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thenalanita-art · 3 months

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rw incorrect quotes #5

#rain world #rain world downpour #shitpost #rw rivulet #rw hunter #slugcat #incorrect quites #incorrect quote generator #low quality art

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amayatheking · 1 year

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MC, being held captive by Rouge Demons: "Tell us what your relationship is to Lord Diavolo, Human!"

MC: "I'm Diavolo's right hand, arm, man. I'm Diavolo's everything."

Rouge Demons: "..."

MC: "I'm his confidant, his Best Friend... his Silly Rabbit."

Rouge Demons: "His what?!"

MC: "His Silly Rabbit."

Rouge Demons: "His Silly Rabbit?!"

MC: "Yes."

Rouge Demons: "...Is that what he calls you??"

MC: "No."

#Obey Me #Obey Me Headcanon #Obey Me Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Quites #Meme #Obey Me MC #Obey Me Diavolo #IDK This meme just screamed MC Energy to me tbh

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tokoyamisstuff · 1 year

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Reaper: Seriously, you’re giving me a sticker?!

You: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Reaper: I’m not a damn preschooler.

You: Fine, i’ll take it back—

Reaper: I earned this, back off!

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #reaper x reader #gabriel reyes x reader #reaper #gabriel reyes #self insert #incorrect quites #shitpost #reaper / reader #gabriel reyes / reader

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anns-works · 1 year

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Leo: Hey, whats that?

Venus: Thats a list of shit I need to get done.

Leo, squints at the list: "Cringe Therapy"???

Venus: You look me in the eyes and tell me we don't need that.

Leo: Yeah-no, I see your point. But here's my point.

Leo: It's "Cringe Theorapy". As it's spelled wrong.

Venus:

Venus, tad defensive: It's a hard word to spell man.

Leo: Aren't you an English Major.

Venus, now INCREDIBLY defensive: SORRY FOR NEVER RECEIVING A FORMAL EDUCATION DUE TO MY BIOLOGAL QUIRKS!

#fanfic shitpost #fanfic shitposting #shitposts #incorrect quites #incorrect rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles quotes #rise tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #incorrect rottmnt quotes #rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt au #rottmnt leo #rottmnt venus #leonardo hamato #venus de milo #You'll (Never) Be Alone #YNBA Venus #YNBA Leo

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a-vampire-culturelover · 1 year

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Narinder: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- The lamb: I wrote you a poem. Narinder, already crying:You did?

#narinder #the one who waits #the lamb #cult of the lamb #incorrect quites

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lychniis · 2 years

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zhongli : breathe in.

reader : *inhales deeply*

zhongli : breathe out.

reader : *exhales deeply*

zhongli : now whatever you do, do not let go of the steering wheel...

reader : ...

reader : I CAN'T DO THIS-

#zhongli x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #incorrect quites #✦ :: zhongli | rex lapis #&&. incorrect quotes !!

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liesmultixxx · 2 months

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percy jackson summarized:

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo universe #pjo books #hoo #pjo hoo #heroes of olympus #leo valdez #the mark of athena #riordanverse #rick riordan #just leo being a mood #i think this captures the energy of the entirety of pjo quite well #incorrect quotes #incorrect percy jackson

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harmonysanreads · 3 months

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Reader : Do you want to take a shower with me?

Aventurine : I have a gun beside my nightstand and I want you to shoot me with it if I ever say no to that because know that I've gone crazy.

#i've been thinking about him quite a lot #will he be able to dethrone alhaitham though #incorrect quotes #honkai star rail incorrect quotes #hsr incorrect quotes #aventurine x reader #aventurine x you #aventurine #hsr x reader #hsr x you #honkai star rail x reader

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zetadraconis11 · 2 months

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HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

#As much as I want to 100% the game there's just so much #I wonder how worried the group would be if they did hear all these tasks the mc had to do #mc lives on coffee and spite #mc spite-completed the game lol #Hundredth quote yayyy #That's quite the milestone!#Thanks for reading my incorrect quotes guys #hogwarts mc #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #poppy sweeting #natsai onai #amit thakkar #hogwarts legacy headcanons #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy

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freckleslikestars · 4 months

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FARSCAPE | 1.06 Thank God It's Friday, Again.

