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Grand Inquisitor: Why are we going after one singular old-ass Jedi when we could be wiping out an entire branch of Rebel intelligence?
Darth Vader: I am the manager of this flying Hot Topic and you will do as I fucking ask, do you understand???
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Breha: The 'A' in her name stands for 'angel sent from heaven'
Leia: *punches her cousin*
Breha: It also stands for anger issues
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imperial cody: i’m going to take you out
obi-wan: great! it’s a date then!
cody: i meant that as a threat…
obi-wan: do you promise?
cody: …?
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Obi-Wan: I’m not the man I used to be. Find someone else.
Bail: UGH, fine.
Bail, calling Ahsoka: Ahsoka I need your help-
Obi-Wan: Ahsoka’s alive?!
Bail:...
Bail:...Surprise?
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Leia: who’s that? *points at Grand Inquisitor and Fifth Brother*
Obi-Wan: they don’t like me.
Leia: who’s that? *points at a random citizen approaching them, guns blazing*
Obi-Wan: *preparing to fight* they don’t like me, either.
Leia: WHO’S THAT? *as Reva comes plunging onto the scene*
Obi-Wan, 1% human and 99% stress and trauma: LET’S JUST ASSUME FOR THE MOMENT THAT EVERYONE HERE DOESN’T LIKE ME.
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Saw a post that said they thought Obi-Wan would be good at baseball and all I have to say is this—
Obi-Wan, from the pitcher’s mound: It’s over, Anakin.
Anakin, at bat: Are you seriously—
Obi-Wan: I have the high ground. >:)
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Alternate ending to Kenobi episode 2:
Obi Wan Kenobi: I lost Leia.
Bail Organa: How did you lose Leia?!
Obi Wan Kenobi: To be fair she is very small
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!!
anakin, sighing: yeah i know
cody: when did you learn mando'a?????
anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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Obi-wan: Why is Cody crying?
Rex: He took a 'which Jedi are you' quiz
Obi-wan: And?
Rex: And he got general Skywalker
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Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
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Prequels: Incorrect Quotes
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!
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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Bly: Um...Neat.
*later*
Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.
Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?
Bly: Didn't you thank him?
Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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Anakin: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Cody...
Obi-Wan: As you should be.
Anakin: No, for real, he is kind of-
Obi-Wan As. You. Should. Be.
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