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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 4 months

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Thought I'd give another update just in case anyone was thinking I might be dead: Don't worry, I'm not!

Sorry for dropping off the face of the earth there, I just sorta fell out of things there. I hope I'll come back to writing TWST fics/fics in general and engaging on here more someday, but to be honest, with my chronic ADHD/Depression combo, I sorta have a hard time keeping up with passions, interests, and hobbies.

My New Year's resolution is to work on my passions more and try to be more of an active member in my own life as well as the communities I want to be a part of, so if all goes well, you'll see more of me here soon!

I hope you're all doing well, I really do miss the heck out of you guys! Here's to a bright and passion filled 2024!

✨️💖🌟🎆2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣🎆🌟💖✨️

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland smut #upcoming smut #smut writer #update #mental health update #fan fiction #disney twst #adhd problems #adhd #adhd writer #depreassion rant #depression

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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WAH! I swear I followed you at least a month ago-WHY MUST TUMBLR UNFOLLOW ME FROM YOU 😭 Id been wondering why I wasn't seeing any of your stuff!!

To be fair, I haven't been as active on Tumblr as of late. I've been in a bit of a creative and mental slump lately so I haven't been producing any new content.

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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Yuu: My crazy ass could never be a monarch. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.

Malleus: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?

Yuu: ...

Yuu: Hmmm...

Leona: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?

Yuu: HMMMM...

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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Ok, wait, hold on, pause-

This is late but I just come back from my social media break (I’m trying to avoid anything TWST Book 7 related) and I was looking around your account to update myself (as you do) and I just saw this…

YOU’RE AN ADULT!? LIKE- OVER 18!? WITH A JOB!? HUH??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A TEEN WTFFF- I am genuinely mind blown.

I'm unsure whether I should feel offended or complimented... 🤣 (Don't worry I'm not actually offended) I do write smut for a Disney mobile game meant for "children", which is a very horny teenager thing to do, so I can understand where the confusion started...

Unfortunately I am an "adult".

I'm 25.

I have an adult job.

I pay my own taxes.

I no longer live with my parents.

I vaguely remember 9/11.

I no longer get carded when buying alcohol (fuckin bastards could at least pretend I look under 21).

But am I mentally stable in the slightest? Abso-fuckin-lutely not. I am not okay. Send help.

#im old af #i need an adult #fuck #i am an adult #send help #oh god #horny disney mobile game #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland smut #lonely smut writer #smut writer #mid twenties #middle aged #disney twst #twst

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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Hmmm how about 3-6 questions?

3) 3 Fears:

🐛🪱 Being filled with parasites

☄️🌎 Watching a world-ending meteor hit the earth

👥️️😶‍🌫️ Disappointing people (I live in a constant state of terror there)

4) 3 Things I Love:

🛌💤 Sleep

😘👨‍🦰 Pretty anime boys

🐶💕 My dog Loki (he's a big scary looking black German Shapherd, but he's the biggest baby)

5) 4 Turn On's:

😊☺️ Cute smiles/laughs

🤡😂 Good sense of humor

😎🤓 People who are confident in who they are

💪💕✨️💖 Muscles 💖✨️💕💪

6) 4 Turn Off's:

😾👷‍♂️ Cat-calling (don't holler at me when I'm just trying to get to/from work)

🤴👸 Overly insecure people (I love people of all shapes and sizes, me being over 6' tall in heels doesn't need to injure your masculinity)

😡👩‍🍳 Entitled assholes (just treat service industry workers like people, okay?)

🤝🛑 People that get too clingy after one date (I don't know you, I'm not your girlfriend, you're not going to hold my hand)

[Sorry it took so long for me to do this, it was hard to come up with the best answers 😅]

#answering questions #answered #ask me anything #what do you want to know #greatest fear #things i love #my favorite things #turn ons #turn offs #muscles #lonely smut writer #smut writer #im bored #twisted wonderland fanfiction #fan fic writer #fan fiction writer #twst fanfic writer

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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um here's something if you wanna get to know me better? just send me the numbers and i'll post my response ^-^

you're also free to basically ask me anything else you kinda want to know, mha or bkdk related too ofc!

