauter-the-mayors-daughter Follow
a test.
👨‍💼 normalman23 Follow
Sure, to our knowledge the Ape Man isn't real and if he was, why would he come to my house? But consider this, dear reader. Peanuts The Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel is simply too busy and too famous to show up at my, a normal office worker's, house.
Damn I wish I was him.
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🗳️ hatchetfield-confessions Follow
You know what, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. I think Ted Spankoffski is hotter than Dan Reynolds.
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🥴 dans-biggest-fan Follow
Anon I am at your house right now with a gun.
🚬 lex-foster
Omg mom GET OFF TUMBLR
#like srsly wtf? #she literally runs a dan reynolds fan blog you guys #like feed your children omg
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🍆 spankman69-deactivated20041017
Yo I just found this sick time travelling box what do I do with it
🐐 tick-tock Follow
Perhaps you should try using it to go back in time and fix your mistakes, OP! Hahaha hahaha!
🍆 spankman69-deactivated20041017
Sure thing, doesn't sound risky at all.
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🫓msretrosofficial-deactivated20200604
Miss Retro's will temporarily be closed for renovations! Hope to see y'all back when we reopen! <3 <3 <3
👦🏻just-a-social-worker-guy Follow
Just stumbed upon this post and I am wondering, who is OP? And why do I feel such a weird feeling around her?
✨️ holidays-are-over
Wouldn't you like to know..
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🌐 hatchetfield-morning-news-official Follow
Good Morning Hatchetfield! Make sure to tune in today at 9:00 am sharp to hear more about Hatchetfield's favorite pocket squirrel!
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Updating about this on my main and.. what the fuck?
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PEANUTS THE HATCHETFIELD POCKET SQUIRREL IS TALKING!!
👨🏻 iamdanreynolds Follow
HE'S A SENTIENT BEING!
👩thats-amazing-donna Follow
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
👨🏻 iamdanreynolds Follow
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?!
👩thats-amazing-donna Follow
WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP?!
👨🏻 iamdanreynolds Follow
IS THERE A GOD?!
💥 hatchetfield-disaster-archive
Hatchetfield Disaster Log: Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel starts talking, and the Hatchetfield News studio is set on fire.
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lizardsfromspace · 1 day
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*medical TikTok voice* Little known fact, but if people with ADHD are understimulated, their ADHD brains can become telekinetic. This footage from a 1996 documentary shows
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strangestcase · 2 years
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🥧​ picnicgoer Follow
where did my basket go
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🐜​ ant1 Follow
tee hee
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🐜​ then4ughty4nt Follow
giggle
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🐜​ dutiful-ant-guy Follow
hmmm yummy treats
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🐜​ queenofants Follow
I love baskets
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annabelle--cane · 1 year
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"we voted a faceless character as tumblr's number one sexyman" false. cecil HAS a face, we just haven't seen it and thus all have to guess. the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home, however,
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realuity · 2 months
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managed to dig up this screenshot of Adventures in Drowsytown. anyone remember that show? it only really aired late at night, which is weird for a kids cartoon. i heard the company that produced it was never really traced back to anyone and they only made like.. 2 seasons tops.
nobody outside of hatchetfield ever heard of it either, let alone my own parents, even though i swear it was popular as all hell. they even had plushes! no idea where any of them went, though..
inspired by @the-wizards-fandom-library's posts! designing cartoon-friendly versions of the wretched brothers was fun as hell.
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fanby-fckry · 2 months
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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow
23 hr. ago
adam is literally sinner coded because of his war crimes. but whatever
🍸 bar-cat75 Follow
23 hr. ago
Angel, I know this is a joke, but just remember that if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he’ll answer.
🍎 luci-goosey-666 Follow
1 min. ago
Hi! :D
#jumpscaring my denizens #irl source
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🎀 charlies-angel Follow
8 min. ago
New url now that the cat’s out of the bag.
moth-gf -> @.charlies-angel
🌈 hells-disney-princess Follow
8 min. ago
Awwwwww, babe!!! 🥹🥰💖
🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow
2 min. ago
gay
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💙 ozzie-king-of-lust Follow
1 hr. ago
Lmao I love how Adam fought the radio demon, the princess of hell, and Lucifer himself, but in the end the one to put him down is a two-foot tall cyclops with a knife and blood lust.
