last night i had a terrible dream that someone had gone onto a wikipedia page i had edited and reverted all my edits, and on the talk page they were saying stuff like "Yeah [user] is always making edits to things they don't know anything about, citing unreliable sources" and a bunch of people were agreeing with them! so i went to the journal I had gotten the citation from and the article I had cited looked like an actual article but the rest of the journal's content was cartoon fetish art about human women being pregnant with crabs instead of human babies
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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.
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Dreams show me the vilest concepts. This was few nights ago, and I can't stop thinking about it
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took a nap and dreamt that Jerma was doing "The Sandstorm Stream", which was apparently some long awaited hyped up stream, where he went to CANADA of all places and just, stood around in a sandstorm?? there were a ton of ppl there and it lasted for several hours, but the entire time chat was spamming nothing but variations of "SANDY ANDY OMEGALUL" while Jerma occasionally preformed bits (though he was just standing there motionless for a majority of the stream)
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Google maps new baltimore glitch that happened in 2013
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Meme I made in a dream
Guy: there are only four female dragonflies left in the world🤓
Me: lol no
Me: ( smugly turns into 500 female dragonflies)
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had a weird dream last night and the only thin i can remember was buying a shirt with a bunch of bootleg pokemon surrounding the word cringe and it was glorious
Artist's rendition ⬇️
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Just had a dream where my ex crush was saying a bunch of nice things about me. And then i threw up on his rug so he did an immediate 180 and said “Never mind i take it all back. This man is a wet rat and a menace to society. Get him out of my house.”
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I had a dream I was in a shitty run down shopping center full of really dodgy stalls selling obvious knock off bootleg products like unlicensed nes games and weird fake action figures and in one corner of the building there was a pet shop selling "new animals that were just invented" and they had just released a new animal called a "shrewmonkey" and everyone who saw it immediately thought it was the cutest thing they'd ever seen and desperately wanted to buy one. it was about the size of a rat and looked like this
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