#go on then #do it #i dare you #ask me #ask me literally anything #im bored #ask me anything #twst smut #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland fanfic #fanfic writer #twst fanfic #message me #talk to me #send me numbers

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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I'm super stoked about this other Sebek piece I commissioned by the super fuckin talented @garbonzobear. Follow them y'all!

The muscles, the juicy breasts, the spooge, the thighs that could crack my skull open... 🤤💦💕

#twisted wonderland smut #sebek zigvolt #twst sebek #twisted wonderland sexy #sexy sebek #sebek smut #gator penis #disney twst #twisted wonderland #twst #bondage art #twisted wonderland fanart #crocodile man #not safe for ortho #sexy twisted wonderland #sexy twst #sexy fanart

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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I'm so happy I could help inspire such dirty, beautiful art into this world. We truly do need more sexy Sebek art man...

I'm truly blown away by this piece, thank you so much @the-trinket-witch!!! 😍😘💕🐊 (follow them! Do it! Do it NOW!)

Got my first N/SFW/NSFO commish. Surprised with how well it turned out?

Thank you @f-smutt-fitzgerald for this opportunity-I'm so glad ya liked it!!

Full "Not Safe for Ortho" image under the cut

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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TWST CH. 6 Incorrect Quote: La Chancla

***🦐[End of Chapter 6 spoilers... Sorta]🦐***

🦐Yuu: *yanking off their shoe and yelling over the intercom* God dammit Idia! When I get down there I’m gonna whoop your ass so hard!

💀Overblot Idia at the door to the Underworld: It seems that Yuu is on the way as well? Fufufu, what does that magicless noob hope to accomplish once they get here? This is going to be easy…

🦐Yuu: *bursting through the door with mighty chancla in hand* How many times do I have to teach you lil’ shits this lesson!?

💀Idia: *trying to run away* EEEP!

🦐Yuu: *grabbing Idia and whacking him across the face with their shoe* STOP *slap* TRYING *slap* TO *slap* END *slap* THE *slap* WORLD *slap* DAMMIT!

[Vil, Leona, Jamil, Azul, Riddle, Rook, and Epel in the doorway watching as Yuu beats the shit out of Idia.]

🍎Epel: *nervously eyeing the others* Should… Should we help…?

👑Vil: *staring with awe* It… It looks like Yuu’s got it covered…

🍎Epel: No, I meant… Should we help Idia…?

[Idia trying to crawl away and Yuu pulling him back in to throw him across the room.]

🦐Yuu: I’m tired of you mother fuckin’ wizards and your mother fuckin’ bullshit!

🦁Leona: *stepping back nervously along with the others* Probably best that we stay out of this one…

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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Y’know, pretty sure it’s not surprising Rook Hunt writes poetry. Though if he has a romantic partner, he probably writes the most dirtiest, lewd filled poem sonly his lover can read.

Oh boy! Think up any euphemism Rook would use in his writing and the words would turn you on just by one phrase.

"Your sweet flower budding with my morning dew" (I wanted to see if I could come up with a full on lust filled poem that Rook might write, but I got nothing else right now.)

Lol, to me anything he'd write would just sound creepy, but I'm sure he has tons of erotic poetry he's written to his love interests. I'm sure Vil and Leona have received such poems from such a mysterious "secret" admirer.

#rook hunt #twst rook #twisted wonderland rook #love poetry #twisted wonderland #twst

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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Hello! Nice to meet you!

I've been here for the last two weeks, trying to stay away from my old circle.I like TWST and sometimes get interested in other people's OCs and ideas.

If you don't mind, can you tell me if you have an OC in TWST Worldview?

（Sorry for using weird EN translator）

I'm generally not really into making OCs, but I do think it would be cool to have characters based off of the villains from Mulan, so part of me is tempted to create some characters based off of Shan Yu and the other huns because I want some more sweet sweet Mulan representation than just the Long theme from the Halloween story line.

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #night raven college #twst #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #shan yu #mulan #disney mulan #mulan shan yu #disney villains #mulan oc #shan yu oc #original character

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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There seems to be a general agreement un fandom that malleus has 2 dlcks 🤔 Do you think a) they are facing left and right, or b) one is on top, another is beneath it 🧍

Y'all... Y'all need Jesus.