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💙 ozzie-king-of-lust Follow
58 min. ago
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@.jest-fizzarolli Fizzie Frog, you cannot leave this in the tags.
🐸 jest-fizzarolli Follow
57 min. ago
:3
#ozzie peer-reviewed my tags #is he biased? #yes #but idc ↯ #niffty lady ↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #adam ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #jesters privilege #irl source
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🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow
12 hr. ago
if I make it outta this alive, I’m gonna tell my crush I’m in love with him.
🕸️ angie-fluffy-bootz Follow
2 hr. ago
fuck
#well well well #if it isnt the consequences of my own actions
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🐝 queen-bee-lzebub Follow
3 hr. ago
Nice try Heaven, but: L + Ratio + the power of friendship
#stay sinning stay winning babes!!! ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #👑🐝
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📺 voxblr4k Follow
3 hr. ago
Alastor is trending again, but this time for the right reasons (getting his ass kicked and running away like the cowardly little pissbaby he is)
So I guess I won’t be deleting this hellsite just yet
↯ #alastor the radio demon #shitposting in 4k
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📻 real-radio-demon Follow
4 hr. ago
I seem to have made what you might call an “oopsie daisy”
📻 real-radio-demon Follow
4 hr. ago
A real “cringe fail moment” if you will
📻 real-radio-demon Follow
4 hr. ago
I fucked up
↯ #alastor the radio demon ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #real radio demon broadcasts
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💀 be-gay-do-crym Follow
5 hr. ago
hey is no one gonna talk about how a fucking rpf smut writer just killed adam the motherfucking archangel?
💀 be-gay-do-crym Follow
4 hr. ago
@.niffty-lady has over 1000 fics on archive of our souls including a 500k word explicit radiostatic enemies to lovers fic that allegedly caused infighting in the vees because vox wanted it taken down and velvette kept blocking his access
and she stabbed the leader of the exorcists to death
↯ #niffty lady ↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #her url is trending now so ig we are talking about it #cryms crimes
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❤️ moth-pimp Follow
8 hr. ago
people think I’m exaggerating when I say voxxy has a fetish for killing the radio demon. I wish those people could see him now.
🧁 rad-velvette-cakes Follow
8 hr. ago
fr
#hate boner doesnt even begin 2 describe it #radiostatic #vox ↯ #alastor the radio demon #rb
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📺 voxblr4k Follow
23 hr. ago
for 2nd extermination day I’m deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
↯ #extermination day ↯ #extermination 2 electric boogaloo #shitposting in 4k #irl source
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⬜️ voxblr-meta Follow
23 hr. ago
Fanby’s Fake Dash Masterpost
#meta #fake tumblr dash
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penny-anna · 1 year
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genuinely love the vibes of ppl disagreeing on how to interpret a film that doesn’t actually exist. like are katya and goncharov genuinely in love... we just don’t know
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andreycoded · 1 year
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SUPERNATURAL 5.18 (2010) / GONCHAROV (1973)
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idiopathicsmile · 1 year
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i would love to take part in the latest goncharov discourse filling my dash but unfortunately, as always, my brain has its own priorities
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sandwichhour · 1 year
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redraw of this @ponymagnets post
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carciinogen · 2 months
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Huh... I don't remember that door being there...?
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lizardsfromspace · 3 months
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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course
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another screenshot found!! looks like it involves pokey and.. some other guy. if anyone knows this character let me know, since i don't recognize him for the life of me. it looks like this occured during a musical number!
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strangestcase · 1 year
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🪱 funny-colors Follow
I love you fakeposting I love you post dividers I love you made up usernames I love you fake follow buttons i love you emoji avatars I love you blue text I love you bold text
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🍍weirdalatemychildren Follow
Kinda gay to make fake posts. What are you faking? Your heterosexuality?
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spacesweepers · 4 months
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The Goncharov 50th anniversary Blu-ray dropped today, and I didn't pre-order because I prefer watching it on VHS, so I want to give a huge thank you to the people who posted the making-of documentary to the torrent sites. At the 00:31:47 timestamp, you can hear Cybill Shepherd out of frame saying "resign, bitch" about Nixon. What a treat!
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saturnisscreaming · 7 months
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When you meet The Creature (and you will) give it my regards
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