#I love this exchange so much specifically because it tells us a lot about how the translator microbes work. I mean. I highly doubt that – at #least at this point – john has ever discussed woodies with Aeryn.#But I can quite easily imagine that he’s at one point looked at some alien thing shuddered and gone ‘ugh. Gives me the willies.’#And since aeryn’s translator microbes picked that up and returned it with woody we can kind of see how they work.#It’s taken willie – a colloquial term for penis – and substituted it with another colloquial term for penis – woody.#The problem is that these terms both have connotations that the microbes don’t pick up on #hence the incorrect substitution.#However they do seem to do okay with homophones #presumably based on context.#It’s like how back in like 2012 if you typed a word into google translate that didn’t translate well #it would give you it’s best guess #and then if you translated it back it would just have a completely different meaning. Essentially translator microbes work probably as well #farscape #aeryn sun #claudia black #syfysource #cinematv #filmtvcentral #chewieblog #smallscreensource #usercreate #userthing #farscapeedit #john crichton #ben browder #farscape gifs #my gifs #claudia black gifs #dailytvwomen #popcultureds

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infinite-orangepeel · 1 year

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oop i think he heard himself being called out, nobody move…

#i’m not naming names but…#rhymes with beve barrington #no other bisexual dilf pathetic men are doing it quite like steve #steve harrington #steve harrington headcanon #incorrect steve harrington #incorrect steve harrington quotes #steddie #joe keery #fruity four #stranger things #steve stranger things #bisexual steve harrington #gay steve harrington #steve harrington is a mother #babysitter steve #steve the babysitter #stranger things incorrect quotes #steddie incorrect quotes

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sxphr · 4 months

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Enid: You've been in a mood all day, what's wrong?

Wednesday, standing with her arms crossed, mumbling: Nothing.

Enid:

Enid: Oh! Is it because you want a hug?

Wednesday:

Enid, laughing: You could've just asked Wends.

Wednesday, blushing: Shut up.

#wednesday needs enids hugs to keep her grounded sometimes #but hasnt quite mastered the art of asking for them #black cat x golden retriever #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #incorrect wednesday quotes #wednesday #enid #wenclair

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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TWST Incorrect Quotes: A Wonderful Gift

[Yuu gets attacked by a group of hoodlums]

Attacker A: *punches Yuu and pushes them down* You fuckin' bitch!

Malleus: *slowly walks up to the group* Oh my... It seems as though you've given me such a wonderful gift...

Attacker B: Oh yeah, horny boy? What gift is that?

Malleus: *eyes glowing green, all the light in the area goes dark as he cracks his knuckles* An excuse.

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yuno-karei · 1 year

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[ID: A Mairimashita! Iruma-kun comic of an incorrect quote. Agares is here to visit Gaap. He asks "What's for dinner? " while yawning and Gaap is stand in the shadows on the right. Gaap replies with "Regret..." while turning around to look at him. He's crying like a sopping wet beast and he holds a tray that has a fish so charred it's smoking and barely recognisable. The two stand next to each other. Agares looks at the fish with judgemental eyes while Gaap continues crying and holding the tray. Agares then looks at Gaap, asking him "How did you mess up this badly? ", but gets cut off with Gaap shouting "I DON'T KNOW" while crying even harder. He is crying so hard that there's even a radial blur effect on them. Poor guy. End ID]

They got takeouts afterwards

#mairimashita! iruma kun #m!ik #fanart #agares picero #gaap goemon #I live with fanart to post #take it that Gaap was having a rough day before this incident #this incorrect quote has been lingering in my head for quite some time already #also my first time writing an ID! I hope it's fine #yuno art

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tangents-within-tangents · 2 months

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The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes

Bc I’ve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh

Tech: *mission relevant info* Hunter: Tell me something I don’t know! Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself Hunter: … Hunter: Tell me something else I don’t know…something less disturbing

Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force

Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!

Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!

Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.

Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night! Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia! Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week? Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!

Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.

Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown Tech: No doubt

Hunter: Oh I’ve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!! Tech: Worst talent show ever

Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!

Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?

Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is Wrecker: I like it already!

Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury! Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*

Omega: No! I swore I’d never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!

Echo: Wrecker, cover Omega’s ears, I intend to use my angry words

Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!

Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises* Hunter: Anyone catch that? Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly* The Batch: … Echo: What? I’m fluent in panic

Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why “volunteers” ends in “tears”

Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, that’s why! Wrecker: What about Crosshair? Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind Omega: and Echo? Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind Tech: Um… Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!

Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon! Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?! Tech: He has a point

Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, you’ll never be able to unsee this! Tech, recording bc that’s his freaking hobby: Don’t worry about it I’ll burn you a dvd!

Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says “Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshair” :) Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*

Hunter: Get up here. That’s an order! Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order? Hunter: Permission denied! Tech: Then I deny your denial (sorry)

Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair

*Phee and Tech kiss* Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww Wrecker: Finally!

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gallusrostromegalus · 8 months

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AEIWAM: WHY does Aizen eat mayo on white bread?!!

There's a lot of things wrong with that guy.

#also because i was trying to think of the worst sandwich possible to indicate what a monster aizen is #came up with absolutely the worst sandwich #and then i remembered Aizen is a weenie who doesn't go quite hard enough to achieve his goals #so i backed up two steps to the second-and-a-half worst sandwich #untoasted whitebread with an incorrect amount of mayonnaise #that's his go-to snack #and nit just because he put Gin #a corn snake in a business suit #in charge of stocking the pantry at Las Noches #though Orihime's ability to make nutritional meals out of clown menu nonsense is extremely helpful #AEIWAM #An elephant is warm and mushy #bleach #bleach fanfic #sosuke aizen

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