...

..

But probably B) Top and bottom.

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twisted wonderland smut #malleus draconia #two peens #double weiner #two penises #dragon dick #twst malleus #yall need jesus

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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If the TWST cast (+ yourself) woke up in the opposite gender. What would they + you do?

This random thought came by me today and nothing too big would change except my Mom won't stress as much about my late-night walks.

I mean... let's be honest the first thing I'D do is, well... Fiddle my diddle, cuz I'm a female who was born female and I've always been curious what an orgasm would feel like from a dude's point of view, you know?

I'm not too sure how the TWST cast would react, probably once the initial shock went away, they'd play with their boobs because who wouldn't? Boobs are great.

And they'd probably fiddle their diddles as well, because it's hard to imagine teenage boys wouldn't try it if they suddenly found themselves in a female body. But maybe I'm just a pervert.

Characters like Vil, Cater, and Crewel would probably be excited to try on clothes to fit their new feminine form. I imagine Epel would be fuckin pissed cuz everyone already thinks he's a girl. Silver and Leona would probably take naps on each others boobs. Riddle would be annoyed but ultimately wouldn't act different. Idia might try cosplaying as his favorite female characters.

Ultimately I guess not much would change, but it'd be hilarious to see the horror an entire school's worth of boys would experience having a period for the first time.

Art by SameKun123 on DeviantArt

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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I'm sorry about your day.

Who would you get with realistically

Favorite color

Do you wear glasses

And favorite cryptid monster

Not every day can be great. It's just one of those days where it's been a long week but it's only Monday, you know?

Who would I get with realistically? I mean, if we're being super realistic, probably no one, cuz they'd have to like me in return, and also be real. Buuuut if we're being super hypothetical about this "realistically" talk, and let's for the sake of conversation pretend all the characters are adults because I'm an adult... Well my heart still says Floyd, but that's not a very sustainable relationship, so I'd settle down with Trey. He's the type that could take care of you, you know?

Favorite color is blood red crimson, maybe like a purplish red as well. Love me some red.

I do wear glasses, I've been visually impaired af since I was like 9. I hate contacts, and I prefer how I look with glasses, so I stick to the glasses.

Favorite cryptid? I love me some Wendigo, but I'm not sure if they count as cryptids, so I'll go with Mothman. Basic answer, but mothman is just so wonderful.

#mondays #answering questions #twisted wonderland #trey clover #floyd leech #disney twst #red #crimson #favorite color #mothman #cryptid #glasses #about me

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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Feelings on idia? Is he a yay or nay?

TBH I'm kinda meh on Idia. I do typically like the dark and brooding types, and I like his brief moments of sadistic excitement when he's talking about things he's passionate about, but I think he's a lil too dull and gloomy for my taste, like, even his overblot was kinda meh.

But I do think he has potential to do some really cool things. I'm currently writing a fic displaying the level of badass I see him potentially having. While I have watched all of chapter 6, I haven't seen any of chapter 7 yet, so I'm excited to see Idia do something cool in the canon story.

#twst idia #twisted wonderland idia #idia shroud #disney twst #twisted wonderland

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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ASK ME ANYTHING!

Jesus, my clients at work have been the fuckin worst lately and I'm feeling especially murdery.

Help me keep my mind off of things and ask me some fun questions or chat with me. Tell me about how you're doing y'all.

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f-smutt-fitzgerald · 1 year

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By the way, I would die if someone made a comic or illustration using this dialogue.

You could even swap out Malleus for your favorite character (for example, I think Floyd would also work great for this). You could then change "horny boy" to whatever dig you imagine would be used for the different character. If you do draw this, tag me/send it to me cuz I wanna seeeeeeeee.

TWST Incorrect Quotes: A Wonderful Gift

[Yuu gets attacked by a group of hoodlums]

Attacker A: *punches Yuu and pushes them down* You fuckin' bitch!

Malleus: *slowly walks up to the group* Oh my... It seems as though you've given me such a wonderful gift...

Attacker B: Oh yeah, horny boy? What gift is that?

Malleus: *eyes glowing green, all the light in the area goes dark as he cracks his knuckles* An excuse.

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